Anglers of The Silver King | Son of a Boy Dad #394

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #394 – Anglers of The Silver King (April 21, 2026)
Podcast: Son of a Boy Dad
Hosts: Barstool Sports – Lil Sasquatch, Rone, Francis, Harry, and Friends

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Episode Overview

This episode kicks off "Fish Week" for the Son of a Boy Dad crew, recorded on location in Florida as the team embarks on an adventurous fishing trip. Lil Sasquatch, having recently left college, looks to his producer and co-hosts—especially Rone and Francis—for lessons on life, manhood, and fishing. The mood is classic Boy Dad style: a blend of camaraderie, sharp banter, self-deprecation, and unexpected philosophical turns, punctuated by irreverent humor and the occasional reflective moment.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fishing Trip Report: Triumphs and Mishaps

• The group recounts their Florida fishing adventure, the excitement of landing a prized tarpon, and mishaps with less glamorous catches like the bloody blue runner.
  • “We got a blue runner. We caught it by the testicles, dragged it in by its spinal cord.” (E, 02:04)
  • “If you're a member of PETA, look away now. It was the bloodiest fish I've ever seen.” (B, 02:16)
• Discussion about the "catch and release" protocol for protected tarpon, conflicting feelings about not being able to pose with a trophy fish, and comparisons to other anglers encountered on the water.
  • “There’s no sort of ultimate moment…they’re protected…hang off the side of the boat.” (E, 05:17)

2. Florida Life & Group Dynamics

• Reactions to the unique social environment of a first trip with the entire group. Francis reflects on being treated as the honorary “glue guy” after catching the largest fish:
  • “You guys have been very deferential to me ever since I caught the monster…private bathroom, big bedroom.” (E, 07:29)
• Observations about dinner etiquette and food choices, with friendly ribbing about Harry ordering steak at a seafood spot—leading to a debate about the value of local fish versus classic strip steak, and musings on picky eating.
  • “We're at a seafood restaurant that specializes in bringing in fish that day…and you were like, let me get the New York strip.” (E, 09:11)
• Lighthearted shaming for off-brand energy drinks and strategic pre-fishing meals.

3. Generational Banter & Food Philosophy

• The group bonds (and clashes) over generational gaps and lunch preferences, highlighting the contrast between Zillennial burgers-for-lunch and Millennial digestive woes.
  • “A burger for lunch, I mean that’s lunch, tiger.” (B, 13:57)
  • “If I had a fully loaded, messy cheeseburger at lunch, I would need to lie down for a day and a half.” (E, 14:07)
• Francis details his own “slop it up” meals, ordering three pastas in, and laments a “Parmesan wheel” purchase gone wrong.

4. Tourist Adventures & Local Color

• Sas’s humiliating encounter at a gruff “locals only” marina shop is told in detail—literally dropping his wallet everywhere:
  • “Every single credit, debit card, gift card in my wallet falls on the floor…then my sunglasses go too…surrounded by my own credit cards.” (D, 34:15)
  • Local humor abounds—from a bantering old lady to the retorts of the fishing guides, and a server’s response to Francis’s failed “grouper, I hardly know her” joke:
    • “He was like, everybody wants to be a comedian.” (B/E, 38:08)

5. Reflections: Manhood, High T vs. Low T, and Modern Masculinity

• Philosophizing about “high T (testosterone)” movies (Patriot, Gladiator, Transformers vs. Star Wars) and what frames a “manly” experience—split between fighting aliens and catch-and-eat fishing.
  • “You watch [Transformers] and you’re like, oh yeah, I’m a man.” (D, 56:26)
  • “Catching and cooking your own fish is high tea.” (B/D/E, 57:39)
• Chef Donnie’s dad’s maxim on testosterone therapy: “It won’t add years to your life, but it will add life to your years.” (B, 59:52)
• Humorous proposal to create Joehei Chobani (after Shohei Ohtani) as a protein-packed yogurt for the high-T crowd.

6. Dining, Lodging, and Day-to-Day Rituals

• Emphasis on shared meals, the importance of a “morale dinner” after a rough food day, and breakfast/lunch debates.
• Debrief on media watched during travel (Groucho Marx, Baby Trump YouTube videos, and the politics of in-flight entertainment).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On local fishing culture:
  “The tarpon capital of the world and we came down here to hunt trophies. If we hadn’t got a tarpon, that would have been a major black eye on the trip.” (E, 04:10)
• Describing the marina scene:
  “It was like we were the out-of-place white kids that arrive in town because our van is broken down at the start of the horror movie.” (E, 33:05)
• Food regret and nutritional wisdom:
  “People should be more aware of how food affects their body…like you travel lighter if you have some fish in you.” (B, 14:39)
• On confrontational local humor:
  “They called me gay. They called me gay.” (D, 30:19)
• On testosterone and vitality:
  “It won’t add years to your life, but it will add life to your years.” (Chef Donnie’s dad, via B, 59:52)
• On movie genre debates:
  “If it’s like a fight or flight movie, like the Patriot, Gladiator, Apocalypto—these are fight movies.” (B, 55:13) “You watch [Transformers] and you’re like, oh yeah, I’m a man.” (D, 56:26)
• On eating what you catch:
  “Today we can... The fish we catch, we get to eat at dinner.” (E, 57:31)

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Notable Segments (Timestamps)

• Fishing Highlights & Florida Setting | 01:52 - 06:59
  (Catching tarpon, local guides, sunburn prevention, first trip dynamics)
• Dinner Debates & Group Banter | 07:29 - 15:55
  (Room assignments, ordering steak at a fish place, lunch culture clash)
• Generational Lingo & Nicknames | 11:02 - 15:32
  (Who's Gen Z, who's not, “slop it up” meals)
• Marina Shop Story & Local Color | 33:20 - 35:04
  (Sasquatch’s clumsy moment, local banter, humiliation)
• Manhood & Movie Debates | 53:01 - 56:55
  (“High T” movies, masculine archetypes, Transformers vs. “fight” movies)
• Final Breakfast/Debrief | 62:24 - 63:44
  (Breakfast planning, Chobani puns, Shohei Chobani merchandise brainstorm)

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

The episode showcases the signature Boy Dad blend of self-aware masculinity, sardonic wit, and everyday anxiety—amplified by the group’s chemistry and the stakes of the fishing trip. Through escalating games of one-upmanship (from ordering at restaurants to catching the biggest fish), the crew wrestles with what it means to be “high T,” to do what real men do, and—importantly—to enjoy good food and better company along the way.

For newcomers, this is an excellent encapsulation of what the show offers: relatable experiences, constant ribbing, and surprising wisdom beneath the laughs. Whether or not you fish, you’ll recognize yourself—or your friends—somewhere in the chaos.

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Stick with the crew for more Fish Week episodes, plenty of Florida antics, and endless banter about manliness, menus, and marina life.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, son of a boy.

[B]

Dad.

[A]

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[C]

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[B]

Doesn't matter.

[D]

It doesn't matter. But it's. It is podcast one of fish week.

[E]

We are fishing. We are in Florida and boy, oh boy, it is going great.

[B]

We caught one.

[D]

We did. Yes. We got one.

[B]

Hey, hey. We got one.

[E]

Hang on a second.

[D]

We got two.

[E]

We got.

[D]

If we're going to count the blue runner.

[E]

We got. We got a blue runner. We caught it by the testicles,

[D]

dragged it in by its spinal cord.

[E]

If you're a member of PETA, look away now.

[B]

It was the bloodiest fish fish I've ever seen. It was so bloody, was so gross.

[E]

Harry caught that the way that a cat gets caught on a barbed wire fence?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Or the way that like a cat like brings you a dead bird. Yeah.

[E]

You ever see, you ever see videos of like deer that are caught in fences, like hunting sort of barriers and things like that?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Where some good natured hunter comes along and it's okay. Untangles it.

[B]

We couldn't have did it without hook. Every product, every detail, perfect. He's wearing Hook. He's wearing Hook. What? What I liked about the Hook.

[D]

You're wearing Hook as well. I mean, I'm wearing hook right here.

[B]

I have the son of a boy to have merch on and even hooked down to the shorts.

[E]

Good.

[A]

But I was.

[B]

I felt like I was cool the entire time.

[E]

I've never been that. I mean, I couldn't have imagined that wearing a hoodie on the water in the bright sun in Florida on an 85 degree day, that somehow a long sleeve hoodie would feel cool and comfortable. I was cooler and more comfortable wearing that than I would have been had I been shirtless.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It was the best I've ever felt.

[B]

And look at us. I mean, proofs in the pudding. No burn.

[D]

Nobody close to being burned.

[B]

And that's thanks to our brothers over at Hook.

[A]

Gear up.

[E]

Burns over here.

[B]

Gear up with Hook and get ready for whatever the water throws at you. Fishing, boating. Just posted up dockside. It is built to make you comfortable all day, first cast to last cast. Hook's got you covered. Take 15 [e-mail] with code BOYDAD15. Boy dad. 15 at 15. I. It changes the fundamental build of this entire trip. Knowing that we. That we got a fish. There's so much less pressure on.

[A]

I was.

[B]

I was getting fucking pissed off.

[D]

Were you guys. Did you guys think that we were going to go like. Like yesterday I could see. But do you think like, because we're fishing again today, like, did you guys think that there's a chance we wouldn't catch anything today?

[E]

No, I knew we would catch one today, but I mean we kind of. This is the tarpon capital of the world and we came down here to hunt trophies. And if we hadn't got a tarpon, I think that that would have been a major black guy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

On the trip, that would have been a black guy. On the trip there would have been

[D]

a black guy here and that would have scared us, But there would have been a black eye on the trip. I mean, I think like tarpon, I just feel like, are so hard to like. I mean, just from what I gathered is like they're pretty difficult to catch. So like getting one, I was like, fuck, yeah.

[E]

We were out among that armada of other fishing boats and you're seeing even though clearly there's tons of people that are not getting any action whatsoever. There was one boat that seemed to have all the magic, the blue boat with all the old men on it. And they were presume. They seem to be fighting one. Every time we looked over There.

[D]

Yeah. I couldn't tell if they were fighting the same one or if they were just going. Just kept on getting them.

[E]

No, I mean, well, what we learned was that there was, you know, there's no sort of ultimate moment where the. We never saw them pull a fish out of the water because we didn't realize that you don't do that. They're protected.

[D]

So just hang off the side of the boat. Like they just sit there. And then you just like.

[E]

It's like. It's like the petting zoo part of

[D]

the long distance release.

[E]

Is that what it's called now?

[D]

That's what people say when they like, lose a fish.

[E]

Long distance release, it's pretty good.

[B]

But that is absolute bullshit, though, that we didn't get to hold the fish out in front of us like this.

[D]

And I will say I saw some photos online of people doing that.

[E]

Yeah, but weren't they always shallow? Weren't they always in the shallows when you saw that?

[D]

Yeah, probably.

[E]

And they were like kind of holding it at their waist water. Yeah, so I saw that too.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[B]

Are they not dangerous fish?

[D]

No, but humans.

[B]

Yeah. Can you, like, touch them in the shallows and they won't hurt you? They won't thrash at you or anything?

[E]

Good luck.

[D]

I mean, they might if you're like harassing it, but I think they probably just wouldn't even get close to you.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

The one thing that we got to be worried about out here, which I'm worried about on the kayaks already. Are we in the saltwater on the kayaks?

[E]

Yeah. We're going to be among the bull sharks, the hammerhead.

[D]

See, I don't like that at all.

[E]

And the. But luckily the manatees scare them off.

[D]

Manatees aren't scaring off any bull sharks.

[E]

Are you sure about that?

[B]

Bull sharks?

[E]

I feel like one packs.

[B]

So do bull sharks.

[D]

Well, remember he said he was like, seven of them will gang up on one tarpon.

[E]

All right, well, I'll take 14 manatees over seven bull shark pack.

[D]

I think if you. I think you could do like 30 manatees versus two bull sharks and they would still lose. What are the manatees doing?

[E]

The dolphins are smarter than the dolphins are the ones that really keep the bullshit.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that. That I believe, man.

[E]

I'm just making stuff up good, though.

[B]

It sounds really nice.

[D]

But that does sound like it makes sense.

[B]

Francis, how does it feel being in the middle? Do you feel like your head at you to have to like whip your head action a little bit this Is

[E]

this is how you live. This is your.

[B]

And I just want to see how it feels for you.

[E]

It's. It's interesting. I didn't necessarily mean to be the sort of glue guy. The middle. And I don't know that I wear the hat.

[B]

Well, I think you do, because it'. Yeah.

[E]

Well, you guys have been very deferential to me ever since I caught the monster.

[B]

We gave you the big bedroom.

[E]

You gave me the big bedroom.

[B]

Private bathroom.

[E]

I got the most bites of dessert last night.

[D]

Yep.

[E]

I got first bite of dessert. Everyone's so tentative. It's so funny. This is our first trip together, all six of us as a big group, and it's like nobody. It says, you know, we're at dinner and people are like, what are you going to have? What are you eating?

[B]

I thought that's normal dinner conversation.

[E]

We're a bunch of chicks. It's like, are you going to have to that. Can I share that with you? Like, oh, I don't want to order the most expensive thing.

[B]

No one said that.

[E]

I'm like, I'm going to have two claritas and then keep them coming. Add extra gold to the ice cube. And then, you know, desserts. It was like, I'm just. I'm just piling it on.

[D]

Yeah, you got the Hummers.

[E]

Harry was like, hummers, I'm not ordering fish because I know there's not going to be enough food. I'm gonna be too hungry. Well, you didn't even finish your dinner.

[D]

That's crap. I mean, the steak is the dinner. No one's. No one's getting the New York strip to have the gross carrot off the side.

[E]

I mean, you either remember the rose carrot.

[B]

That was a nice carrot.

[E]

You either remember carrot of the clean plate club or you're not.

[D]

I'm not. I'm a picky eater. But you, when you pay, when you order the steak, you're paying for the steak. You're not paying for the whatever the was else was on it.

[E]

The accoutrement.

[D]

And I ate the whole steak damn quick. Damn good steak, too.

[E]

You did eat it. You did eat a good amount of your steak. But I'm just telling you, like I was saying, we're on fish week. It's a fishing trip, and we're at a seafood restaurant that specializes in bringing in fish that day off the boat.

[D]

Grouper.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Red snapper, you know, and you were like, let me get the New York strip.

[D]

No regrets.

[E]

Let me get. Let me get a cut of meat that clearly some Dockside restaurant in Florida will do better than New York City. The place after which I would say

[D]

that that was better than most steaks I've had in New York City.

[E]

Yeah, I bet.

[B]

But the fish was. But I mean, the fish was transcendent. You love the fish.

[D]

And it would have some of the shrimp and I had the sushi. No, come on now.

[B]

You're having like an awful mustard on my jacket. And a clif bar to start the day.

[D]

Brand?

[B]

Yeah, off brand.

[D]

Off your brands. We work for the same company.

[E]

It's our.

[D]

It's pretty on brand.

[B]

It's some off brand. Never heard.

[D]

You're making it sound like I went to like, fuck it. I'm drinking like a Publix, zero sugar. You basically are.

[B]

You basically are having a 711 brand.

[D]

It's just a standard energy drink.

[B]

My point is to put a steak on your stomach for when, you know, you have a long day, the next day, and then put that on your stomach and then put the off brand energy bar on your stomach. That's all fucking gross and disgusting.

[D]

No, it's not.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[D]

First of all, that's what I need to get through the day.

[B]

This is what you need.

[D]

That's my fuel. No, if I have that fuel, I'm not getting on a kayak. If I drink that.

[E]

Harry's going to be in Bogota, Colombia on a bachelor party someday and he's going to order the chicken cordon bleu.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Or he'll be in Mexico and be like, let me have your finest nigiri.

[D]

I mean, my parents used to get Mexico. We would go to like a Mexican place and I would just get a burger every time.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

Francis tried to do some vicious burdens.

[D]

Francis tried to. He tried to slander me yesterday.

[B]

Backfired.

[E]

Brick walled by the Gen Z crowd around us. So all of our lovely producers are members of the Generation Z, right, Tyler, are you Gen Z?

[D]

They're all the same age as me.

[E]

27's Gen Z. No, they're not.

[D]

Yes, they are.

[E]

Those two are. Tyler's two years older than you are.

[D]

Tyler's a year older than me and they're both the same age.

[E]

Two years. He's 27. And you just turned 25 and he's turning 28.

[D]

That's the same age. We're all the same age.

[E]

No, I think that's a decent enough gap. And then I would say that these two are your.

[D]

You're 13 years older than me.

[E]

I'm not saying I'm part of this

[D]

Tyler's like a year and a couple months older than me.

[E]

He's two years. Whatever. Your right is the right.

[D]

Well, I'm just saying we're all the same generation.

[E]

Yes, I agree with that. Yeah, I said that. I said they're all members of Gen Z. Where's what? You're what? How are you contradicting?

[D]

You were like. You were like our Gen Z producers. And I was like, well, they're all the same age as me.

[E]

So you felt left out.

[D]

I felt left out. I felt left out and I felt like it was somewhat. Somewhat of slander.

[E]

By the way, I don't say that you're younger because I feel like you don't like it when I do that.

[D]

Oh, no, I don't care.

[E]

So I don't age drop.

[B]

He feels like you're ageist. You're being ageist.

[D]

Like, this is a little ageist.

[E]

I'm aging myself in this comment I'm trying to make. Before I got my head bitten off for like being not, you know, not specifying the date of birth of everyone in the room. I was going to say, oh, well, so.

[B]

So the story that you told was two years ago, I was in Albany with Sasquatch and he got a burger at lunch.

[E]

Twice. Yeah, back to back days at lunch.

[B]

And you were basically like, can you believe this guy got a burger? Had to like, almost gently tell you. Like, I think a lot of people get burger.

[E]

Yeah, you did. You did. I think we need a little more context here.

[B]

Pretty frequently, I remember, I don't mean anything.

[E]

This menu that we were, you know, it had a ton of stuff on it. And like, they had salads and poke bowls and all kinds of stuff. And Harry got the burger on back to back days. And I'm talking like, burger with bacon. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You said it looked like a eating competition.

[E]

Looked like a challenge. Looked like something where they'd put a fucking. Give you a T shirt if you finished it. And we. And we had to go do shows that night. So I. I'm like, man, dude, go

[D]

headlining though, so it's a little easier.

[E]

True, true. But I was like, man, are you sure you want that? I think I remember being like, that's gonna be. That's gonna.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

In your stomach and be heavy. You're like, no, I got it. And you did it back to back days. And I was telling this story and every single person around the table was like, a burger for lunch. I mean, that's. That's lunch,

[B]

tiger. Tyler said, he does it five out

[E]

of seven days, it was as if, like, to them, that is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And I'm like, jesus, if I had a fucking fully loaded, messy cheeseburger at lunch, I would need to lie down for a day and a half.

[D]

But is that like, like you, like, food effect? Like, you. I feel like you're, like, hyper aware of how the food affects you.

[E]

Yeah, maybe. Listen, clearly I'm a man on an island here.

[D]

No, no, I. But I agree. Like, I feel awful right now, so, like, I probably. You're right. I probably shouldn't. But you didn't have a last night. Oh, I feel like I weigh 300 pounds.

[E]

I just think. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

[B]

I think people should be more aware of how food affects their body because then you make more conscious decisions of what you eat. Like, you travel lighter if you have some fish in you, or if you have these two things mix, you're more likely to be hungover or something like that. I think there's easier ways.

[E]

I'm done trying to prescribe nutrition to anybody.

[D]

What would be like, just curious, like, what would be like your.

[B]

Like a light lunch?

[D]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna say I'm going the opposite direction. I'm for you. What would be like the slop it up meal?

[E]

Oh.

[D]

And it has to be just something simple. Not like. It can't be like a specific dish from some restaurant.

[E]

You mean for lunch?

[D]

Specific anything. Just like, if you were like. Like you say, like, you were in my shoes and you were like, you. You have an idea of. I know you think that I go home and I'm like, all right, what's for dinner time this time to slop it up. But like, what, like, in your mind, like, what do you think that is for you?

[E]

For me? When I'm being indulgent?

[D]

Yeah, like, you're on your worst behavior.

[E]

Yeah, I. And I order in.

[D]

Order in.

[E]

Yeah. If I order in, I order from an Italian restaurant and I'll order like three different pastas.

[D]

Got it.

[E]

I'll have like three pasta entrees so that I can have variety. And I. I mean, I eat a lot.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, I believe that.

[E]

And it's. It's really like just a full blown heart attack. The amount of butter. I might as well just be eating sticks of butter.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that. Were you asking that question to see what his heaviest meal is or just when he pigs out, like, to see if he's still consciousness of how heavy it's going to be the next day. Or if he's just like.

[D]

Just like what his idea of, like, pigging out would be. But I would say pasta. I mean, pasta. If I have too much pasta, I feel like I. Like, that's the fullest I've ever been.

[E]

Yeah. I'm talking messy, greasy, oily pasta.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Extra cheese. Right. Now I remember I ate a lot of that Parmesan wheel, but not that much. I mean, I had 1 80th of it.

[D]

Yeah. You can't have to. I mean, how much can you have?

[E]

So I have the remaining 38 pounds of Parmesan in my refrigerator.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

My whole apartment smells.

[B]

Sure.

[E]

It is leaking out. Every time I open my refrigerator, it's like I'm opening a meat locker.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, it's so foul.

[B]

That's how Ted Bundy got caught.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Literally, Parmesan was.

[E]

I don't know what to do with it. It's five year. I mean, you can't throw away that much. Nice Parmesan.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You'd have to, like, throw it in the woods or some shit.

[B]

Like, cut it up and put it into everybody else's trash. Yeah.

[D]

Just place it in different places. Spread it out.

[E]

The Parmesan killer.

[D]

Spread the remains.

[B]

I can't believe you have that much Parmesan. So can't you just get rid of that?

[E]

You'd be surprised how infrequently you eat Parmesan.

[B]

Yeah, you'd have to.

[D]

He's going to have to start eating a lot of spaghetti.

[E]

Well, that's the thing is that, like, I do order pasta, and then I'm like, all right, I guess it's time for me to use my legs to lift this Parmesan wheel out. And then I'll fucking grab the grater, and it's a nightmare.

[D]

You don't think you could just start, like, cutting off, like, half?

[E]

I should.

[D]

And maybe. Maybe take it to Facebook Marketplace.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Well, I delete them a photo of it in the fridge and be like, trust me, it's fresh. No funny business here.

[E]

Funny.

[B]

And they'll be like, you got the stuff?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like a shady meeting.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm in the same boat as you right now. I have all these cases of Corona that I brought back from my kid's birthday. People didn't need it. And I'm not gonna just throw out the Corona. I tried to give it to the valet workers at the hotel. They said their boss wouldn't let them take it. And so now my fridge at home Is just golden.

[D]

Oh, yeah, it looks like commercials. It's just like.

[B]

There's just corona top to bottom in my fridge. I don't know what to do with it. Do I have to just.

[E]

I'll tell you.

[D]

Drink all of it.

[E]

I'll tell you what to do. Go to like a gas station or a liquor store near high school and you will find some wayward teens.

[B]

Should I have Harry hard pricing on it?

[E]

You can. You can sell those for a song.

[D]

I mean, you put down like 20 Coronas yesterday. What's the harm in 50 more?

[B]

Because I'm not on a boat. Maybe I'll get like the ferry from.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, just start taking the ferry

[B]

river five coron at a times.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Just swirling it like the Chinese dude that chugs them. Yeah, Donnie.

[A]

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[D]

part about not drinking is making other people feel awful about drinking. Even when they've only had like one beer. You just go, wow, you really drink. You drank that one quick. Yeah, that one went down fast.

[B]

You hit me with a. Was there a hole in that thing?

[D]

Yeah. Ron cracked a beer and then we. Before we even got off the dock, that thing was empty.

[B]

Because I'm passing It around like a good friend.

[D]

You were passing it around like a joint.

[E]

I had six. I had six beers yesterday on the boat. But I don't feel bad about it because when you have a tarpon, when you catch the tarpon, you got to have a celebratory beer.

[D]

I think when all you catch is a blue runner, they make you pledge 10 more years of sobriety.

[E]

You were thinking about it though. You were looking at the beers.

[D]

Yeah, I said I would have a beer if I caught a tarpon.

[E]

Oh, okay. Well, what about today? If you catch a fish today, will you have a beer?

[D]

No, because I think I'll catch a fish today.

[E]

So you really set yourself up, you hedge.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. So I'm not like, really, like, jonesing for a beer?

[E]

No, I'm not trying to push you to have a beer. I just don't know. I'm surprised you even consider having one.

[D]

Oh, I've been trying to consider more just a single beer. Lifestyle. I haven't tried it yet, though. I've never heard of theory.

[E]

I've never heard of a single beer.

[B]

What's the thinking behind it?

[D]

Just have one.

[E]

When?

[D]

Special occasions like that.

[B]

The non slippery float.

[D]

A toast.

[E]

That's nice. I actually think that's like the most responsible drinking I've ever heard of in my life.

[B]

Yeah, but you're congratulating him for the idea of it. It.

[D]

I haven't done it.

[B]

Yeah, it's like, in theory, that sounds nice, but that's the point of having a beer. You either realize how good you're feeling and you want to go downhill a little bit, or you start to get a little bit hungover. You're like, man, let me get another beer.

[D]

I think that that's why I didn't have one, because I was like, it's one of the.

[E]

Yeah, no, I think that if I

[D]

have one, I'm having 15.

[E]

That's the problem. I don't think that. I think that what you are talking about sounds like a slope with the strongest footing.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

The least slippery slope I've ever heard of in my life.

[D]

If we're on a boat and I crack a beer, drink the whole beer, and then there's like another round of beers going around. What do you think I'm gonna do? Yeah, no, I'll just take another diet Coke. No, I'm gonna go. Yeah, let's get fucking hammered. Now I'm getting hammered.

[E]

I mean, given that I haven't seen you have a drink in like, Four years. I think you would stop yourself.

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

Maybe.

[D]

Maybe I'll probably get hammered off be here.

[E]

Well, that would be pathetic.

[D]

I am pathetic.

[B]

On a boat though, it's like you have to keep on going too. You have nowhere to go. You can't be like, all right, I'm going to go to my room.

[D]

Yeah, also that. Also the being on the boat. Cuz I know I would just have to piss immediately.

[E]

None of us pissed. Not one of us. I had.

[D]

I had to. I had to. When we got off the. When we left the dock, I still had. That was like, I have to piss already.

[B]

I pissed when I ate the last quarter of the tuna sandwich.

[D]

Oh my God. Rowan said yesterday that when we got back to the. When we got back to the. We got. We docked the boat and then we were walking back and Roan had like a 711 tuna sandwich that had been in the car for like four hours. The hot car and you. And there was like half of it left. And he said that he took a bite of it and then he saw us walking towards him and he threw it in the woods.

[B]

But I didn't just take a bite. Like I took one of those, like, all right, I'm gonna throw out this, this slice of pizza. I'm not gonna eat it. Type of bite where you took like a bite. Another bite. Yeah, and another bite. And then like filled your mouth like a chipmunk as much as possible. And then I try to chuck it into the woods because I was so ashamed of it.

[E]

This was an evidence deleting bite.

[B]

Yeah, I get rid of it.

[E]

Here's for example, for just for context on how hot the car was in which that tuna sandwich baked for five hours when I opened my toiletries. This is at like 7:30pm by the way. Right? I opened my toiletries when we got back to the Airbnb. All my creams were hot.

[D]

Oh yeah, dude. I opened my backpack. I pulled out like a sweatshirt. It was warm as hell. I was like, what the fuck?

[E]

My creams. My creams were hot. Which means, like they were runnier than ever. Which means that that is the temperature

[B]

they had cooked down in which you

[E]

baked your already room temperature tuna sandwich.

[B]

The top layer of the tuna salad sandwich had cooked in the salad. It was like the top layer of the bread was harder than the under. It was like, like you could tap on it.

[D]

Gourmet tuna car.

[E]

Car.

[B]

It was. It was gross. But I was. I thought that we were going to have to record this last night. So I was just like, all right, let's get some fuel in, you know.

[D]

Yeah. Yesterday wasn't really a great food day until the evening.

[E]

No. Yeah, the dinner was great.

[B]

That's why we, like, had to make the executive decision. We needed a morale dinner.

[E]

We needed a morale.

[B]

If we had just done this last night, we would have been at each other's throats, grumped out.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I would have been so cranky. But we still haven't watched a movie. I will say that the roan fell asleep.

[A]

You.

[D]

Well, Francis, you did. And that's why I called it. I called it to save you.

[B]

Because I was about to.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I looked over.

[D]

Your eyes were closed. And then I, like, moved around a little bit and you woke back up. And then I was like, I'm going to go to bed.

[B]

You wrestled to wake me up.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

What movie were you watching?

[D]

We were watching YouTube videos. We were watching whoever's fucking Airbn this is. We were just searching through their history trying to find nasty shit.

[B]

We're algorithms buying. We were watching the baby TRUMP J.D. vance.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Dude.

[D]

We go to their history. They've got like. It's like. It's like baby Trump. Baby Trump tells baby J.D. vance. Like, what? Something. I don't know. And we turned it on, being like, it's gonna be hilarious.

[B]

I don't even know. We just were spying in on their life. Looking at someone's algorithm is very private.

[D]

Yeah. Watching that was like. Dude was like. It was honestly, like, I fel. I, like, part of me felt sad because I was like, this isn't even funny. That was like, the worst video I've ever seen.

[B]

And they lap us in views.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

We're trying our best views.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Someone just farted that thing out.

[D]

It was literally. I thought it wasn't even, like, baby Trump's voice. It was just Trump's voice over, like a baby who's.

[B]

The.

[D]

The words aren't even lining up with the mouth. What are we doing?

[E]

I have a confession to make. You know, I heard you guys disparaging the baby Trump thing. I said I had to go to bed. I went into my bedroom and watched an hour and was giggling with my face in the pillow, just kicking his feet so you guys wouldn't see or hear me. I loved it. Let's get back to the alpaca that we caught.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Excuse me. The.

[D]

The tarpon.

[E]

The tarpon. I don't know. Why did I. I don't know. I thought it started with an A. Tarpon Yeah. I don't know why.

[B]

Maybe you're thinking albacore tuna.

[E]

Maybe that's what I'm thinking.

[B]

Albacore, which was on that sandwich. It was half albacore, half yellow fin. That tuna salad sandwich.

[D]

I was from 7 11.

[B]

Yeah. It said it on specific fish. It was albicore and yellow fin.

[E]

I'd be willing to bet surf and surf sandwich.

[D]

I'd be willing to bet that that fish had 0% fish in it, probably.

[B]

Or like a sandwich. It like passed by a fish on a conveyor belt. Yeah, like a fish looked at it.

[E]

That tuna lived its entire life in an. An aquarium in a Chinese food restaurant.

[D]

Yeah, that's what you said you like, though. You said you like the farm.

[E]

Yeah, that was better.

[B]

I was. I brought over the waitress last night. I was like, which one of these are farmed?

[E]

Yeah, that was a floor model tuna that only came out of the tank when. When they were doing their.

[B]

Drive it right off the lot. Yeah, yeah, that. The tarpon. We can talk tart. Well, I could talk tarpon all day.

[E]

Let's talk tarp.

[B]

I feel like that was my catch just as much as your catch.

[D]

Team catch, huh? Team.

[B]

Team catch.

[E]

But I'm gonna say it was more Roan's catch than Harry's catch, though.

[B]

Well, Harry had. I went percentage wise, it was more my catch because he had every cast.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

We let you cast like it was a make a wish foundation. It felt like me and Francis would like, swap out.

[E]

You had twice as many casts as either Roan or.

[D]

I don't know what it is about going out on like a chartered fishing trip. But like, no matter what it is, I feel like it's a make a wish situation for me.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, I feel like I fish a lot and then I get out there and they're like, okay, now undo the bail. Let some line out.

[E]

He hated this. He hated that he wasn't allowed to cast his own rod or remove the blue. The deep blue.

[D]

Well, I did remove the blue. Runner had to. Yeah, I had to stand my ground. This is my. This is my bird.

[B]

You ripped it through the side like a three hole punch. Notebook coming out.

[D]

No, I did not. I perfectly removed.

[E]

I got it, captain.

[D]

I perfectly. I did. I was like, I got it, but I got this one cap.

[B]

Yeah, but they put. They, they throw it for you. They put the bait on for you. They'll cast it. They'll hand it to you. Yeah, I think when they come up,

[D]

I think today we're going to be fishing me and Rome were watching when you went to bed. We were watching mangrove fishing videos in Florida. So I think we're going to be using lures ideally.

[E]

Nice.

[D]

But I think there might be some live bait as well. I will say I definitely was wrong about the live bait in terms of what we were doing with this. Like, this was a lot more hands on live bait because you got to like, watch the drift and all that. And it was crabs. It wasn't just a big ass fish on the other end.

[E]

Yeah. So you've changed your opinion about live bait fishing.

[B]

Well, it's because he was publicly embarrassed on the local stock, right?

[D]

Yeah, I was publicly embarrassed on the local stock. They called me gay. They called me gay.

[B]

A fat old lady called you gay?

[D]

They called me gay.

[E]

What? I don't know if I was part of this.

[B]

That fat old lady.

[D]

Well, no, they didn't actually call me gay, but we were like. Rome was like, yeah. What did you say? You said something to the captain. You were like, we're gonna do anything.

[B]

Well, he said, live fishing is. He said, using live bait is cheating. And the old lady. Yeah, I said that to the captain. I was like, sass said, using live bait is cheating. And the old fat lady was like,

[D]

yeah, well, she did that. But then didn't he say something about fly fishing being gay?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And he said, fly fishing's gay.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They double teamed you.

[D]

It was just. Yeah. But yeah, we didn't.

[B]

Like. You embarrassed me. He gritted his teeth. It was like, you fucking embarrassed me

[D]

in front of the fishing gun.

[E]

I mean, for what it's worth, when I. The only cast I did myself, the whole day he made fun of. And it was the last cast and it was the cast that caught the monster.

[B]

It was the perfect cast. Ocean's Eleven.

[E]

It was the cast that caught the tarpon. And he. Now, he did eat his. He ate his crow. He ate crow?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You've heard that saying?

[D]

Of course.

[E]

Eating crow. Yeah, yeah. Taking.

[B]

It's worse than eating tarpon. Honestly. That's what I heard.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Very bony.

[D]

I forget what I was gonna say. The. Yeah, the. They said that we were gay. Oh, that's what I was trying to say, though. Did I tell you guys? I. I think I told you about when I went into the store.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Did I tell you I went into the store?

[E]

Oh, you did tell us. Yeah, but.

[D]

Okay. Like, I don't even know what. I was just, like, bored and I was like, I'm gonna tackle shop. And I ended up buying Dramamine.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Really Quick, this. We're at the marina, and this is a. Like, it. Even though you said it was where all the tourists come, this felt like the locals marina. It was very kind of.

[B]

There was a plaque up. It said it was built in 1926. So it's 100 years old. It's, like, very character driven, but it's wood planks that, with their separation, like, if you spill the drama, mean it's going to fall into the dock.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, yeah, Sean did that.

[E]

You know, there's two of them. There's two good soldiers there. If you walked into the actual sort of store, so to speak, they looked like a family. Yeah. They looked at you like you had interrupted their dinner.

[D]

It was like the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where they're, like, laying in the beds.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

There's a woman sitting in a wicker chair facing away from you in the middle, like, right in front of the register.

[B]

They're, like, expecting you there.

[D]

Like, wasn't anywhere to, like, stand or hey or.

[E]

It really felt like we were the sort of, like, out of place white kids that arrive in the. In the town. Because our van is broken down at the start of the horror movie.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You know. Yeah. They're like, well, you can help you.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And then they bring us up to some guy that, you know, strips our back of skin and turns it into furniture or some shit. But. Yeah, keep going.

[D]

Well, yeah, I mean, we were. I went into that shop just to buy Dramamine. And I was like, I. I mean, it's not even. I'm not even gonna be able to explain it well, but I, like, it was just a series of ups that just ended in just total humiliation with like, I. I'm like, I'm looking for the Dramamine. They come over, they help me find it. And then I'm like. She's like, you got. It's cash only. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I got cash. And then I like. I'm like, like put my sunglasses up on top of my head so I can see because it's dark. And then I take my wallet out, and then I'm like, looking through for the cash. And then my sunglasses kind of start, like, falling off my head. So then I'm trying to, like, trying to, like, fix the sunglasses, but I'm also holding the wallet, and I got, like, other shit in my hands. And then just like, every single credit card, like, debit card, gift card, every single thing in my wallet falls out of my wallet, like, all at once, which happens, like I've showed. Like, I have an old, shitty wallet, so it's like.

[B]

It's too loose. Yeah, it's a little bit.

[D]

Everything is just in one compartment. And then if they go. They all go.

[E]

One goes. They all go.

[D]

So it's like. Like, I like my license, my credit card. Go. And then I'm like, scrambling. Then just everything goes. And then the sunglasses go to. And then I'm standing there holding, like, $8 in cash for the fucking Dramamine, and I'm surrounded by my own credit cards and my son. She's like, don't step back. Your sunglasses are right. And then my. I mean, my face is bright beating red. I'm so embarrassed. And then she's like, you lost your pocket? And I was like, oh, yeah, your pocket. Yeah, like, as a joke.

[E]

Oh. Oh, good. From her.

[D]

And then. And then I laughed. And then she said it again, and I was like, yeah. And then she explained it. She was like, I used to work on a golf course, and when people would lose their wallet, I would say a lot. You lost your pocket? And I was like, yeah, no, I got it the first two times.

[E]

I'll be honest with you. I didn't. And I'm actually. It's almost as if she explained it to me.

[D]

Maybe that's what it was for.

[E]

I'm glad I did tell Francis lady.

[D]

Yeah. She probably knew that I would pick it up automatically.

[E]

You're gonna have a friend who will not follow the pocket joke.

[B]

Everybody's a comedian. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, that was funny, too.

[E]

Yeah, that was funny at dinner last night. Oh, my God. I'm almost. I'm ashamed to tell this story. This is a good following. The. I was in a celebratory move.

[B]

You had six, and then you had some cocktails.

[E]

Yeah. I was feeling quite buoyed by the day's events and enjoying the camaraderie. And, you know, I'm looking at a table full of friends that were all excited to eat. Meanwhile, Harry's texting up a storm. I don't know who was so desperate for your attention, but all dinner.

[D]

No. Maybe in the beginning. At dinner, I was checking in on people.

[E]

I felt like you had business to attend to, so I was trying to overcompensate.

[B]

He was checking in on his strong friends.

[D]

I was great. Francis turned to me and he goes, are you okay?

[E]

I thought you were, like, in trouble. I was. I was worried about you. I. Well, I knew you'd had some. Some business stuff that you were kind of working through, and so I thought Maybe that had carried over and you were. I wanted to make sure you were not upset about it. I don't know.

[D]

No, no, no, I was. Good, positive vibes.

[E]

Well, right. So I'm. I'm trying to basically like, lean forward and give Harry the privacy of his business work on. And therefore I'm, you know, doing all the dancing and. And jigging around. And a waiter came out and was like, what would you guys like to have? And someone said, I'll have the grouper. And I was like, grouper, I hardly know her. And he didn't laugh.

[B]

But then after a second, nobody laughed. And then he started laughing and he was like, I'm gonna give you that one.

[E]

He said something.

[B]

He was like, yeah, I'm gonna give you that one.

[D]

I feel like you said something to get him to say that. You were like, nothing.

[E]

Maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I. And honestly, I didn't. And then I was like, no. And then he started to. And I was like, no, I don't deserve.

[B]

Yeah, I was like, don't enable him anything for that.

[E]

That was meant to be a joke. That falls flat. I wasn't trying that. That's not even one of the, like, grouper doesn't work for one of those

[D]

jokes kind of does.

[E]

It was an anti humor. No, I'm saying because like, like you. You know, Michael Scott says that in the office, right?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

He's like, banger. I hardly know her. Like, it has to be something that

[D]

could be a verb. Yeah. For fucking at that time.

[B]

But. But none of that context. Like you weren't able to give that to that guy.

[E]

No.

[B]

He thought that you were just trying your best. And so he was like, everybody wants to be a comedian. Yeah.

[D]

No, he was like, no. Didn't he say, like a guy wants

[E]

to be a comedian?

[D]

He was like, I don't want to like, hurt his feelings. He's like, who knows? Like, maybe he wants to be a comedian.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

He's like, maybe you'll be a come someday. And I was like, someday.

[D]

And then he was like, he's like, hey, let me know, like, if you ever make it.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

He's like.

[B]

He's like, come back here. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then he went away and France was like playing TD Garden in two weeks. TD Garden, two weeks, 20,000 people.

[E]

This guy doesn't know about comedy.

[B]

It was an. It was an anti joke.

[E]

Yeah. He's walking away. Yeah.

[B]

Anti joke. Yeah.

[E]

How do you feel about it now? Waiter. Waiter in Florida.

[B]

Know who I am? You should have hit him with it. Do you know who I am? But, yeah, you can't chase that one. That was funny.

[E]

Clear my plate, boss.

[B]

Boy, there were enough. Yeah, there's a lot of funny people down here. You know, that lady's funny. That waiter's funny. They're funny as.

[D]

Yeah, Shop I went into yesterday was funny. They had a. They had a Desantis bobblehead that I was gonna buy you around, but then it ended up actually being kind of expensive, and I was like, this isn't worth it.

[B]

Handed me the Desantis Would have been sick.

[D]

It would have been funny.

[B]

Desanctimonious.

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[B]

But they. They also had like big Golf of America shirts. Everything is pastel. But then they had like cartoon Golf of America shirts outside next to all the pastel.

[D]

Very Americana.

[B]

It just jump out. You got to wear pastel down here and everything closes super early. Thank God we got the hook.

[E]

Yeah, the hook. I'm excited for today. We're gonna be out kayaking around the mangroves and looking for manatees and dolphins.

[B]

Yesterday I saw a dolphin fully jump out of the water in the bay.

[E]

I'm pretty confident I saw a shark. I'm 99% sure that I saw a shark fan in and he wouldn't. I asked our captain, Captain Ed, before the day began, I said, can I jump in at some point? Because I love to. That. That helps. Sort of like remember when Maximus and gladiator, before every battle would already. He would pick up the dirt and he would rub it in his hands as if to ground himself and get a sense of the footing and whatever else.

[B]

It's like when a kicker is about to go out and they pick up some of the grass. Kind of get the wind.

[D]

I see. Yeah, yeah. Like. Like the. That photo of like, Tiger's caddy. Yes. Yeah. Cigarette in the air.

[E]

Have you not. Have you not seen Gladiator? Wow, that's a. That's a good one.

[D]

I haven't seen really any of those, like, medieval movies. I haven't seen Gladiator.

[E]

Gladiator would be the place to start. That was an iconic movie.

[D]

It's just not really my genre for some reason.

[E]

What would you say your genre?

[D]

Maybe that's low t of me to say, but it's not extremely low. It's just never really that.

[B]

Like the Patriot. All these movies that. On. During the daytime. Those are high te movies.

[D]

Well, wait, which one's the Patriot Patriots?

[B]

Mel Gibson. He, like, protects his family whenever somebody has to go on a crusade to protect their family or to write some kind of wrong. Those are high tea movies.

[D]

But I am like, I don't have to.

[B]

I'm just. I was.

[E]

Those days are behind me. I don't do that anymore. But I don't have to.

[D]

I do watch high T films.

[B]

Like what? Transformers?

[D]

Well, that's maybe the highest T movie there is. So bad example B. Yeah, I watch a lot of war movies.

[E]

These are war movies.

[D]

Yeah, but not the kind of war that's interesting to me.

[E]

The civil. The revolutionary. What. What war are you looking for?

[D]

World War II, even World War II.

[B]

You only like modern warfare.

[D]

Yeah. Like, honestly, like anything from the 80s and up.

[E]

Gulf War.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Afghanistan, Cold War. So that's where. Okay, I get it.

[D]

But I. I've seen. Because I've seen so many World War II movies and. And Document.

[B]

Have you seen Troy stuff?

[D]

No.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Civil War and Revolutionary War. Like, as far as I'm concerned, those never even happened. No interest at all of New York Civil War. I guess you can't really say that about. That one was for the. For the best,

[E]

but revolutionary. Had. You're not with that.

[D]

Cause now, that one wasn't really for me. That's a little too before my time.

[B]

That's the only time we had the upper hand against colonizers. That we as Americans could be like, you Colon.

[D]

Yeah, I just never, like, we learned about it in schools for so long. Like, we must have studied the revolutionary war for 10 years straight.

[E]

Is it possible that the Revolutionary War is the last war that we had in America where everybody politically, no matter what was on, is in agreement that that was right?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

We don't know if that. I bet there was definitely some fucking.

[B]

There were people who were loyalists.

[D]

Is there anyone in, like, some Brits in Brooklyn?

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, if Only we, you know, I said all along, England's doing great. Have we. I mean, because you.

[B]

You.

[E]

The Civil War, obviously, very divisive. And there are people in the south today who resent that war.

[D]

Probably within. Probably within like a mile radius of right here.

[E]

Correct. And then from there who are still

[D]

just furious about the Civil War.

[E]

Oh, I guess. What am I saying? No, World War I and World War II. Everyone. Everyone universally agrees, I think, politically, that we did the right thing.

[D]

Well, I don't know about univers. Japan probably doesn't.

[E]

No. I'm saying Americans, like, there's no, you

[B]

know, we had it coming.

[E]

There's nobody in Louisiana flying a Japanese flag right now.

[D]

No, no, no.

[E]

Being like, you know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Maybe like the Mexican War, the French American War, the Spanish War. But those also could have been small enough conflicts where people just didn't have opinion.

[E]

I didn't even care.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, probably right now.

[E]

But you go to Vietnam and then Afghanistan and all, you know, people were pretty up for excited about the Gulf War. I guess they were. Yeah. That was heralded as a classic American victory. It was very short. We didn't lose anyone. Really.

[B]

When was that? 1990.

[E]

Yeah, it was George Bush. Yeah.

[B]

Sick. Sick win. You know, he's. You know, he stays around here.

[E]

Yeah, that's right. Well, he's dead, but George Bush and

[B]

his family, his seed still is around here. W. W is down here.

[E]

He's runs looking around.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Is he in the backyard?

[B]

He's going to pop.

[E]

Just be in the woods.

[B]

This woods. This woods is a little bit spooky. I don't know why, but I kind of like. I feel like just being out here that like an alligator or like a Florida panther could just kind of come out and get know you. You.

[D]

Yeah, I could see that.

[B]

I feel like we're like enough in the wilderness where there's like just hairs and like jackrabbits and. I mean, we sharks. We saw. We saw sharks and turtles and stuff like that. If that's in the water, imagine what's on the land. Pythons.

[D]

Yeah. Nothing good.

[E]

Jaguars, jaguars, Ocelots.

[B]

Yeah, the ocelot.

[D]

They definitely got some nasty spiders. Lizards. Yeah, I saw one of those yesterday.

[B]

You did?

[D]

Yeah, in the parking lot lot.

[E]

Probably in iguana. There's tons of them.

[D]

Yeah, probably an iguana.

[E]

I told you about the guy that comes around with the airsoft gun or whatever it is and kills them all.

[D]

I think he might have left that out.

[A]

You.

[E]

Well, I think. Didn't I say Once a while ago on the pod that. That guy came to our house and had his gun.

[D]

You did? Yeah.

[E]

They're like, how many have you killed in your career? He was like tens of thousands. He's a genocidal lunatic. There's John Wick about lizards.

[D]

You got him be if you want to be the best.

[B]

Smoking them. It was almost close to being a bad fishing trip when as soon as we went out, there were the most flies that I've ever been around. I felt like I was a rotting dead body with the amount of flies around us. It didn't.

[D]

No, because I had a feeling they would go away. And Also that's like 90% of the time you go fishing. That's what it's like.

[B]

What made them go away. No one explained it.

[D]

I think we. Well, a. We killed almost all of them. If you just looked at the ground. Yeah.

[E]

They're attracted to white. And the entire boat turned black from how many corpses of flies there were.

[D]

But, like, I mean, sometimes when you go fishing, like, if you go fishing, like in, like, the woods, you gotta. Sometimes people will wear, like, the net over their. Over their head.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

In Wyoming, we. We had those, but I don't think

[E]

we ever used them because the skeeters are so bad.

[B]

Yeah, skeeters. But these were like, soft. Dumb.

[D]

Yeah. What did he call them?

[B]

Angel or. What are they? Kissing?

[D]

Love bugs.

[B]

Love bugs.

[D]

Fruity ass name.

[B]

Fruity. Like that.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He's calling us gay.

[D]

I know.

[B]

Reeks of insecurity.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Oh, those are love bugs, actually. Be careful with him. Watch your feet.

[B]

God is ass. His dumbass walked clean into that. Brutal.

[D]

He was the man, though.

[B]

What'd you boys watch on the. On the flight up?

[E]

I watched.

[D]

I didn't watch anything. I played chess for a while.

[E]

On the seat back?

[D]

No, on my laptop.

[E]

Oh, cool.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

There was the lady. The lady next to you was playing chess.

[E]

Was she now?

[B]

She was playing games on the seat pack.

[D]

I probably would have smoked her.

[B]

She was yapping your ear off. Was her alarm going off for like 20 minutes?

[E]

I mean, I did every. I gave her all the body language of don't talk to me.

[D]

Alarm going off on the plane is crazy.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

She said that she had been in laguard. The only thing I overheard, she was like, yeah, I've been in Guardia for seven straight hours, so I know it like the back of my hand. And you're like, I do too. I do too. You didn't even give her the. You weren't Even like, huh, that's crazy. You had to just also be like. Yeah, I do too.

[E]

Listen, you don't want to get into a LaGuardia. Off with me. All right. I'll take that personally.

[D]

Yeah, she also. You only know this one terminal.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You ever been to A or B?

[B]

Been to B?

[E]

In truth, I don't even remember the last time I went to A or B.

[D]

One of them. One of those is really nice.

[E]

Oh, yeah, it's the one that. The United one.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that one's nice.

[B]

But why not just let her win the laguardia off?

[D]

Can't.

[E]

I didn't. I don't think. I. I just really quickly realized that this was a person who she was ready to.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Was prepared to talk to me the entire flight. So you have to set a tone early. I. I couldn't have put my. Your AirPods in sooner. And she still tried to talk to me. With AirPods in.

[D]

Yeah, that's your mistake. You gotta have them on when you're getting on the plane.

[B]

Yeah, maybe, but sometimes you'll see a sliver of daylight. My guy next to me saw it. I took mine off to order the food just to be polite to the bartender or whatever. The flight. Flight attendant bartender. And as soon as I took mine off, he came in with a question.

[D]

I heard. I saw him talking to you. Yeah, he was looking for Dave. Like my lady. We didn't even look at each other. I give off an energy they know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not even gonna try.

[B]

No, you stink like off brand energy drink. When you get in. When you get on the flight, you smell like taurine. It turns off the pheromones. Just reeking of taurine. But. But my guy did. Francis. He spotted you watching a. A sneaky scene. Scene. An illicit scene? Yeah, Casino Royale. He had me take pictures of it. Harry, would you pass me my phone?

[E]

Over there, he was telling Roan, like, get your boy. He's watching porn on the plane.

[B]

Yeah, he was basically porn playing in you.

[E]

I'm watching a PG13 iconic James Bond movie.

[D]

How did they know you guys were boys?

[B]

Because we were. We were doing physical contact as soon as he got on the plane.

[D]

Oh, you guys were dapping up and stuff.

[B]

We're a tactile bunch.

[D]

I must have missed that.

[E]

I took a photo of the three of us because we were all in the window seat on the left side of first class. I. I actually.

[B]

Is this. So how. How explicit and illicit is this scene? If you saw that, do you think that. That's nasty.

[D]

You got it on the laptop.

[E]

They're clothed. No, it's an iPad.

[D]

Oh. It's got a keyboard attached to it, but it's still.

[B]

It's on. It's on his laptop. Laugh.

[D]

It's pretty intimate.

[B]

It's pretty intimate. It's a woman on top of a man.

[D]

I would definitely, like, kill the brightness if I were you on that scene and tap it a couple times at least.

[E]

I mean, I've had to. I do the old hand walls around the. On the component one.

[D]

Sometimes I can tell you're kind of throwing a shoulder. You're kind of leaning in with that right shoulder.

[E]

Block out that. Worried about it. I knew that there was no nudity in this movie, but even if there

[B]

was, that's what you pay for. You were up front.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You. You got the upgrade.

[E]

Correct.

[D]

That's America.

[B]

You're allowed to bit. You're flying to Florida.

[E]

They got movies for you can watch on the plane. I remember a time when they used to be censored, but nowadays I don't think they even censor them. They'll just tell you right up front, hey, just say no, you're about to see.

[D]

Or they'll tell you if there's a plane crash in it.

[E]

Oh, will they?

[D]

Yeah. Like, I remember I watched World War Z on the plane and they were like, just a heads up. This is going to be a little crazy to watch on a plane.

[B]

I don't think that World War Z is a high testosterone movie.

[D]

Not even close. It's a fully estrogen movie. That movie's buns.

[E]

Oh, I like that movie.

[D]

No, I'm kidding. That movie was fine.

[E]

I thought that was a good movie.

[D]

But it's definitely not hot.

[B]

It's not high T. I don't think modern war movies are high tea.

[D]

Ah, you're wrong.

[B]

I don't even think Transformers is.

[D]

Transformers is definitely high. Transformers is high, T. It's the definition of high tea.

[B]

I don't think so.

[D]

I don't think Megan Fox and Shia lab and Shia LaBeouf and muscle cars that turn into the beasts that are saving the planet.

[B]

They're like running away the whole time. It's the definition of flight. If it's like a fight or flight movie, like the Patriot, Gladiator, Apocalypto. These are fight movies.

[D]

No, Wrong.

[B]

They are not.

[D]

I don't think I've seen Transformers in recent mem. In recent times. Have you? We should watch it tonight. It's honestly one of the best movies it's so funny, too. It's hilarious.

[B]

I don't think.

[D]

Who.

[B]

Who's the. Who's the enemy? The Decepticons. Yes.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And so, like, you're fighting against a car.

[D]

No, the Decepticons are aliens.

[E]

Yeah, but so are the Autobots.

[D]

Yeah, but the Autobots, they have a good relationship with the humans.

[B]

I don't know. I just don't think that that's, like.

[D]

I don't.

[B]

I don't think most modern movies like that.

[D]

What's the Lincoln park song that they play?

[A]

It starts with one.

[E]

One day.

[B]

I don't know why.

[D]

While the war has not ended yet, there is still time for the Autobots to defeat the Decepticons.

[B]

It's just trying to be Star Wars. You think Star wars is high te? Have you watched that?

[D]

I wouldn't say Star wars is high T now. I would. I wouldn't say it's even close to as high T as Transformers. Transformers. You watch and you're like, oh, yeah, I'm a man.

[B]

I think you're watching. You're like, I'm a boy.

[D]

No, I promise, nothing puts you more

[B]

squarely in childhood than Transformers.

[D]

Now we'll watch it tonight. If you guys can stay awake past fucking 10.

[E]

Probably not. Honestly, I was so exhausted, I went into my room and I lied about the baby Trump thing. I went right to sleep.

[B]

What the fuck? We were out here watching Groucho Martin, full Groucho Marx black and white videos without you.

[E]

That was pretty funny. I watched some of that.

[B]

It was not funny.

[E]

No, it wasn't.

[D]

No, it was pretty bad.

[E]

It was funny how bad it was.

[B]

But maybe that was just like early jokes. We just stand on the giants who have. On the shoulders of giants who have come before us.

[D]

Exactly.

[E]

Could well be humorous.

[B]

Groucho Marx. Was he supposed to be high T or is he effeminate?

[D]

Definitely low T. Is he? Or maybe he's just high T. In a low T. Shit, in a low T, Bill.

[B]

He had a high T voice like a New York accent, but he had a low te sway about his hips.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He was kind of snapping.

[D]

Little loose. Little too loose to be necessarily high te.

[B]

Like a male volleyball player, kind of.

[E]

Today we can. The fish we catch, we get to eat at dinner.

[B]

That's high tea.

[D]

That is high tea.

[B]

That's pretty catching. Eat.

[D]

That's very high tea.

[E]

We will not eat unless we catch fish.

[D]

Well, that's not. We. We'll still eat. We'll have steak. Fine with me.

[E]

We're not eating steak. I mean, again, come on, now.

[B]

You can't have steak two nights in a row. Come on, bro.

[D]

Yeah, it's true. Bad for the heart.

[E]

Bad for the heart is right.

[B]

Is that why. Yeah, interesting. Rogan would say that you should, though. I feel like he's a. He's a red meat man.

[D]

I'm not Rogan.

[E]

What do you think the last.

[D]

Didn't catch a tarpon yesterday. Or a blue runner.

[B]

Wow. He definitely didn't. Rogan probably didn't catch anything yesterday.

[D]

What's Rogan doing that's so high t? Podcasting.

[B]

Bow hunting.

[D]

Bow hunting.

[E]

We should go bow hunting in Birmingham.

[B]

We should. That'd be so nice. Bow hunting.

[E]

Go for.

[B]

That's the name of it. Bow hunting.

[E]

You said that he's. He's been. He's not mad at anymore.

[D]

No, I think that episode with. About him texting you came out yesterday, and he said he was laughing.

[E]

Oh, good. All right, good.

[B]

Is he already listen, or was he only listening because he knew that his name got mentioned?

[D]

No, he's definitely listening more now because he knows we talk about him. He texted and he was like, new son of a boy, dad is lethal. And then he texted again. He was like, this shit has me raling. Here's roughlin rolling.

[B]

Is that the raffle house?

[D]

He was rolling on the floor.

[B]

Oh, so nice to get Bo raffling a little raffle mix. Belgian raffle.

[E]

Bo is high tea.

[D]

Belgian raffle. All right, let's end that. Let's end it on that.

[E]

I think we need a couple more minutes, but Bo.

[D]

Oh, really? I thought we were, like, at an hour 30.

[B]

You got Belgian raffle. You're having too much fun with the raffle house.

[E]

Bo's high tea. Bo's got tea dripping out of his eyeballs.

[D]

Those definitely. I'd say, yeah.

[E]

Does he take anything?

[D]

No. Oh, natural.

[E]

He's not on anything. No, not creatine.

[D]

No, I don't think so. I mean, he definitely took creatine at a point, but I don't.

[B]

Chef Donnie's dad was the first guy that I knew that was on testosterone. And he would always say, it won't add years to your life, but it will add life to your years. Years. That's such a nice. Isn't that nice?

[D]

That.

[B]

That idiom alone is enough to get me off the. On the tee. Add a little life to my ears.

[E]

Yeah, you could apply that to anything.

[B]

Yeah, well, just having that in the quiver when you're bow hunting, that's pretty good. It's so nice you say it about eating fish. I heard a guy at a food truck say, eat fish, live long. And I say it all the time. Eat fish, live long.

[D]

Eat fish, live long.

[B]

If I said that to you last night, you would have been chomping on some red snapper.

[D]

Yeah, I think it's still voting on with this. That steak was calling my name, especially with that cowboy butter.

[B]

You didn't even touch your cowboy butter and you didn't touch your starches.

[E]

I did touch my starches. I also. I told them to take the. I wanted them to take the plate away. And. And I said, if they don't take it away, I'll eat what is left. And I then ate more of the. All the butternut squash.

[B]

No, there's still a half a butter

[D]

cylinder.

[E]

No, I ate all of the butternut squash.

[B]

I didn't see that it was gone.

[E]

Can anyone vouch for the fact.

[D]

I think, if anything, you might have, like, mashed it around the.

[B]

Vouch for that.

[E]

When that plate was taken away, all

[D]

spread it around the plate.

[E]

Mashed potatoes that looked like whipped cream.

[B]

And there's a cornucopia on the fruit of the loom.

[E]

I have a very strong sense of what I ate and what I donate.

[D]

What you donate. You definitely donated the other half of that.

[E]

Fucking

[D]

donated it to the trap trash.

[B]

Yeah, you did. I can't believe that that waitress took away our. Our. Our snacks while we were eating the dessert. That was fun.

[E]

Yeah, that was like.

[D]

That was. That was just straight disrespect.

[B]

That was a Get the out.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Last table. Even though we tipped fat.

[D]

That was a lot of disrespect.

[B]

Fat tip.

[D]

Not even letting us finish the dessert.

[B]

That's disrespectful. But it was also a crazy move to want to. To smoke one before that meal. We couldn't.

[D]

That wasn't me.

[B]

That meal stinking.

[D]

That was not me. I was anti.

[E]

Well, we didn't.

[D]

Because I said, no, no, no, no, no.

[E]

Yeah. Rolled one up in the car the whole way over the light on, making it very dangerous for me to drive. We got there and he was like, no, we're saving this.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, we were in, like, a fucking villa with, like, it would have been a sink.

[E]

I said, we would have been calling the police.

[B]

Yeah, that's the way to do it out here. What are you guys after for breakfast? What do you guys. What do you guys. Should we.

[E]

What should we chomp on hungry right now?

[B]

An egg and cheese sandwich. Is that what you're saying or like, what's up? What's a lighter breakfast that we could get?

[D]

I could go bacon, egg and cheese. I'm not a net. I'm not just egg and cheese. I need. I need some bacon or sausage in there.

[B]

Carcinogen.

[D]

Yeah. I need something.

[B]

You need your carcinogen to start the day. What's like a light breakfast? Like a chia. A chia seed.

[E]

I could go for some overnight oats.

[D]

Yeah. I could just do a Chobani.

[B]

Honestly, Chobani would be nice and light.

[E]

That's not gonna cut it for me. I need a.

[B]

What about the protein infused Chobani? What about the 20 ounces of protein? 20 grams. The bro Chani high tea.

[D]

Tawny.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

How about Shohei Ohtani Chamdani? Shohei Chobani

[B]

Sense.

[D]

How is Shobani? Not a thing already. Don't you think they would be jumping on that quick? Like he could be the face of the brand.

[E]

Yeah,

[B]

you're right. You're right. Shobani. Probably it is. There's got to be. It has to be a real thing.

[D]

I don't think so. The guy just created it.

[B]

All right, well, trademark it.

[D]

Yeah, I know. Got to. I'm gonna have to call him.

[B]

Sh is his first name, right? It's not like a Chinese thing where the first name's the last name.

[D]

Yeah. Sh is his first name.

[B]

Sh. So like anybody could have the first name. Shohei. Like he doesn't own Shohei. He, My baby owns Ohtani. If it was Ohtani Chobani, maybe you couldn't do it. But if it's Shohei Chobani, you could probably get that.

[D]

I think I'm going to.

[B]

And start selling it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Without his say so.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He can't trademark everything that rhymes with.

[D]

I think we should make those shirts, print them. I'm going to talk to the merch team and I'm going to say let's get some Joe Hechobani in the store.

[E]

What would the logo be?

[B]

Would it be more Shohei or more Chobani?

[D]

More Chobani.

[E]

It'd be one of those. You know how Chobani made those flips?

[D]

Yeah, of course.

[E]

What do you think the Chobani. The Shohei. The Chohei Chobani flip would have in it?

[D]

Steroids.

[B]

Steroids and sushi.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Gambling receipts that are.

[D]

A bunch of bed slips.

[E]

Iou.

[B]

Now we're done.

[D]

Now we're done.

[E]

Yeah. Nicely done.

[D]

Thank you.

[E]

Stick with us for fish week. We got lots more videos coming out. Shout out to hook for for decking us out. And we'll be back all this week with plenty of awesome content and more fishing. Thank you. See you.

[F]

Still

[D]

underground.