Podcast Title: Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Host/Author: Smosh
Episode: This One is For the Boys | Reading Reddit Stories
Release Date: July 5, 2025
Introduction & Birthday Celebration [00:00 – 03:38]
The episode kicks off with Shayne "Shane" Topp welcoming listeners to a special birthday edition of Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. The celebration centers around their friend Spencer Agnew, who humorously shares that it's also his birthday (00:12 – 00:15). Amanda joins the hosts to wish Spencer a happy birthday, setting a festive and light-hearted tone for the episode.
Shane reveals that they've curated Reddit stories themed around Spencer's interests as a unique birthday gift (00:29 – 00:36). The trio banters about what qualifies as "Spencer Agnew themed" stories, hinting at Spencer's quirky personality and past experiences (00:36 – 03:38).
First Story: Birthday Gift Gone Awry [03:50 – 11:50]
The first Reddit post comes from the "Am I the Asshole?" subreddit:
Title: Am I the asshole for not being thrilled about my girlfriend's birthday gift to me? (In lingerie)
Timestamp: 03:50 – 11:50
Story Summary: A 20-year-old man shares his dissatisfaction with his girlfriend's birthday gift, which turns out to be lingerie. He feels it was a lazy and self-focused present, leading him to question whether he might be the asshole for his negative reaction.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Amanda immediately connects with the story, exclaiming, "This is so you. This is so you, man." (04:00)
- Spencer jokes about potentially reading personal details, saying, "I don't know how much I want to dox myself... read the story." (04:07)
- Shane empathizes with the OP's financial strain, noting the expensive dinner out his girlfriend provided (05:01 – 05:19).
- Spencer provides insightful commentary on gift appreciation: "I've never been one for like lingerie... as long as, like, you're cozy." (05:30 – 06:07)
- Amanda humorously sums up Reddit's typical advice, sarcastically praising Jim for saying, "communication is key" (09:28 – 09:46).
Conclusion: The hosts debate the appropriateness of the OP's reaction, with Spencer suggesting alternative perspectives and Amanda mocking the often repetitive Reddit advice.
Second Story: Knockoff Lego Set from Breaking Bad [11:54 – 16:58]
Title: Today I fucked up by buying a knockoff Lego set that my kids should not play with.
Timestamp: 11:54 – 16:58
Story Summary: A Redditor shares his mishap of purchasing a knockoff Lego motorhome, only to discover it's modeled after the infamous RV from Breaking Bad, used by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to cook meth. The revelation horrifies him as he contemplates the implications of accidentally gifting his kids a meth lab set.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Shane expresses his excitement and curiosity about the story, calling it "Spencer" (14:00 – 15:05).
- Spencer passionately declares Breaking Bad as his favorite show, engaging in a detailed discussion about its characters and impact (15:07 – 16:32).
- Amanda joins in, admitting she hasn't watched the series but shows interest after Shane's enthusiasm (15:57 – 16:38).
- Spencer nostalgically recalls the show's finale at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, enhancing the discussion's depth (16:38 – 17:19).
Conclusion: The group humorously debates the absurdity of mixing children's toys with dark TV show elements, all while celebrating Breaking Bad's legacy.
Third Story: Restricting Movie Watching [20:00 – 24:59]
Title: My boyfriend, a 40-year-old man, wants me 30-year-old woman to only watch movies with him.
Timestamp: 20:00 – 24:59
Story Summary: A young woman describes her boyfriend's controlling behavior, where he insists she watches all movies exclusively with him, leading to feelings of suffocation and resentment.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Shane empathizes with the OP, likening the situation to unhealthy relationship dynamics (20:10 – 22:16).
- Amanda shares her own experiences with movie groups, highlighting the importance of personal space and friendships (22:23 – 23:46).
- Spencer suspects infidelity, adding a humorous twist: "He's probably cheating on her." (24:37 – 25:05).
- Shane offers Reddit-style advice, suggesting boundary setting and honest communication (25:11 – 27:25).
Conclusion: The hosts discuss the fine line between shared interests and controlling behavior, emphasizing the necessity of communication in relationships.
Fourth Story: Requesting a Blowjob from a Sex Worker [30:03 – 39:18]
Title: Am I the asshole for wanting to divorce my husband because he asked if he could get a blowjob from a sex worker?
Timestamp: 30:03 – 39:18
Story Summary: A woman questions whether she's overreacting by considering divorce after her husband requested to hire a sex worker to perform oral sex, citing dissatisfaction with her skills.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Amanda proposes a mature approach: "Why don't you guys work on it together?" (30:04 – 31:05).
- Shane criticizes the husband's toxicity, labeling his behavior as unacceptable (31:33 – 32:38).
- Spencer humorously inserts himself into the narrative, reinforcing his role as a humorous commentator (37:05 – 39:18).
- Amanda emphasizes the importance of open communication over insensitive remarks (31:29 – 32:38).
Conclusion: The discussion highlights the severity of the husband's request, with the hosts unequivocally condemning such behavior while offering supportive advice to the OP.
Fifth Story: Roommate's Girlfriend and Religious Beliefs [39:38 – 49:19]
Title: My roommate doesn't want to live with me again after I watched Jurassic park movies while his girlfriend was at our apartment.
Timestamp: 39:38 – 49:19
Story Summary: A 22-year-old college student faces fallout with his roommate after playing The Land Before Time and Jurassic Park movies, which conflict with the roommate's girlfriend's religious beliefs against dinosaurs.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Spencer humorously comments on the absurdity of the girlfriend's religious stance, saying, "That's a dumb test." (41:03 – 41:05).
- Shane expresses disbelief and emphasizes personal boundaries: "It's not your apartment." (43:00 – 43:20).
- Amanda mocks the incongruity of declaring religious beliefs and demands for respect: "Don't watch it. It's not your house." (43:22 – 43:54).
- Spencer shares a personal anecdote about his upbringing, adding depth and relatability (44:49 – 45:55).
- Shane and Amanda debate the rationality of the roommate's actions, with Spencer concluding it's a classic "Spencer" situation (49:19 – 50:20).
Conclusion: The hosts dissect the clash between personal preferences and deeply held beliefs, blending humor with critical analysis of respect and boundaries in shared living spaces.
Sixth Story: Uninviting Sister from Wedding [50:31 – 60:58]
Title: Am I the asshole for not inviting my sister to my wedding because she always jokes about sleeping with my fiance?
Timestamp: 50:31 – 60:58
Story Summary: The OP contemplates not inviting her sister to her wedding due to the sister's relentless and uncomfortable jokes about the bride's fiancé.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Spencer immediately identifies the story as his own, adding personal flair: "This is so Spencer coded." (50:32).
- Shane critiques the sister's behavior as disrespectful and manipulative, advocating for strong boundaries: "You're uninvited to my shit." (56:24 – 57:02).
- Amanda reflects on familial dynamics and the difficulty of addressing such behavior without causing rifts: "You have to find your Internet. You have to undo it." (57:50 – 58:42).
- Spencer shares his humorous take on the situation, blending sarcasm with insightful commentary on family behavior (58:39 – 60:58).
Conclusion: The episode delves into the complexities of family relationships and the importance of setting boundaries, all while maintaining a humorous and relatable tone through Spencer's antics.
Seventh Story: Wife Calling Another Man "Daddy" [60:47 – 67:10]
Title: Am I overreacting? Wife called another man daddy.
Timestamp: 60:47 – 67:10
Story Summary: A man grapples with his wife's unusual role-playing behavior in an MMO game, where she refers to another male player as "daddy," leading him to cut off the internet and confront her.
Notable Quotes & Reactions:
- Amanda humorously aligns the situation with Spencer's persona: "This is so you." (60:47).
- Shane and Spencer analyze the story, suggesting possible overreactions and communication breakdowns: "It's dad behavior." (63:18 – 66:33).
- Spencer shares a personal anecdote about his exposure to myths, adding depth and humor (67:06 – 68:53).
Conclusion: The hosts explore the themes of trust, communication, and the impact of hobbies on relationships, all while infusing the discussion with humor and personal insights.
Final Analysis & Birthday Surprise [68:06 – 70:29]
After discussing all the stories, Shane, Amanda, and Spencer engage in a playful debate to determine which story best encapsulates Spencer's unique personality. They rate the stories based on how "Spencer" they are, with particular emphasis on the humorous and absurd elements that Spencer brings to the conversation.
Notable Moments:
- Spencer humorously interjects throughout, reinforcing his role as both a participant and comic relief (68:06 – 70:02).
- The trio concludes that the lingerie story and the wedding uninviting story are the most "Spencer" due to their blend of humor and absurdity.
Birthday Surprise:
As the episode wraps up, Shane reveals a fun surprise for Spencer: dinosaur-themed burritos, blending the ongoing Jurassic Park jokes with a festive birthday treat (69:32 – 70:02). The group shares a light-hearted moment, wishing Spencer a happy birthday and playful banter ensues, encapsulating the camaraderie and humor that define Smosh Reads Reddit Stories.
Conclusion
This special birthday episode of Smosh Reads Reddit Stories offers a blend of humorous commentary, heartfelt moments, and engaging discussions as the hosts navigate through a variety of Reddit posts. Celebrating Spencer Agnew's birthday adds a unique personal touch, making the episode both entertaining and memorable for listeners.
Notable Overall Quotes:
- Shane: "It's very Spencer to not do it out of spite. To just be like, oh man, I should watch Jurassic Park." (68:36)
- Spencer: "I'm always like, can I keep that lingerie and then give it to someone else? It's like the lingerie isn't for you to keep. It's for you to see your girlfriend in a hot like." (06:24)
- Amanda: "Therapist Reddit commenters just crack me up. They're like, hey, guys, communication is key. And it's like, no, bitch, she was in lingerie." (09:28)
This episode exemplifies Smosh Reads Reddit Stories' ability to blend humor, relatable content, and sharp commentary, all while celebrating their community and friends.