Atlanta | Son of a Boy Dad #324

Summary

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Son of a Boy Dad #324: Atlanta

Podcast: Son of a Boy Dad
Hosts: Harry (Lil Sasquatch), Roan, Francis
Release Date: August 7, 2025
Theme: Navigating post-college life, creative projects, and male bonding with heavy doses of self-deprecation and Barstool Sports-style comedy.

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Overview

In this episode, Lil Sasquatch (Harry) checks in after a busy stretch that’s left him reconsidering his routines and priorities. Still adjusting to life after dropping out of college, he leans on Roan and Francis for guidance, banter, and camaraderie. Discussion centers on recent personal updates, behind-the-scenes at Barstool, launching new projects (including an esports team), coping with remote work, and trademark Boy Dad riffing ranging from driving quirks to masculinity, headstones, UFC hypotheticals, and hot air balloon mishaps.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Remote Recording & Home Life Exposed

• The crew records remotely as Harry reveals more of his life at home, showing off his apartment setup.
• Francis drops by Harry’s apartment unannounced, leading to a hilariously awkward encounter.
  • Francis: “I stood outside of his window and yelled up. I went, 'Harry, Harry!'" (05:07)
  • Harry: “My immediate thought was, like, I’m gonna have to move. So do people know where I live now?” (05:11)
• Harry admits he rarely uses his couch, preferring his desk and gaming setup: “Why would I sit on the couch when I’ve got 16 gigabytes of RAM looking me right in the eyes?” (10:59)

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2. Tech & Gaming Addictions

• Harry showcases his new tech purchase, the ROG Ally handheld PC:
  • “It’s literally just a computer. The home screen is Windows 11. I know you boys are still on the Mac wave—it’s time to let that die.” (14:44)
• Describes long hours at the desk gaming or editing—even using portable setups while traveling.
• Roan and Francis marvel at Harry’s commitment to his gadgets and his PC-centric lifestyle.

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3. Project Overload & Stand-Up Comedy

• Harry discusses involvement in multiple new Barstool and personal projects, including an esports team for Call of Duty ("Telluride Warlords"), outdoor videos, and ongoing stand-up gigs.
  • “I’m just trying to get rich quick.” (17:39)
  • “No, I’m still doing stand-up. I got a bunch of dates coming up in the fall.” (17:47)
• Roan & Francis rib Harry about possibly detaching from the original pod and pursuing “Dad going out for golf and never coming back” energy.
  • Francis: "Feels a little bit like a father that is deciding to detach from his own family." (19:00)
• Harry assures them he’s not abandoning stand-up or the pod, just juggling many plates.

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4. Launching the Esports Team

• Harry is excited about starting a new Call of Duty organization with Jerry and Mook, inspired by teams like OpTic.
  • “We’re basically starting an organization for Call of Duty. We’re gonna recruit players better than us.” (21:44)
  • Francis jokes about trying out, comparing himself to "Mark Wahlberg trying out for the Eagles." (22:32)
• Receives a notably supportive response from the community and even talks about TikTok influencers and streamers offering their YouTube channels.

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5. Work-Life Boundaries & Friendships

• Banter about detachment, boundaries, and shifting friendships as workloads grow.
  • Francis professes, “I miss you. I miss when you didn’t have so much going on. And I regret that I used to sort of joke that you didn’t do that much, because this version of you is not the one that I like.” (20:24)
• Roan observes, “We are the wife that was like, get off the couch… Now all he does is golf now. He found multiple hobbies. It’s—we’re left in the dust.” (20:56)

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6. Barstool Behind-the-Scenes

• Francis shares that he’s helping Dave Portnoy with his forthcoming book; learns about the deep history of Barstool.
  • “I’m just a vessel for Dave’s mind and his… He’s leading the charge on this. I’m just lending whatever bullshit writing stuff I’ve got to this project.” (24:23)
  • Discusses potential dynamics of rooming with Dave during the “Internet Invitational” Barstool event.

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7. Absurd Masculine Hypotheticals

• The trio imagines whether they could win a fight with a 100lb UFC woman—balancing bravado with self-deprecation.
  • Roan: “Anyone that studies Jiu Jitsu might as well be studying magic.” (43:18)
  • Francis: "[She] is gonna turn my ankle 180 degrees around, like it’s the neck of an owl.” (44:01)
  • Harry: "Like, I mean, a kid that plays AAU basketball, if they crossed me up, I'm out. If this 100-pound fighter is, is like quick at all, I'm—maybe I could stop them if they were coming directly at me." (45:00)

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8. Stone Yards & Gruesome Headstone Realities

• Francis reveals local stonemasons’ main business is grave headstones: “People die constantly, and everyone wants a headstone to mark it.” (49:08)
• Recounts having a 1,500 lb stone table built and worries about his apartment floor caving in under the weight:
  • Francis: “Imagine like, I’m sitting there typing, and then one day… I just sinkhole, a crack and I’m plunging with my legs beneath a 1,500lb table down into my storage unit.” (51:07)
  • Harry: "Your legs would be…turned to mashed potatoes." (51:11)

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9. Hand Gestures & Road Rage

• Roan describes a road rage incident involving “the Slim Shady” middle finger and firing back with the “tiny dick” hand signal. (31:40)
• Group debates the universality and escalation of car-based gestures.

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10. Random Banter: Sports, Jail, and More

• Touches on diverse topics:
  • Hot Air Balloons: Francis recounts a scary ride in Kenya; group riffs on the concept of hot air balloon “pilots.” (55:37, 58:16)
  • Live PD: Roan professes love for the unfiltered cop reality show, the rest skeptical about “fake” cop bodycam videos. (86:01–87:48)
  • TV/Film: Quick reviews of "Happy Gilmore 2," Adam Sandler, and mentions of “Scott’s Tots” from The Office. (82:10–85:52)
  • Jail Survival: Imagining strategies for not becoming a target, “looking for immunity idols” as in Survivor. (90:51–91:16)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Francis (on surprise visits): “I paid a house call. I didn’t expect to necessarily see you…Instead of answering I thought you might open the window. You didn’t. You just came downstairs.” (07:12)
• Harry (on post-trip decompression): “I gotta decompress. I gotta go play video games for like, a while at least.” (15:49)
• Roan (on Call of Duty team): “Ninja said he’s not using his YouTube channel anymore…he said we could just squat on his channel.” (96:14)
• Francis (on Detachment): “Feels a little bit like a father that is deciding to detach from his own family.” (19:00)
• Harry (on surviving jail): "One day of immunity. No one can you in the ass." (91:12)
• Roan (on Joe Burrow): "If he started having sex with men, 51% of American males would have sex with men too." (69:18)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:54–10:41| Home setups, apartment privacy, and Francis’s stealth house call | | 10:59–12:38| Tech/gaming talk—Harry’s ROG Ally device and PC lifestyle | | 15:26–19:00| Busy schedules, emotional distance, and “dad energy” | | 21:44–22:07| Esports org launch: “We’re starting an organization for Call of Duty.” | | 24:23–25:47| Francis on co-writing Dave’s book and upcoming Barstool event | | 43:09–46:29| UFC woman fight hypotheticals (martial arts vs. masculinity) | | 49:04–54:41| Stonemasonry, 1500lb table, fear of floors collapsing | | 55:31–61:09| Hot air balloons in Kenya, pilots vs. elevator operators | | 69:18–79:05| Quarterbacks doc, Joe Burrow, Kirk Cousins, and the economics of NFL QB life | | 82:10–85:52| Reaction to “Happy Gilmore 2”, Adam Sandler, and Ben Stiller | | 91:04–92:44| Jail survival strategies, “Survivor” style alliances in prison |

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Tone & Language

The episode is loose, self-effacing, and brimming with absurdist humor. Ribbing and camaraderie abound, blending raw honesty about anxieties and aspirations with parodic takes on masculinity, work, and friendship. The language is casual, profanity-laced, and performatively unserious, embodying Barstool's signature bro-comedy tone.

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Final Thoughts

“Atlanta” is a snapshot of post-adolescent drift and hustle, with Harry wrestling for purpose in a world where streaming, stand-up, and side hustles blur together. Roan and Francis serve as playful mirrors—sometimes parental, sometimes rivals, sometimes just as lost. The pod remains quick-witted and breezily confessional, capturing the spirit of young men working, living, and overthinking together in public.

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Transcript

[Roan]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Roan]

It's also funny, you just like kind of like looking down. Like it's like zoomed in. Obviously you're looking at the screen, but it's like zoomed into your forehead. Just seems like you're hacking into the mainframe. But I think people are going to be excited to see that. That's the most people have ever seen of your apartment. Exposed beams, the couch, the tv.

[Harry]

The most they'll ever see. I don't like that.

[Roan]

Yeah, go down a little bit. We want to see what's on the floor. What's that, a Coleman stove in the background? What's over your left shoulder?

[Harry]

No, it's with my PC's box.

[Francis]

Gotta hold on to that.

[Harry]

It said to save the box. I don't know why, but I'm kind of just holding on to it. I mean, I should throw it away, but I don't feel like breaking it down.

[Francis]

Did you buy the warranty?

[Harry]

I don't remember.

[Francis]

I'm sure I would say just, yeah, hold on to the box until the warranty expires.

[Roan]

To your Elizabeth warranty expires.

[Harry]

And return it.

[Francis]

Yeah. Hey, Ron, I gotta, I. I went and saw Harry at his home.

[Harry]

Yeah, true. He did a massive invasion of space.

[Roan]

No, he didn't.

[Francis]

Just went over there. Yeah.

[Roan]

What happened?

[Francis]

Didn't even tell him I was coming. I just showed up.

[Roan]

What? What?

[Francis]

I stood outside of his window and yelled up I went, harry, Harry.

[Harry]

Yeah. And so I just had gotten home. I was in Massachusetts, and I just got back, like, literally, like, five minutes before. And I was, like, sitting at my desk just kind of, like, decompressing for, like, two seconds before I had to go return the rental car. And then I hear someone yelling my name from outside. And I. In my. Like, my immediate thought was, like, I'm gonna have to move. I was like, so do people, like, know where I live now? And then I like. And I still, like. The whole time, I'm like this. And then they yelled my. He said, harry, settle. And I was like, what the. And then. I don't know why. It took me, like, a minute to realize, but then I was like, oh, wait, that's just Francis's voice. And then I just went outside and saw him.

[Roan]

You're in the neighborhood.

[Francis]

Then I went in and I rang his doorbell, at which point I saw him coming down, and he. He walked out. And I thought he would. You know, I thought he would be excited to see me and talk to me, but he sort of just walked past me and started walking down the sidewalk to the point where I had to. Then that's not at all what I had to catch up to him to keep our conversation going.

[Harry]

I'm at his home uninvited. Uninvited? You were at my home?

[Francis]

Yeah, but, like, you know.

[Harry]

No, we talked for, like, yeah, I.

[Francis]

Was in the neighborhood, and I wanted to say hi. Like, what's up, man? And you're like, hey, not much. Just got home, and he's walking away from me.

[Harry]

I was walking to the car, and I'm like.

[Francis]

I'm like, where are you going? And he's like, oh, I got my rental car. I gotta take it back. And I'm like, are we gonna have a conversation at all right now? Is there any conversation that we can have for free? Even just a minute? Just say hi to me.

[Harry]

You know, I will say, like, I think I handled it poorly. Like, I think I handled it pretty much as awkward as you possibly could.

[Roan]

Default setting for you.

[Francis]

You know, I paid. I paid a house call. And by the way, I didn't expect to necessarily see you. I wasn't going to wait until someone opened the door and then come up to your door, which I've done before. I've done that before to wake you up for roan.com, but of course. But I wasn't gonna do that. I figured if you didn't answer, you wouldn't be home. But instead of like answering or open. I thought you might open the window. You didn't. You just came downstairs.

[Roan]

Because I.

[Harry]

Because I didn't know who it was. And then as I was like, I'm gonna go downstairs. Because I had to go downstairs anyway to return the car. And I was gonna. My plan originally was I was gonna go downstairs, and if it was a stranger, I was gonna be like, yo, you can't do that. Like, that was gonna be my plan. And then while I was leaving my apartment, I was like, oh, wait, that was definitely Francis.

[Francis]

Yeah. I mean, you.

[Roan]

You.

[Francis]

I would say you gave me one shade higher than, yo, you can't do that. You pretty much dismissed me out of hand.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

And went on to your car for like 15 minutes.

[Francis]

I had to walk to your rental car.

[Harry]

It was across the street. It's right there.

[Francis]

But I. But I didn't know at that time that we would actually. You'd actually give me the time of day at the rental car. I had to catch up. I had to run to you.

[Harry]

Got to make sure she wasn't getting towed.

[Roan]

Francis. What were you doing in his neighborhood?

[Francis]

Just walking. Just walking around. Just out for a stroll. And I. I like walking around that part of New York.

[Harry]

And who doesn't?

[Francis]

Sometimes I'll just walk down Harry's, you know, his house, sort of past it, just to see, you know, is he in there? What's he doing? Does he want to hang out? And a lot of the time it's pretty much a hard no.

[Harry]

I honestly, like, there's so many thoughts going through my head at the moment. Like, initially it was, you know, who is this? Then it was like, oh, this is Francis. And then it was like, my apartment's never been this messy ever. There's no fucking way he's coming up here.

[Roan]

I don't believe that.

[Harry]

That Francis, you can vouch for. You yelled and I came down immediately. I was down there.

[Francis]

No, but he was on his way down.

[Harry]

There's no. There was no chance of anyone coming up.

[Francis]

I mean, look, we all know the only way you can, you know, actually get a view into Harry's apartment when it's messy is if you're a five year old girl asking for your mother. And of course I am not that I'm too old and too male for Harry to give me a peek.

[Harry]

Too old. Too blind. I'm too damn blind.

[Roan]

I think that when we were doing the walk through New York, we were very close to, like, taking a pilgrimage past your apartment. But then I realized that your apartment would then wind up on the Celebrities of New York tour. And there would be double decker buses winding through the West Village as people like as Hungarians hung over the sides with binoculars trying to catch a view. And they probably could because you're on the second floor. True docs.

[Francis]

So this building behind me you can see is home to notorious recluse hairy little Sasquatch Settle. Legend has it he hasn't left his home in 14 years.

[Roan]

Just shaking a stick at them out the window.

[Francis]

One of the things he is the Osama bin Laden of the West Village.

[Roan]

A tall ass wall around his apartment.

[Harry]

I gotta get one of those. You need a kill for that.

[Roan]

But one of the things that gave me pause in your. In your story was you said that you got inside and you had to decompress. So you sat down at your desk for two minutes. Why would you sit down at your desk to decompress when you have that plush couch behind you? Why wouldn't you just like collapse?

[Harry]

I don't sit there ever. I can't even tell you the last time I said, why would I sit on the couch when I've got 16 gigabytes of RAM looking me right in the eyes? I got no need for a couch anymore. I don't even use the tv. I just use my second monitor. What do you watch?

[Roan]

Ball.

[Harry]

On my monitor. Just the. It's an unbelievable setup. Yeah. Show you a photo of it right now.

[Francis]

You sit and watch. You're going to watch TV this fall in a computer chair at a desk.

[Harry]

When you're a busy guy like me, it's. It's hard to get away from the computer, you know.

[Roan]

That's security guard behavior.

[Harry]

You got. Oh yeah, I've got cameras.

[Roan]

That's ridiculous. A swivel chair. Watch.

[Harry]

That's not gonna focus. You get the gist. Preseason.

[Francis]

You look like a fucking Trader Snowden Monitor. The goal. Japanese market, you know.

[Harry]

That is the goal. I made another big purchase this week. In terms of the tech. In terms of tech.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I got a like a Steam Deck type thing. It's pretty much just a handheld PC. It's fucking awesome.

[Francis]

What does that do?

[Harry]

It's everything you want it to do.

[Roan]

You can game on the go.

[Harry]

You can game on the go, but you could also like. I could like edit a video on it. Because it's not actually a Steam Deck. It's called a Rog Ally. It's The Rog ally 7 inch. Just a beautiful piece of equipment.

[Roan]

You want to see it?

[Harry]

It's in my room. Fell asleep Playing. Fell asleep playing Halo last night.

[Roan]

We could chat for a second while you go do that.

[Francis]

Yeah, go grab it.

[Harry]

I'll go get it.

[Francis]

We want to see the steam deck.

[Roan]

Are you in your upstate?

[Harry]

Turning my camera off.

[Francis]

Yeah, I'm upstate. I'm upstate. There's just a lot of foliage outside the window, you know, trees, wildlife, bird life. Not a whole lot, you know, Not a whole lot. I can't see.

[Roan]

Have the leaves started falling? Are the leaves falling yet?

[Francis]

No, we're still a few months. You know what I'll say though? And tell me what? If this is true in the city. I mean the big city that you're in. Are you guys experiencing a lot of smog from the Canada wildfires?

[Harry]

Where is upstate?

[Francis]

Dude, I can't see anything. I mean, crazy. It is the sun. I'm not kidding you. There's not a cloud in the sky. The sun is opaque.

[Harry]

Really? Is it. Is it. Is it going to make its way down to the big city if you don't have it?

[Francis]

Albany at the city. I'd be surprised that. I guess that's what I was wondering.

[Harry]

I haven't been outside today, so I don't know how we could have it bad. I could. I could open those curtains and it could be black outside.

[Francis]

I love that Roan and I angled our lenses of our cameras or put our computers facing us so that the light hits us and you're just like in full blown.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Really nothing. There's nothing I can do about it.

[Francis]

You're just a shadow.

[Harry]

I think you guys.

[Roan]

I mean, with the camera, you got darker somehow. You went. You look like Justin Trudeau. You went missing my face for a half second.

[Harry]

If I cover it up more, it works better.

[Roan]

Yeah, they'll like backlit. You look like a silhouette.

[Harry]

I know. Nothing I can do about it.

[Francis]

Fellas.

[Harry]

I apologize.

[Roan]

See the deck? Let's see the Steam deck.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

Jesus.

[Francis]

Oh, that looks a game. Video game.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's a game, but it's literally a PC. Look at this.

[Roan]

You're not editing videos on that.

[Francis]

What are you talking about?

[Harry]

It's legit because I. You hook it up to the portable monitor. Bring the keyboard, bring the mouse. It's a full on computer. I'll show you. It's like the home screen is Windows. Is Windows 11. I know you boys are still on the Mac wave. It's time to let that die Windows into the future.

[Francis]

You're selecting which Internet browser to use with the X button.

[Harry]

No, it's touch screen too.

[Francis]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

You're gonna edit on a touch screen, though. I just don't see you. I don't see you edit. You should edit this episode on that just to prove. Prove us wrong.

[Harry]

Well, I'm not. Obviously, I wouldn't use these controls, but see, it's literally just. It's just a computer.

[Francis]

I asked Harry when I saw him, I said, do you want to come for a little bit more of. You want to go for a walk or something? You want to go get, like, a iced tea? Coffee is what I said. You want to get an iced tea at one of these outdoor cafes and catch up? And he goes, nah, man. I've been. I've been on the road. Like, I've been driving for hours. I gotta decompress. I gotta go play video games for like, a while at least.

[Harry]

And I did. And it was a great night.

[Francis]

Might have been the most beautiful day of the year.

[Harry]

Could have been.

[Francis]

And he was like, dude, I can't be outside any longer.

[Harry]

Well, I had to go back to Massachusetts, and then I had to go to Atlanta the next day. And I just got back from Atlanta last night. And then we recorded our first episode of our Me, Mook and Jerry's new project, which will come out tomorrow. Recorded that about 11pm kind of shit. I'm on now. You can stop grinding. What's up?

[Francis]

Have you announced this?

[Harry]

I mean, nothing more than what we talked about on the pod with kb.

[Roan]

And Nick will tell us more about it.

[Harry]

I mean, the. Everyone will, like, you'll hear about it in the video. Like, we pretty much decided just to start from now rather than, like, building it all up and trying to get all the logistics handled. Because I think part of the entertaining part will be us just figuring it out. So we, like, worked through some names. We worked through, like, what our goals were for the year and all that. And we're gonna. Hopefully we're gonna put out, like, a little call to action if anyone wants to try out. And then we'll do tryouts for a while, narrow it down to our four demons.

[Roan]

Cool. I think that you might have more projects than me and Francis right now.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. Busy.

[Roan]

You literally. You do. You have out of order. The outdoor mascots?

[Harry]

What's the outdoors?

[Roan]

The fishing stuff?

[Harry]

Just going fishing?

[Roan]

No, the videos that you've done. You did videos with Sydney. You did the videos in Chicago.

[Harry]

Yeah, but that doesn't. I mean, that's easy. That's light work. This is more of a.

[Roan]

This is a passion sticks in the fire you have a lot of sticks in the fire.

[Harry]

I'm just trying to get rich quick.

[Roan]

Well, I'm. I'm just worried that you're like. Is stand up dead? Like, what's going on, bro? Did you.

[Francis]

Did you.

[Harry]

Oh, no, I'm still doing stand up. I got a bunch of dates coming up in the fall.

[Roan]

Bro, that almost popped.

[Harry]

No, no, I'm literally doing four show. I'm doing four shows in New York at Rodney's, and then I'm doing. I think I'm doing Zany's, Nashville. I'm going to Chicago again. Big cities.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Harry]

Big things. This is a big year. I. I toured super aggressively in the beginning of the year, too.

[Roan]

And how are ticket sales? Because I'm hearing. I'm hearing that the bubble is.

[Harry]

I don't know. I just. I'm just getting my. I'm dipping my pen in all the ink.

[Roan]

Francis, are you. Don't you kind of notice that he has, like, this uptick in, like, outward energy? Like, what is. Or like, the fact, Dude.

[Francis]

I mean, I'll say this, like, every time I come over to his house. He's not. He's too tired to hang out. And I. You know, I. I mean, he's legitimately, like, I have to return a rental car. I have to. I just got off a plane from Atlanta doing this. You know, it's. It. It feels a little bit like a father that is deciding to detach from his own family.

[Roan]

I can relate.

[Francis]

Like, you know, quietly. He's met someone and is basically trying to let us down slowly and generally.

[Roan]

Oh, we're his family.

[Francis]

I. I think I am. I think I.

[Roan]

So we're the ones who. But we're the ones who are getting detached from.

[Francis]

Yeah, he doesn't. He told me. He was like, guys, what do you. Where do you see the pod going? We're at a point now where, like, let's have an honest conversation.

[Harry]

What is this worth continuing?

[Francis]

You know, it's not what it used to be. Like, I feel like we've all outgrown it. This is all false.

[Harry]

All of these are lies, literally. What's the format? All I'm doing.

[Roan]

What's the format with you, Jerry and Mook? Is it a zoom podcast? Because that's exactly what we're doing right now.

[Harry]

No, it's not going to be, like, a traditional. Like, it's not going to be like a podcast. Like, it will be the. What we're putting out tomorrow will be exactly what we're doing right now. But, I mean, but that's just like. It's kind of just more of like an explanation of like, this is the project, but it's not going to be like a podcast format thing. Like, it's definitely not going to be like a weekly basis, like, oh, we got to record this again. You know, it's going to be like when something is happening, we will be recording.

[Francis]

All right, listen, I'm not afraid to say it. I miss you. I miss when you didn't have so much going on. And I regret that I used to sort of joke that you didn't do that much because this version of you is not the one that I like.

[Harry]

No, me neither. But on the bright side, the out of order, we're like, pretty much done filming. Atlanta was like the last big thing. And, yeah, so my time will free up a lot. That's pretty much where 99 of my time has been.

[Roan]

Francis, we are the wife that was like, get off the couch. Like, go. Go do. Get a hobby. Go do something. Take up golf. And now all he does is golf now. He found multiple hobbies. He's now a doorsman. He's. It's. It's. We're left in the dust. We're empty nesters now.

[Harry]

My only hobby right now is just making cash. That's the goal here. We're just trying to get out of the gutter.

[Francis]

Cash.

[Harry]

No, but we're going to. You'll see how this. This league is. We're taking over. Everything is changing from here. It's no more USB mics, guys. We're all going to have our own personal studios.

[Francis]

Is it sort of like a making the band or like a. An American Idol of video games?

[Harry]

In a way.

[Francis]

Well, that's a cool concept.

[Harry]

Yeah, it is. Like, I like. It's pretty much we're starting an organization for Call of Duty.

[Francis]

That's. Oh, you're starting like a team, like an Optic or.

[Harry]

And me, Jerry and Mook are running it. And then my friends, some couple of my buddies are going to be involved too.

[Francis]

Are you gonna recruit players that are better than you?

[Harry]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. That's like.

[Roan]

So, Francis, you could play.

[Francis]

Is that why you didn't send me the email?

[Harry]

Because you're afraid that emails haven't been sent out yet? But no, it's gonna be that. This won't be like. Like, I'm not even in the. In the same realm as these guys.

[Francis]

This is gonna be like Mark Wahlberg trying out for the Eagles. Yeah, I'll be like, I got. I gotta clean up the. I know that's not a Philly accent, but, you know, somehow I come out there and like my, you know, in my painters overalls and just kill streak everyone.

[Roan]

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm looking forward to it. But I'm also a little bit hurt that you're doing all this stuff without, without me and Francis. But Francis, I know that you're working on stuff without me and Harry too. And yeah, I know, I know that you're. I know that you're building things and I know that your, your stand up bubble hasn't popped and I know that you're. Can you talk about what you're, what you're writing?

[Francis]

Just helping Dave on his book. That's really kind of it that's coming along and I feel like you're making.

[Roan]

That seem like a very like, passive thing. Like, ah, just. But I feel like you're definitely being very active with that, you know.

[Francis]

I mean, it's Dave's book and it's fun to sort of have, you know, read the stuff that he's putting out and learn a lot about barstool and like stuff that I've heard of but had not been exposed to. Like behind. There's so many layers behind the layers that were, were known and kind of walking down like a memory lane of 2013, 14, 15 right now. It's pretty cool. Yeah.

[Roan]

Do you have to, like, how do you, like, do you have to get into the headspace of Dave? Do you have to method act as him and like buy some horses and like fat shame some slobs or something or like, how do you.

[Francis]

I am just a vessel for Dave's, you know, mind and his, his. He, you know, he's leading the charge on this is his book very much. And I'm just trying to lend whatever bullshit, like writing stuff I've. I've got to this project. So that's it. That's all.

[Roan]

There's a lot of combos with Dave. You talk with Dave.

[Francis]

I just had a meeting with him right before this.

[Harry]

And why is he not on the podcast then?

[Francis]

He doesn't.

[Harry]

You couldn't have just, you couldn't have just dragged him along or just added. You could have just added us to the meeting. We could have just gone from there.

[Francis]

He is still unaware that I am part of Son of a. But the Internet Invitational is next week and I'm going to be staying in a house with him. They put me in the same Airbnb with Dave.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Francis]

What. So I'm thinking We're gonna.

[Harry]

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do if he has to borrow toothpaste?

[Francis]

Well, with Dave what I'll do is I'll probably cut the bottom of the toothpaste and let him squeeze out from the bottom and I'll squeeze from the top and then we'll meet in the middle at some point. Look, I'm not worried about sharing toothpaste with Dave, okay? Dave is not going to eat fucking Burger King at two in the morning.

[Harry]

And you know that.

[Francis]

What if you big what if dog bites?

[Harry]

What if Dave's. What if your idea of Dave is just complete? Like, what if his lifestyle is identical to mooks? What would you do with that? Like, would you have to step away from the book?

[Francis]

I think it would mean that I would doubt everything I've learned about what it takes to become successful in the world. Yeah. Because how could a man like Dave become as successful as he is if he's living moocs lifestyle, which is to me a recipe for not being successful.

[Roan]

Moocs.

[Harry]

Moocs lifestyle has cleaned up drastically.

[Francis]

Has it now?

[Harry]

Oh yeah.

[Roan]

I don't believe that it has.

[Harry]

He doesn't eat it like any. He doesn't eat any good food anymore. We play video games and it's just chicken and rice. That's what I mean.

[Roan]

He did lose weight. I know he, he lost a little bit of weight. But it is weird to see Dave, he's such a behemoth figure that it's weird to see Dave in other circumstances. Like when I did that diss track in, in Florida. He drove me in his car from the studio to, to his house and it was just weird to even see him drive. Like I didn't even know he could drive.

[Harry]

I never even considered it that he.

[Roan]

Drives or like that he could like cook a piece of food or like it's like seeing your teacher ass naked or something like that. It was just like a little bit jarring. Like I didn't, I didn't know he could even just had it, had his own car. Like I expect Mike the security guy to be driving everywhere.

[Harry]

How was he behind the wheel?

[Roan]

He was reckless.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I was like, Dave Davis.

[Francis]

Red.

[Roan]

It's red. I was like, Dave, you're pulling up. It was like one of those double decker car, like double decker trucks that carry a bunch of cars on it. But it was like it was empty and it was a red light. I was like, dave, Dave, Dave, it's red. And he gunned it. He went over, he went up the ramp on the back and did like a Fast and the Furious kind of.

[Harry]

That's awesome. I never jumped.

[Francis]

Everybody knows. Everybody knows dead spin runs the traffic lights around here. I'm not stopping for that.

[Harry]

Is he a. Is he an outside lane guy or an inside lane? Like, is he hugging. Is he hugging the other cars or is he hugging the mailboxes?

[Roan]

Just like his politics. Perfectly centered. Really? Yeah. Right down the middle.

[Harry]

My God.

[Roan]

People. Well, people thought that he was leaning a little bit towards the right, but if you actually get behind him, you'll see he's deadly centered.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Dead center.

[Francis]

Very.

[Roan]

He said there's crazies on both sides of the highway. What are you saying, Francis? I'm sorry.

[Francis]

Well, I tried. No, you were telling. Sorry I interrupted. I was on the highway the other day and for whatever reason, I just decided I was going to not drive that fast. And I got behind a car. I think the speed limit was like 55. You know, I was on the Taconic and I think it was 55. And I think I went about like 54. And I did that for maybe half an hour or so. And I thought, this is what it feels like to be hairy, except you're in the left lane.

[Harry]

If I'm in the left lane, I'm pushing 115.

[Francis]

No, it's not true. I did find it leisurely. I thought, why have I been in a rush all of this time? Why do I feel the need to pass cars on the highway? Why does that feel like progress to me?

[Harry]

I mean, I think it's. You realize that going that fast is not really worth it, especially when you consider that you're going to get there a minute before the other people.

[Francis]

Right? No.

[Harry]

Also, if you're leading into dead stopped traffic, going super fast doesn't do anything because you're always going to end up in the traffic.

[Francis]

I completely agree. I guess for me though, if I've made that choice, the right lane feels more comfortable.

[Harry]

Absolutely.

[Francis]

So I don't know why you do it.

[Harry]

I typically just take the shoulder.

[Francis]

The.

[Harry]

Rightest lane, alt right. I like to drive in the alt right.

[Roan]

The Q and A lane.

[Francis]

It's.

[Roan]

I, I'm often late and so that's why I would rush. But I am getting to a point where I'm like, what the am I? Why am I rushing for?

[Harry]

Yeah, I see those people weaving in and out. You're just like, you're a idiot.

[Roan]

So I got cut off by probably like a 65 year old guy and I honked my Horn at him. And he hit me with this middle finger, thumb straight out.

[Harry]

The Slim Shady.

[Roan]

The Slim Shady? Yeah. Like the L perfect right angle, middle finger out the windows.

[Harry]

It's like all the fingers are involved.

[Roan]

Yeah. The eight Mile one. Him and Britney Murphy both have you dude guy line.

[Harry]

Oh yourself man.

[Roan]

The guy hit me with the. The hard one with the. With the thumb up and I wound up next to him. And so like with the middle finger. I feel like there's only one thing that you could hit back that has the same type of gravitas. And I hit. So I hit him with the. With this with the. Your dick is too small. You got a tiny ass dick. And I feel like it's universal. Like if someone held this up to you outside of your car, would you get what they were talking about?

[Harry]

Absolutely.

[Roan]

He had like a 17 year old riding shotgun. And then the 17 year old started flipping me off with the L2.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wow.

[Roan]

It was a family affair. They had this tiny ass car like surfer bumper stickers. And they were just flipping me off super hard while I was tiny dicking them back.

[Francis]

What about the ages? What about that NBA thing where you're like too small. You're too small.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

You gotta roll. You might have to roll the window down for that.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Dangling the handout.

[Francis]

Say too small. Your car's too small.

[Roan]

It was. I mean thumbs up is passive aggressive. This the AOK has been co opted by. By the right lane. And there's not a lot of other stuff that you could do that's just like a hand gesture. The Dikeme Mutombo Wag was. Was taken out by the. That was outlawed by the NBA quite some time ago. That's automatic fine. So there's not a ton you could do.

[Harry]

I think you got to start going gun to your own head. Gonna kill myself. When you get cut off.

[Roan]

Just apologize. Feel so empathetic.

[Harry]

You're just not that serious.

[Roan]

I'm sorry. You can get in front of me.

[Francis]

Dark place right now.

[Harry]

The Peaky blinders.

[Francis]

My car was my only place of peace in solitude. So you ruined it.

[Roan]

That's fucking genius. I don't know. I never thought of that.

[Francis]

Harry hit us up yesterday and was like, guys, bad news. I can't make it into the studio. We got to record remote. And as a result he told me that we had to have these microphones in order to improve the audio quality.

[Harry]

I believe I'm the only one in New York City actively. Just want to clear that up.

[Roan]

Let's not let the Truth get in the way of your story?

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm ready to roll. I could be in studio.

[Francis]

Well, Harry was like, we can't. I can't leave my apartment and come in because the Canadian wildfires are. The air quality is not good for at risk groups. That's what it says on your phone, by the way. It's like air quality bad for people who are at risk or whatever. And I think given the state of Harry's lungs due to his various habits.

[Harry]

Yeah, not me. That ain't me.

[Francis]

Probably best to stay inside.

[Roan]

Harry Marley.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Very funny, guys. Very funny.

[Francis]

So anyway, Harry was like, can you go get a microphone? And I was like, dude, I don't. I don't have a microphone. And he goes, well, you can get one at any, any Walmart or any Best Buy or whatever. Guess how close the nearest Walmart was? Guess how far I had to drive yesterday.

[Harry]

How far?

[Francis]

An hour and 10 minutes.

[Harry]

Should have thought that out before you got up to upstate.

[Francis]

I spent two and a half hours in the car getting this stupid microphone.

[Harry]

Well, it sounds phenomenal. Well, wouldn't hate you sending over that link. Actually might need to get one myself.

[Roan]

You basically had to go back to the city to get a microphone?

[Francis]

Pretty much. Pretty much.

[Harry]

I mean, I just don't know how you can have this job and not own a microphone.

[Francis]

I have owned this type of a microphone on three separate occasions. Every single time. So much time elapses between me using it that I get rid of it.

[Harry]

Ah, bad idea. Hold on to them.

[Francis]

I'm a purger, Harry. I like to keep my life lean. I want my belongings to be as few as possible.

[Harry]

When I have seven microphones, When I.

[Francis]

See something, especially something that has wires that I haven't used in months, if not more than a year, I try to get rid of it.

[Harry]

I. I still have my blue Yeti from high school and I haven't used it in a decade.

[Roan]

Cool. Why the did you need a blue Yeti in high school?

[Harry]

I don't remember.

[Francis]

I.

[Roan]

Probably just one project.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

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[Roan]

You got to keep in him saying, I have nothing in the tank. Taking the hot air balloon. Top of the clouds yet.

[Harry]

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[Francis]

Guys, we have a very lively chat going right now on Chat bcc. It's me, Harry, and Roan, your favorite hosts of Son of a Boy Dad. The only hosts of Son of a Boy Dad. The chat is active. We get updates from Sass. When he's out fishing, he sends photos of his. The fish he catches. He sends clips of his video game exploits. I send rants in the middle of the night. I did this recently about Cleveland because I stuck my foot in my mouth at a dinner about Cleveland and kind of went on a little bit of a rant to blow off some steam. And people super active.

[Roan]

I literally just. I. I literally just posted. There's 60 new comments under. Does everyone have noties on? This is sick. Yeah, I said, guess what color shirt Francis is wearing. Winner gets 200 to the son of a Boy dad store. And everybody, only one person has got it right. Someone said, what color would you say that is?

[Francis]

Like a gray teal.

[Roan]

Great.

[Francis]

Okay, yeah. Aquamarine or something.

[Roan]

Someone said aquamarine. Dude. Someone.

[Francis]

Come on.

[Roan]

Someone said aquamarine.

[Francis]

Oh, shout out. It is a viori shirt. But this is an ad for Chad Juan Pablo.

[Roan]

Aquamarine. That's insane. I was gonna take blue.

[Francis]

I'm going aquamarine. I'm gonna call it aquamarine. I guess I don't even really know what that is. But anyway, these are the types of antics and hijinks and inside looks that you'll get only on our chat. Our group chat on chat BCC we're having a ton of fun in there, talking about the pod, musings on life, all kinds of things. It's active, you can do polls. We have trivia. We have all kinds of fun stuff. And honestly, we just let loose. We just fly. We interact in there, and you guys can too. And to join the chat, go to Boydad G Chat. Hop in, Interact. We'll talk to you, and we look forward to getting to know you guys on our chat.

[Roan]

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[Harry]

No, it's not.

[Francis]

Yep.

[Roan]

Dude, the ultimate trust is.

[Harry]

But, yeah, I mean, I have so many microphones. I also offered. I said I could give you a microphone.

[Francis]

What was I gonna do, drive all the way back to your city? You won't let me in.

[Harry]

Save some money. I could have dropped it out the window.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's how you would have done it.

[Roan]

You could take the rental car halfway. Just drive halfway upstate.

[Harry]

It looks like you've got a real fancy microphone.

[Francis]

Run.

[Roan]

This is the road.

[Harry]

Do tell.

[Roan]

Audio file, bro. You're telling the R slash audio files. We go, audio, R slash audio files. And it's like, they'll just. It. The videos in there are crazy. There's, like, a group of audio files that are obsessed sexually with audio equipment. Like, there'll be videos of, like, 60 dudes just sitting in front of a speaker. All of them just, like, filming the speaker as it blasts noise at them. But these guys are like, it has to be, like, a light layer of autism that you can even experience sound in such an intense way because they're like, why is this record from 1950 so much like sharper and like, people will have the answers. They're like, they're using tube technology, but also it was recorded by an orchestra all in the same room simultaneously with very few microphones. Fascinating community, but yeah, they said the bad boy. These roads are the best. So what's it called?

[Harry]

The road Road.

[Roan]

Like Hillary Baldwin's makeup line. R O D E. Or I guess hers is R H O D E. Love it.

[Harry]

Great piece of tech.

[Francis]

Hey, I've been going down a major UFC rabbit hole for some reason, and it's just been feeding a lot of clips to me on my Instagram and stuff. And I have a question for you both.

[Harry]

Do ask.

[Francis]

If you were to square off against a 100 pound UFC woman I'm losing, do you think you'd have a shot?

[Roan]

I'd lose to the worst one.

[Francis]

Dude. 100 pounds is like the smallest person you've ever seen.

[Harry]

100 pounds is pretty light. I don't even think 100 pound person would be able to take me down unless they just like went straight from my balls.

[Francis]

What about 110 pounds? What's the cut off? Like, I'm in big. I'm in trouble.

[Harry]

110.

[Roan]

These are, these women are, are like, they know the pressure points, you know what I mean? These are basically glorified massage therapists, but they'll be able to take her your thumb and like bend it in like such a way that you will be brought to your knees like these. Anyone that studies Jiu jitsu might as well be studying magic. Like they could learn. They know all these little things that we just don't know where. It's like, yeah, obviously your standard hundred pound woman, you Spartan kick into the abyss. But like someone who knows a little bit about who knows like the tiniest amount of Jiu jitsu is bending you.

[Harry]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I agree with Ron. I mean, anyone who's trained in Jiu jitsu is gonna smoke somebody who.

[Roan]

Francis.

[Harry]

You think that you experience.

[Francis]

Oh, I don't. I don't think. I don't know what my answer is. My guess would be that they. To your point, A woman who's 100 pounds and is in the UFC is gonna turn my ankle 180 degrees around like it's the neck of an owl.

[Harry]

But I think, like, I agree, but also it's like £100 is like Francis. Like, I mean, you could just go like that.

[Francis]

I'm £210. Are they so fast that they could get into, you know, my neck or whatever?

[Harry]

I don't think it would have to be like a surprise attack now.

[Roan]

FR you're beating them. You are because you're big and athletic and muscular. Me and sass. I'm sorry. Well, I don't even have to limp. Lump you in with me. No, you can group me in bag of milk. That would like clatter like Lincoln Logs. Dude. If she got like a hold of my shoulder, my arm would pop off like a Ken doll.

[Harry]

Like, I mean, I like a, a kid that plays like AAU basketball. If they crossed me up, I'm out, I'm done. So it's like if this 100 pound fighter is, is like quick at all, I'm. Maybe I could stop them if they were coming directly at me.

[Roan]

I think a razor scooter to my shin could kill me.

[Harry]

Absolutely.

[Francis]

I think, I think a 100 pound woman in the UFC is probably what, 5ft at most in height? You're talking about three maybe you're talking about a reach advantage. That, and everyone says that reach is the thing that really changes fights. Reach advantage is, is crazy. I don't, you know, to me it would be like defending myself against a doll.

[Harry]

Like a big bad golden retriever.

[Francis]

Yeah. I, I don't know. May. Maybe it's a pitbull. And if that's the case, then yeah, I'm in trouble, but I'm just kicking it. I'm just kind of.

[Harry]

Yeah, get away more just. Yeah, you're more just like get. Be like just moving them back.

[Roan]

Yeah. I'll say this, Francis. If you had to be in that situation, the punch that you would be able to deliver to this woman's face would probably be so satisfying if you had to do it because she was attacking you and this is a sanctioned combat. That knockout blow that like you turning your hips and actually punching her in the face will probably feel like a billion dollars.

[Francis]

I agree, but I don't know if I'd be. I actually don't know if I'd be able to hit her. You know what I mean? Because she is so quick, quick and dodgy and able that I would think that that's what she's best at.

[Harry]

You think, though? Because I'm feeling now I'm starting to think we're giving these guys a little too much credit. I mean, £100 versus £210. Feels like you're gonna win that every single time.

[Francis]

You just pick them up and throw them.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Just blow on them like birthday candles.

[Harry]

I mean, you could just grab. You could get, like, both of their legs in one hand, Just.

[Francis]

Twist them.

[Roan]

Around your head like a helicopter.

[Francis]

Like, beat them into a tree. Like I'm trying to dry a carpet or something.

[Roan]

Just the.

[Harry]

The back and forth.

[Roan]

I think a chest punch would probably be really satisfying, too, for you, because there's less of the ability to duck that they try and duck your chest punch, you wind up catching them in the head, you know?

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roan]

I feel like those are your best moves.

[Francis]

Well, I got. I got another. I got another question like this. I think this. Here's another question. So I stopped by this stone yard up here. You guys know stone yards and say they sell.

[Roan]

They sell stone.

[Francis]

We talked about this on the pub. We talked about stone masons. And I reached out.

[Harry]

Yes, yes.

[Francis]

I found this awesome stone yard. And what do you think that, like, they make, you know, patios and all that? What do you think that their number one best, most valuable part of their.

[Harry]

Business is, like, what they sell the most?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Is it the pebbles that they, like, put out front of a house?

[Harry]

I like that. I'm gonna go with. I feel like it's got to be something in the bathroom some, and it's got to be something in the kitchen.

[Roan]

Granite slabs for countertops or swords. Swords. Swords.

[Harry]

Is it shields?

[Francis]

Since when did. Are there stone swords? I think you're. You're mixing up the sword in the stone.

[Roan]

No, the stone and the sword. It was called the stone and the sword.

[Harry]

Is it. They're. They're building the stones that trap the swords for eternity?

[Roan]

No, just condensing a bunch of stone. We need a really strong stone.

[Harry]

Until eventually a special needs child walks by, and they're the one that can lift it.

[Francis]

Now the. The answer is grave headstones.

[Harry]

Oh, I could see that for sure.

[Francis]

People die constantly, and everyone wants a headstone to mark and, you know, here lies Edith, and she is beloved mother. Whatever. So that's the biggest thing. And they. These guys were awesome. I worked with them. They. They put. They built me a table, and they finished the table. It's 5ft by 3ft with a stone base.

[Harry]

How much does it weigh?

[Francis]

How much do you think this thing weighs?

[Harry]

200 pounds.

[Roan]

Wait, say that. Say. Say the measurements again.

[Francis]

5Ft by 3ft top with a stone base. That's kind of like a T. It's like a crossed two legs underneath.

[Roan]

That's gotta be like 350.

[Harry]

Yeah, I was gonna go 300 just because I'm thinking, how many UFC fight. How many female UFC fighters that would equal.

[Roan]

Three. Three female UFC bantamweights against a table.

[Harry]

Who wins against a slab of concrete?

[Francis]

It's how much? Fifteen hundred pounds.

[Harry]

Holy. So then how do you even transport that?

[Francis]

They were like, dude, we, we want to give this to you, but you have to check with your structural engineer, built your floor, what's beneath you? And I was like, a basement. And they said, okay, yeah, you need to see whether or not the floor can hold that much weight.

[Harry]

I think I would need more now. Sounds like a terrible idea.

[Francis]

This is where I'm going to be working. And imagine like, I'm sitting there typing, and then one day, all of a sudden, I just sinkhole a crack and I'm plunging with my legs beneath a 1500 pound table down into my storage unit.

[Harry]

Yeah, your legs would be. They would be turned to mashed potatoes.

[Francis]

I mean, it's a bad situation. That's like something that happens in, like, Brazil. Yeah.

[Roan]

You know, you would get turned into a quarry.

[Harry]

I mean, imagine right now we're doing remote where the did Francisco.

[Roan]

It wouldn't be that. I feel like you'd be like. You'd be like a tube at the bank.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

You get ripped through. That's terrifying. They're gonna need more floor.

[Harry]

Was it a Chief Keef concert where they fell through the floor? It was. Reese, what was that concert a couple years ago? Ron, you definitely saw it where they were dancing.

[Roan]

It was Token.

[Harry]

It was Token.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was a Token concert.

[Harry]

They were vibing that hard to Token.

[Roan]

They were moshing at a Token concert and it got ready to rip through the floor. No, it was Watsky. They were moshing at a Watsky concert and it ripped through the floor.

[Harry]

What?

[Francis]

So then the guy goes. He goes, well, do you. Do you think you'd feel comfortable? I was like, dude, I don't know if. I have no idea if that is an amount of weight that would. My floor could support.

[Harry]

I mean, what if you put it like outside? Or could it even go out there to be like. You have to check with mother Nature, see if that's gonna hold up on the grass.

[Roan]

You're gonna have to check with Isaac Newton. We don't know if the earth's crust can.

[Francis]

How strong are the tides around you?

[Roan]

What. What phase of the moon is it?

[Francis]

Yeah, but I. He goes, well, would you feel comfortable having like 12 people standing very close together in the middle of your floor? And I was like, I would have until you Asked this question. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that, but yeah, I mean, I would have thought having a group of people, like, standing super close together in my apartment, my. My place would have been fine.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You would handle a Watsky concert that I worry about. Yeah.

[Roan]

Well, why don't you have like a small soiree and just get everybody to jump?

[Francis]

I don't want them jumping. The table's not going to jump.

[Roan]

But I'm.

[Harry]

Yeah, but you gotta give.

[Roan]

That would see like the force of the. Or 10 people and they jump or something like that.

[Francis]

I need them to do a reverse human pyramid where one person supports like nine or 10 other people on their own shoulders and stands with just two feet in as concentrated a spot.

[Harry]

The.

[Francis]

The other thing I learned what's lucky about my place is that that where I want to put this table is at the corner of the room. And so you gotta figure the. The weakest point of the boards beneath the floor or whatever all those pieces is the center. Right.

[Roan]

The middle.

[Francis]

Yeah, like a trampoline at. Exactly. So at the corner it should be okay, but I don't know. I'm taking a risk.

[Harry]

I would say my biggest concern is that, you know, you get the table, right? You get the table in and it's. And it's. It's a hit. Like it's not going anywhere. The floor is not moving. And then you say, you know what? Let's have a couple people over for dinner. I want them to see the table and then that first plate that you place on just a perfect square out of the floor, straight down. Yeah, that's my concern.

[Roan]

Roadrunner.

[Francis]

Blame it on some woman who's body dysmorphic. Hannah, have you been eating a lot? Jesus.

[Harry]

You're gonna have to have people step on a scale before they come into the house so you can do the weight distribution at dinner.

[Francis]

Thanks for nothing. We're all now paralyzed thanks to your gluttony.

[Roan]

Yeah, you're gonna have to organize the inside of your living room. Like a hot air balloon flight. Like, we need you two over here. We need you in the front up here.

[Harry]

Hey, Steve, I hate to do this. You're gaining weight. We need you at the head of the table. Not a side guy. You're just not a side guy anymore.

[Francis]

Ron, have you ever been on a hot air balloon ride?

[Roan]

I'm far too scared. But I want to go to Cappadocia just for the hot air balloon rides. I'm not. I'm not doing a hot air balloon until I get To Cappadocia.

[Francis]

That's the. That's the Mecca of it for sure.

[Roan]

Have you. What's it like?

[Francis]

I've done one. Yeah. I did one in Kenya and it was cool. Well, the coolest part about it is that when they're not gassing the balloon, it's silent. It's just sailing, basically. Right. So there's big periods of time where you're floating through the sky silently, and that's a cool experience.

[Harry]

I genuinely don't know if there's something that would terrify me more than that. I think. Yeah. I'm thinking about it right now. Like, I. For the lot. Like, if you offered me like a million dollars, I don't think I could get on one of those things.

[Francis]

Well, we floated over a river that had, I don't know, 60 hippopotamuses and then like hundreds of crocodiles in it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And we weren't that high up. And there was a moment where I thought, hey, buddy, why don't you pull that switch a couple times? Yeah, let's. Let's make sure.

[Harry]

A couple sandbags.

[Francis]

Let's get a. Let's get over this part of the.

[Roan]

Because if the hippopotamus start working together and do that human pyramid. Hippopotamus pyramid, and climb up to get you on each other's shoulders. If they get a trench coat and. And pretend to be one really big hippopotamus, they could bite right into you, which is terrifying.

[Francis]

Who's that very tall man in a trench coat? Doesn't he know there are hippos down there?

[Roan]

That has to be one of the coolest places to go on a hot air balloon ride, though. Probably make it way less scary just going super high. There was a movie about, like the first hot air balloon flights. And it looked terrifying because they're going through storms and the baskets getting, like, whipped around. One of them was a woman that was doing it too. A bra. A brave, brave woman.

[Harry]

Amelia Earhart.

[Roan]

Yeah, Earhart. But early on in the battle rap days, there was like this league called Grind Time. And the owner of the league, this dude, Mad Ills, was like, we're about to do crazy stuff in battle rap this year. It's going to be like nighttime battles, like pay per view battles. We're even going to do a battle in a hot air balloon. And everybody's like, why the. Would anybody want to see that? But eventually they did do the hot air balloon rap battle. So if you look out there, there's just two dudes rap battling in a Hot air balloon. But I'm pretty sure one of the dudes was just like, scared as. So he's just like holding on to the side the entire time as he tries to spit like a rat. First being like, you're a.

[Harry]

Yeah, I don't with that at all. I don't with. I mean, I barely even with flying on a plane, I'm not getting in something that's controlled by hot air. God forbid there's a gust of cool air.

[Francis]

We. The funniest part about it was, and I've said. I think I said this before on a pod, but our guy, the guy who was pulling the lever, he kept calling himself a pilot. And I was like, really? And he's like, yeah, me and the other pilots, you know, I'm like, dude, you're. You're the nurse practitioner pilots. Can we. Can we be honest with ourselves?

[Roan]

You're not even a resident.

[Francis]

You have one control and you are completely at the mercy of the wind. You can't even steer this thing. You know, you got one. You go up and you go down. That's all the control you have. You're.

[Roan]

You're an elevator attendant.

[Francis]

Elevator operator. Exactly. You're not a pilot.

[Harry]

It's kind of crazy that they still don't have like. Like, you know how like a sailboat now they have like the backup motor?

[Francis]

Well, yeah, that's been the case for a while.

[Harry]

Yeah. But I'm saying in terms of things that are powered strictly by wind, you would think, like, maybe we get. Maybe let's just throw a couple wings. Throw a couple wings on the hot air balloon?

[Francis]

Yeah. A little backup propeller. Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Something that's going to get us not killed.

[Roan]

I mean, you're. You're saying that. That you don't with hot air balloons because they rely on hot air. But, like, that's what planes are relying on air, too.

[Harry]

Yeah. Planes definitely feel a little safer than a hot air balloon.

[Roan]

Yes. Because you're not on a balcony. Like, it's just. You're basically on a freelance balcony.

[Harry]

I mean, a plane can't be taken out by a thumbtack. Like, that's why I'm not really that worried about planes.

[Francis]

When you land, the basket just bounces on the ground and they make you strap in before the landing and then it tips and you're on your side.

[Harry]

Do people, like, break their legs at landing?

[Francis]

Not with a good pilot. Not with our pilot. Our pilots. At one point, our pilot had the distance record traveling from the west coast of America across to the east coast purely by accident. Yeah, by a few hundred miles.

[Harry]

Well, guess we're setting the record today.

[Roan]

The wildfires really got under it.

[Francis]

I was like, yeah, he was so. He was so obsessed with the piloting of hot air balloons. I'm like, dude, you're communicating to the other guys with walkie talkies. There's no satellite, no radar, no intercom system. There's no air traffic control tower.

[Harry]

Do they have any sort of plan B? Like, is there, like, parachutes?

[Francis]

No, dude, you're no more than, like, 80 to 100ft off the ground at. At most at a given time.

[Roan]

Oh, I've seen ones that are super high.

[Francis]

We didn't go. We didn't go super high because the higher you go, the less you can see the animals and the better view.

[Harry]

Afghanistan has of you.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Roan]

Better the Chinese can see you. What was the Chinese weather balloon that, like, supposedly just accidentally, like, went over our military bases and into the White House and surveillance had sex with our top politicians?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Fucked all of our politicians.

[Roan]

Just seduced our politicians. It was an accident. Surely you must forgive us.

[Harry]

They should have had a little walkie talkie on it so it could speak.

[Roan]

A seductive spy balloon. Just, like, showing his bra. Whoopsies.

[Harry]

Ron, How's. How's. How's the shore?

[Roan]

It's beautiful. Hat. Francis. You've been to Avalon, right?

[Francis]

Yeah, I love Avalon.

[Harry]

You just got in?

[Roan]

No, I got in the other day. The whitest place in America. Of course, Avalon makes the Hamptons look like Birmingham, Alabama. It is no joke.

[Harry]

Are you gonna go down to the Shorehouse this weekend? Just pop by, say what's up.

[Roan]

I've been invited. I gotta get invited.

[Harry]

You gotta bring the kids over. Get the kids out to meet Nikki Smokes.

[Francis]

Nikki Smokes? Nikki Smokes called me.

[Harry]

What'd he say?

[Francis]

Well, he wanted to let me know that he thought I was doing good work lately. But I'm sure that was just. I'm sure that was just a Trojan horse to make, you know? Because I like to give him advice. I like to help him. I. I don't know why, but I got a soft spot for Nicky Smokes.

[Roan]

And I do too. But it sounds like he's the one giving you advice. Like, hey, you're really crushing it lately, bro. You've been taking everything I've been saying.

[Harry]

A lot of people are noticing in Chicago. A lot of people are starting to catch on.

[Roan]

Stay by your phone. You might get that call any day now.

[Francis]

They're saying. They're saying there might be Room. I don't care, you know? But yeah, so I. He. I just said. He was like, what do you think? You know? And I was like, dude, my. My advice would be, you know, go in there and wait for the first sort of fight or pyrotechnic moment to happen, and then jump in and make it as big of a deal as possible.

[Harry]

I don't hear it like.

[Roan]

Like giving. Give an example. Like, how could he do that?

[Francis]

Well, when he walks in on, you know, K dick or whatever, taking a shit on one of the girls pillows, and then they come in and they're furious about it, he should come in, be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. And then take the pile of and smear it on the walls.

[Harry]

Elevate, double the situation. Double down.

[Francis]

Yeah, no, I. Actually, what I told him was, I was like, dude, I would. I would ease in would be my advice.

[Roan]

It's hard for advice on this show because any advice I have is the opposite of whatever I would do.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's.

[Roan]

You know what I mean? Like, it's supposed to be like a show of bad decisions. Like, if everybody acts, like, in like, an ethical and straightforward manner, the show's gonna suck. Like, everybody's like, good people to one another and, like, considers everybody else's opinions and. And like, it's. It's making it be like a fun.

[Francis]

I'm making blended frozen margaritas. Would anyone like one?

[Roan]

I've got church in the morning. I think I'm gonna head to. Head to bed after.

[Harry]

Yeah, I pretty much. I pretty much told Tommy to do that. I told him to just go full white night, like, cause no trouble, only. Only support people.

[Francis]

Do you think Tommy's gonna hook up with girls?

[Harry]

That's what I was talking to him about, and he said yes.

[Francis]

That's awesome. I love.

[Harry]

Like, that's a bad idea, but up to you, man.

[Roan]

Dude, if I see it, like. Like it's a this kind of obfuscated punchline of, like, Tommy and Glennie hooking up with girls. Like, it's fun to, like, we don't know what it looks like if we see it on camera. It's not going to be fun anymore.

[Harry]

No, no.

[Roan]

Tommy smokes making out with a girl. Like, he's not gonna have, like, this cool, funny, like, mysterious factor. It's gonna be like, have you ever seen people make out? Like, it's gross, nasty.

[Francis]

It's repulsive. Especially unattractive people. Oh, yeah, that's even worse. Not saying that anyone on that cast is unattractive, but my God, I. I once saw. I was in. I meant. I'll never forget this. I was in the Union Square subway station. And it must have been July, so it was, you know, 115 degrees as I was waiting for the subway, and I saw right to my right, it was like a teenage couple probably in high school, and they were both of Latin origin. And I knew that because the young man had a very pubic mustache just starting to poke through. And he and the girl that he was with were making out so aggressively that you could, like, hear it over the din of the trains.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And in that heat, that was the most disgusting thing I'd seen.

[Harry]

Dude, I've had that happen on stage. Have you ever had that while you're on stage and you just start hearing it and then you're looking around and you're like, what the fuck?

[Roan]

And you're like, tommy Smokes, are you making out with a girl at my show? Dude?

[Harry]

Dude, that's happened to me two times on stage, and both times trying to address it has been like the biggest. I've never thought. I've said this before, but I've never thought something was going to get a bigger laugh. That got legitimately zero laughs stuff, everyone, because you become a dad.

[Roan]

Like, what are you gonna do? Be like, don't. Hey, a little. Leave a little room for the Holy spirit.

[Harry]

Like, well, I mean, you're on stage, you're looking at the crowd. So it's like, I don't want to be doing jokes, watching people make out through my jokes.

[Roan]

Yeah, because when you start getting hard during your jokes, it just makes it not funny. Like if.

[Harry]

And then I have a hard time focusing.

[Roan]

If you just have a rock hard on stage, then, like, everybody in this. In the audience is going to have a bad time because of penis envy.

[Harry]

Exactly.

[Roan]

And that's. That was your point.

[Harry]

Exactly where I was going with that, I presume, Right?

[Roan]

That was what you were saying. Penis envy.

[Francis]

That's how I understood it. That's the subtext I gathered.

[Harry]

Let's quit.

[Francis]

Let's click.

[Harry]

Let's quit beating around the bush and talk a little ball. Thoughts?

[Francis]

Talking ball.

[Harry]

Francis, you got you interested in talking a little ball?

[Francis]

I am excited to talk some ball. Let me tell you something. I've almost finished quarterbacks. I'm obsessed.

[Harry]

It's great.

[Francis]

I'm obsessed.

[Roan]

Your favorite characters. Who's your favorite main character of the show? And then who's your favorite side character that's not in the NFL?

[Francis]

I mean, I hate to say it, but my favorite Character is. Is Joe Burrow. For sure. He. He isn't as cool as I thought he was, but I like.

[Roan]

Which makes him.

[Harry]

Makes him cooler.

[Francis]

Makes him. Yeah, Joe cool. Yeah. He's like shy and.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Kind of. I don't know, like, unsure of himself. He's not some arrogant, you know, he wears, like, fur coats and smokes cigars and stuff. But I think that that is far more, as Harry would put it, performative than who he truly is, you know?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Even the way Joe Burrow.

[Roan]

I'm sorry, go ahead.

[Francis]

No, go ahead.

[Roan]

I think that if he started having sex with men, that I think that 51 of American males would have sex with men, too. I think that. I think he could turn all of America gay. Just. I think people would follow his lead.

[Harry]

Very interesting.

[Roan]

He's that kind of cool.

[Francis]

Yeah, I don't.

[Harry]

He's pretty cool. I think Joe Burrow is going to have a big season.

[Francis]

I hope so, man.

[Harry]

I think the Bengals offense will have a big season. I don't really know anything about their defense. I just know they sucked last year. But I was reading this morning that Mike Rabel had to get in between a brawl at training camp between Von Miller and that new running back. We got Henderson, and apparently he was in the bottom of. Vrabel was in the bottom of the pile and came up bloody. Isn't that crazy? Came up with blood all over his face, they said. Also, I haven't been able to find any footage.

[Roan]

He's only getting good at coaching so he can be closer to the action. Yeah. I feel like we all know coaches who are like that. There's always, like, Little League coaches who just wish they were playing so badly.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's what you want. You want that out of a coach.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I'll tell you who doesn't have that Nick Sirianni bomb next.

[Roan]

He definitely has that.

[Harry]

You know who's a bum is Johnny Manziel. What the was that all about?

[Francis]

Yeah, I would.

[Harry]

I have a prediction. I got a big prediction. On topic of Johnny Manziel. I think he goes right wing grifter within the next two weeks. 100,000. I've never been more certain of something in my entire life.

[Roan]

He's just at a desk at a set in his. In his own house. Like Nick Fuentes.

[Harry]

Yes. He already has Grok writing up, like, the most racist tweets you could possibly think of. And it'll end. The first one will end in a question. It'll just be like a video of people in India and He'll tweet it and be like, what do you notice?

[Roan]

He'll just do. He'll just tweet out, like, five words. He'll just be like, you smell bad. And everybody will be like, yeah, exactly. Sign it to every group that they already hate.

[Francis]

Exactly. It'll be some, like, white lady lying face down in the street, you know, bloodied or whatever. And he'll be like, any reason why the left hasn't covered this?

[Roan]

Why aren't we talking? Yeah.

[Francis]

And it's like, well, that happened in 2017. Hit by a trolley because she was drunk, but color trolley. Yeah, exactly.

[Harry]

I really think that's where he's going to go. I'm very confident just because, like, I think the Gilly thing, like, him and he. The him and his Gilly. The Gilly and him argument didn't bother me at all. Like, I don't. I wasn't really paying too much attention. But it.

[Francis]

My.

[Harry]

In my opinion, him calling out Gilly and then immediately going to set up the Rough and Rowdy, that screams, I'm out of money. Does it not? Does that not? I mean, it screams, I have $0 left.

[Roan]

That actually makes more sense than. And makes him seem way more in control than just telling somebody online, I'm gonna slap the out of you. That's a crazy thing to say online.

[Francis]

You know that we. We hired him. We tried to have a podcast with him, with Casey, I think. Right. Really?

[Harry]

Yes.

[Francis]

Years ago.

[Roan]

He's still on payroll. Sass. So you'll be hearing from Gaz. You're actually going to be fighting him in Rough and Rowdy now.

[Harry]

Just like, I don't know. The immediate call out to Rough and Rowdy made me think, you know, that does make a lot more sense. Not going well for Menzel.

[Francis]

And.

[Harry]

Yeah, this is. I mean, I feel like you typically see that when people are grasping at anything, the call out Rough and Row. Who was the last guy to call out Rough and Rowdy? The fucking guy that we had to fire immediately. The guy from Jersey Shore or whatever or something.

[Roan]

Who's that?

[Harry]

You know what I'm talking about? Got a big old tattoo on him.

[Francis]

Who are you?

[Harry]

That was a swastika.

[Roan]

Who?

[Harry]

You don't know who I'm. You don't remember this?

[Roan]

This was like three years a barstool employee who had.

[Harry]

It was like. He was like a reality TV show guy that we were like. Everyone was like, oh, this guy's coming into the Tommy something.

[Roan]

Johnny Bananas.

[Francis]

Oh, I know who you're talking about. It was the guy, Tommy. Like, cheese balls.

[Harry]

Yes. Yes.

[Roan]

Oh, my. My real life is the Jersey Shore or like this. True life.

[Francis]

Yeah, true life.

[Harry]

Yeah, That's. He. He immediately came in and was like, set me up with rough and rowdy. And it's not like Johnny Manziel sitting at home being like, I really want to get into professional fighting. It's definitely like, I need something to get. Get the wheels moving again, get me back in shape.

[Roan]

Maybe I'm playing a little bit of quarterback.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

The fact that he went at Che, the fact that he was side texting Che pictures of him pulling the sides of his eyes back, I thought was so up.

[Francis]

What? What? Oh. Oh.

[Roan]

I thought that was insane and bigoted of him. It's like, oh, it's like old.

[Harry]

That's old racism.

[Roan]

It's old racist. That's like turn of the century racism.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's like giving someone, like, the pinky finger. But, yeah, that's just my. That's my hot take on Johnny Manziel. I think he's going to go right wing.

[Francis]

Good take. Fast, solid take for sure.

[Roan]

That is actually a really good take. But you might have. You might have nipped it in the bud. He might have. He's going to be like. And like, I planned this and you just tweeted it out.

[Harry]

Yeah. It's either that or my whole life. It's one of the two.

[Roan]

I would. I would go alt right first and then do the coin. I don't think that going coin first is going to get you in good graces, especially if you're rugging.

[Harry]

True. Yeah. I mean, he's definitely a rug guy.

[Roan]

Francis, who's your least favorite or who's your favorite side character from the. From the quarterback series?

[Francis]

Oh, gosh.

[Roan]

I'll tell you who mine was. While you. While you think of it, her cousin's brother.

[Francis]

Yeah. The one who looks just like him.

[Roan]

Kind of who he harmonizes with and who's dressed up to the game. And, like, Kirk's pissed off. He's like, that's way too look at me moment.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You have a film crew following you around and you're playing a stadium and you're like, he's. Yeah, he's way too. Look at me. For me, you play the most important position in sports, and that's been your lifelong dream. Your brother, like, shows up to support you in a cowboy hat. You're like, he's a knucklehead. Attention.

[Francis]

I'll say that I really liked Kirk Cousins. His wife. Ah, she Seemed so ride or die. And there was this moment when he, you know, gets called and told that Michael Penix is going to replace him as the starter. And he calls Michael Penix to tell him like, the job is yours, good luck. And she's recounting the story to the camera and she says, I thought that moment was when I, I mean she was like, who does that? It makes me emotional. And then she tries to fight back the tears and she does that thing where she catches them.

[Roan]

She's holding up the makeup.

[Francis]

She goes, she goes like this ready? I'm gonna do my impression. She goes, that's just the type of man that he is.

[Roan]

Almost.

[Francis]

I almost cried. I almost cried. I was like, imagine your wife knowing that, believing in you that much and being like, see everyone, this is the man I'm married to. Yeah, that's a pretty cool fucking thing to have your wife endorse you on that level.

[Harry]

I think she probably saw that Falcons $80 million contract and was like, why are we giving up right now? There's another team. We can find another team.

[Roan]

Yeah, you've had. He had like multiple fully guaranteed contract. His first contract with the Vikings when it was fully guaranteed was three years, $100 million and no one was getting fully guaranteed. And he got all of that guaranteed. And then I think he got another fully guaranteed contract and maybe his shit's fully guaranteed with the Falcons right now.

[Harry]

I want to say his Falcons contracts fully guaranteed. Yeah, I think it was 80 million living.

[Roan]

And also I bet the quarterbacks who have wives that tell good stories about them probably get bigger contracts. Like it's a nice pr. What is it?

[Harry]

Shocking. Yeah, he's like, he's like top five. He's got to be top five. Pies paid.

[Francis]

What, what exactly were the Falcons doing? What exactly happened there? Why did they do that?

[Harry]

Kirk Cousins started sucking at the end of the season.

[Francis]

Why they draft Michael Pennix after signing Kirk to like a. What was it, a four year deal or something?

[Harry]

They must have had worries about him playing. I mean.

[Roan]

Yeah, why would you sign him if you had those worries?

[Harry]

They signed a four year, 180 million dollar contract. That contract includes a hundred million dollars guaranteed.

[Roan]

So he's set. Yeah, she doesn't give a. And I think that she's from Georgia. I feel like I, I remember hearing.

[Francis]

About they got married.

[Roan]

That it was a. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Francis]

They got married there. Yeah, they know it. Yeah.

[Harry]

And so he pretty much just got.

[Roan]

And it was like, it was like fast and he. I think I I feel like it just, like they just signed on and just. It was like a split decision, maybe by both sides.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's probably. If that's somewhere they wanted to, like, move back to, you know, like, they're. I mean, he's getting paid so much goddamn money, so he's. I mean, so he's still. Is he still. He's still on the team.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And he's just going to be the backup quarterback that gets paid $45 million.

[Roan]

A year, I think. I bet he gets traded to, like, the Saints or something like that.

[Harry]

Yeah, I could see that. Saints quarterback.

[Roan]

It's in division, so maybe not. But they have Spencer Rattler. They drafted a guy in the second round called Tyler Shuck, and he sucks. He's like a rookie, and I think he's, like 27 years old. He's, like, older than you. Sass Michael panics. He's. He sucks ass. So they're about to go back to Spencer Rattler, who I don't think is. Is good either. So I feel like they need it. They need a guy.

[Harry]

Yeah. They don't have a guy.

[Roan]

They don't have a guy. But maybe they're going for Arch Manning next year.

[Harry]

Yeah, true.

[Roan]

Wouldn't that make sense?

[Harry]

Probably, yeah.

[Roan]

Arch. Because, I mean, his grandfather played there.

[Harry]

Yeah. In New Orleans.

[Francis]

You know what else I liked from the show?

[Roan]

Yes, brother. What?

[Francis]

Jared Goff wins a game. I think they go to, like, 14 and 2 or something like that. And he's up late at night with his parents and his wife sitting around a table, and they're like, so, what's up for the next couple days? And he's like, well, we have tomorrow off. And they're like. And I think she's like, what? What do you want to do? And he goes, we're sleeping. We're sleeping all day. And. And they're. Everyone's like, okay, that makes sense. Like, nobody. Nobody's like, oh, we never get any time together. Like, are you sure? I've been really wanting to go check out this art installation. Like, yeah, this is our only. It's like, okay, yes, I accept, given what you put yourself through, that on this one day that we have together, you will just sleep all fucking day.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And I'll do it with you. Fuck it, I'll just.

[Harry]

Sounds great.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

They probably start playing pro football to get out of apple picking. They're like, it. I'm just gonna be an All Pro, dude. I literally have to be an All Pro. I do not want to go on A hay ride like that sounds insane.

[Francis]

Oh, your best friend's having a destination wedding in Corsica. Unfortunately, that conflicts with what I have to do in order to make the living that I do. Yeah, but it's in the off season.

[Harry]

Just going to Otas is a 10 year old vet. Day one I'll be recovering from the.

[Francis]

Surgery that I had to postpone, even though there's an amount of pain I'm dealing with that prevents me from, you know, sleeping at night.

[Harry]

Oh, speaking of that, you guys watch. Do you guys watch Happy Gilmore too?

[Roan]

I. I like. Or I like, had it on. I wasn't like watching it. I had it on while I was doing other. I was helping his telescope. But I thought it was good.

[Harry]

I thought that movie got way too much.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was funny.

[Harry]

The ending was insane. But the. Up until like, I mean, I probably watched. I turned it off with like 20 minutes left. And up until, I'd say like the last 30, 40 minutes, I thought it was great.

[Francis]

Thought it was.

[Harry]

I thought it was very funny. I was hooting and hollering.

[Roan]

You know what it felt like to me, an Adam Sandler movie. Like, this was an Adam Sandler movie. Like, I don't know why. Why there's even discourse about it.

[Harry]

Yeah, I don't either. The cameos thing too. I was expecting that to be like a big thing. It's like there's cameos, but they're really not. It's not like a. The only one that I thought was like kind of out of place was the Eminem one.

[Roan]

Yeah, but that's like the iconic character. That's like the iconic sleeper character who's not a main character of the whole thing.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Being associated with that guy. They're probably like Eminem. You could have any role you want. And that's probably what he chose.

[Harry]

Probably. Yeah. I thought Bad Bunny was very funny.

[Roan]

Yeah, he was great. I thought that. But I just. I didn't like the Ben Stiller part though.

[Harry]

Yeah, I feel like they could have used Stiller in a better way. By the way, genius that he is, I love Stiller. I know you hate him, Ron.

[Roan]

I know you guys have had your.

[Harry]

Little back and forth.

[Roan]

I love him in that. That's the. Yeah, that's such a funny role. I actually thought he was great.

[Harry]

Yeah, you and you and still are like Menzel and Gilly.

[Roan]

Dude. I was watching a. I was watching a video of. It was like a African travel video. And there was. They were like Flo. They were. They went to like some slum. I may be in Nigeria. I think it's a floating slum in Lagos, Nigeria. And it's literally just people live on floating trash in these cobbled together their houses. And like, it was like 40 minutes into the video and this like, Nigerian dude points to the camera and he. He was like, Ben Stiller came here and promised that he would give $70,000 to build an orphanage. And he never gave the money.

[Francis]

No.

[Roan]

I got so excited that I, like, filmed. I filmed my, like, tv. Like, like, I. I knew it, dude. I knew it the whole time. So I'm ready to unleash that whenever, like, if war is ever back on.

[Harry]

Yeah, it sounds like Scott's Tots office episode. I watched that the other day.

[Roan]

I have to find this video and send it to you guys. It made me. It was such a hidden gem. Like, God planned it out for me to see.

[Harry]

Scott's Tots has to be one of the funniest episodes of any television show ever. Incredible. When they're dancing, when they do the other break dancing. It's so funny.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I honestly can't even watch that episode because it, like, makes me uncomfortable.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. It takes me, like, I gotta pause it every now and then. Take a deep breath.

[Francis]

Doesn't he end up paying for the books for one student? It's like, what about the other students books? How come nobody did? Who didn't? They find out that he bought her the books. Like, you know, I don't know.

[Harry]

I think it was. He bought. He bought the dude, this dude the books. And he's like, all right. He's like, you know what I'll do? I'll pay for your books. And he's like, are you sure? He's like, they're a lot. And he's like, all right. He's like, how much? He's like, about like a grand. And he's like. And then he starts writing the check. And he's like, no, that's every quarter. He's like, that's every quarter. And then he writes the checks. And he's like, you have to call me before you deposit these.

[Francis]

Oh, man.

[Roan]

Just a good.

[Harry]

Just a good show. I was watching a little cable in the hotel.

[Roan]

That's really nice.

[Harry]

Love getting a little cable going.

[Francis]

It's fun.

[Roan]

The house down here that I have, that I'm staying at has. It has a live PD channel. And so I. I put on live PD for maybe 14 hours the other day. It's so great.

[Harry]

You see any good ones?

[Roan]

I mean, everyone is a good One, they have ones where there's no camera and it's just. They only put like the. The hero cops on live pd, so it's just like justice prevailing every time. Cops making amazing decisions. I saw a guy pull out a knife and then the cop shot. Just shot the guy once. Like he literally shot the injure. I've never seen that. I thought that was like a movie thing. Like he just hit the guy once and then another cop came up with like his taser drawn like a weapon and he tasered the guy. Neither of them like shot Faily. Even though this, this guy who wants to die is charging them with a massive knife. I feel like a lot of cops would just unload. That's carte blanche to unload the clip. Yeah, yeah, they acted perfectly.

[Harry]

I'd love to get a mix though. Like they should really. It should be unbiased. I want to see 14 hours straight of raw cop footage. No picking and choosing. You know, like, I'm cool getting some heroic acts in there, but I also want to see like, oh, man, I've been loving watching those videos of the cops trying to like, when they pull over, dude, that's in like the FBI.

[Roan]

Those are fake. Those are always fake. No, those are always fake.

[Francis]

Insane. Just insane. It's on a. The badge is on a neck chain that's made of like the stuff you buy. Get it a. You know, David Busters. Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

It's part of a Halloween costume.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

There's so many of those videos and they're always fake. They're always trying to dump them down my throat. Those are all. They do a good job of making them fake start. Keep an eye out for it. You're a smart guy.

[Harry]

Faking a cop video can't be that easy though. It's like you need body cam. You need two people.

[Roan]

You need two people. And what do you think?

[Harry]

GoPro?

[Roan]

You could use your. Put your phone on your chest and put a filter on it. They probably could easily. It's like you need two people for those interactions and you, like, you just have to act decently well. And that's 500 million views.

[Harry]

I just saw that. I just saw that one the other day of the dude, the football player who gets pulled over and he does the field sobriety tests and he passed. And they're like, you're under arrest.

[Roan]

Oh, that's a classic one. The light skinned dude in Arizona.

[Harry]

Is he light skinned? I think he's just a white dude.

[Roan]

Oh, maybe I'm thinking of another video.

[Harry]

He's got a little swagger to him, don't get me wrong, but I think.

[Roan]

He'S white or maybe he's. Is he, like, Native American or something like that? Or Filipino or something? I don't know.

[Harry]

Then there was another one that I saw of a dude on a boat, and he was with him.

[Roan]

Oh, who gets arrested for nothing?

[Harry]

He gets arrested for nothing. Yeah.

[Francis]

What are my options right now?

[Harry]

Yeah, you're under arrest. And he's like, but I didn't do anything.

[Francis]

He's wearing the life preserver.

[Roan]

They're like, we think you're intoxicated. It's like, I'm with my family. There's no.

[Harry]

They're like. The wife's like, well, when you're wrong, what happens? And the cops like, we're not wrong. We're never wrong.

[Roan]

I watched. What was it called? Some Rebel Ridge. I watched it twice.

[Harry]

Oh, banger. What did you think about the bike.

[Roan]

Scene at the beginning?

[Harry]

The scene where he's biking up next to the. Next to the bus?

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. That's amazing.

[Harry]

What exactly.

[Francis]

Exactly?

[Roan]

Are you for real?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. That scene's a banger.

[Roan]

Out of either eye.

[Harry]

Like, no.

[Roan]

Sean Moreno during the national anthem. I was like, yeah, I got. I stood up off my couch.

[Francis]

That is so bad rules.

[Roan]

Corrections officer just, like, not doing anything if someone pulls up next to that. But, like, they're in the most corrupt town in America. They're easily just knocking him off the road. He's just right next to them. Oh, my God.

[Francis]

Yeah. And since when can a bus of prisoners just, like, stand up and open the window and, you know, reach out to the guy on a bicycle outside?

[Harry]

Yeah. Being on that bus ride to jail must be wild.

[Roan]

Survivor, I feel like it's like Survivor where you start making alliances right away. You're like, oh, I think you hit him.

[Harry]

Yeah. And it's just based on who you sat next to. These are my brother. You guys are my brothers.

[Roan]

Now, what happened in Shawshank, I forget what. When they're driving to, when they show.

[Harry]

Up on the bus and all the prisoners are lined up watching as they get off here, yelling at him.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's brutal.

[Harry]

It's a brutal world.

[Roan]

How tough would. How tough would you guys act in jail?

[Francis]

I'd be. I'd be strategic.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think I would try to be strategic, too. I would try to keep to myself, but I don't want to keep to myself too much that I become, like, a target.

[Roan]

I feel like I'd be looking for idols the whole Time.

[Harry]

One day of immunity. No one can you in the ass.

[Roan]

Today.

[Harry]

I have a seashell attached to a rope.

[Roan]

Pulled out the rope.

[Francis]

That is a unfuckable ass.

[Roan]

I used to watch that show 40 days. What was it called? 40 days in or something like that, where people would go in, like, school teachers would go in and pretend to be prisoners. It was an amazing show. And, like, they would just interview the prisoners. It's so good. And they're like, yeah, I think he's. I don't think he's an actual prisoner because, like, suddenly a camera crew shows up at your fucking jail and starts following someone around. That would be the biggest red flag.

[Francis]

I watched some clips from some of those shows, and, you know, I always wondered about how real they are because they always end up having fights. Right. But the fights always happen out of view of the camera. Do you know what I mean? Like, they go into the cell and they only have the camera view. That's like part of the gen pop middle area.

[Harry]

I mean, what are you.

[Roan]

Strategic.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

That means who are doing the fight?

[Francis]

Or you get crisis actors, but they don't, like, spill out into the, you know, the doors open. Theoretically, it's like, I think they're probably.

[Harry]

Trying to avoid getting in trouble with the guards. Right.

[Francis]

Could be. Could be that.

[Harry]

I also would assume, like, even if you're like. If you're working, if you're like a camera guy for that, just you're. It doesn't mean you're necessarily like, like, safe.

[Francis]

Oh, you probably have a guard with them or something.

[Harry]

Yeah, but I mean, these guys, if you're dealing with people that are in prison for murder, I can't imagine they're like, that guy's got a camera. He's off limits.

[Roan]

No, I'm on base. I touch base. You can't tag me right now.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, if anything, that's probably the white whale.

[Roan]

Slashing a producer.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Slashing a boom mic operator with his own boom Nike. That's the dream. That is the dream. Oh, all right. All right, brother.

[Francis]

Oh, we can wrap up, guys.

[Harry]

Yeah, this was good. This is a good time. Are we in studio next week or are we remote again? I believe remote. We're gonna be doing a couple remote. We're gonna be doing a little bit more remote just for August.

[Roan]

I just know if you guys with it.

[Harry]

Yeah. Let us know if there's any improvements we could make as well.

[Roan]

Yeah, we'll do three episodes as a test. Where are you going to be, Francis? Where's that invitational, I don't know if.

[Francis]

I'm allowed to say, because I don't think they want people, like, come, can Dave.

[Roan]

Come can Dave. Come on. Son of a boy. Dad.

[Francis]

I'll see.

[Roan]

Well, he's at the end. Like, just. If you're just in the house, like, like, suss out his patterns and see when he's, like, in the. You know, if he spends 15 minutes in the living room in the mornings. Oops. We're recording.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Dave took a shit this morning. I'll be honest with you. It ruined the house.

[Harry]

So you're probably saying it's so mansion if you're in the Dave house.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Harry]

I've only heard rumors of the Dave house.

[Francis]

I'm excited about it. I'll tell you that much.

[Harry]

Who else is in the house?

[Francis]

Let's see if it tells the world. Playing. I think it probably does.

[Harry]

It's Francis, Dave, and Nadeshot.

[Roan]

I'm not saying what's up to him. You guys are sharing cups. You guys are drinking out of the same coffee mug, everybody. Every morning.

[Harry]

You guys see that?

[Francis]

Posted us. It's at Big Cedar Lodge. Yeah, that's where it is.

[Roan]

That's sick.

[Francis]

I'm gonna be hanging out with J.R. smith. I already. I texted Santino about it. Sass.

[Harry]

Hell, yeah. You guys gonna link?

[Francis]

We'll hang out.

[Harry]

Such a good hang.

[Francis]

I'm gonna hang out. Sketches going.

[Harry]

Are people saying the bubble popped?

[Roan]

I mean, that's a canary in the coal mine right there. If Santino's pivoting to golf content. Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Watch for the time. I'm starting my own damn organization.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Honestly, times are tough, but that is crazy to do. As soon as you got a little bit of love from Optic, you're like, actually, no, we're starting a competitive brand.

[Harry]

No, we said that before. They posted Optic.

[Roan]

Bask in the glow for one second. You know what I mean? Lincoln Build. Instead of trying to divide and destroy.

[Harry]

It's pretty crazy. We've had so many people, like, just from that one thing that we talked about, like, we've had so many people reach out, being like. Like, willing to help and willing to give intel and all that. It's been awesome. I was, like, pretty worried that we was going to be, like. The response would be like, stay in your lane.

[Roan]

But Ninja said he's not using his YouTube channel anymore. He was like, you guys can have it. He hasn't used his YouTube channel for how long? He's like, dude, I dropped out of top 10 it doesn't even matter to me anymore. And he said we could just squat on his channel.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that would be huge. What's the name, what's the name of the group subscribers? I can't, I, I can't say.

[Roan]

It's not phased with the ph. Oh, no.

[Harry]

I guess this will come out tomorrow so I can say the current team name. Well, it originally was Telluride Bush. That's been the name. But we're, we're teasing. We're teasing Telluride Warlords.

[Roan]

That's way better than Bush the Warlords.

[Harry]

It rolls off the tongue.

[Francis]

That's pretty.

[Roan]

Unless your mascot was going to be a pubic mound, I don't think you can have Bush be your name.

[Harry]

Yeah, Bush was. It would be tough for the logo. The Warlords, though. I mean, Jerry's already sending over some logos and my God, are they nice. Our colors are black. Are black and gray. Because we're all about, we're all about shielding our bodies.

[Roan]

Like the Oakland Raiders. If you guys had some like Oakland Raider style, like tall ass snapback hats or something. Oh, yeah, like an NWA video. Like all your branding needs to be nwa. You need to start walking around with a massive bully or like a pit bull, like on a. Just pulling a metal chain in front of you. You look so sick.

[Harry]

If we're, I mean, we're gonna be getting, we got to get some merch going until you ride Warlords.

[Roan]

Yeah, we eat the cats.

[Harry]

The Saudis probably heard that and their ears are perking up. Yeah, that's the goal. Get to Saudi.

[Francis]

All right. Good to see you guys. Be well.

[Roan]

What do you, what do you got to do these ads tonight?

[Francis]

I'm going to say dinner by is what I'm going to have for dinner tonight. I'm starving.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

[Francis]

I'm going to do barbecue chicken tonight, though. Barbecue chicken. Last night I made salmon with a cauliflower puree beneath it and some nice roasted broccolini. The night before, I did halibut with a really nice, like paprika pepper rub, thinly sliced lemons, olive oil, obviously, and some olives sliced across and just baked it. It came out perfectly.

[Roan]

How long did you have that rub on? Like how many minutes before did you let the rub sit?

[Francis]

Not that long. It's. It's fish. So, you know, I don't need to like, I don't know. Wasn't.

[Roan]

Oh, marinate it.

[Harry]

Yeah, I just remembered you guys might like this. We went out to eat in Atlanta. We went to a nice restaurant. It was called, like, Southern cuisine or some. Forget what it was called. But I had fried green tomatoes.

[Francis]

Yeah, good. Pretty good. Pretty good.

[Harry]

Pretty good.

[Francis]

This can be good.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Paired that with a nice Carolina trout. That's unbelievable.

[Roan]

Oh, man. We got. All right, we got to go eat. Let's. Let's go.

[Francis]

Let's.

[Roan]

Let's all go eat.

[Harry]

All right, cool.

[Francis]

See you guys.