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Matteo and his Not-So-Special Guests discuss whatever's on their minds this week.

Noah is back for another game of Opinions! But wait, Arik's here too! Who will have the craziest opinion? Who will sway another to join their school of thought? Who's driving the white Honda Civic in the parking lot?? Press play for the answers to all these questions and more!Seriously though: if you are the owner of the white Civic, you need to move it right now or else I'll be forced to tow it. You parked in a handicap spot and my grandma really needs to park there, she's got bad knees.

An easy shoo-in for the Soc Sem GOAT, Jack Michaud joins me for his 5th appearance on the show! We talk about our long and storied travels, fake sayings, and spend probably too much time talking about baseball!sorry its late ill be better next week it'll be on time i promise okay. im a good boy i can do things on time. are you mad at me? why are you mad at me?

Noah hops on to talk about True Detective, Silksong, and-(the batteries died)

Season 3! Daniella joins Matteo to talk about Hemingway-branded rum, bad dates, and a some other stuff. Did you know Daniella's an educator?i love the amen break!

It's Jack's last episode for a while. We're sending him to a farm upstate. We will miss him.We spent our last hour together calling our friends. If you're reading this, send him a nice text :)also: fuck you, joe rogan.

Noah joins the boys to play a game of Opinions. Opinions such as:Dogs should be able to voteGolf should be harderI should be able to smoke all the fent in the worldand many (approx 6) more!Folks, keep an eye out for Future References, they're everywhere.

tell that boy to get me a pack of hunnids or else im putting him back in the slop

I talk to myself for 29 minutes while driving to Road America. It's pretty entertaining!Subjects include: the craziest rear window decal I've ever seen, an anecdote, hallucinations, and the next year of Socratic Seminar.

Inspired by A Closer Look, the boys read Choose Your Own Adventure books in search of thrills! However, one wrong turn of the page could mean sudden death! Press play at your own risk!Give us feedback! We wanna do this again sometime!

It is a period of civil war on the podcast. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters led by JACK LYNCH have challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MATTEO AZARI. Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion episodes of the podcast, Jack's spaceships have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Azari Starfleet. AZARI fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more fans into the rebellion, and his control over the podcast would be lost forever. To crush the rebellion once and for all, AZARI is constructing a sinister new episode concept. Powerful enough to destroy an entire planet, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of freedom.but for real, Matteo tells old family stories, Jack accuses him of having 45 Feet Finder accounts, then they both fail at spelling complex words that literal children can and have dilineated.