Trying The Trickiest Tongue Twisters We Could Find | Smosh Mouth 96

Summary

Smosh Mouth - Episode 96: Trying The Trickiest Tongue Twisters We Could Find

Release Date: June 2, 2025

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1. Introduction and Guest Appearance

The episode kicks off with Shayne Topp introducing the show's theme and welcoming their guest, Courtney Miller. The hosts, Shayne and Amanda Lehan-Canto, alongside Courtney, set a playful and relaxed tone for the episode.

• [00:31] Courtney Miller: "Couldn't keep it together for 10 seconds."
• [00:44] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Court just had an outburst of laughter, and we will not explain why."

2. Spotlight on Courtney's Podcast "URL"

Courtney takes the stage to discuss her own podcast, titled "URL", which recently launched on the Smosh Alike channel. The podcast delves into internet identity, exploring topics like TikToks, internet lore, and the digital selves we present online.

• [02:11] Courtney Miller: "It's called URL because it's talking about our identity, which a URL. He didn't know. I actually used to know what it stood for. It's, like, uniform."
• [03:16] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "It's so good because I watched you and Angela's episode and I was getting very nostalgic over all the Tumblr conversation."

Courtney elaborates on the creative process behind the podcast, including collaborations with notable guests like Grace Helbig, and praises the impressive set design that evokes a nostalgic Y2K vibe.

• [03:45] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Remember, you got to choose the color of the back of the Mac."
• [03:57] Courtney Miller: "Which is incredible. It's so cool to sit down with such a legend. And she's so funny."

3. Transition to the Tongue Twisters Challenge

Shayne smoothly transitions the conversation towards the main segment of the episode: attempting some of the trickiest tongue twisters they could find. The idea stems from Courtney's desire to improve speaking clarity and annunciation.

• [12:06] Courtney Miller: "I'm so excited."
• [12:23] Courtney Miller: "When we did media training recently, I was like, I want to get better at how to talk good. Like annunciating."

4. The Tongue Twisters Attempt and Hilarity Ensues

The trio embarks on the tongue twisters challenge, adopting "news anchor" voices to add an extra layer of difficulty and humor. The segment is filled with laughter, attempts to maintain composure, and playful banter as they navigate through various challenging phrases.

• [22:37] Shane Topp: "Here we go. I'm going to start with the classic. We're starting with Peter Piper the classic."
• [23:21] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Wow. It's a scary story, but you don't give a fuck."

Courtney takes her turn with the "Peter Piper" tongue twister, leading to multiple humorous attempts and mistakes.

• [25:18] Courtney Miller: "Good morning. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."
• [25:29] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Stop."

As the challenge progresses, the difficulty increases with more complex tongue twisters, resulting in bursts of laughter and light-hearted frustration.

• [32:12] Courtney Miller: "Good evening, Cincinnati. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread in bed."

The dynamic trio showcases their comedic chemistry, making the segment both entertaining and relatable for listeners who have struggled with similar tongue twisters.

5. Reflections on the Activity

After several attempts, the hosts reflect on the exercise's difficulty and the value of such challenges in improving speech and pronunciation.

• [37:01] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "I think it's trees. I think peas. And ths can be hard."
• [43:37] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Kill that."

Shayne shares insights on his improvement over time, attributing it to frequent reading and practicing pronunciation.

• [54:16] Shane Topp: "I've gotten so much better at pronunciation from just doing it."

6. Conclusion and Future Episodes

The episode wraps up with a call to action for listeners to check out Courtney's new podcast "URL" on the Smosh Alike channel, highlighting upcoming collaborations and inviting the audience to stay tuned for more engaging content.

• [64:29] Courtney Miller: "Check it out. Guests Smash Alike."
• [64:33] Courtney Miller: "Good morning, Smosh alike. It is now news at 11am I love it."

Shayne and Amanda express their enthusiasm for future episodes, promising more fun and interactive segments.

• [66:07] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "I love it."
• [66:26] Courtney Miller: "That was awesome. I genuinely cannot look at you. This is you."

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Notable Quotes:

• [22:37] Shayne Topp: "Here we go. I'm going to start with the classic. We're starting with Peter Piper the classic."
• [25:18] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "Stop."
• [37:01] Amanda Lehan-Canto: "I think it's trees. I think peas. And ths can be hard."
• [54:16] Shayne Topp: "I've gotten so much better at pronunciation from just doing it."

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This episode of Smosh Mouth delivers a delightful mix of humor, camaraderie, and engaging conversations. From spotlighting Courtney's new podcast venture to the hilariously challenging tongue twisters segment, Shayne, Amanda, and Courtney provide listeners with an entertaining and laughter-filled experience. Whether you're a fan of witty banter or looking to enjoy some lighthearted fun, this episode has something for everyone.

Transcript

[Shane]

Okay. Left and right, adjust size.

[Courtney Miller]

Don't you wish you could do that in real life?

[Amanda]

Don't you wish?

[Courtney Miller]

Don't you age size?

[Amanda]

Don't you. Do you wish?

[Courtney Miller]

I wish.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Courtney Miller]

I have so much to say about that.

[Shane]

All right. No, save it.

[Amanda]

No, no, babe, literally. Okay, babe, literally, save it.

[Shane]

No, let's save it for the paw.

[Amanda]

No, babe, save it.

[Shane]

Let's save it for the paw.

[Amanda]

I literally have so much to say about that. Babe, save it.

[Courtney Miller]

I was referring.

[Shane]

I liter so much to say. Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Hi.

[Courtney Miller]

Couldn't keep it together for 10 seconds.

[Amanda]

Court just had an outburst of laughter, and we will not explain why.

[Shane]

We will explain later.

[Amanda]

Her chance, maybe.

[Courtney Miller]

No. Okay. Okay. For the record, this is all recorded, by the way, I made a joke about size. I was like, I have so much to say about that. But I made about my boobs.

[Shane]

Okay, let's give the full context.

[Courtney Miller]

Sure.

[Shane]

Guys, later in this episode, we're gonna be doing some tongue twisters from our teleprompter, which we have. And fun fact. When we use the teleprompter, we use an Xbox controller to move up and down on the teleprompter.

[Courtney Miller]

So cool. It's so fun.

[Shane]

And if you move the stick left and right, it adjusts the size of the text on screen, and Courtney then turns to both of us and goes, don't you wish you could do that in real life? Adjust size. And then Amanda's like, yeah. And then you said, I have a lot to say about that.

[Amanda]

Ye. And then we both looked at you, and then we.

[Shane]

And I looked inward.

[Amanda]

You looked inward, and everything went inward.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Whoa. And that's Smoshmouth for you guys.

[Shane]

Welcome to Smash Mouth. We don't mess around over here.

[Amanda]

No, clearly.

[Shane]

No, look, hosting a podcast, it's crazy stuff. Which brings us to Courtney. Courtney, you have a podcast.

[Amanda]

I do. Oh, my God.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It's like a.

[Amanda]

Are you labeling it as a podcast?

[Courtney Miller]

It's. Yeah. I mean, it's a show because there is so much podcast. We talk a lot about the Internet. So this show that I have is called URL. It just came out when we're recording this this week. And, yeah, it's called URL because it's talking about our identity, which a URL. He didn't know. I actually used to know what it stood for. It's, like, uniform.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What does this stand for?

[Courtney Miller]

And. But it's basically the ID of a website. And we're talking about how websites, computer stuff, online stuff makes up our identity so much. And so we watch Tiktoks together. I get to look at my guests for you pages, and we talk about Internet lore and what makes us us.

[Amanda]

It's so good because I watched you and Angela's episode and I was getting very nostalgic over all the Tumblr conversation. Cause I would write a blog on Tumblr and I tried to search for it. I can't find it anymore. But I would write a full blog, Tumblr. It was like my thing with pictures of everything. But I didn't know you could message on Tumblr.

[Courtney Miller]

Yes, you can.

[Amanda]

Like, I know you, like, got broken up with on Tumblr.

[Courtney Miller]

No spoilers.

[Amanda]

If you haven't watched the first episode, there's probably might be a second one that's coming out as this comes out, but it's on the smash alike channel. It is so good. The set is so good. I don't know.

[Shane]

It's such a sick.

[Amanda]

It tickles my brain.

[Shane]

The fact that they got one of those classic Macs is. Oh, my God. The best.

[Amanda]

Remember, you got to choose the color of the back of the Mac.

[Shane]

I know.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Yeah. So stay tuned. I think that'll be our third episode that comes out with Grace Helbig.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Courtney Miller]

Which is incredible. It's so cool to sit down with such a legend. And she's so funny. Thank you. I was hoping that the set would be like a brain scratching, nostalgic Y2K vibe.

[Amanda]

It's. It is. It gives me like sleepover vibes, but also like cool girl office vibes. And like, you know the telephone that was like. You could see through the telephone.

[Courtney Miller]

Yes, we have one.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Guys, our art department's incredible.

[Shane]

I love it. And they. They really went hard with that set.

[Courtney Miller]

They. They did not hold back. They surprise us every time. It's incredible. We were talking about boobs, okay. No, you were talking about.

[Shane]

What you were talking about with adjusting size is boobs.

[Amanda]

I don't.

[Shane]

So you wish. If you.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Courtney Miller]

I just have this running thing that. It's so frustrating. Why? I can tell my brain can just tell my lungs to breathe. Right. Why can't my brain tell my boobs to grow more? More.

[Amanda]

This is so. This feels very nostalgic. I never experienced this because they just kept growing and I was like, stop.

[Courtney Miller]

See?

[Amanda]

Can your brain get a stress stop. You know, you know, there's this movie now and then you guys probably don't know.

[Courtney Miller]

I love that movie, the taping, the girl.

[Amanda]

Is it Christina Ricci?

[Shane]

What movie are you talking about?

[Amanda]

Is it Christina Richie?

[Courtney Miller]

Now and Then?

[Shane]

Oh, now and Then.

[Amanda]

Is it Christina Ricci?

[Courtney Miller]

Have you not seen now and Then?

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh, you're gonna have a night where she's gonna show you honey. And she wraps her boobs twice because she's like. Doesn't want the attention. I'm like, that was me. That was literally me.

[Courtney Miller]

It was her duct tape.

[Amanda]

And then I stopped and I was like, meh. And now I love it. It's great. But yeah, so I guess if you want this. I'm so sorry I brought it back up.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm so sorry. I think it's hilarious. But y. So excited to get you guys on that show eventually. And yeah, it's. It's. It's a show, but it is gonna be. It is on Spotify, so if you want to listen to it as a podcast, you could do that too.

[Amanda]

Good pivot.

[Courtney Miller]

Thanks. Thanks.

[Amanda]

That was really good.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

You guys were cooking on that show for so long.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. I feel secret for like, nine months.

[Shane]

It's crazy how long ago we started discussing it. This is a big change because it switches over from Anthony's Anthony Padilla channel to Smash Alike.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Shane]

And yours is the first show, so I think they, you know, it's a big deal.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

You're leading that channel now.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. In the past, like, a big change like that, I feel like, wouldn't be met with such a positive response that I did get, like, everyone seemed really excited. People thought the name was cool. We were like, oh, boy. Are they gonna like the name? Are they gonna, like, Smash a lot? We were. We. We literally not. I say we just. Cuz I was like, in the room. But I, like, have nothing to do with that process. I would, like, pitch stupid ideas. But, like, we thought for so long what to call the channel. And Smosh for, like, was one of the first. And then we tried to think for so long, and they're like, why are we overthinking this?

[Amanda]

Do you have one that. That was like, a close contender.

[Courtney Miller]

We were, like, talking about Smosh like, because press, you know, it's in press alike. So we're talking about, like, oh, well, this is kind of like YouTube journalism, or it's as close as Smosh has gotten to YouTube journalism. But, like, Press felt like it was really sequestering us into one area. And that's why we like Smosh Alike, because it's like, it doesn't make us bog down to one thing, you know? Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't think there was anything really cool. I think we had, like, a bunch of random, weird ones.

[Shane]

I pitched a Smosh for Men.

[Amanda]

Ew, you're gross.

[Courtney Miller]

Smosh for men.

[Amanda]

Everything.

[Courtney Miller]

You know, like. You know, like, smosh for men.

[Shane]

Smosh for men.

[Amanda]

And it looks like a. Like a razor company, like, logo, type of. What is this even?

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Smosh for Men. And it's only you guys on the channel.

[Courtney Miller]

Dudes. Incredible.

[Amanda]

What is dude?

[Shane]

I don't actually know. No, I was. I was saying this. I was saying this recently how when you add for men at the end of any product, it's so funny. Anything is funny.

[Amanda]

So bad.

[Shane]

It's like, oh, shampoo for men. It's just. But these things exist, right, Dude, Wipes exist. It's just like, wipes for men. It's like, what. What makes them different?

[Amanda]

Marketing thing to, like, be like, oh, I have to get thing.

[Shane]

It's like, I love it. Every time I see it, I laugh.

[Amanda]

Shampoo for men.

[Shane]

Shampoo for men. Biscuits for men.

[Amanda]

What do those look like?

[Shane]

I don't know. That's what's funny.

[Courtney Miller]

Socks for men.

[Shane]

Socks for men. Huge biscuits.

[Amanda]

Massive biscuits.

[Courtney Miller]

The biscuits shaped like a rack.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Big. Which we wish you. No, I didn't say that.

[Courtney Miller]

Please do that.

[Amanda]

Boop, boop. We wish you could just get there.

[Shane]

That is not.

[Courtney Miller]

I will not go there.

[Amanda]

Had to bring it back because that's what I do. I like to torture Shane whenever I can. They create that.

[Shane]

And you see guys in the corner just, like, moving the controller. Just like, whoa.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Where's it gonna fit? Where's it gonna fit? None of my pants are gonna work.

[Shane]

Damn it. None of my pants are gonna work. Pants for men.

[Amanda]

Big ones.

[Shane]

Big, big pants. Jesus Christ.

[Amanda]

We're awful human beings.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God. Okay, he's crying.

[Amanda]

Chance. Been crying all day.

[Shane]

And we just recorded the try not to laugh episode with Chancellor crying in that.

[Amanda]

Crying for men.

[Shane]

Crying for men. Movies for men.

[Amanda]

Movies for men.

[Courtney Miller]

It's so. Okay, this. I can't believe people search this and fall for this. Because saying something for men, it sounds like you are inadequate to have a thing that is not for you.

[Amanda]

Like, exactly.

[Courtney Miller]

It's not that it's emasculating, but it's like, oh. Like, it sounds like, oh, you're not quite tall enough for this roller coaster, but here's this one for you. Like, that's how it sounds in my head, that's true.

[Amanda]

Movies for men. Like, what would that be? You with a dog with like a military outfit on? Like, I don't know, seat belts for men?

[Shane]

No shit. Like, when it is, like, when it is like shampoo and conditioner for men. That's where I really laugh. I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's just the same shirt. It's the same stuff. It's just labeled differently.

[Amanda]

That's probably because you guys have more dandruff.

[Shane]

That's probably why they do it more messed up. Oh, God. Also tactical. If you add tactical before stuff.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. It's like, oh, yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Tactical.

[Shane]

Tactical shampoo.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my gosh. I. I only buy at the grocery store. Tactical tampons. That's all I buy.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Courtney Miller]

They have.

[Amanda]

They have a full strap that goes.

[Courtney Miller]

They have.

[Shane]

And you're like this. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

If I lift one leg up, you're like, woo.

[Courtney Miller]

If I fall out of a plane, I open my legs.

[Shane]

The technical shampoo is a fucking parachute.

[Amanda]

It's only when you're fucking skydiving or like rolling in the ground. Can you wear these tampons?

[Shane]

Rolling in the ground. Rolling in the ground. Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

I got something on my face? Yeah.

[Amanda]

You should go see a doctor.

[Shane]

I need to see a doctor? Yes. About what's on my face?

[Amanda]

Your mustache.

[Shane]

Oh, boy. Well, if I need to go see a doctor, I think I know what to do. Should I do Zoc Doc?

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Courtney Miller]

I hope we can use that.

[Shane]

Can we please use that take? Can we please. Anyways, you're a host of a show now. The creator of this episode, I kind of partially thought of because you were talking about, like, oh, I want to be more clear with my speaking and stuff.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, yeah. When we did. What was it? Media training recently, I was like, I want to get better at how to talk good. Like annunciating.

[Shane]

Talking for men.

[Courtney Miller]

Talking for men.

[Amanda]

God. And it's just this nice. Hey, all right, all right. Yeah, I'm listening.

[Shane]

So we thought it'd be fun to do some tongue twisters to practice.

[Amanda]

Yeah. To really help you speak good is tongue twisters. That's a perfect way to practice.

[Shane]

Absolutely.

[Courtney Miller]

Flex those tongue muscles that I can't. Just make my brain make my tongue better.

[Shane]

Adjusting this to make my tongue bigger.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything.

[Shane]

Yeah, don't say you nasty girl.

[Amanda]

I'm a nasty girl. And also, I don't think I've done a tongue twister. Like Sally sells seashells by the seashells.

[Shane]

You weren't showing those back when you worked.

[Amanda]

I did.

[Shane]

Were.

[Amanda]

When I did what?

[Shane]

Channel News. When you're doing news.

[Courtney Miller]

When you were doing News channel.

[Amanda]

I didn't do tongue twisters.

[Shane]

Wait, you didn't do, like, warm up, like.

[Amanda]

Oh, we know. I never warmed up like that.

[Shane]

New York.

[Courtney Miller]

No.

[Amanda]

She had a brown cow.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, you were Mexican Salsa. Yes.

[Amanda]

Yes. That's exactly what I was doing. Salsa. Yeah.

[Shane]

So you just would get on camera and you start speaking.

[Amanda]

Well, remember that? I did a tape. I was never an actual. But you know what I used to do is run the teleprompter. That was.

[Shane]

You were running the teleprompter?

[Courtney Miller]

Did you have a controller?

[Amanda]

I had. It was very fucking old school. It was channel seven. I had a big thing and I. But I had to sit in the booth with the editor, the director, like, everyone while they were watching it there. And I was the teleprompter. And let me tell you, I had a very important job because if I fucked up the teleprompter, I fucked.

[Shane]

There was no news that day.

[Amanda]

No, literally. And the anchors were like, they couldn't continue. Improv was not their strong suit.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Amanda]

All they were like, they would. And then they would Go. If I was going too slow.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, God. And they'd be like, I couldn't. I would.

[Amanda]

And the director like, what the are you doing?

[Shane]

Go.

[Amanda]

I would get yelled at constantly.

[Shane]

I never thought about a local news channel director. Like, they have a director.

[Amanda]

So they have direct the whole. They direct the whole show.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

They direct the whole segment. So they look it over. It's in this thing, this program called Avid. They look it over, and they literally look at all the segments, and they. They move them to, like, be fun segments. And then they put the entertainment spot and then the sports spot, and then if. But the thing is, all the writers are writing as the news reports going, right? So they're actively putting it in. And then they're up there and they're going, Cam 1, Cam 2, Cam 1, Cam 3. Can we cut? Can we swipe to Cam 4? Cam 1, Cam 2. That's what they're doing the whole time.

[Shane]

I can't imagine.

[Amanda]

And they have their shit and they're ready. But they will yell at the teleprompter, because I had one little turny thing, not an Xbox, and if I fucking turned it just a little bit fucked up, it went a little too fast. And then I had to scroll back. And the anchors, they were like, well, would you ever.

[Courtney Miller]

Would you ever have to sneeze?

[Amanda]

I have sneezed. And they made fun of me a lot because they said I sneezed sounded very sexual. I'd be like. And they were like, jesus Christ.

[Courtney Miller]

All these men in a dark room.

[Amanda]

No, there's women, too. It was mainly the editor woman. She was like, my God, your sneeze sounds like sex.

[Shane]

She's like this big woman was fucking Sarah Christ.

[Amanda]

Oh. People who work in news are Sarah Christ adjacent. Like, they are.

[Shane]

They're all mean. Like, I don't mean this necessarily as an insult, but it's a mean industry of, like. Yeah, there is no nonsense.

[Amanda]

And they're night people. They're all. They've all been up all night long. Millions cups of coffee. They're just same jeans and boots. Like, I don't. They're going out. Outfit is the jeans and boots with, like, a different blouse.

[Shane]

That is an industry that I have. I've never had any desire to be. I would not survive.

[Amanda]

But it's so, so fun.

[Shane]

It's so really.

[Amanda]

I mean, I think I said this, but the Celtics player, Rajon Rondo. What's his name?

[Shane]

Rajon.

[Amanda]

Rajon Rondo. His sister diamond was. She worked with me, too.

[Shane]

Oh, wow.

[Amanda]

And she Was like, what is this fucking place? I know news sounds sp. Sparkly, but inside.

[Shane]

Oh, it's. That's the same with every. Like, any thing you're watching on TV in real life, it is not what.

[Amanda]

You think it is sparkly at all.

[Shane]

Like working on tv, it's like it's the inside of a Home Depot that you're basically working.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

That's what a studio looks like and smells like. And it's just a bunch of. A bunch of dudes running around. I mean, it's the grip, guys.

[Amanda]

Like, it's literally.

[Shane]

And it's chaos and it's. People are. There's. They're gonna be short with you. They're gonna be blunt with you. It's not nice.

[Amanda]

And they're old school. Yeah, there. There's people who've been working in that industry for over 30 years. And same with the news. They are old school.

[Courtney Miller]

I've always been so captivated by the news voice and like the cadence and tone and. And like.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Shane]

I wonder, like, what the logic.

[Amanda]

Specific.

[Shane]

I know. So I learned that back in like the 20s and stuff. You know how it's like they used to talk like this.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It was because on the radio. Low voices would not pick up in the. In the old school radio. So they would on purpose. It's not like people sounded like that back then on the radio. They would do that so that it would go above.

[Amanda]

That makes sense.

[Shane]

So you could hear it more clearly on the radio.

[Amanda]

Yeah, like, that makes sense.

[Shane]

I think that's the logic behind it. That's exactly new with newscasters. I. Yeah, they.

[Amanda]

Today.

[Shane]

Because they don't sound like that.

[Amanda]

How.

[Shane]

How many newscasters on camera would sound like that, but then off camera sounded completely different?

[Amanda]

Totally different.

[Courtney Miller]

Everybody, I think everybody.

[Amanda]

But they were still kind of in very. Almost everybody. They were. They were way more like, okay, and here we go. And it feels like you have to do something like this. I love to keep them in. Okay. And puppies.

[Courtney Miller]

We should do that voice for the tongue twisters today.

[Amanda]

It's all a change. Like, when you're telling a serious story, you have to show what you're telling when you're telling a funny story. Oh, and da, da, da, da, da.

[Courtney Miller]

Why weren't you at anger?

[Amanda]

It's so.

[Shane]

You would have crushed.

[Amanda]

It would have taken years. That's honestly why I didn't pursue it.

[Shane]

Do you think you. Okay, so how old were you when you were doing that?

[Amanda]

21, 22.

[Shane]

I wonder if. Do you think, like, by now, like, you pursued this career, and you're in this. You're at where you're at in the. Do you think you could have been a newscaster by now?

[Amanda]

Definitely, yeah. Just, Just. Just simply because of, like.

[Shane]

Like, on a local news, you know.

[Amanda]

The years of working. Yeah, but for five years, you have to be, like, in Arkansas with just your camera set.

[Shane]

Anyways, dude, what would. If you had the opportunity to be, like, a Dateline host, like, would that. Would that be like.

[Courtney Miller]

I would love to do that.

[Shane]

You had the opportunity.

[Courtney Miller]

I love the guy who does the crazy start to the show, and he's in a helicopter in a freaking car, and he goes, let's get going. And then what does he say?

[Shane]

Is that America's Most Wanted, maybe?

[Amanda]

I think so.

[Courtney Miller]

Always. There's a whole compilation where he goes, get ready. So buckle up. And the car, like, speeds off. Or he's literally in a helicopter. He's like, the. Buckle up. And then the helicopter flies away from the camera.

[Amanda]

So good.

[Courtney Miller]

That's Hollywood.

[Amanda]

That's so good.

[Shane]

That's Hollywood, baby. America. That's like Jeff Probst at the end.

[Amanda]

I was just going to say, cuts.

[Shane]

To the jungle and gets in a helicopter and dives out of the helicopter, gets in a plane.

[Amanda]

Jeff sees it. 45 of Survivor.

[Courtney Miller]

God, I love that. First serves C. Oh, he does.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And he knows it.

[Courtney Miller]

He serves seashells by the seashore, if you know what I'm saying.

[Amanda]

Yeah, he does tongue twisters. But, yeah, I would definitely love to be a Dateline.

[Shane]

Oh, dude.

[Amanda]

I mean, the back of my phone is literally Keith Morrison. A picture of Keith Morrison going, it was a beautiful day.

[Courtney Miller]

Really?

[Amanda]

Or was it really?

[Courtney Miller]

Where is that?

[Shane]

Was it. My phone's out there, you know, like, he had to do something like Dateline.

[Amanda]

He. They now have Dateline commercials that are like. And you can get Dateline Premium plus with. With all the extra content. He goes, can you? Yes, actually, you can.

[Shane]

There's a. It's like he's using his subscription service for just Dateline.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'm debating getting it.

[Courtney Miller]

I want to go have these.

[Amanda]

Are you dead serious? Are you into that shit? I thought you don't like it.

[Shane]

I should get that. You know what?

[Amanda]

I don't know if you should do it.

[Shane]

I should get that for my mom. I feel like my mom would love that. My mom loves just the most horrible. Like, it is crime stuff.

[Amanda]

It is horrible.

[Shane]

Like, growing up, she was always just watching, like, horrible true crime. And I'd, like, walk out and I'd like, catch like 10 minutes of something. I'd be like, well, that's horrible.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Shane]

So it was horrifying thing I've ever heard. And then she'd find out I watched like a rated R movie. And she's like, you can't watch that. I'm like, what you have on the TV is nightmare fuel.

[Amanda]

Nightmare.

[Shane]

Like you're watching horrible stuff.

[Amanda]

Me and your mom should hang out.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

She is definitely up to date on all the other. All the crime stuff.

[Courtney Miller]

She loves you. She talks about you. She'd be talking about you. Yes. She loves you.

[Shane]

She thinks you're very fun.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. I'm honored.

[Courtney Miller]

Everybody in my life also specifically says, like, they love you. What? You have such an energy that is very appealing.

[Amanda]

That's very sweet. We should all hang it.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know why I laughed at all.

[Amanda]

Sucks the wood off the side.

[Courtney Miller]

I chugged my coffee right before.

[Amanda]

And we're all like, okay, let's get into those tongue twisters, shall we?

[Shane]

I'm sorry, do we want to.

[Amanda]

Let's do newsboys first.

[Courtney Miller]

News voice.

[Shane]

All right. I will do my news voice. I think this would be my news voice.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah, I think this would be my news voice.

[Amanda]

You would slay.

[Shane]

You're going a little AI in that.

[Courtney Miller]

I think this will be my news voice.

[Amanda]

That's cool. Also, every news anchor is out of their fucking mind.

[Shane]

So I'm gonna do the auto scroll, even though I think I might move too fast for it.

[Amanda]

You want me to scroll it for you? No, he's professional. She's a professional. No, no, no, it's fine. He wants control. He wants control.

[Courtney Miller]

He wants control for men.

[Shane]

Control for. I think that's already, unfortunately, too much of a thing.

[Amanda]

All right, all right.

[Shane]

Here we go. I'm going to start with the classic. We're starting with Peter Piper the. The classic.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Let's go, King.

[Shane]

Welcome to Channel 5 News. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the peck. Pickled peppers. Peter Piper picked.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, yeah, kind of.

[Shane]

Okay, I kind of messed up. Let me take that again. Let me take that again. It moved a little. It moved. It moved faster than I thought it was going to be moving.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we should have that happen.

[Shane]

Take two.

[Amanda]

Ok, roll it back.

[Courtney Miller]

You can't. It's live. The news is already.

[Shane]

Not yet.

[Amanda]

Now. Now. This is like a scary story.

[Shane]

Okay, coming up, Peter Piper picked a peck of Pickled peppers. Peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Amanda]

Wow. It's a scary story, but you don't give a fuck.

[Shane]

I'm moving too fast. If I was. If I was telling a story that's awful, I'd be like, tragic news today. As this came, I'm going, Tom Brokaw. I think I'm just gonna be talking, bro. Call the rest of the. I think it's okay. Tongue twister needs to be fast.

[Amanda]

You crushed that.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm down for it to be fast.

[Shane]

I'm going. I'm gonna go full Tom Brokaw on this next one. We got the Woodchuck one. Yeah, we got it full Tom Brokaw. If you don't know Tom Brokaw, you missed out. You missed out the news from Tom Brokaw back in the 90s. Hit like a train. All right. Good evening. How much wood would a woodchuck chalk if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many lows could Rob Lowe rob If Rob Lowe could rob lows? I added the second tongue twister in there.

[Amanda]

I think that's going too slow.

[Courtney Miller]

That was way too slow.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, we want it faster.

[Shane]

James is like. James is like. You want it faster? Okay, James, More. Okay, buckle up. More, more, more. Oh, God. Here we go. How much would a woodchuck.

[Courtney Miller]

Hello.

[Shane]

I messed that up. I messed it up.

[Amanda]

Hello.

[Shane]

Here we go.

[Amanda]

Hello.

[Shane]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many lows would Rob Lowe rob. If Rob Lowe could Rob low.

[Amanda]

Whoa. You looked at me at the end. You barely looked at the script.

[Shane]

I don't even need it. I have this one memorized. Dude. The Pick a Peckle Pickled Peppers one. Whoa.

[Amanda]

That's What?

[Shane]

That was longer than I remember. Do you think you could.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Give it to court?

[Shane]

You think you could do the Peter Piper?

[Courtney Miller]

I can do Pee Peee Piper. Yeah.

[Amanda]

PPIP Piper. Oh.

[Shane]

All right. You got this.

[Courtney Miller]

See, if I was a newscaster, like, in three, two.

[Shane]

Yeah, it reminds me of the. The best clip ever where it's the newscasters and she goes, ah, so pale. Oh, yeah, you're on air. And she's like, peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. It's the best news.

[Amanda]

Bloopers are actually my guilty pleasure.

[Shane]

So good.

[Courtney Miller]

Good morning. Peter Piper picked a peck. A peckled peppers.

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Courtney Miller]

Stop.

[Amanda]

It's her first date. They're like, sarah has to be fired now.

[Courtney Miller]

Sorry I keep hitting this table, scar.

[Amanda]

Well, you're holding in your breath so deep. You've got this peanut. Piper, pick.

[Shane]

I'm gonna wake up at 3am tonight to hear Courtney somewhere else in the room being like Peter. Piper, pick a pack of pickled in the corner. Just whispering it to herself. All right.

[Amanda]

Okay. You got this.

[Shane]

Get your head.

[Amanda]

Take such a deep breath because I feel like that fucked you.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

But you sound great for men.

[Courtney Miller]

You guys okay?

[Amanda]

I can't. Oh, no.

[Shane]

Take a. Oh no.

[Amanda]

She's done.

[Courtney Miller]

He got the giggles.

[Amanda]

Sarah took a anchor desk. Guys have the giggles. I don't think we're going to get there. I actually don't think.

[Shane]

What happens if a. If a newscaster cuz like that, you have to be doing the news at that time. You can't go, what if it's like you have diarrhea?

[Amanda]

You have to hold it.

[Shane]

You just have to put a box.

[Amanda]

If you are like throwing up or something, you can go off and the other anchor will take over.

[Shane]

Okay. Or.

[Amanda]

Or there might be another anchor. There's usually not another anchor, but there could be a newscaster there.

[Shane]

It's like.

[Amanda]

And they will tap in, but they will. Usually they'll cut to a recording thing. A recorded thing.

[Shane]

Oh, got it.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Did that help you get your head in the game.

[Amanda]

But you have to hold it.

[Shane]

Terrifying.

[Courtney Miller]

I think it's cause I psyched myself out and I was really surprised by how I sought him. When I said good morning or whatever.

[Amanda]

It sounded really good.

[Shane]

It was really good. All right.

[Courtney Miller]

Good morning, Cincinnati. Peter Piper, you keep fucking it out.

[Shane]

Lost it immediately.

[Amanda]

He's adding an extra word. Good morning, Cincinnati. But it sounds so good.

[Courtney Miller]

Why is this. I'm never gonna be able to do this. Kay.

[Amanda]

Yes, you can. You keep starting way.

[Shane]

You're starting way above the script.

[Amanda]

She's trying to give herself space. I want to say hello.

[Courtney Miller]

I want to say hello.

[Amanda]

Good morning, Cincinnati. I'm gone. Oh, no, you didn't.

[Shane]

All right, I'll take it back.

[Amanda]

You know. Don't you dare.

[Courtney Miller]

So bad.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, no. I mean, you wouldn't get hired, but you know what? It's okay.

[Shane]

But hey, that's all right. You were here.

[Amanda]

Here for momentarily. Guys, they pull. They pulled her out. Like two men had to take her out of the booth. They were like, we got to get her out of here.

[Courtney Miller]

I got it. I'm good.

[Amanda]

You ready?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, just a little misty eyed. Okay. What should I say?

[Amanda]

I like Good morning, Cincinnati. I really like that area.

[Shane]

Cincinnati is pretty good.

[Amanda]

Cincinnati.

[Shane]

Guys, the people of Cincinnati need their news.

[Courtney Miller]

Every three months I get pushed over the edge and I get stuck in this.

[Amanda]

Like, I think the last time was tntl.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. I couldn't catch a break. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, guys, this is life or death.

[Amanda]

Okay?

[Courtney Miller]

Good morning, Cincinnati. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Shane]

You almost had it.

[Amanda]

You almost had it.

[Courtney Miller]

It was just a little too fast.

[Amanda]

And it was going too fast and you're like Peter Piper pipped it.

[Courtney Miller]

Gotta move fast.

[Amanda]

But your voice was stunning, soft and beautiful. This episode is brought to you by Smalls. Shane, how are your cats, Birdie and Bones?

[Shane]

They're doing great. They're doing so well. You know, sometimes though, when it comes to food, they can be a little picky. Birdie especially. But thankfully our friends over at Smalls sent me some cat food and they loved it. Some good stuff. They also sent this nice little bowl, nice and elevated because cats, it's a little more comfortable for them to eat like this.

[Amanda]

And it's so cute.

[Shane]

I love the color.

[Amanda]

Me too.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Well, we have a review here from a real Smalls customer. Elizabeth C. Said, my cat was always so so with her usual food, but she is very enthusiastic about Smalls. Her breath is much better and she poops much less frequently and it does not smell disgusting like it used to.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Ah, that's a thing.

[Shane]

It can happen.

[Amanda]

Man, Their breath stinks.

[Shane]

Their breath can stink. Their. Their bathroom situation can be bad.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

It matters what you're feeding your cat.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

That's amazing.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

All right, we're going to move this. This thing to the wide. All right, I'll do. I'll do this next one. Okay, here we go. This is after the Rob Lowe one, which I crushed. Good evening. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

[Amanda]

I didn't want that to keep happening.

[Courtney Miller]

There it is.

[Shane]

This is just a funny one.

[Amanda]

Listening to that was so bizarre.

[Shane]

Fred. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread in bed. Can either of you crush that one?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

In bed.

[Amanda]

Good morning, New York City. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread in bed. Those sick little boys. That's so weird that mine said that and yours didn't.

[Shane]

I know. That's odd.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, let me do that, Cor.

[Amanda]

You do it.

[Courtney Miller]

Good evening. No. I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry, guys. This is so stupid. It's not that funny. Okay. Good evening, Cincinnati. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread in bed. And then he gave each other heads.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

That was really good.

[Courtney Miller]

I couldn't do it.

[Amanda]

No, you did it, though.

[Shane]

This next one, he threw. He threw three free throws. He threw three free throws. That one's really hard.

[Courtney Miller]

He threw three free throws.

[Shane]

I'm throwing out.

[Amanda]

Now throw three free throws.

[Shane]

Oh, I missed.

[Courtney Miller]

That was.

[Amanda]

Oh. What?

[Shane]

Oh, hit the rim.

[Amanda]

You don't often get them. Huh? Oh, you knocked it over.

[Shane]

Oh, I got it again.

[Amanda]

Now throw three free throws. Oh, that was to you.

[Courtney Miller]

Podcast for men. Am I right?

[Amanda]

Literally. Come on. Podcast for Men. Literally. That.

[Shane]

No. If. Dude perfect had a podcast, it would just be that you just. It would just be the sounds of basketballs hitting the rim and then going, okay, here's this next one. Okay, I'm just going to run a train. I'm going to. I'm going to just blast through. Watch me blast through the rest of them. I'm going to press the auto scroll, and I'm just going to hit all of these.

[Amanda]

You wish.

[Shane]

And nothing is going to stop me.

[Amanda]

You wish.

[Courtney Miller]

Hey, King.

[Shane]

He threw three free throws. Six. Six. Six sick hicks, Nick. Six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

[Amanda]

Killing it. Careful with that one. Freaking killing it.

[Shane]

All right, here we go. This one's in. This next one's long. I got it. A tree Toad loved a she. Toad who lived up In a tree. He was a two toed tree toad, But a three toed load was she the two toed. The two toed tree toad tried to win the three toed she toad's heart. For the two toed tree toad loves the ground that the three toed tree toad trod. But the two toed tree troad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim from her tree toad power with her three toed power. The she toad vetoed him.

[Amanda]

I hated that.

[Courtney Miller]

That was embarrassing.

[Shane]

I'm not the fig plucker or the fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck those figs till the fig plucker comes.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. I think you need to censor that one.

[Shane]

Selina, where did you find these tongue twisters? Selen, that's the end of that one. So that's the end of my technically my tongue twisters. Next up is Courtney. Whoa.

[Amanda]

We all have different ones.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm so, so, so excited.

[Amanda]

Are you still in Cincinnati?

[Courtney Miller]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Some of those are scary. Some of those. I'm like, hey, whoa, hey.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

I'm trying. I'm trying to say these fast. I'm trying to say them accurately.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Fake pluck.

[Shane]

But the.

[Amanda]

The stakes just doesn't. That was wild work.

[Shane]

Yeah. I'm like, whoa. Hey, hey.

[Amanda]

Slow down, fake park clerk.

[Shane]

Courtney, how do you feel?

[Courtney Miller]

I'm feeling really good.

[Shane]

Is your head in the game?

[Courtney Miller]

Yes, it's really in the game. I really am happy about this one that she picked for me.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Do you know this one?

[Courtney Miller]

No.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You also don't have to do anchor voices. You can choose whatever voice you want.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. What do you want?

[Shane]

That's what I always say. You can do whatever voice you want at all.

[Amanda]

You can do whatever you want.

[Courtney Miller]

I'll do. Call her daddy. Good morning. Wait, what did she say? It's your favorite founding father. Good morning, Cincinnati. A tooter who tooted the flute, tried to teach two young tutors to toot. Said the toot to the tutor. Is it harder to toot or toot or toot Tooters. Toot, toot.

[Amanda]

Something happened in the middle there, and I'm not sure what.

[Courtney Miller]

I blacked out. I'm gonna be honest.

[Amanda]

Toot, toot. Tooter.

[Courtney Miller]

Toot, toot.

[Shane]

Toot or toot toot.

[Courtney Miller]

I like the news one better. I think I have more fun with the news one.

[Amanda]

Do the news one.

[Shane]

Look, there's a reason they do it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. It has a cadence. Where are you?

[Courtney Miller]

I need time to Say hello. Good morning, Hollywood. These are their stories. Betty Botter bought some butter, but said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter. Put it in her bitter batter. Made her bitter batter butter better, better. So twas better. Betty Botter bought some better butter.

[Shane]

You crushed that one.

[Courtney Miller]

They want you to say, she put it in her butt so bad.

[Shane]

Honestly, you can tell where they want.

[Amanda]

While you were reading that. I kind of want to, like, read smutty books on here. You don't need to be here. Just me by myself. I'm just kidding.

[Courtney Miller]

You want to read some horny books to our audience?

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

We should find. We should try to find. Because there's some absolutely absurd erotic novels out there. We should find the most absurd excerpts from them, I think so. Read them without laughing.

[Amanda]

Just putting. Just putting it out there.

[Courtney Miller]

Can you do this one, too? Can you say it's sultry?

[Shane]

Yeah. All right, Here we go. Betty Botter bought some butter, but said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, but in her better bitter batter. It's moving too fast.

[Courtney Miller]

It's moving too fast.

[Amanda]

It's making me very.

[Shane]

Let me take it again. Let me take it again. Let me take it again. I got this. Betty Botter bought some butter, but said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, but it put it in her batter. Bitter batter made her better, bitter batter better. So twas better. Betty Botter bought some better butter. Oh, God. I did. Okay.

[Courtney Miller]

Good job.

[Amanda]

That was like 90s Keanu Reeves vibe.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay.

[Shane]

Bitter, better, better butter. Bitter batter, better make your better batter.

[Amanda]

That was hard. Hard to witness.

[Shane]

This next one looks rough.

[Courtney Miller]

This one looks rough. And I want to do a Disney princess voice or something just because of the words that are in it.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Courtney Miller]

Vibes. Okay.

[Amanda]

Ready? Vibes.

[Courtney Miller]

Ready?

[Shane]

Vibes.

[Courtney Miller]

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish. But if you wish the wish the witch wishes. I won't wish the wish you wish to wish you wish.

[Amanda]

Who destroyed that one that was crushed?

[Shane]

Can I say, I think those. I think the Ones with S's are the ones where I will struggle the most.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I think there's some consonants for that are, like, more challenging than others for, like, different people.

[Shane]

You know, the t ones, I'm like, I'm not better. Badder. Bitter. Like, I can do that. Wishes and, like, the three free throws. So let me see. Oh, I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish. But if you wish the wish the witch wishes. I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. Okay.

[Amanda]

W's not bad.

[Shane]

I. I got those.

[Amanda]

I think it's trees.

[Courtney Miller]

Tree free.

[Amanda]

All that I think is hard. Harder.

[Courtney Miller]

I think it's peas. I think peas. And ths can be hard.

[Shane]

You got this. You don't have to. That's the full thing right there.

[Amanda]

I wish to wish. Nope. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish. But if you wish the wish the witch wishes. I won't wish the wish you wish to wish Crushed it. That one's hard.

[Shane]

It is hard.

[Amanda]

It's too many of wishes.

[Shane]

I thought it was easier than I thought it would be, though.

[Amanda]

Too many wishes.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay, say in British.

[Amanda]

Say in British.

[Shane]

This one commands us to say it in British.

[Courtney Miller]

I can do that. Are you copper bottoming?

[Shane]

It says, are you copper bottoming? M okay.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay.

[Shane]

M okay.

[Courtney Miller]

I think I got this, guys. Are you copper bottomingham, my man? No, I'm aluminium, man. Aluminum.

[Shane]

And by the way, British people, they say aluminium.

[Courtney Miller]

Yes, that's right. And that's what I try to do.

[Shane]

Al what they say aluminium.

[Amanda]

Aluminium instead of aluminium, which is actually.

[Shane]

If you look at the spelling of aluminum, it doesn't make sense. You're sedual.

[Courtney Miller]

You're schedule.

[Amanda]

Your schedule.

[Shane]

You're schedule, sir.

[Courtney Miller]

All right, let's do another one.

[Amanda]

That one's really hard.

[Courtney Miller]

Good evening. Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Saw owned a seesaw. Now, seesaw, saws sawed sore. Seesaw before saw C, which made saw sore.

[Shane]

This one is.

[Courtney Miller]

This is crazy.

[Amanda]

Let's do it.

[Shane]

This one is out of its mind.

[Amanda]

You got spooked.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay, okay.

[Amanda]

This one's hard.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm gonna do this again. Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Saw owned a seesaw. Now, seesaw Sawed sore seesaw before sore. Saw C, which made sore sore. Had saw seen seesaw before. Seesaw, Sword. Seesaw, Seesaw.

[Amanda]

See if you like. Miss one word, you're fine.

[Shane]

You're so gone. You could just scroll yourself on this one. This one's brutal.

[Courtney Miller]

Had sore seen seesaw before. Seesaw, sore. Seesaw, Seesaw. Would not have sawed sore seesaw. So see saw, sod, soar seesaw. But it was sad to see sore so sore. Just because seesaw sawed sore seesaw.

[Shane]

That's insane.

[Courtney Miller]

Imagine sawing someone's seesaw. That's so up.

[Amanda]

Never do that and see sore saw.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, this one's a good one cuz it has my favorite bird name in it. Birdie is my cat's name, remember?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh yeah. You've never met her. Most people haven't. She's so shy.

[Amanda]

I've never met her, but I've seen her.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, you've seen her. What do you declare? Like, what do you classify as like meeting a cat?

[Amanda]

Touching them.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Yeah.

[Amanda]

So I've never touched Birdie.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Does anybody else want to try the seesaw one?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

How does it. How do you. Mr. C owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now seesaw, sawed, soar seesaw before sore saw see. Which made sore sore. Had soar seen see seesaw before see sawed sore seesaw see saw would not have sawed sore see saw. So see saw sawed sore see saw. But it was sad to see saw so sore. Just because seesaws.

[Courtney Miller]

So seesaw.

[Shane]

Okay, so you added a few words in there.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, so good.

[Amanda]

I am exhausted. Buck sore. And all the seesaws.

[Shane]

Yeah. S1s kill me.

[Amanda]

They're really hard.

[Shane]

She sells seashells down by the sea.

[Courtney Miller]

That's because I remember when I first.

[Shane]

Heard that one that I struggled with.

[Courtney Miller]

That sell seashells by the seashore.

[Amanda]

When you couldn't do a tongue twister back in the day, you felt like you failed.

[Shane]

I know. I was like, oh, I'm done. I guess I'll stop talking.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I guess I'll stop talking forever.

[Shane]

All right, you got this next one.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

I was just flexing my jaw muscles.

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Good morning, New York. Birdie, birdie in the sky Laid a turdy in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

[Shane]

That one's just silly.

[Amanda]

That one's just a silly, goofy one. Good morning, New York.

[Shane]

This next one is an absolute trap rap.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, exactly. This old somebody.

[Shane]

It's trying to get you to say something naughty like.

[Courtney Miller]

Exactly.

[Shane]

It's trying to get you to say pleasant. It's because it says. Okay for context. It starts off with, I'm not the pheasant plucker. It's trying to get you to say pheasant or pleasant I or peasant.

[Amanda]

So you've done this before, peasant.

[Shane]

Yeah, that one too.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, peasant. That one too.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

God. Tongue twisters for men.

[Shane]

I'm not the pleasant fucker.

[Amanda]

Your turn, Court. Oh, wait. What's your voice? You gonna do Good morning, New York.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm gonna do Good morning, New York. Good evening, New York. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done.

[Shane]

You annihilated.

[Amanda]

Killed that.

[Shane]

That.

[Amanda]

Kill that.

[Shane]

Way to go.

[Courtney Miller]

Thanks, guys.

[Amanda]

Well done. I guess it wasn't. What?

[Shane]

It wasn't.

[Amanda]

Can I.

[Shane]

Can I do it?

[Amanda]

You can't read it off that. It's too close.

[Shane]

I'm not the pleasant. I'm the pleasant son. I'm only pleasants to the pleasant.

[Amanda]

Ew, that was bad.

[Shane]

Let me see how fast I can say it without saying that. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till end. The pleasant, pleasant plucking.

[Amanda]

Literally done.

[Shane]

I was genuine. I was genuinely trying.

[Amanda]

Let me try. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker, son. I'm only plucking pheasants. So the pheasant plucking's done you fuck.

[Shane]

You did it.

[Amanda]

It's fun to do it in that voice. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Shane, where is all your money going?

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

I had lost track. There were somewhere. I was like, I haven't used this in over a year and you're just.

[Amanda]

Wasting money on it.

[Shane]

It's embarrassing. I was like, oh, man. Like that over the course of a year. That's a hundred bucks or so.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Back to the show.

[Amanda]

Let's do it.

[Shane]

All right, Amanda, we have yours.

[Courtney Miller]

Now Amanda's are all just Harambe Bay bab.

[Amanda]

I'm not the pleasant frack of san. Oh, no. Ss. Ss are so hard.

[Shane]

That's what I always say. That's what I'm always saying.

[Courtney Miller]

Guys, what the heck is happening?

[Amanda]

Good morning, Chicago. Silly Sally swiftly shoed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shoot silly shall he south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in his shack. Sleep should sleep in a shed. Nope. This woman is drunk off her ass.

[Shane]

I think I'm gonna think we're gonna say that's a fail.

[Amanda]

This is really hard. Okay, wait. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shoots shilly shack each south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sleep. Sheep should sleep in a shed. You try sheep shack.

[Shane]

Baby.

[Amanda]

It is so hard to go from sleep to sheep.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Here we go. Here we go. I'm gonna crush this one.

[Amanda]

Okay, sure.

[Shane]

Good evening. Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shoed shilly shallyed south the shell. Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.

[Amanda]

Okay. S's are my kryptonite. I guess you win.

[Shane]

Doing the Tom Brokaw voice helps me court.

[Amanda]

You want to try?

[Shane]

With Tom Brokaw, anything is possible.

[Amanda]

Anything is possible.

[Shane]

That's what they always say.

[Amanda]

That's what they always say.

[Courtney Miller]

Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheeps. Oh, Silly Sally shoots so silly silly. This is hard for me. Silly Sally swiftly shoed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shoed shilly shallyed Sal. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should she?

[Amanda]

Okay, I feel vindicated. Thank you.

[Shane]

Sheep should sheep.

[Amanda]

And a shade.

[Shane]

The quieter you are, the harder it is. Like, the more like you just friggin the more powerful you go, yeah.

[Amanda]

She's sheep. And a shad. Sheep should shape in a shad. Okay, here we go. Good evening, New York. Luke. Luke licks.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Good evening, New York. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck Licks lakes. Luck's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes. Luke luck licks luck. Luke luck takes licks in licks. Lucks duck licks.

[Shane]

I'm just saying random stuff now.

[Courtney Miller]

It.

[Shane]

That is not it.

[Courtney Miller]

They want you to say. Actually, dick.

[Shane]

They do want to say Luke licks dick.

[Amanda]

Hey, Luke licks dicks. Tongue twisted for men. Let's just get to it.

[Shane]

This visually is such a funny.

[Amanda]

Try it because I'm not good at this.

[Courtney Miller]

Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's doc likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Licks. I'm gonna say something nasty. Look, Luke. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Luck's duck. Licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes. Luke luck likes. Luke luck like, takes licks in lakes to.

[Amanda]

Luke licks.

[Courtney Miller]

Luke duck likes.

[Amanda]

Okay, so that happened.

[Shane]

So that. That occurs.

[Amanda]

Luke like. Like licks.

[Courtney Miller]

That's like. They might just see. Like, takes. Dig.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Luke's taking dick in the lake.

[Shane]

Luke's duck takes dick. Oh, my God. Who's writing these tongue twisters? Like, how do I get people to.

[Amanda]

Say some weird nerd, some guy, some felon.

[Courtney Miller]

Some felon.

[Shane]

How you get your felony. While I was writing some tongue twisters.

[Courtney Miller]

I ruined a news anchor's life.

[Amanda]

People crazy.

[Shane]

Good evening. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks. Yeah. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes. Luck luck likes Luke. Luke luck takes licks and lakes Luke's duck likes.

[Courtney Miller]

Do you think this is how kids had fun in the 1800s?

[Amanda]

Definitely. I. Yeah, definitely.

[Courtney Miller]

They were.

[Shane]

They were drinking whiskey.

[Amanda]

They're like, billy, Billy, come down to the basement and read tongue twisters with I.

[Shane]

1800S. No, they were in the mines, so.

[Amanda]

They had to have a lunch break.

[Shane]

I don't think they did. I don't think they did.

[Amanda]

There was no break.

[Shane]

They were on ships. They were. They were in mines.

[Courtney Miller]

They were inside machines.

[Shane]

If you were terrible, you were. Were. You were a man grown.

[Courtney Miller]

Have you ever seen Snowpiercer?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Little kids in the train.

[Amanda]

Is that Jennifer Conley?

[Courtney Miller]

Did. Have you seen the video of. How was it Snowpiercer is connected to Willy Wonka?

[Shane]

It's pretty crazy. It's a pretty crazy conspiracy theory.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I have to show you that video.

[Shane]

It's pretty awesome.

[Courtney Miller]

Maybe I can make you watch it. But it's so long. I want to make you watch it on you.

[Amanda]

There's a movie and a TV Show Snowpiercer.

[Courtney Miller]

Here's the thing. Oh, God. I want to do. Oh, no, I can't talk shop right now like that.

[Amanda]

Why not? Talk shop?

[Courtney Miller]

No, no, no, no.

[Amanda]

We can talk anything here.

[Shane]

Look at you, a pitching machine. You gotta. You gotta show. Now you're pitching all sorts of stuff.

[Courtney Miller]

Bitch pitching.

[Amanda]

Bitches. The bitch.

[Shane]

That's a good tongue twister. Look at this. Wow, that was good.

[Amanda]

What were you gonna say?

[Shane]

I just was gonna say that was good.

[Amanda]

What were you going to say? You were gonna say, look at this.

[Shane]

Look. Like this. This bitch pitches.

[Courtney Miller]

You can't call me that.

[Amanda]

You calling your wife? You calling your wife? Look at this bitch.

[Shane]

Check out this. Positively using that word.

[Amanda]

Check out this. She's pitching.

[Shane]

Wow, this pitch is incredible.

[Amanda]

Pitching this pitch, people would be like.

[Shane]

Sorry, I don't know how to.

[Courtney Miller]

This pitch is incredible.

[Amanda]

All right, here we go.

[Courtney Miller]

Another one.

[Amanda]

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dark in a palestial.

[Courtney Miller]

What?

[Amanda]

What? What?

[Shane]

Pestilential.

[Amanda]

Okay. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dark in a pestilent prison with a lifelong lock awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp chop from a cheap chippy chopper with a big black block.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. A lot of emphasis there.

[Amanda]

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate the greedy ape said as he ate eight. The greener green grapes are the keena Keen apes are to gobble green gape cakes. They're great.

[Shane]

You said so much there.

[Amanda]

Selena messed me up.

[Courtney Miller]

Who?

[Shane]

Selena. Where were you looking?

[Amanda]

Selena messed me up. Do you want to try the.

[Courtney Miller]

Give me the first and last name of the author of this.

[Amanda]

This is.

[Courtney Miller]

I just imagine, like, imagine you're getting over. Imagine getting pulled over by the police and you're listening to this podcast and that part is on as the drop walks of your God block.

[Amanda]

This is. Who wrote this?

[Shane]

It's like, got to be like. Sorry, I'm listening to scary stories to tell in the dark.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay, let's try it.

[Amanda]

Okay. Good luck.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm scared. I think I'm going to say a lot of fucked up shit.

[Amanda]

Great.

[Courtney Miller]

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big black block as he gobbled the cakes and on his plate the greedy apes said as he ate the greener green grapes are the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They're great.

[Amanda]

Okay, crush that.

[Shane]

Okay, you did great.

[Amanda]

Crush that. Your turn, Gobbler.

[Courtney Miller]

Come on, cake gobbler.

[Shane]

I'm not trying that one. Whoa, this is a longer.

[Amanda]

No, no, you can't just. No, you can't skip over that. You have to try it.

[Courtney Miller]

This is not yours.

[Amanda]

These are not talking about.

[Shane]

I just swap it over. I start playing Call of Duty.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I know. Literally this. Please are hurt.

[Amanda]

What are you talking about? You have to do it. Yeah, do it like that.

[Shane]

Good evening, Milwaukee. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big black block as he gobbled the cakes on his plate the greedy ape said as he ate the greener green grapes are the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They're great.

[Amanda]

You suck. Honestly, it's unfortunate how good you are.

[Shane]

I need those basketballs again so I can just start throwing. So lame.

[Courtney Miller]

Here we go. We're leveling up. We got some pleasant.

[Amanda]

He's actually good.

[Shane]

I actually. Can I be honest?

[Amanda]

You're actually good.

[Shane]

I think a couple years ago I would have sucked at this. But I think truly reading Reddit stories all day, like, I have gotten so much better at pronunciation from just doing it.

[Amanda]

You've done a really good job.

[Shane]

So much. And also just reading and processing it. I have moments now.

[Amanda]

Reddit stories helped you with that tongue twist.

[Shane]

This isn't good. This isn't good. Good. I have moments where I catch myself, like, zoning out while I'm reading.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

And I will read, like, paragraphs and I'll be like, I actually was zoned out. Sorry. I was like, thinking about something else and I read it all clearly and I'm like, that's nuts. And so there's times where people are like, oh, they missed like, this huge part of the story. I'm like, yeah, I zoned out a little bit on that one. Like, and I. I sometimes don't take it back. Or I.

[Amanda]

Like, that means you're zoning out on red stories.

[Shane]

I'm not zoned. It doesn't happen that often. Like, that's not. I'm not usually able.

[Courtney Miller]

Even if it does happen ones, it's cuz you've been. Sorry.

[Shane]

But it's just. It's more.

[Courtney Miller]

You're not using your shampoo.

[Amanda]

Yeah, my God. You're not using your shampoo for men.

[Courtney Miller]

Because you read it sometimes. You have like a couple episodes in a day. You're reading.

[Shane]

I'm reading. We've done like three episodes in a Day. So, like, by the, the third one, I can sometimes just kind of. It's more than I'm saying. It's crazy that I'm at this stage though. I never have been able to do that. But from doing it so much, I.

[Amanda]

Sometimes will read a whole page and go, I don't know what I said.

[Shane]

Reading all the time. I have to reread pages non stop.

[Amanda]

Are you reading your books out loud?

[Shane]

Can you imagine?

[Courtney Miller]

I wish.

[Amanda]

She's sleeping and you're like, I venture down to the mountain.

[Courtney Miller]

I wish. But I'm very surprised. I haven't, like, heard you talking in your sleep like a fake Reddit story that your dream conjured up.

[Shane]

I don't dream about Reddit stories too much. I never, I also don't remember any.

[Courtney Miller]

Of my dreams, you know. You don't remember most your dreams? Yeah.

[Amanda]

So you, like, you just like, die when you go to sleep.

[Shane]

I truly, I've said it's, it's like fast travel. I truly, I, I, I clock out fast.

[Courtney Miller]

He does.

[Amanda]

I'm just like, so.

[Shane]

And I wake up and I wake up and I get out of bed.

[Courtney Miller]

And I just go, no, this morning, can I just say, your alarm went off and then it's. This is, this is what I like. You turned it off and went back to sleep. You did.

[Amanda]

Not.

[Courtney Miller]

Exaggerating the space of time.

[Shane]

Awesome. I could, can just, I'm, I can be out.

[Amanda]

I don't understand it.

[Shane]

And I remember turning it off. So I woke up, I turned it off, and I said, it's freaking awesome. No, I can fall asleep. I, I just, I can lay. If I'm like, I'm about to lay down in bed and I'm going to be gone.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't think you fall asleep. I think you die of.

[Shane]

I truly think I pass away.

[Amanda]

I'm so jealous of that because that does not happen with me. I go to bed and I'm like, all right, let me think about every moment in my day where I said something weird.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. No, I like, I have, I take like 10 minutes for my body to settle. Does anybody else have that where it's like, oh, this hair on my neck is perfectly not letting me sleep. Oh, this, this pillow is perfectly shaped.

[Amanda]

I'm like, yeah. And I move around like a hundred times.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

We make the joke where it's like, imagine this is a pillow, though, where it's just like, all right, anyways, literally, that's you. Oh, it's true. Truly, I'm jealous. I wake up and I'm Like, I'm out. I'm getting out of bed.

[Courtney Miller]

He's up.

[Shane]

As soon as I decide to wake up, I'm like, bam. And I go.

[Amanda]

I snooze, like, four times.

[Shane]

See, because I. I can't snooze when we have early call times. I'm like, okay, I want to go to the gym before. So if I. I only have so much time, so I got to get.

[Amanda]

Up and go to the gym.

[Courtney Miller]

Psycho in so many ways.

[Shane]

Go to jam.

[Amanda]

Go to the gym. Go to the gym. Okay.

[Shane]

All right, we've got the mother pheasant plucker back. This one's on hard mode.

[Courtney Miller]

Longer. This is hard mode, guys.

[Shane]

It is back with a vengeance.

[Courtney Miller]

Hang on really quick.

[Shane]

Spirit of vengeance. Ghost Rider.

[Amanda]

Bless you.

[Courtney Miller]

Sorry. Just didn't want to be.

[Shane]

Just burping during my ghostwriter joke is crazy.

[Courtney Miller]

I said one second. I said one second.

[Amanda]

I.

[Courtney Miller]

You were done talking, and then I said one second. And then you decided to start talking while I burped. And maybe. Maybe I'm remembering this wrong, but ridiculous.

[Amanda]

Burping during my ghost.

[Shane]

I'm going to start saying pestilential.

[Amanda]

I've never even heard of it.

[Courtney Miller]

What does it mean?

[Shane]

Pestilence.

[Courtney Miller]

Pestilence?

[Shane]

Yeah, like a pest.

[Amanda]

You don't know what I mean?

[Shane]

It's one of the plagues, guys.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

One of the four horsemen.

[Courtney Miller]

Don't be a.

[Amanda]

My wife. The. She's pitching.

[Shane]

After the guy wrote Revelation, someone was just like, don't be a dude. Okay, so the world's gonna end, all right, bro?

[Amanda]

Relating to or tending to cause infectious diseases.

[Shane]

Infectious diseases.

[Courtney Miller]

What I understand there's plague and then there's infectious diseases. Like, couldn't even say that.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you said pests.

[Shane]

Pestilence and plague are like. I'm like, come on. What's the difference?

[Amanda]

You're wrong. I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pleasant.

[Shane]

Better speed up. Better speed it up.

[Amanda]

I hate, hate.

[Shane]

I hate.

[Amanda]

I hate this shit. All right, here we go.

[Shane]

Anakin.

[Amanda]

Hate.

[Courtney Miller]

Anakin be like, sorry, is it a Star wars reference?

[Amanda]

I know, I know. Anakin. They did this to me another time ago. Where. It was where Anakin lived. Where does Anakin live?

[Shane]

Oh, well, he lived in Tatooine. Tatooine that we were talking about. Luke But Anakin also did live there. Now, I was wrong. Luke wasn't born there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you were wrong people.

[Shane]

Correct.

[Amanda]

Got after you.

[Shane]

They were pretty pissed that Luke was not born on Tatooine, which I. Yeah, of course. He just lived there with his aunt and uncle, who for some reason looked like they're from Santa Fe.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay.

[Shane]

She's wearing a denim jacket in a New Hope.

[Courtney Miller]

She does not deserve that string.

[Amanda]

Isn't what?

[Shane]

Isn't what? She looks like she's from Santa Fe.

[Amanda]

Joel. Not Joel, the actor. I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna do it. Don't do the thing that there's a guy. Yeah.

[Shane]

You still haven't gotten. Bingo.

[Amanda]

Wow. What else do I need to do, Selena?

[Shane]

I know. I don't know what else is on the list, Selena? I don't know.

[Amanda]

I think I've done everything.

[Courtney Miller]

This one. You got it. You got it.

[Amanda]

I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's wife. I've been plucking mother pheasants my whole, whole pheasant plucking life. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants cuz the pl.

[Courtney Miller]

The light, nice, pleasant, late.

[Shane]

Is that what it actually says at the end? It's plucker.

[Amanda]

Huh?

[Courtney Miller]

It's pheasant plucker.

[Amanda]

We don't need to go up and check it.

[Shane]

Yeah. It doesn't allow you to scroll back.

[Amanda]

No. It's crazy. I actually can't get back up there.

[Courtney Miller]

So I guess like this. And then you go like.

[Shane]

Cuz the pheasant plucker's late.

[Courtney Miller]

We're good.

[Shane]

Cuz the pheasant pluckers late. So they got.

[Courtney Miller]

But that's the joke.

[Shane]

They got you. They gotcha.

[Amanda]

They got me.

[Courtney Miller]

Give this. This one's a good one, dude.

[Shane]

This last one's great.

[Amanda]

Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

[Courtney Miller]

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

[Shane]

Give papa a cup of proper coffee. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

[Amanda]

You sound like a sitcom dad when you say it like that.

[Shane]

Whoa. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper a Coffee cup.

[Courtney Miller]

Can you do H. John. H. John Benjamin.

[Shane]

Oh, H. John Benjamin. Or are you talking about.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I want John Benjamin.

[Shane]

Oh, you're talking about Bob's Burgers.

[Amanda]

Jesus Christ.

[Shane]

All right. I got to. I got to try to get into it a little bit better. Okay. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee and a copper coffee cup. I'm not doing H. John Benjamin that well right now.

[Amanda]

Good.

[Shane]

Okay, Lynn? Yeah. All right. Getting there. Okay. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. I was just kind of myself.

[Amanda]

That's pretty good.

[Courtney Miller]

That's just kind of myself.

[Shane]

You're really trying to go over to here to Patrick Warburton. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

[Amanda]

That's actually really good.

[Shane]

Thanks.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Getting Arby's later.

[Courtney Miller]

Do you want to do a. I.

[Amanda]

Don'T know if I have them. Voice? Guess I can do.

[Shane]

I do have a voice.

[Amanda]

I guess I can do this.

[Courtney Miller]

What's your name? I know who you're doing.

[Amanda]

I used to be able to do it. Wait. Harry Potter. Maggie Smith.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Harry Potter. Give. No, this is more like Maggie Smith. It's kind of like up here. Yes, it's kind of. Is it like here?

[Shane]

Downton Abbey.

[Amanda]

Now this is actually the other one. Denton. Abby. Voldemort. Get your houses, students. Get your houses, students. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. That's not it. Okay.

[Shane]

It's okay.

[Amanda]

Get your houses, students.

[Shane]

Love it.

[Amanda]

RIP Maggie Smith.

[Shane]

We crushed these.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

I think I did really well. That was totally tough.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, I spit.

[Shane]

No, gross. Clip it.

[Amanda]

Clip. Clip it. You're sick.

[Shane]

Clip it.

[Amanda]

I'm going to start my own podcast. What is it going to be called? URL.

[Courtney Miller]

Which is. You're really a loser right now, Shane.

[Amanda]

You're really loser. Wait, what else is going to check out?

[Shane]

Earl over on Smoke?

[Courtney Miller]

Is Earl over on Smosh Alike?

[Amanda]

No, but seriously, URL.

[Shane]

Under.

[Amanda]

Right Living. No, no, under.

[Shane]

URL. You are lovely.

[Amanda]

What the hell? Again?

[Courtney Miller]

Ick.

[Amanda]

You gave me the ick two times today. Two times today. That's it. You're done. Done. Ick Valley.

[Courtney Miller]

Ick Valley.

[Shane]

Ick Valley. That's awesome.

[Amanda]

Guys, go see URL. Courtney's new show on Smosh Alike every other Wednesday.

[Courtney Miller]

Check it out. Guests Smashbox Alike.

[Amanda]

What time are you talking about?

[Courtney Miller]

The Internet. Wednesday at 11am Good morning, Smosh alike. It is now news at 11am I love it.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

I love it.

[Shane]

All right. Okay, we'll see you later.

[Courtney Miller]

Bye.

[Shane]

Bye.

[Amanda]

Yeah, do it. Just like that.

[Shane]

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Whoa. Whoa.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay.

[Courtney Miller]

Ready?

[Amanda]

This episode is brought to you by Zoc. Duck. This episode is brought to you by Zocdoc. Sh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This episode is brought to you by Zocdoc. No, no, no, no, no, no. This episode is brought to you by Zocdoc. Jane. No. This is bad. This episode is brought up. I'm scared now. Now we're. Now we're okay.

[Shane]

Can we include this at the end of the episode? No, no, no.

[Amanda]

Yes, we can. That's Zocdoc. Just take it from that.

[Courtney Miller]

That's.

[Amanda]

That's Z, O, C. D, O, C. No. Back to the show. Okay, let's go.

[Courtney Miller]

I hope we can use that.

[Shane]

Can we please use that take.

[Amanda]

Can we please? That was awesome. I genuinely cannot look at you. This is you.