Bro Sweet | Son of a Boy Dad #397

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #397: Bro Sweet | April 30, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of Son of a Boy Dad centers on recent controversies in internet comedy, the enduring Barstool Vegas reality show, and updates from the hosts’ creative and personal lives. The discussion flows with humor and camaraderie as the hosts riff on internet plagiarism, realities of live performance, inside-barstool drama, and even the virtues of pie crusts and summer beers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dude Perfect Plagiarism Controversy (02:08–16:00)

• Sas/Lil Sasquatch’s viral NFL Draft skit was “word for word” recreated by YouTube superstars Dude Perfect, igniting a debate about comedic originality.
• The hosts dissect how joke theft is now normalized online:
  "It used to be like, if you stole something on the Internet, people would lose their minds. And now... you can just recreate things and be like, well, no, we're just... it's following the..." (Harry Settle, 02:55)
• The episode mocks the bland, kid-friendly vibes of Dude Perfect vs. Barstool’s irreverence.
• Discussion of ‘covers’ in music vs. direct theft in comedy:
  "In music, covers are tried and true, wonderful... But in comedy, if I went up tomorrow on stage and just did Eddie Murphy’s Delirious word for word..." (Francis Ellis, 05:26)
• Internet support for Sas: The Barstool community and public commentary (even from Stephen A. Smith) rallied around Sas.
• Longstanding Barstool/Dude Perfect parody history—reference to “Bro Sweet,” a Dude Perfect send-up that extends back years.

Notable Quotes

• On the parody:
  "They tried to bury me. They tried to wipe you off the fucking map like you never existed." (Harry Settle/Lil Sasquatch, 02:48)
• On comedy theft:
  "That thing you did, that was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a content creator do." (Francis Ellis, 10:53)

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2. Stand‑Up Special Taping Anxiety & Backstage Stories (15:20–25:47)

• Harry’s stand-up special taping: Nerves, five camera setup, pre-show jitters, and crowd dynamics were discussed.
• Advice & strategies: Harry avoided inviting friends/family to remove added pressure, aiming for a businesslike approach.
• Showbiz realities: The nervousness before a taping vs. live show, pacing issues, and the pressure when sets are out of your own control:
  "The don't tell, it's like, oh, this is going out no matter what. And it's also like, if you fuck up a joke, they're like, we can fly you back out to San Diego in three months." (Harry Settle, 25:22)
• Jokes about nervous bodily reactions and the perils of pre-show eating ("projectile shit"—23:19).
• Barstool fans at stand-up shows shout oddball references at inopportune moments.

Notable Quotes

• "I was significantly more nervous than I was on Saturday. Like, days building up... I was just pacing around my apartment, being like, this is a bad idea." (Harry Settle, 21:21)
• "When I was doing my jokes, the reaction is similar to what I get on the road... but when I got brought up, that's when I was like, ah, this is a little much like people are like screaming." (Harry Settle, 19:56)

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3. Vegas Reality Show Debrief & Barstool Office Happenings (31:20–46:14)

• Hosts break down Barstool’s Vegas “house” reality show:
  • Grueling, “eight days in Vegas” reality content, boozing, breakdowns, and contestants “built different.”
  • Notable personalities: Ella Griff, Nikki Smokes (who “tapped out”), and “Goldfinger” (subjected to intense confrontation).
  • The culture shock for newcomers and the mental/physical toll of “lifer” party culture.
  • Francis marvels at the virality and staying power of the format.
• Fun tangent: Flying to Vegas with nothing—a gambler who “plans to win money to buy clothes” (33:13).
• Mention of "Bro Sweet," a Barstool parody of Dude Perfect, showing the longstanding inside jokes.

Memorable Vegas Quotes

• "Vegas is a two night maximum for me." (Francis Ellis, 32:40)
• "Some of those people are just built different... they're lifers." (Harry Settle, 34:50)
• "That's like watching a superhero with the cape off... seeing [Nikki Smokes] limping down the tunnel." (Lil Sasquatch, 35:05)

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4. Francis’ Good Deed Gone “Bad” — The New Zealand Softball Team Saga (46:14–56:19)

• In Houston, Francis helps a van full of New Zealand fast-pitch softball players escape a stuck parking garage, acting as their “American ambassador.”
• He later receives a series of late-fee bills for the team’s unpaid parking—debates whether to cover the $100+ fee for karma.
• The event is recounted as a comedic morality play on favor repayment and global hospitality.

Quotes

• "So there are two full sprinter vans filled with jacked dudes from New Zealand who are all fast pitch softball players, which, first of all, I only thought women were allowed to play fast pitch softball..." (Francis Ellis, 48:22)
• "Do I tie the ribbon on this good deed and pay their parking ticket and the late fee? Do I have to go all the way to the end in order to earn the full karma...?" (Francis Ellis, 54:49)

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5. Inside Jokes, Barstool Culture & Personal Updates (60:06–76:19)

• Mook and Jerry drama: Stories of hangovers, misunderstandings about dinners, group texts with “bomb” emoji inducing morning anxiety.
• Budget woes for Barstool’s Atlanta trip:
  • Joking about fundraising via Venmo and the hazards of enabling team members’ vices.
• Lil Sasquatch’s EP release: Roan unveils his new music—five songs, 15 minutes, not comedy, with a tongue-in-cheek guest list (Kanye, Meek Mill, etc.).
• Pie, beer, and comfort foods: Debates over pie turfing your athletic performance and the superior style of Amtrak pies.
• Comedic skepticism: Takes on recent “attempted shooting” news, speculating about media narratives and event security.

Notable Barstool Quotes & Banter

• "I do love a good Amtrak pie." (Harry Settle, 69:02)
• "Those gay guys are my brothers. They're my gay brothers." (Lil Sasquatch, 29:48)
• "Love that. During the taping, I would just hear like... People, the barstool fans just still don't unders[stand]. Like, they'll just say anything." (Harry Settle, 29:52)
• Roan on his EP: "It's not funny at all, ...it has a place on this show" (76:40)

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Timestamps for Critical Segments

• Dude Perfect Controversy: 02:08–16:00
• Stand-up Special Nervousness & Taping: 15:20–25:47
• Vegas Reality Show Recap: 31:20–46:14
• Francis & the New Zealand Softball Team: 46:14–56:19
• Mook/Jerry/Sober Stories, Atlanta Drama: 60:06–64:46
• Roan’s EP and Music Discussion: 75:43–77:40

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Tone & Language

True to Barstool’s style, the episode is loose, irreverent, and peppered with strong language, banter, and inside jokes. The hosts seamlessly blend sincere insights about comedy and performing with self-deprecating humor, zany stories, and meta-commentary on internet culture and the weird world of Barstool Sports.

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Memorable Moments & Final Thoughts

• On comedy theft: “That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a content creator do.” – Francis (10:53)
• On errant fans shouting mid-set: “No one understands that reference except for just me and you.” – Harry (31:09)
• On unrepayable good deeds: “Do I tie the ribbon on this good deed and pay their parking ticket and the late fee?” – Francis (54:49)
• On ‘the grind’: “Some of those people are just, like, built different... they’re lifers.” – Harry (34:50)
• On friendship and Instagram birthday etiquette: “You're a birthday score keeper.” – Francis (28:53)
• On new music: “It's not funny at all. It's a place on this show.” – Roan (76:40)

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Conclusion

Episode #397 is a classic, densely packed Son of a Boy Dad installment—delivering insight and laughs on creativity in the age of internet recycling, the messy realities behind viral content, and the day-to-day chaos of Barstool life. If you want to understand the shifting sands of modern internet comedy and the unique, familial madness that is Barstool Sports, this episode is a prime snapshot.

Listen for:

• The actual dynamic of young comedians handling internet fame & theft
• Detailed behind-the-scenes look at comedy tapings
• Real-life Vegas tales that would make reality TV blush
• That pie crust soliloquy... and maybe discover your next favorite EP.

Transcript

[Lil Sasquatch]

Hey, son of a boy. Dad. Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Francis Ellis]

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[Harry Settle]

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[Francis Ellis]

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[Harry Settle]

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[Francis Ellis]

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[Harry Settle]

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[Lil Sasquatch]

Just started off sas. Quit dilly dallying. Are we good to go?

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

All righty.

[Harry Settle]

Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. We are here live from HQ3. Welcome back, everybody. Lots to discuss, lots to go over.

[Francis Ellis]

So much. Lots to touch on bursting at the seams.

[Harry Settle]

Lots.

[Lil Sasquatch]

We have new hats. Why don't you go ahead and unveil that? Take the view off.

[Francis Ellis]

You know that when you take that out of the plastic, it instantly loses 70 of its value, right?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but that's game touched little sass. Oh, that's like when Michael Jordan sweats on something.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And the value.

[Francis Ellis]

Those are actually the best things we've ever made.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Dude Perfect is actually about to start selling some. Some boy dad hats.

[Francis Ellis]

They are.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They should. You want to talk about the. The fact that Dude Perfect tried to sewer your career. They tried to take everything that you've built over years and years and make it their own.

[Harry Settle]

They tried to bury me.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They tried to wipe you off the fucking map like you never existed.

[Francis Ellis]

That made me irrationally angry.

[Harry Settle]

It didn't really make me angry at all. I thought it was just funny. Like I was. It was just funny because, like how much the Internet's changed where it's like, that's just like, what happens. Like, it used to be like, if you stole something on the Internet, people would be like, what the. Like, people would lose. Even if you did something that was, like, similar to other people, people would, like, lose their minds. And now it's. You can just, like, recreate things and just be like, well, no, we're just. It's following the. Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

I tried to pretend like it was a trend or a meme or something.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. And he was like, well, you guys edited a video of the guy and put it on the tv. Like, that seems like that was pretty. Like, you went out of your way. Like, we're going to go word for word what this original video did, but

[Lil Sasquatch]

it did not make you mad.

[Harry Settle]

No, it didn't. It genuinely didn't make like I was never like, oh, my God, they're going to like, this video is going to, like, surpass my video.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, it's because the Internet had your back from the fucking jump. You're the Internet's favorite son. You're born of the Internet.

[Francis Ellis]

How could they have thought that was a good idea? How could they have thought. We love this video and we're going to make. We're going to cover it. The.

[Harry Settle]

I was talking to.

[Francis Ellis]

We're going to do like an acoustic cover.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I was talking to.

[Francis Ellis]

But none of us can sing.

[Harry Settle]

I was talking to homeless pimp about it and he was saying he thinks that it's because they have such a young fan base that maybe they didn't know that. Maybe that they were like, they won't even know that we stole it.

[Francis Ellis]

That must be what they were playing for.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but you're younger than them.

[Harry Settle]

I don't know the. I mean, I said it to you guys, said it to everybody. Like, the funniest thing to me was when they just like. Like, because they posted it, we were doing a stream for Bush and Mook was like, dude, perfect stole your video. And then, like, I went and I was looking at, like, all the comments and like, they had, like, at that time, they had like, a couple replies being like, you stole this from Sass? And then they were. They were just replying, everyone being like. They're like. They're like, well, sasses will Excess will always be the og. And I kept on just being like, what does that. Like, what does that mean?

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, what is that?

[Harry Settle]

Like, what is that? Is that like, they're suggesting that, like, I'll always have, like, the original idea, but, like, they came out and they did it better so this is the new video, dude. It's like that's what they're insinuating by saying that is they're like, well, he'll always have the original Saskin rest now. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's why I sent you the Colin Coward thing. Being like, hey, we're good now. We got this. LeBron had the last 10 years. It's Ben Simmons now.

[Francis Ellis]

His video was due for a little modernization, little sprucing up and so we figured we'd bring it to the new audience.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

I'm trying to think like, you know, because in music covers are tried and true wonderful thing and can breathe new life into songs and go become hits and all of that and everyone's fine with that. But in comedy, if I went up tomorrow on stage and just did Eddie Murphy's Delirious pretty much word for word.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. And you're like, Eddie's.

[Francis Ellis]

And I'd be like, he's. Listen, he's one of my all time favorites.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

But I never said like, by the way, I want to honor Eddie Murphy.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Because Louis would do. And I remember watching the sort of eulogy for Richard Carlin and he was like, George Carlin. Excuse me, Jesus Christ. Richard Pryor, George Carlin. He was doing. He was like, he told jokes that I loved and I want to do them.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And like there was an honoring to that, but it was only like once he had died, it was like, yeah, that's how you.

[Lil Sasquatch]

So, dude, perfect can do this at your funeral?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, once I'm dead. Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

With tears coming down their face.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

At your memorial.

[Francis Ellis]

I just get drafting

[Lil Sasquatch]

can't even get through this. That would have been a funny take on it too. Like I think that there were any type of other take on it other than the same exact. Right down the middle. Ex.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. I mean it was just like. It's just funny because it's like it's by far the most popular thing I've ever done. Like, it's not even close. It's just such a funny video to be like, yeah, we're going to take this like word for word. And that's also like no one's going to know.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's like Disney taking it like, dude, perfect is like such like a wholesome like for the kids trick shop brand. It's like Pick star is actually going to be making the draft video now.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. I mean I think these people just get so big, like they don't give a fuck. Like that guy, that guy that made it like the, the main dude, perfect guy. Like, they probably. Someone probably just sat him down and was like, just film this. Like, he probably doesn't even. I'd be surprised if he's even seen the real video.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, I think for sure he watched yours. To prepare himself. He's like, I got to learn my line.

[Harry Settle]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Francis Ellis]

I need to rehearse.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, maybe.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But it was like an off Broadway production of it. Like, he didn't even hit the finger point.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, my God. When he did the finger point.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Do the finger point live.

[Harry Settle]

Show us how to be, like, levels to the finger.

[Francis Ellis]

There are. That's the most important part, too. And it's so nuanced. You have to give it a beat.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

You hear your name, you give it a beat. Then you camera, camera. And go like. I mean, I don't want to because you can't even. I'm embarrassed. I would never. Yeah, Dane.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, the finger point was. I got, like, a physical cringe when I saw that.

[Francis Ellis]

It was so bad.

[Harry Settle]

I was like, oh, man.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, because he also needed to be like, one and a half coronas in.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I just get drafted. Like, that energy.

[Harry Settle]

It's also not as funny when you're filming it at, like, your fucking compound. Yeah, yeah. Like your massive fucking fantasy factory office with, like, sides and shit.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Every NFL player maybe.

[Francis Ellis]

Maybe stick to kicking beach balls into, like, fucking golf holes that are the size of, you know, the moon craters. I don't. I didn't have an opinion of Dude Perfect prior to that.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, that's the thing is I'm a die hard fan.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's what's most heartbreaking about it. I don't think you've ever missed a video.

[Francis Ellis]

No, no, I truly didn't. I was like, they. They do their thing. They've been super successful. I think it's for a young audience. Maybe that is an opinion. I don't know. But I had no negative thoughts about them. I never felt like we were competing with them in any way.

[Harry Settle]

Has there been, like, dude Perfect. Like, was it Big Cat or pft that hates Dude Perfect?

[Lil Sasquatch]

At the very beginning of part of my take, they had Bro Sweet, which was like their version of Dude Perfect. And they would just be like, bro Sweet. Like, just, like jump up on the side of a table. That's hilarious. It was so funny. But that's, like, how long they've been lampooning Dude Perfect. It's like, been.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

A clean 10 years.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, Dude Perfect was around when I remember when the fucking main dude was fat as fuck. And now he's like, a guy. Yeah, he's got a zen face.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Look at that, bro.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Sweet.

[Francis Ellis]

They all spaz,

[Lil Sasquatch]

bro. Sweet.

[Harry Settle]

That's hilarious. That's so funny, bro. Sweet.

[Francis Ellis]

But when I saw that video that he did of your video, my thought immediately was like, how could these guys be popular? I was just like, that is the hackiest, the most pathetic thing. It made me angry.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. I just don't think that they're like. Like, they don't try to be funny

[Lil Sasquatch]

for, like, that's Christian funny, but, like, Christian 12. Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

That was their first attempt. Like, that was the first go.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, come on. They think they're funny. They definitely think they're funny.

[Harry Settle]

I can't imagine they think they're. I mean, I bet their fans think they're funny.

[Francis Ellis]

Which in turn means that they believe they have to deliver humor.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, but their Fans are like 12.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's what I mean. But it's like how Raffy's funny. It's how, like, Sesame street is, like, funny to, like a four year old. It's like, funny, but it's funny for that group. It's not necessarily your assassin's nuanced edgelord humor that he. He did.

[Francis Ellis]

I got a bad feeling I'm gonna run into that guy. I just feel like I'm.

[Harry Settle]

You're ever gonna run?

[Francis Ellis]

I think I am.

[Harry Settle]

I think he's not walking around, like, New York City.

[Francis Ellis]

Like, by the way, I'm not gonna attack him, but I will tell him. I'll be like, that thing you did, that was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a fucking content creator do.

[Harry Settle]

He'll be like, I don't even know what you're referring to.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He's also. He probably has four security guards by him.

[Francis Ellis]

All right. I'll be like, hey, listen, Omar, let your boy know that video he did. Fucking most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Or you try to red rover through a security, like, charge through the security. I just need to let you know. But it got community noted. Like, that's all you can ask for. I'm sure he knows that he fucked up. I bet he doesn't feel that hot pressure that other content creators feel when they, like, are getting lampooned online.

[Francis Ellis]

This is a nearly exact recreation. It's so damning.

[Lil Sasquatch]

With no credit given of a skip by barstool sports personality Lil Sasquatch. You have people coming out of the woodwork to give you credit. I saw Stephen A Smith was like, really?

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Give the real credit to Sav.

[Francis Ellis]

I heard it was originally of a skit by comedian Lil Sasquatch. And Dave reached out to Twitter and was like, please add Barstool Sports.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Personality.

[Harry Settle]

I know. I was wondering where that came in from. Given by Barstool Sports personality Little Sasquatch.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Couldn't. They couldn't go, Son of a boy dad. Son of a boy dad merch in the video.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. By son of a boy dad co host Lil Sasquatch Harry settle.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, that would help. That would help the brand. But, yeah, just tough weekend for them, but so nice to have the Internet rallying around our boy Little Sass.

[Francis Ellis]

It was. It was good.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, it was funny. It was good. I had a good laugh. Good, good, good fun. Good fun evening. Reading the comments.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, People were. People only had your back.

[Harry Settle]

Big Cat.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Big Cat. Definitely got it on a big stage for you.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Yeah. I was texting Big Cat about it.

[Lil Sasquatch]

How dare they just.

[Harry Settle]

Just ripping on the. On the. Dude perfect.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Boys. Behind closed scenes, you are. Yeah. Behind closed doors.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wow. That's nasty of you guys.

[Harry Settle]

Maybe we got. I was trying to. Because, like, I. I was trying to think of a funny. Like, I mean, I gu. Did it with Dude Sweet or whatever. What was it?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Bro Sweet.

[Harry Settle]

Bro Sweet. Because I was. Last night, I was watching Dude Perfect videos, trying to be like, what could I steal that would be funny? But their thing is, like, they're all the same video, so it's like.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Or imagine you trying to steal, like, a video of them, like, making a shot from the rafters of the Superdome, but you have to. It takes, like, 12 hours for you to do that.

[Harry Settle]

Was the thing was, like, I went to, like, their most popular videos on YouTube, and it's like, oh, well, I couldn't even recreate these if I wanted to.

[Francis Ellis]

I was gonna say, like, what, are you gonna rent a small plane?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

All right, everybody. This is me dropping an aid package in Gaza.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Hey, kids. Hey, kids.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Catch this.

[Francis Ellis]

It's rice.

[Harry Settle]

Like, I was gonna. Like, the. Like, I watched, like, the golf ones where they're hitting it, and I was like, well, I don't have a piece of plywood that has these perfect four circles in it to chip golf balls at.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, I'm gonna skydive from the ozone layer.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

To replicate Bro Sweet.

[Francis Ellis]

That's actually a pretty good way of getting over something. It's just looking around and realizing, like, you know, to do any sort of revenge or response would require me to Leave my comfort zone.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I don't want to do that.

[Harry Settle]

I just didn't have the materials, really. That's what it came down to. The resources. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The access to the NFL stadiums that you need. Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

The circular saw that needs to cut a perfect hole in a piece of plywood.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They definitely have stage crew.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. I don't have a set designer handy just using a.

[Harry Settle]

A knife, trying to just cut into it in my apartment.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But the video. Yeah. Like you said, the video, it just hits so much harder of it just being a New York dude in a shitty apartment as.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Yeah. A dude in like, a multi billion dollar establishment.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. That guy looked like he could have been drafted.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

There's nothing.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

In common.

[Francis Ellis]

Did I just get drafted? Yeah, man. You. You thought you might. You have a trainer, you have an agent.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You play college football.

[Francis Ellis]

You did the combine.

[Harry Settle]

You're sitting on turf right now.

[Francis Ellis]

Your entire life throwing football.

[Harry Settle]

Your couch is resting on turf.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, my God. How did the filming go this weekend?

[Harry Settle]

Good. It went. It went. It went very well. I was happy with it. I was super nervous and wanted to cancel it multiple times.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The SSRIs weren't hitting?

[Harry Settle]

Oh, no, they were working overtime. I had to take a whole concoction, a lot of ltheanian this weekend.

[Francis Ellis]

Who featured for you?

[Harry Settle]

John Kennedy and Tristan. Bowling.

[Francis Ellis]

Bowling.

[Harry Settle]

You know Tristan, right?

[Francis Ellis]

I probably do, yeah. But does he have the red hair?

[Harry Settle]

No, he's got, like. Like, long dark hair. He's like. He's on, like, skanks a good bit.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, cool. I'm sure I know him. I.

[Harry Settle]

He's at the stand a lot.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, I love this guy. Yeah, I love this guy.

[Harry Settle]

I don't know if we've seen.

[Francis Ellis]

He hosts at the stand, and he's really good.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we. I had him and John Kennedy, and they. They switched. You know, it was really funny during the. Well, I guess not fun, depending on what fan you're. What team you're a fan of, but. So John Kennedy's, like, huge Minnesota fan. He's like, obviously, he's a Timberwolves fan. He was, like, locked in on the Timberwolves game the whole night. He went up, they're winning. Like, things are going great, and then he gets off, season's over,

[Lil Sasquatch]

everybody's hurt.

[Harry Settle]

We literally had to, like, sit him down in the green room and be like, yo, there was an injury.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. What did you. What did you tell him?

[Harry Settle]

We pretty much. I mean, he walked in and he was seeing the replays. Of. And just overextending. What was. What did the injury end up being?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Did they say broken heart?

[Harry Settle]

Broken heart.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It was me.

[Harry Settle]

It was bad.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Got one, too.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, that was, like, right before.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, that's sad, bro. It's absolutely heartbreaking. That's supposed to be next. The next Jordan.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. And then there was. And then there was just some guy in the green room. It was like, me and just some dude that worked at Rodney's. And he was like. He was like, bro, I had 30 bucks on it tonight. He was like. He was destroyed. He was devastated about it. Yeah, I'm, like, about to go up, and I'm just talking to this random guy about his 30 buck.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Sometimes it's nice to have that kind of, like, distraction where you're talking about nothing that has to do with your performance that you're about to give.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I pretty much. I mean, the way that I went about it was. I just tried not to think about it at all. And it actually helped.

[Lil Sasquatch]

About the Ann Edwards thing, about the,

[Harry Settle]

like, when I was on stage, I was like, don't get caught up in it. Like, obviously it's gonna fuck with my performance a little bit. Let's try to still enjoy tonight.

[Francis Ellis]

I can afford to lose $30 paid more than that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

How many camera angles did you have?

[Harry Settle]

I think five.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Jesus Christ.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, that's what I was nervous about was. Yeah, it was like, a whole, like, so homeless pimp shot.

[Francis Ellis]

It sounds like housed. Pimp. Five cameras mentioned.

[Harry Settle]

Pimp, yeah. Definitely not homeless anymore, but property pimp.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He. Do you.

[Harry Settle]

Do you know him?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Just from the hearing. People talk about him. Shoot specials.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, he does a lot of. He does a lot of specials, and so it was good. I mean, I was nervous because I was like, obviously he films for, like, Bargazi and Sodor and all these, like, huge comics. And I didn't know, like, I thought I was going to get up on stage and there was going to be, like, you know, like, some dude sitting in the crane four feet away from

[Lil Sasquatch]

the stage, like, reflecting light on the big white forward.

[Harry Settle]

I imagined myself on stage just, like, drenched in sweat, just. Just trying to get through the jokes. And then we. Luckily, I was able to do, like, a sound check and, like, a lighting check before. And then I got to see, like, the whole setup and everything. And that made me feel way better. And then once I was on stage, it was like you couldn't even tell. The only thing you could see was, like, a tiny red light.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Did you get a sense that, like, the people in the crowd, knowing that they were being filmed were overlapping because I would want to stack the deck, like at a daytime talk show. Like how the Rachael Ray audience scream

[Harry Settle]

laughs whenever she says something like, like yes and no. Like, no. Like, when I was doing my jokes, I was like, the reaction is similar to what I get on the road. Like, maybe it was a little bit more, if anything, so, like, a little bit. But like, when I got brought up, that's when I was like, ah. I was like, this is a little. Much like people are like screaming.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They were.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah. I was just thinking about that. The Joe List bit in the beginning of his where he's like, no one's going to believe that was real.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You have to include that in whatever you put out.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. So like the first show also, like, my agent, my manager and my, like, everyone was there, so I didn't invite anybody, though. They kept on being like, do you want any, like, comps? Anyone? And I was like, I don't want a single person that I'm like, no. That I know at this. Like, I want this to be like, just business. And I think that was the right strategy, honestly.

[Francis Ellis]

Nice.

[Harry Settle]

No need to make it more like, people are like, flying their parents in and, like, I would be. My pants.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

I'm already nervous. I don't need my dad standing in the third row

[Lil Sasquatch]

just like tearing up.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

You do a joke and he turns to someone, he's like, I told him not to.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, he's just shaking his head.

[Francis Ellis]

He's keeping his head down again, trying to cut across the open ice. We've talked about other guys out there, Harry, Other guys on the table. No, dad, there aren't. This is stand up.

[Harry Settle]

But yeah, I mean, it went well. It was such a weight off the shoulders, getting it done because I was like, really nervous. Like, I say, like, oh, I was nervous. Like, honestly, weirdly enough, like, Thursday and Friday, I was significantly more nervous than I was on Saturday. Like, days building up to Saturday, I was like, just like pacing around my apartment, just being like, this is a bad idea.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Couldn't eat.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. No. No food.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's the worst.

[Harry Settle]

2:00am I like, I need Taco Bell.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That is the worst. What's your comfort food on a day game or like on a game day when you're about to.

[Harry Settle]

Literally nothing really. I ate, I ate.

[Francis Ellis]

I went.

[Harry Settle]

I woke up. I went to the gym hard. Fought some demons in the gym.

[Francis Ellis]

Nice.

[Harry Settle]

And then I had eggs and bacon and then I didn't eat anything until midnight. Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Wow.

[Lil Sasquatch]

What about you, Francis? I know that you have a nice farm. Farm to table, little salad set up. Chop, maybe.

[Francis Ellis]

Dude, I remember, like, my senior year, we would go. We'd have, like, team breakfasts before games. And by, like, the sixth game of the season or seventh game, I wasn't really playing that much, and I was just like, yeah, I'm not going to play today. And I would load my plate up. And then one day, believe it or not, Ryan Stevens got hurt. I think he had a shoulder injury or concussion. And they were like, francis, get ready. And I was like, I ate four pancakes, an omelet, hash browns. I was like, I'm gonna need to throw up first. If you mean get ready, did you. No, I just went out and sucked.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Are you sluggish?

[Francis Ellis]

Super sluggish.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, no.

[Francis Ellis]

Felt like I had just instant cramps. It's like running with a weight vest on.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, you can't bog down too much when you're gonna do it. And it's not even. Just the physical, I'm sure makes it way harder. But anything that, like, you have big steaks that day. Oh, yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Mine's just the nerves. Like, I know, like, anything that I eat, I'm just gonna projectile out of my ass in 30 seconds. So it's like, there's no point of

[Lil Sasquatch]

even eating malpractile vomit. Projectile shit.

[Harry Settle]

Projectile shit.

[Lil Sasquatch]

How can you even tell if a shit is a projectile?

[Harry Settle]

You can tell. You can feel it.

[Francis Ellis]

You end up with holes in your underwear. Well, that one was there before.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's like, when someone gets shot with shrapnel, it's just, like, little holes through the sleeve.

[Harry Settle]

The only time I did get. I did get nervous was like. I was probably, like. So I filmed probably, like, 45 minutes. But I think the plan was, like, only to put out, say, I don't even know, but, like, around 30. And so, like, it was supposed to be like, I technically, like, I would. I would end, like, I wouldn't say anything to the crowd. I'd be like, that's, like, where it's gonna end. And then I would just do, like, some other jokes just to, like, make

[Lil Sasquatch]

them feel like they got their money's worth.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, exactly. Keep the show going. And at one point, like, when I was like, I, like, finished up where I thought I was done, and I, like, I. I went to, like, check my timer, and I was, like, seven minutes short, and I was like, oh, I must have been flying in the beginning of the set. And then we did the second one and it went back to the regular time.

[Francis Ellis]

Had you just forgotten some parts?

[Harry Settle]

No, I didn't forget anything. I think I was just going way too fast.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Like, I was just jacked up.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Nervous.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Do you feel like you're. You're like, don't tell one. I feel like that was pretty fast.

[Harry Settle]

Don't tell one. I was flying.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Flying.

[Harry Settle]

I think the second one of this was like. I thought the first one was like, we got it. And then the second one, everyone was like, that was. That was definitely the one.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But how it always is.

[Francis Ellis]

It's always that way, dude.

[Harry Settle]

It was, for some reason, like. I don't know what it is. It was so much like. Like, the level of nervousness that I was for the don't tell was so much more intense than this. And I think it's just because, like, this, it's like you pay for the whole thing out of your pocket. It's like your taping, it's your footage. It's all like, you can do whatever you want with it. So it's like, worst case scenario, if it sucks, you're like, all right, well, that was a waste of money. But like, the don't tell, it's like,

[Lil Sasquatch]

oh, this is going out no matter.

[Harry Settle]

This is going out no matter what. And it's also like, if you up a joke, they're like, we can fly you back out to San Diego in three months. And you're like, oh, my God, I don't want to have to do that at all. So you're like, I remember doing the don't tell. Being like, if I up a single joke, like, this is. I'm gonna have to come back to San Diego and redo the joke. And then they were. And then luckily, you know, but this was just like, can do whatever you want.

[Francis Ellis]

Cool.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Thank God. I'm relieved for you. Me and Francis were worried sick going into it, so I'm relieved for you.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. Congratulations.

[Harry Settle]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You.

[Francis Ellis]

You had it. You're. You're taping while Roan had his birthday.

[Harry Settle]

Of course. Yes.

[Lil Sasquatch]

As an homage.

[Harry Settle]

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[Lil Sasquatch]

Huge birthday of my taping. I'm sorry, dude. I tried to get it moved. My manager said I couldn't. Homeless pimp said I couldn't move my birthday.

[Harry Settle]

Hit you with a late night text.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You did?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You could have kept that shit to yourself, honestly.

[Harry Settle]

Well, you didn't even text me on my birthday, so figured maybe. Maybe keep it a little bit. I knew it was your birthday the whole damn day.

[Francis Ellis]

You did?

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. I opened my eyes and I went, oh, it's Rowan's birthday.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You dangling it over me. I mean, I'll wait.

[Harry Settle]

I'll wait a little bit.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Make me sweat. Yeah, I was, but, I mean, I posted on Instagram for your birthday. So did I. Yeah, but after the fact I posted.

[Harry Settle]

I think you've got that reversed a little bit.

[Francis Ellis]

You posted on Instagram for his birthday.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Your birthday.

[Harry Settle]

And you posted the day I belated on my birthday.

[Francis Ellis]

Wait a minute.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I didn't want to make it all about me.

[Francis Ellis]

You posted on his birthday for him. I posted after you sent the text and posted on his birthday. What'd you post?

[Harry Settle]

I posted the same time as you.

[Francis Ellis]

What photo?

[Harry Settle]

One of him looking real gay.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, nice. Okay.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, very funny.

[Francis Ellis]

Even gayer than the one of the three of us looking at the sunset that I posted.

[Harry Settle]

No, no, that one's good.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's pur.

[Francis Ellis]

Gay. That's all gay.

[Harry Settle]

This was the one because he posted one of me looking gay on my birthday.

[Francis Ellis]

I remember.

[Harry Settle]

And then I have one from the same day of him looking.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but mine was a joke, and you were trying your best, and you're

[Harry Settle]

like, I've got the exact same photo that he had of me, and I posted it on time.

[Francis Ellis]

You must have. You must have only. Only straight photos of me because you didn't post anything on my birthday.

[Harry Settle]

Well, you didn't post anything on my birthday.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. All my photos.

[Harry Settle]

I'm. I'm. I give. What's given to me in return.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wow.

[Francis Ellis]

You're keeping score.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I keep score.

[Francis Ellis]

You're a birthday score keeper.

[Harry Settle]

On the birthdays especially. You got to keep score. Because it's like, I'm not gonna just throw out. Like, I. I don't think I've thrown out an Instagram story for someone in forever, to be honest.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And you're doing it because I did

[Harry Settle]

it, but Ron did it for me.

[Lil Sasquatch]

So I set the. I set the tone.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. And then I had a funny one.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I forced friends.

[Francis Ellis]

And you're like, let me hold on to it until my engagement is worst. I'm gonna wait till most of my audience is asleep, and then. And then Instagram in the morning will be like, well, it didn't start well, so we're not gonna push it out to anyone now.

[Harry Settle]

They. People loved it when I would say it went viral, honestly.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, people. I have people in my life asking questions.

[Harry Settle]

I've never gotten half a million views on a story.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It was just me looking gay in

[Harry Settle]

a suit, 50,000 chairs.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That was. That was damning. People were really saying, oh, you're the real little sass. And saying, yeah, gay stuff.

[Harry Settle]

They're giving it to you bad.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. Fucking damning and embarrassing, but whatever. Those gay guys are my brothers. They're my gay brothers.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Love that. During the taping, I would just hear, like, random, like, dirt. Like, people. The barstool fans just still don't unders. Like, they'll just say anything. They just let out, like, random references that no one else. Like, you'll just be, like, in the middle of a joke, and you'll see, like, Roan.

[Francis Ellis]

I get that, too. They're like, where's Lil Sass? Like, all right, I don't look after him.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And it will wind up being in, like, the most consequential moments of your life. Like, you could post, like, a wedding picture or something like that. Where's Sass? I thought it would be Sass getting married to you.

[Francis Ellis]

I'll still get, like, Game of Thrones.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. You're like, what?

[Francis Ellis]

The show hasn't been on the air in, like, five years.

[Harry Settle]

I have such a vivid memory of doing a spot at the Stand. It was, like, one of the late shows in, like, the main room. And I remember being on stage, it was like, I. Like, I don't even think I was doing particularly well. And I just remember just some dude in the front row just looking at me and going, KB gon have that. And I was. There was, like, 10 people in the room And I was like, bro, no one else in the room knows what you're talking about right now.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Did you say that to him in real time?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, no one understands that reference except for just me and you.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I guess that's better than just being like, like, huh?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, that's true. That is true.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, Roan, you finished up your Vegas house stuff?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Do you want to talk about that at all or not really.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I mean, it was. Yeah, I don't. I don't know what there is to say. I was really just asking these people questions. If I had lived it, I feel like I'd have more experiences, but I

[Harry Settle]

was in deep at the end.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Were you?

[Harry Settle]

I was, I was like ready at 12:30 every day. Yeah, I had it open on the computer.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I saw you in the, in the chat being like, where's little sass?

[Harry Settle]

Did you see me in the chat?

[Lil Sasquatch]

No, I didn't have the chat.

[Harry Settle]

You didn't have it up? Because I kept on typing in it and then it was moving too quick.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, yeah, that's the worst about those chat. Maybe I should have had it open just to get questions in real time

[Harry Settle]

from the people there wasn't. The chat was pretty negative. Yeah, it wasn't. I mean, it wasn't like, it wasn't even negative. It was just like they wanted you to like ask questions that you were just never going to ask.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always want to. They want questions asked that are never going to ask. Talk about the big ev. Situation. What do you want me to. What do you want me to say? What statement do you want me to make about like any situation? Yeah, but it was. I cannot believe that those people did that. Like, these are grown ups, like spending eight days in Las Vegas where they drink from the moment they wake up until like 5am Every day, bro.

[Harry Settle]

Even doing that, like, even doing that for like three days.

[Francis Ellis]

Vegas is a two night maximum for me.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, I did Vegas. Last time I went to Vegas was skank fest. That was literally like. When I had to. I was like, I gotta stop drinking because it was just like I had to cancel a flight because I was too hungover.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Couldn't even. Yeah, you can't, can't operate like that.

[Francis Ellis]

It's hell.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, to fly back from Vegas to Chicago and then go into the office the next day.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, dude. I mean, I used to have. I used to have a joke about the flight home from Vegas.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Because the contrast between the flight there and the Flight home.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And like, I. The last time I went to Vegas, I'm not doing the bit, I promise. But on the way out there, there was a guy who, when he got on the plane, he didn't have a bag.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I was sitting in the row behind me, and he didn't put anything in the overhead and he didn't put anything underneath him. And the woman next to him was like, oh, do you. Did you check a bag? And he goes, no. And she was like, what are you doing? Like, do you not have anything? You're not bringing anything? And he goes, I plan to win money to then buy myself clothes. He goes, by forcing myself to win what I need, it'll make me, like, focus.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He's a hunter gatherer.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

He's like, if I bring clothes, it makes me try less hard. It's like bad luck for me.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I know. I'm closed.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, just go home with what's in his pockets.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's insane.

[Harry Settle]

That's insane.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Raw Dog in a fight, just because you need to win, Having to hit

[Harry Settle]

Macy's after you're already down 20k.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. You just start stealing everything.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Picking up a pair of fucking Hanes underwear from cvs or just like, going

[Lil Sasquatch]

through the labyrinth of Vegas to try to get out. To get to a TJ Maxx or. Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Trying to find a clothing store.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's not like Balenciaga. Yeah, yeah. That's a tough. A tough proposition. But Ella Griff, after eight straight days, she just went home and just was like, out at the bar in Chicago, like, that exact night.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously, like, some of those people are just, like, built different.

[Francis Ellis]

They're lifers.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, they're lifers.

[Harry Settle]

That's not surprising at all. Like, it didn't look like Ella Griff at any point was like, I gotta get out of here.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. No anxiety.

[Harry Settle]

Nikki smokes. Watching Nikki smokes crumble was so funny.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, he. It should never happen to him. That's like watching. I don't even know, like a. A superhero with the cape off. Like, seeing him limping down the tunnel, like, not being able to finish, it's like, wait, but you're Batman. He.

[Francis Ellis]

He left.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He tapped out on the last night.

[Harry Settle]

What, did he fly home or. He just chilled.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He just went to bed. Yeah, he went to bed at 10 o'. Clock. He just walked down the tunnel, like, limping. They're following him through the.

[Harry Settle]

It's brutal. It's brutal.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You can't.

[Harry Settle]

Because he can't be Nikki smokes and you and do that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

For the brand.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Exactly. He's the one on day one being like, Deutsch, I know you're trying to nap right now. Not cool.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Like, get this together. You cannot nap in Vegas.

[Harry Settle]

I do feel like it was crazy how many people left.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Nine people.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Francis Ellis]

The photo of the final cat.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. It's like five people.

[Francis Ellis]

I don't know who these people are. It's like. And Annika's really hot guy's name.

[Harry Settle]

Brady.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Brady. Don't ask. Like you don't know.

[Francis Ellis]

And then, and then a couple other people. I'd never seen Goldfinger. I didn't. I thought, by the way, I thought I was calling Mook every day to

[Harry Settle]

get him to explain all the info

[Francis Ellis]

to me, what was going on. And I was like, who's this Goldfinger guy? He's like, oh, he's the man. He's the man. Dude, he's so great. Like, he's so funny. And then I watched like some of the clips and I was like, dude, Mook, this guy Goldfinger, I don't know if he's the man. Nothing against him, but, like, he's not doing so well. He seems like he's the child.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, he was in a bad spot. Really bad spot.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's hell, everybody. They put people in crazy spots.

[Harry Settle]

That's why I didn't understand, like, Goldfinger, like running around the New York office being like, I'm going to be. It was like, bro, you're going out there to get destroyed. You're going out there to just get screamed at by your ex girlfriend and Kelly Keegs.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I also thought point blank range.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, don't get on that flight.

[Francis Ellis]

Also finding out that Goldfinger was his real name and not like some weird fucking pseudonym. I was like, there's no way that his real name is Goldfinger from.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Imagine his flight to Vegas, how excited he is. And then can you get the clip of Kelly Keegs, like, backing him down with her chest? Like, he should have taken the charge. Honestly, if he just plants his feet, that's an offensive foul going the other way.

[Harry Settle]

I just can't imagine, like, like being, I don't know. I, I, maybe it's because I've been to Vegas or maybe it's because I just don't drink. Like, you could tell me anything is waiting for me in Vegas and still I would be like, I don't want to go to Vegas, man. Like, I don't want to get on that flight. No, Six hours to fucking Vegas.

[Francis Ellis]

I feel the same way about Vegas that I do about concerts.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, totally. I mean, unless you're getting banged up. Vegas can be.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but you almost need that like a last day to like completely get sober.

[Francis Ellis]

Did these people gamble at all? Was anyone going to the tables?

[Lil Sasquatch]

I think Tommy Smokes was at the blackjack table. I know Mikey, they say, found Mikey Betts at the blackjack table at 8:30 in the morning with a Mai Tai. He was like, I've been doing this every day. He has like a small break, but all the other producers were using to sleep. And he would just go to the table, the electric tables. Not even like with the actual dealer.

[Harry Settle]

That's the worst.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Like playing electric games with a mai tai at 8:30 every morning.

[Harry Settle]

I do fuck with those though, to be honest. I like the ones where it's like the. It's like the theater seating, like, it's like. You're like the movies.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

You're just at like a booth and you can play whatever you want. And there's just like electronic dealers up front. We got to get out to Vegas. Vegas week.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

We just do nothing.

[Francis Ellis]

Chip week. Something happened to me recently that I wanted to bring to your guys attention.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wait here before I do that. Here. Holy shit.

[Francis Ellis]

Abject terror. You can hear the swish of his velour sweatpants when he backs up.

[Lil Sasquatch]

How would he even argue? Why is he even saying.

[Francis Ellis]

Just walk fully.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Walk away. Walk away. You don't have to be there. Oh my God.

[Harry Settle]

He was like fired up to get out there for this.

[Francis Ellis]

Wait, why is she so mad at him?

[Lil Sasquatch]

I think he maybe stepped to her and she said, back up. Back the fuck up. Like, don't you ever get in my face.

[Francis Ellis]

And why was she so mad at him before he got there? Because he had dated Una.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He was spreading rumors about Una.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Got it. Poor guy. I feel. I feel bad that I said he wasn't the man.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's okay.

[Francis Ellis]

I just think he's young. He's a very young guy, I think.

[Harry Settle]

Boy.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, he probably. There's some stuff he probably wanted to have back that he didn't acquit himself the best. But tough. Tough circumstance to be in.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

So what happened to you?

[Francis Ellis]

But really quick, that. That show once again captured the entire interest of Barstool Nation of.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Of the nation beyond Barstool.

[Harry Settle]

Did it really?

[Francis Ellis]

It went beyond for sure.

[Harry Settle]

Definitely.

[Francis Ellis]

I'm.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wow. Sign Francis up.

[Francis Ellis]

No, that's not what I'm saying. I. I am. Would never Go humbly within a hundred miles of that. I just. It would. I don't know. It would not be something.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Some people are built for it. And that's not your wheelhouse.

[Francis Ellis]

Well, I don't like. I don't like partying anymore. I don't like being out late.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That show is only about partying and confrontation.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I feel like those are two things that aren't.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, I'm not. I. So I guess my question would be, like, at some point, do we just love the format? Or at some point are they going to say, like, wow, this continues to be my confusion here. Was that my impression in the early part of the show was that it

[Lil Sasquatch]

was not going well the first day or maybe two. It wasn't like. It was just like, all right, like, nothing's really happening. You're looking for a storyline. Looking for a storyline and then you get like an explosive, like, Bravo storyline of the year storyline.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The kind of shit you dream about. But it was a product of a lot of digging by probably a lot of the producers or I see whoever hosts the show.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, I got. I was following.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Parts of it. I was following bits and pieces. Oh, so this is a third party website. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I saw. I saw the Peyton thing and obviously. And I. But I didn't under. I didn't know the origin story of Cole Goldinger. Yeah, I was gonna say Gold Member. Wow. Well. Oh, my God. Oh, I can't just. I can't even.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Do you feel good having been off?

[Harry Settle]

I literally. I never even watched this video.

[Francis Ellis]

No, because this. This was like. This was on mute, what everyone was into, and I. I had a hard time finding it.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Right.

[Harry Settle]

Where's Peyton?

[Francis Ellis]

Peyton's right here.

[Harry Settle]

You want me to talk about it? I will. You remember when you got wasted at Pioneers when you were an intern and told me, like, like everything. You were like, I think we're talking

[Lil Sasquatch]

about two different rumors.

[Harry Settle]

I don't think so, because I think

[Lil Sasquatch]

we are talking about the same one. And we're not allowed to say the

[Harry Settle]

name, cuz it's so damaging. But you told me that he was DMing you at the super bowl when you were still in college.

[Francis Ellis]

He was.

[Harry Settle]

Okay, but I didn't. But that's not the rumor that we're talking about.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The rumors that I had sex with this person.

[Harry Settle]

And I didn't.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You also were like.

[Harry Settle]

You were engaging in it. So it's like, this isn't that crazy? Like, I don't know why you're like,

[Lil Sasquatch]

so double down, like, Sam's not thinking because I'm sure you're telling things.

[Harry Settle]

You're always running out. I DM this person back.

[Francis Ellis]

And I said, and you also have

[Harry Settle]

a white people that like, I know that you have hooked up with. And like you've told me that night. And there's just so many people.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The one of probably how you got

[Harry Settle]

the job in the first place. Yes.

[Francis Ellis]

I was watching like embedded clips on Twitter where, like, you can't even full screen it.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, because you don't have Twitter.

[Francis Ellis]

Correct.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. You can't like watch videos on Twitter if you don't have the app anymore.

[Francis Ellis]

And you can't watch. You really can't watch videos on Instagram. If you try to do anything, it just immediately throws you to the app

[Harry Settle]

store to download it.

[Francis Ellis]

It's like, maybe you want the app. And I'm like, yeah, you're. I know your tricks.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The way that people just line up in the background for this clip. Like people are just from point blank range watching this confrontation go down live.

[Francis Ellis]

I do love the burl wood.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The burl wood is really nice.

[Francis Ellis]

That is.

[Harry Settle]

That wood is phenomenal.

[Francis Ellis]

Lovely wood.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, my God. And it was also like, this is fucking P. Diddy's mansion.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yes.

[Harry Settle]

That's crazy.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It was the freak. It was like the freak off.

[Harry Settle]

Freak off.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's where like the, the main.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Did you see I wonder.

[Francis Ellis]

It was available. That's the Vegas equivalent of like finding out someone died in the house.

[Harry Settle]

There's literally like. There's like an article there. It's like P. Diddy had beds on the basketball court. And then it's the same basketball court.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Nicky smokes like going off the bed

[Harry Settle]

for like a layup. Look it. That's where they were staying.

[Francis Ellis]

Damn.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's where the confrontation between Peyton and Uno went down. Right where Diddy's son was hitting his layups. Was hitting mid range jumpers. Wild week. Good for them. Happy for them.

[Harry Settle]

Happy for him.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, happy.

[Francis Ellis]

Hope they got what they wanted. Did anyone come out of it being like, that was really good for me?

[Harry Settle]

Dante.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. Dante had the week of his life.

[Francis Ellis]

Dante, I love Dante.

[Harry Settle]

Had a great one.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Dante finally got to his final form. Oh, good of like finally being respected. Respected for. For being the party boy that he is.

[Harry Settle]

The man.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He can hang. Yeah. Dante is the man.

[Francis Ellis]

I've always been a Dante guy. I really have.

[Harry Settle]

How could you not be? How do you not. How could you not love Dante? After this weekend, I. I was like

[Lil Sasquatch]

hard on Dante on one of the shows.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. You were digging it. You were. You guys were going at it.

[Lil Sasquatch]

We were going at it, and then he texted me afterwards. He was like, what was that? He was like, was that some, like, Johnny Foxborough? What's Johnny Foxborough? Is that when, like, Bill Belichick was really tough on Tom Brady?

[Harry Settle]

It must be. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I tried to look it up, and I think it was like, whenever a moniker used by Bill Belichick to motivate Tom Brady, he was like, was that some Johnny Fox, bro? And it honestly was. I was like. I knew that he was like, the. The had the highest capability of making some happen.

[Harry Settle]

I never seen.

[Francis Ellis]

Dead serious.

[Harry Settle]

That's crazy.

[Francis Ellis]

Wow. Oh, my.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He's built in the lab.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And he did. He responded to the. To the cooking.

[Harry Settle]

That's so funny.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Some Johnny Fox, bro.

[Francis Ellis]

That's awesome.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He. He is the man.

[Harry Settle]

He truly is nuts.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wrong. Like, what are we doing? But, yeah. Francis, what happened to you this weekend, brother?

[Francis Ellis]

So this was actually last weekend. And so in Houston, I was staying in my hotel. By the way, stop me if I've already told this story. I can't remember, but I was waiting for Mook. We were going to see a movie. We went and saw Project Hail Mary, which was great.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Did I tell you this already?

[Harry Settle]

We talked about going to see Project Hail Mary.

[Francis Ellis]

Okay. So Mook's at a different hotel and he's coming, and I'm on the phone talking to him, and I have my airport AirPods in, and I'm sitting on a little wall waiting for him outside my hotel. And this guy comes up to me and he stands in front of me and he's like. Got a big smile on his face. So I just thought he was a fan.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

So immediately I was like, hey, what's up, man? I'm on the phone and I go, hey, what's up, man? And he goes. He looks at my. He looks at my hand and he's like, what? Why are you shaking my hand?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I'm like, oh, this guy's not a fan. This guy has no idea who I am. And he's. He's really baffled why I would try to shake his hand. So I was like, mook, I gotta call you back. So I hang up and I go, hey, what's going on? And this guy goes, hi. Right? So we've got a car, and it's stuck behind a gate just there in the garage. He's from New Zealand.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I immediately was like, oh, my God, where are you from? Yeah, and he's like, with him, New Zealand. And he go. And I was like, I was just in New Zealand. And he's like, oh, it's great. The problem is the guy that works at the garage doesn't speak a word of English. Not a word. And we can't call the number on the gate. You need an American phone to do so.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, my God.

[Francis Ellis]

And I'm like, I've got an American phone.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I'm like, I got you. So we start walking and he's wearing all black and he's wearing a baseball hat, and he's got those, like, oak sunglasses that are like proper baseball. He's got eye black on, I think. And I'm like. I'm like, what are you. What are you doing here? He goes, we play fast pitch softball and we're here for our World Cup.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, wow.

[Francis Ellis]

And I was like, oh, my God. And sure enough, I get to the garage, there are two full sprinter vans filled with like, jacked dudes from New Zealand who are all fast pitch softball players, which, first of all, I only thought women were allowed to play fast pitch softball.

[Harry Settle]

I guess it's like a step below just like a men's baseball league.

[Francis Ellis]

I couldn't tell you, let alone did I know that there was a World cup for it.

[Harry Settle]

No, no.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Imagine how good it is. Imagine how much unreal how.

[Francis Ellis]

Dude, these guys were like, like, jacked. Like, I'm pretty confident they did a haka before their game.

[Harry Settle]

They're probably not.

[Francis Ellis]

They're not around at all. They had eye black on. They had like. Yeah, they had that, like, Samoan, like, tattoos and stuff.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, my God.

[Harry Settle]

They were.

[Francis Ellis]

They were serious athletes and they're packed to the gills.

[Harry Settle]

Were they all from New Zealand?

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

That's hilarious.

[Francis Ellis]

In Houston.

[Harry Settle]

That's so funny.

[Francis Ellis]

And I'm like, I want to just talk to these guys about, you know, actually doing that. Dude, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, look at the tattoos. That's so sick that maybe that is literally the team. I. I can't imagine they have more than one.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You know what's crazy about the haka? I've never seen a dude who's like, seems to be embarrassed to be doing it.

[Harry Settle]

No, no, no.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You know what I mean? Like, most things where you have to do something, it's like, all right, like, we have to do it. Like, there's someone in the back, a nephew that just like, is going to half ass it or roll his eyes. But there even in the back row, everybo.

[Harry Settle]

It's tribal.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. But nobody ever. It is very, very prideful.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

So first off, great New Zealand accent.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, it's okay.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It was great.

[Francis Ellis]

But I was probably more of an Australian, but phenomenal. I have a hard time getting the Kiwi quite right with veils.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But so what happened? Did.

[Francis Ellis]

So I, I get in there and I call the number on the, on the. Sort of. There's a QR code on the gate. And again, they're, they're, they have urgency because they're now like stuck and late to the World cup of fast pitch softball. And they've come all the way to Houston from New Zealand. So I pull up the QR code and there's a number and I call the number and it rings once and then someone picks up and goes, hello. And I was like, no, no, like, introduction as to who they are. And I'm like, hi, I'm. We're stuck behind a gate in this garage and it won't lift and get out. And he goes, do you have the ticket? And, and I wish you could do this guy because he was from Bangladesh or Pakistan or whatever. And I'm like, my God, the confluence of cultures. Like, wow, this dude is close to where this team is from than where we are right now. That really struck me as like, I, you know, and I'm like, no, I don't think they have the ticket. Cuz the guy, the coach was like, no, we don't have the ticket, obviously. And I'm like, no, they don't have the. We don't have the ticket. I had to keep pretending like I was part of this.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

And I was like, we don't have the ticket.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I'm sorry, what position do you play?

[Francis Ellis]

And he was like, he's like, all right, I will make one exception for you, but normally you need to have the ticket. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. And he, he's like, great, great, great. And, and the, and the first car gets out and then the second one drops and I had to call the guy back and I'm like, hi, sorry, our second car couldn't get out. And he goes, I told you I would make one exception. And I was like, ah, fuck, I don't know what to say. And he's like, well, give me your license plate number. And so I give him the license plate number of the second car and he's like, okay. And he raises the gate and he goes out. Now both cars stop. On the other side of the gate. And I'm like, wow, I did a good deed. I feel really good about that. You know I like to be an ambassador for America, right?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Francis Ellis]

Coach gets out of the fucking truck and walks back holding out a $20 bill to me.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, wow.

[Francis Ellis]

And I go, no, no, no. And he goes, mike, it's the least we can do. And I was like, no, that will undo the good deed. Also, you know, how little you know who I am is.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Is.

[Francis Ellis]

Is like, the antithesis of me accepting the money.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You should have been like, I've got an opener named Mook.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Or, I don't know.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I got a guy that could.

[Francis Ellis]

I was like, I'm doing well enough in my life that, one, that money is irrelevant. And two, you should know somehow it was like, the money. I don't know.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, you're at the four Seasons, first of all.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But second of all, it's like, put it towards Goldfingers credit card debt or something.

[Francis Ellis]

Whatever, dude. Like, I just was like, please, I want. I want the karma more than I want your $20.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And the guy on the phone's like, karma? Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, my God.

[Francis Ellis]

Okay. But there's a coda to this story, which is, they leave, and I'm feeling good. I tell Mook the whole story. I actually tried to piece it out a little bit on stage that night. And a week goes by, and I'm like, whatever. I'm still thinking about it. I get a text message. It's an automated message that says, hi. Or like, whatever this is, you know. In park Houston, you are being assessed a $25 late fee for not paying for your parking ticket at this garage.

[Lil Sasquatch]

What?

[Francis Ellis]

And because I had called the fucking phone number, I was now linked. My phone number was linked to the lost ticket that was not paid by the New Zealand fast pitch world cup of softball team. And I'm like, all right. There's no world on earth where they're going to pay this ticket.

[Harry Settle]

No, no.

[Francis Ellis]

They're not getting the notifications. They don't even have a phone that can call the number you need. Do I tie the ribbon on this good deed and pay their parking ticket and the late fee? Do I have to go all the way to the end in order to earn the full karma Instead of just, like, somehow letting this languish and accrue continued late fees that will mount to the degree that, like, they'll someday they get found through the rental van company and realize that they owe, like, Maybe hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. And like I.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They'll never come back. They could just never come back to the U.S. yeah.

[Harry Settle]

I mean the most year though for the World Cup. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The most nefarious timeline is they're like, well, I'm not buying it. Like they're just like, like find a Yankee and make him cool.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And then like they knew that it was gonna fall on you because they weren't going to submit their number to it.

[Francis Ellis]

I guess they have the license plate for the rental van of the second van. Yeah, they have that license plate. So the Met, like when I clicked into the link that was provided, it was like, here's the rental thing, here's the bill and here's your phone number.

[Harry Settle]

I wouldn't pay it.

[Francis Ellis]

What should I do? I mean now it's up to 100 bucks. I'm still getting these text messages.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You have to pay it because this could, I mean if it doesn't turf your credit score, it could nuke theirs

[Francis Ellis]

and they're my Kiwi brothers.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah. It might be the right move.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I think we got to get this clip viral and see if this, we can get this clip all the way to New Zealand.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. Listen, if you are any member, should

[Harry Settle]

have taken that $20 bill.

[Francis Ellis]

New Zealand, fast pitch. Well would have paid for at this point 20% of the.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

If you're a member of that team. You see this? Maybe we could split it.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's fair.

[Francis Ellis]

I don't really know what else to do. I mean I will pay it, but just know that, you know, you're asking a lot now. It's like give a, give a mouse a cookie.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, how do they even have your information to be charging you? Just cuz they have your phone number. They're going to put a lien on your house over this. Like, what's, how do you, how are you culpable for this? Because you called.

[Francis Ellis]

I trying to think about that. I was like, is, do they. They have none of my financial information. All they have is my cell phone number. But I am the one getting the, the late fees. I'll show you.

[Harry Settle]

Maybe you should just call them back and be like, hey, I'm not connected to this.

[Francis Ellis]

I tried and then it went into a whole automated thing and I was like, I'm not going to deal with this.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, fuck that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Did you give the Indian guy your Social Security number while you were on the phone?

[Francis Ellis]

No.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Accidentally?

[Francis Ellis]

No. How funny is it by the way, that he picked up and he just went, hello? Like I kind of wish that's how all, you know, far distant land customer service was.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, just.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Hey, yeah, take.

[Francis Ellis]

Let me see this.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, you're finding that I was in Chicago and I ran into Mook, and I was like, mook, we were just talking about you on the last episode.

[Harry Settle]

Really?

[Lil Sasquatch]

I was out there for the NFL show. I was like, mook, we were just talking about you and your time with Francis out in Houston. And he was like, did Francis tell you how you. He bailed on me for dinner. How he had a secret dinner without me.

[Francis Ellis]

That's outrageous. That is outrageous. What a joke that he would say that. And if he said that, that then now I have no problem, like, telling the entire story of Luke because I withheld information that. Did we talk about him? The girl he met?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, we did.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, okay. Yeah, we didn't.

[Harry Settle]

We didn't really withhold much.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, okay, then. Fine then. Fair enough. I forgot that I had told that story. That's outrageous that he said. I. I had a. I had a dinner plan with Brad Dahlke. His wife.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You're with Dalki and his wife? He didn't say that. He just said his friends.

[Francis Ellis]

No, it was Brad. Brad's wife. Brad's brother and Brad's brother's wife. And the five of us.

[Harry Settle]

He definitely didn't know that.

[Francis Ellis]

Had planned to go on this dinner for, like, weeks, even before I had invited Mook.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

To come.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I think he thought it was just you and Brad.

[Francis Ellis]

No.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Wait, you know about this too?

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, yeah. Because all four of them were in the green room with us. That's crazy that he would do more.

[Harry Settle]

You might want to get out. You might want to talk to Mook, tell him he's not coming on the road again.

[Francis Ellis]

No. And. And. And by the way, I treated him to VIP tickets to Project Hail Mary,

[Lil Sasquatch]

unlimited popcorn.

[Harry Settle]

VIP that everyone has.

[Francis Ellis]

I took us. I kept telling him to come meet me for breakfast, which I would have treated him to.

[Harry Settle]

That's not how he operates.

[Francis Ellis]

He's like, I don't eat breakfast.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, he's not a breakfast guy.

[Francis Ellis]

His first meal of the day is 3pm yeah.

[Harry Settle]

And a gallon of iced coffee.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, that. And then. And then it was like, you know, we had drinks every night at the Four Seasons afterwards. I was getting them dirty martinis. I was getting them all lubed up so that the 4 was. Looked like a 5.

[Harry Settle]

At least you got him back on the bottle.

[Francis Ellis]

Bad. Good.

[Harry Settle]

He's drinking like I've never seen.

[Francis Ellis]

That's what I like to. That's what I like to hear.

[Harry Settle]

No video games. Saturday night. Just hammered.

[Francis Ellis]

Excellent.

[Harry Settle]

Me and Jerry were both on texting him. Where you at? You guys were pissed he's drunk. Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, I didn't put it together that you two are both sober. And he's like the third part. So it's like to even hang with both you guys, he kind of has to be sober.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. I mean, well, you guys were disappointed

[Lil Sasquatch]

in him for being drunk.

[Francis Ellis]

He said he goes like two weeks off and then he'll get back on the sauce.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

But I took him for a drink the first night and all we had was like a nightcap. And then the next night he went by himself back to the Four Seasons

[Harry Settle]

while I was Got a little taste.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. And I think he had a number of.

[Harry Settle]

Oh yeah. Once you get one in him, I'm

[Francis Ellis]

like, dude, that bill must have been quite exorbitant.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, definitely.

[Francis Ellis]

Cuz he's.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but he was like, well, you got the amex. Amex Platinum.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

He doesn't.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, but it's on your room and

[Francis Ellis]

you know, the resort credits. Oh, he might have put all the drinks in my room. There was a huge charge for me after and I didn't even look into it. And he was with a date.

[Harry Settle]

That would be so funny.

[Francis Ellis]

He definitely knew my room number. I said it a number of times. I can see him just sitting there being like, yeah, room charge 1760.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Francis doesn't want to invite me to dinner.

[Francis Ellis]

Leaves with the girl and she's like, where are we going? Aren't we going upstairs? And he's like, I got another.

[Harry Settle]

I keep multiple hotels 20 minutes down the street.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Actually I have a flop house hotel that's also four stars.

[Harry Settle]

No, I just like the bar here.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh man, I can't believe he told you that same story.

[Francis Ellis]

Mook says that he talks to you like every day.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, probably.

[Francis Ellis]

That you guys are always up to speed on each other.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I mean, I already talked to him and Jerry today. I mean, him and Jerry. The thing is they're just in Chicago together and then they get themselves into trouble and then they call me just waking up this morning and they're like, bomb, Sass.

[Francis Ellis]

Bomb.

[Harry Settle]

Gotta get you, gotta talk to you ASAP app. What was wasn't even really that big of. I mean, it could potentially be a big deal. But I, I, I, I think like

[Francis Ellis]

that's a nightmare text to wake up to.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Who said it? Jerry.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, just like the bomb emoji. But I think Well, I think, A, I think Jerry and Mook rile each other up, and then, B, I think Austin riles them up. And I think they have, like, a. I think there's, like, a disconnect on. Like, Austin will say something. I think sometimes, a lot of the time, it's just to piss them off or scare them, and then they run with it, like, this is a fact. And it's.

[Lil Sasquatch]

This is.

[Harry Settle]

This is gonna happen. So it's a lot. I think we jump to conclusions a little too quick. But they're definitely. They're. They're just getting each other fired up.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Anxiety building on anxiety.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Like, they're like. Like Mook and Jerry. They're just coming up with scenarios together.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Just everything where you have to be the one that's calming them down.

[Harry Settle]

I'll either calm them down or I'll make it worse, too.

[Lil Sasquatch]

For fun.

[Harry Settle]

No, no. Sometimes, like, they'll tell me things, and I'm like, all right, well, if that's true, we're.

[Lil Sasquatch]

And it never winds up being true.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. Or, like. I mean, this one will be. We'll see. We'll see by the end of the week.

[Lil Sasquatch]

What is this? Tell us. Tell us now.

[Harry Settle]

We're just having.

[Lil Sasquatch]

On Thursday.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, I guess we're. We're just having some issues with the budget for Atlanta.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, no. What's your Venmo?

[Harry Settle]

It's not.

[Francis Ellis]

How short are you?

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, that's not. It has nothing to really do with that. It's more. Coming up from. From Up Top.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Did you see that? They put out Goldfingers Venmo, and people were like, just to be sure, like, has he died? Or it was because he had credit card debt.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. He was gonna shove that thing up his ass.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He's gonna put something in his ass.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. That's when Card. That's when they sent him home.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh. Because of that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They're like, you have credit card debt. You gotta go.

[Harry Settle]

He had credit card debt. So he was gonna, like, shove a butt plug. A butt plug up his ass in order to have Brianna pay off his credit card debt. But they shut that down quick. I think everyone was like, this might not be the best look.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's like the first episode of the last season of Black Mirror where the

[Harry Settle]

guy's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Medical bills.

[Harry Settle]

That episode's hilarious.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It is dark.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, it is dark.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. Put out. Drop the Venmo for the bush.

[Harry Settle]

There isn't one.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Drop Mooks.

[Harry Settle]

Then I don't know what it is.

[Francis Ellis]

Don't drop Mooks. You're just putting him at this point.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, we're down. Enabling Mook will be like, today.

[Francis Ellis]

I spent too much money on dirty martinis last night. The four Seasons.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. He was the guy on the flight out to Houston being like, I don't have any bags. I gotta make money doing stand up tonight or else I can't eat.

[Francis Ellis]

I can't have dirties walking out of that movie theater. He filled up two more bags of popcorn. He's like, this is my dinner.

[Harry Settle]

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[Lil Sasquatch]

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[Harry Settle]

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[Lil Sasquatch]

I mean, it's, there's, it's not a shock to me.

[Harry Settle]

Can't see. I'm too surprised by that. We got my mama or a frame.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Actually for Christmas, I get one every single time.

[Harry Settle]

Well, that's actually a little odd because the beauty of the aura frame is you only need one.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Well, you get one for home, one for the office, one for each each place that you're in.

[Harry Settle]

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[Lil Sasquatch]

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[Francis Ellis]

that even though my entrees. I'm very Spartan about, I eat desserts in a way that's, like, horrible. There's a pie sitting in my car right now that I was on the drive in today. I was eating it with my hands.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Good God.

[Francis Ellis]

I was breaking off chunks.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Looks you're not a guy who leaves the crust in the pie, are you?

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, my God. The crust on this particular pie was the highlight.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's not the one from upstate that you. You brought me the rhubarb, is it?

[Francis Ellis]

No. Did you eat that, though?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yes.

[Francis Ellis]

Okay.

[Harry Settle]

Six months later.

[Francis Ellis]

That was a really special pie that I brought you. And I. I was like, I really. It's important.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, buddy, buddy, don't worry. That found a. That found a home.

[Francis Ellis]

All right.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It's like a puppy adoption. I had a special one for that one.

[Francis Ellis]

That was a gift. That was a. To honor the.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That was one of the best pies I've ever had in my life.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. That was from this place out on the north fork of Long island that I can't remember the name of, but they're famous for their sass.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You will never have that pie. That I promise you.

[Harry Settle]

Probably not. Unfortunately.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, you won't. Because you'd be like, you know, I don't even like those types of pies. You know who makes a great pie? Amtrak. Those little plastic wrapped single pies. There's nothing better.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Enten's piece.

[Harry Settle]

I do love a good Amtrak pie.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You boys saw that? They tried to. They tried to get my boy Trump again.

[Harry Settle]

Does anyone believe that? Bro, I was like, I was even talking to my parents about it and they were like, that was not real. Like, no part of that was real. Like, dude, you couldn't get into the. You couldn't get into that. What was the. What was the event?

[Lil Sasquatch]

White House Correspondence.

[Harry Settle]

The White House Correspondence Center.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

You couldn't get into that without guns. Like, if you had no gun and you tried to get within like 10 miles of that, they'd be like, no, no way. Let alone with multiple guns. Like, they close off the whole street for those events.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. And also the fact that they didn't shoot the person.

[Harry Settle]

Did they not shoot him? I thought they. I thought they did.

[Francis Ellis]

I thought the person was alive.

[Harry Settle]

Oh. I thought that was the only person that they got that they only. I thought, like, he didn't. I thought. Thought I might be completely wrong about this.

[Francis Ellis]

I could be wrong.

[Harry Settle]

But I thought what happened was that

[Lil Sasquatch]

we get to the bottom of this just so we're right.

[Harry Settle]

I thought that he got in. Like, he. Have you seen the video of him just running through the security guys? He just like sprints through security and then they get him. But I don't know if they shot him or just tackled him.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, it looked like Francis trying to get to the dude.

[Harry Settle]

And then like, there's like inner. Like, I remember, like it was going, like, while it was. Because it was in between the early and the Late show for my taping. And I remember watching it and they were like, they were doing like an interview with someone and they were like. Like, they were like.

[Lil Sasquatch]

It was just.

[Harry Settle]

We just heard a really loud noise, like someone dropped a plate. And he was like. I think there's a pretty big difference between someone dropping a plate and someone shooting a gun. In terms of sound level, you'd be surprised.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's what it sounds like, bro. Yeah, that. That picture of him on the ground is what I. I saw. But also, who took that?

[Harry Settle]

Exactly.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Who took that exact picture?

[Francis Ellis]

Someone got down on the ground to give him a three count.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. Like the WWE camera. No, it's the guy ringside with the camera.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. So it's the exact same thing that happens every time there's one of these shootings. There's this random guy. No information on him at all. Not if he can't even figure out if he's dead or alive right now. He's alive.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Okay, so he's alive, but did they shoot him?

[Lil Sasquatch]

No, they shot his picture. They shot his headshot.

[Francis Ellis]

Huh.

[Harry Settle]

A lot of good photos.

[Lil Sasquatch]

The funniest part is that Oz the Mentalist was on stage during it.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, yeah, right. Really?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, it was. Oz the Mentos was in the middle of doing a trick.

[Harry Settle]

He was doing the big. He was in the. He was in the middle of doing the big reveal to Trump.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He was about to say who was going to win the super bowl next year.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, I needed that. Wait, what the fuck was he going to say? Finish it.

[Harry Settle]

Like, I don't know. I just don't. I just don't see how this person would even have gotten to the hotel where they were having the.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He probably did a spin move.

[Francis Ellis]

Harry, I gotta say, I love what's happening with you.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, I don't think I'm wrong there.

[Lil Sasquatch]

What? Your. His third eye's opening up.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah. I'm. I'm enjoying this sort of blossoming of doubt, bro.

[Harry Settle]

You can't even get into, like, you can't even, like, get past TSA if you don't have a boarding pass. And you're telling me that you could run through the security at the Correspondence dinner with multiple guns.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, yeah. No, I'm with you. I'm starting to come around.

[Lil Sasquatch]

So what do we think it is? Who do we think is behind it?

[Harry Settle]

I mean, bro, Trump, like, literally announced the day before that he was going to the Correspondence center for the first time since like 2015. And then that day. Something ain't adding up. Erica Kirk. You see the video of Erica Kirk running?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Crying.

[Lil Sasquatch]

They were flaming her.

[Harry Settle]

It's all, it's all psyop. Yeah. I mean, they should, they should be handing out Oscars for that performance. Like, they were like, let's get everybody. Like, Cash Patel's sitting in the corner. He doesn't even know what's going on.

[Lil Sasquatch]

He's shit faced.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. He's just sitting on his phone trying to call people people trying to be like, what. What the are we doing?

[Lil Sasquatch]

I saw the, the close up videos of everybody, like, stealing champagne afterwards. Everybody was just grabbing the champagnes off the table because they had cleared out. What would have happened to that champagne? Can't put it back on ice, Right. It's skunked.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Right.

[Francis Ellis]

Francis, if the bottles were opened.

[Lil Sasquatch]

No, they weren't opened, but I think it was.

[Francis Ellis]

I Think you can go warm it and then reach. Yeah, I mean. Mean, you don't want to do it more than a few times or once or twice. I don't know. But like, I buy beers at Maine Beer Company in Maine and they're refrigerated and then I drive with them back to New York at which point they're room temperature, and then I put them back in the fridge and drink them and they're totally fine.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, I didn't know you're drinking beers out here.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

You're slamming beers like that.

[Francis Ellis]

I drink beers out here.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Really?

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, sometimes. In here, out here. It doesn't matter where.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Beer week.

[Harry Settle]

I've never seen drinking beer.

[Francis Ellis]

You never seen me drink a beer?

[Lil Sasquatch]

No, I barely. Don't think I have either.

[Harry Settle]

Just Negronis.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I'm sure wine.

[Francis Ellis]

I'm sort of a seasonal beer drinker. I like beers in the summer.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, who doesn't?

[Francis Ellis]

I like a summer beer.

[Harry Settle]

Who don't?

[Francis Ellis]

Frozen glass.

[Lil Sasquatch]

You talking about a shandy or what?

[Francis Ellis]

No, no, I'll drink, you know, nice, like New England ipa. I like not. Not like a hazy one. Those are a little heavy, but crisp. You know, woods and waters, Wolf's Neck Peepers, their pale ale that I really like. Post ride snack is a great session ipa.

[Lil Sasquatch]

God damn. How many of those are. I saw Max starting to salivate over there.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, Max loving it.

[Lil Sasquatch]

How many of. How many of those are you putting down in a session?

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, probably just one or two. And they're just like a dynamic warm up for me to start drinking liquor.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I thought was liquor before beer. You're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, I used to be a.

[Harry Settle]

But when you drink as much as Francis does, it doesn't really matter.

[Francis Ellis]

No. Yeah, I'm. You can put the cart before the horse. You can put the cart on the horse.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

You know, sometimes I'll mix the beer with the liquor part.

[Lil Sasquatch]

With the horse.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, he's gonna be. He's never gonna be sicker regardless. Doesn't matter.

[Francis Ellis]

No, I'm gonna throw up. Oh, I'm gonna throw up. But I'm gonna do it to keep my figure.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah, exactly. Or to keep drinking.

[Francis Ellis]

I throw up.

[Harry Settle]

Up.

[Francis Ellis]

Sometimes I'll drink the beer first just so that I can throw.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That's why Francis's one finger is a little bit crooked. To really get down to the bottom of the throat to really launch it.

[Francis Ellis]

Sounds like a pipe cleaner.

[Harry Settle]

Really get in.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But he can make himself throw up.

[Francis Ellis]

Diddle my Esophagus Exorcist. Yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Hit that little speed bag in the back.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, Roan, how's the. How's the EP doing?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Good.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah. You happy with it?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, it's fun. Fun to put out. Just a hobby.

[Francis Ellis]

You put out an ep? Yeah, I put out some music that's amazing.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Just as a hobby.

[Francis Ellis]

Where do I find it? On sp.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, it's on Spotify.

[Francis Ellis]

Yes. Congratulations.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I don't even think it's a congratulations thing. I think it's more just like. Well, I guess I'll take congratulations.

[Francis Ellis]

It's amazing.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Thank you.

[Francis Ellis]

How many songs are there?

[Lil Sasquatch]

5 songs, 15 minutes, quick listen.

[Francis Ellis]

Wow. Where'd you do that?

[Lil Sasquatch]

Philadelphia. Recorded in Philadelphia. Recorded it all in Philadelphia. Some beautiful instrumentation. The guy who made it, this dude Rick Frederick, is a very talented.

[Harry Settle]

How long did it take? How long were you out there for? Like, when were you filming in it or when were you recording in Philly?

[Lil Sasquatch]

This is from. This is from years of. Years of work. Just like a bunch of stuff. You kind of just pair it down.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, I see. I see.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Pick someone that you think are all right. There's some good features on it, though. The people who. Who helped me make it are really good. It's not. It's not funny at all.

[Harry Settle]

So I wasn't expecting it to be

[Lil Sasquatch]

this place where it has a place on this show.

[Francis Ellis]

But we were the features.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Me, Meek, Meek Mill, Lil Wayne, Black. Thought Kanye Nice. Who also said that he didn't believe that the shooting was. Was real last night either. He had some very specific ideas about who was behind it.

[Harry Settle]

I'm not gonna say who. You can guess it was a Jewish doctor.

[Lil Sasquatch]

But yeah, go check that out.

[Harry Settle]

It's called the Crown on Spotify. Is it on Apple too, or just Spotify everywhere? Oh, yeah.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

Cool.

[Lil Sasquatch]

SoundCloud every. Probably gotta get it on SoundCloud band camp. Of course you can Eagle. Legally, illegally do whatever you want with it. Yeah, my catalog is public catalog. So run roughshod with that.

[Harry Settle]

Maybe I'll use it for one of my new. My new gaming videos. Then I'm gonna put. Put out.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Oh, that'd be sick to get an edit to one of them.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah, that would be cool.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Come on, bro. If you're a real friend, you'll do that.

[Harry Settle]

I mean, I have. I don't.

[Francis Ellis]

I don't have.

[Harry Settle]

I don't really have much choices for music because I'm not allowed to use any of the copyright music.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I can make you a custom song for it if you want. What kind of Shit. Would it. What would you want to sound like? Black skinhead?

[Harry Settle]

That would be pretty sweet. Definitely get. Can definitely get down with that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

I know that that's France. One of Francis's favorites.

[Francis Ellis]

I really throw weight around when I'm listening. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that.

[Lil Sasquatch]

That song.

[Harry Settle]

Doesn't get it. That doesn't get it going for me at all. No, no.

[Francis Ellis]

Oh, my God.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Why?

[Harry Settle]

Feel like I'm at, like, a free skate. Just two in circles at the rink.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Damn.

[Francis Ellis]

That is not what Kanye intended for that song.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah, that actually could be the most damning thing that. If he heard that, that got across his desk.

[Harry Settle]

Doesn't it feel like one of those songs, though? Paying five bucks to go skate at the rink? It's just a bunch of kids out there just, like, sprint through

[Lil Sasquatch]

my theme song. My leather black jeans on.

[Francis Ellis]

The one that I really like to work out from that album is Blood on the Leaves, actually.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, yeah. Classic.

[Francis Ellis]

That one really gets it going.

[Harry Settle]

Yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

That's not free skate.

[Harry Settle]

No.

[Lil Sasquatch]

Yeah. That's fucking Kanye really doing it. Cool.

[Harry Settle]

Sweet.

[Francis Ellis]

Yeah.

[Harry Settle]

Good app.

[Francis Ellis]

Fun. I'll be in San Francisco this weekend at Cobbs.

[Harry Settle]

Fuck, yeah.

[Francis Ellis]

It's going to be fun, actually. Really excited for those shows.

[Harry Settle]

Cobbs is a blast. Sick.

[Francis Ellis]

Come check. Check it out. Tickets at Punchup Live. Francis Ellis. Thanks.

[Harry Settle]

Oh, if you are. Or when is this coming out? Thursday. Then doesn't matter.

[Lil Sasquatch]

What were you gonna say?

[Harry Settle]

I was gonna say the Bush watch. Watch the Bush elite on Wednesday, but I'll just do a tweet or something we.

[Francis Ellis]

Love

[Lil Sasquatch]

was over Still

[Francis Ellis]

Underground.