Son of a Boy Dad #320 “Blackberries”

Barstool Sports | July 24, 2025

Episode Overview

In this wide-ranging, banter-rich episode, the Son of a Boy Dad crew—Lil Sasquatch, Rone, and producer Francis—delve into everything from the humble blackberry (both fruit and phone), absurd throw-up stories, and the importance of land ownership, to the complexities of Modern Saudi Arabia, fight stories, writing for the ESPYs, digestive health, and viral internet moments. True to the show’s spirit, the episode is a mixture of storytelling, inside jokes, and the candid exploration of what it means to figure out adulthood with humor and a healthy dose of self-deprecation.

Key Discussion Segments & Insights

1. Blackberries and Blackberry Cocktails

Timestamp: 03:06–04:53

• The guys kick things off debating the merits of blackberries.
• Francis laments buying blackberries for mojitos he never ended up making, launching impromptu cocktail recipe ideas and jokes about supporting Barstool brands by spiking High Noons.
• Dave: "Too many antioxidants. I’m trying to build up my oxidants." (03:12)
• Banter around creative uses for leftover blackberries, from yogurt to baked goods.

2. Supplements and Gut Health

Timestamp: 05:53–07:59

• Harry shares his supplement routine: probiotics, oil of oregano, vitamin D, zinc, and a mysterious “El Thorn” (mishearing of “L-theanine”), leading to a running Norse mythology joke.
• Dave and Harry both vouch for the healing powers of oil of oregano—especially for fighting off illness and indigestion.
• Embarrassing food stories ensue:
  • Harry recounts a Friday night throw-up after overeating gummy bears, comparing it to a pre-teen’s solo sleepover.
  • Francis: "You had a solo retreat in your own home." (08:19)

3. Outdoor Adventures & Fly Fishing in Wyoming

Timestamp: 08:44–11:44

• Harry details his last-minute trip to Wyoming, including flight logistics and a commitment to not reveal secret fishing spots ("honey holes") on air to avoid overfishing.
• They discuss camping setups, tent sizes, and strategies for staying warm (“It’s gonna be 38 degrees at night!” – Harry, 11:42).
• The gun debate: Should you travel with a sidearm for bear protection? Dave jokes about mishandling a weapon.

4. Land Ownership, Real Estate, and the Apocalypse

Timestamp: 14:01–17:43

• Reflecting on a missed opportunity to buy “100 acres for 10k” and the pitfalls of deals pitched by old-timers in dive bars.
• Francis draws a parallel between owning land and investing in Bitcoin: “Land is like Bitcoin, right? It’s the only resource that’s never replenished more than what it is already in stock.” (15:04)
• Apocalyptic humor: Francis plots to buy up acreage in Maine for when sea level rise displaces millions: “That acre over there? 10 billion rupees.” (17:19)

5. Modern Saudi Arabia: Gaming, Geopolitics, and Khashoggi

Timestamp: 18:09–24:08

• The crew discusses the Esports World Cup in Saudi Arabia and the allure of “Saudi money” in gaming and sports.
• Francis gives a crash-course history on the Saudi royal succession, with asides on the 55 sons of Ibn Saud and the role of Crown Prince MBS.
• Detailed retelling of the Jamal Khashoggi killing, its diplomatic implications, and American complacency:
  • “He sent two private jets of hitmen… and they just… dissolved him in a vat of acid.” (22:29)
• Dave: “That is good ass lore. God damn, it was nice to learn something.” (24:08)

6. Free Speech & Absurd TV

Timestamp: 24:16–25:58

• Barbed discussion about freedom of speech, blasphemy, and the hypocrisy in some countries.
• Nostalgia for explosive ’90s talk shows (Geraldo Rivera, Jerry Springer, Oprah) and the wildness of on-air brawls.

7. Fight Lore: Hockey Enforcers and Golf Course Brawls

Timestamp: 25:38–33:33

• The guys recount viral sports fights, from Biz Nasty’s legendary hockey throwdown to a recent golf course punch-up.
• Discussion on why slow golfers are universally disliked.
• Dive into the tough existence of hockey enforcers, the toll of fighting for a living, and life after “retirement” in sports media.
  • “Imagine going to bed every night being like, I gotta beat the shit out of this guy tomorrow.” – Harry (32:34)
  • “Random fighting on skates is like karate on a tightrope.” – Dave (32:39)

8. Irish Travelers, Stereotypes & Barstoolian Mischief

Timestamp: 38:10–38:52

• A sidebar on Irish Travelers (aka “tinkers”) and their often-misrepresented identity in the media.
• Light-hearted + irreverent confusion over whether tinkers are an ethnic group, a criminal element, or misunderstood geniuses.

9. ESPYs Writing: Comedy from the Sidelines

Timestamp: 40:33–46:34

• Harry “Satel” reflects on writing for the 2025 ESPYs, the thrill of seeing credits (even with a misspelled name!), and working with Shane Gillis.
• Discusses which edgy jokes made it to air—and which got cut for being too hot for ABC.
• Notable joke, attributed to Harry:
  • “Angel Reese spoke out online against the WNBA after a bad call from officials. Bold move considering she could face up to 25 push-ups and fines.” (43:41)
• Dave: “You guys are basically fueling [Shane’s] career right now.” (46:28)

10. Throwing Up: Sober vs. Drunk

Timestamp: 52:00–54:00

• The trio details the difference between nauseating sober vomiting and the “liberating” experience of puking while drunk:
  • “Throwing up drunk is like jerking off hungover. It’s the easiest thing in the world.” – Francis (52:43)
  • Harry offers a wild theory: “Maybe when you’re drinking and throwing up all the time, you’re expelling sickness. Maybe you’re getting ahead of the sick throw-up.” (53:32)

11. Food, Gut Health & Yogurt

Timestamp: 54:00–57:52

• Rehash of famous steak-and-burger dinners.
• Yogurt brands, probiotic content, and whether fancy or kids’ yogurts actually have health benefits.
• Harry: “Pretty sure all yogurt has probiotics in it.” (57:03)

12. Viral Moments & Internet Rabbit Holes

Timestamp: 60:09–62:15

• The Coldplay “CEO’s affair caught on camera” saga:
  • Dissecting on-camera body language, public speculation, and the company’s possible HR fallout.
  • "It was the biggest thing that's happened online since Will Smith slapped [Chris Rock]." – Dave (61:28)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Land Ownership:
  “Land is like Bitcoin, right? It’s the only resource that’s never replenished more than what it is already in stock.” – Francis (15:04)
• On Saudi Arabia:
  “He sent two private jets of hitmen… and they just… dissolved him in a vat of acid.” – Francis (22:29)
• On Comedy Writing:
  "Angel Reese spoke out online against the WNBA after a bad call from officials. Bold move considering she could face up to 25 push-ups and fines." – Harry (43:41)
• On Puking:
  “Throwing up drunk is like jerking off hungover. It’s the easiest thing in the world.” – Francis (52:43)
• On Solo Eating Binge:
  “Friday night, dead sober—I ate too many gummy bears and threw up.” – Harry (07:40)
• On Hockey Fighting:
  “Imagine going to bed every night being like, I gotta beat the shit out of this guy tomorrow.” – Harry (32:34)
• On the BlackBerry:
  “Too many antioxidants. I’m trying to build up my oxidants.” – Dave (03:12)

Flow & Tone

• The entire episode is classic Son of a Boy Dad: fast riffs, inside jokes, faux-disagreements, and meandering but purposeful detours.
• The tone is irreverent but intelligent, mixing youthful humility with comedic bravado.
• Plenty of meta-commentary about social media, personal health, their Barstool careers, and the absurd side of news and the internet.

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Blackberries & Cocktails: 03:06–04:53
• Supplements & Gut Health: 05:53–07:59
• Gummies & Embarrassing Throw-Up Stories: 07:59–08:44
• Wyoming/Fishing Adventures: 08:44–11:44
• Land Ownership & End Times: 14:01–17:43
• Saudi Arabia, Esports, & Geopolitics: 18:09–24:08
• Free Speech & 90s TV: 24:16–25:58
• Fighting Lore (Hockey, Golf): 25:38–33:33
• Irish Travelers Sidebar: 38:10–38:52
• ESPYs Writing Room: 40:33–46:34
• Epic Vomit Discourse: 52:00–54:00
• Yogurt, Food, and Health: 54:00–57:52
• Coldplay Affair Viral Moment: 60:09–62:15

Final Thoughts

This episode weaves together hilarious personal stories, timely cultural commentary, and uniquely Barstoolian life advice. Whether you’re coming for the camaraderie, the asides about supplements, or genuine insights into writing late-night comedy, you’ll find yourself both laughing and, occasionally, learning something genuinely interesting.

If you only catch a few minutes:
Don’t miss Francis’s breakdown of Saudi history (20:23–24:08), Harry’s gummy bear confessional (07:40), and Dave’s “oxidants” revelation (03:12).