Summary of "SWWP #1 - FIRED, Ins & Outs, Drake & LeBron + More" by Julian Delgado

Podcast Information:

• Title: Something Wrong With The Podcast
• Host: Julian Delgado
• Episode: SWWP #1 - FIRED, Ins & Outs, Drake & LeBron + More
• Release Date: January 21, 2025
• Description: A podcast where your intrusive thoughts are said out loud. Weekly discussions on cultural issues with a humorous, unlicensed therapist twist.

1. Welcome Back and Setting the Stage

Julian’s Comeback (00:05 - 07:00):
Julian Delgado kicks off the episode by reintroducing himself and the podcast, encouraging listeners to call in with their personal issues for advice. He expresses gratitude towards his family and friends for supporting him during his hiatus, humorously acknowledging their mixed feelings about his new microphone. Julian humorously addresses conspiracy theories about his absence, debunking rumors of retirement and political involvements with exaggerated narratives. He shares a fictional yet entertaining story about being kidnapped by the "deep state," chained to a radiator, and writing his thoughts during captivity.

Julian [04:30]: "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced." – James Baldwin

2. Reflection and Farewell to the Podcast

Julian’s Letter to Listeners (07:00 - 35:58):
Julian transitions into a heartfelt letter addressing his listeners about his departure from the podcast. He empathizes with those feeling unheard and unseen in their careers, likening their struggles to a quarterback taking a knee in a game. Julian highlights the commonality of workplace frustrations and the importance of recognizing one’s worth. He concludes with gratitude for his three-year journey, emphasizing that his experience is not unique and encouraging listeners to seek their own paths.

3. Personal 'Ins and Outs' for 2025

Ins and Outs Segment (35:58 - 78:28):
Julian delves into his personal "Ins and Outs" for the year 2025, covering a range of topics with his signature blend of humor and insight.

• a. NBA Stars: Lamelo, Lonzo, and Zion (35:58 - 45:00):
  Julian praises Lamelo Ball’s charisma and skills, contrasts him with Lonzo Ball’s stability in the league, and discusses Zion Williamson’s entertainment value despite his limited playtime. He humorously critiques Lamelo’s record deal with Def Jam, suggesting better alternatives for sustained growth.

  Julian [40:00]: "The third head of the snake... Jello's been that third dragon. Those days are over. He's back on top."

• b. Ozempic and 1998 Taebo VHS Collection (45:00 - 50:00):
  Discussing health trends, Julian criticizes the long-term effects of Ozempic, advocating for traditional exercise and healthy habits. He nostalgically predicts a resurgence of VHS tapes, referencing his childhood memories and the collectible nature of iconic VHS releases.

  Julian [48:00]: "I think 2025 is the year of the VHS."

• c. Hip Hop Lists (50:00 - 55:00):
  Julian dismisses current hip hop lists as overrated, singling out "Schindler's List" as a superior cinematic work and humorously labeling it the "Taylor Swift of movies."

  Julian [52:30]: "It's a Spielberg. It's a classic. Check it out. Chandler's List."

• d. Terrorism and Terror Squad (55:00 - 65:00):
  Julian expresses frustration over acts of terrorism, advocating for personal responsibility and criticizing public displays of violence. He mocks Fat Joe’s promotion of Ozempic, preferring tangible threats over metaphorical ones.

  Julian [60:00]: "Maybe I'd rather have that kind of terror in my life than the other one."

• e. Driverless Ubers (65:00 - 70:00):
  Julian voices distrust in autonomous vehicles, particularly driverless cars controlled by algorithms he despises. He humorously prefers human drivers, especially women, over robotic ones for safety and predictability.

  Julian [68:00]: "I would rather have the margin of error be at the hands of a woman driving rather than a program where I have no idea what's happening to me."

4. Sponsor Segment

Tequila 512 Promotion (70:00 - 78:28):
Julian takes a brief detour to promote the podcast’s sponsor, Tequila 512. He humorously connects the product to his lifestyle, emphasizing its unique qualities and the chance to win a paddleboard summer kit. Julian exhibits his characteristic blend of humor and skepticism towards the sponsorship tie-ins.

Julian [75:00]: "Five plus one plus two equals eight. So, you know, they ate with this recipe..."

5. Voicemail Segment: Intrusive Thought Therapist

First Episode’s Voicemails (78:28 - End):
Julian opens the floor to listener voicemails, offering his comedic yet sincere advice on various personal issues.

• Caller 1: Career Pivot at 31 (47:58 - 49:05):
  A listener grapples with feeling stagnant despite a successful 10-year career and a stable personal life. Julian encourages exploring new hobbies, respecting personal comfort zones, and leveraging a strong support system.

  Caller 1 [47:58]: "I just turned 30 a year ago, and I'm about to be 31, and I'm trying to figure my life."

• Caller 2: Legal Troubles in Australia (56:50 - 57:57):
  An Australian caller seeks advice on a legal case involving sending compromising photos. Julian humorously advises following legal counsel and avoiding blackmail, while jabbing at the peculiarities of Australian penalties and prison experiences.

  Caller 2 [56:50]: "Am I gonna beat this case or what, man?"

• Caller 3: Relationship Struggle with Grieving Girlfriend (64:06 - 78:28):
  Jalen, a 27-year-old from SoCal, deals with his girlfriend needing space after her brother's suicide. Julian offers compassionate advice on respecting her need for space, supporting her through grief, and maintaining communication without pressure.

  Jalen [64:06]: "She's told me she wants me to start dirty talking, dirty texting."

• Final Caller: Difficulty with Dirty Talking (78:28 - End):
  A listener struggles with feeling cringy while trying to engage in dirty talk with his long-term girlfriend. Julian suggests alternative forms of communication that align with his comfort level, emphasizing mutual satisfaction and creative expression.

  Caller 3 [78:28]: "She wants me to start dirty talking, dirty texting. I feel uncomfortable."

6. Closing Remarks

Conclusion and Future Episodes (79:29 - End):
Julian wraps up the first episode by thanking the callers and listeners, emphasizing the importance of building a supportive community. He outlines the release schedule for future episodes—every Tuesday with audio at 4:00 AM and video on YouTube at 8:00 AM. Julian hints at more exciting content in the pipeline, encouraging listeners to stay tuned and engage with the growing community.

Julian [79:29]: "Continue to share this. Let's continue to build this community. And you can expect a new episode every Tuesday."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Julian [04:30]: "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced." – James Baldwin
• Julian [40:00]: "The third head of the snake... Jello's been that third dragon. Those days are over. He's back on top."
• Julian [48:00]: "I think 2025 is the year of the VHS."
• Julian [52:30]: "It's a Spielberg. It's a classic. Check it out. Chandler's List."
• Julian [60:00]: "Maybe I'd rather have that kind of terror in my life than the other one."
• Julian [68:00]: "I would rather have the margin of error be at the hands of a woman driving rather than a program where I have no idea what's happening to me."

Conclusion: Julian Delgado's inaugural episode of "Something Wrong With The Podcast" offers a blend of personal storytelling, cultural critique, and humorous insights. From addressing his own professional setbacks to dissecting contemporary issues in sports and society, Julian provides a platform for both his thoughts and his listeners' voices. The episode balances humor with genuine advice, setting the tone for a podcast that aims to explore the quirks and challenges of modern life while fostering a supportive community.