Something Wrong With The Podcast
Episode: SWWP Teaser
Host: Julian Delgado
Release Date: January 19, 2025
Introduction and Podcast Announcement (00:00 - 00:30)
Julian Delgado kicks off the teaser episode by announcing his new podcast, Something Wrong With The Podcast. He describes the show as a platform where intrusive thoughts are voiced aloud, blending cultural critiques with his unique take as an "unlicensed therapist." Julian invites listeners to participate by calling 877-557-SWWP to leave voicemails for advice.
Notable Quote:
"Imagine your intrusive thoughts taking the lead with solving your problems." (00:15)
Personal Insights: "Ins and Outs" for 2025 (00:30 - 03:30)
Julian delves into his personal goals and reflections for the year 2025, humorously titled his "ins and outs." He humorously references "Out adjusting your balls," indicating a playful take on personal growth or challenges.
Discussion on NBA Players: LaMelo Ball and Lonzo Ball
Julian transitions to discussing NBA personalities, focusing on LaMelo Ball and his brother Lonzo Ball. He praises LaMelo's popularity, athleticism, and charismatic presence both on and off the court. Julian highlights LaMelo's social media influence and energetic persona, noting his engaging antics like "peeling out of the Hornets garage" and interactions with fans and fellow drivers.
Notable Quotes:
"He's funny, he's young, he's rich. He has all these videos of him peeling out of the Hornets garage..." (01:00)
"Lonzo is in the league and he's a play. He's playing in the league. He's a good basketball player." (02:30)
Analysis of Jelo's Record Deal
Julian shifts focus to Jelo (likely J. Cole) and scrutinizes his recent record deal with Def Jam. He expresses skepticism about the financial security of the deal, explaining that unlike NBA contracts, record deals aren't typically guaranteed. Julian supports Jelo's achievements but questions the strategic choice of signing with Def Jam, likening it to a risky sports move: "That's like signing with the Jets now." (03:00)
Notable Quote:
"I love what he's done. That song is incredible. The tweaker. So I'm just, I'm just saying the Kid. He's back. All ball brothers are back." (02:15)
Listener Advice Segment (03:30 - 03:58)
A listener, identified as B, reaches out seeking advice on relationship dynamics. He shares that after four years of dating, his girlfriend has requested him to engage in dirty talking and dirty texting, which makes him uncomfortable. He's torn between wanting to accommodate her desires and avoiding feeling "cringy."
Notable Quote:
"I've been dating my girl for almost four years now. We have a great relationship... but ever since we've been having sex, she's told me that she wants me to start dirty talking, dirty texting. I feel uncomfortable." (03:30)
Julian’s Unconventional Advice (03:58 - End)
Julian responds with his characteristic blunt and humorous style. He advises the listener to focus less on talking and more on physical intimacy, suggesting that verbal communication becomes unnecessary when both parties are engaged intimately. Julian's advice is straightforward and laced with profanity, emphasizing his no-nonsense approach.
Notable Quotes:
"Then you lick the shit out of her." (03:58)
"Every hole needs to be. This is your fix. Fill every hole. Can't talk with your holes filled." (04:15)
Conclusion
The teaser episode of Something Wrong With The Podcast sets the tone for Julian Delgado's candid and humorous exploration of cultural issues intertwined with personal advice. Through discussions on sports figures and relationship dilemmas, Julian offers listeners a blend of entertainment and unconventional guidance, promising engaging content in future episodes.
Note: This summary captures the essence and key moments of the SWWP Teaser episode, providing insights into Julian Delgado's style and the topics discussed. For the full experience, tuning into the actual podcast is recommended.