Cheeky Pints | Son of a Boy Dad #405

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Son of a Boy Dad #405 – "Cheeky Pints"

Date: May 28, 2026 | Hosts: Lil Sasquatch & Rone | Guest: Jason Williams

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Episode Overview

This episode blends the classic, conversational banter of hosts Lil Sasquatch and Rone with comedic musings, cultural observations, and sports talk. While Lil Sas reflects on recent life changes (dropping out of college and seeking real-world wisdom), the duo delves into the mythos of Irish drinking, college debauchery, lawyer aspirations, pop culture, their love-hate relationship with certain foods, and, finally, an extended guest segment with former basketball star Jason Williams that veers into parenting, traditions, and NFL nostalgia. Packed with quips, light-hearted arguments, and storytelling, the episode is a snapshot of the Son of a Boy Dad worldview—humor, slightly off-kilter takes, and just enough “guy wisdom.”

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

1. Francis in Ireland & the Mystique of Guinness

Timestamps: 01:30–09:44

• Francis’s Boondoggle: The hosts mock their absent colleague Francis, currently gallivanting through Ireland, relentlessly golfing and guzzling Guinness.
  • "Just having the time of his life, sucking on Guinness, just drinking the best Guinness he can find in a plastic cup." – Host 1 (01:47)
• Irish vs. American Guinness: Debate over the mythic “better” Guinness of Ireland.
  • Host 2 confesses to never having a real Irish Guinness but having heard it's incomparable to the American brew.
  • Rone humorously wonders if his palate is too "unrefined" to appreciate the difference.
• Irish Drinking Culture: Playful banter about whether Irish people truly outdrink Americans.
  • “Wisconsin drunks are generational. There’s no way that the drunks in Ireland are worse than the drunks in Wisconsin.” – Host 2 (04:53)

2. Alcoholism Statistics & International Comparisons

Timestamps: 04:37–06:44

• The pair pull up worldwide alcoholism stats, incredulous to see the U.S. missing from the top ranks and riffing on the data's credibility.
  • “Like, let’s be honest…these are fake numbers.” – Host 2 (05:59)
• Observational humor: Many bartenders in New York are Irish immigrants, with a running joke about their pasts.
  • “If you go across the street, any New York bar, they’re just importing them.” – Host 1 (07:08)

3. Solo Pub Crawls & International Drinking Fantasies

Timestamps: 09:04–10:55

• Host 2 dreams of an epic, solitary drinking binge in Ireland—an "Americanized" version of Irish pub culture.
  • “I’m going to go by myself and I’m going to get the drunkest anyone’s ever been.” – Host 2 (09:07)
• Imaginations meander to getting anonymously hammered in Japanese restaurants—reflective of a yearning for both anonymity and indulgence.

4. Streaming, Legal Gray Zones, & Chasing Content

Timestamps: 11:13–13:44

• The hosts reflect on the ethics and legal issues of filming people without their knowledge for content.
  • “The car can’t illegally record people.” – Host 2 (12:16)
• Anecdotes about people who become lawyers for arguing's sake, yet most legal work is mundane.

5. Pop Culture & The Music Taste of the Young

Timestamps: 15:21–18:16

• Discussion about friends and crew who don’t know classic artists like Bob Dylan, prefer "local rap," and are cautious about putting their music on at group events.
  • “They didn’t know who Bob Dylan was. Like, straight up, never heard the name.” – Host 2 (16:37)

6. Gaming, Adderall, and Competitive Edge

Timestamps: 19:20–21:44

• Revealing look behind the scenes of eSports—Adderall use, lack of drug testing, and the difference between Challenger and Pro leagues.
• Rone’s own experience with Adderall before a rap battle: “I, like, yeah, I was just desperate…Only they weren’t selling anymore. A guy had a jug, a gallon jug of water… I just drank the whole thing.” (20:56)

7. Weed, DoorDash, and Bizarre New Norms

Timestamps: 25:51–26:54

• Surprised commentary on legal weed (Delta 9) delivery in New York via UberEats—“You can just DoorDash Delta 9. Really?”
• Reflections on the sketchiness of convenience store THC products in states where real weed isn’t legal.

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Guest Segment: Jason Williams Joins the Show

Timestamps: 34:41–74:55

8. Parenthood, Potlucks, and the Struggles of Raising Kids

Timestamps: 36:47–43:14

• Jason shares his approach to parenting, the difference between raising boys and girls, and the logistics of handling kids at big events.
  • “If I’m taking one, I’m taking the boy. Boys are different than girls.” – Jason (36:47)
• Hilarious takes on green beans vs. peas, kid shenanigans, and being okay with skipping certain foods at holiday gatherings.
  • “If somebody put some. A bowl of peas in front of me, I chuck them.” – Jason (42:02)
  • “I’d rather eat the asshole…before I eat any type pee.” – Jason (43:38)

9. Food Debates: Peas, Green Beans, Chickpeas, Thanksgiving Etiquette

Timestamps: 43:14–46:15

• Spirited back-and-forth about preferences for various “bean” dishes and what’s acceptable at Thanksgiving or potlucks.
• Humorous agreement that no one should feel pressured to eat food just to spare feelings:
  • “I don’t care about your feelings as the chef. I mean, this is what I eat.” – Jason (45:28)

10. Diet Coke, Real Coke, and Sugar Benders

Timestamps: 51:00–54:04

• Candid confessions about soda addiction.
  • “Let’s go. Eight.” – Jason announcing his daily Coke intake (51:15)
  • The group discusses the madness of sugar content in soda, the difference between “real” Coke, Diet Coke, and Coke Zero, and bloodwork victories.
  • “My life’s on the way down at this point, so no need to change it.” – Jason (54:04)

11. Parenting & Youth Sports: Sideline Intensity

Timestamps: 39:09–41:18

• Jason details the emotion of watching his kids in high-stakes sporting events, his former outfield “exile” to avoid yelling at umpires, and the universal drama of youth sports parents.

12. NFL Chatter: Postseason Moves & Nostalgia

Timestamps: 58:04–74:55

• The conversation pivots to NFL dramas—Travis and Jason Kelce, Diggs, the Patriots’ prospects, and debating wide receiver greatness.
• Light jabbing about A.J. Brown (“no books on the sideline”) vs. Randy Moss (“Moss is better. There’s levels to this…” – Jason, 73:00)
• Mac Jones defense—Sasquatch believes he was mishandled and could have a Baker Mayfield-like revival.

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Notable Quotes & Comedic Highlights

On Irish Drinking Reputation:

• "It’s just people being absolute drunks, being like, no, this is the best beer." – Host 1 (03:24)

On Potluck Etiquette:

• “I’d rather have three things on there and eat all that than have ten things and eat like two, you know?” – Jason (45:07)

On Youth Sports Parents:

• “You got these crazy ass parents. They’d be yelling the kid make a wrong call in a championship game.” – Jason (40:51)

On Coke Addiction:

• “Let’s go. Eight.” – Guest, on how many cans of Coke he drinks per day (51:17)
• “My life’s on the way down at this point, so no need to change it.” – Guest (54:04)

On NFL Locker Room Vibes:

• “He just wants hot girls around him all the time.” – Host 2, about a player and his “chef” (69:39)
• “We need [Diggs] back—he was a great locker room asset.” – Host 2 (70:21)

On Thanksgiving and Chef's Feelings:

• "I don't care about your feelings as the chef. I mean, this is what I eat." – Jason (45:28)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 01:30 – Francis in Ireland banter
• 04:37 – Alcoholism stats live check
• 09:04 – Dreaming about solo binge trips abroad
• 13:44 – Reflections on lawyer types
• 16:37 – Bob Dylan & the music taste of Gen Z
• 19:20 – On Adderall in eSports
• 25:51 – Weed legality and delivery
• 34:41 – Jason Williams arrives
• 36:47 – Parenting, potlucks, and gendered child-rearing
• 51:00 – Coke vs. Diet Coke debate
• 58:04 – Randy Moss, NFL receivers, and Patriots talk
• 73:00 – A.J. Brown vs. Randy Moss
• 76:51 – Outro and next week previews

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Conclusion

In trademark Son of a Boy Dad fashion, this episode is a vivid, meandering journey of comedy and candor—from Irish drinking lore and the psychology of group music tastes, to eSports “enhancement” and the eclectic parenting stories of Jason Williams. Whether riffing about Cokes or the nuances of potluck guilt and NFL sideline antics, the podcast captures a uniquely guyish, irreverent, but relatable slice of modern culture and sports.

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For listeners: If you love the interplay of sports, irreverent humor, and inside-yet-accessible takes on growing up, food, music, and pop culture, this episode encapsulates the Son of a Boy Dad vibe.

Transcript

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

All right, ready? Alrighty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. Today it is May 27th. It is 1:30pm and we are here live from HQ3.

[Host 1]

Choose your own adventure podcast.

[Host 2]

Choose your own adventure. Francis is in Ireland.

[Host 1]

So for those slacking off, for Francis to go to Ireland. Yep, you hit the nail on the head there. But, yeah, just having the time of his life. On his boondoggle, playing golf.

[Host 2]

Another Francis vacation. Yeah, golfing.

[Host 1]

Just having the time of his life, sucking on Guinness, just drinking the best

[Host 2]

Guinness he can find in a plastic cup.

[Host 1]

I would try to make fun of him, but I know that he would take it to heart. I'll be like, yeah, Francis is a bad guy. He's running around the world. But I know that he. That would actually hurt his feelings. Yeah, definitely. Even though I would have been joking in this hypothetical scenario. Yeah. In this adventure that I chose in my head, he.

[Host 2]

Those Guinnesses looked really good.

[Host 1]

But at what point, you know, at what point are like, is a Guinness a Guinness?

[Host 2]

I actually don't know because I've only ever had a Guinness in America. And I've heard that in Ireland people say that, like the Guinness in Ireland, like, it's not even compelled. Terrible. Yeah, but, like, it's a completely, like, different drink.

[Host 1]

I don't know.

[Host 2]

I don't know. That's what everyone said.

[Host 1]

I've been to Ireland and had a Guinness and it was really good. But I also, like, at the places, Column told me to go to. You think Column doesn't know Irish beer?

[Host 2]

Oh, I think he does. That's what I was gonna say. You gotta ask Column.

[Host 1]

I'm not saying they were bad Guinnesses. I'm just think maybe special. Maybe it's like how I couldn't tell the difference between 150 and a 500 glass of wine or whatever. Maybe I saw me.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[Host 1]

Maybe I don't have a refined enough palate to be like, this is a good.

[Host 2]

Well, I mean, Colin, one time, he broke down the full, like, science of

[Host 1]

the Guinness that the keg has to be close to the tap and you have to keep the lines clean. What it is, I mean, he didn't

[Host 2]

work in the pipes.

[Host 1]

That's what half the Irish people are. Just little elves that.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

All day they're just going up and

[Host 2]

down, mop up Guinness.

[Host 1]

It's just people being absolute drunks, being like, no, this is the best beer.

[Host 2]

I don't know. I don't even think they get hammered like that.

[Host 1]

Huh.

[Host 2]

I think they go and they have, like, three Guinness every night and they call it a night.

[Host 1]

I don't know. I. I think that there's some Irish people that are getting plastic.

[Host 2]

I don't think I feel like that.

[Host 1]

That.

[Host 2]

That's like an American thing. And then the Irish come here and they can drink so much already that they're.

[Host 1]

Well, how. If. How can they drink so much? Because they've been.

[Host 2]

They drink. They drink regularly, but they don't drink.

[Host 1]

They drink every day and they drink a ton.

[Host 2]

I don't think. I don't think so.

[Host 1]

I mean, I don't think anywhere in

[Host 2]

the country there are people or in the world, there are people that drink more than Americans.

[Host 1]

I think that there's Irish people, there's groups of Irish people that I know that are the drunkest. And I'm talking about Irish Americans. And I know Tyler knows.

[Host 2]

Exactly. So am I. I'm talking about the Irish Americans. That's because they come to America.

[Host 1]

No. They were born with it in their blood. Irish fucks.

[Host 2]

I think that's a common misconception.

[Host 1]

Don't. Don't start this saying that Irish are good.

[Host 2]

I just don't think they're Drinking like drunk Catholics.

[Host 1]

It doesn't mean they're bad people. They're just drunk Catholics.

[Host 2]

Tyler, can you look up countries with the worst alcoholism rates?

[Host 1]

It's definitely. Wisconsin is one of the. Wisconsin. That's not a country. I bet Wisconsin smokes any of these countries.

[Host 2]

But Wisconsin. You're right. Like, Wisconsin.

[Host 1]

The GDP of California is bigger than, like, all but eight countries. I think it's like the drunks in Wisconsin are generational there.

[Host 2]

Yeah. There's no way that the drunks in Ireland are worse than the drunks in Wisconsin. In Wisconsin, you can literally drink when you're.

[Host 1]

But that's like football players from Florida,

[Host 2]

they have different drinking.

[Host 1]

But they're born for it, though.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. They're literally cheese and beer.

[Host 1]

They're super athletes out there. As far as drinking. As far as putting them down, there has to be countries where they're getting absolutely faced. You don't think, like, the English pub scene or the French winos.

[Host 2]

I don't.

[Host 1]

Or like, France.

[Host 2]

Not even close.

[Host 1]

You don't think that there's a country in Africa?

[Host 2]

No, I think they're doing fucking opium chat.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Just text of the list. Holy. We got to do a live countdown. Mongolia.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God. 2021. See that? This could be. This could be pandemic numbers kind of inflating.

[Host 1]

Every US Isn't even on the list.

[Host 2]

They're not even in it.

[Host 1]

Mongolia, Belarus. Russia. Russia makes sense.

[Host 2]

Russia does make sense. That we definitely forgot about Russia. Ireland is not. Oh, Ireland's the last one.

[Host 1]

Greenland. So a lot of these are cold. But then Poland. El Salvador.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Like, let's be honest. Like, these are fake numbers.

[Host 1]

You're just typical calling the news fake.

[Host 2]

Obviously agree with you. How would the United States not be on this list?

[Host 1]

Because it's per capita. It's alcoholism rate per male. I mean, this is just. El Salvador's got it.

[Host 2]

I think the US Is just that we're just fudging the numbers because half the people that are drinking like that are all under 21. Anyway.

[Host 1]

In America, some drunk scientists did this. This survey. Yeah, some drunk U.S. scientists.

[Host 2]

Yeah. If you factored in all of, like, the kids in college who are drinking until they literally can't, they're probably hurting

[Host 1]

some Irishman's feelings right now, like, saying, you don't. Yeah, because they're that. That don't and can't drink.

[Host 2]

I mean, I was 21. I was Dr. I was keeping pace with column. Like, it was no problem. And he was. Yeah, I Mean, he's supposed to be an Irish man, but the.

[Host 1]

Have you ever gone to a random bar in New York and, like, all the bartenders are Irish? Or if you meet a guy on the street who's like, I love son of a boy. Dad. You're like. You're a bartender. 380 factory.

[Host 2]

380.

[Host 1]

Is it all?

[Host 2]

Isn't the bar the bartender? There's that Irish guy. Yeah. Scott is.

[Host 1]

He's not unique. If you go across the street, any New York bar, they're just importing them.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, but that's all, like. That's all just for show. Scott's been sober for a decade.

[Host 1]

Do you think it's like having a former, like, PGA golfer as your club?

[Host 2]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host 1]

Like, oh, come on and see this guy.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

In 96, he was on the tour. Yeah.

[Host 2]

He qualified. This guy's played.

[Host 1]

This guy's a real Irish drinker.

[Host 2]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host 1]

Well, what's the crack, laddies?

[Host 2]

But Francis is definitely an alcoholic. We can talk about that. I mean, he's got real issues. Francis is in Ireland strictly to Dr.

[Host 1]

I saw him ringing out his golf because they had used it to wipe up a Guinness that had spilled earlier. Just ringing it out.

[Host 2]

Bringing it out into another glass.

[Host 1]

Yeah, Every drop. Don't. Don't waste that. Sucking it off of the golf course.

[Host 2]

Have you seen that kid on Instagram? I don't know if it's real or not, but it's like one of those. You know how every month there's just, like, a new Italian family that's going viral on Instagram? Yeah, and it'll be like, the Italian dad.

[Host 1]

Are you talking about the one in Bay Ridge? The Pepinos?

[Host 2]

Is that the one where the kid has the beers in the fridge?

[Host 1]

I don't think so.

[Host 2]

He, like, turned 21. He bought, like, a six pack of, like, Coors Banquet.

[Host 1]

No, I didn't see it.

[Host 2]

His dad's like, who are you trying to impress? And then they film him. Like, he had. There was one. He just, like, took a bottle of wine out for dinner, and his dad's like, oh, here's the alcoholic.

[Host 1]

See, Italians are funny.

[Host 2]

Italians are funny, but they drink, too. Not like the Irish, but they're too.

[Host 1]

Honestly, they're like. Italians are too emotional to be able to actually drink. Yeah, they'd be weeping and, like, fighting.

[Host 2]

That's why they drink wine. But I think that's, like, a glass of wine.

[Host 1]

The Irish can just oppress their emotions. They could just suppress their emotions, and then maybe they pop out at some point with some tight lipped fight. But the Italians, you give them a little bit of wine.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And they're bubbling their guts.

[Host 2]

I think I'm going to go on a trip at some point to Ireland. But I'm going to go by myself and I'm going to get the drunkest anyone's ever been. Like I'm going to. I'm not even going to bring my phone. I'm just going to be out there solo, just getting blitzed.

[Host 1]

Just living the way that they do.

[Host 2]

Yeah. How come not even the way that they do. Just a darker version of what they do.

[Host 1]

Just an Americanized version of.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. Of hitting the pubs.

[Host 1]

Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to break sobriety? I feel like you're on such a good run.

[Host 2]

I just want to get hammered and in like public, but in private.

[Host 1]

Public.

[Host 2]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

Like that's a safe place.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. It's a perfect, the perfect spot.

[Host 1]

I don't think anyone would notice.

[Host 2]

Or maybe one of those like Japanese restaurants where you're just looking at the wall.

[Host 1]

There's two walls. Yeah.

[Host 2]

I'll just get fucking hammered out of my mind in a booth. Yeah, yeah. That would be a dream. Just get up and go back to the hotel at the end of the night, 15 beers.

[Host 1]

Don't say a word to anybody.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Probably bring the computer, you know, bring the laptop slope.

[Host 1]

Slurp some noodles like one inch from your face.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I mean that's a perfect night.

[Host 2]

It'd be a great night. No getting in truck you can't even get into. What would you do?

[Host 1]

Pee on the streets.

[Host 2]

On the street.

[Host 1]

But that's their culture.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

That's part of Japanese culture.

[Host 2]

That's why Ireland would be good. Because there's no like hidden laws that you have to worry about.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And if these dudes are whipping out their dicks to pee, no one can even see him anyway. Yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

In Japan it's like if you fall asleep on the wrong thing, they cut your hands off in the morning.

[Host 1]

No, dude, I think they respect if you fall asleep on stuff in Japan. Business videos. Yeah, they give business. They'll leave like Gatorade.

[Host 2]

We're not business.

[Host 1]

Japanese breakfast.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that's because those guys are working six days a week.

[Host 1]

I think if we went to Japan they would assume we're a businessman now. They would think that we're dignified.

[Host 2]

No, they would think that we're like IRL streamers.

[Host 1]

They beat up our past out bodies.

[Host 2]

Yeah. They'd cut the cables to your backpack.

[Host 1]

That would be. That would be devastating.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

The vitality treatment. Did you watch. Did you watch the streaming? Do we talk about it? The streaming fights we talked about with Nick Murphy?

[Host 2]

We talked about it a little bit, but now I didn't watch it at all. Jerry was watching it, and he was telling me about it while he was watching it.

[Host 1]

Are you guys getting arrested? Are you guys about to get arrested for.

[Host 2]

For the documentary?

[Host 1]

For illegal recording of other people's private conversations and disseminating that.

[Host 2]

No. No.

[Host 1]

You guys are kind of the.

[Host 2]

A little bit. It feels that way. A little bit.

[Host 1]

You're kind of living in the wire.

[Host 2]

Can't lie. It felt a little bit that way. I don't really know what the situations with that. No. I don't know. We're definitely not getting arrested, and we're not getting in any legal trouble, but we did get the firm. Don't do that ever again.

[Host 1]

From Austin.

[Host 2]

From Paul. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Legal.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Or bald Paul.

[Host 2]

Snitch ass.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Paul loves to be content. When you guys want to put out something, there's a content from. From Paul. But then saying, you can't ever do that again. I know you're just making contact.

[Host 2]

The car can't illegally record people.

[Host 1]

Paul's being a coward. Paul used to live fast and loose.

[Host 2]

I know. That's what I heard.

[Host 1]

Yeah, he would.

[Host 2]

Before he took the bar.

[Host 1]

Spurious lawsuits.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

He would threaten to sue people, like, drunkenly on the street over, like, bumping into him.

[Host 2]

That's that fresh. That's a. That's. That's. That's.

[Guest]

That.

[Host 2]

You just passed the bar feeling.

[Host 1]

Ye.

[Host 2]

Just trying to sue everybody.

[Host 1]

Just argumentative. Do you remember growing up that kids used to be like, I like, I want to be a lawyer when they grow up. Yeah. But it was just because they were the most insufferable arguers ever.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Like, I like to argue. I want to be a lawyer.

[Host 2]

I think when people say they want to be a lawyer, they want to be, like. Like in a courthouse, like, trying to prove that Ted Bundy is guilty.

[Host 1]

They want to be Johnny Cochrane, like, Bertram Cates or some shit. They want to be, like, pounding a table, preaching scientism.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

That they don't want to be doing,

[Host 2]

like, white collar, like, corporate crimes or,

[Host 1]

like, pouring over legal texts to try to find a press for some case or something, or dealing with dudes who definitely did it and are like, man, like, you're gonna get me out of this.

[Host 2]

Defense attorney's got to be a bad job.

[Host 1]

Public defender. Oh, my God, they all did it.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but they did it on the bright side. Like, those guys probably don't give the slightest about their job.

[Host 1]

The public defenders.

[Host 2]

Yeah, they probably think it's stressful. Dude, how would it be stressful?

[Host 1]

Because every day someone's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you if you don't get me off this shit.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And then it's like, well, if I don't get you off of this, you're going to jail for the rest of your life. You're not killing anybody unless they're in jail.

[Host 1]

I don't know. I think it's a shitty job where dudes do a crime and then expect you, since you're their lawyer, to be able to get them out of the crime.

[Host 2]

But they can't actually expect.

[Host 1]

They do expect.

[Host 2]

Free provided attorney. No way.

[Host 1]

And public defenders, too are always showing up with like, the dumb.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Baggy ass suit, fumbling a bunch of papers. Yeah.

[Host 2]

That Drew ski video or the. He's got all the papers flying everywhere. He's trying to pull up his pants.

[Host 1]

Yeah. It's a bad. I mean, that's a tough gig to get into, but people know they want to be lawyers.

[Host 2]

You watched the. The night. Was it the night before or the night of.

[Host 1]

Yeah, some of it. Most of it.

[Host 2]

It was pretty good. I still, I've talked about it before. I still didn't understand the crack part of it, but.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. They just. It's just an HBO show.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

They're like, and then he was a prostitute.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Except for Neighbors, which is a great show.

[Host 2]

Yeah. This is a sick hat.

[Host 1]

It's sick.

[Host 2]

I think this is probably the coolest hat I've been gifted outside of my Madden chains hat from Matt, of course.

[Host 1]

So sorry, gang.

[Host 2]

But it's a pretty solid. This is a solid hat.

[Host 1]

The HBO on the side is an

[Host 2]

HBO A24 on the back. People are looking at me like, where'd

[Host 1]

you get that hat?

[Host 2]

Yeah, like. Well, the creators of the show. That's where I got that.

[Host 1]

That's such an absolute flex. Speaking of flex, did you listen to our. Our buddy Drake's album?

[Host 2]

No, I didn't actually listen to any of them.

[Host 1]

Because you're Kendrick.

[Host 2]

Team Kendrick, of course. No, I'm not. I'm definitely Team Drake.

[Host 1]

You know, Drake saw your Super Bowl Tw and he loved it.

[Host 2]

Really?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

He said that to you?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

That's great. I love that.

[Host 1]

He pulled me aside, he said, whatever, you're Feeding that kid. Don't stop.

[Host 2]

I'm just glad to hear that. That he appreciated it. I haven't listened to any of it. When we were in Atlanta, I think, is when it came out, and some of the. Some of the boys were listening to it, but on the. On the team, some of the guys on the. Some of the guys on the squad.

[Host 1]

Does Jerry like him?

[Host 2]

No. I. I actually said this when we were driving. I said to Jerry, I was like, you're not much of a music guy, are you? Because he doesn't listen to music ever. Like, I was thinking it.

[Guest]

Like, we were.

[Host 2]

We. We had, like, a cookout, and I was thinking about it.

[Host 1]

A silent cookout.

[Host 2]

Literally. There was not music the entire. I was like, none of these guys listen to music. Like, they don't listen to. I. They didn't. Like, I'm not. Like, I get not listening to the same music that I listen to. Like, everyone listens to different music. All these guys are from different parts of the country, all different upbringings and stuff. They didn't know who Bob Dylan was. Like, straight up. None of them, like, straight up, like, never heard the name.

[Host 1]

None of them. Yeah.

[Host 2]

And I was like, what do you mean, you don't know who, like, you know. You know who he is, though, right? And they were like, now they're like, I would recognize his voice because you played it when we were in Dallas. And I was like, that's the. That was the first time that you ever heard Bob Dylan.

[Host 1]

They've never heard of Bob Dylan. How old are they?

[Host 2]

They're like, my age.

[Host 1]

What?

[Host 2]

Yeah, I mean, I guess they're a little younger than me. Probably, like, 23.

[Host 1]

At the barbecue, did Jersey Jerry just turn on, like, gunshots and, like, racial slurs? Dude Yelling out comms.

[Host 2]

Well, that's the thing is they all listen to, like, local rap. Like, they'll be like, oh, yeah, this guy, he's from Newark.

[Host 1]

Who was it, Sue? Surf, maybe. I don't know.

[Host 2]

But none of them listen to, like. Like, if you go watch their streams, they're all listening to stuff. But when we're in person, I think everyone's just, like, too insecure to put on their own music.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You got to break that as the culture guy.

[Host 2]

I don't know if I'm the culture guy.

[Host 1]

You are.

[Host 2]

I thought Jerry would have, like, an arsenal of music.

[Host 1]

Jerry likes rap. I feel like we would talk about, like, ot. The real Jerry used to send me rappers all the time.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he definitely likes deep cuts. I don't Know what it was?

[Host 1]

It was.

[Host 2]

We had a 30 minute drive to the venue.

[Host 1]

Every. Strip clubs and rap. That's like the two things Drake is. Has covered.

[Host 2]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

So why isn't he a Drake guy?

[Host 2]

I don't know. He might be a Drake guy. I'm not. I know. Nikki Numbers is like a die hard Drake guy.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Him and Nicky Smokes.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

That's how they should be. What's Mook into

[Host 2]

no music. I actually don't know if Nukes. If Mooks ever listened to a song.

[Host 1]

I could see him being like a Bruce Springsteen or something.

[Host 2]

Definitely not.

[Host 1]

No.

[Host 2]

I don't. I don't even know if he knows who Bruce Springsteen is.

[Host 1]

He's never heard of. Yeah, he'd be like, dude, the Boss, of course. But there are random people from Philly and New Jersey who like, for no reason, their favorite artist is Bruce Springsteen. Like, you don't live a blue collar lifestyle. You're not from that era.

[Host 2]

But you're just like, boss is good. Especially in the winter. Oh, I love the Boss.

[Host 1]

I'm not crazy about him.

[Host 2]

What did Matt McCusker used to always

[Host 1]

say about the Boss when he like, boss out.

[Host 2]

Yeah. What do you call it?

[Host 1]

I forget. He would be like, Bruce, when you just sit in your. And like your work trucks, you're like, I'm a job and I work for America. This guy's not gonna tell me what to do while I'm working on my.

[Host 2]

He said, like, walking around holding cans

[Host 1]

of paint, sucking on jelly dogs. Yes. That is manly as hell.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I mean, I. I don't know. I don't know. I. I wonder if it's just because these guys all just, like, play video games, so they just like, listen to

[Host 1]

podcasts and they're listening to podcasts playing like Twitch streams. Listen to a podcast on Adderall. Sounds crazy.

[Host 2]

Well, I don't know if they take Adderall when they're practicing. I think they take that just for game day.

[Host 1]

Wouldn't you want to practice how you play?

[Host 2]

No, but I figured. I think if you don't take it when you're practicing, and then when you take it when you play, you're seeing through the map. You're seeing different. Yeah, I. I really want to do like a. The thing is, it's like the Adderall thing is so weird because I think it's fully allowed in challengers because they don't drug test. But then in the pro league, it's technically banned. But they. If you have A prescription. You're fine. So everyone has a prescription.

[Host 1]

I know those dudes are finding a way anyway.

[Host 2]

Yeah, definitely. They drug test. After, like every match, they drug test one person from each team.

[Host 1]

Someone has to have been on meth. Someone has to have been doing something crazy.

[Host 2]

I think there was a lot of guys that were like, kind of pushing the threshold with Adderall.

[Host 1]

Yeah. They wanted to go too fast.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Just trying to.

[Host 1]

It's like the beginning of Top Gun too.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Where he's like, I think I can get it to 10.

[Host 2]

Yeah. There's like an interview with. I think I showed it to you. That interview with one of the players.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 2]

And he can't speak.

[Host 1]

Yeah. He was like clicking. Yeah.

[Host 2]

He's like, yeah, we just like, what?

[Host 1]

But you didn't touch it when. In your one game that you played.

[Host 2]

No, that would be. I would have taken Adderall, played for 15 minutes, and then had to sit in the watch party on Adderall for 15 hours straight.

[Host 1]

You would have had an all time talking performance.

[Host 2]

No, it would have been. I wouldn't have said a word.

[Host 1]

I did it in the rap battle against Sharon.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah. Didn't you say it was bad?

[Host 1]

And I, like, yeah, I was just desperate to have. I, I. Someone. I needed a water and only they weren't selling anymore. And just a guy had a jug, a gallon jug of water.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And I just took the whole thing. I take a drink from it. I just drank, Took the whole thing. Just like half sipping on it in the middle.

[Host 2]

It's not. It's. It's very addictive. Apparently.

[Host 1]

This works wonders, though.

[Host 2]

There's a lot of people. I was talking to someone recently who was.

[Host 1]

And it'll have you skinny.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah. But that's. I don't even think that it. I think it's like any other drug where it's like you start doing it and yeah, you'll probably lose a bunch of weight from taking Adderall. But then I think down the line, you kind of just start breaking through

[Host 1]

and then you start gaining weight, beating it.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Like how Dana Beato's epic.

[Host 2]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

Which is impressive, honestly.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I think it fucks people up bad. Like, people are like, they can't do shit like you. They, like, people become like, they can't do anything unless they're on. Unless they've got the Addy.

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

Alrighty, folks, let's talk about Wayfair. Wayfair. Every style, every outdoor space. Whether your vibe is modern, coastal, farmhouse or eclectic. Eclectic. Wayfair. Is that how you pronounce that?

[Host 1]

Eclectic.

[Host 2]

Eclectic.

[Host 1]

Eclectic.

[Host 2]

Well, that's definitely not eclectic.

[Host 1]

Like a seizure.

[Host 2]

No, you pronounce it eclectic usually. Let's see how far that degree got. Eclectic.

[Host 1]

Eclectic.

[Host 2]

Eclectic.

[Host 1]

E C, L, E C, T, I C, E. Colectic.

[Host 2]

Eclectic. I'm going eclectic. Wayfair has options to help you create an outdoor space that's uniquely yours. I was actually. I'm gonna go off script for a second here. I was actually on Wayfair this morning. I'm looking at, looking at some chairs and some couches for my specific style.

[Host 1]

End tables. Wayfair. New bar cart. Wayfair.

[Host 2]

I'm looking for like a nice recliner.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 2]

Something that I can really just rot in. Yeah, exactly. Leather. Yeah, I'm trying to melt in this chair.

[Guest]

Leather in Florida.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

I just filtered down to what I want. Size.

[Host 2]

Found it immediately.

[Host 1]

Well, I wanted a bar cart that was in like enclosed. So it's like I filtered through Got the color I want, matched the wood in my apartment, and then I went for the specific dimensions that I wanted. I didn't want it to be too wide for the space I was looking for. Boom.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

Perfect.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

We need a side effect free drug. All these drugs. Yeah. Yeah. But even that has some. Sometimes you get anxious. You don't. You don't know why.

[Host 2]

True.

[Host 1]

Sometimes you look in the mirror for an hour straight.

[Host 2]

I'm all good. I mean, I was getting anxious before the weed, so.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. So now it fixes it for you.

[Host 2]

No, definitely not.

[Host 1]

Dude. My one friend is just so scared to fly with weed. I just don't know what advice do you. Should I give my friend? Because, like, I need advice on what advice to give him.

[Host 2]

Well, the thing that I always scared. The thing that I always said was like, if they're looking for drugs, then they have to go through everyone's like, like law.

[Host 1]

Like, right.

[Host 2]

Pill bottles. Like if you got Advil, they got to test that.

[Host 1]

Yeah. If they have weed, you have to test that to see if it's K2.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Fly with the synthetic weed.

[Host 2]

Definitely. That is insane. That. That shit's crazy. Do you guys know that they sell delta 9 on like ubereats now? Like you can just DoorDash Delta 9.

[Guest]

Really?

[Host 2]

Right now in New York, that's. But you have to go like you have to show like proof of citizenship when you show up to the dispensary.

[Host 1]

You need a passport. Oh, I wonder why. But do you think that illegal aliens were selling the.

[Host 2]

Oh, I meant like when we show up to the dispensary.

[Host 1]

Oh. Oh, God.

[Host 2]

But you can just weed online from.

[Host 1]

I thought you meant that the Ubereats drivers, I thought they didn't want the immigrants.

[Host 2]

No, they probably do too. But the.

[Host 1]

I bet they don't.

[Host 2]

But isn't that so weird? Like, even in Texas or like, if you go to like Texas or Nashville, like you drive by all these dispensaries that are just fake, like poison weed.

[Host 1]

Or at the gas station in North Carolina they had. There was like, they have like weed like jug lemonade but it was, like, all weed.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Buy that at a gas station.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And it's probably Delta 9, I guess.

[Host 1]

Yeah. But that will get. There'll be. People will be up in Tennessee because of it or North Carolina or whatever.

[Host 2]

They're gonna get too up from that.

[Host 1]

I know.

[Host 2]

Not even weed.

[Host 1]

It's not regulated.

[Host 2]

It's all sprayed. It's all bad.

[Host 1]

It's the skunk. That's what they have out in England. How are you about to go to Ireland when. Why can't we all go to Ireland together?

[Host 2]

Because I have to get hammered by myself.

[Host 1]

I just think that would be nice and funny if we all. What? If we all leave our phones at home?

[Host 2]

But if you go get hammered by yourself, like, there's no Sunday scaries. There's no. In another country, too. You just fly home the next day. Yeah.

[Host 1]

You're like, these people are subhuman Irish people.

[Host 2]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

They were lucky to have me in their presence. Yeah.

[Host 2]

None of these people listen to son of a boy dad.

[Host 1]

None of their opinions matter. Little Sasquatch, Is that you? Oh, Harry, no. And then you have to kill an Irish guy.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Then you have to murder an Irish guy.

[Host 2]

I've already got, like, 15 empty pints around me. Oh.

[Host 1]

I've been a big fan for years. And you stab him in the stomach. Someone else sees, you have to kill them. Suddenly you've committed a mass genocide in a small Irish town that just got over the potato famine. I guarantee that they're over there telling Francis that the potato famine wasn't just a famine. It was a genocide by the English people.

[Host 2]

Totally. Totally. He's taking it all in.

[Host 1]

He's gonna come back and tell us.

[Host 2]

He's gonna come back and drop on us like it's new info.

[Host 1]

What kind of gifts?

[Host 2]

He's gonna be like, you guys have no idea how bad it was.

[Host 1]

No, it was bad. That's all they eat. They can't eat anything except French fries.

[Host 2]

Just potatoes for years.

[Host 1]

What gift do you think that he's gonna get us? I bet it'll be something, like, carved with your name or face. And then I bet I'll get some kind of, like, wool underwear.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I'll get, like, a wool brillo pad.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I was looking for. I was, like, putting on my clothes this morning, and I. And I found the sweat. The possum sweater.

[Host 1]

If we both wore the possums.

[Host 2]

I was gonna wear it today, but it was, too. It's like 85.

[Host 1]

Yeah. It's too nice for the possum. Sweater.

[Host 2]

I was gonna wear the possum sweater with the Harvard quarter zip over it.

[Host 1]

I was about to wear his Harvard helmet. Yeah. By the way, who put this here? Oh yeah, that's the RICO that's so up. This is photoshopped. This is AI and I don't like it.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Have you been watching the jubilee video still or did you stop once they got Kirk?

[Host 2]

No, I haven't. I haven't really been watching. I haven't really been keeping up with a lot of like the current events as I was a while ago.

[Host 1]

Did you. Because you probably clicked off the politics

[Host 2]

tab on X. I think I did, to be honest. Because now it's just all like, I'm back to just fishing and video games.

[Host 1]

That is nice.

[Host 2]

I've been watching comedy and enjoying it again.

[Host 1]

He cleaned it fully up, I think.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I think Elon might have done something.

[Host 1]

I'll get your. I'll get your algorithm. Right.

[Host 2]

Well I think because you know what it is because like now we're actually doing bad. So now they're like, okay, they don't need to know about this.

[Host 1]

Sweep this right under the rug.

[Host 2]

Give them back the video games and fishing and then bring back out the. The crime.

[Host 1]

Cnn. Iran's Navy is strong. See right away when you click on

[Host 2]

it, a bunch of libs, right?

[Host 1]

No, it was actually a meme from the White House and it was like meanwhile at the bottom of the ocean and it was a bunch of sank Iran ships.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but isn't Iran's. Iran's military is strong. That's why we're getting. Not winning the war immediately.

[Host 1]

So you. So you've had the politics tab on.

[Host 2]

It was a trick. That was a trick.

[Host 1]

I baited you right into that. You walked squarely into that.

[Host 2]

But isn't that the whole problem is that like we can't get out of the war now? You don't know. You're focused on that.

[Host 1]

I'm on Democrats deliver. Zoran Mamdani just announced NYC will build 200 million rent stabilized homes.

[Host 2]

200 million.

[Host 1]

That's so many.

[Host 2]

Can't be.

[Guest]

There's not.

[Host 2]

There's not 200 million people in America and so.

[Host 1]

And they're all gonna come to New York. What the fuck?

[Host 2]

I wouldn't hate that if everyone just had a place to stay in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Then if it's all solved, if everybody has a spot.

[Host 2]

Yeah, just a little. Just a little pad. Yeah, one of those. Like I was lucky when I was. Before I was moving. I looked at A lot of apartments. And I looked at some in, like, Upper east side, and they. There was one that I looked at that I was like, like the house. Like, this is bad.

[Host 1]

Why?

[Host 2]

Like one of those ones where you walk in and you're like, oh, this is it. Like, I'm. I. I see everything as soon as I step in the door.

[Host 1]

Oh, there's nothing to the imagination. Oh, that's the back corner of the bathroom.

[Host 2]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host 1]

There's. I could see underneath the bed and like the. The I'm eye level with the ceiling.

[Host 2]

The photos that they post on, like, Zillow and Street Easy. Like, the angles that they must be using are. Are insane.

[Host 1]

No, that's AI because they'll AI in a couch that's like this big.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

It's like you could have a whole living room set up here.

[Host 2]

I think it is, because when we went to Birmingham, we caught them using AI.

[Host 1]

That should be illegal.

[Host 2]

Yeah. There was like multiple rooms that just didn't exist. There was like multiple rooms where the paint was just a different color and this bad AI. Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Dumb. A high.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Host 1]

It's like the crabs.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. It's just dumb AI with the crabs dancing.

[Host 1]

Yeah, the crabs in the club.

[Host 2]

That's a classic. I think that was pre AI.

[Host 1]

No, no, I'm talking about the Stephen Che one.

[Host 2]

Oh, Jesus Christ. That was bad.

[Host 1]

Yeah, because that's the first AI.

[Host 2]

That was the first.

[Host 1]

I'm saying it's a recreation of the crabs dancing.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Like the same.

[Host 2]

That was one of the worst. I don't think he actually believed that though. I think that's just Che.

[Host 1]

Che's running a bit.

[Host 2]

I think. Chase running a bit. There's a lot.

[Host 1]

Break my heart.

[Host 2]

There's a lot. We got a lot of people that are engagement farming these days.

[Host 1]

Vague posting. That's next up. Once somebody from no one from barstool has started. Vague posting.

[Host 2]

Nadu has.

[Host 1]

Is he.

[Host 2]

Have you seen the dude's tweets lately?

[Host 1]

He's. He is lib baiting a little.

[Host 2]

He is an engagement baiter. Like, he was like.

[Host 1]

He's seen. And he's pretty good.

[Host 2]

He's pretty good.

[Host 1]

He's. He was like, these are the top 10 Tom Hanks. Yeah.

[Host 2]

He's tweeting full AI tweets.

[Host 1]

And it's just so people will be like, Tom Hanks is a Covid plan.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And everyone's falling for it. Like, tweeted that like, the new American dream is to leave.

[Host 1]

And then he ran it back.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And then chaps is quote tweeting him and it's like, it's like chaps, you're doing exactly what he wants you to do. You're falling into the trap.

[Host 1]

Cons, they're like, well if you don't

[Host 2]

like it, you can. It wasn't chaps, it was cons.

[Host 1]

But yeah, and then he did it. But then they, then he gets a bunch of engagement. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

They're both like winning their side.

[Host 2]

It, it was very funny to see that.

[Host 1]

It's like, it's honestly like the rock wrestling with Stone Cold. Yeah, it's like we're both gonna, we're both gonna get some numbers off of this. Like just don't body slam me too hard. Vince McMahon's got a million for both of us. First class seats too.

[Host 2]

I mean if you know what the engagement bait looks like and you seem to do's tweets, you can unsee it.

[Host 1]

No, once you know someone's posting with AI, like Mincy.

[Host 2]

Is Mincy using AI?

[Host 1]

I think he's getting. Getting AI to write his good Jwell. You want to come in? Just, just sit, sit with us for a little bit and just hang out.

[Host 2]

Yeah, we've had J. Well in the, in the. On the couches, chilling J.

[Host 1]

Will was getting us right. They will get the late flight today.

[Host 2]

What time you flying out?

[Guest]

Six something. Six something?

[Host 2]

Oh, that ain't bad. Not terrible. Twenty by nine.

[Host 1]

What do you think I should tell my friend?

[Guest]

Oklahoma City?

[Host 1]

Oh yeah, it's him and Walker.

[Host 2]

Brandon?

[Host 1]

Yeah, him and Brandon Walker are going head to head and girl softball.

[Host 2]

Really? That'll be fun. You ever met Brandon?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Oh yeah, he's good people.

[Guest]

He's great.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Good guy.

[Guest]

Awesome. I hope he comes. They say he's on vacation though, so I don't know if he'll come.

[Host 2]

Oh, he's always on vacation though. You gotta realize like, Brandon's not the most.

[Guest]

When I grow up, I want to be Brandon Walker.

[Host 2]

Yeah, we all do.

[Guest]

I get it.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he doesn't have a lot of drive or great head of hair. Great head of hair. That's probably his biggest thing because his work ethic is through the floor.

[Guest]

Really?

[Host 1]

Yeah, he struggles but he's always energetic. Well, yeah, he's always ready for.

[Host 2]

He's not napping when he's not asleep.

[Host 1]

Well, he does, he does nap, doesn't he?

[Host 2]

He's always.

[Guest]

The older you get, the more naps you'll need to take.

[Host 2]

That's true. He's only like 34.

[Host 1]

He's a hard.

[Guest]

Really?

[Host 2]

Yeah, he's young.

[Guest]

Oh, well, I didn't know that.

[Host 1]

Well, how old was he when he started having kids? He was 16. Yeah, 15. 16. 15. I think.

[Host 2]

Think he's got 17 kids.

[Host 1]

Wow.

[Guest]

One baby mom.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest]

You think her uterus fell out? 17?

[Host 2]

No, no, he doesn't have 17. He's got like what, five, four or five kids?

[Host 1]

Yeah, I think four or five. Might as well be 17. Four or five's a lot. Yeah.

[Host 2]

He's got a lot of kids.

[Guest]

I can't imagine four or five. I have three.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Is that a lot?

[Guest]

That's too many.

[Host 2]

Well, what would be your max?

[Guest]

Two.

[Host 2]

Three.

[Guest]

Two, two.

[Host 2]

But you got three.

[Guest]

I know. That's just the wife. So like two. If you have two, one can go with you. One can go with her.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Guest]

Three, two. Got to go with her every time on my side. I'm too irresponsible to handle two.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Would you go the youngest, the oldest or the boy? I think one or you're in rotation.

[Guest]

If I'm taking one, I'm taking the boy.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Boys are different than girls.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Probably easier.

[Guest]

Oh yeah. I just thump him in his head.

[Host 1]

I don't know. You're gonna have to convince us the boys are different than girls.

[Guest]

I mean in that aspect.

[Host 1]

I'm just joking. That's interesting. Yeah, it's got to be. At least you have the aligned interests with a. With a guy, with a boy.

[Guest]

A little bit.

[Host 1]

You know, we can definitely go do something together.

[Host 2]

Ball.

[Guest]

Well, you really don't have a choice. Yeah, little like I just gotta do what I do.

[Host 2]

Oh, a little kid.

[Guest]

Yeah, well back in when I had to do those duties.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

Makes sense.

[Host 1]

That 90 year old lady tried to hit J. Will. Who a 90 year old woman in a wheelchair was trying to hit.

[Guest]

She did, man.

[Host 2]

Like me and my strike you?

[Guest]

Yeah, like it was hot. She had a fan.

[Host 2]

Oh, she just. Damn. Why?

[Guest]

Well, because I was cheering for my team.

[Host 2]

No respect.

[Guest]

Well, I guess she.

[Host 1]

I don't know which way. Are you saying it? Are you saying that. Yes.

[Guest]

To me that's like sitting near a pool and you get splashed and you get mad getting splashed.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that is true.

[Guest]

Right?

[Host 2]

Yeah, I mean it kind of seems like. So she didn't want anyone rooting for. Rooting against her team.

[Guest]

I guess she didn't want us to be as loud as we were and it's.

[Host 2]

Oh come on.

[Guest]

She told us to shut up. So what would you do?

[Host 2]

Yeah, knock her clean out. Put her ass in the dirt.

[Guest]

I wish you were there.

[Host 1]

The undertaker. Yeah.

[Guest]

God bless her.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

They lost. Yeah, she got it.

[Host 1]

Well, he was. In a way. He was away. He was in. He was the away fans. So he went to her house and then.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's even better. So is this. Are you guys building up to, like, are you guys in the playoffs right now?

[Guest]

We all made to the World Series. That. That series put us in the World Series. So you're.

[Host 2]

So is that what you're going to in OKC?

[Guest]

Correct?

[Host 2]

Hell, yeah.

[Guest]

There's 18 left.

[Host 2]

Oh, wow.

[Guest]

Double elimination.

[Host 2]

Oh, I like that a lot.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

That's a fun little bracket.

[Guest]

Yeah. I can't wait.

[Host 1]

They got that from the dozen.

[Host 2]

Really?

[Host 1]

The dozen did double elimination first, and then they.

[Host 2]

They started doing it, and softball took it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, they took it from Jeff D. Lowe. That was a Jeff D. Low original.

[Host 2]

So are you, like. Are you, like, fired the up for that?

[Guest]

I am. I wish I could play.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I was gonna say.

[Guest]

I mean, I can't do anything. Yeah.

[Host 2]

What's your level of intensity when it comes to, like, compared to back when you were playing sports to, like, watching your kids? Like, are you getting crazy?

[Guest]

This past weekend was a little different. I did.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest]

It was against her. She transferred from Florida, and that Texas Tech went back to Florida to play.

[Host 2]

Oh, I see. So a revenge game.

[Guest]

There was a little bit. Yes.

[Host 1]

And they hit her five times with the ball.

[Host 2]

I did hear about this. Yeah.

[Guest]

So my. My level was a little higher. Naturally, there was a rain delay, so I got to go to my car to bring my levels back down. You know what I mean?

[Host 1]

So take your club.

[Guest]

That was. That was good for everyone involved, but we won the game. And here we go.

[Host 1]

At every age of youth sports, were you like that? Like, were you like that when it was like, you know, when they're playing T ball or did it. Has it ramped up or were you always intense?

[Guest]

It only ramps up if it needs to be ramped up. If it. You know, I'm saying I'm not going into the situation starting.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest]

You know, but no, like, when they were growing up playing, like, travel ball, I would set an outfield in my truck. I wouldn't even go in there.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Because I'd be yelling at the umps and, you know, I mean, I know now. Now looking back on, I know the umps is just. They're getting 2034.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

They're just trying to get in and

[Host 1]

out of there, bro.

[Guest]

It's 900 degrees out there they're out there for six games. So now I feel bad that any umpire that I ever yelled at, but I didn't yell at many because, like I said, I was in the outfit.

[Host 1]

It's their, like, side job to, like, get like, like a little bit extra money for, like, meat for the week.

[Host 2]

I feel like it's got to be

[Host 1]

like kids or it's kids.

[Host 2]

I feel like, I feel like if you have kids, it makes it so, like the parents can't yell at the ref or the umpire.

[Host 1]

You know, if you have kids, rather

[Host 2]

than it being like an adult.

[Host 1]

Oh, oh, oh. But, yeah, but then you have a kid, you're like leaving in the hands of a kid. Yeah.

[Guest]

You got these crazy ass parents. They'd be yelling the kid make a wrong call in a championship game.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that is true. Yeah. That would cause some issues.

[Guest]

Yes, it would.

[Host 1]

They're living through that. Living through that moment. But it is nice because that is. It's made out of you, you know, that is kind of your win.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You know, if your kid wins something.

[Host 2]

Oh, definitely. You count that as a ring.

[Guest]

Oh, oh, well, yeah, for sure.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

All those batting lessons I paid for.

[Host 2]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

My kids are just learning to throw and I'm getting fired up about it. So. Cool. But then I didn't realize learning from their mom's got a cannon.

[Guest]

Left or right, you can't get in the left.

[Host 1]

I'm trying to with the one. I'm tying his hand behind his back. I just want to have one of each and a lefty and ready glove,

[Guest]

put it in their pocket. They're like that. That's more fun than just behind the back.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. But I just want the discipline. So they know. But I just didn't realize that. That they'll learn to throw the ball, but at the same time, they'll learn to throw their food. It's like.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

There's a differentiator where it's like, yeah, they got six months of throwing the ball and they haven't even thought about throwing their peas. And now they're throwing the peas. They're throwing the peas everywhere. French toast. Launching French toast.

[Guest]

If somebody put some. A bowl of peas in front of me, I chuck them.

[Host 1]

I agree, bro. I don't like peas. And they were fine with the peas for a while until they learned how to throw. And it's like it's shaped the same as a ball. Like.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

What the do they know? They don't. They don't know the difference.

[Guest]

Do you ever Chuck a pee back at them.

[Host 1]

They're even throwing it at me. They'll just, like, unload it off of the plate that they have. Brutal.

[Host 2]

Just right.

[Host 1]

Not peas. Dog doesn't want peas either.

[Guest]

That's why you feed them peas?

[Host 2]

Yeah, Nobody wants.

[Host 1]

They like peas. At first, I always thought peas sucked growing up.

[Host 2]

What about snap peas? You guys ever eat snap peas?

[Host 1]

They're okay. At an Asian restaurant.

[Host 2]

You don't like them?

[Guest]

I'd rather eat the asshole. I was gone. Any type pee.

[Host 1]

Is that fair?

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest]

I'm good on the peas.

[Host 2]

Snap peas can be a nice, refreshing treat.

[Guest]

I made it. I made it this far without peas.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I need to start now. What about chickpeas?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

No, that is no peasants peas.

[Host 2]

Chickpeas are disgusting.

[Host 1]

I like chickpeas. I know them on, like, a sweet green.

[Host 2]

Chickpeas are. Oh, that's the. That's the worst place for them.

[Guest]

I don't even know the difference in these bees you're talking about.

[Host 2]

Chickpeas are, like, brown, and they taste like you're eating concrete or, like, drywall.

[Guest]

Wow.

[Host 1]

They got good protein in them, though.

[Guest]

You gotta just, like. I'm from the South. Just add a bunch of salt to it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, right?

[Host 2]

Yeah. Maybe these. The texture on these are bad, but

[Host 1]

they cook them too.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

See, I don't mind the texture. I feel like it's like. Not that.

[Guest]

Like a rock.

[Host 1]

It's like a bean.

[Host 2]

It's not even. It's like a bean.

[Host 1]

Tastes like a bean. You like beans?

[Guest]

I. I like. Yeah. Baked beans.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Green beans.

[Host 2]

So you like green beans, but you don't like peas?

[Guest]

I've never. No.

[Host 2]

That's great, because for me, I'm like, I would rather eat a bowl of peas than touch a green bean.

[Guest]

Really?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Easily. Wow. Yeah. Green beans are.

[Host 1]

I think you got to just get these foods in front of the Asian. An Asian culture. And they can make green beans good in Asia.

[Guest]

Well, yeah, Just throw a bunch of soy sauce on them.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Or some like. Or something spicy or something salty, you know?

[Host 2]

Yeah. I do like a little spice and a little salt. I mean, I'll tolerate a green bean, but if it's up to me, I'm going peas over beans anyway.

[Guest]

Well, I'm never choosing either.

[Host 2]

Yeah. No, never. I honestly might have had my last green bean.

[Guest]

Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

[Host 1]

But what about when in, like. Like a soul food or like, a Southern type of way where it's in, like, creamy casserole with, like, crunchies on Top is that.

[Guest]

That's a little different. Like, Like, Like a sweet potato casserole type.

[Host 1]

Yeah. But with like a green bean. A green bean casserole.

[Guest]

Yeah. I'm. I'm gonna stay away from it. Yeah, probably good. I bet it's good, but I'm gonna stay away.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Yeah, you're good. Yeah. It's all you, big fella.

[Host 1]

Do you think it is more important, like, the. The older you get to, like, if you're at Thanksgiving, that you should have some of everything?

[Host 2]

No, not at all. I still skip.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Host 2]

I mean, I'll try to take most of everything, but there. There's still a couple things that I'll look at, and I'll just be like, no, no shot.

[Guest]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not putting something on my plate that I know I'm not gonna eat.

[Host 2]

Yeah, because then you gotta, like.

[Guest]

Yeah, you feel guilty. Yeah, I agree.

[Host 2]

And then you're spreading it around the plate, trying to look like you ate it.

[Guest]

I'd rather just have. I'd rather have three things on there and eat all that than have 10 things and eat, like two, you know?

[Host 2]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Guest]

I don't. I don't give a What you think. Think about my food. I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat this. That's what I eat.

[Host 2]

I agree.

[Guest]

And I don't care about your feelings, but I don't care about your feelings as the chef.

[Host 2]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Guest]

I mean, this is what I eat.

[Host 2]

It's tough if. If no one's touching the green beans

[Guest]

maybe, but there's no way somebody's gonna touch them. Right.

[Host 2]

Someone's gonna have it rumble. Have them.

[Host 1]

I mean, I don't love green beans like that. Maybe if an Asian dude made them. If, say you bring. You go to somebody else's house with like a side or like a dish, it could be. Be bad. But you brought it and nobody touched it the whole time. Are you right to put the lid back on and just bring it back home with you?

[Host 2]

Yeah, but I don't think you do that. I think you'd throw that thing in

[Host 1]

the trash and you just feel shame.

[Host 2]

I mean, if you had like a 15 person sample size and all 15 said, no, it's got to be. It must just look really bad or smells. Yeah, something's off me.

[Guest]

I'm just leaving it there. Like, hopefully nobody saw me bring it. That's what I'm doing.

[Host 1]

But the dish says Jason Williams in the bottom.

[Guest]

I was. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[Host 2]

It's got Your phone number and Sharpie on the bottom.

[Host 1]

If lost, please return. Yeah, it's in the shape of the JW initial. Doesn't make sense. Okay, let's talk about Quo.

[Guest]

Whoa.

[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

So, yeah, I don't, I don't really either.

[Guest]

I mean, what if that made me sick? You think they're going to feel bad that I got sick because I ate that raggedy. You just made.

[Host 1]

But like, getting sick off of somebody's, like, food that they brought to a potluck, like, as an adult, like, getting sick, getting food poisoning is almost kind of. When we did the, when we did

[Host 2]

the cookout in Atlanta, Jerry did the grill. He cooked everything, like steaks, chicken. His only rule was he said it multiple times. He was like, my only rules, if it's raw, I don't want to know. He's like, don't. He's like, if it's raw, throw it in the trash. Don't tell me. I do not care. I don't want to know. No, I, I. It seemed like it was clearly something that in the past he cooked something. And a lot of people came up to him and said, it's raw. Because he said it like five times. He was like, I don't even care. Don't tell me. I don't want to know.

[Host 1]

Does he, like, really Rare. Because, like, I get it if you like stuff rare, but I don't even think I would really want to know.

[Host 2]

I think he just doesn't want, like. He doesn't want people coming back being like, can you throw this back on for another five?

[Host 1]

Why does he. Yeah. I don't know.

[Guest]

Did you eat. How was it?

[Host 2]

The chicken was phenomenal.

[Host 1]

Breasts or thighs?

[Host 2]

Neither. It was like wings or. I don't know. Not like wings, but you know what I mean? A little hybrid. Yeah, a little hybrid. They were great. He went crazy on those. And then he did. He did some steaks, some dogs, some sausages, and then we made some ribeyes for Austin, who didn't eat them.

[Host 1]

What? You made multiple rib eyes for Austin and he didn't eat them?

[Host 2]

Yeah, Jerry said he was saving the ribeyes for Austin, and then Austin didn't he? Yeah, he stuck around for a little bit and left.

[Host 1]

That Adderall must have been working overtime for Austin.

[Host 2]

He claims he doesn't take Adderall. I called him out on that. Said there's no way. I was like, you're like. You're like. You're like a walking commercial for Adderall.

[Host 1]

He has, like, a demanding job.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he looks thin.

[Host 1]

He has no appetite.

[Host 2]

You know what Austin does? He, like, randomly. He'll, like. He goes on these, like, binges, and he'll eat, like. He'll order, like, 20 bags of candy, and he'll just eat candy the whole night until he likes, like, sick.

[Host 1]

The is wrong with him?

[Host 2]

I don't know. And he doesn't. I don't think he smokes weed. He doesn't do Adderall. I don't know. He drinks. That's what it is. He's a drinker.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Nasty drunk. Scary.

[Guest]

Really?

[Host 2]

Like me Breaking, throwing, wanting to fight.

[Guest]

So now y' all gotta babysit him.

[Host 2]

Exactly.

[Guest]

That's no fun.

[Host 2]

And he's supposed to be our boss.

[Host 1]

You should get him in one of Jerry's rehab centers.

[Host 2]

Well, we offered a couple times.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah, you gotta fly him out.

[Host 2]

He doesn't want the help.

[Guest]

How often does he drink?

[Host 2]

Daily.

[Host 1]

I don't think I. I haven't seen you with the candy recently.

[Host 2]

You laying off? Yeah, I'm laying off, too.

[Guest]

Physique.

[Host 2]

I'm trying to put that life behind me.

[Guest]

Me too.

[Host 2]

The candy life. You can get caught up in the candy bad.

[Guest]

Yeah, I'm caught up in a Coca Cola.

[Host 2]

Oh, that's. That's just as bad.

[Guest]

Yeah, worse. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Liquid candy.

[Host 2]

It's better than getting caught up in the. In the diet Coca Cola.

[Guest]

Cola.

[Host 2]

That'll.

[Host 1]

No, it's not. It's better to be in the Diet Coke.

[Host 2]

I don't think it. Because how many. How many of those are you drinking a day?

[Guest]

Oh, man. Says I don't really count.

[Host 2]

But, you know, like, if you had to guess.

[Guest]

Oh, let's go. Eight.

[Host 2]

Holy. You're drinking eight real Cokes a day.

[Guest]

Is there fake ones?

[Host 1]

Yeah, diet.

[Guest]

Oh, no, I don't know. Diet.

[Host 2]

Just real.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

You might want to get back on the candy

[Guest]

and leave the Coke alone. Yeah, I put the Coke down. I stopped the candy because I can't. I can't stop the Coke. I'm sorry. I can't do it. 8.

[Host 2]

Eight bottles of real Coke cans.

[Guest]

I'm gonna go come a can.

[Host 2]

Can. Okay. That makes. I. I saw the bottle over. I thought you were throwing down.

[Guest]

No, no.

[Host 2]

16 ounces a day.

[Guest]

No, no, no. 20. I mean, you know. Yeah, I could. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know it's not good for you, but that tastes good.

[Host 2]

I feel like the regular has got to be better than the diet 2 in it. But there's a trade off because you get the no sugar in the diet, bro.

[Host 1]

I know the piss coming out of you is wearing down the walls of your shaft.

[Host 2]

There's paint peeling off the toilet.

[Host 1]

You're down to the primer.

[Guest]

Well, I'm okay with that because all the work that that thing needs to do has been done.

[Host 1]

Yeah, true, true.

[Guest]

You know what I'm saying? So I'm good with that. But I think the way I stay skinny is because I don't eat good either.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Guest]

But I think I eat the bad and I drink the soda. And this eats all that up.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it's killing everything.

[Host 1]

So it's a.

[Guest]

You got to take the positive out of everything.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. You taking, like, gummy vitamins? You a gummy vitamin guy?

[Guest]

No vitamins.

[Host 2]

No vitamins, nothing.

[Guest]

Just greens.

[Host 2]

Natural. Yeah, no, I. With that. Yeah, I'm just getting on.

[Guest]

Yeah, I smoke them. I smoke mine different ways to do.

[Host 1]

You know me, I badly walked into that one.

[Host 2]

I'm on the Diet Cokes pretty bad.

[Guest]

How many a day on a bad day?

[Host 2]

A8.

[Guest]

See what I'm saying?

[Host 2]

Yeah, eight on a bad day.

[Host 1]

So. What are you talking about?

[Host 2]

I'm saying the. The Diet Coke, there's nothing in it. I know. Well, first off, you can slam Diet Cokes, real Cokes. You get. You get full. You Fill up off of those.

[Host 1]

Have you seen the picture of the cup with the sugar in it? That's all the sugar that's in the can of Coke?

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

It's like taller than a Coke.

[Host 2]

Well, because it's. Yeah, it's liquid liquefied.

[Host 1]

It's fucking insane. I mean, so what do you think

[Guest]

it should be illegal for them to sell it?

[Host 1]

No, I'm not saying that. It's America.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

People should be able to do whatever they want to do. But also it's just like knowing. Knowing what you're. What you're. What's going in is nuts. Cokes. What about Coke Zero?

[Host 2]

Nah, that.

[Guest]

Strictly Coke.

[Host 1]

Have you tried.

[Host 2]

You would actually like Coke Zero, I bet. Because Diet Coke people don't like. Because it's like, like too chemically compared to the regular.

[Host 1]

Right. It doesn't have the same body, but

[Host 2]

Coke Zero is like Diet Coke, but it's zero sugar. But it's like the exact same taste as regular Coke. So something to think about. But I mean, you're. You seem like you're fine with just the regular.

[Guest]

Yeah, I'm good to go. Yeah. I mean, like I said, my life's on the way down at this point, so no need to change it.

[Host 1]

Now you're trying to speed up gravity. I'm just saying, being real. How many is it? Is it like 50 grams of sugar in a Coke?

[Host 2]

No, no, not. I want to say it's like 30.

[Host 1]

Dirty.

[Host 2]

Don't be, don't be. Don't be sugar watching. Don't be counting his grams.

[Guest]

Exactly. It's no need. Have my blood work, everything done last last month. I'm all good.

[Host 2]

Come on.

[Host 1]

Is it?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Okay, then. It. Blood work's good. It. I. I just. What if you did a blind taste test and Coke Zero was fine?

[Host 2]

I think you would like it.

[Host 1]

But would you switch over if it was fine? That there could be more chemicals in it? You got what if. What about the Mexican coke where it's like nothing but I've had that too.

[Guest]

It's good.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it's pret good.

[Guest]

I'm good with the regular can of Coke.

[Host 1]

Yeah. American. American Coke, Yeah. I love it.

[Host 2]

I had a real Coke for the first time in a while last weekend. It was great. It's a treat.

[Guest]

There's nothing like it.

[Host 2]

No, nothing. Dr. Pepper.

[Guest]

I'm not. No, I've had that. I've had RC.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I've never had RC. That's a Southern thing, I think.

[Guest]

Pepsi. I'll drink some Pepsi if there's no Coke.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, Pepsi's good. I'm a Pepsi guy.

[Guest]

Not bad. Yeah. Never Dr. Pepper or Dr. Pepper or Root beer or Mountain Dew or Sprite.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. None of that.

[Host 1]

Really. None of it. I think that there's a time and place for each one of those.

[Guest]

Sun kissed N. Grape soda. No, man.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And I love those.

[Guest]

Do you?

[Host 2]

Grape soda.

[Guest]

Orange.

[Host 2]

Orange soda.

[Guest]

See, no, I'm not so good.

[Host 1]

Orange soda with Chinese food. That's great.

[Guest]

What's up with you and the Asians? You being on one with my. What's going on, dog?

[Host 1]

Huh? Half the world is Asian. There's a 50 chance they're going to be. This is.

[Guest]

This is at least the fourth time.

[Host 2]

You talk about China a lot. Yeah. Talk. Starting to wonder if you're wearing a wire.

[Host 1]

They're paying me per mention.

[Guest]

Like, the only time you ever eat green beans is if you're in Shanghai. That's what you said earlier.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it was a. It was a. Like a Asian restaurant in Vegas that turned me out to green beans. I was like, these are actually amazing. Amazing.

[Guest]

What was the restaurant?

[Host 1]

Somewhere that we went at the last. At the super bowl in Vegas, then Typhoon. I don't think it was. But you always talk about that place, green beans there.

[Guest]

Yeah, Them green beans will make your dick so hard a cat can't scratch him.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Guest]

Yes, sir.

[Host 1]

So you're eating those ones at Dentai. Exactly.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

So. So you agree with me that there's something that the Asians are doing with the beans?

[Guest]

I don't know what they're doing, but I dip them in soy sauce. I'm good to go.

[Host 2]

The thing. Yeah, they're just covering them in stuff that tastes better than the green beans.

[Host 1]

Like a can that Publix, what cooking is.

[Guest]

Well, no, I'm talking about like people go get a can of green beans from Publix and open and eat like.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's disgusting.

[Host 2]

That's repulsive.

[Guest]

Yeah. That's horrible.

[Host 1]

That being said though, I would open a can of black beans or a can of refried beans and eat it straight.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah, I would do that. I've done that with like, baked beans. Oh, good.

[Guest]

That is good.

[Host 1]

I got a fight with my wife yesterday that I don't love baked beans, but I think that that's going to put me on an island over here. You seem like, like both two baked bean guys.

[Guest]

You don't like baked beans?

[Host 1]

I don't love them.

[Host 2]

Me and my buddies went camping in Colorado and we got baked beans, but we Accidentally got like the really flavored ones.

[Host 1]

So you're just licking salt?

[Host 2]

Yeah, not even that. It was more like just. It was kind of like if you poured a coke on top of the beans, Maple syrup. It was really good though. Yeah. We didn't bring enough food at all. We brought one can of beans and like three hot dogs. We were starving rationing and we had nothing to cook the beans in, so we just cooked them in the fire. And then we all had to wear like a massive like oven mitt while eating the beans because the can was like 500 degrees.

[Host 1]

I got. I got pre mad at a fishing. At a fishing video. I saw Randy Moss fishing with the Kelsey's.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

And I was like. The first time I saw Jay Will doing content with barstool was you fishing with Randy Moss.

[Guest]

Yeah. I haven't seen that footage.

[Host 1]

How was it? I mean, it looked. Looked like it was fine.

[Host 2]

Funny.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it looked like it was very funny. And I was like, they're just. When I first saw that, I was like, oh, Jay Will finally put out his. And they zoomed in. It was the Kelsey brothers Kelsey I saw.

[Guest]

Speaking of Kelsey brothers up, Jason was at the golf event last couple of the other day at the Hampton at the Bettison. Yeah.

[Host 1]

How was it?

[Guest]

It was great. He's a good dude.

[Host 1]

He's a great guy.

[Guest]

We played with him. He was in our group last year.

[Host 1]

Oh, really?

[Guest]

Yeah, really. He was just getting into golf.

[Host 1]

Did you see Mike out there? Was Mike there?

[Guest]

Mike?

[Host 1]

Mike. His camera guy.

[Guest]

Wasn't looking for Mike. Wouldn't know Mike. Sorry, Mike.

[Host 1]

Kelsey's a little bigger. Stands out. Gotta meet Mike.

[Host 2]

I feel like the Kelsey's are doing some good damage control after this football season. Back from the spotlight.

[Host 1]

Travis just bought the guardians and was at half court of the.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he was drinking a beer. I saw that.

[Host 1]

That was Taylor Swift at half court of a.

[Host 2]

Of a. I'd rather him see him that than see him in every single commercial for six months straight.

[Host 1]

You haven't been on watching tv.

[Host 2]

Is he still in them?

[Guest]

Yeah, Jason. Jason is. I think he's all over here.

[Host 2]

I haven't been watching tv just because

[Host 1]

you clicked off the tv.

[Guest]

He's been staring at that wall like

[Host 1]

he's going to Japan.

[Guest]

Exactly.

[Host 1]

You were drunk at the Japanese restaurant? Yeah. Wow. Nothing's happened in the world the last 15 hours. No. You just weren't looking outside.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I mean, once football ends, I pretty much don't watch cable until football starts again. Again.

[Host 1]

It's about to be. It's about to be June 1st.

[Host 2]

I know. A.J. brown.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Mac was trying to give up two first for him.

[Host 2]

A.J. brown's about to be a Patriot.

[Host 1]

You said you would do it in one second.

[Host 2]

I think the Patriots are going to go 4 and 13 this year. Yeah, I think it's going to be a bad year.

[Guest]

They got a tough schedule.

[Host 2]

So brutal.

[Host 1]

Really? Yeah.

[Host 2]

But I think it's like week nine through 14 is like actually absurd. Bird, let me find this.

[Guest]

Well. Oh, if Diana's in town, she'll help him out any way she can.

[Host 2]

I think that's going to be an issue too. I think just vibes in the locker room.

[Guest]

Oh, for sure.

[Host 2]

Brutal.

[Host 1]

I think all the whole team stood by him already. They were like, we do not care who he's.

[Host 2]

Yeah, pretty much that is what it seemed like.

[Host 1]

What are you talking about? We're cheating too.

[Guest]

I mean, as long as it don't affect.

[Host 1]

Right, Right.

[Guest]

The two hours he's at work.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah. I back.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I'm hearing digs back.

[Host 2]

You are?

[Host 1]

Yeah. Were you really from. From the intern that came into Ron.com this morning.

[Host 2]

Oh, I hope Diggs comes back.

[Host 1]

He said digs back.

[Host 2]

We got week nine. It goes Green Bay, Detroit loss, Chargers, Bills, Vikings, Chiefs loss.

[Guest]

They could beat the Viking. I'm a Viking fan.

[Host 2]

Yeah, we'll probably beat the Vikings in Minnesota. I think so. I don't know.

[Host 1]

Don't sleep on the Vikings defense.

[Host 2]

Yeah, true. They do have a good defense.

[Host 1]

Justin Jefferson's gonna be back.

[Host 2]

It's in Kyler.

[Guest]

Murray's gonna be better than McCarthy.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest]

McCarthy. McCarthy can't play dead in the county.

[Host 2]

I'm better than McCarthy.

[Guest]

I agree.

[Host 1]

I agree.

[Guest]

How far you think he could throw that football?

[Host 2]

Me or McCarthy?

[Host 1]

You probably like 45 yards.

[Guest]

Playing NFL football.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

45 yards running start.

[Guest]

I'll take the under.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I mean, I can't blame you.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Why? What do you think you could do?

[Guest]

Oh, I don't even know. That ball is huge.

[Host 2]

How much do you think what's his name could do? Nine.

[Host 1]

McCarthy.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

How far could McCarthy throw football? Oh, I think he could probably throw it. 60 yards, probably. What do you think?

[Host 1]

Yeah. With the running start like sass.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Not bad for college. College for college level.

[Guest]

That's gonna be hard for you or I to throw it because it's. That thing is huge.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

It's a big ball.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Big ass ball.

[Host 1]

That's why they're always measuring their hand size. All the dudes in the league but look at that. That's an 11 inch hand right there.

[Host 2]

I got to tour the Vikings training facility last year. It was super sick. They. We like went to the like. Because the actual facility I think is like 15 minutes away from the stadium. But we got to see like the locker room and, and Justin Jefferson, like everyone's got like their locker room and then Justin Jefferson has like four lockers and they're all just like overflowing with like that. He gets sent. It was pretty cool.

[Guest]

See Adidas guy, I think.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I think so.

[Guest]

Shame on him.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Get on the right side.

[Host 2]

He's tripping.

[Host 1]

Do you know all the Nike athletes who. All the guys that are Nike, like, especially in the league. Like, how did you know he was Adidas? I would have never thought of that.

[Guest]

That is so. Shoes. Shoes.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest]

And I know his feet probably hurt too.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

I. I do think less of when I see guys mixing a Nike and an Adidas with a sock and a shoe.

[Host 2]

Is there a lot of guys that are doing that?

[Host 1]

Not the pros. I'm just saying if I see a civilian.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

I think just be brand loyal if you're going to be doing one of those. If you're going to have it on your sock. Yeah, but I just, I think just those two specifically don't mix.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I would agree.

[Host 1]

Just don't go Nike and Adidas. Yeah.

[Guest]

Nothing mixes with Nike. Nike is, Is.

[Host 1]

But he could wear Nike socks with those shoes and I think it'd be fine.

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[Host 2]

True.

[Host 1]

Are you judging the shoes?

[Guest]

No, I just. No, they're Adidas. They're, you know, I mean, I don't.

[Host 2]

My feet are my. I'll tell you what, my feet are screaming in these things.

[Guest]

Guaranteed.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Blisters. If I on. If I Took my shoe off. Blood everywhere.

[Guest]

That Nike pair we just ordered you.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Wait till you put those on.

[Host 2]

Walking on clouds.

[Guest]

You might throw those away.

[Host 2]

I'm throwing them straight in the trash.

[Host 1]

Right on the power line. There we go. Yeah. Did you guys used to do that?

[Guest]

I've never done that.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Guest]

My dad caught me throwing a pair of my shoes up there. Whooped my ass.

[Host 1]

You'd be like, are those yours?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yeah. If you did that where I'm from, they would just. You'd get arrested immediately. They would find you instantly.

[Guest]

Yeah, I agree.

[Host 2]

No one was doing that where I grew up.

[Host 1]

Property of J.

[Host 2]

Will.

[Host 1]

I don't know. In Philly, it was everywhere you were.

[Host 2]

Definitely.

[Host 1]

I never. I don't think I ever did it. Last year in Surviving Barstool when I got, like, in the season that Rio won, when I. I got booted from the show, I took somebody's shoes that voted me out and I threw them up into the raft.

[Host 2]

That's crazy. Didn't they get stuck?

[Host 1]

Yeah, on the. It actually felt amazing. It looks cool because I drove drape over the.

[Guest]

You remember a guy named Luke Jackson, played college basketball at the University of Oregon? Left white boy, bushy hair.

[Host 1]

Yeah. He was on the Cavs, right?

[Guest]

Yeah. And played with me at the Heat, too.

[Host 1]

Oh, really?

[Guest]

Well, we was on a road trip somewhere. Only reason you said something. You should have said something about rafters or something like. Yeah, he said we were gone on a road trip, and he didn't go. He got waved during the road trip, so when we got back, he would already been gone. Yeah, well, he went into practice facility, took his practice jersey and shimmied it up in the rafters like it was. Oh, my God, I wish we had video. That's the greatest thing.

[Host 1]

That's hilarious.

[Guest]

Yeah, it was great.

[Host 1]

You guys walked in and saw it or you heard about it?

[Guest]

No, they had taken it down before we saw.

[Host 2]

Oh, I got to leave that up.

[Guest]

Yeah, bro.

[Host 1]

That's hilarious. How could he even do that?

[Guest]

He like some tennis ball and some rope and threw the tennis balls over the beam and then shimmied it up.

[Host 1]

What is he, like, a. Yeah.

[Host 2]

He had to have had that plan in. In the back of his head before.

[Guest]

It's pretty good. I wish I had it.

[Host 2]

Retiring your own jerseys? Practice jersey? Yeah.

[Host 1]

Like, mission impossible. How did he get into the facility? He, like, put a suction cup on the window and cut a circle around it.

[Guest]

No, we can all get in with a fingerprint.

[Host 1]

Oh, God. Yeah. Was it actually. Yeah, fingerprint.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Damn.

[Host 1]

What the.

[Host 2]

What's that video? Who's the guy on the Jets? The video where he's trying to scan in.

[Guest]

He's already got cut.

[Host 2]

That's up.

[Guest]

That ain't right. They should have told him before, you know. Yeah. You're no longer welcome. Yeah, that ain't right, bro.

[Host 2]

Like, I must have got cut.

[Host 1]

That happened at Barstool when they. They had layoffs. And one man, one of the dudes, they sent emails to everybody the one morning. Morning, and one of the dudes didn't check his email, and he just came in. They'd be like, dude, are they. I think they're laying people off.

[Host 2]

That was tough. That was. That was a rough one.

[Guest]

Oh, who told that?

[Host 2]

And then he had to, like, walk it out around and just, like, dap everybody up.

[Host 1]

They're like, yeah.

[Host 2]

It's like everyone knew.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I think he, like, HR went and grabbed him.

[Host 2]

It was after, like, we. After Penn and Barstool split, they. We had a bunch of employees that they got rid of, bro, that were, like, Penn employees.

[Host 1]

Those people have to be sick, too, because everybody. The same number of people just got hired back.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

They went from 400 down to 300 to be like, yeah, we're cutting costs. And then they just hired another.

[Guest]

They had to hire because they needed or just. I don't know.

[Host 2]

Yeah. I think there was just a lot of inflated salaries. And from. From Penn.

[Host 1]

I think it's just the game. The game's just nasty. When are we go. When are we, the three of us, gonna go visit Dave this summer?

[Host 2]

Oh, I'm down anytime, honestly.

[Host 1]

We gotta get down to the island.

[Guest]

I'm in.

[Host 1]

I saw that video he posted of the lady. He's like, I think I'm Zen. And then I look out, and there's a lady kneeling on a paddle board with two dogs on the front. That's sick.

[Host 2]

Is everyone down there just, like a. Like, it's just assumed that everyone's just,

[Host 1]

like, salt life billionaire.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You just have nothing to do but, like, figure out what you're gonna do that day.

[Guest]

Yeah. Don't assume. Zoom.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Yes. That hour. What are we gonna do this hour? Not that day.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest]

I mean, you got choppers, you got jets, you got all types of chefs. Yeah, yeah. Bells are ring.

[Host 1]

And where do the chefs even stay?

[Guest]

They got their own quarters.

[Host 1]

Yeah. A whole chef's wing.

[Host 2]

Yeah, definitely. And they probably all link up and spread gossip.

[Host 1]

Oh, they have to gossip about the people. And I bet it's a combination of like wanting to talk on your people, but also making it seem like you have the best living situation.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but.

[Guest]

But I'm thinking that all their friends are the other people. Chefs too. So they're just with each other, right?

[Host 1]

Yeah, for sure.

[Host 2]

Stefan Diggs tried to me again. Yeah, like that, Right? I burnt his hot dog.

[Guest]

Yeah, but you saw the videos when she was dancing.

[Host 2]

Come on, bro. Yeah, I did see that. That was crazy. Yeah.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Come on.

[Host 2]

Why is she making him a hot dog?

[Host 1]

I'm not sure sure if I had.

[Host 2]

I had a full time chef. Hot dogs never even coming up as one of the options that you can make a hot dog yourself in 15 seconds, throw it in the microwave, wrap

[Guest]

a piece of bread around it, you're good to go.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

It is pretty simple. That is a guy who doesn't need a personal chef.

[Host 2]

Oh. That's what he does.

[Host 1]

He doesn't want to do any work.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

He doesn't want to do a single lick of work.

[Host 2]

I think he just wants hot girls around him all the time.

[Guest]

Yeah, I'm not so sure. She was a chef cooking a hot dog.

[Host 2]

Burnt it.

[Host 1]

She like brought him the menu. She's like, I have hot dogs and dino nuggets.

[Guest]

I mean, how do you burn a hot dog? You just put it in some boiling water. Anyway.

[Host 2]

No idea. I don't even know. Like, you can't really burn a hot dog unless you're putting it on the grill. But maybe you definitely wasn't firing up the grill for one dog.

[Host 1]

She probably threw the. The hot dog in the microwave and started popping on camera. And then the microwave exploded behind her.

[Guest]

And then she told the cops that he raped her. That's what happened.

[Host 2]

Probably. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

They got to bring Diggs back. We need. He was a great locker room asset.

[Guest]

I mean, he's a good player too.

[Host 2]

Oh, phenomenal player. He's still. I think he's still in his prime.

[Guest]

I agree.

[Host 2]

Personally, I haven't seen anything that would suggest that he isn't. People really, they call, they. They really said he was done after.

[Host 1]

Did he have a thousand yards? I think he had a thousand yards last year.

[Guest]

Yeah, he did.

[Host 2]

And he was like, we weren't even really using him.

[Host 1]

Diggs, A.J. brown, Booty. Booty. Demario Douglas, Matt Collins and Diana.

[Host 2]

I feel like we can get rid of Mac Hollins.

[Host 1]

I like and keep Diana.

[Host 2]

Keep Diana. Ditch Hollands.

[Host 1]

I think you keep Holland.

[Host 2]

I like Tollins. When he was on the bills, I just didn't really feel like he did much for Us last year.

[Host 1]

I thought he did a ton. He was catching all this over the middle. He had a couple.

[Guest]

A couple.

[Host 1]

He had the deep balls.

[Host 2]

No, that was Booty.

[Host 1]

No, Holland's had some deep balls. May. I mean, May's throwing rainbows.

[Host 2]

You don't think.

[Host 1]

No. Booty's making, like contested catches in like the back of the end?

[Host 2]

No, Booty was the deep ball guy.

[Host 1]

I mean, he was the deep ball guy. Two seasons ago, Holland was going over the middle.

[Host 2]

Holland's is a good player, but I just don't know. I don't know what we're.

[Host 1]

Get rid of Rossini.

[Host 2]

Get rid of Rossini.

[Guest]

I think Holland's. He's good for locker room.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

With that, he shows up. He's got his crazy fits.

[Guest]

Right.

[Host 1]

He doesn't wear shoes. He'll do the special team. He could be a gunner.

[Host 2]

That's true. Especially after losing Diggs.

[Host 1]

Yeah, when you lose Diggs, you got A.J. brown. Now Diggs and A.J. brown aren't going to play special teams gunner. Booty's not going to.

[Host 2]

I just don't. I don't know how I feel about AJ Brown, to be honest.

[Host 1]

When you guys get him, you're going to be pretty fired up about him.

[Host 2]

Not if he's reading books on the sideline. We won't be.

[Host 1]

Be. He's.

[Host 2]

The second he pulls out that book, I say we just caught him right there.

[Guest]

It should be like a clause in his contract.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Second, you bring the book out on the field, you're done.

[Guest]

No books.

[Host 1]

He's wide receiver one. Like, why do you care about.

[Host 2]

If he's not on the Patriots? He isn't.

[Host 1]

If he is on the.

[Host 2]

He was on the Birds for sure.

[Host 1]

If he's got a. If he's acting like a crazy person on the sideline, you know, he's going for eight catches, 125 and two tuddies. And you want your guy to be acting crazy, but you guys would.

[Host 2]

He would catch two touchdowns and then you guys would lose.

[Host 1]

That's not true.

[Host 2]

The only time he scored was you guys, when you guys lost.

[Host 1]

We won the super bowl when he scored.

[Host 2]

He scored that game.

[Host 1]

Yeah, on that crossing route before the end of the first half after the Zach Bond interception. Did.

[Host 2]

Did I remember Devonta getting in?

[Host 1]

I don't remember. AJ Did Moss, do you think he was ever crazy on the sidelines all the.

[Guest]

All the whole time?

[Host 1]

Yeah. And it was good. It was like, good. You want him to be the. You want him to want the ball, but A.J.

[Host 2]

brown's not Moss.

[Guest]

That's what I was going to say. We're talking about two different.

[Host 1]

Different.

[Guest]

There's. There's levels of this and we're not taking anything from AJ Brown.

[Host 1]

AJ Brown's got a ring.

[Host 2]

We're taking a lot from AJ Brown.

[Host 1]

He's got a ring.

[Guest]

Now. What's that mean? That you need a ring to solidify your.

[Host 1]

I mean, it's something Moss doesn't have.

[Guest]

John Stockton doesn't have one either, so that doesn't mean I'm. I'm not a better point.

[Host 2]

A lot of disrespect being thrown around on this side of the side of the studio right now.

[Host 1]

I think you're better than John Stockton.

[Guest]

Come on, he's a Hall of Famer.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Steve Nash, hall of Famer. No ring.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but you got a ring and you'll always have that over him. Chris Paul, no ring and you'll always have that.

[Guest]

No, I came nowhere near Chris Paul as a player. I'm not.

[Host 2]

Oh, man. I feel like if I had the ring, I would be like Chris Paul.

[Guest]

Well, that's okay for you to say, but. Yeah, I'm not rolling, bro. You think A.J. brown's better than Randy Moss? No.

[Host 2]

No, he doesn't think that. He didn't like A.J. brown when he was on A.J.

[Guest]

brown. Don't think that. And A.J. brown's one of the best receivers we've ever seen.

[Host 1]

Yeah, he's one of the best we've ever seen.

[Guest]

Randy Moss is better.

[Host 1]

Yes, I agree with that. Yeah, but I'm saying you want your number one wide receiver to be nuts. And it doesn't matter if he's AJ Brown or Randy Moss. I want both of them to be very. To have supreme self belief.

[Guest]

Well, I do, too, but within the system. Yeah, you can't be reading books on the sideline, dog.

[Host 1]

Randy Moss pulled his ass out in Green Bay.

[Host 2]

No, he didn't.

[Guest]

But that's not on the sideline.

[Host 2]

He also didn't even pull his ass out.

[Guest]

That's after he scored a touchdown, too. That's not. That's not disrespecting his teammates. Yeah, you go read a book on the sideline. You don't give a what I'm doing out on the game on the field no more.

[Host 1]

No, he brought it out in the Super Bowl. Everybody was laughing.

[Guest]

Exactly.

[Host 2]

Because he's a clown.

[Host 1]

You're calling him A.J. clown? He's gonna be on your team in a week.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm giving him some Tough love. Now letting him know, yeah, he's gotta prove himself.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 2]

I haven't seen yet. Let's see if he can win a Super bowl for the Patriots.

[Host 1]

You did say 4 and 13, but that has me worried they're going to go 13 and 4.

[Host 2]

I just feel like last.

[Host 1]

Because how historically wrong you are. How you said the Cavs. He said the Cavs.

[Host 2]

I actually.

[Host 1]

No, I haven't been win by 30 last game.

[Host 2]

I've actually been histor. I did say that. I actually have been historically correct about the Patriots.

[Host 1]

You said they were going to lose the Super Bowl.

[Host 2]

I. I was right, right?

[Host 1]

Yeah. You said they're going to be 4 and 13 this year. You said M. Jones is the answer. What else am I wrong?

[Host 2]

Last time I checked, Mac Jones pretty much went undefeated with the 49ers last season.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but it wasn't the answer for you guys. Or you'd rather have.

[Host 2]

You had him in a bad system.

[Host 1]

You said you'd rather have Mac Jones than Drake May. I remember that.

[Guest]

You didn't say that.

[Host 2]

I did. I definitely did.

[Guest]

Were you sick?

[Host 2]

No, but I honestly kind of still. I mean, I. Obviously Drake May's a better quarterback, but Mac Jones, he's a great guy.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

You. You watch Mac Jones play, you're like, this guy loves to just play football.

[Guest]

I don't think he can run. He runs like a 7, 2:40.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but his arm. You see him when he was at Alabama. He's a weapon.

[Host 1]

Well, he had that cigar in his mouth and a bit of a belly. Yeah, he's the everyman.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he's.

[Host 1]

He is. He loves candy. You could tell he loves candy.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I think he's the next Baker. Like, I think once Baker steps down, it'll be time for Mac to have like, a couple years of.

[Host 1]

Of.

[Host 2]

Of good success in the league.

[Guest]

You're a Mac fan?

[Host 2]

Oh, I'm a Mac believer.

[Guest]

Yeah. I see.

[Host 2]

I just think we did him dirty. I think. I think Belichick did him wrong. Belichick wasn't even talking to him for the second half of the season.

[Host 1]

And now Belichick's getting married. To Stefan Diggs. Waiter. To Stefan Diggs.

[Host 2]

Cook.

[Guest]

Brutal.

[Host 1]

Absolutely brutal. All right, Fun times.

[Host 2]

Fun times. Thanks for popping on.

[Host 1]

Thanks for having me coming in and giving us an assistant basketball term.

[Host 2]

Great ball talk there at the end. Felt good dusting it off.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Especially in deep. In the off season.

[Host 2]

Yeah. You need it just to keep you hopeful for the next season that it's coming. All right.

[Host 1]

We'll be back.

[Host 2]

We'll be back next week. Francis will be back. We'll all be here. So see you guys then. Goodbye.