Podcast Summary: Smosh Reads Reddit Stories - "They MESSED Up | Reading Reddit Stories"
Release Date: June 21, 2025
Host/Author: Smosh (Shayne Topp and guests Ian and Damien)
Introduction
In the June 21, 2025 episode of "Smosh Reads Reddit Stories," host Shayne Topp, alongside guests Ian and Damien, dives into the hilariously cringe-worthy world of Reddit’s “Today I Fucked Up” subreddit. This episode, aptly titled "They MESSED Up | Reading Reddit Stories," showcases a series of personal anecdotes where individuals recount their most significant blunders. The trio brings their signature humor and insightful commentary to each story, making listeners both laugh and cringe in equal measure.
Story 1: The "Tits McGee" Email Fiasco [00:59 - 10:16]
The first story revolves around Tfue, a Reddit user who changed his wife's contact name to "Tits McGee" on his phone. This innocent prank inadvertently affected all his emails for 14 years.
Ian [02:55]: "This guy's good. Okay, most of us have a name for our spouse or significant other. Playing with Siri..."
The mishap became apparent only when Tfue received a professional email from Chuck E. Cheese Event Planning addressing his wife as "Tits McGee," leading to widespread embarrassment.
Shayne [06:02]: "He looks like he's 21. Jump streeting. He's like 100 years old. I also look, yes, you fucked up."
The hosts and guests humorously discuss the potential backstory of the name change, speculating on its origins and the unintended consequences.
Story 2: YouTube "Tortitoolios" Interview Slip-Up [10:26 - 18:00]
Next, a 29-year-old woman shares her disastrous job interview experience. While attempting to name her Mount Rushmore selections, she mistakenly repeated "YouTube tortitoolios," causing confusion and ultimately losing the job opportunity.
Ian [16:27]: "I'm gonna hot take. I don't think that was Paul Hollywood's fault."
The conversation explores the importance of handling mistakes gracefully, especially in high-pressure situations like interviews.
Shayne [17:10]: "You just gotta know what you're doing and if that one has, like, meaning to you. I think you have to know what you're doing and if that one has, like, meaning to you."
Story 3: Tattooing Mom in a Bikini [26:00 - 32:28]
A heartfelt yet humorous tale follows a man who, after his father's passing, decides to honor his dad by getting a tattoo. Unbeknownst to him, the tattoo artist inadvertently reproduces his mother's image in a bikini, leading to family embarrassment.
Ian [26:00]: "I really don't Want to show the world my mom in a bikini?"
The trio discusses the complexities of honoring loved ones through tattoos and the unforeseen reactions that can ensue.
Shayne [28:07]: "There are two kinds of tattoo getters in this world..."
Story 4: Radioactive Flea Market Find [33:00 - 40:10]
This shocking story details an individual’s purchase of a mysterious item from a Berlin flea market, which turned out to be radioactive thorium. The incident triggered an extensive emergency response, including fire engines, ambulances, and bomb disposal units.
Ian [34:10]: "This thing is mysterious in nature, and..."
Shayne [36:57]: "Yeah. Some dude an apartment over is like ruining your life without you even realizing it."
Guests and hosts delve into the dangers of unknowingly acquiring hazardous materials and the importance of caution when purchasing unusual items.
Story 5: The Toilet Paper Trouble [40:05 - 52:36]
A 24-year-old man recounts his lifelong habit of not flushing toilet paper due to his upbringing, leading to an awkward revelation at his girlfriend’s family gathering. His misunderstanding about proper bathroom etiquette caused widespread confusion and embarrassment.
Ian [41:29]: "I don't know. I have to grab a trash can with a lid for the bathroom so that it doesn't smell in there..."
The discussion highlights cultural differences in bathroom practices and the potential social pitfalls of such misunderstandings.
Shayne [48:14]: "Some dude just..."
Story 6: "Yummy" Triceps Compliment Gone Wrong [52:47 - 59:30]
In a humorous yet cringe-inducing narrative, a man describes complimenting a stranger’s triceps as "yummy" during a gym conversation. The unusual phrasing left the stranger visibly uncomfortable, leading to an awkward end to the interaction.
Shayne [57:59]: "You didn't do anything with it. What? You were like, yummy. It's like, oh, okay, thank you very much."
The hosts debate the boundaries of compliments and the fine line between friendly gestures and awkward encounters.
Story 7: Falling Asleep in the Bathtub [59:46 - 63:50]
The final and most intense story involves a woman who falls asleep while soaking in a bathtub due to illness. Her family’s panic upon finding her in distress highlights the severe consequences of such accidents.
Ian [62:08]: "I fell asleep in the bathtub and caused unrepairable trauma to my husband and brother-in-law."
The trio discusses safety measures and the importance of awareness when taking baths, especially when feeling unwell.
Shayne [63:00]: "Yeah, that's actually..."
Conclusion and Reflections [63:56 - 73:00]
In wrapping up the episode, Shayne, Ian, and Damien reflect on the shared experiences of making significant mistakes and the humorous takeaways that can be drawn from them. They emphasize the value of learning from errors and the universal nature of human blunders.
Ian [72:26]: "Thank you for watching. And let us know what are the themes and subreddits you'd like to see on this show."
The hosts encourage listeners to share their own stories, fostering a community of shared laughter and mutual understanding.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
- Ian [02:55]: "This guy's good. Okay, most of us have a name for our spouse or significant other..."
- Shayne [06:02]: "He looks like he's 21. Jump streeting. He's like 100 years old. I also look, yes, you fucked up."
- Shayne [28:07]: "There are two kinds of tattoo getters in this world..."
- Shayne [36:57]: "Yeah. Some dude an apartment over is like ruining your life without you even realizing it."
- Shayne [57:59]: "You didn't do anything with it. What? You were like, yummy. It's like, oh, okay, thank you very much."
Final Thoughts
"They MESSED Up | Reading Reddit Stories" offers a blend of humor, empathy, and relatable content as hosts and guests navigate through tales of human error. Whether it's accidental name changes, embarrassing interviews, or unforeseen tattoo mishaps, the episode serves as a reminder that everyone has their moments of folly—sometimes leading to laugh-out-loud situations and, occasionally, life-altering outcomes.
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