Podcast Summary: Smosh Reads Reddit Stories Episode: Roommates From HELL | Reading Reddit Stories
Hosts: Shane, Angela, Arasha
Release Date: July 12, 2025

Introduction

In this episode of Smosh Reads Reddit Stories, hosted by Shane alongside guests Angela and Arasha, the trio delves into some of the most dramatic and unsettling roommate stories submitted by Reddit users. The theme centers around the trials and tribulations of living with difficult or toxic roommates, exploring personal anecdotes that range from hilarious pranks to downright horrifying experiences.

Story 1: The Cheese Lockbox

Time Stamps: [04:07] – [13:06]

The episode kicks off with a story titled, "Am I overreacting? I installed a lockbox for my cheese, and now my roommate says I'm creating division in the house."

Summary: A Reddit user describes living with a "fridge pirate" roommate who habitually steals food. The situation escalates when the OP hides cherished cheeses brought by his mother in a lockbox within the refrigerator. Labeling unauthorized entry as an "act of war," tensions rise as roommates accuse him of being hostile and creating divisions.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "Unauthorized entry will be considered an act of war." ([07:00])
• Angela: "Fuck fridges, man." ([04:30])
• Arasha: "Fridges are bitches." ([04:37])

Discussion & Insights: Shane and the guests discuss the complexities of shared spaces, emphasizing the importance of boundaries and communication. They humorously liken the situation to a diplomatic war and explore whether the OP's actions were justified or an overreaction. The conversation highlights the fine line between protecting personal belongings and fostering a harmonious living environment.

Story 2: Roommate Obsessed with OP’s Boyfriend

Time Stamps: [17:06] – [32:53]

The second story, "Relationship Advice: Roommate Calls My Boyfriend Our Boyfriend," delves into a tumultuous living situation where a roommate, Cass, becomes overly interested and intrusive regarding the OP's boyfriend, Will.

Summary: A 19-year-old woman shares her ongoing struggle with her roommate Cass, who, after her own breakup, becomes fixated on OP’s boyfriend. Cass frequently makes inappropriate comments about Will, striving to insert herself into their relationship. Despite attempts to set boundaries, Cass's behavior intensifies, culminating in a dramatic confrontation where she invades the OP's personal space in an attempt to win Will's attention.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "Am I the asshole? Or is this what happens when you push a peaceful person to the brink over dairy?" ([05:00])
• Arasha: "She's trying to make sure you hit it deep." ([21:00])
• Shane: "I could see that being devilish." ([12:44])

Discussion & Insights: Angela and Arasha provide thoughtful advice on setting firm boundaries and the importance of communication in shared living spaces. They discuss the emotional toll such dynamics can take on all parties involved and the necessity of involving other roommates or seeking external help when boundaries are repeatedly crossed. The resolution sees Cass moving out with her parents, bringing a sense of closure but also lingering concerns about roommate compatibility.

Story 3: Unknowingly Paying Rent to Husband and Mother

Time Stamps: [33:11] – [37:55]

The third narrative, "Am I the asshole for finding out I've been unknowingly paying rent to my husband and his mom for two years?", explores financial deceit within a marital relationship.

Summary: A 31-year-old woman discovers that her two-year-old marriage involved unknowingly paying rent on an apartment owned by her husband Brian and his mother. Believing she was contributing equally to rent, she feels betrayed upon overhearing a conversation where his mother mentions the rent. Confronting Brian leads to his dismissive attitude, prompting the OP to refuse further payments until a fair arrangement is discussed.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "I feel completely blindsided. It's not just the money, it's the secrecy." ([33:16])
• Shane: "This is like premeditated. You didn't marry a husband, you married a landlord with benefits." ([35:37])
• Angela: "Why are you married then? Like, why would you marry somebody who you want to exploit like that." ([35:43])

Discussion & Insights: The hosts and guests dissect the severity of financial transparency in relationships. They label Brian's actions as deceptive and discuss the need for open communication regarding financial matters in a marriage. The consensus is that the OP was justified in feeling betrayed and that such financial deceit is unacceptable in a committed relationship.

Story 4: Roommate's Potential Poisoning with Smoothies

Time Stamps: [47:07] – [59:57]

One of the most intense stories is titled, "Am I the asshole for telling my best friend she can't do her adult content at my house?" However, a more alarming subplot involves suspected poisoning through smoothies.

Summary: A Reddit user recounts hosting a best friend who makes adult content in her home. When discomfort arises, the friend reacts aggressively, leading to concerns about possible poisoning via smoothies. Initially suspecting foul play, the OP seeks medical advice which eventually leads to a surprising twist.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "My hair has started to fall out and my whole hormones have been all over the place." ([48:16])
• Shane: "I don't want to seem rude and stop accepting the smoothies." ([49:39])
• Angela: "Take the smoothie, you go outside, you dump it out." ([49:42])

Discussion & Insights: The conversation explores the importance of trusting one's instincts in roommate situations. The dramatic turn of events underscores the potential dangers of living with someone who disregards personal boundaries. The twist reveals that the symptoms were due to an allergy to added creatine, not poisoning, yet the discovery of leukemia serves as a poignant moment, highlighting the unforeseen consequences of seeking medical help.

Final Update: The OP ultimately discovers that the roommate’s additions were meant to make her bulk up, not poison her. However, a blood test reveals leukemia, leading to a heartfelt share about moving home for treatment.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "It turns out my roommate was adding some sort of creatine or protein powder into the smoothies because she wanted me to bulk up so I was no longer seen as desirable to her boyfriend." ([58:55])
• Angela: "This is terrifying." ([59:57])

Story 5: Best Friend's Adult Content at OP’s House

Time Stamps: [39:54] – [46:55]

Summary: The story involves a best friend who moves in with the OP temporarily but insists on creating adult content within her home, causing discomfort and conflict. The OP refuses, citing the need to maintain a comfortable environment, especially with her daughter present.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "I'm not gonna lie, I don't feel comfortable with you making those videos in my house." ([40:30])
• Angela: "Because a kid is involved, that kinda makes it a little more defined." ([42:06])

Discussion & Insights: Shane, Angela, and Arasha discuss the balance between helping a friend in need and maintaining personal boundaries. They emphasize the importance of prioritizing one's family and personal comfort over accommodating others' professional activities, especially when it involves sensitive content.

Resolution: The friend eventually agrees to move out and book a hotel room, acknowledging the OP's stance and respecting her boundaries.

Story 6: The Infinite Garlic Powder Prank

Time Stamps: [60:49] – [68:12]

Summary: A lighthearted narrative titled, "My roommate is convinced that he has infinite garlic powder," recounts a humorous prank where the OP secretly refills her roommate’s garlic powder container, leading him to believe it's never-ending.

Notable Quotes:

• OP: "I decided that I have to tell him the truth and break the news to him about his magical bottle of garlic powder." ([61:03])
• Angela: "It's so wholesome." ([63:00])

Discussion & Insights: The hosts revel in the creativity and harmlessness of the prank, appreciating the OP's inventive approach to dealing with a roommate's obsessive garlic powder usage. They discuss the joy of playing pranks that are generous and fun, enhancing roommate relationships without causing harm.

Resolution: As the living situation comes to an end, the OP plans to reveal the prank, ensuring that the legend of the infinite garlic powder remains a cherished memory between roommates.

Conclusion

This episode of Smosh Reads Reddit Stories offers a fascinating glimpse into the diverse challenges of roommate relationships. From humorous pranks to serious conflicts involving personal boundaries and financial deception, the stories highlight the importance of communication, trust, and setting clear boundaries in shared living environments. Shane, Angela, and Arasha provide insightful commentary, blending humor with empathy, making this episode both entertaining and relatable for listeners navigating their own roommate dynamics.

Notable Moment:

• Climactic Turn in Story 4: The revelation of leukemia adds an unexpected and emotional depth to an initially suspicious scenario, showcasing the unpredictable nature of personal struggles.

Listener Takeaway:
Effective communication and clear boundaries are essential in roommate relationships to prevent misunderstandings and conflicts. Additionally, seemingly trivial issues can escalate, underscoring the need for empathy and proactive problem-solving.

Tune In Next Week:
Join Shane, Angela, and Arasha next Saturday as they explore more themed Reddit stories, bringing laughter, insights, and heartfelt discussions to your weekend.