Boy Story 7.2 | Son of a Boy Dad #322 ft. Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad – Episode #322: "Boy Story 7.2"

Date: July 31, 2025
Guests: Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Son of a Boy Dad" is a classic hangout with the Barstool crew—Lil Sasquatch, Rone, Francis, Bo, Vibs, Kyle Bauer, and Nick Turani. The episode bounces through hilarious recaps of recent content shoots (from failed basketball to video game humiliation), delves into the foothills and oddities of Olympic sports, muses on manhood and what it means to "have a healthy worldview," and brainstorms wild new Barstool challenges. Amidst it all: deep dives into wardrobe debates, nostalgia about childhood speed, worries about clutter, and a heavy dose of Barstool’s signature irreverence.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Content Creation: Failed Basketball & Halo (03:25–19:19)

• Behind-the-Scenes Basketball:
  • The group laughs about a disastrous attempt to film a pickup basketball game, complete with embarrassing body contortions.
    • Bo: "I thought I did something that looked cool... It was just horrible. My body flailed in a way... almost the shape of a swastika." (04:16)
  • Mook playing 3-on-1 against everyone else still kept it close. They discuss performance anxiety and how none of them could fake basketball skills for the camera.
• Content Anxiety:
  • The anxiety of releasing footage and knowing fans will roast them. (19:03)
    • Bo: "It's the worst feeling knowing it. It's like now live anus basketball. Yeah, here we go." (19:03)
  • Vibs relates this to nightmare-fuel episodes where things go off the rails, like the infamous "case race" marathon.
    • Vibs: "It's like the worst Sunday scaries you could ever imagine." (19:56)
• Competitive Video Gaming (Halo & Counter-Strike):
  • Transition to losing at Halo and the pain of input delay.
    • Vibs: "It's a different game every week—you just have two beta fish to plop in a vase." (18:19)
  • Francis grills the group about Counter-Strike mechanics and the humiliation of being booted by your own team.
    • Bo: "My best game of Counter Strike ever? I went 2 and 4 and my own teammate tried to boot me." (16:50)

2. Sidney Sweeney, Boxing, and the Turkish Olympian Rumor (06:10–09:10)

• They riff on the internet’s obsession with actress Sydney Sweeney and controversy over her roles and advertising campaigns.
• Francis brings up a story about a Turkish boxing champion with a wild personal and professional history, including surviving an attempted murder by her own trainer/husband.
  • Francis: "She's an unbelievable boxer, and her boyfriend... he's like the most abusive guy ever..." (07:14)
• Jokes about the persistent rumor that the boxer was secretly a man, which sends them into a satirical spiral about podcast hosts and comedians obsessing over it.

3. Medical Tourism & Hypochondria (10:01–13:39)

• Roan and crew discuss the superior, affordable healthcare in Turkey, especially full-body scans.
• Vibs confesses his hypochondria and using ChatGPT to analyze a mysterious bump.
  • Vibs: "I got like a little bump right here that I posted on ChatGPT." (13:27)

4. Hard Body, Big Back: The Ultimate Barstool Decathlon (23:01–32:00)

• Concept Brainstorming:
  • The crew pitches a "Hard Body Big Back" decathlon—a competition combining strength, endurance, drinking, eating, and chilling.
    • Kyle: "It's the hard body big back... It's strength, it's running and lifting, but it's also like how well you can chill and eat." (23:32)
    • Francis: "Is it in a finite amount of time, or is it like a decathlon where it's like one day?" (23:42)
  • Each host could choose their own slate of events for fairness and variety.
    • Roan: "Everybody brings their own thing to the table then." (30:27)
• Measuring Manhood:
  • It spins into a conversation about what "being a man" really means, blending podcast themes with self-mockery.
    • Francis: "Is it a measurement of man?" (31:09)
    • Roan: "Man." (31:09)

5. Olympic Sports and Esoteric Events (26:07–28:38)

• The crew ridicules Olympic oddities like the steeplechase and triple jump, pondering why such events exist and who trains for them.
  • Roan: "The decathlon... I don't learn anything from the decathlon. Who can, like, shoot or even biathlon?" (25:59)
  • Francis: "I've never really understood the point of the steeple chase, if I'm honest." (26:07)
• The consensus: add darts, flag football, and e-sports for more fun.

6. Esports and the Barstool Call of Duty Team (36:41–39:02)

• Vibs and Mook tease starting a Challenger-level Call of Duty team—not to play, but to manage and make content from.
  • Vibs: "The idea is, try to make like a Optic knockoff. Like Hard Knocks... With, like, basement dwellers." (37:17)
• They joke about getting Dave (Portnoy) to invest $20 million to buy a CDL spot.

7. Crypto, Meme Coins & Chrome Hearts (39:02–42:09)

• The group talks about the dangers of diving into crypto projects, referencing the troubles of people like "banks" and the boom-and-bust cycles of fly-by-night coins.
• They pivot to pricey fashion, Chrome Hearts jeans & necklaces, and reveal their biggest clothing splurges.
  • Francis: "Probably, like, 600 bucks [on pants]." (40:43)
  • Bo: "I bought a Blastoise... 1,450 [dollars]." (45:05)

8. Nostalgia: Collectibles & Speed as Childhood Social Currency (44:41–49:34)

• The group compares investing in Pokémon cards versus sports memorabilia ("Wigglytuff can’t rape"), poking fun at scandals in traditional sports.
• Digression into how speed was the most respected schoolyard attribute and how "being the fast kid" extends even to adulthood.
  • Bo: "Speed was the biggest social currency in, like, elementary to middle school and also now adult." (49:02)

9. Tidiness, Organization, and Clutter (43:48–44:41; 50:06–53:05)

• Home tidiness: Francis preaches the gospel of uncluttered countertops.
  • Francis: "The single most important place to keep tidy... Countertops." (43:20)
• Vibs shares hacks like a clutter shelf; others cringe at their past messy apartments and questionable hygiene.

10. Random Bits & Barstool Lore (53:11–end)

• Nutella biscuits are the new snack of choice.
• Nate from Barstool allegedly couch crashes for months.
• Tangents about the distinctions between New England states and their respective claims to identity.
• The episode closes with a riff on Narwuar’s deep-dive interview skills, Rone’s new-dad struggles ("my kids don’t know they’re out of the womb yet"), and the challenges of watching dark movies with kids.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I thought I did something that looked cool... It was just horrible. My body flailed in a way... almost the shape of a swastika."
  — Bo (04:16)
• "My best game of Counter Strike ever? I went 2 and 4 and my own teammate tried to boot me."
  — Bo (16:50)
• "It's like the worst Sunday scaries you could ever imagine."
  — Vibs (19:56)
• "It's the hard body big back... running, lifting, but also how well you can chill and eat."
  — Kyle (23:32)
• "Wigglytuff can't rape."
  — Bo (47:39)
• "Speed was the biggest social currency in, like, elementary to middle school and also now adult."
  — Bo (49:02)
• "The single most important place to keep tidy... Countertops."
  — Francis (43:20)
• "My kids don't know they're out of the womb yet."
  — Roan (60:44)

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Segment Timestamps

• Basketball Content Failure & Anxiety: 03:25–05:56, 19:03–20:48
• Sydney Sweeney & Turkish Boxing Story: 06:09–09:10
• Turkey’s Healthcare & Hypochondria: 11:03–13:39
• Hard Body, Big Back Challenge: 23:01–32:00
• Olympic Sports Riffing: 26:07–28:38
• Barstool Esports Team: 36:41–39:02
• Crypto, Chrome Hearts & Clothing Prices: 39:02–42:09
• Pokémon Collecting: 44:41–47:57
• Speed and School Days: 49:02–49:34
• Tidiness Rant: 43:48–44:41; 50:06–53:05
• New England and Main Line Geography: 54:04–57:00
• Narwuar, Baby Womb Theory, Parenting Bits: 58:02–63:12

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Tone & Style

The episode moves fast, features overlapping stories and bits, veers between satirical and heartfelt, and is steeped with inside jokes and the casual, sometimes self-deprecating bravado that fans expect from Barstool personalities. It's rich in humor and tangents, with faux-earnest debates about manhood, sports, and collectibles, punctuated by viral quote-worthy moments.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode delivers a quintessentially Barstool stew—equal parts sports parody, pop-culture dunking, honest podcasts-about-podcasting, and group therapy for the anxieties of going viral. Whether discussing Turkish boxing, the Olympic decathlon, questionable business investments, or plotting the ultimate Barstool challenge, the guys blend nostalgia, modern existential dread, and absurd humor to keep listeners entertained, even as they learn what it means to be a "boy" and a "dad."

Transcript

[Roan]

Hey. Son of a boy. Dad. Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Bo]

This is what being a NASCAR fan is all about.

[Francis]

Singular history and tradition.

[Kyle]

Thank you everybody for coming out and.

[Bo]

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[Francis]

Throw in a can't miss concert and.

[Bo]

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[Vibs]

Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game. Making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man. The that thing is packed. Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you bite into it, boom.

[Francis]

It sorts you out.

[Vibs]

Gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this. Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

[Francis]

Snickers satisfies.

[Vibs]

Man, that's a winning play. Alrighty. Welcome back to this, folks.

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[Roan]

Just play at the outdoor.

[Vibs]

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[Bo]

Didn't want anybody to see us.

[Vibs]

True. That is. I never thought about it. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, we're going to the park.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It was. Yeah.

[Bo]

I, I. Our guy that edits at Colton is awesome at his job, but he sent it to us. He was like, any notes? I'm like, dude, I'm not watching this. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it's fine.

[Kyle]

I watching. I am better at speaking Japanese than basketball.

[Vibs]

Honestly, nothing shows off.

[Kyle]

That'S better than my basketball repertoire.

[Bo]

You can't fake it. You can't fake basketball.

[Francis]

No.

[Bo]

Especially if it's like. If it's like, pick up basketball, I'll be like, all right. I'll be a bound hound and I won't get a single rebound.

[Kyle]

But I'll say it.

[Vibs]

It's not a bad. It's not a bad role, though.

[Bo]

No, not at all.

[Vibs]

It's like being an outfielder.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Bo]

But you can't fake it. And on camera, like, I thought I did something that looked cool, and I did scrub through the video to find that it was just horrible. Like, my body flailed in a way to, like, I was like almost the shape of a swastika. And it was, it was just. It was horrendous to watch.

[Kyle]

We were playing mook three versus one.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And we.

[Roan]

And you look bad.

[Bo]

We had 39.

[Kyle]

We were, like, celebrating making a shot, but I.

[Bo]

It wasn't even. We were playing moot because I think the video would have been the same length if it was just three of us trying to score 11 points.

[Kyle]

We didn't need an opponent. No. It was just hard to make.

[Francis]

What was the final score?

[Bo]

11, 4.

[Francis]

You guys won.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Not. Not. That was kind of close.

[Bo]

He was up 3:1.

[Francis]

Oh, really?

[Bo]

He was up 3:1. And we're like, okay. It's hilarious, him being up at all.

[Roan]

He won the first possession was the funniest thing I've ever seen in that. It was just so funny.

[Vibs]

Yeah, it was funny because it was like. I just saw the clip of you guys. Like, Mook missed twice, and then you guys missed three times, I think.

[Roan]

No, you guys missed more than three times at the start. But it was so much just passing.

[Bo]

Around because there was always two guys open. You didn't want to be selfish and.

[Roan]

You want the assist.

[Vibs]

You wanted the triple hook.

[Kyle]

We convinced ourselves it was like a. A wonky backboard. It was like a prank backboard.

[Vibs]

Could have been.

[Bo]

Yeah, But I was just hitting backboard on all my shot, like, it was. I didn't jump in the video.

[Roan]

You should have played with a pair of jeans, like, as the ball.

[Bo]

That would be cool.

[Roan]

That would be like the gene toss, dude.

[Bo]

I always revert to gene content. I don't know why. Yeah, you're right.

[Francis]

Good.

[Bo]

Perfect jeans.

[Roan]

People are so pissed about that.

[Vibs]

White and blue eyes.

[Francis]

They.

[Kyle]

Are they running out of pictures of her yet? You know what I mean?

[Roan]

It's a new one every day.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Bo]

You know what I mean?

[Roan]

She's got a new movie coming out every couple days. Yeah, she's ass naked.

[Bo]

Well, every time I open up Twitter, it's like, load Sydney Sweeney in four.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And then just like, you can see your freckles. I'm like, I'm not zooming in on her titties.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

People are really mad about.

[Francis]

They're really milking her.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

For all she's worth.

[Vibs]

That. That jeans commercial really got people furious.

[Bo]

I have her blocked on Instagram. I think she's the only person I blocked on Instagram, dude.

[Francis]

That. The woman that she's portraying in the boxing movie that she's doing, I believe it's the woman that was in that 30 for 30. Or maybe it was like a untold episode on Netflix.

[Vibs]

Oh, well, who was it?

[Francis]

I can't remember the woman's name.

[Roan]

She's playing the Turkish boxer who is a man. Right?

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Roan]

And if so, I'm gay.

[Francis]

No. Yeah. I Think it.

[Guest or Background Speaker]

That.

[Francis]

Yeah, right. It's the. It's that woman who. Her story. I watched the Untold, if you haven't seen it, is good. Fuck. Well, it's insane.

[Roan]

What is it? I don't know anything about it.

[Francis]

She's an unbelievable boxer, and her boyfriend kind of becomes her trainer, like, manager, but he's like the most abusive guy ever.

[Vibs]

Yeah, surprise there and then right towards.

[Bo]

He's a boxing trainer.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But he's like. And then they get married, and he's like. He's, like, way older than she is, and he's ugly, and he's like.

[Vibs]

Boxing. He's like the fighter. Boxing trainer.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

He's like. Wears a fucking news boy cap.

[Vibs]

Oh, he's a real boxing.

[Francis]

Yeah. So he. But then in the end, I mean, he tries to kill her. Oh, With a gun. He shoots her, I'm pretty sure.

[Bo]

Does he shoot her, dad?

[Vibs]

Nah.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Vibs]

Oh, she dies.

[Bo]

Is she a good boxer?

[Francis]

But she's. She. It's really bad, the shooting.

[Kyle]

What era?

[Francis]

The way she. The way he tries to kill her. Either stabs her a bunch of times or. I think he shoots her a bunch of times.

[Vibs]

Definitely would rather be shot than stabbed.

[Francis]

And she survives it somehow. And then I think she, like, comes back and. Do you remember there was a clip of a woman boxer who was, like, winning a fight pretty easily, and she breaks her hand and the ref stops the fight?

[Bo]

No, my finger's not to the pulse of women's boxing.

[Kyle]

So she got ravaged by gunshot, came back, and I think that's right.

[Francis]

I could have.

[Bo]

Sweeney's doing that.

[Francis]

Yes, she's playing.

[Kyle]

What'd you say about a man?

[Francis]

That was.

[Bo]

That was a.

[Roan]

The Turkish one from the Olympics or Turkish, was it?

[Bo]

Were they Turkish?

[Guest or Background Speaker]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Won the gold medal. Yeah, she was Turkish.

[Bo]

She was walloping those other women.

[Vibs]

Yeah, worse.

[Roan]

And then the rumor was she was a man. Then that got disproved, and I think it got re.

[Vibs]

Oh, yeah, I think it was.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That was the major story.

[Roan]

Yeah. I think it got reproved.

[Kyle]

Tough.

[Roan]

All my favorite podcasters talked about it. I figured I'd touch all my top.

[Vibs]

All my goats. All my goats are furious that she was an Olympic medalist.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

All my favorite comedians are.

[Vibs]

So me and my boys were so mad that this Turkish boxer won. Fired up about it. We're gonna have the prime minister of Turkey on to talk about it.

[Bo]

Dude, what a big get for.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Vibs]

For now.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Is that his name?

[Francis]

Yeah, that's the prime. I don't know The President.

[Vibs]

The president. I took a swing with Prime Minister. I didn't know if I was right.

[Francis]

I don't know. You might be. I. I know that he's the prime minister.

[Bo]

Sounds way better than President.

[Vibs]

I know, right? I feel like he got it, like, some countries assume Prime Minister Erdogan.

[Francis]

Yeah. E R D O G A. Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Roan]

He was brothers with Hido Turkoglue.

[Bo]

Who was the basketball player that spoke out against him, though?

[Roan]

Ennis Canter.

[Bo]

That's right.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Roan]

And his freedom.

[Bo]

Yeah, he changed his name to Freedom.

[Roan]

My mom was like, I'm really a big fan of this. And his guy. Like, why the. Would you. What do you know about him?

[Francis]

I mean, he's been president since 2014. That's long run, long term, stretching.

[Bo]

It must be well liked.

[Vibs]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they love him. People always love the guys that stay in power. Yeah.

[Bo]

40 years.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

He is rushing.

[Vibs]

Never lost a vote.

[Francis]

He's done. I think he's done some things that were surprisingly progressive.

[Kyle]

I was gonna say. I don't see Turkey as, like, this super corrupt.

[Francis]

No.

[Bo]

I can't take a country seriously. That's Turkey.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

What's next?

[Francis]

Yeah. Yes.

[Vibs]

That's what they pay me the big bucks for.

[Francis]

Turkey is always the country. Where is that? The country from which they always have videos of the Parliament just fighting each other.

[Bo]

Like, fist fighting.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's how they settle things.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

But they're, like, super advanced in so many ways. Like, their medical system is like. Is great and cheap. The bald soul shit. But, like, they'll do like a full body scan for, like $800. Something that would cost, like $15,000 a year.

[Vibs]

I want to get one.

[Roan]

And then I heard Bodrum is like, but I'm talking.

[Vibs]

I would get one of those.

[Bo]

I think I would. They would be like, this is bad. And I don't think I do anything about it.

[Vibs]

I just want to know. Like, I just want to see the inside of every part of my body, and I don't figure out what's going on.

[Francis]

I don't think.

[Bo]

Is there something amiss?

[Vibs]

No, I just, like, you know, I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac, so it's like, I feel like I would. The relief I would get from just getting.

[Francis]

I don't think. I don't think you're a full body. I think you're just a chondriac. I think, meaning you are right about your concerns.

[Bo]

Well, I was talking to.

[Francis]

There's no exaggerating your worries.

[Bo]

You're 50% 60 years old and 50% 13 years pretty. You're the perfect. Because you're grumpy and complaining. You're just like, I'm just going to go home and have breakfast. Gummy worms.

[Francis]

You're complaining about the grow up and.

[Bo]

You'Re drowning your sorrows and squirms.

[Roan]

And your stomach is where your lungs are. Everything's in the wrong place. You're always just feeding your lungs.

[Vibs]

I, I, I don't think I'm a big hypochondriac anymore. But I, I used to be like, like I went to the doctor. Well, it's cuz my, it was cuz my mom, mom, she, she's a hypochondriac too. But they like. I went to the doctor to get a, to get one of those things where they dilate your pupils.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

So they can see into your brain.

[Francis]

Oh no, that's not why they do that.

[Vibs]

That's what I had done.

[Francis]

That wasn't an eye test.

[Vibs]

It was to see if I had a two.

[Bo]

Oh yeah.

[Francis]

You can look into your brain through your pupils.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Wow. I didn't know.

[Roan]

You just have to have a bunch of methylene blue and you're good to go.

[Francis]

That's Walter White's favorite ingredient.

[Vibs]

The out of them.

[Bo]

Dude, I'm such a hypochondriac. I, you know, I get to go to some cool places. I have a cute puppy. But my whole camera roll was just this one mole.

[Francis]

My whole camera mole. Oh, it's just a scene.

[Bo]

I'll go to the earliest and the newest. I'll like overlay and change the opacity.

[Vibs]

It's bad.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

I got, I got a couple of mole photos. I went, I went back and looked at one recently. Like I went back to the old.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Things are still looking.

[Roan]

You send them to anyone or you just posted on Chat GPT and ruin Memphis to check to see if your shit's canceled.

[Vibs]

I got, I got like a little bump right here that I posted on Chat GBT the other day.

[Roan]

What did it say?

[Vibs]

Said low. Is some sort of cyst or something. Not to worry about it.

[Roan]

Can we see it?

[Vibs]

No, it's too high up on my thighs.

[Roan]

Just the picture maybe.

[Bo]

It's like the hottest day in New York City ever and you're in a sweatshirt.

[Francis]

Cold.

[Bo]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Roan]

Okay. Today was the true test of Francis's gene therapy.

[Francis]

Yeah, I'm not happy.

[Bo]

I mean, are you a gene guy now?

[Roan]

He just won't Wear shorts.

[Kyle]

I heard you.

[Bo]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

[Kyle]

Like crazy.

[Bo]

It's for children and Angus Young.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Shorts are tough, but it's like guitarist of acdc.

[Francis]

Oh.

[Bo]

Dressed like a schoolboy.

[Francis]

All right.

[Bo]

I'm experimenting with a raw denim. And you can't even fold them. No, they're just standing in the corner of my room.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah, that's by my bed. Me.

[Francis]

Every time. They look like a memorial, like a totem pants. All the time. Yeah.

[Bo]

I have two pairs, and they're just standing in my room.

[Francis]

Yeah. S. We should just keep going at this point. This is the second episode, you think? Yeah, for sure.

[Bo]

Oh, I thought we ended.

[Francis]

We definitely did.

[Vibs]

When we said.

[Francis]

Yeah. That we're like, we're already 15 minutes into the. I would say.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Oh, I thought we were in the second.

[Francis]

Yeah, we are now trying to end it.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

All right. Did.

[Bo]

I was like, damn.

[Kyle]

All right, that's it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

I thought for the last 15 minutes.

[Roan]

That we Trying to wrap it up.

[Bo]

Trying to wrap it up. You signed off, didn't you?

[Vibs]

Yeah, but I was like. And then we kept going. I was like, I guess the fellas still got a little bit more in the tank.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Bo]

All right.

[Francis]

Keep going.

[Vibs]

Guess we'll keep going.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

All right.

[Truly Unruly Ad Host]

I.

[Bo]

Yeah, I guess. Pick it back up, man.

[Vibs]

Yeah, let me just pick it up where I left it off, which was. I found out Counter Strike.

[Bo]

Dude, that was crazy, because, Francis, you were just. You asked on your own podcast for 10 seconds of your time. You asked us. Can I please. May I please have 10 seconds?

[Francis]

I, I, I'll do anything.

[Bo]

All right.

[Francis]

Yeah. And I also, I still had a question about that, I think about the Counter Strike boxes.

[Vibs]

Do you ask?

[Roan]

But you'll have to listen to the son of a boy. Dad. Or the other episode.

[Vibs]

The people will listen to that? Yeah. Listen to all of it. They love it. Don't worry. They're gonna eat this up.

[Francis]

No, Now I think I don't actually have a question. No. Oh, I did have a question, which was that because you mentioned that when you kill somebody, somehow you can scroll and see their things, that they have the knives.

[Bo]

They will show it off. They know people are watching them.

[Vibs]

It switches to their pov. When you die, you're spectating someone new because the round isn't over yet, but you're dead and you're not respawning.

[Francis]

And so the person who's been killed has the ability to just display their war chest of trophies.

[Bo]

They'll scroll through to show their weapons because they know people are watching.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Cool.

[Vibs]

Real, really cool. Trick shot. Have you ever seen the dude that opens the box mid round?

[Francis]

No.

[Vibs]

Wins a knife, gets the snipe.

[Bo]

Holy.

[Kyle]

He ended up getting.

[Bo]

Dude. No. My best game of Counter Strike ever. I went 2 and 4 and my own teammate tried to boot me from my team.

[Vibs]

It's pretty humiliating.

[Bo]

You see your name pop up on the screen and you're just like, what's this for? It's your own teammate trying to boot you from the game. They don't get somebody new. They're just a man down.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

They're like, this guy's causing more harm. Harm than good.

[Bo]

And then everybody. You just see everybody vote yes back at the home screen.

[Vibs]

It's pretty ruthless, but I do with it. I. With that.

[Kyle]

Like that.

[Vibs]

I feel like they should add that to all games. This guy sucks. Get him out of the game.

[Bo]

How did you feel? I. I loved the Halo video. You guys did. Did you. How did you feel good after that?

[Vibs]

No, obviously I felt awful, but I.

[Bo]

Mean, that was the most.

[Vibs]

It's tough.

[Kyle]

Look.

[Vibs]

It'S a lose. Lose for me because if I give the explanation, then it. People will say, I'm not.

[Roan]

I'm wrong.

[Bo]

I'm lying.

[Roan]

Lying.

[Francis]

Well, there was a win option for you, which was to win. Yeah.

[Vibs]

So what I will say, I think something that I. That I. That is getting glossed over is Francis is way better at Halo than you'd think. And the input delay that we were both playing on was insane. So going from playing on a PC, which is zero, there's like no input delay on a PC. That's the best thing about a PC.

[Kyle]

To play into the console.

[Vibs]

To play on a console where you're getting. I mean, we had the console going to the tv, then being streamed to the monitor and then connected through HDMI to another monitor.

[Kyle]

The delay, you were playing a different sport.

[Vibs]

It's a different game.

[Bo]

It's a different game every week. You just have two beta fish to plop in a vase. One single vase.

[Roan]

I am fighting my boys. I'm just fighting them. It's nice, though.

[Francis]

People like it when. When you say impression but delay, does that mean that, like you press the button and it takes a second to register?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Rather than like if you were on a PC or. I mean, input delay on console isn't bad either. It's just that setup that we had is. It's. It slows things down.

[Roan]

But Francis is playing with the same shackles.

[Vibs]

Exact.

[Bo]

No, exactly.

[Vibs]

That's why I said Francis is also a lot better than people think. Like, I don't think that. I don't think I'm good at Halo by any means, but I also don't think that Francis is. I think Francis. If Francis played Halo for like a day, he would be very good at it.

[Bo]

The lead up to knowing that like you're about to put out something that you will get made fun of for some dude DM me is like, you're. He called me present day Kobe after the basketball video present. And. Oh, and it was just like, it's. It's the worst feeling knowing it. It's like now live anus basketball. Yeah, here we go.

[Vibs]

I have like nightmares about the case race with that. Like the same.

[Roan]

That's my main thing.

[Vibs]

Yeah. The checking in and you're like, it's still live. It's still. It's been five hours.

[Bo]

I remember two and a half hours.

[Vibs]

This is seven hours long.

[Roan]

Let me just check the comments.

[Bo]

And then like, if Quigs, like maybe just like got sleepy editing. There's like, if he. If he makes a one second mistake, I'm unemployed.

[Vibs]

Yeah. My life's over.

[Kyle]

That's one of those things that I can't fathom.

[Vibs]

People watch.

[Bo]

Yeah. Let's watch these guys scream at each other.

[Vibs]

I mean, they're so fun to do, of course, but the putting them out, the anxiety is like, holy. It's like the worst Sunday scaries you could ever imagine. It's like, I mean, you go to a bar, you black out and you're like, wow. So everyone else was blacked out.

[Roan]

So knows what I did.

[Vibs]

And then it's people watching you blackout stone cold. And then like commenting being like sat like this guy's. You never get a beer with this guy. It's like, dude, I usually don't drink eight beers in 30 minutes. That's not like my go to go to a bar. Let me get eight Coors lights now.

[Roan]

Yeah, I need that.

[Bo]

No, what they should do.

[Francis]

Never have eight beers in a studio with this guy. That's specific.

[Bo]

These guys look like a bad hat.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

It's like, no, we're doing a case race. We're not just. It's not like we're just drinking.

[Roan]

Yeah, Francis, I bet you could drink pretty fast in a case race.

[Francis]

I don't know. I don't really drink to Sass's point. I. I can't say that I really drink that way at all.

[Vibs]

No one, you know, anybody does.

[Francis]

Well, but like years ago in college, you Know, I could put away whatever, 12 beers.

[Vibs]

Yeah, but this is like, I could put away 15 beers when I was drinking. Like it. But not over the course of 30 minutes. Like that's like you're gonna. Your speed running, blacking out.

[Roan]

You could put. You could drink more than Francis could in my prime.

[Vibs]

Yeah, beer, definitely. But I think he would say that too. You saw me drink beers. I could destroy them.

[Bo]

You were so.

[Francis]

You.

[Bo]

You were a prodigy. Oh, because you hung it up at 2122.

[Francis]

Okay, Barry Sanders. Everyone was like, wait, wait, what? He's high waiting.

[Vibs]

Dude, you.

[Francis]

You owe it to the city to keep drinking. You really were like, we appreciate how much you drank, but we're also kind of pissed off that you're turning your back.

[Bo]

We get it. We surrounded you with bad drinkers, but we're getting you some help.

[Roan]

So why don't I just have you guys do a race of non alcoholic beers?

[Vibs]

That's not even close to the. Yeah, that's so different.

[Roan]

But you just said you could drink more than him.

[Vibs]

You can. You max out at three non alcoholic beers and then you're like, I feel worse than If I drank 20 real beers. I mean, you wake up with this like weird stomachache.

[Roan]

So we just need you back drinking.

[Vibs]

And now, I don't know. I have no interest in drinking.

[Kyle]

But at your peak, which was when?

[Bo]

Right before.

[Vibs]

I would say September two years ago.

[Francis]

Oh, you know what we could do? Here's what we should.

[Vibs]

It was when I came back from Skank Fest and we did the podcast and people were DMing me being like, dude, are you okay? Like, you look awful.

[Bo]

Dude. There were some nights where you were out to about like 7 in the morning.

[Vibs]

Oh, yeah.

[Bo]

And that was. I meant, I meant to say most nights you. You were a good time.

[Vibs]

Yeah, I mean, look, it was like a.

[Francis]

It's so good that you really, you know, turned your life around. Now you go to bed at five.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Bo]

So I'm sure. I'm sure being four inches away from a screen for 11 hours.

[Francis]

What a. You found God and greet him at sunrise.

[Roan]

So what was the idea you had, what you said?

[Francis]

Well, I was gonna say since you obviously I don't want has to break. Break his sobriety for. For our. Our roan.com challenge. But to come to sort of your turf, what we could do is like, we could do like a smoke off the weed. Like just who can smoke the most bong hits and like still do a math problem.

[Vibs]

That sounds terrible.

[Kyle]

Actually wanted to do this. I was Almost going to pitch it to you.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's like a. It's like a hard body big back challenge that incorporates it's.

[Bo]

Dude, the hard body big back challenge sounds awesome.

[Kyle]

It's the hard body big back.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's strength, it's end like running and lifting but it's also like how well you can like chill and eat.

[Francis]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Without being measured. But it's just like is it in.

[Roan]

A finite amount of time it's. Or is it like a decathlon where it's like one day.

[Kyle]

It's like a decathlon one day by day something. How well you can drink and then wake up the next morning and run a mile and then it's your fun.

[Roan]

To run ratio and just eat.

[Kyle]

How well you can riff while you're high or drunk.

[Roan]

Wow.

[Kyle]

I love this.

[Francis]

That's great. But you should do that. How do you measure it? It seems so subjective.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's like it's judge based decathlon and.

[Roan]

And it's like you could do. You could place in the conversation but you might suck in the running or something like that.

[Francis]

Ultimate man. Really. Right.

[Kyle]

So it's filmed and I think you know you can tell who performs better.

[Roan]

The hard.

[Vibs]

Wait, are you on your high while you're doing this? Is that the point?

[Kyle]

So one, one like series, like one event is getting high and then you just order whatever food you.

[Roan]

You would order.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do what you would do. And who's better at doing that?

[Francis]

That's really good. You could, you could drop each guy into a random like Bach Big B. You could, you could drop each guy into a random bachelor party of like strangers. Yeah. Just for like a 30 minute conversation in the living room. Like a pregame.

[Kyle]

That would be one of the.

[Francis]

And see how well does he bond? How well does he entertain?

[Vibs]

You know all those things.

[Kyle]

You don't have to be strong to do it. Like you can up your the strength portions of it and still win the hard bonus. Yeah.

[Roan]

Or is it weighted so much to strength that. No, it's not like it's not when.

[Bo]

But it's called the hard body big bad.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So there's going to be.

[Francis]

Hard body.

[Kyle]

Pull ups, bench press, mile run, hungover mile O and then boozing, riffing, getting high, eating.

[Francis]

I like that.

[Roan]

And it's what?

[Kyle]

And it's perfect for bar.

[Roan]

It can't be done in one day.

[Kyle]

No, it's like a four day event.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Francis]

That's all the events though.

[Kyle]

It's just a loose idea.

[Francis]

I was gonna say you should do. I Mean grill.

[Kyle]

Grilling something. Yeah, like, grilling would be perfect.

[Francis]

Yeah. Boogie boarding.

[Kyle]

Like fixing something.

[Vibs]

Body surfing.

[Bo]

Dude. I think of being bored event. Who's the best at being bored?

[Roan]

Because I.

[Kyle]

Standing around.

[Vibs]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe give some. Like, put someone in a room with nothing.

[Bo]

Pass the time.

[Roan]

Like, how do they pass the time?

[Francis]

An hour of YouTube selections like Fight. Who can find the best YouTube rabbit hole.

[Bo]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

This is a way more useful decathlon than the actual decathlon. Yeah, I don't learn anything from the decathlon. Who can, like, shoot or even biathlon.

[Francis]

I've never really understood the point of the steeple chase, if I'm honest.

[Roan]

Is that in decathlon? No.

[Kyle]

Steeple chase is insane.

[Francis]

Why do they need to jump over the hurdle and then into the tiny puddle?

[Roan]

And how is that part I never understood?

[Kyle]

Is this a puddle?

[Roan]

How can a person be good at that?

[Vibs]

You guys are speaking a foreign language to me right now.

[Kyle]

There's events at the Olympics. There's track and field events where one of, like, the things you have to do is just jump into a puddle.

[Francis]

Really? You jump? It's like, yeah, we jump over a hurdle, but you kind of, like, touch the top of it and then jump down into a tiny bit of water. And all that serves to do is make your shoes wet for the rest of the race.

[Roan]

Oh, it's humans to do it. I'm thinking of when. When horses do the steeple.

[Francis]

I don't do the.

[Bo]

I thought horses.

[Kyle]

You're thinking of equestrian.

[Roan]

I'm thinking of equestrian steeplechase. So just humans jumping into water. Yeah, just puddle jumping.

[Vibs]

Were these sports added to the Olympics because they were, like, the first sports that they could think of?

[Francis]

Sure. They go well.

[Vibs]

Is that still an Olympic sport? What, are there 15 people on the planet that do that?

[Roan]

Well, with the horse?

[Kyle]

One I know who's training for that.

[Roan]

Like, steeplechase and dressage are in it because they put an inordinate amount of money, like, to their sport. Like, they'll pay for, like, a ton of other sports that don't have the funding because horse people are just rich as. But who's paying for the. The puddle jumpers?

[Kyle]

I think so high schools in America do steeple chase.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then there's triple jump, which is just. You hop. You hop a few times.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then jump.

[Bo]

The Olympics are boring. You like them?

[Kyle]

I think I like the spectacle. I like the winter international competition.

[Vibs]

I like hockey, and I like the curling. To be honest, if I'm being. If I'm being frank with you boys.

[Bo]

I appreciate being transparent.

[Vibs]

I do. With the curling, if you get into it. It's actually like very entertaining.

[Roan]

Yeah. But those. They have that on not even in the Olympics, that they'll have that on every weekend.

[Vibs]

Curling is on 24 7. It's a 24 hour sport.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I think they should add darts to the Olympics. The Summer Olympics. Darts is really picking up.

[Bo]

Well, it's the hunt. The countries that host get to choose new things.

[Francis]

Is that right?

[Kyle]

So we're doing flag football. Yeah.

[Vibs]

Lacrosse, esports as well, I believe.

[Bo]

And then the Native Americans are getting their own team. They're represented as a known nation. Their own nation across.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's what they've got because they play in the World Games and they're really good.

[Vibs]

Have you guys ever seen Crooked Arrows?

[Francis]

No.

[Bo]

What's that?

[Francis]

I had some teammates that were in that person.

[Vibs]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. They would come out and cast like anyone that was played lacrosse.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And most guys were like, I have a summer internship at JP Morgan. I can't make your dumb Indian movie.

[Bo]

That movie's awful.

[Francis]

Yeah, but we. When I switched to switch to offhand. Yeah. Dude. When I played the. The. We played Albany and Albany and Syracuse were the two teams that always had the best Native American players. And it was because of the Onondaga reservation, which was up there in like northern New York. And it was the case, I think, that the smarter kids went to Syracuse and then the ones who weren't that smart went to Albany and there was. They'd have to go to like community college first to become eligible and they would play like two years in community college and then they'd either go to Syracuse or Albany.

[Bo]

Can you give us a Native American miracle speech, please?

[Roan]

What is he saying?

[Vibs]

Great moments are born from great opportunities.

[Roan]

Great moments are born from great opportunities.

[Francis]

Thanks, man. Thank you.

[Roan]

I was thinking of an Indian lacrosse team, though, where it's just like they're from like New Delhi.

[Vibs]

Great moments are born from.

[Francis]

I play goalie, goalkeeper.

[Bo]

Dude, Just line it up against those guys. They're all in jeans.

[Vibs]

Dress shoes.

[Bo]

You just beat him by having one woman in the crowd. And it was surround her free goal every time.

[Vibs]

Oh, man.

[Roan]

The hard body big back has legs.

[Vibs]

It does. Genuinely. Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think the hard body big back would be perfect. I think we'd all be pretty good at it.

[Bo]

I would put zeros on the board.

[Roan]

Everybody has to bring their own thing to the table then. Because like you. You being able to add bench pressing and deadlifts.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But then strength has to Be an excuse like the best well rounded man.

[Francis]

Hold on a second. I actually don't mind what you just said which is that you choose 10 events of your own at 10 people.

[Roan]

10 events, everybody brings an event.

[Francis]

It could be that or it's like These are the 10 ways that I represent what I.

[Roan]

You throw your own hard body.

[Bo]

But I don't view myself as like a good man at all.

[Kyle]

And it's a series like were you agreeing?

[Bo]

I'm also.

[Francis]

Does it. Is it a man, A measurement of man.

[Roan]

Man.

[Francis]

Is that what it is?

[Kyle]

I think it's one man at a time. Like say Roan will have a block of whatever three to four days it'll be filmed and then his final product will be shown in comparison.

[Bo]

So we're not even doing the same challenges?

[Roan]

No, he'll throw.

[Kyle]

I thought we were going to throw it. I like that idea too.

[Francis]

You might need to have it the.

[Roan]

Same ten things during yours. And then I'll. Then the next season I'll do a hard body big back and it'll be mine.

[Kyle]

Okay, so I get to throw my value.

[Roan]

Then the next time season Nick will do a hard body big and it'll be his value.

[Bo]

It's one of those things where the name is too good for this to fail.

[Vibs]

It really.

[Kyle]

The hard body big. I've been thinking about it for six months.

[Vibs]

The hard body big bad competition sp brought to you by body armor.

[Bo]

No, we're not going to get it sold.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Vibs]

No. It's getting sold to the sky. 7,000 ads to the moon.

[Roan]

Honestly.

[Francis]

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[Francis]

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[Kyle]

But it was still grueling, right?

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[Bo]

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[Roan]

Oh, my gosh. The. The. Literally the best. Wow. Live on air.

[Kyle]

Live.

[Roan]

Yeah. And this is real. This is unplanned little pincer grasp. That looks so nice. Kyle, describe to us what goes through your body as you hit one of those.

[Kyle]

Something about the Lucy. The flavor is perfect. It's a lot, but not too much. The buzz is a lot, but not too much.

[Francis]

It's.

[Kyle]

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[Francis]

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[Roan]

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[Bo]

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[Francis]

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[Roan]

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[Bo]

The shortens get me every time.

[Francis]

Yeah, they.

[Bo]

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[Francis]

Wait.

[Bo]

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[Francis]

Oh.

[Roan]

Me.

[Vibs]

Me and me. Me and Mook are. Are cooking up some new content. So we got some big ideas.

[Roan]

Yeah, we had a call about it. Me. We were on a call about it yesterday.

[Francis]

You guys had a call?

[Roan]

Yeah, I was on a call. He called me about something called Him Tease It.

[Vibs]

We're gonna try to start a. We're gonna try the goal, the plan. We haven't really talked about it at.

[Bo]

All, so I don't even know existence.

[Vibs]

We very loosely talked about it, but we want to try to start a Challengers Call of Duty team. We're not gonna play on it. We're gonna run it.

[Bo]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Vibs]

Yeah, we're gonna run it.

[Kyle]

Just run the tournament.

[Bo]

We're gonna, like the team, do tryouts.

[Vibs]

We're gonna do, like, interviews. Tryouts.

[Bo]

Yeah, exactly. That'll be cool.

[Vibs]

Yeah. So the idea is, like, try to make like a Optic knockoff. Like Hard Knocks.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but like, great idea.

[Vibs]

With, like, ideally, like, some basement dwellers.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Vibs]

I think it'd be funny.

[Roan]

Make your own face.

[Vibs]

Yeah, I mean, sort of.

[Roan]

What. What about phase with a phase sass? I fully support that idea.

[Vibs]

I think I Think it'll be funny.

[Bo]

So, yeah, like, dude, dude. The second like everybody accepted you were part time, you were just like, now I want to do.

[Vibs]

I'm gonna do everything now. It was really stupid. I feel very foolish about that. But that's a conversation for another time.

[Roan]

Well, you're on one year deals. Yeah.

[Francis]

The good news is your contract's coming up.

[Roan]

Your contract's been up since you started it.

[Vibs]

It literally was though. I was like, hey, I signed a new contract and then I started doing like infinitely more like an entire show. Yeah. Five days a week. I was two days a week before.

[Roan]

Yeah, but you.

[Bo]

And then now you're going to go back to contract is like, hey, I need double. And they'll be like, what are you going to do?

[Roan]

Leave?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Look at all you're doing.

[Francis]

I know.

[Roan]

We couldn't survive without you. We couldn't do all this without you.

[Vibs]

No worries though. Phase will take off.

[Roan]

It's a good name.

[Vibs]

It's gonna save us.

[Roan]

That's a good ass name.

[Vibs]

I just need Dave to invest $20 million to get us a CDL spot.

[Roan]

Yeah, he's gonna need to be buying up the, the talent the same way that Mark Zuckerberg is with Open AI. Yeah, I've saw a bunch of people trying to take down banks.

[Vibs]

He's based on banks. I think he's cooked.

[Roan]

You think so? Because the crypto shit.

[Vibs]

Yeah, the crypto shit. It's like everyone that gets involved with the crypto gets in trouble.

[Bo]

Like, what?

[Vibs]

How people not realize that at this.

[Bo]

Point it's, it's 100%.

[Vibs]

There's literally never been a scenario where someone's succeeded it and like, like came out of it being like, everyone been.

[Bo]

Like, thanks, man, I know everybody else, you, but I won't. And then they're just like, hey, man, you can get $20 million in half a second.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Vibs]

There's no way to, to get the money without everyone. Like, am I wrong about that?

[Bo]

I'm pretty sure.

[Vibs]

It's like you have like, once you pull out your money, everyone's people just.

[Bo]

Build up enough goodwill to people.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Are you talking about the meme coin stuff?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Everybody's gotten in trouble.

[Francis]

Well, I mean, yeah, I didn't, but.

[Vibs]

Now this, like, in hiding.

[Bo]

No, she's just doing like the weird celebrity poker now.

[Vibs]

Oh, really? Yeah, she was fully in hiding because that's her people.

[Roan]

That's like the other people who have done it. It's like witness protection for people who have rugged other people. It's nasty.

[Vibs]

It's gotta feel like you got. Because you know it's coming the second you prep, the second you pull the rug, you know it's over.

[Bo]

Yeah, but they still just at the click of a button though. Yeah.

[Vibs]

I mean, dude, he stepped down as the leader of fates.

[Bo]

Is he gonna have to sell off all his chrome?

[Francis]

Probably. Oh, no.

[Vibs]

I mean, it's pretty correct that.

[Bo]

Francis, we need to get you chromed out, man.

[Francis]

What does that mean?

[Bo]

Chrome hearts?

[Francis]

Oh, I've heard about chrome hearts.

[Bo]

Just 20 GS for a pair of jeans.

[Francis]

What? Actually, yeah. Why?

[Bo]

They got like crosses on them.

[Francis]

Okay, now you see.

[Roan]

Now you get it.

[Francis]

Yeah, the.

[Roan]

The chrome heart necklaces. France.

[Vibs]

What's the most you've ever spent on a pair of pants? And be honest.

[Bo]

No fibbin.

[Francis]

Probably like 600 bucks.

[Roan]

Rank the rest of the room behind you.

[Vibs]

Look me in the eyes and tell me the highest amount of money you spend on six pants is.

[Francis]

Six pants is probably. Are you including like a suit?

[Vibs]

I'm just talking pants. I feel like you've come in on some swaggy pants.

[Roan]

He's coming in four figure pants.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Okay. That's where I get confused. You know that lime green Kim Jong Un Easter outfit?

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So what about.

[Vibs]

I'm thinking about the pants with the thing on the pattern on the front. Those were. Those were over 600.

[Francis]

I assumed blue ones with the red. The red thing. Yeah, no, those were not that bad.

[Vibs]

Fully assumed those were like five figure pants.

[Francis]

180 bucks.

[Guest or Background Speaker]

Bucks.

[Roan]

I would say those are accessible pants.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Why don't, why don't. Why doesn't everybody have those pants with the pattern on the front?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

I mean, how much were the green ones?

[Francis]

The green ones are like. I bought it as like a set.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I think that was. That was probably like 1500.

[Vibs]

Oh, it's still not. So it's 750 for the pants.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

That's not awful. Yeah, I mean, it's steal a ton.

[Francis]

Of money, but I don't know. I don't. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know what the pants cost versus what the top cost.

[Bo]

Does it bring you joy though? Do you. Do you enjoy like searching and buying them?

[Francis]

It brings me the same amount of joy that winning a major brings. Scotty Scheffler.

[Bo]

Keep doing it then. My God.

[Vibs]

Well, I think that's zero feelings.

[Francis]

Absolutely unfulfilled.

[Bo]

You misled me there.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's a no. But I mean, it will bring me joy until I Have a child. At which point I will realize that that is not what brings me joy.

[Bo]

But, like, what about when you open your closet now and you like, look through it?

[Vibs]

Yeah. I bet your closet smells good as hell.

[Francis]

It's very organized. It's very organized.

[Vibs]

I bet you open that closet and it's like. You know when it's a hot day and you're walking by like a. You walk by like a Macy's. Like the door opens, you get hit with the cool air.

[Bo]

It's a chilled ass closet.

[Francis]

My hair gets blown back gently.

[Bo]

Nice.

[Vibs]

Good morning, Francis.

[Francis]

It's like a Japanese toilet. So the one thing I've learned, by the way, because. Because I've become fastidiously tidy lately. Like I am so fucking tidy out of nowhere. That was a straight.

[Kyle]

The tidiest I've become.

[Francis]

And I don't know, I think what happened is I learned something, which is that to me, the single most important place to keep tidy. More than anything else in the rest of your home. Countertops.

[Kyle]

Wow, you're talking about clean.

[Francis]

Don't. Don't use them as landing pads for your belongings. If you can keep your countertops free of keys, phones, cash, golf tees, whatever the fuck you plop down everything from your pockets, loose papers, dishes, whatever it is. I mean, I keep everything else pretty clean too, but like clothes strewn about your bedroom. Doesn't bother me. An unkept, unmade bed. Not as bad as a cluttered countertop.

[Vibs]

Yeah, I would agree with that.

[Roan]

That's why you having the bowl right next to the door is key catch all.

[Francis]

Yep. Those are huge.

[Vibs]

What I did is I built a shelf on my. Next to my desk because my desk was getting super cluttered and it was pissing me off.

[Francis]

You mentioned this, but keep going. I love this.

[Bo]

And I built.

[Vibs]

I built the shelf and now it's. That's my. That's where my pocket got a top.

[Roan]

Bunk for your shit.

[Francis]

He just. What he did is he extended.

[Vibs]

Extended my space.

[Francis]

His genius. He extended his tabletop to. To the shelf, give himself more room for clutter.

[Vibs]

Yes. But now it's organized clutter. Now it's like, okay, my stuff that's in my pockets, like my keys, my wallet goes over here, and it doesn't impact my space. It was genuine. I think it was the spot.

[Francis]

Where was all that random that was in my pocket? Oh, I know. Yeah, it's over there.

[Bo]

Yes, you're right.

[Vibs]

It's on the clutter shelf.

[Bo]

Back to your clothing, though.

[Vibs]

I get.

[Bo]

I. I've bought Dumb. And I have buyer's remorse before I even get it in my person.

[Francis]

I mean, I have that, too.

[Bo]

I bought a Blastoise. What? A Blastoise.

[Roan]

Is that a card?

[Francis]

Did I stutter?

[Roan]

The Pokemon?

[Vibs]

Yeah, a Blastoise. Yeah, it's a Pokemon.

[Bo]

Pokemon.

[Vibs]

How much did that run you?

[Bo]

1450.

[Vibs]

Holy.

[Francis]

1,450.

[Roan]

And you can't even wear that.

[Vibs]

Yeah, but that's still kind of sick.

[Bo]

And I keep it in, like, this thing. Like, it's. It's the same exact box that Dexter keeps, like, his blood in. I just, like, scroll through it and, like, I'll touch it, and I'll just, like, inhale as I'm doing it.

[Roan]

Yeah, you need to build a shirt that features it. Yeah, you need to have. Build a shirt that has a plastic compartment where you could slide a Pokemon in and just show off your best on your chest.

[Bo]

Best.

[Vibs]

Is that your best card overall, or do you got. Oh, you don't even want to tell. Worried about security issues? Yeah, dude, I just, like, my house.

[Bo]

Doesn'T have enough cameras.

[Francis]

You're worried that while you're traveling for work, some bank robber. Robber's gonna come in and find out that you're dating a woman?

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Wait, this house should be empty. Yeah, and it's just so easy to steal.

[Francis]

That's a Joe Burrow reference, by the way.

[Vibs]

I. I picked up on it.

[Bo]

The lesbian patrol he keeps.

[Vibs]

It's his employee.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

That's the coolest thing.

[Vibs]

Not dating. She's working for him.

[Francis]

That's not the most expensive car, though, this weekend.

[Bo]

I have a. I've talked to a dealer.

[Vibs]

Oh, you already got one in the world.

[Kyle]

You're about to meet him.

[Bo]

Yeah, and we have to let.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Are you Dark Shadow first edition Charizard.

[Bo]

Not Dark Shadow. Shadowless first edition Charizard.

[Francis]

You are going Shadowless.

[Vibs]

Really?

[Francis]

What's the PSA rating gonna be?

[Bo]

1.

[Francis]

Oh, it's folded in half. It's wiped someone's ass. Yeah.

[Bo]

Folded in half.

[Roan]

Wait.

[Bo]

Crease down the side.

[Francis]

It was used to pour protein powder into a jug.

[Vibs]

I think.

[Bo]

I think previously, right before I'm about to spend what I'm spending on it. I think it was a paper airplane.

[Francis]

Oh, no, no.

[Vibs]

Why are you buying it?

[Bo]

Just, I, I. I need it.

[Roan]

You want to give it a home.

[Vibs]

I get it.

[Roan]

You clean it up.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

PSA one's crazy.

[Vibs]

I mean, people that are. People that are. I, I got nothing against the cards.

[Bo]

But here's the thing.

[Vibs]

It's very interesting.

[Bo]

I think I'm in like that last wave of like Pokemon like love. So I think the value is only going to go down about the. Probably the day after.

[Roan]

No chance.

[Vibs]

I don't think so. I think Pokemon cards will live for a while.

[Roan]

Yeah, definitely. Like the bonus Wagner baseball card is like.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Sports cards have lasted.

[Francis]

They'll fluctuate it with the economy. Yeah. As people have money from bitcoin, they keep buying dumb. Not dumb. But.

[Bo]

No, but I do it too.

[Francis]

I buy wine when bitcoin. I don't even have crypto and I do dumb with it. You know when, when the economy's good.

[Bo]

Yeah, it's.

[Vibs]

I don't.

[Bo]

It's. It's just scary. But it's like I, it's bet I feel better about it than buying like athletes just because like wigglytuff can't rape.

[Roan]

You're not gonna find out that wigglytuff and a kid with a 15 year old.

[Francis]

Yeah. Oh.

[Vibs]

There'S no risk.

[Roan]

Yeah. It's like a great onyx beat someone Achilles.

[Bo]

He's done.

[Francis]

Oh no. Pikachu's been holding pit bulls underwater.

[Vibs]

Oh man. I watched that. What's it that Michael Vic Doc. That was nuts.

[Francis]

Yeah, that was also an untold.

[Vibs]

I don't know how people moved on that easily.

[Roan]

He did his time.

[Bo]

He did his time and I think he was covering up for his brother more so, wasn't he?

[Kyle]

Are you based on what you saw, do you think he was over forgiven?

[Francis]

Yeah, well, he came back and to.

[Vibs]

The 1/2 greatest quarterbacks of all time.

[Roan]

Sounds like love watching his put mustard on his jacket for no reason.

[Vibs]

I'm not putting mustard on his jacket.

[Roan]

You are. This is 100. He already did the time he got his jacket clean.

[Bo]

You don't, you don't believe in, you know, people, you forgiveness.

[Vibs]

No, I do, but so fast. He's so fast.

[Francis]

He changed the game.

[Vibs]

That's like.

[Roan]

To be honest, that's why he got.

[Vibs]

More for me than the forgiveness thing. Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

He's the reason Steph Curry started shooting threes.

[Vibs]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Dude. Speed was the biggest social currency in like elementary to middle school and then also now adult.

[Kyle]

It's coming.

[Roan]

It's coming back.

[Kyle]

Speed is back and like they're getting like they're actually expressing bravado.

[Bo]

Everybody remembers the fast kid from our school. Ours was Adam Hammerquist.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Bo]

Lightning.

[Roan]

That's like ishow speed like really like just got famous when he was a kid where that was currency and just kept using the currency like it never went out of Circulation. And he just carried it into adult currency. And he's still just going head to.

[Kyle]

Head with people to race.

[Francis]

I don't watch.

[Vibs]

I've never seen a single one of his live streams, and I think I've watched every single race.

[Bo]

And like, the thing is, I will even give people a longer leash if they're fast. Oh, like, this guy's an.

[Roan]

But he's like, Glenny Balls is in Europe with Theo Vaugh because he was like, fast for his size.

[Bo]

I can't even model from clay.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Just because he was pretty fast for his size.

[Francis]

Oh, one last thing about tidiness, which is I actually asked my cleaning lady to teach me how she makes my bed, and I had to do it with. Did you fire translator I used. Well, no, I. But I did trust her because I know her citizenship depends on.

[Vibs]

Sure.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Like, there's no one you could believe in more on that skill than someone who. It's like, if I leave a corner untucked, like, it's back to El Salvador. You know what I mean?

[Bo]

Yeah. Right.

[Roan]

You ever watched the competitions where the guys fold beds?

[Francis]

That's cool.

[Roan]

They're so good. And it's these Japanese.

[Bo]

It's always Japanese.

[Roan]

They do it. They're so fast. It's just like one. And it will just go to every corner perfectly. It's so beautiful.

[Kyle]

That is an admirable skill.

[Bo]

I agree.

[Roan]

Put it in the big bag.

[Kyle]

It's no. This tidiness will not be in the big bag. If anything, it's how well you deal with being in clutter, how comfortable you are amongst clutter. That's going to be on the hard bot.

[Roan]

I can't.

[Kyle]

The HB3. No tidiness in the HB3. My apartment is literally no posture either.

[Vibs]

These commercials where they like open mask. You ever see those? And they're like, oh, my God. I thought you've never seen those.

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

I thought it was.

[Vibs]

I thought I was in a. In a nice spa. Oh. When you flowers, they po. They open the mask and there's trash all around them. That's my apartment. You never seen those?

[Francis]

No.

[Kyle]

Those were mad.

[Vibs]

I'm making some deep references that, you know, I've seen.

[Bo]

They bring in people with an eye mask to a dirty room. They're like, breathe in. Wow. I must be outdoors. And it's disgusting apart.

[Francis]

An ad for Febreze or something.

[Vibs]

Yeah, that is exactly. That's exactly what it is.

[Francis]

There you go. Makes sense. It's a good campaign.

[Roan]

Francis isn't Watching programmed television.

[Francis]

No, I can't.

[Roan]

There's no way. You're, like, scrolling the. The channels on tv.

[Bo]

Yeah, I've seen, like. I've seen some of your rooms.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And it looked like it. There was a lot of.

[Vibs]

Yeah, it's gotten better, for sure. But, like, when I was in, like, Hell's Kitchen, that apartment was insane.

[Bo]

I was our.

[Vibs]

Bought Our second.

[Francis]

Our.

[Vibs]

One of our toilet. We had two toilets. There was four of us. One of the toilets just didn't work for a month.

[Bo]

But you still used it.

[Vibs]

I don't. Yeah, a little bit.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Occasionally for a piss, just to top it off. That was insane because some of it.

[Roan]

Would leak back down. The water would go down enough that you could add another layer of piss.

[Vibs]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

Your room was more living jack link bag than mattress.

[Roan]

The end of it.

[Bo]

So I was more silica.

[Francis]

For me to tip the room upside down and pour it into my mouth than actually clean everything up.

[Vibs]

I was slamming jerky. When I was living in the house.

[Bo]

I saw more silica gel pad floor.

[Vibs]

I used to get those, like, the. What are those? Like, the jack links. But they're like the squares. It's not like the straight up.

[Roan]

Yeah. Like the tender nugget ones are.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

I used to get those, like, every single day.

[Guest or Background Speaker]

Day.

[Vibs]

And eat them. And then I realized there's like 7,000 milligrams of sodium.

[Francis]

There's a new snack that. Maybe it's not even new, but I just discovered it, which is these Nutella biscuits. Have you seen these?

[Kyle]

I know what you're talking about.

[Francis]

What they're.

[Kyle]

What are they called?

[Francis]

I don't know, but it's not in a little cookie, but it's like a.

[Kyle]

Is kinder doing this?

[Bo]

Probably Kinder's.

[Francis]

Let me tell you something.

[Kyle]

Kinder's the best.

[Francis]

If you have one, you will eat. Eat all of them. And it's a big bag. It's a problem.

[Vibs]

Is it a red bag?

[Francis]

White. There's a little red in the lettering.

[Vibs]

I think one of my. I think when Nate was staying with me, he had those.

[Kyle]

What?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Nate was having some construction done in his apartment, so he crashed on my couch for a couple months. What would you guys do if you found out that Nate was living with me for months?

[Bo]

I think it'll be awesome.

[Roan]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised at all along.

[Vibs]

I think we would get along.

[Roan]

I don't know. I don't know him. I'd love to.

[Francis]

Nate is.

[Vibs]

I'm talking about Nate from Barstool.

[Roan]

Oh, I thought you're talking about your buddy.

[Vibs]

Switch back.

[Bo]

Yeah, you've been flopping.

[Francis]

Nate is Harry's friend who allegedly is from Maine.

[Vibs]

No, he's from Massachusetts.

[Francis]

His whole family moved to Maine, or so so he says. And then Bo's family followed them.

[Vibs]

Francis has this idea that, like, if someone is in Maine that I know, I have to tell him immediately.

[Bo]

Well, I think I'm gonna take Francis aside here. Maine is small and you don't meet many people from OR that have lived in Maine.

[Francis]

That's right.

[Bo]

I think it would be like, oh, my buddy used to live there. I'll bring it up to him.

[Francis]

Like, I guess if your best friends.

[Vibs]

But I guess I'm from Massachusetts, moved.

[Francis]

To Wheeling, West Virginia. And you didn't tell either of these guys?

[Vibs]

If some. If one of my friends. You're like, yeah, I get what you're saying. Because if one of my friends moved to Wheeling, West Virginia, you'd have to wait immediately.

[Kyle]

But did his friend, like, live in your hometown?

[Francis]

Not far. Let's put it this way. We could have them over for dinner and it would. They could have a drink and drive home.

[Kyle]

Okay. I was under the impression that New England was just looked at as like one all encompassing area.

[Bo]

Not Massachusetts, you guys.

[Vibs]

It kind of is. Unless you're a main guy.

[Roan]

It's like the United Kingdom, which I still don't understand.

[Francis]

There's.

[Kyle]

There's like real Southern Maine is just like Massachusetts, right?

[Francis]

No. God, no. Maine is Maine.

[Kyle]

Maine is Maine.

[Francis]

Connecticut is fucking New York. Even though it pretends that it's part of.

[Vibs]

Connecticut's definitely New York. The Maine is definitely the same as. You're right.

[Francis]

No, it's all the same. That's not true.

[Vibs]

It's the same.

[Francis]

No, because there's parts. Northern Maine is like, like really northern Maine. Right.

[Kyle]

But that's not where the people.

[Francis]

One hour north of where I live, you get into like maybe two hours north, you get into logging roads.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

The roads aren't paved in the center. I went up in Covid. The first comedy show I did after quarantine was at a hunting lodge in way northern Maine.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Francis]

We drove three and a half hours up and we were on dirt roads for the last hour and a half. It was uncomfortable.

[Kyle]

You get fucked up going up there. Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You're going to get fucked up. And in caribou.

[Francis]

Caribou care was way up there. But there's that whole middle section.

[Vibs]

That's the most dangerous area of Maine.

[Francis]

As far as crime.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I Mean Lewiston, probably bad area. Scar.

[Bo]

What colors can't you wear?

[Francis]

Yeah, green.

[Bo]

Okay.

[Francis]

A rainbow flag.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Kyle, how's the journey of learning every city in the United States going?

[Kyle]

It is a blast.

[Roan]

How many can you talk to me about the Main Line a little bit? Just some of those cities. Maine. Main Line.

[Kyle]

What is the Main Line? I've heard that.

[Roan]

Philly in like, the Philly area.

[Francis]

Nice suburbs of Philly. There's.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What is it?

[Kyle]

Sheltonham?

[Francis]

No, no, no, no, no. Haverford. Yeah.

[Roan]

Haverford's Main. Cheltenham's nice, though.

[Francis]

Wait, I can do this.

[Roan]

It's just Ardmore. Ardmore's Ardmore.

[Bo]

It's called the Main Line.

[Vibs]

Nardoir.

[Francis]

The.

[Kyle]

Radner Township.

[Roan]

Yeah, right, In a township.

[Vibs]

Have you ever seen Nardoir's interview with. With Kurt Cobain from, like, so long ago?

[Bo]

No.

[Vibs]

And he's like. I forget what he says, but he says something and. Or Narbor asks a question and then Kurt Cobain's like. He's like, I don't really remember, man. We were shooting coke with Alice in Chains.

[Bo]

That's a cool thing to say.

[Roan]

Shooting coke is hilarious.

[Bo]

Every Nardoire interview is the same. It's just like dudes being like, who told you this?

[Vibs]

Who the told you that?

[Roan]

But nothing makes me angrier when people are. Than when people are mean to Nardoire.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Roan]

It makes me so when they, like.

[Vibs]

Don'T go along with it.

[Roan]

Didn't the guy steal his hat one time or something like that? Yeah. Came to Nardoir's eyes.

[Bo]

Yeah, don't. Don't.

[Roan]

On the Internet. Yeah.

[Francis]

Was.

[Roan]

Was like some white boy rap group from South Maine or Boston.

[Francis]

The one I keep getting fed is when he's talking to the Slipknot lead singer.

[Bo]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

And he's like, cloud number two. What about cloud number six? You know, and he's like quoting the. The lyric.

[Vibs]

Oh, oh, I see.

[Francis]

And then they find out because he knows that he was in a cover. The drummer, one of the guys was in the COVID band for that music. I'm getting this story so butchered. But the guy. The guy is so freaked out that he knows who he is that he walks away.

[Bo]

Yeah. That's interesting.

[Vibs]

How do you think he finds out all that?

[Bo]

Asks their parents.

[Vibs]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

It has no PP yet. You know me is the song.

[Vibs]

And he was like singing the leg.

[Francis]

He was one of the original member. One of the members of Slipknot was in a cover band that. For that group. And he's nardoir is quoting the lyric or whatever, and the guy figures out that he knows he was in that cover band. He doesn't want anyone to know that, so he walks away.

[Vibs]

Dang. Obviously I would be on that shit.

[Bo]

Like, I would love to see Nardoire Vs Ass.

[Vibs]

It would be tough. So who's Bo doing?

[Bo]

And there's no way you're doot. Dooting it. There's no chance.

[Vibs]

I absolutely would.

[Bo]

You would not do.

[Roan]

And he would just freeze there for him.

[Bo]

Yeah, he would freeze and you'd be like, this. Is this over?

[Francis]

When Peter said, I'm gonna sleep head to toe on the right side of the tent in Wyoming, what did Bo say?

[Vibs]

What about this Improv group at DePaul?

[Roan]

That would be damning.

[Vibs]

That would ruin.

[Bo]

What. You went to one meeting for it?

[Kyle]

I never went.

[Vibs]

I never.

[Bo]

Dude, if Nardoir came to me asking questions about you, I'm singing like a canary.

[Vibs]

It would be funny. Like, have your.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Vibs]

You could probably get Narbor pretty easily. I might have to hit up my parents now.

[Bo]

Justin. Don't.

[Francis]

Don't talk to me.

[Vibs]

If you see this Narwhal hits you up, tell him I did some crazy.

[Roan]

He's a great investigator. I'd like to see like, Nardvar Nardoir with Brian Coburger or something like that.

[Bo]

Yeah, he's. He's not using his powers for as good as he could.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's doing awesome crimes, dude.

[Vibs]

I think he's having yet and Yahoo on him.

[Kyle]

So.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude, do.

[Vibs]

This has been yet in Yahoo.

[Roan]

So good. I re. I. I learned recently that. That my. My children don't know that they're out of the womb until five to six months, and they're not even four months yet.

[Bo]

They still think they're in the womb.

[Roan]

They still think they don't know the difference between them. And they're like, mom, yet they think they're in the womb. But they also notice me and they, like, see me and get happy when they see me. So I think they think I'm in the womb. I think they think that all this is in the womb right now simultaneously.

[Vibs]

Imagine and when we go for a.

[Roan]

Walk and we're just in my wife's womb. Yeah.

[Bo]

Dang, this woman.

[Roan]

They're gonna be.

[Vibs]

They're gonna be let down when my mom finds out.

[Francis]

Huge, huge, crazy big womb.

[Roan]

This massive womb.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I don't know how they. How they, like, find out that they're not in the womb anymore.

[Bo]

Right.

[Vibs]

It's going to be A letdown.

[Roan]

So I'm breaking it to them.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Roan]

That's awesome.

[Vibs]

This is it. This is.

[Roan]

This is it.

[Francis]

You're out. All right, kids, you want the red pill or the blue?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Wait till I get out of this.

[Francis]

The blue pill.

[Bo]

When you wake up in the womb, walk past One World Trade, and they're like, come on, lady, keep it together.

[Vibs]

I do keep completely forgetting that you have two children. We were on the phone yesterday, and I started hearing kids in the background, and I'm like, what the. I totally forgot that Roan has two kids.

[Roan]

Park. Walk away from the park real quick. I can't walk away.

[Vibs]

Ron and his. I called Ron and him and his children were watching.

[Francis]

What was.

[Vibs]

What you're watching the movie that we were talking about.

[Roan]

Yeah. Sovereign. And it's dark.

[Francis]

Dark.

[Roan]

I didn't know it was that dark. I thought it was like a fun action movie or something like that.

[Francis]

It's pretty fucked up when he does the thing where he accuses his son. He's mendacity.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then he, like, challenges his son to a duel.

[Roan]

Yeah, they, like, have guns.

[Francis]

Dad, what the Are you doing a.

[Roan]

Gun in his 13 year old son? I'm like, covering my baby's ears. Yeah, it's wild. But I also can't take them fully serious because of who the guy is.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Is it.

[Roan]

This is.

[Bo]

Who's the guy?

[Roan]

He's the guy from Parks and Rec.

[Vibs]

Which one?

[Bo]

Oh, I couldn't take that. Yeah, I couldn't take that.

[Francis]

He's a good actor.

[Vibs]

He is a good actor.

[Francis]

He's a really good actor.

[Vibs]

He's so funny. That show's funny.

[Bo]

Parks and Rec. Yeah.

[Francis]

This movie is not funny.

[Vibs]

He's like the herniated disc and he's just sitting at his desk all day.

[Bo]

That it kind. They made him too dumb at the end.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Vibs]

Yeah, they did.

[Bo]

Like, he didn't know what a record was.

[Guest or Background Speaker]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Don't do that.

[Vibs]

Yeah.

[Roan]

He must have been pissed when he read that script. Kyle, you missed it, but I was detailing the fact that I. I learned that the babies won't learn that they're out of the womb until they're five to six months old. But they also already recognize me. They don't know they're different from their mom. So that. But they know who I am. They'll smile when they see me. They recognize me as a pattern, so they think I'm in the womb.

[Kyle]

How do they test that?

[Bo]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah, I do. Asking you how the hell.

[Kyle]

That's crazy, though.

[Vibs]

They think they're saying it? I don't know.

[Roan]

It must be interview Nard wars talking to the bottom of it. Son of a.

[Bo]

All right.

[Vibs]

Well, all right.

[Roan]

All right.

[Bo]

Should we wrap it up? Yeah, we can.

[Vibs]

Or we can keep going. Up to you boys.

[Bo]

Where we at?

[Vibs]

Oh.

[Francis]

Oh. Holy.

[Roan]

All right, for this episode or total? Oh, yeah, perfect.

[Vibs]

All right. Thank you guys for listening. Wait, are we done or are we going?

[Bo]

Yeah, that was it.

[Vibs]

Are we done?

[Roan]

Wait, you put the trailer out for this today?

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

Easy. Repost.

[Francis]

Cool.

[Bo]

Thanks, man.

[Roan]

Blind repost.

[Bo]

Thank you. Watch it first.

[Roan]

You might not watch Nick's new show. Doing. Doing the most KB chef Donnie.

[Bo]

KB's like the host.

[Vibs]

I'm.

[Kyle]

I'm pretty proud of it. Yeah, it's going to be good. It is good.

[Roan]

8:10.

[Bo]

8:10. Sunday release.

[Roan]

Love it. Appointment viewing. They're going to be watching on the big screen down at barstool beach house.

[Guest or Background Speaker]

I looked older til you came around? I was only falling one way? I was only falling one way James. Were drifting Now I come alive? I was only for your way? I was only falling one way? I was only falling one way? That is to your eyes no one can take me alive I was only falling one way? Call it just a memory? Take my head and you can see Sam. No one could take me alive.