Couples Therapy: Reddit Edition | Reading Reddit Stories

Summary

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

Episode: Couples Therapy: Reddit Edition
Host: Shane (Shayne Topp)
Guests: Angela, Chance
Date: August 30, 2025
Theme: Couples Therapy, Dating, and Wild Relationship Reddit Stories

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Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode of Smosh Reads Reddit Stories, Shane, Angela, and Chance dive into some of Reddit’s juiciest, cringiest, and most alarming posts about dating and relationships. With a focus on stories that read like sessions from group and couples therapy gone sideways, the hosts offer their signature blend of compassionate analysis, empathy, wild speculation, and comedic banter. The episode explores issues of money in dating, therapist ethics, persistent friend-group matchmaking, boundary violations, and the sting of being the "side chick." Listeners are treated to honest conversations, relatable anecdotes, and moments of genuine outrage—often punctuated by memorable one-liners and pop culture references.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

I. Money, Dating, and the Spreadsheet Guy

Reddit Post: He's been pursuing me, then sent me a spreadsheet asking to be reimbursed for our dates. Am I overreacting?
Segment Start: [02:48]

• Story Recap: A 23-year-old woman talks about dating a 32-year-old man who later sends her an Excel spreadsheet of itemized expenses from their dates, requesting reimbursement.

• Hosts’ Immediate Reaction:

  • Chance reads off spreadsheet items, noting how granular and formal the charges are—even including expenses like “Google999” and differentiating who had what.
  • Shane is baffled by the retroactive request, especially given the age and status gap:

    "I'm sorry, asking for 100 bucks later on this age gap, too. Like...he's 32. This woman is 23... She's not in a place to have a career. Like he is." [08:45]

• Core Issues:

  • Poor communication—he never clarified they were splitting, just sent a bill out of the blue.
  • Age gap pops up as a recurring red flag in Reddit stories.
  • The difference between "being organized" and controlling, transactional behavior.
  • The consensus: compromising on money is okay, but the secret spreadsheet is “psycho behavior.”

• Memorable Quotes:

  • Angela: "You can't make an Excel sheet and add a tab for your girl. You can't do that." [15:45]
  • Chance (on how he would react): "If I had a situation with someone and I was like, oh, I can split this, and they go 'No, no, no, I've got it,' and then they asked me days, weeks later...I'd be like, I'm never talking to you again." [20:03]

• Update & Resolution:

  • OP sends final payment, blocks and deletes contact. Hosts all applaud the decision:

  Chance: "Good for her. I think that was a good call. That was a clear red flag." [21:09]

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II. Unethical Therapist, or Just “Hopeless Place” Romance?

Reddit Post: Am I the asshole if I report the couples therapist that married my ex-boyfriend a year after our sessions with her?
Segment Start: [21:27]

• Story Recap: After sessions marked by “blatant flirtatious behavior” toward the OP’s boyfriend and total disregard for OP's perspective, the couple breaks up. Less than a year later, the ex-boyfriend marries their couples therapist.

• Hosts' Reactions:

  • All hosts are unanimous: Report her!

    Angela: “Report, report, report.” [21:53] Chance: “A therapist is supposed to be there to assess…and she didn't do that at all.” [24:05]

  • Raise the issue of therapist ethics—intense boundary violation, possible ongoing harm to clients.
  • Question legitimacy of therapist’s credentials based on history of multiple last names, DUI, and poor online reviews (revealed in OP’s friend’s investigation).

• Memorable Moments:

  • Angela: “Three last name changes.” [29:37]
  • Shane (imagining movie adaptation): “I want this to be like a limited series with Nicole Kidman. She's the therapist and you like…you side with her, but then you go, wait, you’re crazy.” [28:59]

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III. The Double Date Disaster and “Jane the Catfish”

Reddit Post: Am I the asshole for walking out on a double date my friend set up with a girl I already rejected before?
Segment Start: [29:52]

• Story Recap: OP is set up without consent by friends—again—with Jane, a girl he’s rejected multiple times, only for Jane’s obsessive and stalkerish behavior to escalate to catfishing.

• Core Insights:

  • Friends disrespecting clear boundaries is a major issue—Angela empathizes with the pressure created in friend groups.
  • Gender double standard: persistence is seen as "harmless" when reversed, but in this case, it's creepy and invasive.
  • Catfishing twist: Jane, using a fake account, infiltrates OP’s online friend group.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Shane (about Jane): “It’s Giving Jafar. I’m gonna get in charge of this whole kingdom so I can marry the princess.” [42:31]
  • Angela: “If I really, really think about it, I think it's like this girl Jane wanted this level of connection with this person so badly that they didn’t even care if they had to change themselves or...hide behind...” [44:13]
  • Chance: “The red flag of someone not taking a hint is really scary. 'Cause it's like, how far can they not take a hint?” [42:42]

• Update: OP shares evidence with the friend group; Jane is shunned but continues harassment via new accounts.

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IV. “My Girlfriend and Brother Are Soulmates—Should I Set Them Up?”

Reddit Post: My girlfriend (21) and my brother (20) are soulmates. Should I set them up?
Segment Start: [45:45]

• Story Recap: OP feels his girlfriend and his brother click better—and wonders if he should step aside and set them up.

• Hosts’ Response:

  • Major discomfort at the idea of matchmaking between intimate partners and siblings.
  • Possibility of self-sabotage and OP projecting his insecurities.
  • Age/maturity: Most people outgrowing the notion that compatibility is about shared interests.
  • The consensus: Break up if you must, but don’t orchestrate their romance.

• Memorable Quotes:

  • Angela: “I worry he's just insecure of how great of a relationship they have or how much they're laughing or something. And he's in his own way.” [52:40]
  • Shane: “There’s a part of me…like, you need to date my friend, not me…but that's not my sibling.” [50:40]
  • Chance: “If my boyfriend came to me suggesting this, I’d run a mile.” [49:12]

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V. The OG Side Chick: Obituaries, Gaslighting, and Secret Double Lives

Reddit Post: I (21F) suspect that I might be my boyfriend of 2 years’ side chick.
Segment Start: [54:55]

• Story Recap: OP, an American living in Europe, is constantly kept at arm’s length by her boyfriend Tim—who never lets her see where he lives or meet his friends/family over two years. Her investigations uncover suspicious Facebook photos (with untagged women beside him) and ultimately his name in his “ex”’s family obituary.

• Hosts’ Take:

  • The team is shocked at the mounting evidence, insisting that secretiveness for two years is unacceptable by any standard.
  • Angela: “A fare caught via obituary is wild.” [59:42]
  • They debate: Should she confront Tim or investigate further? Consensus: Confront him, but carefully.

• Update (Dramatic Reveal!):

  • OP confronts Tim, who gaslights, promises change, and delays again.
  • She calls his "ex" Stephanie’s house; suspicion heightens.
  • Ultimately—after sneaking into his phone—she discovers clear evidence of Tim living a full double life, sending the same photos and pet names to both women, and that his family group chat includes both his mom and Stephanie.
  • She writes Stephanie a detailed letter—with photographic evidence and matching date logs.
  • Aftermath: Tim ghosted her, immediately defriended her and her family online; Stephanie never responded. OP seeks therapy, intent on healing.

• Hosts’ Closing Thoughts:

  • Shane: “You, like, oh, I now know you're so bad. And then you get the like, oh, and you're even worse. You're double bad. You're double bad.” [70:21]
  • Chance: “You’re not the only person to be tricked like this, to be manipulated like this. That is a very common experience, actually...hopefully she's now a very strong, powerful, awesome 30 year old.” [75:19]

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Recurring Themes & Moments

• Pop Culture References: Thanos, Nicole Kidman, Hamilton, Resident Evil, Catfish, Eat Pray Love.
• Age Gap and Power Imbalance: Several stories underline how age and experience often play into questionable dating dynamics.
• Communication Failure: Lack of clear communication—whether about money, boundaries, or expectations—proves disastrous.
• Comedy & Empathy: The cast continually balances moments of comedic riffing with real empathy for the people in these stories.
• Updates Obsession: The hosts are visibly distressed when a story doesn’t provide closure—chanting “Update!” for every cliffhanger.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "You just collect [dates] like Infinity Stones." – Angela [02:18]
• "You can’t make an Excel sheet and add a tab for your girl.”—Angela [15:45]
• "It’s Giving Jafar. I’m gonna get in charge of this whole kingdom so I can marry the princess.”—Shane [42:31]
• "Report, report, report." – Angela [21:53]
• "You’re not the only person to be tricked like this." – Chance [75:19]
• "Obituary? A fare caught via obituary is wild." – Angela [59:42]

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Structure and Riffs

• Each story introduced with excitement and sometimes confusion; Angela often demands theatrics or dramatizations for updates (“Do the thing!” [18:15]).
• Frequent breaks for meta-commentary: such as noticing “commenters” with gun-to-the-screen ranting energy and pop culture parallel universes.
• Moments of genuine advice: Not just roasting, but actual consensus for healthy boundaries and respect in dating.

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Final Takeaways

• If your date bills you retroactively, run.
• If your therapist marries your ex, absolutely report her.
• Friends, respect people's boundaries—especially in setups.
• Never ignore your gut if someone is hiding their life from you (or you find yourself in an obituary).
• Healing is the real update.

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Suggested Next Themes

• Unbelievable Breakups
• Roommate From Hell
• Office Romance Nightmares
• Internet Dating Disasters

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(End of summary. All segments, tones, and quotes preserved to reflect the humor, horror, and humanity of the Smosh cast.)

Transcript

[Carvana Representative]

Thanks for selling your car to Carvana. Here's your check.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Carvana Customer]

When did I get here?

[Carvana Representative]

What do you mean?

[Carvana Customer]

I swear it was just moments ago that I accepted a great offer from Carvana online. I must have time traveled to the future.

[Carvana Representative]

It was just moments ago. We do same day pickup. Here's your check for that great offer.

[Angela]

It is the future.

[Chance]

It's.

[Carvana Representative]

It's the present. And just the convenience of Carvana. Sorry to blow your mind.

[Carvana Customer]

It's all good. Happens all the time.

[Chance]

Sell your car the convenient way to Carvana.

[Angela]

Pick up.

[Carvana Representative]

Times may vary and fees may apply.

[Chance]

Hello and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is a good one. Dating. Everyone loves dating. It's so easy, right?

[Shane]

I'm joined by two bombshells, Angela and Chance.

[Angela]

Us being bombshells and walking in together would be so fun.

[Shane]

Do they do it in couples?

[Angela]

Sometimes they have, like, a boy bombshell and a girl bombshell.

[Shane]

That's fun.

[Angela]

And they usually come in with, like, hot whips and leather. And you and I would come in with, like, wigs. You guys ready for some?

[Chance]

You come in as, like, old people, but then you take it off and.

[Angela]

Be like, oh, okay, so we're gonna put water in your mouth and you're gonna spit.

[Chance]

Dating. How do you guys feel about dating?

[Shane]

I love dating. Yeah. I really do. I love going on dates. I love going on, like, a third or fourth date and then, like, trial and error and be like, no girl. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Whoa.

[Chance]

That is a very different perspective than I ever had.

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Yeah. That's my favorite thing about Chance is how much he loves dating. Like, he can, like, he could just listen to somebody and get to know them, like, and have, like, patience and not be, like, in his head. He's just listening and he's like.

[Shane]

She'll also be like, you cannot go on another date. I'll, like, line him up for the week. I'll be like, I got one on Tuesday, one on Wednesday, one on Thursday.

[Angela]

He really loves it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And I have never done it.

[Chance]

That's okay.

[Angela]

Okay, so it feels like everyone laughed.

[Chance]

So I got a weird vibe from everyone. No, that was. I mean, when I was single, I would go months or years without going on a date. Cause it just was, like, hard and terrifying. And I'm such an anxious person. Like, I can try to blame the world around me, but I also know that it was a lot from inside for me. But I also think it's really fucking hard.

[Angela]

But it does make for the best stories.

[Shane]

Oh, absolutely.

[Angela]

Like, I just have so much. You just collect them. Like Infinity Stones.

[Shane]

Wow. Damn. What the hell?

[Chance]

A Thanos reference from Angela. What has happened?

[Shane]

I don't know, girl, you've been.

[Angela]

I need to take a vacation.

[Shane]

Yeah. Whoa.

[Chance]

You've been spending too much time here.

[Shane]

I cannot believe that. That is crazy.

[Chance]

Okay, that's nuts. You're gonna make, like, a Resident Evil reference at some point. It's gonna be, like, glorious.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. No.

[Chance]

All right, let's get into these stories. First one comes from ami. Overreacting.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Chance]

He's been pursuing me, then sent me a spreadsheet asking to be reimbursed for our dates. No, no.

[Shane]

Let's go.

[Angela]

This is gonna be a good episode.

[Chance]

Am I overreacting?

[Angela]

This is it. We're gonna. This is all of it.

[Chance]

Oh, my gosh. Hi, everyone. I am a 23 year old woman, and I've been dating this guy who's 32 for a little over a month now. He was very persistent in pursuing me. Constantly texting, making plans, asking me to go on runs, bike rides, and beach days.

[Angela]

Boring.

[Chance]

We live in Florida.

[Shane]

No, sorry.

[Chance]

And inviting me to dinner, bars, and even paying for Ubers to and from his place. We were hanging out at least four times a week. Everything felt like it was going somewhere. He'd been slowly building things up and even waited weeks to finally kiss me. Then, out of nowhere, he sends me a literal Excel spreadsheet with a breakdown of dates, how much he spent, and a column with my name asking me to reimburse him. I'm attaching it because I truly can't believe it. It felt transactional and weirdly formal, especially since he was the one initiating nearly all the plans. What's even more confusing, after sending me this, he still insists on seeing me and continuing to date. Like, you want to invoice me and kiss me? And for context, I've picked up the tab quite a few times. Dinner, drinks, et cetera. Without making a thing of it. I've never asked him to pay me back or keep score. I. I thought we were just getting to know each other and splitting things organically like adults. Especially since he's about 10 years older than I am. So my overreacting or underreacting, I can't tell if this is just him being organized or if it's a huge red flag. There's a screenshot attached.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Chance]

Okay, we have item cigs,628, $12.08, $4.03. So he's adding up every single thing. Katiki, which must be a restaurant. Cassis, Cheeky's, Colony Grill, Uber. These are a lot of. These expenses are kind of small, but then it just all adds up to how much in total she owes him? $249.

[Shane]

That is. This is ridiculous. Yeah.

[Chance]

For all of this. And these dates go back. This is probably a month of expenses he's kept.

[Angela]

And he's splitting it in half.

[Shane]

It's a little bit in half.

[Chance]

It's just a whole spreadsheet, though. And he's calculating every single little thing. But even cigarettes? No, there's one that says Google999. $5. Okay, so she wasn't charged for the cigarettes. She wasn't charged. She wasn't charged for Google. But I like. There's one that just says Stella's, and she's not charged for that. So that must have been for him. Oh, my God. Oh, there's another line that says Stella's and she's charged for it now.

[Shane]

Let me get this straight.

[Angela]

She had one.

[Shane]

He sent this to her with the.

[Chance]

Hold on. We have the text.

[Shane]

Okay. Yes.

[Chance]

Hate to ask, but can you Venmo or zell me some money for the last few weeks? I know you got me some stuff, which I'm appreciative of and definitely happy to cover most things, like our date night and drinks and stuff, but you never paid me for the first round of stuff from a few weeks ago, and money is a little tight for me and a source of stress right now, working two jobs, etc.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Chance]

She responds, sure. He goes, okay, I think $100 is fair, unless you have any objections. She goes, are you charging me for in between days? He goes, I'm charging you $100 for the $500 of stuff I've covered since we've started hanging.

[Shane]

He.

[Chance]

You never paid me the last time I asked for some money. She goes, all right, maybe we shouldn't go out as much. He goes, LOL. I can't tell if your butthurt. I'm asking for $100, not butt hurt. Not butt hurt.

[Angela]

Ah, butt hurt. You had me till butt hurt.

[Chance]

I mean, I'm just.

[Shane]

I guess.

[Chance]

This is such a. Like, I've never heard of this before.

[Shane]

Money is so weird.

[Chance]

I think if this is the situation, he should be asking to split things.

[Angela]

Up front at the top.

[Chance]

Yeah, like, that's fine, but don't do this in the retroactive. By the way. You gotta reimburse me. There's nothing more frustrating. I think in life in general, when people don't let you know that you.

[Angela]

Owe them, or like, yeah, when someone makes a list about you without your.

[Chance]

Knowledge, just feels like an alarming about it.

[Angela]

I remember, like, I used. This is so different. But there was. I used to, like, work at some office as some, like, intern, and she had me log every time one of the other coworkers came in late, and the log was, like, massive. And I remember just being like, this girl doesn't know that there's a giant Excel sheet that I have to add to every time she's late. It just feels weird if you don't know.

[Chance]

Amongst so many other things, monitoring someone's behavior in that kind of way without their knowing does feel odd. I know that in companies, like, it's sometimes part of it.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

And I also know a lot of people love an Excel spreadsheet. Like, people love to organize things in that way. That's fine. But he's not letting her know this situation. He does say, like, I asked you last time he said that. He says, you never paid me the last time I asked for some money. So I think this is him keeping tabs of his own personal expenses. Cause some of these things don't involve her, but he has a tab for her of, like, oh, we both did this. So you're. So he's not letting her know. Or at least as far as we know, he's not letting her know that, oh, we're splitting this, but I'm gonna ask for the money later.

[Angela]

Like, I budget my life at the end of the month, and then.

[Chance]

And that's when I'm gonna ask for you to pay me and.

[Angela]

Because we've been seeing each other for everything.

[Chance]

All up front.

[Shane]

Yeah, for everything.

[Chance]

And that's so intense. Cause instead of being like, hey, 20 bucks for tonight.

[Shane]

And I'm sorry, asking for 100 bucks later on this age gap, too. Like, yeah, he's 32. This woman is 23. Like, she just got out of college, allegedly. Like, if she went to college, like, she's not in a place to have a career. Like he is. I feel like. Yeah.

[Chance]

I mean, I don't know. He says he works two jobs. We don't know her. We don't know a lot of that. Those details. But, you know, with. With all these Reddit stories, age gap is always. It seems to always be a precursor to, like, oh, it is a bit of a red flag. It feels like it's not that it's.

[Shane]

Always bad, but it's that it's like.

[Chance]

Every time we read a story and it starts off with an age gap.

[Shane]

You'Re like, here we go.

[Chance]

What's gonna happen? And it's usually something.

[Angela]

Or like this is something he's been doing for like 10 plus years.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Angela]

Which is his monthly Excel budget sheet. And to just loop in a girl you're casually dating without her knowledge or.

[Carvana Representative]

Consent is why thanks for selling your car to Carvana. Here's your check.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Carvana Customer]

When did I get here?

[Carvana Representative]

What do you mean?

[Carvana Customer]

I swear it was just moments ago that I accepted a great offer from Carvana online. I must have time traveled to the future.

[Carvana Representative]

It was just moments ago. We do same day pickup. Here's your check for that great offer.

[Angela]

It is the future.

[Chance]

It's.

[Carvana Representative]

It's the present. And just the convenience of Carvana. Sorry to blow your mind.

[Carvana Customer]

It's all good. Happens all the time.

[Chance]

Sell your car the convenient way to Carvana.

[Carvana Representative]

Pickup times may vary and fees may apply.

[Chance]

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[Angela]

Yeah, that person that's like, you tell your friend at a bar what's going on with you. And she's like, here's what I have to say. And you're like, whoa.

[Shane]

It also feels like we're not giving this guy the benefit of the doubt in that he clearly missed something and it wasn't communicated. But I don't think he's beyond being beyond fixing this, beyond like realizing, oh, maybe I should have communicated this up front. And if she's like, this is something you should have communicated up front, even though I don't know his dating history or if he's done this before, but, like, he can probably. He could be able to fix this and be like, sure, we can split things moving forward. Yeah, I agree.

[Chance]

What I do agree with this comment is that, like so many things, it's not necessarily the content that's the problem. Right. It's not that he's keeping tabs. I mean, there's questions. It's how he's communicating so much of it that's a problem. And I agree with the, like. The being like, oh, are you butthurt? Whatever. It's like, how he's doing this is. It's how he's going across. How he's coming across with it that's manipulative, as opposed to, oh, asking someone to split the money.

[Angela]

That's not the problem.

[Chance]

Not a problem. It's how he's going about it.

[Angela]

And it's just like the. To me, there's a little bit of deceit to not say it for so long.

[Shane]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Angela]

And that's what it's like. Less about control and more about hiding something.

[Chance]

If he's not being manipulative, then at the very least, he's just very bad at communicating with her. He's. He's not communicating with her, and that's a problem in itself. Even if his intentions aren't bad. I think it's those little things when you go out with someone, it sometimes.

[Shane]

Feels like it's not necessary to say.

[Chance]

But I think it is still nice when it's like, oh, I've got this. Like, oh, are we still doing this? And being like, that's that. And I've always kind of had the. I don't like the heteronormative expectation that, like, a man pays, but I do. I've always kind of in my head, had this thing of, like, whoever kind of asks the other person on the date.

[Shane]

Agreed.

[Chance]

Is probably the one who's gonna pay. But once again, at the end of the date, if they go, hey, like. Or at the top of the date, you go, hey, do you mind if we split this? Like, I'm in a tight spot. Like, yeah, that's okay.

[Shane]

And there's also a way to go. There's so many opportunities to go on fiscally responsible dates.

[Chance]

Totally.

[Angela]

It's like, I will say, I had somebody say to me that they were on a tight budget before a date. And I recognize that. Like, that's hard to say. Like, it's like. And it does feel like this guy was. Let me just get to know her more and feel more comfortable or something where he was just like, I don't want to say this up top. And there is a level of courage it takes to be like. Like I want. Like it's vulnerable but like still you got. You can't make an Excel sheet and add a tab for your girl. You can't do that.

[Chance]

It's Once again though, I always struggle when people are like, oh, so I kept this secret for a month or so because I didn't think you'd like me. It's like, but don't you want to know if this person is going to be into you for like your real situation? I understand that on a first date, maybe a couple dates, but like you got to let them know eventually. You can't keeping it a secret. I don't know if that was this guy's intentions, but that's a possibility. Some other comments Quite frankly, if this guy is in his 30s, working two jobs and dead broke, he needs to be focused elsewhere, not dating a college girl. If he wanted to do cheap slash free dates, that is fine, and if he wanted to go Dutch, that is fine. But to come back and hit you with a bill is crazy. You haven't been itemizing date bills to send him dinners. You covered beauty products, gas money, etc. Because that is unhinged. Of course he would pursue you aggressively. He gets to have arm candy that is more financially stable than him. I'm in his age range and no offense, would not date someone that much younger, but if I did, I would be paying for a way higher percentage of things. Not because I'm rich, but because I've had 10 additional years to get my shit together and be stable as opposed to asking someone just getting on their feet to waste their funds. Lastly, someone says wtf? I've spent money on plenty of dates in my past and regretted it, but I've never had the audacity to demand reimbursement even when things didn't go where I wanted. If anything, you underreacted. I would have laughed in his face and told him to eat shit. Like how are you going to ask someone on dates then demand your money back? Especially after you have paid for some and even gotten him stuff as well. Maybe don't spend so much money on the dates if you can't afford it. Like hello, he's lucky as hell you're a nice person because this is just insane to me. Definitely never go on a date with this fool ever again.

[Shane]

These commenters are random.

[Angela]

I feel like, it's the same girl.

[Chance]

They're like, they have a gun at the screen.

[Angela]

I feel like this is all the same girl.

[Chance]

It's always fun to me when a comment, you can tell they have experience with something and they're, like, letting it out there. Well, guess what?

[Shane]

Update.

[Chance]

That's right.

[Shane]

Do the thing. Do the thing with.

[Angela]

We discussed being a little more theatrical with the updates, but not that.

[Shane]

Do the thing.

[Angela]

No, we discussed doing a little dance.

[Shane]

Update.

[Chance]

Hi, everyone. Thanks so much for all the responses on my last post. It blew up and I appreciate all the feedback. I wanted to add some details that didn't make it into the original post since a lot of people were asking for clarification. Here we go. We need this in the spreadsheet he sent me. I'm in the green column. And no, it's not cigars slash cigs for me. Lol. He took me to a nicer spot, called in between days for a more intimate dinner. The other man on the spreadsheet asking for payment was actually his twin, who sometimes joins us on double dates, but usually picks up the check himself. I always offer to pay my share. Money is genuinely stressful for me, and I hate the feeling of owing anyone. Yes, he always refused in the moment, then turned around and invoiced me formally later. No, I would have much rather just paid my own way from the start than have any of this happen. Okay, that changes my perspective.

[Shane]

Me too.

[Chance]

I'm like, don't. That's lying. Yeah, don't lie.

[Angela]

That's lying.

[Chance]

That. That to me. That to me is. I'm not one of the commenters. I'm like, run. Oh, shit.

[Shane]

I don't like that.

[Angela]

Don't lie.

[Chance]

Don't lie. Come on.

[Shane]

Stop psycho behavior.

[Chance]

Do not. Don't do that. Now. That's manipulative. Now it's go out with the twin.

[Shane]

It's now him wanting her to.

[Chance]

Oh, wait, tab.

[Angela]

Go out with the twin.

[Chance]

If I had a situation with someone and I was like, oh, I can split this. And they go, no, no, no, I've got it. And then they asked me days, weeks later, like, hey, you owe me for that. I'd be like, I'm never talking to you again. I cannot.

[Angela]

I've never seen you like that. That was so funny. That's like dart.

[Shane]

It's different to be, like, in a group and be like, I'll put my card down, just Venmo me. Or even, like, I'll put my card down and just Venmo me.

[Angela]

Or we can talk.

[Chance]

The Venmo situation is a very common one.

[Shane]

Right.

[Chance]

And I agree. But that is still agreeing in the moment that we're splitting it.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

We just have a different mode of doing it.

[Angela]

I mean, it's all. It's really hard to give a fine rule on this stuff now. But I will say even if they asked me out, I am always going for my wallet show intent. But I am always assuming like, I don't know. I just feel like the culture has shifted. Like, come on. I don't know.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I just hate the feeling of. I agree. I hate the feeling of owing someone.

[Shane]

Me too.

[Chance]

I hate when someone feels like they owe me. I'm very much like, no you don't. Please don't. But it seems like he kind of wants that. One more quick update. I sent him the last payment and then blocked him and deleted his contact. I didn't want him to hold anything over me. It sucks that I paid him, but at least it's over. Thanks to everyone who weighed in.

[Shane]

Good for her.

[Chance]

Good for her. I think that was a good call. Yeah, that. That was a clear red flag. Okay, our next story. This comes from. Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole if I report the couple's therapist that married my ex boyfriend a year after our sessions with her? What? Okay.

[Shane]

Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Chance]

This is wilder than I. My brain can comprehend. Am I the asshole if I report the couples therapist that married my ex boyfriend a year after our sessions with her?

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

So they had a couples therapist.

[Angela]

Oh, so I'm seeing him an officiant.

[Shane]

No, no, they didn't.

[Chance]

She didn't marry her ex boyfriend and her were seeing a couples therapist and then that couple's therapist is now marrying her.

[Angela]

Report, report, report.

[Chance]

That is.

[Shane]

Oh my God. Did you honk?

[Angela]

I reported.

[Chance]

In 2017, I, a 25 year old woman saw a couples therapist with my then boyfriend who was 36. After three sessions with her, I refused to return due to her blatant flirtatious behavior and extremely judgmental attitude toward me, which my ex boyfriend called me delusional for pointing out she had told me that I seemed too immature, not ready for therapy or a serious relationship. The whole thing was focused on my ex boyfriend and his complaints about me. She never asked about my feelings or perspective in the relationship. We broke up about two months after the sessions, but I stayed living with my ex boyfriend until November. Once after I moved out, I had to return to our old apartment to get mail. This was in December. And that was the first time I saw the therapist with my ex. They happened to be getting ready to go out on his motorcycle and were both wearing full face motorcycle helmets.

[Angela]

Oh, give it up.

[Chance]

But I knew from her body type and hair that it was her along with my instincts which suspected something was going on the whole time. But nevertheless, I moved on with my life. I just found out yesterday my ex got married due to a friend telling me about a photo he posted on Facebook. The photo was of him and my ex therapist celebrating their one year wedding anniversary. I found her Facebook with the name change and sure enough, they got married September of 2018 or earlier. That's just when she posted the wedding photos. This was less than a year after the breakup with my ex and barely over a year after our sessions with her ended. I am considering filing a complaint with the American Counseling Association. My friends and mental health counselors I know say I have enough evidence. I am not upset that my ex moved on. So have I. I thank the universe every day that I am no longer with that narcissist. However, I feel deeply disturbed to find out he married our therapist. Especially remembering all the harmful stuff she said to me in the sessions, which to be honest, really messed with my head. I fear coming off as a bitter ex. Look, I. I think she should do it.

[Shane]

Yeah, absolutely. She should do it.

[Chance]

100%. I don't know, like, I don't know.

[Shane]

What laws or regulations there are around therapists or couples therapist.

[Chance]

I don't believe that any of this should be allowed. At the very least. At the very least, like, oh, you know that this therapist actually caused you harm, right?

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

If you went to a doctor and it's like, oh, I found out years later that they actually injected me with poison, like legitimate arsenic. It's like, oh, well, you should probably report that because it's them not doing their job. A therapist is supposed to be there to assess and she didn't do that at all. It's. I'm. We've had other stories that are like this. I'm almost wondering if this was never a therapist.

[Angela]

Yeah, like I'm like, do you even report her? Is there someone to report her to? Cause it feels a little bit.

[Chance]

Well, if she's a legitimate therapist then.

[Angela]

Then you do. But that's what I'm saying.

[Chance]

But I'm like, is she even really a therapist?

[Angela]

That's. Yeah, I feel like she's.

[Chance]

Or was. Or was. Was this. Cause we had a situation where people had a fake therapist or they had their friend who's a therapist set up sessions just to group gaslight someone. So I'm like, we've already seen it before.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

So could this be that they were already having an affair and it was like, oh, let's do this. To like if a therapist said you're not ready for therapy, that's probably enough to report that.

[Angela]

I'd go, then you're not a therapist.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

That's not a real thing.

[Shane]

Like no, anyone's ready for therapy at any time.

[Angela]

Yeah, that's like a doctor being like.

[Shane]

You break your leg for treatment.

[Chance]

Yeah, you break your leg. You go to the doctor and he's like, you're not ready for a cast. Your mind's not in the game, dude.

[Angela]

He's like, and I'm fucking your cast. Eric laughed.

[Chance]

Eric, comments. Hi, I'm a therapist, please report her. Her behavior is.

[Shane]

Yeah, right, Perfect.

[Angela]

Every comment on this video should be, hi, I'm a therapist. I liked this video.

[Chance]

It's always, it's the crow scientist meme. Whenever you reference anything, anything, there's going to be an expert in the comments. There just always will be. Hi, I'm a therapist, please report her. Her behavior is ridiculously unethical and who knows what else she has done or if she even should be allowed to practice. Not the asshole times a million. Someone said the normal rule is no dating patients within 12 months of the last encounter. Correct. Not sure if that's illegal or just an in house rule. Someone said even if the marriage slash relationship was a year after, I bet fellas started banging this therapist after the first few meetings. Very unprofessional. If I were op, I wouldn't hesitate to report them. Are there any professional bodies that can prevent her practicing though? I don't know if they can be struck off like a surgeon or doctor who is guilty of malpractice.

[Shane]

I'm sorry, I. There's something. There's a weird taste in my mouth where I don't. You shouldn't be dating your therapist.

[Chance]

Yeah, no, that's a hard. Especially a couple's therapist who was like mediating. Supposed to be helping you like mend your relationship with this partner and then are dating them within a few.

[Angela]

Or like just take a year, take some time. It feels like it happened at the jump.

[Shane]

Yeah. She said before they. Even before a year of them breaking up. Oof. They got married.

[Angela]

It's like, I get it. You can find love in a hopeless place, right? Like what if you did fall in love? Right? But like give it some space.

[Shane]

That's wild.

[Chance]

But that paired with what she was saying to her.

[Shane]

Yes, it's like you need to report.

[Chance]

Her because this is someone who is not taking their job seriously. Yeah, they are taking advantage of their position and they will they harmed you. Like it caused her like mental harm. This person could harm someone else. Like they've shown that they're willing to do it. So I think you need to report it. Update.

[Angela]

Oh my God.

[Chance]

Wow. Thank you everyone for your responses. I realize that as the ex, it is pretty much impossible for it to not seem like I'm jealous slash petty slash bitter. Whatever you want to say. However, it is also impossible to have sat in those sessions and then see your therapist and ex, get married and have zero feelings about regardless of having moved on. Please give me a break. I'm human. Anyway, I have made my decision. I am not going to participate in this post anymore. But I sincerely thank those of you that made meaningful contributions. Update number two.

[Angela]

Thank God.

[Chance]

Okay, so one of my friends has basically taken it upon herself to investigate this therapist. I swear she should be in the FBI. Lol. She found out that this is the third last name that this woman has practiced psychotherapy with under the first last name. In 2014, she was charged with a DUI with property damage. She also comes up on health grades with five one star reviews and an overall three star rating. Essentially, what this new information does for me is confirmed that she has been a shitty human being with shitty morals for quite some time. There's no way this is the first time she has caused undue harm to a client. Therefore, I can say with certainty that I am reporting.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

And that's the last update.

[Shane]

Oh, sorry.

[Chance]

I hope that led somewhere. This is a rather as of us recording this. This is a rather recent post, so maybe something will come of it. Maybe by the time this airs there's another update.

[Angela]

I want this to be like a limited series with Nicole Kidman. She's the therapist and you like, you side with her, but then you go, wait, you're crazy. The protagonist is a little bit the enemy.

[Chance]

It really sucks that, you know, therapists are also people. So there's a lot of bad ones. Yeah, right. That's always true. That's always, unfortunately the situation. And what sucks is then, you know, that becomes like a reason people used to go, well, I'm not going to go to therapy.

[Angela]

I know.

[Chance]

I know someone who had a bad therapist. Like there are bad therapists. Yeah, it is a process of like finding. But I hate that there's like, truly dangerous people out there taking advantage.

[Angela]

Like three last name changes.

[Shane]

Yeah, red flag.

[Chance]

All right, let's move on. Our next story comes from. Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole for walking out on a double date? My friend set up with him, his girlfriend, and a girl I had already rejected before.

[Shane]

Oh, no, this is on the friends already. You gotta vet that shit.

[Chance]

No, you need to do your FBI work.

[Angela]

Bad friends.

[Chance]

Oh, I feel like I need to say this for this post. Not to be removed. This is not about the date, about relationships or something. I want a judgment on me walking out of there. Okay, cast me. 25 male. Joe, 26 male. Jane, 24 female. To give you a little background to the situation, I met Jane through Joe's girlfriend at her birthday party last year. At first, Jane was fun to talk to, but not even an hour later, Jane was really into me and tried really badly to hit on me during the party, which pretty much ruined my time there as the feeling was not mutual in the slightest bit. Also, at the time, I was already with someone, so the first impression I got from Jane was that she was clingy, annoying, and just wouldn't stop bothering.

[Shane]

Oh my God.

[Chance]

Damn, dude. Unfortunately for me, she became part of my larger friend group because she is part of Joe's girlfriend's friend group. That is a mouthful. Sheesh. And because me and Joe hang out a lot and I am also friends with his girlfriend, I pretty much run into her at least twice a month. So the first time Jane asked me out was a month after that party. I informed her I was with someone and not interested. She tried again two months later when I broke up with my then girlfriend again. I declined her advances and told her I was not interested. I got into a new relationship not long after, but unfortunately, she and I broke up about two months ago. Since then, as you might have anticipated, Jane has asked me out again. I said no again. Well, that brings us to this week. Everything has been opening up here. This was written about 2020 and Joe has been trying to fix me up with a friend of his girlfriend and would not tell me who. He is well aware of me having rejected Jane multiple times and the fact I am not interested in her. He knows this in detail. After a lot of what he calls convincing and I call whining, I had no interest in dating anytime soon. I relented and decided to agree to this double date idea of his. We agree on meeting at Joe's apartment and lo and behold, Joe, his girlfriend and Jane are occupying the Dinner table. Obviously intending for my date to be Jane, I honestly just got so damn angry that I couldn't even get a single word out. Turned around and left. I have been bombarded with texts and calls about how much of a douche I am and how terribly I hurt Jane and so on. And I am just like. I literally rejected her, like, three times. I am not interested in her. You knew that. Your girlfriend knew that. Our entire friend group has a running joke about Jane being obsessive. For fuck's sake. So literally everyone knows it. So am I the asshole?

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

No, I don't think so. Immediately. No. I think this is a good situation. And I try not to say this too often. If the roles were reversed, it'd be like, oh, my God, that's creepy. Like, what the hell? This guy has asked you out three times. You keep rejecting him, and now your friends just set him up without telling you.

[Angela]

You're right.

[Chance]

I think there's that feeling of, like, unsafeness. Whereas with a girl, it's like, oh, come on, she's harmless. It's Jane. Like, don't worry. It's like, hey, man, I've rejected her three times. She's not listening to me, and you're.

[Shane]

Not owed my time or attention. Yeah.

[Chance]

And it's really more like, I think it's fair he's walking out on his friends being so disrespectful of him.

[Angela]

That's what it is. Mainly it's just like, listen to me.

[Shane]

Just hear me out. Yeah.

[Chance]

They completely. It's that thing of, like, well, you don't know what's good for you. We know what's good for you. It's like, come on, man.

[Angela]

And there's one. There's one part of that where that person could say that to him, but then to force it in front of him and put him in an awkward position. Like, I even understand this person being upset with his friend, being like, please give Jane another shot. And being like, please stop. But then to just, like, not even do that and just, like, literally force it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I've never had this type of situation happening.

[Shane]

It definitely happens for me in the gay community, too. And people just waiting to take advantage of your boundaries, they'll, like, stay around you just so that opportunity might arise.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Maybe if I have enough to drink or maybe if I'm, like, out on the right night, they'll get lucky or some shit.

[Angela]

Yeah. Or I struggle with, like, if I don't have someone I'm seeing during that, another person, like, this op like, was seeing somebody, and then that was. Then they stopped seeing that person, and then Jane went back in again. And sometimes I feel like people use people not being single as, like, a way. It's like, sometimes you can just be said no to. You don't always need an obstacle of a person. Does that make sense? I feel like a lot of women, their no is more powerful when they have a boyfriend, rather than their just no is a no. And, like, I found that a lot where, like, sometimes I will be more respected if I say I'm in a relationship, even if that's not true. And then it gets someone to actually disarm rather than me just saying, like, oh, I'm so sorry. No.

[Chance]

Yeah. So I still cannot comprehend that people hear no and don't stop.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I've never comprehended it, because for me, any sign of interest. And I know I go overboard where people don't say no, but I'm like, oh. But I'm inferring that they're not interested. And so I'm like. But as soon as I get like, no, or that I feel they're not interested, I'm like, all right, I'm out. I'm fully out.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I'm fully out in a way that I'm like, if they. If, like, the ball's in their court. If they were like, hey, you know what? Actually, I'm interested. I'd be like, okay. But I'm not gonna pursue in any sort of way. Not that I won't try to, like, be friends with someone that I don't see something. But romantically, I'm like, all right, I'm fully out. There's also the aspect. The friends are atrocious.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Because I do think. I think setting up friends with someone is a very kind, cool thing that people can do, but not someone that they've rejected multiple times.

[Shane]

And the whole friend group knows. Yeah.

[Chance]

And makes jokes about it. But then does it, uh.

[Angela]

And I also don't like when friends set you up or when friends are setting someone up because it's convenient for them. Cause it's like, oh, we're all in a friend group. This will be. Why can't you make this work? It's so easy. Jane's our friend. Cause she's friended with my girlfriend.

[Chance]

This was disrespectful. This was disrespectful to him. It was also disrespectful to Jane.

[Angela]

I feel bad for Jane, too, for.

[Chance]

Them to do this. She's got people in her Head going.

[Angela]

Like, just try it again.

[Chance]

They're probably. They're probably. I'm inferring here, they're probably reinforcing her. She's probably going, oh, like, he rejected me. But I'm really into it. And they're like, you know what?

[Shane]

Just like, give it some time.

[Chance]

Or, like, he's this way. Whatever.

[Shane]

Like, they need to.

[Chance]

If they are a really good friend, they need to be telling Jane, like, you need to stop. Yeah, he's rejected you three times. Stop. He's not into you as your friend. That's important. And then it's also as a friend being, like, respectful of your friend who's not into her and recognizing that they were so disrespectful to both of them, and then they hurt both of them in the process. You guys ever been on double dates?

[Shane]

I'm trying to think, oh, yes, I've been on one double date. It was great.

[Chance]

Yeah, I've never been on a. I've never been on a blind date. So I've never been set up in a way that's like, oh, it's a blind date.

[Angela]

No, that seems hard.

[Chance]

I've only been set up with friends in that it's been fully transparent of like, oh, I have a friend who might be, like, a thing.

[Angela]

I mean, my double date story that I can think of that makes me understand this a little bit more is I had, like, friends, two best friends that were dating, and then their best friends was the person I was dating. Like, it was kind of like a best friend group a little bit. And there were times where I think when you're double dating your friends and everyone's dating in a friend group, you, like, want each relationship to be calibrated with the next. Like, I remember there was like, a, oh, we want to go on a trip. And I in my relationship wasn't ready for a trip. But our best friends in their relationship, they were ready for a trip, and it was kind of like, oh, let's force this. Because it would be fun as a group. Like, kind of like dating as a committee, rather than, like, just genuinely one on one and one on one. But it's fun, right? And you're like, oh, we're all. This is, like, really fun. But I think sometimes it puts pressure on people. Like, it sounds like Jane was pressured by these friends. Cause they were like, we can all be this fun group and all be partners and all do stuff together, and it will be really fun, which it is. But then sometimes you lose sight of, like, no, but by yourself. Do you want to date Jane?

[Shane]

No.

[Angela]

Then don't date Jane. You know, like.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Cause what's worse is if you force a bad relationship and then you got that will destroy a friend group.

[Shane]

They're like fighting in front of everybody. Yeah.

[Chance]

It's like, hey, don't make something like you want people to be genuinely happy. Like, you should care. You should want your friends to be living their best life, so you shouldn't force them to something they don't want. The verdict is not the asshole. Yeah, no comments. Not the asshole. But your friend obviously is. Setting someone up with someone who rejected that person is cruel, not the fact that you turned around. I would honestly have done the same. Someone said, you've made your feelings more than clear to Jane and your friend as well. You had every right to leave, as you had already rejected her three times. And still she set herself up for rejection. Number four, you're not responsible for her hurt feelings. At this point, your friend should have known better than to blindside you with a date with someone who he knows full well you have zero interest in. Though if I might venture a guess, I'd say that the double date was 100% Jane's and your friend's girlfriend's idea. And your friend most likely just got pressured into convincing you to come. Opie said, even so, he is one of my best friends. He shouldn't be screwing me over like that. Even if it was 100% their idea, I still blame Joe most. Lastly, someone said, not the asshole. You definitely made the right call. By leaving, Jane is trying to force you into a relationship with her. And if you give her even the slightest implication that there may be a chance she will continue pestering you with unwanted attention. She needed this very clear message that you are not interested in even entertaining the idea of dating her. Her feelings towards you do not entitle her to a shot with you if you aren't interested. And you already told her several times that you weren't. This is honestly really disgusting behavior on Joe and his girlfriend's part, and they should be apologizing to you. Update.

[Shane]

Yay.

[Chance]

Lot of them today. Updating.

[Shane]

Yes, Shane. Yes. Yes, Shane.

[Angela]

Top.

[Chance]

I float away. At any rate, like I said, here goes. It turns out that some of the more pessimistic of you were right. Jane was being obsessive and stalkerish and it sort of all came tumbling down on her at that point. A week or so after I made my post, she decided to message me. It came down to her not understanding why I was showing interest in her and then refused to date her. I never showed interest in her beyond basic friendliness. A wall of text dedicated to thrashing my previous relationships and calling them all sorts of names. Specifically pointing out how I dated the wrong girls. And a weird rant about how everyone agreed me and her were meant to be. Which just isn't the case. Like I said in my previous post, there is a running joke in our friend group about how weird she is now. You might think this is something that could be expected, something that just happens. An outlet for her of sorts. Except she sent it from the wrong account. See, I had become Internet friends with a person in the past month or two. Me and her would game together, chat from time to time. You know, the usual organic Internet friend situation. No. And the messages concerning our date were sent from this account. Turns out she had literally used this alias to infiltrate my Internet friend group and keep tabs on me of sorts. Obviously this freaked me the fuck out. I took screenshots of what she had sent me and afterwards blocked all accounts that I knew now she was using. I followed that up by sharing everything in our friend Discord and in our friend WhatsApp group so everyone could see, which resulted in her being kicked from both. And I later got a call from Joe, full on apologetic, telling me he had no idea and he knew he shouldn't have done it, but that his girlfriend was being pressured by Jane. Turned out Jane had literally been bitching at her for months to arrange something like this and she finally caved Again, creepy stuff. And I told him that I needed some time as he really fucked me over big time. And I didn't trust him anymore. As a result, while Jane has been shunned by all friends, she still contacted me twice. Wants to apologize. Which quickly turned into weird shit where she started talking about us. She seemed convinced there is an us and I am interested. The second time she contacted me was just to curse at me. Both from random accounts. I'm not sure where to go from here and I am still pretty shook up.

[Angela]

This.

[Shane]

Okay, I wanted to say that I. My instincts were right on the money. I didn't say anything, but I was like, it feels. As soon as she said. As soon as he said that Jane was obsessive, I was like, it feels like she's like masterminding this shit. Like she's got all the friends in place. Like fucking chess master or some shit. Like Jafar is what it's giving. It's like I'm gonna. It's Giving Jafar. I'm gonna get in charge of this whole kingdom so I can marry the princess.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Whoa, dude.

[Angela]

The catfish side part.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Update side plot.

[Shane]

Catfish side plot part.

[Angela]

Update side plot.

[Chance]

The red flag of someone not taking a hint is really scary. Cause it's like, how far can they not take a hint?

[Shane]

Yeah. It's literally like, I can win and you can't win love. That's not how it works.

[Angela]

And it's also giving. It's my way or the highway. Like, I want this. I don't care if you don't. I'm going to find a way, even if I have to change my damn name. That's crazy. And I don't like saying the C word.

[Shane]

It's kind of. It kind of feels like we can finally be together.

[Chance]

We did it.

[Angela]

It's me, Jane.

[Chance]

Well, it's dangerous. It's dangerous behavior, and it's. It is really scary when someone thinks they know what's best for you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

And they go, well, no, I see us. But you don't see it. It's like, no, you said we don't have chemistry, but we work so well together in Overwatch.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

We have so many team wins.

[Angela]

It's like, username Jafar. Not Jane.

[Shane]

Not Jane.

[Chance]

Jane Farr.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Jane Farr.

[Angela]

Hot girl. That isn't Jane.

[Chance]

I have to tell you something. My name's not really Bane. It's Jane.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I think we've read so many stories that have to do with, like, catfishing.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Catfishing blows my mind. It is terrifying, but it's also extremely fascinating. I don't know if, like, real time logic can be applied to it. Like, I think it is. I mean, this little, like, it's a level of delusion that I. I don't think I can understand.

[Angela]

I mean, to me, if I really, really think about it, I think it's like this girl Jane, like, wanted this level of connection with this person so badly that they didn't even care if they had to change themselves or they had to hide behind. I mean, a lot of people hide behind something else in order to connect, because she was getting the vibe, obviously, that she wasn't a connect, but she was like. But I know I can connect with. With this person.

[Chance]

What's really scary about it, too, is I feel like in all these situations where I read about this, I don't believe for a second that Jane actually knows who he is. No, it's. They're in love. They're obsessed with an idea that doesn't even exist. Yeah. So I don't know. It's really, really unhealthy.

[Shane]

There's something in my head that's like, okay, so I'm thinking in the head of someone catfishing, it's like, oh, well, they'll get to know me, the real me, so that the physical thing doesn't really matter.

[Angela]

Yeah. Like, I think, like, honestly, if you track it all the way back, it's a deep need to connect and they will do that at any cost. And they're not really thinking about the last act where they have to kind of then.

[Chance]

Right.

[Angela]

Be the person they are.

[Chance]

It's probably addictive too. It probably gives them a rush that they feel like they have what they want.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

It's hard to just walk away from that attention.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

All right. Our next story comes from relationship advice. My girlfriend, who's 21 and my brother, who's 20, are soulmates.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, okay. Am I the asshole?

[Chance]

Am I a jerk?

[Angela]

I'm stealing money? Am I the asshole?

[Chance]

And I just killed my girlfriend who's 21, and I, 21 year old man, have been dating for about seven months now. We both used to work at the same restaurant and I asked her out. I've always felt like we were very different people, but that's what I liked about our relationship. I feel like I'm always learning something by being around her and trying my best to indulge in her interests. Three months ago, I introduced her to my family and they all seem to like her, especially my brother who's 20. I didn't really think much of it and was happy to see them get along since I'm very close to my brother. But I've realized over time that they just fit way better with each other. They both have the same interests in movies, books, music, sports, foods, you name it. Although my girlfriend was hesitant at first about it, I encouraged her to go do things alone with my brother if it wasn't something I was really into. And they both had a great time. And I know just having the same hobbies sounds trivial, but it's also their personalities. They're both very free spirited and adventurous. And I can't help but notice that they look so much happier with each other than with me. Sometimes I feel really out of place around them, as if I'm not supposed to be there. But I swear this is not out of jealousy. I just genuinely think they're better for each other. I love both of them and if this is what makes them happy, then I'd rather they Date each other and let me move out of their way. I'm not exactly sure how to execute this or talk about this with either of them, though. How do I go about setting them up?

[Angela]

Wait, this is like, this is.

[Chance]

I don't know how to respond to this.

[Shane]

My dad is Philip Schuyler. The man is loaded. And that's what it's giving Hamilton. Yeah. Setting it up with. Oh, go with this instead. Here's my.

[Angela]

Yeah, okay. Wow.

[Shane]

You like me.

[Chance]

Here's my sibling.

[Shane]

What?

[Angela]

Yeah, it's giving sadness.

[Chance]

This does feel like a Jane Austen situation. It's like, well, actually, my sister would be far more suited to you.

[Shane]

Yeah. Like, what the hell?

[Angela]

But usually in media, when we see this, I feel like it's. It's the sister that's like, I kind of like the brother. It's weird that the person who's dating is like, I know I'm not a fit and I know who is. It's just, it's. You don't see this a lot.

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

He wanted them to hang out one on one.

[Shane]

There's a lot at play here.

[Chance]

I mean, nothing, nothing bad has been done here. So it's like, interesting. But one could maybe argue like this feels like self sabotage a little bit.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

One could maybe argue that of like.

[Angela]

It could be that. It also could just be like, like, maybe he just needs to get out of this relationship and not set her. Like, maybe he just needs to just like step away.

[Shane]

Yeah. It's also, it's also like these are.

[Chance]

Two people he cares about. So he, he loves both of these people. He's like, oh, you're both such great people. Oh, you'd be better off together. It's like, well, but if she doesn't want that, I don't know.

[Shane]

There's a part of me that's like.

[Chance]

It'S a little disrespectful in the sense that he's assuming what's best for these people who are both telling him not the same thing.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I'm fascinated by this. Some comments. Your brother shaped you as well. You apparently connect well with people like him and like your girlfriend, so it's no wonder she's very much into you and possibly would be less into your brother than you think. Someone said, whoa, slow down. Your girlfriend probably has zero interest in your brother. People don't necessarily like being with someone like them. My husband is my polar opposite, thank God. And I would be absolutely miserable dating someone like me. I'm too annoying. Someone said she might not want to Date your brother. If you're not into her, break up. If she likes your brother, she'll pursue in her own time. But if my boyfriend came to me suggesting this, I'd run a mile. Yeah, there's. There's. I don't think there's any situation where he's going to make this happen that's not going to just destroy everything.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Like, you either need to say, oh, this. My girlfriend and I aren't right for each other and I'm gonna break up, or you stay with it. There's no. You can't set someone up with your brother. Like the person you've been dating for seven months.

[Shane]

Seven months is a long time.

[Angela]

Yeah, seven months is a long time.

[Chance]

It's way too long to be setting. Like, if you went on a couple dates with someone and then you're like, oh, you know what? Like, I don't know. I don't know. There's no situation of this where I'm like, hey, you know what? This is a logical thing to do.

[Angela]

I feel like my brother should be here instead of me.

[Chance]

There's billions of people in the planet. Like, it's not just about being exactly the same as someone.

[Shane]

Okay, there have been people. Okay, hold on, hold on. Let me. Hold on. There have been people where I would go on dates with them, and on, like, the second or third date, I'd be like, you need to meet my friend, because this happens. Yeah, you need to date my friend, not me. I know exactly, like, you guys would be such a good match. And then I'll, like, now I will figure out a way to make them be at the same party, and then they end up meeting, whatever.

[Chance]

Sure.

[Shane]

But that's not my sibling, and it's not after school.

[Chance]

But there's also a little bit of you recognizing that the connection is maybe not perfect for you as well.

[Angela]

This feels like he just keeps highlighting and encouraging the brother's relationship where it's like, it's not about him. I almost wonder if. And this might be too much, and this might be, to me, being theatrical, but, like, is this relationship with his brother? Does his brother. Does he always think his brother is more deserving? Is that the household he grew up in?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Like, is this just a pattern? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know.

[Chance]

Could be. There's a million possibilities. This just never read anything.

[Shane]

Update me.

[Chance]

There's no update.

[Angela]

What?

[Chance]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Angela]

It's not fair. When some have updates and then some Don't.

[Chance]

We were reading this in July and this was posted in July. This was very recent, so we might get an update eventually, but it's as of now. No.

[Angela]

This is wild.

[Shane]

They're like, happily married, but also, I.

[Angela]

Do believe in a universe. Maybe I've watched too many rom coms.

[Shane]

I agree.

[Angela]

Where someone's like, you're perfect for my brother. I can't stop thinking this.

[Shane]

Yep.

[Angela]

And then that's the Meet cute.

[Shane]

I agree completely. I feel like I've seen it in a million movies too.

[Angela]

Or just like a weird way of meeting someone. This is like assuming a lot on behalf of her.

[Chance]

It's really assuming. It's assuming what's best for people. And that is sometimes I think it's a very disrespectful.

[Angela]

Yeah. Especially if it's. On an existence.

[Chance]

You don't know what's. You can't figure out what's right for you. You can't see that this is perfect for you. They're also 20 and 21.

[Shane]

That's so true.

[Chance]

You might be perfect for each other now in five years, you're going to be completely different.

[Shane]

That is like, don't.

[Chance]

Don't do all this. Like, do not do all this. And if this is really. I think he needs to examine. It's like, are you feeling insecure about your relationship? Because it's also okay to break up for any reason you so desire? But also, yeah, he needs to. I think he's just thinking how great they are. And he did not give us any details about their own.

[Angela]

I worry he's just insecure of how great of a relationship they have or how much they're laughing or something. And he's in his own way, I.

[Chance]

Think he seems hung up that they have similar interests in movies and certain activities and that's the end all be all. And I'm like, I could see myself when I was 20 thinking that's the end all be all in a relationship. But I'm like, not my case at 33.

[Angela]

Yeah, like that comment.

[Chance]

Very different.

[Angela]

Like that commenter who was like my partner, so opposite to me. I do think I have fallen into, like, seeing a person I like or a person I'm dating really connect with somebody else in a way that I can't connect with them on. And I go, well, that must be superior, right? Like, oh, but sometimes that's not what people choose, right? Like, sometimes people like opposites. Sometimes they don't want their parents exact person. So, like, I think that is a very 20 year old way of thinking to be like, we date who you are. Like it isn't.

[Chance]

I think also it's a danger. I don't, I have to assume this a little bit. But like the Internet is constantly telling us how things should be right. Like so many people out there are like, this is how a relationship works. This is how this works. The problem is every relationship is completely fucking unique. And so what might seem wrong to you might. If it's working, it's working. Yeah, that's kind of sometimes your only barometer.

[Angela]

There's not one way to do this.

[Chance]

No, absolutely not. It's if both people are happy. If they're both like, hey, we feel strong about our connection, this is working, then it's working. I don't, there's, I don't know. It'd be so nice if there was very specific boxes, but there's not. But I don't know. I think this is a very fascinating headspace this guy is in. I think things will be different in a couple years.

[Angela]

I think so.

[Chance]

I don't think his relationship is going to last just because I have a hard time believing 20 relationships when people are in their like just 19, 20. Like I'm like, yeah, it's probably gonna be short lived. It's not gonna be forever. Maybe it'll last forever. I don't know. Can, but yeah, I don't know.

[Angela]

I think he needs some space from his brother too.

[Chance]

I think he needs to do some introspection.

[Angela]

Yeah, I think he needs to like eat, pray, love.

[Chance]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angela]

What an old reference. I bet people don't even know anymore.

[Chance]

Who's Julia Roberts? Anyways, it's time for our final story. And this one's a throwback. This is a 10 year old story.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Angela]

Feels like a parable.

[Chance]

Now I know. 2015.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Angela]

That's crazy that that was 10 years ago.

[Chance]

The iron age. This comes from relationships. I, a 21 year old woman, suspect that I might be my boyfriend of two years side. Chicken.

[Shane]

Two years.

[Chance]

Two years.

[Angela]

Two years.

[Chance]

Some details. Tim and I have been together for two years. We are both foreigners living in Europe. Names have been changed. Tim is a very private person in general. And so maybe some of the strangeness stems from that. In order to explain everything, I think I have to start at the very beginning. Tim and I met at an event for native English speakers. After each of us having lived here for a year, we hit it off immediately. Later that week we went to a pub crawl with other people from the event and hooked up. Only A few days later we decided to meet up again. But when trying to decide if it'd be at my place or his, he told me it has to be mine and he'll explain why later. For the record, I do not live in an ideal situation to be having people, much less men over. And he was completely aware of the situation. He came over and told me that he is currently still living with his ex girlfriend of about three months. He had his own room and everything, but because he had prepaid for six months of rent to lend her some money, he was staying there. Okay, so yeah, I know this is weird, but who am I to judge? He says they are definitely broken up and I'm just sleeping with the guy right now, so whatever. A few weeks go by and we decide to start dating exclusively and officially. He says that he's just living with his ex, who we'll name Stephanie temporarily for another three months and then he'll find another place. All right, so it's a weird situation, but I trust him and he'll leave in three months. He complains about having to live with her and says it's uncomfortable. He also told me why they broke up, which was because he caught her cheating on him with her ex at a party. So I'm not worried about them getting back together. I'm not 100% comfortable with the situation, but it's manageable. A few months pass and Tim doesn't move out. He says he's now got his own little apartment in the same house, but that it's so much better for him to stay there because he doesn't have to buy any furniture and the rent is cheap. Remember, we're foreigners, so buying a ton of furniture that you're just going to have to sell when you leave is annoying. He eventually starts saying that he's going to bring me over there to show me that they're living separately and whatnot. Long story short, that never happened. Every time I asked him to ask her about it, he'd say that she'd get upset and blah blah blah. Apparently she was aware that he had a girlfriend but didn't like it and wanted to get back together. After a year he finally moved out. Not into his own place, but into the spare room at his buddy's house. I had been to his buddy's place before, only once though, and that had been the one and only time I've ever met one of his non mutual friends, which is suspicious and strange on its own. I didn't help with the move, not for Lack of trying. So no, I never saw him move his stuff there. Again, this was a temporary solution until he found a place of his own. Through various circumstances, company being bought out, which led to job insecurity, him being extremely picky about finding an apartment. He has still yet to move into a place of his own. It's been about 10 months since he moved into his buddy's place and I've yet to be there. Even though I've asked many times. He always says yes, but then later says that he doesn't want to intrude or be a nuisance, et cetera. So essentially I've never seen where he lives. Those things, along with me never having met his friends or skyped with his family, are the underlying basis for my suspicion. But here's where the real stuff comes.

[Shane]

Oh, this is not even the real stuff.

[Chance]

It's time for the real stuff.

[Shane]

Yeah, you need to rapidly here.

[Chance]

Last night when I couldn't sleep, I went Facebook stalking. I searched for tagged photos of Tim because I know he's weird about his.

[Angela]

Facebook let's fucking go.

[Chance]

And doesn't let tagged pictures and posts show up on his wall. While going through the pictures, I found three pictures of him while he was visiting home over the summer. In each of the three pictures, there is a girl who is untagged and sitting next to Tim. In two of the three pictures, his arm is around her. No, but the pictures are more posed and everyone's arms are around each other. Two of the pictures are with friends, so I figured she's a friend from home, no big deal. In one picture though, they are with his sister and her husband and daughter. So a much more intimate picture. I do not know what Stephanie looks like and she doesn't have Facebook. I can't find a picture of her through Googling, but I think this girl might be her. I don't know exactly 2015. I don't know exactly why I think that, but I do. I did some more Google research and found Stephanie's grandmother's obituary. She died in January, so after Tim would have moved out of the house and definitely after they should have been broken up. And yet on the obituary, his name is listed next to Stephanie's. As members of the family I do know that he was close to.

[Angela]

They do that in obituaries.

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Sorry.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's like so and so survived by.

[Angela]

Yeah, but her boyfriend.

[Chance]

Her boyfriend's listed, which means he's probably married to her and that he's literally in the family. I don't think a Boyfriend would be listed.

[Shane]

No, wait.

[Angela]

A fare caught via obituary is wild. Sorry. Keep reading.

[Chance]

That's why the grandma died. She's like, I know how. I know how to blow this up.

[Angela]

Make sure he's in the.

[Chance]

I'm gonna do this.

[Shane]

Oh, she could just. Mine was a.

[Chance]

No, she just could do that.

[Angela]

Keep it on the record.

[Chance]

I do know that he was close to the grandmother and that she left him stuff in her will, but still, I'm suspicious. You're in the will? My ex girlfriend's grandmother left me in the will.

[Angela]

It's like ex girlfriend has somebody else.

[Chance]

If what I suspect is true, that means that he was able to hide this from me and her for two years, which is honestly just impressive.

[Angela]

Wow.

[Chance]

It doesn't seem like he did a good job. I don't think it was that impressive.

[Angela]

But he removed the tag.

[Chance]

He removed the tags.

[Angela]

And in 2015, that was pretty hard work.

[Chance]

Right now, though, I'm stuck. I don't want to bring up my relatively weak evidence with him until I can be sure, because he'll just have an excuse and I'll just accept it because I want to trust him and be with him. I don't know how to get any more prompt proof that the girl in the pictures is Stephanie or how to know for sure one way or the other. So that's where I'd like advice. I'm not going to break up with him without knowing 100%, because I honestly do love him, but I don't know how I can know 100%. Any advice or help is appreciated. Although, please be constructive.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Chance]

Oh, look, she's young. She's young. And I also know, like, we do this to ourselves, where we convince ourselves of things.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

But I. She did the. In a way, she did the right thing of, like, writing this out in an anonymous way. So she's writing it out, which is probably good to just, like, step one and then to like, get other people's perspectives on just like, hey, these things in a vacuum. Would you be suspicious? All these comments.

[Shane]

I already know we've seen where he lives.

[Chance]

I don't know how people can go, yeah, that long. I understand you might not have a great situation to be like, oh, you can't stay over. It's like, but can I still see your space? Like, can I still see it?

[Angela]

Yeah. I go back to holidays, too, with these things. Like, I wonder where he was at. You know, Like. Like when people, you know.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

All of it combined is a lot where it's like two Years. And I've not even Skyped with your family. Like, I've not talked to any of your family. Two years. And I've not met any of your, like, friends besides, like, just our mutual friends. Two years. And it's like all these things. Yeah.

[Angela]

It's like, yeah, I understand where she's coming from. Where she's like, I'm scared if I just talk to him about it, he's gonna walk. He's gonna, like, somehow find a way around it. But, like, I hope to God she just talks to him.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Does she. Or does she do something else and find another relationship?

[Shane]

What do they do all the time?

[Chance]

I don't know. They hang at her place. No, look, not everybody goes to Coldplay concerts.

[Angela]

Sick.

[Chance]

That joke is months old by this point.

[Angela]

It's gonna be really old by then.

[Chance]

This one's pretty obvious, though. I mean, but I know very well what it's like to see various obvious. To see obvious writing on the wall and be like, oh, I don't know what they meant by that. It's probably fine. Well, we have comments.

[Angela]

No.

[Chance]

Here, let me help you out. It's really weird that in two years, I have never seen where you live. It's getting to the point where I feel like you have something to hide. I need to see your house today. This is important to me. If you can't do that, I don't think I'm comfortable continuing this relationship. And then if he doesn't take you to his house, you show up at Stephanie's front door and say, hey, this is really weird, but please hear me out for a minute.

[Angela]

Yep.

[Chance]

How do you. How do you and Tim know each other? And if she says anything other than, we broke up, like, we're dating, why? Or, he's my husband, you tell her everything someone said. It's actually easier to tell if a very private person truly cares about you because they bring you closer into their life than they do others. This guy hasn't brought you into his life at all. Someone said, even if he wasn't with another woman, which he probably is, I would not be happy knowing that for two years he has not allowed you to see where he lives or meet his friends or family. That's not normal. That's what you do when you don't want anyone to know about your relationship. That either means he's cheating with you or he's embarrassed by you. Neither of those is acceptable.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I think none of this behavior should be tolerated. Even if he's not cheating. Yeah, it's like, this is not going anywhere, though. Update. Yes.

[Shane]

Shane, you looked so sad. I was so. I really needed to know.

[Angela]

It's like the worst when you're like, so excited for an update. And he goes, Comments?

[Chance]

Yeah, comments. Do you have predictions?

[Shane]

He's married.

[Chance]

He's gotta be married.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Angela]

God.

[Shane]

Oof.

[Chance]

As many people suggested I do, I started with a conversation with Tim where I made very, very clear how much the whole situation bothered me and why it was an issue for me. I tried to show him things from my perspective and tried to make him understand why I was so upset. He said he understood and apologized profusely. He cried and I cried. He said it was never his intention to hurt me and that he hadn't realized this had been such a large issue for me and that he had been selfish about it. He said it was all going to change and that I would meet his friends and see where he's staying and get to Skype with his family, et cetera, et cetera.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Chance]

He said I was the most important part of his life here and that he can't imagine his life without me in it. He said he wants to find an apartment for us to live together and that when I'm done with school, he wants to go back home together for good. He also told me that the girl in the pictures was an old family friend and that he was in the obituary because he still is close with the family and they still wish I was part of the family. I decided to wait and see if he actually held up his end of things this time. And so we made up and all was well. What I didn't mention is that during my snooping phase before this conversation, I found the phone number to the landline where Stephanie lives and decided to give it a call asking for Tim.

[Angela]

Landline 2015.

[Chance]

Stephanie's dad answered, and when I asked for Tim, he told me to call his cell phone because this was the landline. So not exactly helpful. Before you guys freak out about the dad thing, the house is like a duplex where the parents have their own half and Stephanie has her own half. This is not uncommon in small villages here. A couple days after Tim and I talked, he texted me asking if I had called Stephanie's house asking for him. I decided not to lie and admitted it. He said that she texted him saying that some girl with an accent had called the house asking for him, and he immediately thought that it must have been me. I explained that I did it because I felt desperate for answers and just wanted to know what was going on. I also told him that it was inconclusive. He got very upset and said I had betrayed his trust and that I was acting like an insane person. He isn't exactly wrong about that part. But I explained that I felt forced to take such actions because I felt like I was never going to get any answers any other way. I apologize for the invasion of privacy and for bothering Stephanie and her family. After a few days, he calmed down and forgave me, saying, however, that this may push back meeting his friends because he told them what happened and they were pissed that I would treat him that way.

[Shane]

No. No.

[Chance]

I waited a few weeks to see if anything would change, and unsurprisingly, it did not. So this past weekend, he got very drunk one night and I was able to open his phone with his fingerprint while he was sleeping.

[Shane]

No, the home button. The home button.

[Angela]

Let's go. Let's open it.

[Shane]

Yeah. Check his phone. Check his phone. Check his phone. Okay.

[Chance]

I found texts from Stephanie from the day before talking about what they should make for dinner that night. He told me he was out of town for work that night. I found lots of Hearts and I love yous and even him using the same pet names for her as he does for me.

[Shane]

No, not the pet names, Shane.

[Angela]

Disgusting. It's disgusting. Everyone needs to take a cold shower. I hate it.

[Chance]

He told her he was going out of town this weekend for work and how much he'd missed her. I looked through the past few weeks of messages between them and saw that he had sent her quite a few of the same pictures that he had sent me. He had invited her to have a glass of wine with his buddy and her girlfriend. He picked her up from work multiple times, and there were lots of conversations about who was making dinner that night and what they should eat. I went back and looked for dates where I knew he had slept over with me, and he had always told her he was crashing at a friend's place or out of town for work or something along those lines. I also found a group text message titled family that included Tim, his sister, his mom, and Stephanie. I looked at pictures of Stephanie that she had sent him and was able to very obviously see that it was her in the pictures that I found on Facebook. So you guys were right. For the last two years, he's been living with her and seeing me on the side.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Chance]

All the while telling me how much he loves and admires me and how we're going to have a future together. I have been duped and taken advantage of and I feel like a complete idiot because of it. I haven't talked to him yet, but when he comes over later in the week, I plan to tell him that I know everything. I also plan to tell him that he is a complete asshole. In my ideal conversation, he'd explain to me why he did this and what the fuck he was thinking during all this, but I am pretty sure those are just things that I'll never know or understand. Obviously, I will break up with him. I also plan on contacting Stephanie with a letter telling my side of the story. I will give her dates that I know he spent the night with me so that she can cross check them with dates that he did not come home. I also plan to include a USB stick with pictures of Tim and me from the last two years and screenshots of some of our conversations from the last couple months.

[Angela]

USB stick? 2015.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I can't make her believe me, but I want to at least do my best for her. I feel like I owe it to her as a fellow human being to let her know what kind of man she's been with for the last four years. I am open to absolutely any advice on my plan and on how to move forward from this. I won't lie. I feel so lost and so helpless right now. By breaking up with Tim, I'm losing a huge part of my life in this country. And I'm definitely going to be feeling this hole for a while. So any help is appreciated. Thank you guys so much for listening and sorry. This is long as fuck. I got carried away.

[Shane]

No, you didn't, girl. We want more.

[Angela]

No, he got carried away, girl.

[Chance]

Yeah, for two years.

[Angela]

Obituary.

[Shane]

When you get the flip side because.

[Chance]

You'Re like, oh, he's being so disrespectful to you. And then you get the flip side of like, oh, and you're also being so disrespectful to someone else.

[Shane]

Yes, that's so you.

[Chance]

You, like, get. You, like, oh, I now know you're so bad. And then you get the like, oh, and you're even worse.

[Shane]

You're even worse than that. You're double bad. You're double bad.

[Chance]

Update?

[Shane]

No, number two, I need to know what happens.

[Chance]

So I took your advice and did not try to have a conversation with Tim. I think that's good. I think I was like, you need to contact first.

[Shane]

Wait, why is that? Oh, Stephanie, don't trust him.

[Chance]

Stephanie first. Cause there's no mending this right? And I don't Think you owe him respect.

[Shane]

And you need to get on the same page with Stephanie first.

[Angela]

Stephanie first?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Angela]

It'S Stephanie first, pack your bag. Second gun later.

[Chance]

How to get away with murder later. Cause you can't trust him at all, right?

[Shane]

No.

[Chance]

So if you tell him first, you don't know what he's gonna do.

[Shane]

And if you don't, you can tuck.

[Angela]

Your bags in the night.

[Chance]

It becomes a race.

[Shane]

Well versed in manipulation.

[Chance]

Yes. He's low key.

[Angela]

He's untagging every photo.

[Chance]

I realize that since he was so successfully able to manipulate me for two years, having one last conversation with him was bound to end up with me doubting my findings and perhaps my sanity.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I wrote Stephanie a three page letter detailing the relationship that Tim and I have had over the past two years, making clear that it was serious and not just a fling. I mentioned dates and events that most people would not have known about. And I included the intricate lies and backstory that he had told me. I included a list of dates from the last two months that he spent the night with me and encouraged her to cross check them with nights that he wasn't at home. I printed out a few photos of us as a quick visible proof. And I included the rest of the photos on a USB stick in the letter. The stick also contains screenshots of any particularly incriminating conversations that we've had over the last few months. I scanned postcards that he had sent me from various vacations and included those as well. For safe measure, I also included a copy of the letter in case the hard copy went somehow mysteriously missing. I gave her my email address and phone number and asked her to contact me if she wanted to. On Wednesday night, I had someone drive me to where she lives. If Tim was there, I would just have confirmations that he actually lives there and we'd leave. If he wasn't there, I'd ring the doorbell and hand her the letter personally.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance]

We drove the 45km and Tim was sitting there in the living room on his laptop. It was obvious he lived there. She was nowhere to be seen. His and her names were on the mailbox. I called to see if he'd pick up and he ignored the call on the mailbox.

[Shane]

Why didn't you go before if you were so suspicious not to put the blame on the victim, but you just.

[Chance]

Go look, she trusted him.

[Shane]

That's false.

[Chance]

She trusted him. On Thursday morning, I mailed the letter. I ensured that it was registered post. In order to receive the letter, she'd have to show her ID and sign for it. On Friday, the letter arrived. She was not home, so she received a notification to go pick the letter up at the post office. On Saturday morning, she picked it up and I got an email of the receipt with her signature on it. Throughout all of this, I conversed normally with Tim and made excuses as to why he couldn't come over during the week so as to not tip him off to anything. He stopped talking to me about 20 minutes after she picked up the letter Saturday morning, and I have not heard from him since. He has, however, defriended me and my family on Facebook. I have not heard from Stephanie either. So now it's really over. I hope with all my heart that he was not able to lie and manipulate his way out of the situation with her, but I will probably never know. I do not expect to hear from him again. I feel very lonely, taken advantage of and beaten down. I'm going to do my best to try to come out of this situation without trust issues and without being cynical and jaded. I am seeking therapy to make sure I don't slip into depression. For now, I need to find ways to distract myself and fill up any free time. Hopefully she's doing well now. It's been 10 years, so she's hopefully in a completely different place in life and way better.

[Shane]

Ugh. I'm upset that Stephanie didn't even reach out. I know, I know it's a lot, but, like, give the girl. Give the poor girl some closure.

[Chance]

I know, but OP did everything she could.

[Angela]

The signing of the letter was brilliant. Like, to make sure that was sick as hell.

[Chance]

That's a good way to do it. It's a good way to do it. And I guess you can do it in a way that you don't give too much of your information, like socials or whatever, but she's gonna find that she can. I mean, she did everything she could.

[Shane]

Yeah. 20 minutes after the letter signing is when he stops. I'm picturing they were texting all day, and then 20 minutes he just stops responding.

[Chance]

Just defriended her.

[Angela]

I have to defend her on Facebook.

[Chance]

That has to be really heartbreaking because she knows he's cheating on her. He knows that he's married, but to just be like, oh, and he just is in a blip.

[Angela]

He can't even own up to it.

[Chance]

He's gone. But it's like, oh, this was never anything for him.

[Angela]

That's the hardest part.

[Chance]

You know what I mean? Like, to be fully just ghosted, gone. It's like, oh, he didn't care about you. I feel really, really bad for her. But there is also the aspect of like, hey, you're really young. People go through these types of situations. You're not the only person to be tricked like this, to be manipulated like this. That is a very common experience, actually. And to learn so much from it at 21, like, it's. I don't. I would have a hard time believing someone's gonna be able to pull something like this on her again.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

You know, hopefully she's grown from it.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

You know, hopefully she's now a very strong, powerful, awesome 30 year old.

[Angela]

Hell yeah.

[Chance]

But anyways, thank you both for being here.

[Shane]

There's not another update.

[Chance]

Not another update.

[Angela]

Healing is the update.

[Chance]

Healing is the update. But thank you both for hanging with me.

[Angela]

Thanks for having us.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance]

And thank you all for watching. Let us know what other themes and subreddits you want us to cover on this show and we will see you next Saturday.

[Shane]

Goodbye. Okay, do it now. No.

[Angela]

Honestly, take your pancakes out and check his phone.

[Chance]

Check his phone. I can't condone that.

[Carvana Representative]

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[Shane]

Whoa.

[Carvana Customer]

When did I get here?

[Carvana Representative]

What do you mean?

[Carvana Customer]

I swear it was just moments ago that I accepted a great offer from Carvana online. I must have time traveled to the future.

[Carvana Representative]

It was just moments ago. We do same day pickup. Here's your check for that great offer.

[Chance]

It is the future, it's the present.

[Carvana Representative]

And just the convenience of Carvana. Sorry to blow your mind.

[Carvana Customer]

It's all good. Happens all the time.

[Chance]

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[Carvana Representative]

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