Son of a Boy Dad #350 — “Bush”
Date: November 6, 2025
Hosts: Barstool Sports (Francis Ellis, Jerry “Sass” Mooc, Ronan/Rone)
Episode Purpose:
This episode blends trademark Barstool banter with sincere conversation about growing up, starting businesses, and embracing the chaos of adult life — particularly for Sass, who’s recently dropped out of college and is seeking guidance from his peers and podcast “elders.” The cast riffs on pop culture, sports, entrepreneurial schemes, Instagram culture, and plans for a group fishing trip, all with irreverent humor and self-aware takes on masculinity, adulthood, and ambition.
Main Themes and Episode Flow
- Existential Drift & Guidance Post-College:
Sass discusses feeling “rudderless” after leaving college and explores what it means to be a man with the help of his co-hosts. - Entrepreneurial Antics (Telluride Bush):
Extended discussion of Barstool’s “Telluride Bush” video game esports team — its valuation, ownership drama, and investment ideas. - Pop Culture/Media Tangents:
Classic Barstool run-throughs of movies, actors, sports fashion, and the evolution of taste. - Satirical Take on Business & Investment:
Playful (sometimes pointed) debate about who deserves equity, how to value their projects, and faux-Silicon Valley analogies. - Fishing Trip Planning:
Genuine logistics for the cast’s upcoming fly fishing trip, veering into gear debates and outdoor philosophy. - Social Media & Life Musings:
Commentary on Instagram “dump” culture, influencer behavior, and how people broadcast (or overshare) their lives online. - Masculinity, Fatherhood & Legacy:
Francis shares anecdotes about his dad’s jokes, sports wisdom, and generational influence. - Food, Ethics, & Animal Meat:
A humorous but thoughtful debate about eating ethically, which meats are fair game, and anthropomorphic bias.
Key Topics, Moments, and Timestamps
1. Movie & Actor Banter (01:01-08:18)
- The crew opens with riffs on iconic crime films (“The Town,” “American Gangster”), debating actors and logistics of crime scenes.
- Notable Quote:
“He’s the coolest actor in Hollywood right now.” — Francis Ellis on Idris Elba (02:24) - Discussion of classic Sports Illustrated for Kids comics (Buzz) and doctor’s office reading materials.
2. Sickle Cell Anemia Sidebar (07:04-08:18)
- Rone shares a personal connection: his father researches sickle cell anemia and cheap diagnostic tests.
- Memorable Bit:
Roan joking about a “Timbaland beat” being the test (08:01).
3. Social Media & Magazine Nostalgia (08:18-14:46)
- Reminiscing about early 2000s pop culture and media, including sports anchors and magazine comics.
- Transition into institutional loyalties and “what you wear” as identity.
4. Cloning Dogs and Existential Dread (08:34-10:03)
- Tom Brady’s cloning his dog sparks debate on grief, attachment, and the strangeness/rationale of cloning pets.
- Great Quote:
“That’s God’s version of cloning.” — Francis, on breeding versus cloning (09:42)
5. Sock Game & 80s Fashion (10:03-13:13)
- Tangent about cool socks, “cream” tones, and the cultural symbolism of 80s simulated thong aerobics fashion.
- Series of jokes about dress codes and masculinity.
6. Video Games, Mass Shootings & “Offseason” Life (13:35-15:28)
- Classic “old blame new” takes: video games as scapegoats for violence.
- Sass discusses lack of current fun in gaming, comic take on anti-gaming hysteria.
7. Esports Ownership Saga: The “Telluride Bush” Segment (15:40-26:13)
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Major Episode Thread:
Sass details efforts to buy back or invest in Barstool’s Telluride Bush esports team, running through:- Attempts at raising money.
- Inside machinations of equity stakes (negotiating with Dave Portnoy).
- Comical attempts at startup valuation.
- Parodies of startup analogies: Holmes, Jobs, Wozniak, Winklevoss.
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Notable Quotes:
“You created a valuable asset out of thin air. This thing hasn’t even begun. You’re like the Elizabeth Olsen—no, no, no, Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes.” — Francis Ellis (18:59)
“We're shaking things up.” — Sass (22:35) -
Satirical knockoffs of “Shark Tank” pitches:
“I will give you $10,000 for 10 phone calls from you a week.” — Francis (23:39)
8. Instagram Culture, “Dumps,” and Oversharing (33:01–38:43)
- Railing on influencers and how people curate “carousel” posts and Instagram dumps.
- Memorable Analogy:
“You can sift through that dump with a fine-tooth comb.” — Francis (34:37) - Discussion of friends who have “lost it” and share too much online.
9. Family, Dads, and Sports Wisdom (48:48–54:07)
- Francis shares stories of his father’s “bits” and tips for navigating life (e.g., “bend your knees” in the elevator).
- Classic Bit:
“My father’s paying!” — Francis’s dad’s favorite restaurant joke (50:15) - Email about sports drafting strategy (“Teams with first round choices should trade them…”) (51:57)
- The generational bond over sports and “loving ball.”
10. Fly Fishing Planning & Outdoor Gear Banter (56:56–61:04)
- Intense gear breakdown: vests vs. packs, magnets, Orvis store pricing, and fishing ethos.
- Practical Laugh:
“I only do DIY. I mean, we gotta catch and release, right?” — Sass (60:07)
11. Hunting Ethics and Animal Consumption (61:04–67:48)
- Spirited debate on hunting fairness, anthropomorphized animals, and which meats are “okay” to eat.
- Great Quotes:
“Eagles are the coolest thing ever. I don’t think they’ll ever not be cool.” — Francis (62:47)
“You just said you eat cow!... Cows, they never had a chance.” — Ronan/Jerry (67:48) - Ethics of eating horse, bear, wolf, and the difference between factory-farming and “wild” meat.
12. “Girl Math” and Financial Justifications (78:09–79:33)
- Joke explanations of spending logic (“girl math”), using savings in one area to justify purchases elsewhere.
- “My kids are eating girl math, boss is at it again.” — Rone (79:49)
13. Final Trip Logistics & Sleepover Vibes (77:49–79:49)
- Deciding what games and consoles to bring; “adult sleepover” energy.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Sass on leaving college:
“I’m just working it out as I go, man.” (Ongoing throughout) - Francis on business schemes:
“You created a valuable asset out of thin air. This thing hasn’t even begun. You’re like the Elizabeth Holmes … of video games.” (18:59) - Rone on social media:
“I want what God did for Brianna Chickenfry to happen for me.” (33:05) - Jerry on fashion:
“You look like Rocky's unsuccessful nephew.” (56:13) - Francis on ethics of eating:
“No, because they have been anthropomorphized to a level that you... because of Winnie the Pooh or the Berenstein Bears.” (67:00) - On fishing skills:
“A woolly bugger is probably going to be your best bet, because you don’t really need to do anything.” — Sass (70:24) - Francis on Instagram “dumps”:
“The art of throwing up just like seven or eight Instagram stories... you can learn a lot about a person based on their dump.” (34:24)
Key Timestamps for Reference
- 01:01–08:18 — Movie/pop culture riffs, actor debate (Idris Elba)
- 08:34–10:03 — Ethics and personal pain in dog cloning
- 15:40–26:13 — Telluride Bush esports business saga
- 33:01–38:43 — Social media oversharing/carousel photo culture
- 48:48–54:07 — Fatherly wisdom, sports drafts, family dynamics
- 56:56–61:04 — Fishing gear, trip planning
- 61:04–67:48 — Hunting fairness, animal ethics
- 77:49–79:49 — Sleepover logistics, “girl math” justifications
Tone and Style
- Conversational, irreverent, often self-deprecating
- Mixes satirical business speak with genuine admission of uncertainty or failure
- Rapid fire, overlapping, and self-aware — typical Barstool-style comedic chaos
Summary Takeaways
- This episode delivers a blend of absurd humor, earnest confusion about adulthood, and satirical commentary on entrepreneurship and modern culture.
- The biggest, most recurring thread is the saga of the Telluride Bush business plan, with everything else orbiting around their dynamic as “lost boys” making it up as they go.
- Fans of the show will enjoy the embarrassing anecdotes, pop culture asides, and the way masculine bravado softens into real talk about growth, failure, and what to wear on a fishing trip.
If you want to feel caught up, brush up on your fishing slang, investment jargon, and the long, strange legacy of dad jokes — and tune in for another week of Barstool’s blend of chaos and camaraderie.
