Girl Breaking Bad | Son of a Boy Dad #407

Summary

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Son of a Boy Dad #407: “Girl Breaking Bad”

Date: June 4, 2026
Hosts: Roan (Roan), Francis, Harry, Producer: Lil Sasquatch
Main Theme: Navigating adulthood, Gen Z culture, true crime, and “girl content” as seen through the lens of humor, banter, and irreverent takes.

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the SOABD crew digests their lunch (with plenty of ribbing over meal choices), then tumble energetically through topics like the cultural fixation on “girl” content, food-shaming, language quirks, social media addiction, and discuss a gripping (and disturbing) true crime doc (“Crash”) involving a social media-obsessed young woman convicted of murder. The team also debates recent TV shows like Euphoria and "girl Breaking Bad," explores book recs, World Cup picks, and the lingering cultural fallout from the Shane Gillis roast. As always, the tone is snappy, self-aware, and full of affectionate mockery.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

Food Talk & Team Lunch Dynamics

• [02:15–06:45] Post-lunch Roast:

• The episode jumps in as the crew teases each other about not finishing their lunch bowls, overdoing the cookies, and the physical impact of food (tiredness, sugar cravings).
  • Roan ribbing: “You guys are always like, oh my God, I'm so tired after I eat lunch... you’re leaving out the 900 calories of cookies.” [02:57]
  • Francis fires back: "In what world is this not America where I could just indulge to my own extent without... your watchful eye.” [05:06]
• The table banter pivots to digestive health:
  • Roan boasts: “I just have solid poops. But there's a lot of them. Like six a day." [06:29]
  • Francis: “You poop like a toddler who's had too much milk.”

Online Comedy & Masculinity Satire

• [06:49–09:43] Doug Baldwin & Language Pet Peeves

• Harry introduces new online comedian Doug Baldwin, who parodies hypermasculinity (“the manosphere”), which gets the hosts riffing on online microgenres.
• Harry delights in a grammar correction tangent, explaining why "neither of you has" is correct. [09:01–09:39]
  • “A lot of people think neither is plural, but it evaluates a singular...” – Harry

Language Difficulty & Cultural Dives

• [10:00–12:31] Learning Languages & Cultural Appropriation Bits

• Roan comically describes a failed attempt to learn Arabic using Duolingo—“The whole first day was just, ‘ooh, ah, ooh, ah’. I swear that’s Arabic for like 30 minutes.” [10:55]
• The crew jokes about identity-bending: “I was talking about becoming Arabic or becoming a Muslim.” – Roan [11:21]

Fast Food Subculture

• [15:09–16:15] Five Guys Peanuts as Survival Tactic

• Francis marvels at a homeless man hustling free peanuts from Five Guys—“That’s a pro move if you’re homeless.”
• The crew details the appeal (and caloric danger) of Five Guys’ peanut offering.

Parenting, Water Parks, & Social Media Flexing

• [16:15–19:13] Francis’ Adventures at Sesame Place

• Francis recounts an outing to Sesame Place with his twins, cleverly lampooning the “injured dad” trope.
  • “I saw a dude with a full prosthetic leg...I walked up...‘Don’t worry brother, it gets better.’” [17:29]
• Roan pokes fun: “Did you go down the slide with your shirt on?” [17:53]

Travel Mishaps, Cologne, & Book Recs

• [20:29–32:34] JFK Follies, Scoring Tom Ford, Book Worm Banter

• Harry describes the shame of walking against the flow at JFK after forgetting duty-free goods.
  • “I had to walk back against the tide...all of whom are looking at me being like, ‘You forget something?’” [20:40]
• Book club digression:
  • Harry: “All the Pretty Horses is my favorite book ever written...Islands in the Stream...Secret History by Donna Tartt...” [30:04–30:46]
  • Francis, dryly: “So, a girl book?” [30:47]
  • Roan protests: “I don’t read.” [31:45]

“Crash” Documentary Deep Dive

• [34:41–44:40] True Crime, Social Media, and Gen Z

• Review and debate over the new documentary “Crash”—a case involving a young woman accused of intentionally causing a fatal car crash.

  • Francis: “She’s like a spoiled, spoiled, c***y bitch.” [34:56]
  • Roan and Harry clarify: “She was 17...parents saying she was mature enough...ripping bong like crazy...” [35:16–36:09]

• Harry highlights how social media presence destroys mystery in crimes:

  • “They solve this situation by going through her 4 million hours of social media posts.” [38:18]

• Most chilling moment:

  • “The most haunting moment of the entire documentary...She turns off camera and goes, ‘Does that sound like, you know, I did okay?’...showing sociopathy in real time.” – Harry [40:00]

• Broader take:

  • Roan: “Kids that are 16 to 19 right now are f***ed, bad. Like worse than anybody...Covid and the Internet.” [37:05]

“Girl Content,” Euphoria, and Media Gendering

• [47:10–51:59] Who Owns “Girl” Stories?

• Roan and Francis playfully clash over Euphoria and “girl movies,” with Francis deriding all female-fronted content as “girl movies.”

  • Roan, on “The Drama”: “It’s not really a chick movie...it’s about, would you marry someone if you learned they almost did a school shooting?” [49:51–50:06]
  • Francis: “I think it’s about Hollywood being like, girls can do school shootings too!” [50:14]

• Zendaya vs Sweeney debate:

  • Roan: “Team Zendaya by a million.”
  • Francis: “Turn in your man card!” [47:13–47:18]
  • Harry: “I watched Dune 1 and 2 again...I’m kind of turning into a Zendaya head.” [47:25]

Sports Corner: World Cup Picks and Intern Crop

• [59:02–73:00] World Cup Preview & Interns

• The crew free-associates through an imaginary World Cup pool draft, using little actual football knowledge, but great comedic timing:
  • Roan: “I'm going Saudi Arabia. I got to get on the good side of them.” [70:41]
  • Francis: “No one to took Brazil. No one took Argentina...No one took Germany.” [77:03]
• Banter on attractive interns and Gaz’s “casting director” approach:
  • Francis: “He’s going through head shots like he’s a casting director in 1995.”
  • Roan: “Good crop this year.” [61:45–61:51]

Shane Gillis Roast & Comedic Boundaries

• [75:15–76:58] The Fallout from the Roast

• The group reflects on the Shane Gillis roast and internet drama that followed.
  • Francis: “Chelsea Handler...multiple photographs of her dumping her tits out, nobody’s even talking about that at all…” [76:08–76:22]
• Larger commentary on comedians, boundaries, and shifting public standards.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Food and Fatigue: “You see the world through half mast.” – Harry [05:46]
• Roan’s Digestive Health: “I don’t have diarrhea anymore. I’ve been taking fiber gummies.” – Roan [06:29]
• Social Media & True Crime: “She was getting brand deals three days after the f***ing accident...[she's] filming herself in the hospital.” – Harry [41:09]
• On Book Recommendations: “You guys all cut each other out...triangle of sadness.” – Francis [28:20]
• ‘Girl Movie’ Satire: “What if girls did Columbine?” – Francis [50:27]
• On Rookie Soccer Draft Picks: “I’m going Saudi Arabia. Final answer.” – Roan [70:44]
• On the Intern Crop: “Good looking group...Glad to see we’re sticking with what works well.” – Harry [61:46]
• Comedy’s New Normal: “It’s healthy for the sport...Just grow the game.” – Francis, on post-roast feuding [76:52]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:15–06:45] Food shaming, lunch aftermath, and digestive talk
• [06:49–09:43] Doug Baldwin, manosphere, and grammar pet peeves
• [10:00–12:31] Learning Arabic bit, identity humor
• [15:09–16:15] Five Guys peanuts survival anecdote
• [16:15–19:13] Sesame Place parenting story
• [20:29–32:34] Travel mishaps, cologne, book recommendations, and book club jokes
• [34:41–44:40] “Crash” doc dissection, Gen Z, and social media addiction
• [47:10–51:59] Euphoria, girl movies, Zendaya debate, “The Drama” film discussion
• [59:02–73:00] World Cup team picks, intern class, soccer banter
• [75:15–76:58] Shane Gillis roast fallout, evolving comedy boundaries

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Episode Tone & Final Thoughts

As always, SOABD serves up irreverent, self-aware comedy with just enough self-deprecation to keep the barbs friendly. There’s never a true agenda—the hosts thrive on playful conflict over Gen Z culture (“girl” content, TikTok addiction), generational divides, and the absurdity of adulthood. The episode especially shines when the guys dig into the “Crash” documentary’s tragic intersection of social media and morality, steering even the heavy stuff with wit. By the end, it’s clear that this pod is less about offering answers and more about sharing the ride.

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Useful For:

• Anyone looking for smart, funny commentary on the pitfalls of youth, new media, and pop culture
• Listeners wanting a true crime doc breakdown without watching it themselves
• Fans of self-aware “guy” podcasts that aren’t afraid of “girl” content or self-examination

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Transcript

[Francis]

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[Roan]

All righty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. It is Pride month and we are

[Francis]

back with a belly full of garlic. Just some. Going to Naya together. Go. Going to eat a slop bowl of Canva Kava Canvas. Canva. What's Canva?

[Roan]

Is the app.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Photo editing app.

[Francis]

Yeah. We went to Canva for lunch. We put ourselves in CB Tone. But it's just to go like have like hot garlic and then just be like let's. Let's talk for an hour.

[Harry]

Yeah. Let's soil our microphones.

[Roan]

I didn't eat all mine.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Roan]

I went with the smart route. Oh, you guys. I mean, what do you. I don't want to put you guys on last.

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

We all went. All of us. Our three producers, us three. We all went to Cava. We all ate our bowls.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Roan]

I think we all kind of like dabbled with our bowls. We didn't go too crazy on them.

[Harry]

Not one of the boys ate the full bowls.

[Roan]

And then you guys, I think both ate, like, six cookies each.

[Harry]

Are you trying to shame me for finishing my food?

[Roan]

No, I'm shaming you guys for being like. Because you guys are always like, oh, my God, I'm so tired after I eat lunch. Like. Well, yeah, you're. You're leaving out the 900 calories of cookies that you took down too.

[Harry]

I don't remember a time where I've ever said, I'm so tired from eating lunch.

[Roan]

Oh, it's like, I think you. I don't eat lunch, guy.

[Harry]

You're just.

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You're just.

[Roan]

I literally said to Tyler when we were in line, I was like, this is why I don't eat food during the day.

[Francis]

Cuz you get tired.

[Roan]

No, I got. I've got plenty of energy. That's why I'm having a Phoenix right now.

[Francis]

Yeah, because you need energy.

[Roan]

I want more.

[Harry]

You do Intermittent hunger strikes.

[Roan]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Harry]

You know, there's intermittent fasting.

[Roan]

Yeah. I do it the wrong way.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

But.

[Francis]

But what? What about what we did? Like, we went. We got food as a group, and then I went on a solo mission to bring us back cookies. And instead of what you and Francis? Everybody's had cookies except for you.

[Roan]

Is that true? I know Mac hasn't. It's worse than drugs.

[Francis]

I know. Mac is nibbling. He's at least catching a scent.

[Roan]

No, Mac doesn't eat sugar. He said.

[Francis]

Yeah, because he's trying to get Jack. Like, what is your excuse? I've been trying to do it. A team building, like, meal and then dessert together.

[Roan]

I'm trying to get jacked as well.

[Francis]

You're not.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You're not, though. Max in the fucking iron dome. He's in the jungle.

[Harry]

What would make you happy?

[Roan]

Everything.

[Harry]

No, but, I mean, the world. What are you. What's. What's really gawing at you right now for you to attack us for eating lunch and then cookies and providing cookies?

[Roan]

Nothing is. Nothing is. Is feeling bad or anything. I was really kind of just making fun of you boys for your. Your midday cookies.

[Francis]

I had half of one cookie.

[Roan]

Nah, that's. Don't lie to yourself.

[Francis]

I. I'm not.

[Roan]

To me and yourself.

[Francis]

I'm not.

[Roan]

Bro, you can lie to me all you want.

[Francis]

It's just these fantasy stories. This Puff the Magic Dragon story you want to tell about me eating stacks

[Roan]

of cook you take down when I

[Francis]

had perfect restraint cookies when I Had a tray. Incredible restraint I had. I had half of a 76 for you. And even if I had had more cookies, which I didn't, in what world is this, not America where I could just indulge to my own extent without being like. Without having your watchful eye.

[Roan]

You're talking about being tired eating.

[Francis]

No, I'm not. You're talking about that.

[Roan]

We talking about being tired and eating.

[Francis]

What are you saying with tired home?

[Roan]

The garlic and the chicken, but you're leaving out the cookies.

[Harry]

I didn't say tired though.

[Francis]

I didn't say tired. You said tired. I was getting there.

[Harry]

I think you just lay tired over everything I lay.

[Roan]

I connect you two with food and being tired.

[Harry]

You see the world through half master.

[Roan]

Food affects you guys. Like I've never seen. Like it affects me in a way.

[Harry]

I just.

[Roan]

Shit.

[Harry]

Yeah, Francis, I'm hungry all the time, but I don't.

[Roan]

You eat a. You eat a bite of red meat and you're running for the hills. Projectile vomiting.

[Harry]

That's not a bite of red meat, that's three flanks of zebra. You know, I overeat, I binge, and then I have problems. But dude, by the way, again, yeah. My relationship with food isn't perfect, but I really feel like this is something projection you're having. You have forever issues.

[Roan]

I feel amazing. I feel like a thousand dollars.

[Harry]

You talk about having diarrhea the way that like someone living in malaria riddled Africa.

[Roan]

I don't have diarrhea anymore. I've been taking fiber gummies, so now I just have solid poops. But there's a lot of them. Like six a day.

[Francis]

Yeah, you poop like a toddler who's had too much milk.

[Roan]

Yeah, pretty much just poop like a

[Francis]

fucking bag of marbles every day.

[Roan]

Nothing a little Phoenix can't take care of.

[Harry]

So Doug Baldwin, the comedian, he's the guy that wears the little tiny glasses and talks about Shadow Force?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You seen this guy?

[Roan]

I think so.

[Harry]

He's the funniest guy on the Internet right now.

[Francis]

I don't know, Doug.

[Harry]

I'm looking up and he wears the black beret, the red shirt.

[Francis]

Are you sure he's not the receiver from the Seahawks?

[Harry]

Yep. I'm thinking of Doug Baldwin on Instagram.

[Francis]

Cuz look, I just looked up Doug Baldwin and look who comes up.

[Harry]

Yeah, well, you'd have to add, I just looked up Doug Baldwin, comedian. This guy is the funniest guy on the Internet, right?

[Francis]

Oh, I have seen this, brother.

[Harry]

This guy kills me so hard every time. Every Clip. And he talks a lot about irritable bowel syndrome.

[Roan]

Oh, he has it too.

[Francis]

Brother's got a beret.

[Roan]

That's a sick hat. Sick glasses, too.

[Francis]

Like Jack Harlow.

[Roan]

Yeah. What's going on? What's going on right now?

[Francis]

Spend some time alone with you. You know, I want to, bro. He's a. What do you mean? What's going on with him? I don't know. He's riding around city, biking, making music.

[Roan]

But I feel like every time I see him now, it's just him, like, walking down the street looking real swaggy, looking like a soul brother.

[Francis]

He's a soul brother now. He's ascended into soul brotherdom.

[Roan]

But I've never seen that. I've never seen someone announce that they're, like, transitioning into Seoul like that. Like, he made. It was like a statement.

[Francis]

People transition all the time. I think that he just was leaving behind some of the aesthetics that were traditionally coupled with being a white rapper.

[Roan]

Makes sense.

[Francis]

That was a soul brother.

[Roan]

That was a soul brother.

[Francis]

What's this Brother Baldwin on? Is he on the same type of as. As Harlow?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Can we click a.

[Harry]

He's incredibly funny.

[Francis]

Oh, he can't listen.

[Harry]

I can't listen.

[Francis]

Is there any. Is there any physicality to his humor that I might appreciate just by seeing him?

[Harry]

He speaks in this funny voice, and he kind of. I don't even really know how to. He's very original. I don't know how to describe it. Kind of plays up this, like, hyper masculine special forces character. But it's preposterous.

[Francis]

He's a response to the manosphere.

[Harry]

I'm quite surprised that neither of you two has heard of this guy.

[Roan]

I told you, I've been bricked.

[Harry]

Did you hear how I used has there?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Do you know why I did that?

[Roan]

It's the correct.

[Francis]

Neither of you has.

[Harry]

Yeah. Why is that?

[Francis]

Because it's both of you guys.

[Harry]

No, neither means you have to assign each subject as a singular. So neither has. Neither you nor you have.

[Francis]

But it's.

[Harry]

It's. Yeah. So does that make sense?

[Roan]

Understand now? Rome.

[Francis]

Now I seem to be getting it.

[Roan]

That's how I would've used it.

[Francis]

Wait, can you re. Explain it too? In just different. Since you know it already?

[Roan]

He just has explained it.

[Harry]

It's the subject verb agreement. A lot of people think neither is plural, but it's. It evaluates a singular. Multiple singular subjects.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

How do you keep that sharp? How do you keep that muscle working?

[Roan]

That seems like that was almost like. Like a puzzle.

[Harry]

It's fun. I get off to this stuff. I know nobody else does, but.

[Roan]

No, I like it. I like it.

[Harry]

I like. I like grammar and I like English a lot.

[Francis]

Great language. So much better than French.

[Harry]

Sure is. Sure is.

[Roan]

Would you say. Is English the hardest language?

[Harry]

No.

[Roan]

What is it? Mandarin.

[Harry]

I don't know what it is, but I think, like, Persian's really hard to learn.

[Francis]

Farsi.

[Harry]

Yeah, sorry. That's what I meant to say. Farsi. Farsi, yeah.

[Francis]

That's a tough language.

[Harry]

It's very, very hard, I think.

[Francis]

Arabic.

[Harry]

Yeah. There's languages that are. And dialects.

[Roan]

I tried to learn Arabic for like a day.

[Francis]

Oh, how did you try?

[Roan]

Duolingo was hard. Didn't even make sense.

[Harry]

Which one?

[Roan]

Arabic.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Farsi.

[Harry]

The problem, too, with Arabic is that there's so many different dialects of it. So, like, you can. Most people.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Learn the Egyptian standard. That's kind of the, like, basic one. But I think that even if you're speaking, like, Arabic in Morocco, which is only a couple countries over, it's completely different. It's very hard to.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do a couple duolingo lessons of it, and the coffee table starts levitating.

[Roan]

It was really difficult. It's a lot of oohs and ahs. It was. The whole first day was just, ooh, ah, ooh, ah. I swear that's Arabic for like 30 minutes.

[Francis]

Really?

[Roan]

Yeah. And then I was like, I don't think I'm gonna get anywhere with this.

[Harry]

Good for you for trying. That's cool.

[Roan]

Yeah, I thought it was gonna be. Cause I thought it would be a really funny bit to show up to podcast one day and be able to speak fluent Arabic.

[Harry]

That is a good bit.

[Roan]

I think this is when I was talking about becoming Arabic or becoming a Muslim.

[Francis]

Becoming Arabic is even funnier, though.

[Roan]

Yeah. Becoming a Muslim.

[Francis]

Yeah. I mean, it's. There is. There is strength in becoming a Muslim, man. Of course. I bet Doug Baldwin probably has some Muslim roots.

[Harry]

Where did that. When did that happen?

[Roan]

This was a while back.

[Harry]

Huh.

[Roan]

I forget what it was. It's funny that I was doing.

[Harry]

I was away for whatever, two weeks, and then I'm back for an hour. I really missed talking to you guys.

[Roan]

Totally.

[Harry]

And then you attacked us about lunch, and I was like, oh, now I remember what this is actually.

[Francis]

Like, it was just a baseless attack. He's like, you guys are always tired. Like, when in my life have I. I'm a high energy individual.

[Harry]

The only time I've ever seen you tired. Roan was right. After you had twins.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And it. I was surprised you weren't more tired.

[Francis]

Yeah, I'm high energy.

[Harry]

Pandering, Pandering, complimenting, pandering. He's tireless.

[Francis]

Spending. Spend an hour.

[Roan]

That's the proper usage. Tireless as well.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

No. Yeah. I was just.

[Francis]

You're just being nasty. You're just being nasty because you wanted the sugar and your body can't proselytize it.

[Roan]

Yeah, you're right. I can't.

[Francis]

You're probably fucking feeding for the sugar. You had a little dribble of drool on the side of your mouth because you were jealous of our sugar.

[Roan]

I do love a cookie. I don't like that style. I don't like those new modern cookies, though.

[Harry]

I like a traditional chocolate wrapped in plastic.

[Roan]

I want a chocolate chip cookie. I don't want a piece of cake.

[Francis]

Don't talk about. You want a Chips Ahoy.

[Roan]

In no world would I have ever. That would have been my last option. Would be Chips Ahoy.

[Francis]

Chips Ahoy is like the classic rock hard. You flick it and it crumbles.

[Roan]

Who would want that?

[Francis]

Chips Ahoy sells well.

[Harry]

Crows.

[Francis]

Honestly.

[Roan]

I'm talking about a homemade chocolate chip.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's what this is.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

When you made homemade chocolate chips, they were this thick.

[Harry]

I was never good enough to know how to do that. I always wanted to.

[Roan]

It's six cookies stacked on top of each other. Smushed it down into one.

[Harry]

The thing is, is that you're peckish. You don't eat huge quantities of food.

[Roan]

I do, just not in the hours that you have.

[Francis]

Every meal for you is girl day.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Now, yes. During the day, you exclusively have grilled dinner. Grilled dinner for lunch.

[Roan]

The bowl was delicious. Yeah. Phenomenal.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Roan]

I didn't know there was a cava right there.

[Francis]

You're just gonna be picking at it for a fucking week.

[Roan]

I threw mine away. I finished it.

[Francis]

What's your guys stance?

[Roan]

I didn't really go too crazy on my super greens, though, unfortunately. Tried to be like, Francis.

[Harry]

You didn't eat the greens?

[Roan]

The super greens weren't terrible, but they weren't like. There wasn't a lot of them.

[Harry]

Oh.

[Roan]

And I was like, I feel like this amount of greens is almost like the equivalent of having none.

[Francis]

You got the orange sauce.

[Harry]

Mm.

[Francis]

They put the orange sauce on Tyler's too. I thought that someone was about to get shot. They threw away.

[Harry]

They threw away the whole bowl. And I was trying to stop them. I was like, look, I'll just take that one and you make it the rest of the way. And they just threw it out.

[Roan]

Oh, I didn't see that. They threw out your whole bowl.

[Harry]

No, they threw out the whole. All of Tyler's bowl they had made. They had put his arugula in and his rice. And then they did one tiny little scoop of the orange hummus.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And the guy was like, no, it was meant for this one. And he was like, throw it away. I guess this is irrecoverable.

[Francis]

He threw it against the wall like Gordon Ramsay, like, smashed. It was arugula.

[Harry]

This. You know, 600 calories that we've done in 10 seconds should be deleted from the world.

[Francis]

This 10 cents worth of rice and 5 cents worth of arugula that we're gonna sell for $17.

[Harry]

There's literally homeless people, like, with their hands against ass of the door being like, please.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

They don't give a.

[Harry]

About mistakes. We'll take them.

[Francis]

Did you see the one homeless brother that's. He sits posted up on the newsstand. Older guy with, like, kind of a slick mullet. He was pulling a sick move. He had two trays of peanuts that he had obviously gotten from five guys. And he was just noshing on the free peanuts from five guys.

[Roan]

That is a good play.

[Francis]

That's a pro move if you're homeless.

[Roan]

That's a pro play.

[Harry]

Did not know that five guys had peanuts.

[Roan]

Really? That's like their big thing.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Roan]

Yeah. You go in and you snack on peanuts while you wait.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Free. They're just sitting around. They're just like a big thing of, like.

[Francis]

That's why there's always so many elephants. Yeah.

[Roan]

There's like, a big. They'll be like, crates with, like, peanuts in them. It's great.

[Francis]

It is always on. Hey.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It is like a circus floor. And you can just crack them at your table and just eat them.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You never set foot in a five guys?

[Roan]

Honestly not. It's pretty good. It's actually you. You would expect it to be bad, but then you notice yourself eating a lot more peanuts than you thought you were gonna eat.

[Francis]

I haven't crack them five guys in 10 years, though.

[Roan]

That's like, I gotta go to the hospital if I eat that.

[Francis]

That is. That's like having twins. That will make you tired.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

There's no doubt in my mind. I took the twins to Sesame Place this weekend.

[Roan]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Francis]

Do you know Sesame Places?

[Harry]

Is it similar to the street? Where's that? Chinatown.

[Francis]

Yeah. They had the best sesame chicken. It's like Disney World. But with Sesame street characters in Pennsylvania.

[Roan]

Oh, nice.

[Francis]

It's absolutely lovely.

[Harry]

But that's not where they filmed it. They filmed it in Pittsburgh, right? No, that's Mr. Rogers.

[Francis]

Yeah, sesame Place, I think.

[Roan]

Pennsylvania, brother.

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

Pittsburgh's in Pennsylvania.

[Harry]

I don't think he went to Pittsburgh.

[Roan]

You never know.

[Harry]

You know what, I'm going to give you that. I did not do that quickly enough.

[Roan]

All good, all good.

[Francis]

But obviously my knee is up and I'm walking around with this. And then looking like LeBron.

[Roan]

I was gonna reply to the. I saw a story of you with that. I was like, I know you feel like you're walking around walking out of the tunnel with that thing on.

[Francis]

I like slap the play like a champion sign today. But I was walking around obviously with this on in the park. And I mean it is a trope to be a middle aged dude with this on your leg. You're like a Disney adult. But I saw a dude with a full prosthetic leg.

[Roan]

Oh, you give him the head nod.

[Francis]

And he had a Timbaland boot on the end of it. And I walked up to it and I like tapped on it and I was like, don't worry brother, it gets better. I was like, we've all been there, brother. Keep your head up. Hey man, same boat. I'm the same boat as you, brother. You saw, you saw a video. Did you see the video of me going down the slide?

[Roan]

No, I don't think so.

[Francis]

I posted a video of me going down, down the slide. Like the kids were just in the stroller and I went down the slide and she was like, you want to wear your shirt when you go down? And I was like, no, what are you talking about? It's like a water park. She's like, I'm going to be taking a video. Like that's so shady. Shady thing to say.

[Harry]

Oh man, that's funny made funny shirt.

[Roan]

It's crazy.

[Francis]

Yeah, like no, you're going to want to wear a shirt. I'm going to be putting this online.

[Roan]

So did you have to go? You, you got soaked?

[Francis]

I got, I mean I had a sweatshirt on over it cuz it was a. A balmy 61 degrees. So I just rocked the sweatshirt the rest of the time in the water. No, no, I rocked the shirt. It got wet and then I only kept the sweatshirt.

[Roan]

Say it's like. Sounds like. Sounds worse.

[Francis]

It was a heavy ass shirt.

[Roan]

Yeah. So I wore the sweatshirt instead. She said she was going to be filming after.

[Francis]

Yeah, they save me a 12 year old lifeguard had to save me, cut the sweatshirt off. The Jaws of Life are ripping a sweatshirt off me. But my one buddy who I went with, he bought it. He brought a half gallon jug of spicy margarita. Mix of spicy margaritas. So we were just getting bombed in Sesame Place.

[Roan]

That sounds awesome.

[Francis]

It was awesome. It was absolute blast. Yeah. The water slides, was it just one? No, there's a couple. There's a. Continually ride down on the. On the body or you ride in the tube.

[Roan]

The tube one scare me. I feel like I don't have enough control.

[Harry]

Was there a log flume there?

[Francis]

I think there was, but I don't think we. We didn't have the, the magic cue to pass every line. Oh, yeah, 30 bucks I wasn't willing to spend.

[Harry]

There was a great Malcolm in the Middle episode where they all went to a water. And I remember, I think it was Malcolm who gets to the top of the water slide. There's like a 400 kid line and he gets all the way to the front and then he gets scared and walks back down. And it's this horrible walk of shame past all these people judging you for being too afraid to go down the water slide. And I was thinking about that because when I got off the plane from Ireland at jfk, I had left my duty free purchases on the plane. So I got all the way off the plane and then I walked all the way up that sort of winding glass walkway. No, this was at jfk.

[Francis]

International flight.

[Harry]

Yeah. And I got all the way to the end of the walkway before I realized I had forgotten something.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So I had to walk back against the tide, against the grain of people, all of whom are looking at me being like, you forget something. You forget something.

[Roan]

Yeah, you forget something because you know what. Were you flying up front?

[Harry]

No, I didn't have Delta 1. I had premium comfort, which was pretty nice.

[Roan]

Even then, though, you're like. Then I just like half the reason that you pay to sit up front just went out the door.

[Harry]

Well, there you go. Yeah, but there's that interesting thing where they won't let you back on the plane after you've been, after you've deported.

[Roan]

Do they not let you back on or do they have to. Do you have to wait till everyone gets off or.

[Harry]

No, even then they wouldn't let you. It's a safety thing.

[Francis]

So they went and got your ship.

[Harry]

They went and found it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And then the woman was very coy about it. She was like, what was it? She's hiding it behind her back.

[Roan]

Oh, I Hate when they do that. You know what it is?

[Harry]

I'm like, it's a bottle of cologne.

[Roan]

Yeah, come on.

[Francis]

What'd you get? Lemon seat.

[Harry]

Tom Ford.

[Francis]

Oh, wood.

[Harry]

Oh, you d. I don't know what it was exactly. I don't remember the name of it. It wasn't one of their more. It was one of their newer ones. I just had some leftover euros that I had to get rid of.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Roan]

So you get out of the airport.

[Harry]

I got that at the Dublin airport.

[Francis]

Okay, let's talk about Mountain Dew. Let's take a second and talk about our good friends over at Mountain Dew.

[Harry]

I cracked open an ice cold Mountain Dew recently and I poured it over some ice because I was back in America where we put soda on ice. And that first sip brought me straight back to my childhood and made me ready to go seize the world by the horns and jump off a cliff into some ocean.

[Francis]

I was just in Philly on Friday and I had a ice cold can of Mountain Dew that I damn near chugged because it was so good. I just demolished it. It was so tasty, so crisp. I honestly had forgotten how good Mountain Dew is. But nothing goes better than with a little summer than a little bit of Mountain De. Hanging with your friends. The refreshing citrus kick.

[Harry]

It's the kick.

[Francis]

Mountain Dew proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. An American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48.

[Roan]

Love that.

[Harry]

Annoyingly, when I was in Paris, I wanted to bring some cigars from Paris over to Ireland.

[Roan]

You have to ship them, I think. No, no you don't. Who said that? I thought you had. I thought when you bought stuff at the duty free, they made you ship it.

[Harry]

Someone definitely said that.

[Francis]

Someone was saying that recently.

[Roan]

Someone told me that. I don't know.

[Harry]

Someone said that. Wow.

[Roan]

Really good.

[Harry]

Really good there. That was excellent.

[Roan]

I swear, I thought I heard. I thought I heard that.

[Francis]

No, no, it's been going.

[Roan]

Is that when you buy, like the fucking comically large Jack Daniels handle they make you?

[Harry]

Yeah, but they put it in a sealed bag. You're not allowed to open it until you get to your destination.

[Francis]

You're thinking of the rug that he bought in Morocco that he had to ship.

[Harry]

That's what you're thinking a year and a half ago.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's what you're remembering.

[Roan]

That's what it was.

[Francis]

His last trip to Africa.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Harry]

I was. I was. I had this great young guy who was helping me, walked Me into the cavern of cigars at Charles de Gaulle. And, you know, he was like, these are my passion. He's walking me through all these things and I'm thinking, I'm going to get it. You know, just a few cigars for the boys when we get to Ireland. Smoke after. Around. And they're Cubans, you know, I guess you can buy Cubans now here. I don't.

[Roan]

I think you can, right?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Roan]

I feel like that's a thing.

[Francis]

Someone said that.

[Roan]

Someone said that somewhere, but find someone that said that.

[Harry]

Yeah, the someone. Yeah, there will be someone out there. But Cohibas, right? I remember buying Cohiba cigars when I was in high school. I was coming back from Canada and I bought like a pack of 10 of them, which at that time I wouldn't have been able to afford more than a $50, $100 at most box of cigars. Yeah, whatever, dude. They're like seven times more expensive now than they were then. You know, the cohibas, the true Cohibas.

[Roan]

Do you think it's because you were at the airport?

[Harry]

I mean, I don't know. Maybe. But, like, my point is, I was like, okay, I'm not getting cohibas. I'm gonna get this other type. Right?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Figured out the ones. Yeah. You got black and mild Dominican cigars? No, I got the. The kind. And. And we get all set and. And he's like, okay, so where are you flying to? Because it was. He's like, with the duty free, you'll save 20%. Whatever. Like, yeah, great, great, great. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'm flying to Ireland. He goes, oh, okay, well, you won't get the duty free price because that's still part of Europe. And I was like, well, then I don't want them.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I walked out.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Francis]

Could you have told him you're eventually going to America, you're stopping in Ireland, or like.

[Harry]

No, because they. They check your boarding pass when you buy them to ensure that you're not shit. Yeah.

[Francis]

You can't lie. You can't commit a little bit of fraud on the way out of. Out of Perry. If not. I mean, that's what Frank Abagnale did. I don't know why you can't.

[Harry]

There you go.

[Francis]

That's infuriating.

[Harry]

I felt bad for this kid. He was so excited.

[Francis]

Probably got a commish.

[Harry]

Well, maybe, but. So, yeah, I didn't. I didn't bring any cigars over because I just couldn't justify Buying at the duty free. Duty goods.

[Francis]

Yeah. You can't be paying the dude duty.

[Harry]

Full goods.

[Roan]

Also at that point, it's like, well, they're probably gonna have cigar. The same cigars in Ireland then.

[Harry]

Well, at Ireland. Ireland airport, the duty free did not have Cuban cigars. And he made that point. He was like, you're not going to be able to buy these in Ireland. Because I was like, I'm going to buy him once. I'm going home to America to get the duty free. He's like, they won't. You won't find them in Ireland. He's right.

[Roan]

That sucks.

[Harry]

It was too bad.

[Francis]

That's crazy that they have. What's Cuba and France got going on?

[Roan]

The Cuban Missile crisis. They're pointed at France now.

[Francis]

Fucking the torpedoes.

[Roan]

Last year when we went to Wyoming, me and my beau went somewhere and he got. I don't think they were Cuban cigars. They might have been. There were some rare cigar, but they were thin and they were small. They were like a little bit bigger than like a cigarillo. And we left them at the hotel before we even went fishing.

[Harry]

Blunts.

[Roan]

Yeah, essentially.

[Harry]

You were smoking blunts?

[Roan]

No, because we weren't smoking weed.

[Francis]

So unstuffed. Blunts.

[Roan]

Cigars.

[Francis]

But you're saying cigarillo sized.

[Roan]

They were like mini cigars.

[Francis]

Cigarillos. That's what literally what a cigarillo is, a mini cigar.

[Roan]

Yeah, but they were like. Not like. I don't know how to explain it.

[Harry]

Boseman text me a lot.

[Roan]

Yeah, he told me. I don't like that.

[Francis]

What you're saying.

[Harry]

I'm gonna go out and all. I'm here. I'm gonna say, I don't.

[Francis]

What's he trying to get out of you?

[Roan]

Like book recommendations and.

[Harry]

That's Right, he's texting you to tell you what he's texting me?

[Roan]

No, he told me he asked you for book recommendations and then you sent them and he said that he'd already read almost all of them.

[Harry]

Yeah. So then he's just bragging.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What is he. What books was he looking for? What'd you. Would you tell him to read?

[Harry]

No, I'm kidding. I love talking about. I really do. He's one of my good friends. I would probably almost go to say that, like, I might be better friends with him than I am with you.

[Roan]

Yeah, you might be better friends than I am with him.

[Harry]

No, that's not true.

[Francis]

Triangle of sadness. You guys all cut each other out.

[Roan]

It's crazy.

[Francis]

It's brutal. What? What did you tell him to read.

[Harry]

I feel bad for saying that. I take it back. You're my better friend than Bo.

[Roan]

What was he asking for? He's always doing this shit.

[Harry]

He was asking, what do you mean?

[Roan]

He's always there. Every, every time I've, like, met somebody or like, know someone, all of a sudden he's reaching out to them and I'm, it doesn't tell me. And I'm like, why are you, what are you doing? My friends in like college being like, you have any music that I should listen to? Like, bro, you don't know this person.

[Francis]

Just hermit crabbing into someone.

[Roan]

He's done it forever. He's done it my entire life.

[Francis]

This is my show.

[Harry]

Why? Why that's. I like it. He's bonding.

[Francis]

It's not even social climbing.

[Roan]

No, he's like trying to, he's just

[Francis]

like trying to sp. His, like his web.

[Roan]

Yeah, there's no like, there's no like deeper purpose or anything. He's just like, I'm going to text Francis.

[Francis]

That's pure, It's.

[Roan]

Him and Francis are the same person.

[Francis]

Yeah. So they're birds of a feather.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That can't be.

[Roan]

No, it's definitely.

[Harry]

I think I'm too idiosyncratic for there to be a proper comp.

[Roan]

No, I don't think so.

[Harry]

And that's not a, I'm not even doing myself a, A credit there. I, I, I, I don't think anyone should want to be like me.

[Francis]

Bo's pretty idiosyncratic, isn't he? Yeah, you guys might be similarly idiosyncratic.

[Roan]

Idiosyncrasies.

[Francis]

You guys might have the same peccadillos.

[Harry]

Yeah, it could be. Well, either way, he asked me for book recs and I gave him a bunch of novels. I said just my top. Heavy.

[Roan]

Yeah, what were the ones you gave him?

[Francis]

Goodnight Moon, Polar Express.

[Harry]

I mean, anyone who asks me this question, well, what's the big one?

[Roan]

The one that everyone.

[Harry]

All the Pretty Horses is my favorite book ever written. And then I said, probably Islands in the Stream, which is a Hemingway book that is lesser read. It was published posthumously.

[Roan]

Or maybe Peter said he read that

[Harry]

one, which is great. It's about fishing.

[Roan]

Yeah, he's the first, the first book

[Harry]

of it is really all about fishing. You'd love it. And then I actually just read a really good book called the Secret History by Donna Tartt. I don't know if it'll be for everyone, but I really enjoyed it. It's about a small college in Vermont and there's a murder mystery. It's good.

[Roan]

Like it?

[Francis]

So a girl book?

[Harry]

Kind of. I. I don't know. It's a little bit cross. She's the one who wrote the Goldfinch.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

But this was her first novel.

[Roan]

She killer.

[Harry]

10. 10 years to read it. And now I'm reading London Falling, which I'm almost done with and has been really great. That's the mystery in London of the kid who, like, faked pretended that he was a Russian oligarch's son.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

And then, like, gets in with the underworld of London.

[Roan]

Yeah, I've heard of that.

[Harry]

And gets in big trouble and then jumps off of a balcony. And then they try to figure out if it was a suicide or if he was escaping from risk. Yeah. Really, really good.

[Roan]

Interesting.

[Francis]

I know where you heard of that from Francis?

[Roan]

Probably.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

That's all I'll say about books. If anyone's interested in books, should do a book club.

[Francis]

Chicks in the office has a book club. Why not us?

[Harry]

Do they?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That's fun.

[Francis]

I don't know. I don't read. Huh?

[Roan]

I said I don't read.

[Francis]

It's nothing to be proud of, brother.

[Harry]

Oh, June 29th, Dave's book is coming out.

[Roan]

Time to start reading. Guess I'm gonna learn.

[Harry]

The publisher was funny. They reached out to me. They were like, as a thank you for your help with this book, we're gonna send you 10 copies.

[Roan]

Oh.

[Harry]

And I was like, I don't think I need that many.

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Harry]

Ten people that I give books to on a regular.

[Francis]

Especially, like a book that's like, yeah, I was going to be involved in this.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's just a shame. Receipt.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Just a pile of what could have been crazy.

[Roan]

Yeah. It's a lot of books. It's a whole shelf.

[Harry]

Yeah. Imagine if I had just 10 copies on my bookshelf. Yeah.

[Roan]

Each one is signed by Dave in a different. In a different pen.

[Harry]

My sister. My sister. Before. Before I. You know, in the middle of the book, before things went south for me, she was like, hey, I. My. My daughter's school is doing, like, a fundraiser auction type thing.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I offered a signed copy of Dave's book. If you think you can get me one of those. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. That should be no problem. And now I'm a little afraid to ask. Yeah, well, no, I mean, hopefully I can get Dave to sign one copy.

[Roan]

Yeah, you should be able to.

[Francis]

He should be quick with the signatures. Faster hands than Delano. De Shields.

[Roan]

Yeah. Use the stamp.

[Harry]

Wet wax.

[Roan]

What's the stamp that Trump's always talking about that Biden used?

[Francis]

Is that how he signed everything?

[Roan]

Yeah. Did you see the video? The photo? The video of him at. Yeah. What's it called? The auto pen?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah. What is the video of him when he's, like, talking to those kids at dinner and he's like, you know, Biden used the auto pen, and they're like, eight years old.

[Harry]

Let's talk about that documentary we watched.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. Crash.

[Francis]

I haven't watched it.

[Roan]

Did you guys watch the season finale of Euphoria?

[Harry]

No, but I'm way behind on Euphoria. But I'm keen to watch it all.

[Roan]

I watched it.

[Harry]

Good for you.

[Roan]

It was crazy.

[Francis]

Good for you, buddy.

[Roan]

Thanks.

[Harry]

Was it a good season?

[Roan]

That's the only season I've watched.

[Harry]

What?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Francis]

Did you see a lot of nudity?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Was it worth it?

[Roan]

No. No, I thought it was good. I mean, I thought it was like, I can't get into the high school. Like, I tried to watch that. I was like, I can't watch this.

[Francis]

It's like, close to home. You're like, I remember someone's head.

[Roan]

Yeah, exactly. It hits so far away from home that I'm like, I don't even know what I'm watching. I don't know if my high school experience wasn't really on par with that.

[Harry]

Well, then let me ask you about that, doc. The crash.

[Roan]

The crash.

[Harry]

Did you. And we won't spoil it.

[Francis]

It's about. It's about a woman who crashes her. Her car and kills the two people in it because she's mad at her boyfriend or some. Some.

[Harry]

That's. That's the assumption. Yeah, that's sort of the case.

[Francis]

And she's like a spoiled, spoiled, cunty bitch.

[Roan]

Not really.

[Harry]

I didn't think she was a very good person.

[Roan]

I mean, she was 17.

[Francis]

Oh, so you can kill people at 17?

[Roan]

No, I don't think she. But I don't think she was, like, a spoil. Like, I don't. I didn't really get the vibe that she was, like, had a great upbringing. She lived with her boyfriend and she was 17.

[Harry]

Oh, she wasn't.

[Francis]

Oh, so that's. Okay.

[Harry]

19.

[Roan]

No, she was 17. Her dad was like, she's mature enough.

[Harry]

What?

[Roan]

He also had that, like, take on weed, which was funny.

[Harry]

I thought her parents seemed totally kind and normal.

[Roan]

I don't know if there's that many people that are living that are moving out of their house when they're 17, dude.

[Harry]

Are you sure that she was not graduated from high school when she moved in? I thought she was 19 and he was 21.

[Roan]

I thought she moved in.

[Francis]

We're have to search this, otherwise one of you guys will look bad on the Internet after.

[Harry]

Oh, God forbid.

[Roan]

I thought that she said that she moved in with him when she was 17.

[Harry]

Well, that would be a little weird

[Roan]

because isn't that like that? I don't know why else the dad would be commenting on it.

[Harry]

You're right. I remember him commenting on it. Well, whatever the case. Oh, she was 17 at the time of the crash. All right, you're right.

[Roan]

Yeah. And she was ripping bong like crazy. Yeah, that's what the dad also said. He was like, I don't care that she smoked pot the same way that I wouldn't care if you smoked pot.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And she's your daughter. That's a grown man and a camera guy.

[Harry]

Yeah. And she was coughing up black mucus because she was smoking it so much.

[Roan]

The amount of weed that you have to smoke for that to be happening is like. And you're 17. Yeah, it's like maybe you should care about it a little bit.

[Harry]

Dude, Roan, wait till you see this because the.

[Francis]

You can go ahead and spoil it.

[Harry]

No, no, no, we'll spoil.

[Francis]

I really don't mind.

[Roan]

There's not really that much to even

[Francis]

spoil it's historical record.

[Harry]

Yes, but I was just gonna say the social media addiction and like desire to present every moment of her day and be a fucking influencer is one of the darkest things I've seen.

[Roan]

Yeah, but I think that's just that whole.

[Harry]

It's so contemporary. Yes, exactly.

[Roan]

I think like it's actually like the kids that are like 16 to like 19 right now are fucked bad. Like worse than anybody.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I think even the kids that are younger than them are like in a better trajectory.

[Francis]

Why?

[Roan]

Just because like Covid and the Internet.

[Francis]

What do you mean?

[Roan]

I feel like those kids got like they will. They all got during COVID pretty bad because you're missing out on like high school, which is like kind of a pretty important time of your life to become a person. And then. Yeah, I don't know. And then like. I don't know. Like I feel like the, like that's like the tick tock age range.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Like they got hooked on it worse than anybody.

[Francis]

16 to 19 year olds. Current 16 to 19 year olds. So they would have got hooked on it like five years ago. They were like 11 to 14.

[Harry]

Do you know what it made me realize, though, is that like. And tell me if you disagree with this. Mysteries might happen less and less.

[Francis]

For sure.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Because they're able to solve this situation by going through her 4 million hours of social media posts.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Where she's like, if he ever leaves me, I'm gonna kill him.

[Roan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

She said that word for word.

[Harry]

So many.

[Roan]

I think, actually. I think she actually said, if I'm gonna drive, I'm gonna crash this car.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So what's the case for her?

[Roan]

I don't. That's what my thing was. I thought it was pretty cut and dry.

[Harry]

Her take, I mean, they're just. They're just playing on. You have to. For murder, you have prosecution. You have to prove beyond a Proof, beyond a reasonable doubt.

[Roan]

Right.

[Harry]

And they're like, well, we don't know what happened. Nobody knows what happened.

[Roan]

But didn't they, like, do the. The thing that, from this is kind of when I checked out a little bit was when they went through, like, they were able to get the records of, like, the car.

[Harry]

She never stopped. She never attempted to put off the gas.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

She never touched the brake. She just went straight into the wall at 100 miles an hour at, like.

[Roan]

And it wasn't like they were going around a turn. Like, it was just a straight line.

[Harry]

Well. But the leading up to it was a turn which she navigated. And that should have discredited the theory that she, like, packed out, passed out from pots. That disease that she claimed.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought she, like, passes out randomly.

[Harry]

Yeah, she blacks out.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So. So that's her. That's her defense is that she blacked out.

[Harry]

She. She claims she has no memory. She had amnesia from before the accident.

[Roan]

Yeah. She claimed, like, she blacked out, like, as they were driving or some shit.

[Francis]

She sounds like she sucks.

[Harry]

Well, we. Now that we've spoiled it, there's the most haunting moment of the entire documentary, is the very last thing that they show.

[Roan]

What is it?

[Harry]

She's in prison and she's giving her side of the story and being like, I would never do that. Like, I care about it. And then she pauses, and then she turns off camera and goes, does that sound like, you know, I did okay? And she's talking to her lawyer.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

And she's like, I just want to make sure we emphasize the fact that, like, I feel bad and whatever. And she's showing sociopathy in real time.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's like, did I do a good enough job of presenting human emotion?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Coach me. Yeah, coach me into empathy. Show me how that is supposed to go. Because I have no connection to it.

[Francis]

I think I saw a TikTok. I assume that it's this girl calling her mom and being like, hey, can you, like, change my Instagram bio to, like, free whatever her name is? And like, I heard. I saw another story about this guy who got arrested for murder, and then he wound up being in movies afterwards. And it's like, her.

[Harry]

I'm sure that sounds exactly like her. You know, she was getting, like, brand deals three days after the fucking accident she's in that. She's, like, filming herself in the hospital.

[Roan]

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, I don't. I. Yeah. I still feel like it's just like, it's very obvious that she did it.

[Harry]

Correct.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Well, that's why she was. She was found guilty.

[Roan]

True.

[Francis]

Is she tried as an adult or a child?

[Harry]

Tried as an adult. She got 15 years to life. 15 years with no parole.

[Francis]

So she's going to be 32. Oh, still. It's time to have a movie career.

[Harry]

That's exactly perfect. That's the spot. One of the fathers of one of the victims was like, you know, she can. Or one of the people was like, she can get out and start a family and have a normal life.

[Francis]

And she will. Yeah, she 100 will.

[Harry]

That's if she gets out at 15, though, because it's like, she'll have parole at 15 to determine if she's reformed or whatever. But her parents are in denial, and her mom.

[Francis]

Well, from that one clip, it just sounded like her mom is an enabler and is scared of her. That's right.

[Roan]

Probably.

[Francis]

Is that the sense you got that the mom is like.

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Roan]

I got the sense that their parents have no idea what was going on at all. And then they're, like, trying to play the part of, like, we're actually very involved. And this is why she didn't do it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Scary.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

From a parent's perspective of like, I don't know, just like you. You don't want your kid to be going down the road of, like, being so addicted to social media for drugs, but, like. And subscribe to Son of a Boy.

[Roan]

Dad, this could be you one day up here sitting on the green couch.

[Francis]

I don't know if I. I'm glad you guys told me enough about. About this because I feel like I might be able to. I think it would just be harrowing and it would just make me angry if I watch this. I'll just be angry at this woman who just like, yeah, it's this little girl who killed these people.

[Roan]

It's definitely an interesting documentary because it's, like, different than a lot of the other true crime ones. Yeah. But I wouldn't. I wouldn't say it's a necessary watch.

[Harry]

I really enjoyed it.

[Francis]

Ohio.

[Roan]

I would put, like, the Karen Reed documentary. Oh, way.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's true. I agree with that.

[Francis]

See, I'm all set on these murder documentaries.

[Roan]

Yeah, I kind of am, too. But I also like when there's like. Well, I don't know if the Karen Reed documentary is really a murder documentary.

[Francis]

Well, that shows what side you're on on it.

[Roan]

Exactly.

[Francis]

That's how you term it. Is everything.

[Roan]

But that's what I liked about the Karen Reed documentary is that there's like. It's kind of up in the air.

[Francis]

Did you.

[Roan]

This one was like. Yeah, she definitely did it.

[Francis]

Did you watch it when you got back?

[Harry]

Yeah, I watched it last night.

[Francis]

Interesting. Yeah. I gotta get to the bottom of this. Of this mystery.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Of how this woman died. Fascinating.

[Roan]

Well, she didn't die.

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

She's alive.

[Harry]

She's in jail.

[Francis]

Okay. Got it.

[Harry]

There you. We. You don't need to watch it.

[Roan]

You pretty much got it.

[Harry]

It's all over now.

[Francis]

It seems like.

[Roan]

Learned some things from that.

[Francis]

I have heard a lot of people talking about this girl. I mean, it seems like a big cultural moment.

[Roan]

But that's what I'm. That's where I was kind of confused about is, like, where is. What is the big topic of discussion that she sucks? Like, because there's not much debate. Like, it's like. It's. It's.

[Harry]

Some people like her. They think they like her. They're through her social media.

[Roan]

They like her content.

[Harry]

I guess so. Yeah.

[Roan]

But, like, what if I'm ripping a

[Harry]

bong in her closet every single night?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. Oh. So separate the art. Art from the artist. Yeah.

[Roan]

Like, that's just one of the three shorts a day.

[Francis]

Then that's what Edwin said we have to be.

[Harry]

Her friend said she was like, I post five to seven TikToks a day. I don't remember what I said yesterday.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's all that. That was crazy.

[Francis]

That's. That's the Victoria Paris.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You know who Victoria Paris is?

[Roan]

That was Brianna's old rival, Victoria Paris, I think.

[Francis]

Posted 30 times a day. And she was just like, I'm gonna get fucking big on TikTok and I'm just gonna post every fucking thing. That I do.

[Roan]

Yeah. They were trying to get us to do that.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I swear to God they were. They were like, they were bringing her up in meetings.

[Francis]

They're like, you need to be posting at 9 o', clock, 12 o', clock, 3 o', clock, 6 o', clock, and 9 o'. Clock.

[Roan]

I'm not Victoria Paris. I'm not doing that. I'm not posting five times a day.

[Harry]

I'm Harry Settle.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Victoria Paris.

[Roan]

Yeah, it's also like, that's a good way to speed run people hating you.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's definitely all that happened.

[Roan]

Like, oh, wow, this girl's interesting. Oh, wait, there she is again. Oh, there she. Oh, and now I hate her because she's come up on my timeline eight times in the last minute.

[Francis]

Well, saying something.

[Roan]

I don't know her personally. I don't know anything about her.

[Francis]

So I just. Saying something when you don't have something to say but feel like you should talk is a good way to say something dumb.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know.

[Harry]

So basically podcasting without any game plan, doing 410 episodes of a show without one time talking about what we might say.

[Roan]

The crashing thing was really as far as we got. Or crash.

[Harry]

Yeah, we were like, let's talk about that tomorrow. Yeah, that was really, really led the fucking conversation there. What a nugget. What a must have nugget that was.

[Roan]

Yes, that's done.

[Harry]

So that's what happened. We just summarized the doc and we helped helped each other get the whole thing out correctly. No, I think it was this. Oh, it was that. Okay. And then this happened. But Roan, you should still watch it.

[Roan]

Golly, I thought you guys watched Euphoria, so I was like, we're gonna have so much to talk about. I'll spoil it for you guys. Want me to spoil.

[Harry]

No, I don't want you to because I actually do want to watch that.

[Roan]

Yeah, the finale was good. It's like a movie. It's like an hour 40.

[Harry]

Wow, that's cool. Say no more.

[Francis]

The color correcting look good?

[Roan]

Oh, perfect.

[Francis]

The color correction looks sick.

[Roan]

Perfect.

[Francis]

Sweeney also looked like she's doing a bang up job of being, you know.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

An actress.

[Harry]

Yeah. Right, right, right.

[Francis]

Are you guys teams and dire or.

[Roan]

Team Sweeney Sendaya.

[Francis]

Really?

[Roan]

By a million.

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

Come on now.

[Francis]

Okay, turn in your man card.

[Harry]

I watched Dune 1 and 2 again when I was in Ireland. I think it's the 20th time I've seen both of them.

[Roan]

I'm kind of turning into his and die ahead. What? Yeah.

[Harry]

I thought it was Zendaya.

[Roan]

It's kind of however you want to say it.

[Harry]

Oh, okay.

[Francis]

Choose your own adventure.

[Harry]

I think someone's corrected me on it before, which is the only reason I was being that guy. But honestly, you're right. I don't care.

[Roan]

Zenday. It's actually Zendaya.

[Francis]

Why do you love her so much?

[Roan]

No, I've just seen a couple movies with her in them.

[Harry]

I like her.

[Roan]

She's a good actor.

[Harry]

I think she's really quite a talented actor.

[Roan]

Did you guys watch that movie, the drama?

[Harry]

No.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Where are you watching all this?

[Roan]

I saw that in theaters.

[Francis]

You guys are like, I'm a guy who watches Bravo and you guys are consuming way more girl content than me.

[Roan]

The drama is a movie with Zendaya. It came out like a month ago.

[Francis]

And it's girl. It's a girl movie.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Francis]

What's it about? What's it about?

[Roan]

I would definitely not say it's a girl movie.

[Francis]

What's it about?

[Roan]

Seen it?

[Francis]

What's it about?

[Roan]

Have you seen it?

[Francis]

No, what's it about?

[Roan]

You don't know anything about it?

[Francis]

I know it's a girl movie.

[Roan]

You don't know anything about it.

[Francis]

I know when you go to the movie theater, like, half of the fucking movies have a superhero or a fucking dark cover, and half of them have a girl's face on the COVID And the girls faces are girl movies.

[Roan]

No, it's actually not. It's her and Robert Pattinson.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. Fucking great case you made. Oh, Robert Pattinson for the fellas. What's it about?

[Roan]

About? Well, so it's like, it starts out, it's. I mean, I'll spoil it, I guess.

[Francis]

No, don't give me a.

[Harry]

Like, is it worth watching?

[Roan]

There's literally no. To tell you what the movie's about without spoiling.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Roan]

So you guys got to make it a spoil.

[Harry]

Spoil it.

[Francis]

I don't care.

[Roan]

Well, actually, you know what? I'll. I'll just give you the briefing of the trailer. It's pretty dark movie because the trailer does a good job of explaining it without spoiling it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

So there's a way.

[Roan]

Yeah. So no, they get engaged, Zendaya and Robert Patson.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Roan]

And then they're like at. They're at the wedding venue, like, getting ready, like doing, like doing wedding planning, and they're like having. They're trying out the entrees and stuff, and they're like playing a. Playing a game. It's like the Zendaya, Robert Pattinson and then like another couple and they're like, what's the worst thing you've ever done? And they're like going around and saying all the worst things they've ever done. And then Tindaya gets up and she's like, I almost did a school shooting. Yeah. And that's the rest of them. That's what the whole movie's about.

[Harry]

Oh, that's not as cheeky as I thought.

[Roan]

No, that's what I was. That's what I was saying. It's not really a chick movie.

[Harry]

It's like a mental health.

[Roan]

Not really. It's like, more so about the idea of. I guess, like, would you marry that person still if you just found out about that a week before you're getting married?

[Francis]

I think it's about Hollywood being like, girls can do school shootings too. Girls can girls up. It's not just for the guys. Shatter that glass ceiling and fucking bring the AK into the classroom.

[Roan]

Or they can't.

[Francis]

She didn't do it right. She's not built for it.

[Roan]

Yeah, she didn't do it. Oh, man. But, yeah, pretty dark. I don't know if I would watch it again.

[Francis]

What if girls did Columbine?

[Roan]

Actually, I'll go ahead. I'll say. I would definitely. It probably would be weird if I watched that movie again. Wouldn't watch it again. But I mean, it was like. It was. It was crazy. It's a good movie.

[Francis]

What was the other Zendaya movie that she was in recently?

[Roan]

Yeah, there was. There was something else that just came out.

[Francis]

Challengers.

[Roan]

I didn't watch that.

[Harry]

Skip doing three is coming out. I'm very excited for that.

[Francis]

Is that in that one? Yeah, of course. Is the Zen master in that one?

[Harry]

Yeah, she is. She is. I was trying so hard to come up with a pun for female school shooter.

[Roan]

I was gonna say Cronus Zendaya.

[Harry]

No, I was thinking, like, trying to figure out the name of a gun that starts with, like, C. So you could do. You know how they do.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And do like Colts ar she 15 something. But I couldn't get there. Do you have anything? Can you come up with something?

[Francis]

There's gotta be something.

[Roan]

I'm not a fucking freak.

[Harry]

No, I mean, there's a reason I

[Roan]

didn't do it on the top of my head.

[Harry]

I didn't do it.

[Francis]

Usually do.

[Roan]

Not just the standard. What do you mean I usually do. What the hell does that mean?

[Francis]

You're always thinking about. You always have a Gun on the tip of your tongue.

[Roan]

No, I do not.

[Harry]

Yeah, you do. You might as well have it all the way in your mouth.

[Francis]

Have guns on the mind, man.

[Roan]

I really wish you guys watched the finale of, like. I would go as far to say, like, the finale of Euphoria. And this is going. I don't watch Euphoria. It was, like, phenomenal. Like, it was like, bro, it was like, right now, it was like a full on, like, movie. Like, it was like, a great movie.

[Harry]

Why are you not watching season one and season two? Everyone says that. See, this season is the weakest of the three.

[Roan]

I. I could see that if you watched the other parts of the show. Like, I'm going into this. I've only watched season three. If it's. If. If I'm the one deciding this is a show about, like, drug mules and, like, yeah, the DEA and the cartel.

[Francis]

Season three is.

[Roan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

So you like that?

[Roan]

Yeah, it's great.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Roan]

Like, I'm watching Breaking Bad again.

[Harry]

Yeah, fair enough.

[Francis]

Yeah, but it's like. It's like, what if a girl was Breaking Bad?

[Roan]

No, it's not.

[Francis]

That's literally what it is. It's like little Zendaya and then the other woman who's, like, sending pigs into everybody's house. It's like that. What if the girl was the drug dealer?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yes, that's exactly.

[Roan]

You got it all wrong. I think you actually hate women. I think that's what it is.

[Francis]

I'm married to one, bro. How could I fucking possibly hate women?

[Roan]

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[Harry]

There's another movie that just came out which I don't know how, but I started it.

[Francis]

Wuthering Heights.

[Roan]

No, that's an auto skip.

[Francis]

No, it's probably right next in your queue.

[Roan]

I hate seeing that thing come up. I don't like that guy though. I don't like Jacob Elordi. I'm not a fan.

[Francis]

You just said.

[Roan]

Yeah, like what? I can't like Euphoria, but hate him. He's not even in the third season.

[Francis]

Yes, he is. He's getting his toe chopped off every scene.

[Roan]

He's in the se. He's in it for like maybe 10 minutes total.

[Francis]

And he's just plot.

[Harry]

Oh, I haven't. Don't stop spoiling it.

[Roan]

I. What are.

[Francis]

Where are you at?

[Harry]

You said favorite show. I haven't started it. I've been too busy watching Dune 1 and 2.

[Roan]

It's crazy.

[Harry]

Hanging out with my friends Frankie and Trent and Rick.

[Roan]

You have time to watch Dune 1 and that's the whole entire season three.

[Harry]

I have.

[Roan]

That's literally the full season three.

[Harry]

I have different ways of unwinding than you do. Sometimes I need to see something I've already seen because I don't have the energy to follow something new.

[Roan]

That's crazy. That's cause you haven't seen the finale.

[Harry]

Don't talk about it anymore.

[Roan]

I won't. I haven't said anything about the finale.

[Francis]

What was the new movie you were about? You said you almost watched this certain movie.

[Harry]

Yeah, I was about to say something and then I remember. We have to let Harry blow off some steam for five minutes. Every 10 minutes we gotta release the valve.

[Francis]

If you had just had a little sugar cookie, you'd be way more docile right now. It'd be way more plastic.

[Harry]

I feel like I'm melting into this couch.

[Roan]

No way. Yeah, because you guys are tired. Because you guys ate.

[Harry]

I'm relaxed, little sass face. I'm crashing into this couch. The movie. What was the movie? Oh yeah, okay, so it's Sacha. Baron Cohen is a fucking misogynistic.

[Francis]

Now you're talking.

[Harry]

Male workplace guy.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And he hits his head and all of a sudden the whole world flips and it's all dominated by women. And he starts learning the lessons of his wrongs. It's a modern day version of that movie.

[Francis]

What Women Want.

[Harry]

Yeah, what Women Want with Mel Gibson.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Roan]

It sounds like that Workaholics episode.

[Harry]

Well, it's. The movie is terrible.

[Roan]

There's an episode of Workaholics where. Where they get like a new female ladies first.

[Francis]

Yeah. Okay. They get a female CEO and they like.

[Roan]

And it's like a CR15.

[Harry]

That's it. Damn it. I knew you had enough time.

[Francis]

No, CR15 is terrible.

[Harry]

CR15 is the best we're gonna find until someone else has something A, her 15. I don't know.

[Francis]

Go ahead.

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Harry]

There's just a.

[Francis]

A woman CEO, Go.

[Roan]

Yeah. And like everything gets flipped around and like all of a sudden Blake, Adam and D. Are doing all the secretary stuff. And it's very funny because like they get like. They. Adam and Adam and Anders hate it. Or Blake and Anders hate it. But Adam like really plays into it. And he shows up at work the next day, he's got like his sleeves rolled up and he's like, ladies. It's very funny. Classic.

[Francis]

What Women Want was a classic.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was.

[Francis]

How did he. How did that happen to him? Did he like burn himself with a toaster in the tub or something? I know there's a tub toaster scene in what Women Want.

[Harry]

I don't Know, I don't. I don't remember.

[Roan]

I have no idea. I've never seen that.

[Francis]

You gotta watch it.

[Harry]

That was the number one most successful rom com ever for a while.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

And number two was Hitch.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And what's it now?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Probably fucking When, Harry. Bullshit.

[Roan]

Yeah, probably the drama.

[Harry]

Okay, so let's talk about the world.

[Francis]

Most successful rom com. What women want. Wow. Still number one.

[Roan]

That's crazy.

[Harry]

Good point. Pitches too.

[Roan]

Wow. Good poll, Francis.

[Francis]

Pretty Woman.

[Harry]

I got something right.

[Roan]

You got both right. You went two for two. My Big Fat Greek Wedding is on that list.

[Harry]

Most profitable ROI on it based on investment. Yeah. They had a tiny budget for it. It.

[Roan]

That's crazy.

[Harry]

It was a great movie.

[Francis]

Let's talk about the world.

[Roan]

Nothing happened with A.J.

[Francis]

brown, right? Okay.

[Roan]

No, no. They're saying 401 Thursday probably. Oh, really?

[Harry]

When this comes out?

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, true. He's probably already.

[Harry]

Wow.

[Francis]

What's going on in the world? They're opening the straight of Hormuz.

[Roan]

I didn't see that.

[Harry]

Victor Wembanyama.

[Francis]

Wembanyama.

[Harry]

I don't think the Knicks are going to win this series and I'll tell you why. I think that Jaylen Brunson as a guard, what his strength is, is getting to the paint and getting fouled or making tough buckets. You watch teams play against. They won't go into the paint because of Wemby. Guys will have layups and they'll like go up in the air and kick it out.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Shay was doing that. Yeah.

[Harry]

He'll block anything within. Within a 10 foot radius of the fucking rim.

[Roan]

Yeah. I'll be honest. I have literally watched five minutes total of the NBA playoffs. It's kind of actually sucks.

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[Roan]

I watched more of it.

[Harry]

We'll move on.

[Francis]

It is great to watch.

[Roan]

No, I'd love to hear more about it. I'm just saying I don't really have a lot of.

[Francis]

He has an eight foot wingspan.

[Roan]

Oh my God. I thought that said he was 8ft tall. I was gonna say what the.

[Francis]

He's yeah. Or yes, he's yeah.

[Roan]

But that's. That 75 to 8 jump is pretty drastic.

[Francis]

Have you seen the picture of him with Drake? It looks hilarious.

[Roan]

I don't think so.

[Francis]

He makes Drake look so tiny.

[Roan]

Oh my God.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Roan]

Drake's like not a small guy.

[Francis]

He's 62 in the right shoes.

[Roan]

How.

[Harry]

How tall exactly is Wimby?

[Roan]

Seven five.

[Harry]

Seven five.

[Francis]

With an eight foot wingspan and like insane athleticism.

[Harry]

That's insane.

[Francis]

77 by some estimates. Yeah, he definitely kept on growing.

[Roan]

He's 22.

[Harry]

He's amazing.

[Francis]

That's so sick.

[Harry]

Who is amazing?

[Roan]

How long do you think he'll play too? No clue.

[Francis]

Like interns. There's like interns here. Yeah, there's like nervous interns walking in that are the same age as him.

[Harry]

I tell you what, the interns. Good, Good looking group.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Jesus. Are we not allowed to say that?

[Roan]

Both. All of them.

[Harry]

All the boys, all the girl.

[Francis]

All the boys, all the girls.

[Harry]

Good looking people.

[Roan]

Good. Good crop this year.

[Harry]

Glad to see. We're glad to see. We're sticking with what works well.

[Roan]

I mean, Gaz has been putting in just some. He's been putting in work on this intern group. Yeah, a lot of sleepless nights.

[Francis]

He's going through head shots like he's a casting director in 1995.

[Roan]

Yeah, he told me. Yeah, he told me. This was the hardest he's ever worked on it.

[Francis]

So Gaz is like a director of a modeling agency who, like, see someone at a grocery store.

[Roan]

He was at the mall in Jersey.

[Francis]

He'll be like, you ever think about a job in sports media? Yeah, we got an opening on our ad ops team.

[Harry]

How do you feel about taking off that Sbarro apron, coming on into Manhattan where all your dreams can come true?

[Francis]

Yeah. Gaz was in Brazil scouting. They don't speak a lick of English, but we're gonna have some good World cup coverage.

[Roan]

He's like Adam Sandler and hustle, whatever the fuck.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to go to the World Cup. I'd like to go.

[Francis]

That'd be so fun.

[Harry]

There's a. There's the one match at that I thought was worthwhile at MetLife was France versus Senegal.

[Francis]

We just smack us. Just smacked around Senegal.

[Roan]

Oh, this is the best US Team we've, like, ever had though, right?

[Harry]

I don't think so.

[Francis]

I think that it'd be a stretch to get out of the. I don't fucking know.

[Harry]

We lost to. We lost Germany.

[Roan]

About them.

[Harry]

I watched one episode we lost to Germany in, I think like whatever, 2000, 2008 or something like that, where we made the quarters, I think.

[Roan]

Oh, really?

[Harry]

Is that 2010, something like that? Maybe. Yeah. We had a good team that year. It's probably like the Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey jersey.

[Francis]

Altidore. Yeah, that was the one where they had that, like, sick, like Tim Howard, like, launched someone down the right sideline.

[Harry]

Yeah, that was Landon Donovan. They scored against Algeria 20, 26.

[Roan]

United States Men's roster is considered the best.

[Harry]

Wow.

[Francis]

Best. Wow. Let's go on a run then, boys. What do you say, boys?

[Harry]

Wow.

[Roan]

Pulisic, it's crazy.

[Francis]

Pa's finest.

[Harry]

What's the deepest the US Team's ever gone in the World Cup?

[Francis]

That's a good question. Did we ever make the Elite Eight?

[Roan]

Oh, 1930, the inaugural term.

[Francis]

Third place when there was four teams.

[Roan]

That's tough. I mean, I guess that makes sense, though.

[Francis]

2022 quarterfinal.

[Harry]

Yeah, the quarters. That was 2002. 2002, I think that was in Germany. And they lost to Germany.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yikes.

[Harry]

But I think Germany won it that year.

[Francis]

I'm gonna pretend that I know about soccer.

[Harry]

That was Oliver Kahn versus

[Francis]

Alexi Lalas.

[Harry]

Brazil beat Germany. That's what it was.

[Roan]

I mean, how much does it cost, Francis? Like, if you were to go to the one of the, like that game, how much would like, one ticket?

[Harry]

I don't know, but I hope over at game time might be able to find us some good tickets.

[Roan]

Well, I know Zoron's given away $100 tickets, but I think you got to live in Queens to get those so I can see what I can do.

[Harry]

Do you think that if the Knicks win the championship that Zo Ron will get any credit for that?

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

You don't think he'd be like, I've only been in office for four months and I've already brought the first championship the Knicks have had in 51 years. Years.

[Roan]

I mean, like, maybe historically, great leaders

[Harry]

have used sport to bolster their standing with the populace.

[Francis]

Right?

[Harry]

C. Hitler. I was going to say ancient Rome, but I guess Adolf did that too.

[Francis]

I just wonder if, like, other cities will start implementing Sharia law to try to get a ship.

[Roan]

Did he do that? Did it? Did Adolf. Did they have a good sports team?

[Francis]

The Germans? Didn't they host the Olympics in Berlin? Wasn't that the, like, Jesse Owens?

[Roan]

And they took down all the propaganda or some shit? I don't know. Isn't that crazy?

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

They, like, took down all the shit so, like, no one knew anything was going on? Oh, they pretended that they had, like, a bunch of, like, posters and, like, propaganda shit up, and then when the Olympics happened, they took everything down. So when people came to Germany for the Olympics, they had no idea that, like, anything was going on.

[Francis]

Things above board.

[Roan]

It's crazy.

[Francis]

That is funny. They don't want Jesse Owens bringing it back.

[Roan]

No.

[Francis]

Yeah. I am going to definitely pretend that I know a ton about it. I was thinking about maybe playing Some FIFA, just so I could get up on some squads.

[Roan]

Not a bad idea. Like, learn one team.

[Francis]

Learn a team and have them be our team.

[Roan]

Yeah. Arsenal. I guess that's not World Cup.

[Francis]

What happened? Arsenal must have ended Man City.

[Harry]

They lost the Champions League final to

[Roan]

psg and it was, like, devastating. Did they lose it?

[Harry]

They were up 10 most of the game, and then PSG scored and then

[Roan]

they had a penalty kick.

[Harry]

They went to penalties and lost. Yeah.

[Roan]

That video that Z posted was so funny.

[Harry]

I didn't see it.

[Roan]

It's just. It's just. No, it's just him walking out of a bar and going to sit on a bench and, like, he doesn't talk the entire video, but it's like the faces he's making are funny. And then you start hearing people, other people leaving the bar and they're screaming like a. The. Like. Just like. And you just, like, hear it in the background of his video as he's just sitting there looking at the camera.

[Francis]

So what were they all excited about, though? Because I've seen. I'm seeing parades in, like, Lagos, Nigeria, where there's a million and a half people in the streets celebrating. Was it them making that, or did they win the Premier League, or.

[Harry]

They did. Arsenal won the Premier League. Yeah. So they had a pretty good year, all things considered.

[Roan]

But is that, like, expected? Like, do they always.

[Harry]

No, they hadn't won and they hadn't won since, like, the early Arson Wenger, you know, years. Let's all pick 25 years ago.

[Francis]

Let's all pick a couple countries. Let's go around and pick a couple countries that we think are going to.

[Harry]

I would like to see England win the whole thing.

[Francis]

Okay. That's. Francis gets first overall, obviously.

[Harry]

Obviously. America.

[Roan]

Colonizer. Colonizer.

[Harry]

I would say, Ally.

[Roan]

It works, too.

[Francis]

I think just the way you said colonizer tickled me. All right. What's your pick?

[Roan]

Mine?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I gotta.

[Roan]

I gotta tell the countries that are in it.

[Francis]

We're all gonna have two countries.

[Roan]

Is every. Like. What? Like, is Israel in it? Are they.

[Harry]

No, I don't think so. But Iran is. Is.

[Roan]

Well, Iran's actually pretty good.

[Harry]

Iran and Iraq are both in it.

[Francis]

I still haven't gone holy.

[Roan]

Oh, me?

[Francis]

No, no.

[Harry]

Sorry.

[Francis]

I'm saying I haven't.

[Roan]

Are you waiting for me?

[Harry]

I didn't mean. I shouldn't have stepped on that joke you told about the colonizer. That was funny. I apologize.

[Roan]

No, the joke was not. The only funny part was when I said colonizer again.

[Francis]

He said, it's Smarmily.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It wasn't funny.

[Harry]

Funny.

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[Roan]

I'll go. We're going who we think is going to win. Like we're picking.

[Francis]

Yes. We both get two teams, and we're

[Roan]

going off of no information. Right, Francis, you obviously have more information.

[Harry]

I don't have that much information, so

[Roan]

I'm going to go Israel for my first one.

[Francis]

Okay, well, it has to come back around. What if I wanted Israel?

[Harry]

I don't think they're in it.

[Roan]

They were in the Olympics. Why would they not be in.

[Francis]

They didn't qualify. You have to qualify.

[Roan]

Oh, I see. What's the second?

[Francis]

You don't just get in by having money.

[Harry]

There's a tiny. There's a tiny African nation that's in it I've never even heard of.

[Roan]

I'm gonna go Colombia.

[Harry]

That's a good pick.

[Roan]

Colombia, actually. Can I switch to Argentina? I didn't see that.

[Francis]

Yeah, take Argentina.

[Roan]

But that's kind of. That's like a favorite.

[Francis]

Well, he has England. We're taking favorites.

[Harry]

Cabo Verde. That's the country I'd never even heard of.

[Roan]

I'm going Saudi Arabia. I got to get on the good side of them. Anyway.

[Harry]

They did pretty well. They beat Argentina in the last money.

[Roan]

I'm going Saudi Arabia. Final answer?

[Francis]

No. You got to have one. One chalk team, one long shot.

[Roan]

All right, Saudi Arabia and Iran. And if Israel somehow sneaks their way in, I'll take them, too.

[Harry]

All right, Ron.

[Francis]

Spain. Okay.

[Harry]

Spain. And what's your. What's your hack team?

[Francis]

What's my long shot?

[Roan]

Go Scotland.

[Harry]

Scotland's a good long shot. Team Canada, they're fun to root for for.

[Roan]

How about Canada? How are they looking this year?

[Francis]

I would take Mexico. Honestly. That's a long shot.

[Harry]

Mexico's a good pick.

[Francis]

Is Spain too chalky? I mean, what about France? What about Brazil?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Find a country that you feel. It just feels right, you know, like Saudi Arabia for me, just.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Because you're trying to get good about it. You're desperate to get out to Riyadh.

[Harry]

Are they doing a challengers thing there in Riyadh?

[Roan]

They run everything.

[Harry]

Could you go?

[Roan]

No. So the esports World cup happens in Riyadh and it just got moved to Paris because of the war.

[Harry]

What? Yeah, the war in Iran.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

They don't want to go to Saudi Arabia for.

[Roan]

There was like drone strikes in Saudi from Iran. From when. Like the. When we initially attacked Iran. And I think like that same week Israel attacked Saudi Arabia.

[Harry]

Oh, man, I'm sorry for not knowing that.

[Francis]

Who's your long shot?

[Harry]

Haiti.

[Roan]

It wasn't like, oh, they're in it.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Harry]

Haiti's in it.

[Roan]

I love that pick.

[Harry]

I don't know how Haiti made it.

[Francis]

Haiti is going to get smacked around. There is Brazil.

[Roan]

Love that song.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

It's a classic. And who's in USA's group right there?

[Harry]

It's easy Turkey and it's not a hard group. And. And frankly, there are. You know, there. There are three teams that make it out of the group stages. The tournament's longer this year.

[Francis]

Oh, so we're in group of life. So we're definitely making it out.

[Harry]

Hopefully, yeah.

[Francis]

Paraguay. What's the. Who's the group of death? That's what we got to figure out.

[Harry]

France, Norway, group.

[Roan]

That's a tough one.

[Francis]

Imagine France doesn't make it out. I'd be so sick if France didn't make it. Sick. I'm not having Fucking go for a.

[Harry]

Probably not that group.

[Francis]

If France doesn't make it, when does it start?

[Roan]

Next week?

[Harry]

Yeah, very soon. Very soon, brother.

[Roan]

Man, I'm pumped.

[Francis]

Group I and l. Yeah, Senegal. Why don't you just take a regular good team team instead of Saudi and fucking whatever bullshit.

[Roan]

Iran. You're just the king of one of the top teams. Last year or whatever. The last time this happened, it was not. Yes, they were. They beat. Didn't they beat Argentina?

[Harry]

No, that's. Saudi Arabia beat Argentina.

[Roan]

So, Ron, that's my number one pick.

[Harry]

Morocco went really deep.

[Roan]

I swear, Iran beat a team.

[Francis]

I took Iran and they had to, like. They had, like, the lowest point total. So I was supposed to go There for the.

[Roan]

That was what that was for.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Roan]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

That was last World cup, and now I can't go online one day without.

[Roan]

To me. Well, it doesn't help that we went to war with them. Kind of reminds everybody. Yeah.

[Francis]

Well, why the aren't you over there, then?

[Roan]

Facts.

[Francis]

Who. Didn't someone just go there? Someone just got out like a YouTube uber or. I with Ian went through. But didn't I think was. Did Andrew Callahan go there, too, to Iran? I think. I think Andrew Callahan might have gone to.

[Roan]

What a dumb thing to say. To be like, wow, I thought you guys were gonna go sign up for the war.

[Francis]

Who said that?

[Roan]

Chelsea Handler.

[Harry]

Oh.

[Francis]

Oh. To.

[Roan]

Yeah, I thought that's what you were referencing when you said that. Why aren't you gonna go? I thought you were.

[Francis]

No, people were saying that to me about why didn't I go. Why didn't I go to Iran?

[Roan]

It's like, because I have a job and a family, and I don't want

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[Francis]

I was just like, a bright red on the travel suggestions.

[Roan]

Shane, you're hosting the roast of Kevin Hart. Why don't you go fight in the war? Because he's there and not in the

[Francis]

war,

[Harry]

because he doesn't have a blood lust.

[Francis]

Yeah. What do you. What do you guys think about the fallout from the.

[Roan]

The roast?

[Francis]

Yeah, the roast. How people. Everybody's still talking about it.

[Harry]

Are they.

[Roan]

They're still. They're still all in their ways about it.

[Francis]

Everybody's going on their podcast. Chelsea Handler.

[Roan]

That's when the real roast happens.

[Francis]

Yeah. Once you go home, once you're at the Waffle House afterwards, a little bit high, a little bit drunk, you can really talk your shit, you know.

[Harry]

What's the one cool thing about it, though, was that, well, everybody in the comedy world was kind of on the side of, like, yeah, you make jokes. That's what we do.

[Roan]

Yeah. Yeah. I just don't think it's like, yeah,

[Harry]

historically, when people have gone over the line, like in, you know, 2019-2022 kind of era, when someone would go over the line with jokes, people would come quickly out and be like, yeah, that was inappropriate.

[Roan]

Yeah. I think it's just. I think people have hopefully gotten better at realizing, like, not every joke's going

[Francis]

to work well, just to be, like, devil's advocate, I think the one thing about Chelsea Handler that nobody's pointing out is that she has multiple photographs of her dumping her tits out. And I feel like nobody's, like, even Talking about that at all, like, nobody's.

[Roan]

Is that, like a.

[Francis]

Like, celebrating that fact?

[Roan]

I was celebrating it. I didn't know if you meant we should be, like, mad about that or.

[Francis]

No. We should be.

[Harry]

How come your tits aren't in, Ron?

[Roan]

Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, actually, I thought you would be at the war with your tits hanging out every day. It's like a completely unrelated thing.

[Harry]

Hide a CR15.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Oh, my God, I love it. It's healthy for the sport. It's like Jay Z going back and forth to Drake.

[Roan]

Exactly.

[Francis]

It's healthy for the sport. Yeah. Just grow the game. That's what we want to see.

[Roan]

All right.

[Francis]

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

[Roan]

All right.

[Francis]

We're all set. Yeah.

[Roan]

We're over an hour.

[Francis]

No one to took Brazil. No one took Argentina. No one took Portugal. No one took Germany. No one took the Netherlands. No, but we were.

[Roan]

I mean, so my final answer was Saudi Arabia.

[Francis]

Yours was Spain and Mexico. Spanish speaking brothers.

[Roan]

Well, let's go one. Let's go one.

[Francis]

No. 2 is a short shot and a long shot.

[Roan]

But I think mine are both long shots.

[Francis]

That's why I'm telling you to take one of someone who has better odds.

[Roan]

All right, so wait, what was yours?

[Harry]

I said England and Haiti and you.

[Roan]

You one more time.

[Francis]

Spain and Mexico.

[Roan]

Spain and Mexico. England and Haiti.

[Francis]

Are you dumb?

[Roan]

I'm kidding. Okay, I'll go. I'll go Saudi Arabia and Argentina.

[Francis]

Okay, cool. With Peter Thiel. You and Peter Thiel taking Argentina? Have you seen everybody talk? You saw Peter Thiel was moving his whole family to Argentina, and everybody's like, well, yeah, because that's out of, like, the blast radius of the biggest nuke that Israel has. But also out of that blast radius is Los Angeles.

[Roan]

Yeah,

[Francis]

why wouldn't you just move to anyway?

[Roan]

Not as good at tax breaks.

[Francis]

Seriously. Not as good as a safe haven for Nazis. And that's all I have this week.

[Roan]

All right, we'll be back next week with a new episode. Thank you,

[Harry]

Sam.