Harry Shrimp Cocktail | Son of a Boy Dad #392

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #392: "Harry Shrimp Cocktail"

Podcast by Barstool Sports
Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: Harry (Lil Sasquatch), Bo, Francis
Producer/Regular Contributor: Rone

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Episode Overview

In this loosely themed, banter-heavy episode, the crew discusses everything from recent viral news stories, military culture, physical fitness, and travel complaints, to the challenges of podcasting remotely, Southern life, and the perennial topic of reinventing their stage names. The episode is classic Son of a Boy Dad—meandering, self-aware, and peppered with inside jokes, pseudo-serious debates, and gigs at each other's expense. The ongoing motif of “becoming a man” is woven throughout, as Harry continues leaning on his more experienced co-hosts to fill in life’s gaps after ditching college.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Current Events and Absurd News

• Missing-person story obsession (02:02): The crew riffs on the obsession some families have with crime news, using the Nancy Guthrie case as a jumping-off point.
  • Harry jokes: “No one else on earth is thinking about this right now except my parents….”
• Conspiratorial news commentary (02:35): Harry theorizes that such minor news might be a distraction from the real stories.

2. Pop Culture & Nostalgia

• Sweatshirt banter & childhood games (03:00): The group roasts Harry's crewneck and discuss ‘seeing eye’/magic eye books and old movies like Little Miss Sunshine and Girl Next Door.
• Actor Paul Dano fan club (05:16): Bo: “That’s Paul Dano. What an actor.”

3. Distaste for ‘Serious’ Movies

• Dark movie fatigue (05:37): Harry laments the prevalence of child abuse in crime films post-Epstein revelations.
  • “I’m over the child molesting, you know?”

4. Military Gifts & Service Stereotypes

(Presents segment; 07:38–12:00)

• Fighter pilot fan mail: The crew opens a care package from an F-18 Marine pilot friend stationed in Japan, with patches and swag.
  • Notable Quote (08:41):
    Bo: “Son of a Boy Dad, thanks for helping me get through deployment. Enjoy the patches and swag. Love from Japan.”
• Gallows humor about war and merch (09:34): Francis: “You know that they’ve caught some bodies at war if they have merch.”
• Which branch would you join? (11:02):
  • Bo identifies as an “Army Ranger.”
  • Harry claims “Delta Force.”
  • Francis muses about the difficulty.
• Fitness requirements gripe: Jokes about low pull-up standards for special forces (12:05–16:00).
  • “Six is not for the Army Rangers. Like, maybe for the Coast Guard.” – Harry

5. Podcasting for the Troops

• USO dreams (18:00): The crew fantasizes about doing a live Son of a Boy Dad on a military base in Japan.
• Which podcast dominates military listeners?
  • “Matt and Shane’s is pretty big with the troops.” – Bo (19:26)
  • They self-deprecatingly claim the “National Guard” demographic (20:00).

6. Comedy, Improv, and International Podcasting

• Joking about becoming "The Official Podcast of Iran" (20:31)
• Natural riffing on podcast habits in non-U.S. countries (21:51): “Are podcasts just big in America?” – Harry

7. Barstool/First Class Travel Drama

(22:10–27:00)

• Lengthy discussion about company travel policy, who gets first class, and Bo and Harry’s ongoing negotiations with management.
• “What’s good at first class if my brothers can’t eat?” – Harry (25:39)
• “I'll subsidize it... I wouldn't move myself up to first class unless you were coming with me.” – Bo (25:22)

8. Fish Week: The Fishing Trip Preview

• Discussing fish species, deadliest catch stories, and preferences (27:16): “We’re in the middle of Fish Week right now.” – Bo (27:19)
• “I saw a video yesterday of a dude reeling in… a tire.” – Harry (27:36)
• Night fishing, sharks, and weather (29:33): Harry isn’t a fan of the dangerous catches; into snapper and grouper instead.

9. Remote Work and Ideal Living Locations

• Could the pod go remote? (54:22): They consider how “chaotic” remote podcasting is (everyone talking over one another) and fantasize about living in New Hampshire, Maine, or the South for lower taxes.
• “If we started it as a remote podcast, like Spittin’ Chiclets, I would definitely not be in New York, that’s for sure.” – Harry (54:08)
• Living in the South: Pros and cons of cheap houses, humidity, and Southern belles (52:55–73:20).
  • “What Francis needs is a Southern gal.” – Recurring theme (52:11)
  • “I only feel the heat.” – Francis (72:17)

10. Name Reinvention and ‘Food Name’ Bit

• “My name was Harry Steak. Harry Shrimp Cocktail.” – Harry (59:14)
• Joking about stage names following the Barstool trend of ‘food’ names.
  • “You understand that if that was your name, Dave would pay you three times what you're getting paid.” – Francis (59:54)

11. Life Advice, Childhood Stories, and Harsh Coaches

• Sports trauma and discipline (79:09–85:00):
  • Intense conditioning, sports hazing, and emotional scars from high school/college athletics.
  • “I quit late my sophomore year. Then after the junior year…he was like, come back and play. And I went back and played. But I shouldn’t have.” – Bo (90:38)

12. Barstool and Internships

• On women’s lacrosse player interning at Barstool (94:27):
  • “I passed her name on to the team. I was just like, give her a shot.” – Bo

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On military merch:
  “You know that they’ve caught some bodies at war if they have merch.”
  — Francis (09:34)

• On special forces fitness:
  “Six is not for the Army Rangers... Maybe for the Coast Guard.”
  — Harry (12:55)

• On flying first class as a sign of equality:
  “What's good at first class if my brothers can't eat?”
  — Harry (25:39)

• On the ‘food name’ bit:
  “You understand that if that was your name, Dave would pay you three times what you're getting paid.”
  — Francis (59:54)

• On getting fired up about heat/cold:
  “Like, I’m always noticing the temperature. Like, if it's too hot, you're gonna hear about it... If it's too cold, you're gonna know.”
  — Harry (74:48)

• On sports and quitting:
  “I quit late my sophomore year. Then after the junior year…he was like, come back and play. And I went back and played. But I shouldn’t have.”
  — Bo (90:38)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |----------|----------------------------------------------------| | 02:02 | Viral News, Guthrie Case, Parents Reacting | | 07:38 | "Present Monday" – Military Fan Package | | 11:02 | Which Branch of Military Would You Join? | | 12:05 | Army Ranger/Delta Force Fitness Standards | | 18:00 | Joking About USO Tours, Entertaining the Troops | | 22:10 | Barstool Travel Drama & First Class Negotiations | | 27:16 | Fish Week: Discussing the Upcoming Fishing Trip | | 54:22 | Remote Podcasting, Life in New England/South | | 59:14 | 'Food Name' Comedy Riff (Harry Shrimp Cocktail) | | 79:09 | Sports Hazing & Coaching Trauma Stories | | 94:27 | Barstool Internships & Women’s Lacrosse |

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Episode Vibe & Notable Dynamics

• Banter-Driven: Segues are loose, returning to recurring gags or references to past episodes for recurring listeners.
• Self-Aware, Sardonic Tone: Frequent commentary on their own meta-conversations (“this is good podcasting!” — 55:24).
• Mock-Seriousness: Outlandish suggestions (e.g., being the podcast of Iran, moving to New Hampshire “for the no state income tax”) are delivered only half-jokingly.
• Friendship & Loyalty Under the Surface: The frequent gibes about first class travel, fishing, and stage names play out as rituals affirming their comedic partnership.

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Memorable/Recurring Jokes

• Harry’s lack of experience in “adulting” and wandering career (“I’m rudderless in this big mean world”)
• The elusive “better name”/food name for branding
• The National Guard being their true audience
• Barstool’s absurd company culture—travel, titles, office votes
• Their fixation on equating athletic conditioning with masculinity (“How many pull-ups can you do?” etc.)

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode showcases SoaBD’s classic blend of absurdity, bro banter, and nimble pivots between trivial personal grievances and big picture life talk. If you enjoy comedic rants about working in media, inside jokes, or discussions that occasionally border on the philosophical (albeit in an ironic tone), episode #392 “Harry Shrimp Cocktail” delivers. The ongoing “fishing for manhood” theme is buoyant but never earnest, keeping the mood light as Harry presses his co-hosts for guidance through quasi-serious but lighthearted topics.

Next up: Fish Week content in Florida, more hijinks promised.

[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Francis]

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[Bo]

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[Harry]

Alrighty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast.

[Francis]

Did you guys see the news last night?

[Harry]

We are here live from HQ3.

[Francis]

You guys see that news story that's going crazy that's only relevant today?

[Harry]

Apparently Nancy Guthrie is missing.

[Bo]

Is that Woody's wife?

[Francis]

Did they figure that out?

[Harry]

I don't think so now. Really? Unless they figured it out over the weekend.

[Bo]

Wait, who? Tell me about that.

[Francis]

Savannah Guthrie's mother. Lover.

[Bo]

Oh, I forgot. See, I haven't known much about this.

[Harry]

No one does.

[Francis]

But it led the news for that's how you can always tell, like, that things are going okay if something bad leaves the news or not bad. But like, that's not a leading news story.

[Harry]

No, I think that was A leading news story to cover up the actual leading news stories.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

Like, I went home. Like, I was home. My parents are, like, glued to the coverage of Savannah. Yeah. And I'm like, no one else on earth is thinking about this right now except for them. Just, like, they're in their head. That's the biggest thing going on right now, dude. I'm like, I'm goddess. Find her, mom.

[Bo]

I'm obsessed with your crew. Neck. Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

Pretty solid.

[Bo]

Can you unfold your arms just so I can get a real look at large mouth? But hold on. Why

[Harry]

just a little bit of a large mouth?

[Bo]

Can you please let me see the whole thing?

[Francis]

Does that glow in the dark?

[Harry]

It does. Yeah.

[Francis]

We got to get you under some fucking black lights.

[Bo]

Was that made with, like, a lithograph? Is that like one of those sort of print type things?

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

Probably roll ink over it.

[Francis]

When you. When you guys were kids, could you see the seeing eye books? You know those?

[Bo]

Never.

[Francis]

I never have seen one of those in my life.

[Bo]

Never could.

[Harry]

I don't even know what that is.

[Francis]

Seeing eye books where you like to see some, like, Rorschach ass drawing and then you're supposed to be able to see some numbers in it or something like that.

[Bo]

Yeah. I've never seen a largemouth howling at the moon.

[Harry]

Now, most people haven't.

[Bo]

That's why that's so rare, that piece. That's a good piece.

[Harry]

A good shot. It's actually a photo.

[Bo]

Where'd you get it?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Bo]

Vintage store.

[Harry]

Don't worry about it.

[Francis]

That ain't vintage.

[Harry]

Not worried, like, vintage, brother.

[Bo]

Yes, it does. Which is cool. It looks great. And I'm really into it, and I'm glad we're finally, you know, getting a

[Harry]

real glimpse, Getting a good side out.

[Francis]

It looks like some Filipino factory slop.

[Harry]

That's crazy.

[Bo]

No, that's made. And that's. That was made in America.

[Harry]

This is American made.

[Francis]

I think it's like someone's attempt to recreate something American made.

[Harry]

Bought this off the TCN store.

[Bo]

That looks like something that a daughter wears to remember her dead father because it was his.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Harry]

American made.

[Francis]

That can't be. That's got to be. That's got to be Asian. That's got to be shipped in a shipping container. These aren't the seeing eye that I'm talking about. No one where you, like, look at. It's like you look at just this.

[Bo]

It's a bunch of dots or something.

[Harry]

Test.

[Bo]

No.

[Francis]

And then it's like, but then I saw. It's this shit.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's the color blind test.

[Bo]

No, it's not, dude. There's supposed to be an image within that that jumps out. And some people. Magic eye.

[Francis]

That magic eye. Not seeing.

[Harry]

You guys are all colorblo. Have you ever seen Little Miss Sunshine?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Remember when he, like, looks at the picture book, it's like that.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Literally the exact same thing.

[Bo]

He breaks his vow of silence because he can't be a fighter pilot. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. Scream.

[Francis]

Spoilers.

[Bo]

That's Paul Dano. What an actor.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Drives me every. Every movie he's in his character. You. You want to die.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

You want that character to die.

[Harry]

Yeah. He's a really good actor. That movie's so good.

[Francis]

Except for Fritz in Girl Next Door.

[Bo]

Next door Next Door.

[Francis]

He's like, big dick.

[Harry]

I don't think I've seen it.

[Bo]

Oh, what a movie. Harry, you're missing out.

[Harry]

I watched Primal Fear. What Is that not great? It's just another, like, child molesting movie. I'm over the child molesting, you know?

[Bo]

Doesn't seem like it. You bring it up every episode.

[Harry]

I don't think I bring it up ever.

[Bo]

I think you are constantly referring to pedophiles.

[Harry]

Well, the Epstein stuff. Like, that's why I'm kind of over the movies. Like, the movies are good when, you know, you're under the assumption that, like, the. That hasn't happened in, like, 70 years.

[Francis]

But it's crazy.

[Bo]

Epstein ruined all of the pedophile.

[Harry]

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

[Bo]

I can't watch prisoners anymore.

[Harry]

Well, it's like. Because they're, like, not even, like, mystic

[Bo]

river is dead to me.

[Harry]

Well, they're like horror movies. But you're like, oh, I guess this is actually just happening, like, everywhere.

[Bo]

Yeah. Except that all those movies, the people stealing the kids and stuff are, like, trash.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Not billionaire parts. Members of Cabal.

[Harry]

Yeah. Unless you watch, like, Taken. Like, Taken's kind of like a human trafficking movie.

[Bo]

It is.

[Harry]

But Primal fears.

[Bo]

That girl was like. I guess she was underage. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think so.

[Francis]

But you're saying. Close enough. You're saying there's. Yeah.

[Harry]

You're saying, like, she got her. Like, she could have gotten herself out of that situation.

[Bo]

That's that. What's it called? Yeah.

[Francis]

I mean, she's old enough to cross the street. She's old enough to get hit.

[Bo]

She knows how to tie a pair of scissors.

[Harry]

She can go abroad with her friends. She can go abroad with her friends. She can stop a home invasion from happening.

[Francis]

That's valid.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But these movies are. Because the guys who are making the movies are also pedophiles.

[Harry]

100.

[Francis]

It's like being a pedophile making a movie about. It's like if Freddy directed Jason.

[Harry]

Yeah. And then like the big twist in this one is like the kid that got raped. It's like turns out he's crazy. Like that's the big twist. Like. Yeah. I knew we shouldn't have trusted him all along.

[Bo]

Guys did you know.

[Harry]

Smearing the Cardinals Good name.

[Bo]

It's. It's Present Monday.

[Harry]

It's President.

[Bo]

It's Present Monday.

[Francis]

President's Monday.

[Bo]

The present Monday of this week. This present is. We've got Presents.

[Harry]

Hell yeah.

[Bo]

So Big time presence. You know how we do it every week? We do. Present Monday.

[Francis]

Of course.

[Bo]

Present I look forward to every week is Present Monday.

[Francis]

With bated breath.

[Bo]

This is a pretty special present Monday.

[Francis]

Are those patches?

[Bo]

This is from our dear friend who is currently overseas.

[Harry]

Oh wow.

[Bo]

Fighter pilot. F18 pilot. He actually wrote us a note which I'll read. How cool is that? That's his squadron. The Red.

[Francis]

What they have stationary. All right. That makes them less tough to.

[Bo]

Son of a boy. Dad. Thanks for helping me get through deployment. Enjoy the patches and swag. Love From Japan. Eaf. Dmf. I think that means he's in Japan. Eat a fucking dick. Motherfuckers. But that's just me guessing. From Captain Luke Quote. Fumble. Marcus Fumble is his call sign up. Captain Luke. VMFA 232 Red Devils. FA18 pilot.

[Harry]

It would be awesome if this is the Hornet. Is it just like a guy in like fucking Delaware right now?

[Bo]

Well I know it's not because Luke is a very good friend of mine. And because of that you're not getting first pick of patches. Harry. So we got. We got sick fucking patches.

[Francis]

These are nice. These are thick patches.

[Bo]

We got koozies. Harry doesn't need a koozie because he doesn't boozy. True. True.

[Harry]

I do drink a lot of canned beverages though.

[Bo]

Do you? Okay.

[Harry]

Plenty.

[Bo]

Have. Have that with these.

[Francis]

Patches are sick. The devil made me do it for 100 years.

[Harry]

God.

[Bo]

How cool. Look at these. Look at that one. I love that one. These are super dope. We can punch right in on that. This is the F18.

[Harry]

Oh yeah.

[Bo]

F18. F18. Right there. You can see that. The Red Devils. The Devil made me do it. This is so cool.

[Francis]

You know that they've caught some bodies at war if they have merch.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's what I was.

[Francis]

If they have koozies. You know that they were a destructive platoon.

[Bo]

More patches. And then. And then. Oh, they got stick.

[Harry]

He said he's based in Japan currently. Damn. Yeah, like that's not terrible.

[Bo]

He's doing my two favorite things. Japan and war.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

I can't imagine a better combination.

[Francis]

Where's he at? Ok. Loki.

[Bo]

No, he's in. Well, I don't even know if I'm supposed to say where the base is.

[Harry]

Probably not.

[Bo]

Maybe I'm not supposed to. Although I don't think it's particularly public. You know, it's cool. It's cool to always hear. You're like, why do we have a base there? Oh, because we defeated them.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And they have to just put up with that for all time.

[Harry]

Let me get. Let me get some of those patches. Ask me the patches.

[Bo]

You want a sticker? These are cool. You can put that on your laptop.

[Harry]

Oh, those stickers are nice.

[Bo]

Yeah. Stickers. Stick me.

[Francis]

The devil made me do it. Red devil. And they black out the D and make it say evil. The evil made me do it.

[Bo]

Check this out. Hundred years. That's how long the squadron's been around.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Bo]

Of the Marine Corps. These are merger paths. Do you want to put one of these pins on here?

[Francis]

With their marines almost.

[Harry]

I think they're kind of like, stolen.

[Francis]

Oh, I didn't realize that.

[Harry]

Ooh.

[Francis]

Rah.

[Bo]

No, we're supporting our friend. Our friends over in the Far East.

[Francis]

All right, Devil dog. Love to hear that.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Hoorah. Hoorah.

[Francis]

If you guys. Which. Which branch of the service do you guys most identify with?

[Bo]

Which one's my favorite?

[Francis]

What do you identify with?

[Bo]

That's a good one. That's a good question. Well, I gotta get really specific because I think that I would have probably been an Army Ranger.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah. If I could have had my. If I could have had my pick.

[Harry]

Understandable.

[Bo]

I think that Army Rangers, I think seals, everyone loves seals, but everyone says that seals have gone to Hollywood.

[Harry]

Yeah, I can see that.

[Francis]

How hard is it to get into being an Army Ranger? I don't know.

[Bo]

It's pretty tough. It's pretty tough.

[Harry]

I would be Delta Force.

[Bo]

That's the hardest. I don't think you would be Delta Force.

[Harry]

Well, I guess that's the one that I identify with the most.

[Bo]

Why?

[Harry]

I don't know. I guess it's the first one that

[Bo]

I came to because nobody really knows what they do in their free time.

[Francis]

It's extremely difficult.

[Bo]

They're impossible to reach.

[Francis]

Always in meetings.

[Bo]

They don't really keep friendships because, you know, they don't want to lose loved ones or whatever.

[Francis]

Five mile run in under 40 minutes. Six plus pull ups and a 12 mile ruck in under three hours. Six plus pull ups.

[Harry]

It feels like that's kind of low.

[Francis]

What to be an Army Ranger.

[Bo]

I think the test there is like you have to be able to do six strict pull ups unbroken. Which I got that rights.

[Harry]

I feel like 15 would be like good number. Yeah, like six.

[Francis]

Well, they.

[Bo]

Yeah, it's six strict form.

[Harry]

That's like. So what, you got to go all the way down and back up.

[Bo]

You have to go up and you have to have your chin over the bar and like hold it until the beep and then you let it go and then you go all the way down. Like turn your rotator cuff or whatever the fuck it is all the way out so that you know you've got full extension.

[Harry]

But like, I don't know, like six.

[Francis]

Six is not for the Army Rangers.

[Harry]

Yeah. Like maybe for the Coast Guard.

[Bo]

Pull ups are weird, man. That, you know, certain body types, they're very easy and then others they're not.

[Harry]

I guess if you're a seal, it's probably hard because you're probably fucking huge. I don't know. Like my buddy who I guess. Yeah, my friend. My friend that we used to talk about. He was training to go before you

[Bo]

joined the Delta Force.

[Francis]

Oh.

[Harry]

We're not allowed to talk about him anymore, but we can loosely kind of talk about him. He can. He can do way more than six pull ups. I think strict I should do.

[Bo]

I can do way more than six pull ups.

[Harry]

Yeah. So I think we're all under agreement that like, you know, that should be more. Can we write a letter back to Luke with like just some suggestions.

[Bo]

That has nothing to do with him. He's not in the Army Rangers.

[Harry]

What is he? He's in the Air Force.

[Bo]

No, he's in the corner. He's in the marines, but he's a Marine Corps pilot.

[Harry]

How many pull ups can Luke do?

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Francis]

You'd assume one.

[Harry]

Six probably.

[Bo]

Yeah, without a doubt. He's strong.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Good shape. But Luke, Luke's a very good friend of mine and he has gotten into listening to Son of a boy. Dad.

[Harry]

Fuck. Yeah.

[Bo]

So he's hearing this.

[Harry]

That's great.

[Bo]

And I just want you to. I want to tell you, Luke, I'm sorry for what Harry said about you.

[Harry]

I didn't say anything bad about Luke.

[Bo]

You said, why does he not do more Pull ups.

[Harry]

No, no, I was, I was, I was going to write him back with just suggestions for the military in general. If he could bring that up to someone, run that up pipeline and say like, let's bump it to 10, you know, let's just get it to a healthy 10 round number. Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

[Francis]

Army Rangers.

[Harry]

Sorry. I have high expectations for our, for our troops.

[Bo]

Do you think it has anything to do with the allowance of women in the military? Because everybody knows that women. For women doing pull ups is harder.

[Francis]

Mmm.

[Harry]

I don't know about that.

[Bo]

It is.

[Harry]

I don't know about that.

[Bo]

That's. There's something about the, the form of their body.

[Harry]

I think push ups are harder for women.

[Bo]

No, pull ups are definitely harder for women.

[Harry]

You've never seen a. Be able to bang out like 30 pull ups. No, because they all weigh. They don't weigh as much.

[Bo]

That's. But they don't have crazy lats.

[Harry]

I remember in, at least when I was, when we were young, I remember doing like the Presidential Fitness Challenge and I remember the women being able to just hammer them out.

[Bo]

Can you scroll back up there, Tyler? You got it right there. Yes. It is generally harder for women to perform pull ups compared to men due to biological and biomechanical differences, including typically lower upper body muscle mass, lower testosterone levels, and then the weight. The weight of their labia actually keeps

[Harry]

them closer to the ground, despite these factors. Yeah, I mean, I don't know when we're talking about six pull ups.

[Francis]

It's got to be for the women. But there's no biological differences in my

[Harry]

eyes between men and women and definitely no biochemical.

[Bo]

I don't see gender neither.

[Harry]

Yeah, I only see pull ups.

[Francis]

I have seen women.

[Harry]

I mean, how many pull ups can you do? More than six.

[Bo]

How many could you do?

[Harry]

Not six, but I think if I started doing pull ups again, I could. I mean, I went at my peak. I was banging out, you know, 15. What then I exploded my arm. That was how I exploded. The tendon in my arm was pull ups. Because I was just banging out pull ups every day, all day.

[Bo]

A world where you have ever banged out pull ups does not exist.

[Harry]

This. No, I was. Because I had a. I had the pull up bar on my door and I was doing like David Goggins.

[Francis]

Oh, you're doing chin ups, bro.

[Harry]

These are wide grip pull ups.

[Francis]

Oh, no, these are chin ups.

[Harry]

I know every time you go in or out, you got to do pull ups as many as you can.

[Francis]

Because you would burst your bicep on a. That's a chin. That would be a chin up.

[Harry]

No, no, I didn't burst my body.

[Francis]

Because if you were wide enough, that's all in your lap.

[Harry]

Forearm. It was the forearm. Tendon.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Bo]

Tennis elbow.

[Harry]

No, because it wasn't the elbow. It was down here.

[Bo]

Tommy John.

[Harry]

Could be. Definitely could have been. But let me tell you, it did not feel good.

[Francis]

Yeah. It was probably fucking gross. And it is. You do tell that story once a year.

[Harry]

I tell it probably more than once a month.

[Francis]

It's a great story. Well, shout out to the bro for sending all these. That's so nice to him. Shout out to him. Does he. Can he listen to a podcast while he's flying a jet?

[Bo]

I doubt it.

[Francis]

Really?

[Bo]

I got a doubt.

[Harry]

Definitely.

[Francis]

Definitely.

[Harry]

Yeah. They'd have no idea.

[Francis]

Definitely. Slipping in a fucking single buddy.

[Bo]

He's got comms. He's on comms. True.

[Harry]

That's true. But you don't think they're listening to Sign of a Boy dad on the other side, too.

[Francis]

Don't just pass it through.

[Bo]

No, I don't think so.

[Harry]

I think they probably just play it out loud at the bases.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, it's like everyone.

[Francis]

It's like the Muslim call to prayer. It's just over the overall new episode

[Harry]

of Son of a Boy Dad. That would be good if we got picked up into, like. Like we were the. Just everyone was listening.

[Francis]

I bet that there's been some. Somebody's probably been on their way into battle just fucking giggling.

[Harry]

Probably.

[Francis]

There's probably been someone just in a tank fucking.

[Harry]

You probably listen to a lot of podcasts if you're deployed.

[Francis]

For sure.

[Bo]

It would be cool if we sort of became like a.

[Harry]

The face.

[Bo]

Just like a group of guys out there and they've got, like. They've got like camo on their face and they're. They're. They're camping for the night on. On the road to, you know, all that military stuff.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Because it's classic.

[Bo]

I just get too excited. It's. I love that stuff. And then they're.

[Francis]

They're out in candy. Yeah.

[Bo]

They got a tiny little fucking speaker, a little Bluetooth. But they're keeping it low because there's bad guys around.

[Francis]

Yeah. Right.

[Bo]

And they're listening to us. Right.

[Harry]

The guy. Huge.

[Bo]

Instead of laughing, they have to do jazz hands so they don't give away their position.

[Harry]

Yeah, I love that.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I think we could. Then we could get like, you know, we could probably get set up some sort of live show.

[Francis]

Oh, US Ocean.

[Bo]

Oh, let's do a USO tour in Japan. I once asked if I could do that. I got in touch and tried to put. I've said this before, but I tried to do that, and they were like, no, really? There's no.

[Francis]

That's performed.

[Bo]

I wasn't big enough at that point. I think I could probably sort it out now.

[Francis]

I think that I was so nice.

[Harry]

So nervous.

[Francis]

What if we say that we're the official podcast of the troops? Can we just start saying that the way that, like, people are like Coca Cola?

[Harry]

I mean, I'm sure there's, like, a military podcast out there that probably already

[Francis]

has official comedy podcast on the block.

[Bo]

I think Matt and Shane's is pretty big with the troops.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah, they're huge with the troops.

[Francis]

Those dudes want everything.

[Harry]

Crazy capitalism is sickening.

[Bo]

We could get, like. We could get, like, our, you know, reservists.

[Francis]

Yeah, let's get a branch.

[Bo]

If Matt and Shane's has all the duty guys, like, we have the guys that are, like, live near a. Yeah. Place that has a bunch of old Hummers.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

The guys who, like, do this, who salt the road storm like, that are

[Harry]

stationed in D.C. or they.

[Bo]

TRUMP calls them in when people start looting.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly. The National Guard. Yeah. We'll be the. Will be the official podcast podcast of the National Guard.

[Bo]

We got all the guards. We got the Coast Guard. We got the National Guard.

[Francis]

Mall cops.

[Harry]

Mall cops, everybody.

[Francis]

I kind of want some. Someone overseas. Honestly, I want someone that's stationed somewhere.

[Harry]

Yeah, definitely.

[Francis]

Maybe for the. Like, is anyone stationed in. What countries are people stationed in the Middle East? No one's stationed in Iran, right?

[Harry]

Not yet.

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Well, if we become. If we put our flag in it now, if we're the official podcast of

[Harry]

Iran, that feels like that could be a little controversial.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Bo]

That has an odd ring to it. Sort of comes off the tongue a little clunky, little treasonous in a way.

[Harry]

The official podcast of Iran.

[Bo]

We are the official podcast of the People's Islamic Republic of Iran.

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean, I don't hate it.

[Francis]

Do they have. Are they doing comedy over there right now?

[Harry]

Actively, I would assume. No, not.

[Francis]

Come on.

[Harry]

Taking a break from it.

[Francis]

But what about that scene in the Bob Dylan movie where New York thinks that they're about to get bombed and he goes down to, like, the basement bar and that girl's playing the guitar?

[Bo]

That's my favorite scene in the whole movie. And Then he makes out with her as he comes. Like he walks up the stairs and they just.

[Francis]

You don't think that that's happening in Iran right now? Some. Some funny ass girls on stage telling some jokes?

[Harry]

Probably not. If I had to get. I don't think people were like, it's a big country. I mean I guess they were people. They'd already dropped nukes at that point.

[Francis]

Or like an improv show or something. I need a word. A skin condition and a place you would go on vacation. Psoriasis.

[Harry]

Yeah. I don't know what the improv scene in Iran is like right now. Can't imagine they have much of an improv scene.

[Francis]

Okay, so I did a different country. I'll take Japan. Are they listening to podcasts? Are podcasts just big in America? Them really show them.

[Harry]

I mean they're definitely big in like Canada and Australia.

[Francis]

Like are there. There are Chinese speaking podcasts. Gotta be, right?

[Harry]

I don't know. I'd imagine there's like a couple.

[Francis]

How was your meeting with Dave Francis?

[Harry]

With Prez?

[Bo]

Good, I would say. Yeah, it was pretty funny. It was pretty funny. We laughed a lot.

[Harry]

Was he laughing?

[Bo]

He was laughing. He was on the. He was making people laugh and then had a smile.

[Francis]

How he's feeling? Goofy.

[Bo]

That felt good.

[Francis]

I love when he feels goofy. I love it.

[Bo]

It's a great time to ask him for a raise.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Francis]

That was perfect.

[Harry]

Just in the middle of the meeting.

[Bo]

It's so funny. David, how about 10%? 10% a year compounding or the.

[Francis]

Or just to rectify the first class situation.

[Bo]

Yeah. You know what, I've had a lot of thoughts about this.

[Harry]

About the first class situation.

[Bo]

Yes.

[Harry]

I thought you got approved.

[Bo]

What?

[Harry]

I thought you were flying to Ireland in first class or business.

[Bo]

That has not been approved yet.

[Harry]

I thought that was approved.

[Francis]

Stop trying to absolve yourself.

[Harry]

I thought you texted us yesterday and

[Francis]

said that he know that he has to ask for approval.

[Bo]

I tried. I got approval and then from the. From the producer of Foreplay and then I was specifically told by the travel coordinator that that's not good enough approval.

[Harry]

So who does it have to be approved by? I thought Foreplay paid for all their own stuff.

[Bo]

It has to be approved specifically by Riggs. There's like a. There's like an org chart when it comes to Francis's travel. I am so toxic to the company. How I travel is such a hot button issue that there is a like flowchart of who needs to get give permissions in order to unlock my Premium travel.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And. And the travel corner specifically said ever since SAS dismantled this for you.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's like whisper down the lane. Everybody kind of gets to weigh in on it. Like Fasoli equipment room Joe. They all get to have a say of whether you get first class.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think it's like a company wide vote.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like we'll wait for you to leave today and then everyone gets together.

[Bo]

Do you know what type of a person I am? Even though, even though every time this comes up it drives me fucking crazy, it's me too. Because it is a repeated and never ending I.

[Harry]

Trust me, I'm not happy either.

[Bo]

Kick in the dick every time.

[Harry]

None of us got what we wanted out of this. You did. Flying coach, you did. No, I didn't.

[Bo]

You brought me down.

[Harry]

That's not what I wanted.

[Bo]

You brought me back.

[Harry]

All I wanted was to fly first class. It's not been fair shown that that's clearly never going to happen.

[Bo]

It's not fair. As I remember you saying, it's not fair that these guys are there and I'm not.

[Harry]

I never said those guys.

[Bo]

I seem to recall that. Well, either way, you got me moved back. And what I'm sick of this is the type of person I am is that when I go for my new contract, if this were to come up, if I were to like be like Dave, I want, I will forfeit whatever X amount of my salary as long as it is assured that I will fly first class. But I'm going to ask for that for both me and for Harry.

[Harry]

Oh really?

[Bo]

And I definitely would do that.

[Harry]

Do I have to forfeit some of my salary too, or is this all.

[Bo]

I'll subsidize it.

[Harry]

I mean, that's great.

[Bo]

I wouldn't move myself up to first class unless you were coming with me. That's the type of person I am.

[Harry]

I can shake on that. Like I could go that same route.

[Bo]

I think you wouldn't move up to first class unless I stayed back.

[Harry]

Oh, no, no, no. I want all the boys to be up in first class.

[Francis]

You don't.

[Harry]

What's good at first class if my brothers can't eat?

[Francis]

Well, you told Francis you would pay for his first class for the year.

[Harry]

Yeah, but we said national. We didn't say.

[Francis]

And have you even done that?

[Harry]

We didn't say flying.

[Francis]

Have you done one One of those?

[Bo]

We had. We had a flight to Orlando. You didn't do it. You bought yourself an upgrade. Yeah, and I sat next to the bathroom.

[Harry]

Money's tight right now, so unfortunately, that

[Francis]

we have one for fish week this coming week.

[Harry]

You're getting him the tax situation.

[Francis]

You're getting him an upgrade for fish week, right?

[Harry]

Oh, no, I'm flying 39F.

[Francis]

But you're getting Francis an upgrade.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, Francis, I'll upgrade.

[Bo]

Yeah, that'll happen. Just like we'll see you on Saturday at his kid's birthday.

[Harry]

That's a morning flight or a night flight?

[Francis]

Morning, Morning.

[Bo]

This is what you know. Oh, let me ask a question that'll throw us off the.

[Harry]

Well, because, you know, night flight, I'm like, I don't really care as much.

[Bo]

Really.

[Harry]

Morning flight, I want to be up front.

[Bo]

Yeah, we got a morning flight.

[Francis]

They have a frittata.

[Bo]

It's just one of those.

[Harry]

You already look at the menu, you

[Bo]

try to convince yourself you've made your piece and you do. You make your piece with it, of course. And then it comes up again. The wound. I'm reminded constantly and I don't know how to cope with it.

[Harry]

We got to come up with some sort of solution.

[Francis]

Yeah, we did. He came up with it. And you didn't do it.

[Harry]

What was the solution?

[Francis]

You pay for his first class seats domestically for the.

[Harry]

I already told him that he just has to send me the first, like the upgrades and I'll do it.

[Bo]

I couldn't do that to you.

[Harry]

Why? Well, let's try it out in Orlando or Fort Myers. For. For Orlando. Oh, yeah, Fort Myers. My bad.

[Bo]

Yeah. Well, let's talk about fish week really quick.

[Harry]

Well, let's try it out. Yeah, we can talk about it.

[Bo]

We're in the middle of fish week right now.

[Harry]

Yeah. If you're hearing this, we are in fish week.

[Bo]

We're in fish week. I caught a 110 pound tarpon and

[Harry]

it weirdly had a sale.

[Bo]

Harry caught a dead body floating in the fucking Gulf.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Reeled it in, thought it was a trophy fish.

[Harry]

I saw a video yesterday of a dude reeling in a like crazy fight. And then they get it up and it's a tire. They fought it for 45 minutes. He was. The guy was like. You said it was shaking like a fish.

[Francis]

I mean, on the first fish I caught a rock and I was.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Jubilant.

[Harry]

I mean, everything when you, when you hook onto anything in the water, it feels like a. It feels like a fish because it's, it's flowing with the current.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

We got. Me and my dad caught a lobster trap once with a. With the anchor of a boat.

[Bo]

Oh, shit.

[Harry]

Yeah. It was a Big problem.

[Bo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

I would almost prefer to not be catching fish, though. There was something about just not catching a damn fish on that last fish week. That was like. It was nice.

[Harry]

I couldn't disagree more.

[Francis]

It's kind of nice. It was just like us against the world.

[Harry]

We literally went fishing for like an hour.

[Francis]

Yeah. And you didn't show us a thing. And I thought that that was funny and charming.

[Harry]

Well, because we had to get into the action, you know, this time we'll be. It'll be all action.

[Francis]

Yeah. Because someone else will teach us.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly. It's not even gonna be like them teaching us. It's gonna be like they're gonna do everything for you.

[Francis]

Are we gonna go off the dock too?

[Bo]

I'm working on that, but, yeah.

[Francis]

Well, we have to have a guy teach us for that. Or can we, like.

[Bo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

We'll have to get our license.

[Francis]

Do you think it's worth just us trying to do one on our own and failing? No, not at all. That's. That ship has sailed. You want to catch fish?

[Bo]

I'm hungry. I want. The ocean is calling and I must go.

[Harry]

I mean, I'm the kind of guy I'm casting and anything I see. So, like, you know, you guys can fish with the guide, of course, but I'll probably.

[Francis]

Oh, see, I don't even have to see it. The cast.

[Harry]

Late, late at night. I'll probably mosey down to the water.

[Francis]

If we got that one house with the fucking. That that's right on the beach.

[Bo]

Well, I know that would have been

[Harry]

cool, but it was really.

[Francis]

Could have moseyed.

[Bo]

It was 30 minutes from where we need to be. There is night fishing, of course. It's big time. You can catch shark at night.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm not interested.

[Bo]

I don't either really want to do that.

[Harry]

I'm not really interested in the kind of fish that you have to, like, put your body on the line to bring it in. Like, lifting up my arm and reeling is enough.

[Bo]

Well, the tarpon are £100.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd imagine they're pretty similar to the cobia.

[Bo]

I think they're way bigger than that, dude. Yeah, those Kobes were, you know, 40 pounds at most.

[Harry]

What about that big one that we caught? That. That huge one? That had to have been more than £40.

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Harry]

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Same thing happened to me crazily.

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[Harry]

Yeah, If you hook into a hunt to an a hundred pound fish, it's got to be. That's got to be a battle.

[Bo]

Yeah, that's going to be a battle

[Francis]

bringing in a mermaid like I. I'll

[Harry]

be honest, I don't know if I can do that. I don't know if I've got that in me.

[Bo]

Not. Not without your pull ups strength that you've been like Letting go.

[Francis]

But it's, It's. It's better and stronger rods, right?

[Bo]

Yes.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

So it's built for that.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, they're built for that. But you still feel the just engagement core in him with just his hands.

[Bo]

Why would he do that?

[Francis]

Is that a Goliath grouper?

[Bo]

That's a red snapper.

[Harry]

That's a red snapper right there.

[Bo]

That's a gorgeous fish. And you get to keep those and eat them and, God, do they make for good eating.

[Harry]

Really?

[Bo]

Oh, you ever had red snapper?

[Harry]

I don't think so.

[Bo]

No snapper ceviche?

[Francis]

No red snappers or coconut crusted? I mean, that's one of my favorite dishes.

[Bo]

Yes.

[Harry]

So why don't we tell them that we're looking to just dial in on the snapper?

[Francis]

He doesn't. It doesn't work like that, bro.

[Bo]

We're going. We're going. We're hunting tarpon on the first day.

[Harry]

Tarpon.

[Bo]

We're going for snapper and grouper the second day.

[Harry]

Got it. Grouper. I mean, grouper would be like my arm. I've said it. I said it yesterday, but I think my arms would just. They'd just go with the rod. That's a catfish.

[Francis]

I think it's definitely a catfish. Oh, man. I. But do you ever. When you. When you're, like, reeling in a red snapper, do you ever think about the, like, nice memories it had as a child?

[Bo]

No. Because fish don't have long memories, right?

[Harry]

They have memory. That's how they know not to eat. That's how they know not to, like, eat gold coolers and stuff.

[Bo]

Short memories.

[Francis]

That's what they are. Fine to eat in, like by the dozen at a frat party. Goldfish live.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. Never had one. Not really my cup of tea.

[Francis]

Back up at Delta Sig, up at State, they used to have a party where there'd just be live goldfish and it'd be like, holy shit, Friedberg just ate 20 live gold.

[Harry]

Ew, that's nasty.

[Bo]

By the way, I've noticed. I've been getting. I've been getting a lot of feedback, unsolicited feedback for things that I say on the podcast. And I just said, I don't think fish have great memories. I was thinking of goldfish. Right? That's the saying.

[Francis]

Three second.

[Bo]

Oh, look, they do have. That's a myth. Because haven't you heard the saying, like, memory of a goldfish?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Inevitably, somebody is going to message me and say, I can't believe you thought fish didn't have memories. And you went to Harvard.

[Harry]

I don't think. I mean, I don't think they have like a particularly good memory.

[Francis]

You're thinking of Dory from. Because she forgets stuff like pretty frequently.

[Bo]

Well, what I was going to say is that we didn't take fish at Harvard. Just as I didn't take flags. Everyone got on me for not recognizing the Norwegian flag. We didn't take flags at Harvard. No, there wasn't flags.

[Harry]

No. I mean, I'm sure there is a class, but it just wasn't on. It wasn't one that you took.

[Bo]

No, that was a far afield.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And also it's like, where would I have learned that? Well, playing FIFA. That's where you learn the flag of Norway. I didn't play a lot of FIFA.

[Francis]

They were trash. They weren't a good team in FIFA. They're like three stars.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

FIFA people will. Someone was like, yeah.

[Francis]

No, it's not sucks. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Harry]

I played FIFA. I played FIFA when we were in Birmingham. Shit was ass.

[Francis]

You were probably ass at it.

[Harry]

I am ass at it. But it's also just slow. That's a good, you know, it's a good sports game. NHL. You ever play that? Yeah, we should play that.

[Bo]

I had NHL 99 on the computer.

[Harry]

Really?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Were you playing with like the keyboard?

[Bo]

Oh, it was amazing. Dude. The intro to that game was fucking incredible.

[Harry]

That's insane.

[Bo]

It was like, would you stop a speeding bullet? Are you afraid of the masked man? The goalie? It was like this crazy, crazy intro. I'll bring cool.

[Harry]

I'll bring the PlayStation down.

[Bo]

I loved it.

[Francis]

Will you bring down FIFA?

[Bo]

You could fight in NHL 99.

[Harry]

Could fight in all of them.

[Bo]

Could you? Yeah.

[Francis]

96. You could fight in 97. I remember you could fight in.

[Harry]

Damn. Crazy. Yeah. Was playing 90 the NHL 97.

[Francis]

Who

[Harry]

was on the COVID then? Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr.

[Francis]

It was like someone from the black. It was like someone from the Chicago Blackhawks. They had like Chris Chelios. Might have been Jeremy Jr might have been Roenick. Might have been one of them.

[Harry]

Really.

[Francis]

Absolute beauty.

[Harry]

What were you guys playing those games on? Just that you said the computer.

[Francis]

I had NES.

[Bo]

Oh, I also played. I also had triple play. 99. The baseball game.

[Harry]

I never got into that. Sounds fun though.

[Francis]

Old time hockey still play or. I don't know if he still posts. Do you know old time hockey? The accountant, he's like, hey, buddy, just going to go and make some.

[Harry]

Oh yeah, yeah. I Remember that guy?

[Bo]

That guy's great.

[Francis]

He would always play a little NHL 97 or some shit like that. Bring down the. Bring down the PlayStation. Let's play some FIFA. I'll spring for it for you, brother. Me and Francis will play a little FIFA on there. Yeah, FIFA D up, That'll be nice.

[Harry]

You get a little FIFA going. Get a little. We have ufc.

[Francis]

Me and Francis will play FIFA.

[Harry]

UFC is fun.

[Bo]

I bet that's fun.

[Harry]

It's very fun because you get to punch and stuff. Yeah, you get to punch.

[Francis]

I think it'll just be more fun if me and Francis are playing against each other because we're on the same.

[Harry]

Yeah, that'll be fun. Get to watch that 90 minute game unfold FIFA.

[Francis]

It was like a five minute game.

[Harry]

That shit's ass.

[Bo]

Have you seen the movie Green Street Hooligans? No, have you?

[Francis]

Yes.

[Bo]

I'm thinking about this scenario. Let's say that we're in, you know, downtown Fort Myers. Yeah. And we're walking and a group of bad guys comes up and corners us. Like seven or eight guys, right?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Bo]

And I turn to you and I say, like, all right, we're going to put our backs to the wall so that they can't surround us. You take the right half, I'll take the left half.

[Harry]

Seems like we're surrounded already.

[Bo]

Would you listen to me?

[Harry]

No.

[Bo]

Would you?

[Harry]

I would try to de escalate with my words.

[Bo]

It's too late for that. These guys.

[Harry]

Too late.

[Bo]

These guys are already.

[Harry]

It's never too late to de escalate.

[Bo]

The die is cast.

[Francis]

You're going, Morgan.

[Harry]

I mean, yeah. I don't know. I don't think I would be able to just take care of the right half.

[Bo]

But I'm just giving us the best chance we have.

[Harry]

Yeah. I think the best chance we have would be like, me just kind of stand there and you just try and take them all.

[Bo]

No, See, I need you. At the very least, you need to protect me.

[Harry]

I'm going to be no good when I get one first round KO'd. The first guy that comes up to me is just going to kill me.

[Bo]

So protect yourself from that. Right.

[Harry]

I don't think I can.

[Francis]

Fetal position. Yeah. Right. No, right to the fetal position.

[Harry]

Yeah. I think that I would have to start there. Like, I think it would have to be the best plan. Our best plan would be like, I go fetal position and you just try to protect me.

[Bo]

What if I just joined in, started kicking you with that? I'd be like, yeah, I've been meaning to beat this kid up. Good thinking, guys.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Then I'm just in a bad spot. Not good.

[Francis]

That movie is the biggest joke because of Elijah woods character specifically. Being tough sucks so bad. Not even him being tough. Even at the beginning when he's like, you're a fucking bloody journo. And he goes over there and he's trying to convince this British guy why baseball players are better athletes than soccer players. And he's like, the New York Yankees have a pitcher that can throw the baseball 90 miles an hour. It's like, dude, 90 miles an hour doesn't even make you the best pitcher on your high school. And you're using that as the shining example of like American athleticism. And you're supposed to be a journalist that like completely takes you out of it right away.

[Harry]

Is that Channing Tatum?

[Francis]

No, it's just some British fuck.

[Harry]

It looks like Channing Tatum. And then it looks like that kid looks like someone.

[Francis]

I don't know who. Maybe we watch that. Maybe we watch that down in Florida. We're going to. We're going to need to stay an extra day.

[Bo]

Charlie.

[Francis]

So much. That's Charlie.

[Bo]

Charlie Hunnam is an awesome actor.

[Harry]

Yeah. We'll have to watch Green Street Hooligans while we're down there.

[Bo]

Okay. What about the horror movie we were talking about?

[Harry]

Now I think it's going to be Green Street Hooligans.

[Bo]

It's gotten into you.

[Harry]

I think that's kind of what everyone's feeling.

[Francis]

I don't mind getting spooked. I don't. I don't mind that at all. But we're gonna have to start it early. Maybe we watch it on the boat. Maybe we get Starlink.

[Harry]

Definitely.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Throw it on the boat just to psych us up while we're in our 45 minute reel. Well, we're just battling. Just watch. Green Screed Hooligans.

[Harry]

What if we get. What if we get like a shipwreck out there?

[Francis]

Is there room for Fasoli on the boat?

[Bo]

No. What?

[Harry]

Brutal, Ruthless. Apparently Fasoli is dying to go.

[Bo]

Is he?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Shut up.

[Harry]

Yeah, apparently he wants in.

[Bo]

Why? Big fan, dude. If we brought Fasoli, our boat would sink within 100 yards of shore.

[Harry]

I mean, it's gotta be a pretty big boat now.

[Bo]

He'd find some way to create a catastrophic wreck.

[Harry]

No, no, no.

[Bo]

We would barrel.

[Francis]

I wanted to see the dolphins.

[Harry]

Fasoli, apparently he really wants in.

[Francis]

Yeah. Or that. We were saying that maybe he gets another boat to fly drone off of like, he rose. He rose out to fly drone and just kind of floats by us. Or maybe we tug him.

[Bo]

Does Fasoli really want to come? Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

How did he know about this?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Fish week is making. What do you mean? It's national news.

[Harry]

Yeah, it' making the rounds.

[Francis]

He texted me about it. I know. He texted Mac, too. Right? Mac?

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He's my boss.

[Bo]

You're kidding. Fasoli is your boss? Oh, my God. Listen, I'm. I'm a. I love me for some Fasoli, but that. That he would be in charge of anyone is Fasoli.

[Harry]

He can. He can.

[Francis]

He had to approve your travel. I think

[Harry]

he can take charge. He was down there in Dallas when we were down there, and he definitely was, like, running the show.

[Bo]

Okay.

[Francis]

He was. I was just telling these guys he made it. He was so sad when I brought up the Diana Rossini situation. Oh, you don't know about this because you don't have Twitter anymore. You don't know about this.

[Harry]

You don't know about that?

[Bo]

No. What happened?

[Harry]

The Vrabel.

[Francis]

Mike Vrabel.

[Bo]

Well, you texted our group and you were like, come get your boy. Rabel and Rossini.

[Harry]

Yeah. It's not a good look.

[Bo]

Why not? What's wrong with her?

[Francis]

She's married. He's married. And she's. She reports on the. On the. She's like the insider who's always given, like, oh, they're having an affair.

[Harry]

Well, let's not jump to conclusions here.

[Francis]

All we have is PNV pictures. He might have fallen.

[Harry]

Let's not jump to conclusions. Yeah, it looks like, you know, I mean, look, he's coming off the loss in the super bowl. Like they're hanging out, just decompressing. Apparently, there was four other people that aren't in the photo.

[Francis]

That's what he was saying.

[Harry]

He was like, AI, is this.

[Bo]

Is this a big story?

[Francis]

Yeah, it's the biggest story possible.

[Bo]

Can you remind me who. Diana Rossini. She's a sideline reporter.

[Francis]

She's like an insider. She's like an NFL insider. She'll, like, break a scoop. Be like, I thought, I can't tell you. Who knows this, huh?

[Bo]

I was going to make that.

[Harry]

I had a feeling you were going to say that.

[Bo]

You have it. I knew you wanted it. I said, I'm gonna let him have it.

[Francis]

The inside her. Yeah.

[Harry]

Classic. Yeah.

[Francis]

She said. They said it was laughable, but. And they said there's four other people there with them, even though they're on the roof of a Honeymoon suite that you can only get to because there's two people allowed.

[Harry]

And they got to show the view. Got to see the view. Like, it's clearly like a. It's like a couple.

[Francis]

It's an adult only resort.

[Harry]

If they're linking out, like, if they pan out, they're like in the middle of like the Grand Canyon.

[Bo]

They're on a bed that rotates.

[Harry]

Yeah, Yeah. I saw like a. I saw like the. The wide angle photo and it's like

[Francis]

there's in the New York Post article. It's so beautiful.

[Harry]

Stunning.

[Francis]

It's like, I get it. I get this.

[Bo]

She's quite lovely. I don't have an issue with that.

[Francis]

I mean, I'm not saying she's gross. I'm saying she's married and has kids,

[Bo]

so I didn't know that. Yeah, that's not great.

[Harry]

It. But I mean, you know, and she's.

[Francis]

And she's trying to drive up the price of A.J. brown through her buddy and she's trying to screw the eagles over while she's screwing.

[Harry]

That photo is bad.

[Francis]

Look how far? Yeah, how far? So beautiful. It's so be.

[Bo]

It's sunset people. They're hiking on that over there. Four other people 17 miles away.

[Francis]

They both said they were groups of three.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Out there. The third person in a group of three. And then it was laughable.

[Harry]

How do they not see the person taking the photo?

[Bo]

Like, obviously that's a telephoto lens. That could be. That could be Fasoli that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Honestly, he's flying a drone in Utah and they caught that.

[Harry]

You gotta feel like such a piece of taking that when you're taking those photos. Just. No, they don't. All the way. Zooming in.

[Francis]

Well, it was two weeks ago, so imagine the negotiation that this person had with TMZ and the Daily Mail and.

[Bo]

Yeah, they sold them.

[Francis]

Daily News.

[Bo]

Paparazzi are ruthless.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

You ever watch?

[Harry]

I mean, I guess it's like, you know, they shouldn't be.

[Francis]

Yeah. The paparazzi are the bad people in this situation.

[Harry]

Yeah, they're definitely the bad people. But if you do, you do got to feel a little bit like, oh,

[Francis]

I'm ruining someone's life. Right.

[Harry]

Well, you're not, I guess, like, you're not ruining their. Like they've made their own decisions, but at the same time, it's like they're.

[Bo]

They are thinking, oh, my God, this is my moment. Yeah, this is my break.

[Francis]

There's definitely like, this is. They didn't stumble on this.

[Harry]

This is like Princess Diana photos.

[Francis]

Well, but like someone wasn't taking pictures of goats and they turned around and saw Frable and Rossini. It was like that someone's on a mission.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

To find someone got tipped off.

[Harry]

Exactly.

[Bo]

By a bellboy.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Or like Grand Canyon. Hilton.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. Wherever the they are.

[Bo]

Wherever they are.

[Francis]

Exotica. Grand Canyon.

[Harry]

I mean, I don't know. I'm. I'll be honest, I'm a little worried.

[Francis]

Yeah, but this could. I mean, this could spurn them. Yeah.

[Bo]

It's the off season.

[Harry]

Well, you know, like, Drake May kind of had those Snapchats that were getting leaked.

[Francis]

He did.

[Harry]

I'm just starting to wonder what kind of team were. What's.

[Francis]

What's the Drake May Snapchat. Snapchat.

[Harry]

He didn't see that when they were. He was like posting like the ones from college.

[Francis]

Oh, from college.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, they're old.

[Francis]

He's a married man now.

[Harry]

I think he was. I mean, him and his girlfriend have been together since they were like 10.

[Francis]

Oh, okay.

[Bo]

So handsome.

[Francis]

It's a nasty world. Doesn't he look like he'd be one of Harry's friends?

[Bo]

Harry doesn't have friends anymore.

[Harry]

I have tons of friends.

[Francis]

Cringe.

[Harry]

I'm not allowed to talk about them

[Francis]

making that face like that, you know?

[Harry]

You know, my friend who moved went fishing with one of our fans.

[Bo]

I love that. You cannot say this person's name.

[Francis]

But, but continue.

[Bo]

We all know who you're talking about. It's like some weird fucking, like, punishment.

[Harry]

I'm kind of just doing it to fuck with him now. But yeah, he went fishing with one of our fans. Isn't that crazy? Like just the two of them on a boat. Nuts.

[Bo]

He messaged me recently.

[Harry]

Oh yeah?

[Bo]

Yeah, he did.

[Francis]

What did he say?

[Bo]

I'll tell you. Out of nowhere he goes, happy Easter weekend, brother.

[Harry]

Who is.

[Bo]

And then he named a woman and I go, haha, what do I know her? And she. He goes, she followed me on Insta. And you follow her too. I figured you knew her. And I gave up my social media so I couldn't check. Oh, and. And I was like, send me a screenshot of her. What's that?

[Harry]

I said, what the is he texting you about this for?

[Francis]

Because he had a baddie slide. What are you talking about? Let him live.

[Harry]

He's like 13 followers on Instagram.

[Bo]

Listen to this. This gets even better. So I was like, I can't really check, but send me a screenshot of her. She must be cute. And he goes, haha, she's all right. I unfollowed her, so I can't see her profile now.

[Francis]

Dude, he followed her and then un. Which is.

[Bo]

So I go cold, cold. Cold as ice.

[Harry]

This was this weekend?

[Bo]

Yeah, on Sunday on Easter. Do you think he's gonna make. Get mad at me for telling this story about him?

[Harry]

I don't know. I mean, that's his problem at that point. He shouldn't be texting. Every host of the podcast doesn't want us to talk about it.

[Bo]

Does it piss you off that he's texting me? No.

[Harry]

No, I don't care.

[Bo]

I don't think. I think you care. I thought that was the funniest thing that he would.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

First of all, he followed her. Was like, I don't like that. Unfollowed. And then was like, he's still thinking about her.

[Francis]

Y.

[Bo]

Still.

[Francis]

She's still on his mind. He can't quit her.

[Bo]

I need it. I need to triple check that. I haven't let a good one go here. I have no idea who the woman is, you know, don't tell him that, though. It could be. It could be someone I. I'm related to or someone that I thought was attractive. But if Bo doesn't think she's attractive, I'm sure I don't.

[Francis]

Yeah, well, now you've said his name.

[Bo]

Oh, excuse me.

[Harry]

Yeah, we'll have to bleep that out.

[Bo]

Damn it.

[Francis]

Well, now we all know who.

[Harry]

I don't really know. I mean, I like, I. He said he's coming to. He's gonna come to Atlanta for the bush thing, the next Bush event. So I was like, it seems like, you know, you're trying to get back in. You want it out now he wants back in because he probably saw the perks of. Yeah, he went out on the boat, went fishing.

[Bo]

Yeah. He's using you for fishing. Now he's using me for women.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

For gash.

[Harry]

Yeah. It's not good.

[Bo]

He's trying to get. He's trying to get.

[Harry]

I'm gonna have to have a conversation with him.

[Bo]

He's trying to get ax wound through me.

[Francis]

What are you gonna say to him?

[Harry]

Down. I'm gonna say, control yourself.

[Bo]

What do you think he's gonna use Roan for?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Well, once he knocks up gash lady.

[Harry]

Yeah, Fatherhood advice.

[Bo]

Hey, man, I need. I need help getting my kids into the best kindergarten. You know any. You know any clinics here in fucking Birmingham?

[Francis]

Birmingham. Birmingham.

[Harry]

I think we're gonna go down to Birmingham soon, though. Scope it out. Looks Nice, to be honest. I mean, he's got a yard. He's got a house in a front and a backyard.

[Bo]

People said we were wrong about Birmingham, Alabama.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, that's. Me and Bo were actually earned. Me and. Yeah, we were talking about it the other day. We were talking about it the other day. We were saying. He was saying that he thinks that you would really like it, and he said that the guy that he brought out on the boat said that what Francis needs is a Southern gal. Is that apparently so they were on the boat talking about you.

[Bo]

Is that why he. Do you think he's trying to set me up with this girl?

[Harry]

Might be. He could be.

[Bo]

I don't. I can't. Too late. I can't. I have no access to it anymore.

[Harry]

They said that. They said that. You don't know that. They said that's the one thing that you don't know that you're missing is a Southern gal.

[Bo]

Well, Jerry said that I need a Latin woman.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

So everyone has their opinions, all got their own opinions.

[Harry]

Yeah. Jerry will be like, you got to get down to Columbia.

[Bo]

Yeah. He's like, they're the best safe. You know, they don't talk. Whatever. They don't talk.

[Francis]

They certainly. They certainly talk back, but there's just a language barrier.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

What you need is one of the. The people who was on the show Summer House.

[Harry]

No, I kind of agree with Bo. I kind of agree with them. I think that. I think that you would. I think you would like the South America.

[Francis]

South America or the South?

[Harry]

No, the south, like, you would get.

[Francis]

You could.

[Harry]

First of all, you could buy a house that's like, the size of this office.

[Bo]

I know.

[Harry]

Double the size of this office for, like. And it would be, like, not expensive.

[Bo]

What good is that? And you know what I mean?

[Harry]

It's so good.

[Francis]

I could see Francis stepping out onto the front porch of, like, it's.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That's plantation in a linen suit.

[Harry]

And you just. You don't even see, like, this tree. You just see, like, the. Like your. Your yard.

[Bo]

I have always liked into the distance, those sort of mossy trees where the moss or whatever hangs down off of them and creates that kind of.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Foggy, spooky.

[Harry]

Yeah, I know exactly what I mean. Yeah.

[Francis]

That's the dream. They're. They're heavy in Louisiana.

[Harry]

I. I thought it was a dumb idea. And then I'll FaceTime him, and he'll be fucking chipping balls in his front yard.

[Bo]

Yeah. Look. That's awesome. I guess when I say, what's the point of that? I mean, all of those places are so far away from where my work is that I guess I would only have it as a vacation home.

[Francis]

I mean, I think that you could help Dave rewrite the book that you wrote from anywhere. What, like, you could have done the book stuff from Birmingham.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

If you had a house, if you had a plantation in Birmingham.

[Harry]

If we established this podcast as a remote podcast, like, if we started it as a remote podcast, like Spitting Chiclets is, I would definitely not be in New York, that's for sure.

[Bo]

I wonder if we could phase that in somehow. Just green screen, like, we each get a slice of this set.

[Harry]

Yeah, we would have to do something like that. But, yeah, I would probably notice the

[Bo]

guys are talking over each other a lot more than usual.

[Harry]

That's literally the only problem with doing remote is that you're constantly talking over each other.

[Bo]

Yeah. Because we don't right now.

[Harry]

Yeah, well, we do right now, by the way.

[Bo]

I feel when I say that I'm guilty of it, but I don't necessarily mean to. I'm just not. Not looking necessarily at the mouth, which you got. That's how you avoid it.

[Harry]

I mean, doing it on remote is impossible unless you guys all. Unless everyone's got, like, fiber Internet and, like.

[Francis]

But you. Because when you're doing it live, you can kind of turn down your volume. Is in the middle of hearing someone else talk.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You don't realize it till later on. Do you see how you just did that? You started to talk and then you.

[Harry]

No, I kind of just. When we do this, I kind of just go into a flow state.

[Francis]

You were. That's what I'm saying. You, like, naturally modulated your. Your voice.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

I'm sure this is what people want to hear about.

[Bo]

Wait a minute.

[Harry]

This is good podcasting.

[Bo]

Where would you go if we did this remote? Where would you live?

[Harry]

See, that's the thing probably. Like, I'd probably end up just staying around here because I don't really want to move that far away from New England. Like, I like living in New England or that area, I guess. Yeah.

[Bo]

But. Well, that's where I would. I would go to Maine.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I'd probably go somewhere. Probably go to either Massachusetts or New Hampshire.

[Bo]

Not Maine.

[Harry]

New Hampshire. It's got no.

[Francis]

Go to New Hampshire.

[Harry]

They have no. What's it called?

[Bo]

Sales tax.

[Harry]

They have no income tax either.

[Bo]

I think they have income tax.

[Harry]

I think it's the same as, like. It's the same as Like Florida and Texas.

[Bo]

I don't think you're right about that.

[Harry]

I was literally having a conversation.

[Bo]

If I'm wrong, I apologize. But I know they have no sales tax.

[Harry]

State personal income does not have a

[Bo]

state personal income tax on wages or salary. Wow, good for you. That's a win for you.

[Harry]

I didn't know that either, though.

[Bo]

Sorry. They didn't teach New Hampshire state income tax at Harvard. Not a class that I took.

[Harry]

I know, but I didn't know it either.

[Bo]

I'm the dumbest person.

[Harry]

I said when my. My dad said that and I was like, there's no way it's the same as like Texas and Florida. And he was like, no, it's the same.

[Bo]

Well, New Hampshire, that's we. You know what's crazy about that? Yeah. It's like when there's no sales, usually they have to. The state has to make it up somehow. Right. So if they're giving up on income tax or sales tax, like, that must mean that there some other tax in New Hampshire has got to be like the highest in the country. Country probably like school tax maybe, or like their local property tax. Exceptionally high local property taxes. Yeah, there you go.

[Francis]

But if everything is cheap, like, what

[Harry]

if I just got like a nice little. Just a one bedroom.

[Francis]

Why not have a spread? Why not be in a nice little hamlet and have some land?

[Harry]

Because the property taxes are going to be through the roof.

[Francis]

Yeah, but the property will still be cheap. That like the tax will just be high.

[Harry]

I see.

[Francis]

The percentage will be high.

[Harry]

I see. So, yeah, I think New Hampshire is where I'm gonna move.

[Francis]

Have you ever even been there?

[Harry]

So many times.

[Bo]

There's very little ocean front.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Bo]

Portsmouth is really the only area that has any access to the ocean.

[Harry]

Yeah, but I'm not like a big ocean guy.

[Francis]

Portsmouth is beautiful though.

[Bo]

Smith is nice.

[Francis]

It's beautiful.

[Harry]

Right. Outlets there too.

[Bo]

Are you gonna go to Lake Winnipesaukee area?

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. I love Winnipesaukee.

[Bo]

That is a nice area. Fancy.

[Harry]

They got a lot of summer camps out there.

[Francis]

I was up there when I found out Michael Jackson died in Winnipesaukee.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. Same time.

[Harry]

My dad used to go to camp on Lake Winnipesaukee.

[Francis]

I saw him up there.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

He told me Michael Jackson.

[Harry]

Excuse me.

[Bo]

That whole exchange, not possible.

[Francis]

Yeah, it couldn't.

[Harry]

Did not possible now. You never would have got. We never would have got that.

[Bo]

Yeah, we wouldn't have had it. Fiber optic cables, not fast enough.

[Harry]

But I also probably Would have been like, as soon as this was over, I would be outside, you know, stretching the legs, getting loose.

[Bo]

It's a real Sophie's Choice. It is, yeah.

[Harry]

What it comes down to is I just got to get outside more.

[Bo]

I was talking to Robbie Berger, you know, your pal.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. Was Cold Cuts there?

[Bo]

No, no, I was just text. Well, I don't know. Texting with him.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

And first of all, I told him he's got to come on the pot.

[Harry]

Yeah, definitely.

[Bo]

And he said he'd love to. He likes the pot.

[Francis]

Great.

[Bo]

So I think that would be good. I don't mean to make executive decisions on who we should ask.

[Harry]

No, I would have Robbie. I would have.

[Bo]

Yeah, I would have him. I think Rob Robbie Berger would be a great guess on the pot.

[Harry]

So do I.

[Bo]

Okay, well, glad to hear it because it's a very different tune from the one you sang when you were like, who the are they?

[Harry]

Well, I mean, they got some crazy names. Nothing wrong with that.

[Bo]

They're huge.

[Francis]

No, but he's saying that their names are funny. Like.

[Harry]

Yeah, they got funny names.

[Francis]

Crazy. Not like big names. Just like he's. He just thinks they're. They're clowns to him.

[Harry]

No, they're not clowns. It's just when you hear those names and you don't know who they are, like, that's going to be your reaction. It's like, what. Whose name is Robbie?

[Francis]

Col is a common name.

[Harry]

Well, it's who. It's Robbie Burger. And who's the Cold Cuts?

[Francis]

Joey Cold Cuts.

[Harry]

Joey Cold Cuts.

[Francis]

Cold Cuts is a common Italian name. I don't understand.

[Harry]

My name was Harry Steak. Harry Shrimp Cocktail.

[Francis]

Harry shrimp cocktail. That's like brianna chicken fry.

[Bo]

Like, honestly, like harry's lasagna.

[Harry]

I don't think, like, I mean, I don't. It's not that crazy to be like, who. Who are they? But now that I know them, I'm

[Francis]

obsessed with both of those names. Ranch Lasagna. Harry Shrock. Like, you understand that if that was your name, Dave would pay you three times what you're. What you're getting paid. You understand that, right?

[Harry]

Change it to that Shrimp cock.

[Francis]

Harry Shroom Cocktail. You know that, Dave, like, if you even if like you went and witnessed protection or something, or even just had a different disguise somehow got an internship, you would get hired right away as Harry Shroom Cocktail. I really need, like, a new name with Frankie Lasagna.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

You can see Harry being a little cautious right now because he's worked very hard to rebrand himself off of Little Sasquatch. I feel like this name is setting it.

[Harry]

I would love it.

[Francis]

Harry Shroom Cock.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, your next comic, Harry Shrimp Cocktail.

[Harry]

Yeah. And then everyone and I would get up, and I would do only jokes about shrimp cocktail. You ever get it when the shrimps. It's a little too jumbo.

[Francis]

I'm getting ahead of myself.

[Bo]

Anyway. I'm at the tail end of my set here, and that's it.

[Francis]

And those are the only ones you can make.

[Harry]

Gonna try out some new stuff tonight

[Francis]

that. I mean, that would go so hard. Hard.

[Harry]

It would be nice. I think it would be good. I think it'd be a good change for me.

[Francis]

That's like a. Yeah, it's like a merch line, too.

[Harry]

I mean, I would have to get out. I would probably. That. That would be like, when I move, maybe I'll go. Maybe I'll move to Louisiana and I'll be Harry Shrimp Cocktail. Po Boy Harry.

[Bo]

You know, there'd be some. There'd be some detective in that small town who'd like finally put the photos. Shrimp Cocktail. Airy. Settle.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

What's he running from?

[Harry]

Definitely need. I need a better name. I think that's what's really holding me back right now.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You don't need to just fall back on that one.

[Bo]

The shrimp Cocktail.

[Francis]

That'd be so nice. I'm buying things. I mean. And Francis Lasagna is really good.

[Harry]

Francis Lasagna is great.

[Francis]

It's really good. That guy gets. That guy gets a lot of. That guy gets in a Josh Safdie movie.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Francis Lasagna.

[Bo]

That's probably true, but that's the only movie he ever does.

[Francis]

Yeah. But still, though, like, you know Chalamet. You have Chalamet's Instagram or something? Probably not phone number, but yeah. Access to.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You guys follow each other? Could be, yeah.

[Bo]

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[Bo]

Well, the point I was going to make was that I was texting with Robbie Berger.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And I told he I was like I said because he heard that how we talked about him again and I was like, you know, I had to explain to Harry who you were.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And he was like I thought it was hilarious. And I was like, you have to understand that Harry is like a 90 year old man who lives in Paris and only leaves his like rent controlled apartment to feed the pigeons from the same bench every single day. As soon as that loaf of bread is done, he goes right back inside.

[Harry]

Yeah, essentially. And not if I. Well, that's cuz I live in New York though. You got to keep that in mind. What if I was down in Louisiana?

[Francis]

Oh, you'd be riding a four wheeler around, you'd be on, you'd be on a fanboat in the bayou.

[Harry]

Big time, stretching the legs.

[Francis]

Harry Po boy. Back for another round. Welcome back to Son of a Boy dad podcast.

[Harry]

Today is Tuesday.

[Francis]

Oh man, so nice. You gotta get down there.

[Harry]

We should all go down to Birmingham and we should do a video down there.

[Francis]

I always wanted to do a video where you're like supposed to be flying to Birmingham, England and you wind up at Birmingham, Alabama. But I don't know if which one's worse though.

[Harry]

Birmingham, England, 100.

[Bo]

You know what we could do, which I think would be cool, is we could, we could make the series about finding Beau.

[Harry]

It would be interesting. I don't know if he would like it.

[Bo]

Wasn't there a movie called where is Bo? Or who is Bo's Afraid? Bo is Afraid. I don't like that. I think we're just finding Bo.

[Francis]

I think we could find him. I think it would be a very short series.

[Harry]

It'd be very easy to find him.

[Francis]

Yeah, we just would kind of just pull up on him.

[Bo]

But what if we couldn't message gym and what if we had to go down to Birmingham and find just through word of mouth, asking questions, basically, like,

[Harry]

I think we would be able to find him easily.

[Bo]

Searching for Sugarman.

[Harry]

Oh, you watched that?

[Bo]

Yeah, I did.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Haven't we talked about that multiple times as often as your burst for I

[Harry]

thought, I always say, every time you bring it up, I say, you got to watch that.

[Bo]

Not anymore.

[Harry]

You watched it, correct. Pretty good.

[Bo]

Great phenomenon. Yes.

[Harry]

Isn't it so funny that he was just fucking like painting houses in Detroit

[Bo]

and that once he went back and did the tours, the sold out tours in South Africa, he came back to

[Harry]

Detroit, he was like, fuck this,

[Francis]

I

[Harry]

don't want to do that ever again.

[Francis]

Probably gave him so much anxiety that he had never had. He was probably just all day, so Zen like as he strokes and they

[Harry]

were like, yo, it turns out that you're the most famous person ever in South America or South Africa.

[Bo]

I think we go find Bo.

[Harry]

It's not a bad idea.

[Bo]

And we find out what he really wants.

[Francis]

I think we can't let him hear this part of it or actually. Well, you don't know his address, right?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

I think we go to the city center of Birmingham. We could probably find him within a day easily.

[Harry]

I think we can find him in less than that.

[Bo]

I don't think so. How long has he been there?

[Harry]

I don't know. Month, Two months.

[Bo]

Yeah. Not that many people know Bo.

[Harry]

They all know him.

[Francis]

But I think Birmingham is like.

[Bo]

Do you know Bo is the name of the show?

[Harry]

Yes.

[Francis]

Good.

[Bo]

The show.

[Francis]

I think that the city center, like, I think you could map the parts of the city where he would walk in a pretty narrow. Like, I think that Birmingham is.

[Harry]

I just think that he's. I think he's talking to everybody, so I think it wouldn't be.

[Bo]

Certainly seems like it.

[Harry]

I don't think it would be hard to find him. I think if we went to the city center, they'd be like, he was just in here.

[Bo]

In here.

[Harry]

He literally just. Just left two minutes ago.

[Bo]

He asked me. He asked me why I was following this girl on Instagram. I was like, I don't know, man.

[Francis]

Told me I need a Southern Bell. I think we could find that. That would be a fun show. The do you know Bo show.

[Bo]

Bo show is a great show.

[Harry]

I mean, I still think the better show would have been if you came and found us in Wyoming. Francis.

[Bo]

I wanted to, but at that time, I actually worried I would upset you if I did that.

[Harry]

No. It would have been so fun. Money.

[Francis]

Do you have. What are you looking for?

[Bo]

Water.

[Harry]

You're looking for a vape? Where's my vape?

[Bo]

Did you guys take my. It's not funny.

[Francis]

Is not funny anymore.

[Bo]

I don't. I thought I had a water around here somewhere.

[Francis]

You did.

[Bo]

There it is. Sorry. That is a full moment of you. Like, remember when you used to lose your vape and be in your.

[Francis]

That was funny and fun. Maybe you do need a Southern Bell, though. I like that idea.

[Harry]

I think it would be smart. I think it would be. I think you would like the South a lot.

[Bo]

The problem is that I. I'm about as New England of a boy as. As it gets.

[Francis]

I think that there's, like a U curve where it's like, far from it. Like, you get. It gets close to each other.

[Harry]

I feel like that, like, I feel like some areas of the south like, that are, like, somewhat similar to, like, like your upstate area. Yeah.

[Francis]

It's just a different accent. Yeah, I. I definitely think that. But then you, like, you. You would wind up meeting a Girl

[Harry]

who's like, yo, I'm serious, it's too

[Bo]

hot in the South.

[Harry]

It's very like, that's the thing that

[Bo]

he has really struggle with. I can't live down there.

[Harry]

He also hasn't been down there when it's been.

[Bo]

Yeah, 200 degrees out.

[Harry]

It's coming. Yeah, it's going to come. Yeah.

[Bo]

I don't understand. And really well, this is gonna be a dumb comment again, but just know

[Harry]

that I know that 100 degrees in

[Bo]

August, if you think about, if you think about how it's like in the summer, it's crazy humid in New York City. Right? Crazy humidity. It's awful. Right?

[Harry]

Hell.

[Bo]

And then you're like, well, what's a completely different climate from New York City? Florida. And yet Florida gets incredibly humid.

[Harry]

Humid. Does it? I feel like, I thought Florida was supposed to be like a dry heat.

[Bo]

It's not. It's humid.

[Francis]

The swamp is dry heat.

[Harry]

Oh, I guess that wouldn't make sense. They have like thunderstorms constantly.

[Bo]

Florida's humid.

[Francis]

You're thinking of like Arizona.

[Bo]

Yeah, that's the only place it's not humid. Where is it? California's not that humid because of the coast, I guess. But why don't we have. Is anyone.

[Francis]

The mountains.

[Bo]

Can we. Can we learn about humidity?

[Harry]

The humidity is the worst.

[Bo]

I hate the humidity. You. I'll take 100 degree dry heat over 85. High humidity any day of the week.

[Harry]

Humidity. I hate it. Geographical location, moisture sources, etc. Etc.

[Francis]

See, I don't mean to flex that much, but I just do not. I feel like I don't feel temperature as much as other people. Hot or cold. I'm never over here being like, oh, I only feel.

[Harry]

Lying.

[Bo]

I only feel the heat.

[Francis]

What are you talking about? I'm lying.

[Bo]

He's not lying. He drives. He said he bikes every day of the year. Coldest day of the year, he'll. He'll be biking home.

[Francis]

We're just in the office. Like, if people are cold. You just learned the phrase pick me and you're just spamming it like a toddler.

[Harry]

Yeah. Freezing out. Did you guys not bike in?

[Francis]

Huh?

[Harry]

No, just around.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

I was making fun of you.

[Francis]

Fucking pick me.

[Harry]

I was baking. Pick me jokes about you.

[Francis]

No, it's valid.

[Harry]

That's cuz you got that. You got that central air.

[Francis]

What do you. What do you mean?

[Harry]

You got central air at home.

[Francis]

Yeah, Francis has central air.

[Harry]

You got central air.

[Bo]

You need to put it on me.

[Francis]

Well, he's saying that the only reason I don't. I feel this way is because I have central air. Oh, central air.

[Bo]

I feel like when you get.

[Harry]

When you got central air, like the temperature doesn't matter. You're going. You. You know, you're coming home to, like. It's when you walking by, like an Old Navy and like a hot day. Open the door.

[Francis]

Door.

[Harry]

Gust of cold air.

[Bo]

That's nice.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

You know what I've learned, Harry? Which is crazy.

[Harry]

What have you learned?

[Bo]

Think about how cold the winter was that we just had.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It wasn't terrible.

[Bo]

Oh, come on now.

[Francis]

It was. It was unrelenting and brutal.

[Bo]

It was as serious steel temperature.

[Francis]

It was a bad winter.

[Bo]

People would tell him.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

They'd be like, I heard.

[Harry]

So, you know.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

They're saying.

[Bo]

A lot of people are saying.

[Francis]

They're saying it's cold outside.

[Harry]

Must be cold.

[Bo]

I take their word.

[Harry]

Well, apparently, we're getting a nasty cold front.

[Francis]

I wouldn't know now. I have no idea about that, but go on. We were having a terrible winter.

[Bo]

Well, allegedly, when you. My building. The building I live in is newer.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And so it. I didn't turn on my heat one time this winter.

[Francis]

So well insulated.

[Bo]

Because it's so well insulated.

[Harry]

Wow. That's crazy. My. My apartment is so. My apartment is whatever temperature it is outside.

[Bo]

Your apartment is made of bamboo. It's like a.

[Harry]

It's because that window.

[Bo]

Mud hut.

[Harry]

Yeah. That window that I have, it's essentially just open. There's no closing.

[Francis]

It's thin glass.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's thin glass. And there's also a gap that's this big in the window. So it's always. It's. If it's cold out, it's freezing and loud.

[Bo]

And I've lived in really old apartments, old walls, mockups, and things like that. And that is the thing you realize is that the insulation thing is a big deal. Temperature regulation in New York is crazy.

[Harry]

But I'm. I'm a big temperature. Like, I'm always noticing the temperature. Like, if it's. If it's too hot, I'm. You're gonna hear about it.

[Francis]

Like a girl. That's like a girl.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

I don't think so.

[Harry]

If it's too cold, you're gonna know.

[Bo]

I don't think you are. Because you wear coats when we podcast.

[Francis]

Let's just dysmorphism.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's just. That's. That's. That's the body dysmorphia breaking through the temperature.

[Francis]

You have to tier the priorities. Maslow's Hierarchy?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

[Francis]

Damn, dude, it's going to be so nice in Florida. What temps are we looking at next week?

[Harry]

Mid-70s.

[Bo]

The weather's really great.

[Harry]

I think so.

[Francis]

Oh, that's perfect for some hook.

[Bo]

It's all really good.

[Harry]

Get some hook going. Ask Gemini. Do me a favor. Ask Gemini real quick what the weather's gonna be.

[Francis]

Did you see Sam Altman responding to that?

[Harry]

The guy making the video?

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, that's so that guy first off, is so.

[Harry]

He's. He's done so many of those videos,

[Francis]

but he's also like, done. He's doing the Lord's work, showing how fucking dumb AI is.

[Harry]

Yeah. Especially ChatGPT.

[Francis]

This guy is like asking ChatGPT Francis, this is a video for.

[Bo]

So fun.

[Harry]

Funny.

[Francis]

He just asked Chat GPT, like, time me when I run this mile. And he'll just like, go like, walk off screen and be like, okay, I'm back. And chat GPT is like, well, looks like you took seven, like seven minutes.

[Harry]

10 on the dot.

[Francis]

Yeah. Then it says 10 on the dot when he does it again. And it's like. And Sam Altman had to like, address it, saying, that model can't do that.

[Harry]

Well, he just addressed it and pretty much was like, it doesn't work.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He's like, that model is actually not capable of keeping time. It's like. So then why is it allowing him to keep time? Time, yeah.

[Francis]

Why is it saying it can?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then the guy's like, you're lying. He's just is dummying it. Sam Altman is. Is. Has to be the worst human alive.

[Harry]

Definitely top three right now.

[Bo]

Really?

[Francis]

Did you hear about the allegations from his sister?

[Bo]

No.

[Harry]

Apparently he was touching on his sister.

[Francis]

What, forever for? Yeah. Since she was a damn near a toddler. Yeah.

[Bo]

Oh, my God.

[Francis]

Three to 13 or something like that.

[Harry]

It begs the question, is he actually gave gay or is he pulling to Kevin Spacy?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

What?

[Harry]

Or I guess Kevin Spacy was gay. I don't know. Remember when Kevin Spacy got in trouble and he was like, well, I'm gay.

[Bo]

Yeah, I do.

[Francis]

So it is the perfect get out of jail free card. Nam blow.

[Harry]

Yeah. Sam Altman's a freak in every way possible and a liar.

[Francis]

These dudes just like, are trying to Steve Job pill themselves. Fake autists.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Nothing worse than a fake autist.

[Harry]

Well, it's like they're trying to Steve Jobs themselves, but like, Steve Jobs was so much more, like, innovative than they are. Like, they're not really bringing anything to the Table. Other than, like. Like, does anyone actually use Chat GBT still? Like, frequently. People still hammer in it.

[Francis]

I'll hammer it for a recipe and a workout. Those are my two things that I'll use it for.

[Bo]

Oh, I have a workout coming today that is going to fucking ruin my life.

[Harry]

I got to go back. I haven't been to the gym in, like, over a week.

[Bo]

Oh, boy. I'm really.

[Francis]

Someone rep it out for us.

[Bo]

Someone sent it to me, and I am genuinely afraid of what it's. What is about to happen.

[Francis]

Read it to us.

[Bo]

Well, okay. This guy, he just sent me the clip, and he goes, good luck. Oh, and it's. You take two kettlebells, and you're basically doing. It's like a man maker workout. So I think we used to call man makers. It was like both kettlebells down. You do a full push up, and then you stand up, you clean the them, and then do like a double thruster. And that's. That's one. And you have to accumulate a hundred

[Francis]

cleaning kettlebells, and you're like a woman maker.

[Bo]

You're trying to do it. You're trying to do it. Under 30 minutes is the goal.

[Francis]

How many?

[Harry]

100.

[Bo]

100.

[Francis]

Oh, my God.

[Bo]

So basically, he. They say do five and then rest till the next minute starts. But that's still. That's a. That's a 30 minute.

[Harry]

I don't play with. I don't play around with that. But like this. The next 20 minutes set begins when the minute ends. That's what. That's how they did us in. When we got in trouble in track, we had to do sprints.

[Bo]

Oh, yeah, the beep test.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Did you have the beep test?

[Harry]

Well, we had to do it because we got in trouble.

[Bo]

So. Yeah, that. That's hell.

[Harry]

We had to do a hundred.

[Francis]

100 what?

[Harry]

And then they just. No one got to 100. They had to just cancel the whole day.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, throw. There was dudes crying. Literally, like, dudes just fully, like, bawling their eyes out.

[Bo]

God, dude. High school lacrosse. At Chevros my freshman year, Adam Horgan, who was better at hockey, we had to run the bay as. As part of preseason.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Bo]

In full lacrosse gear, which was bananas.

[Harry]

That's pick me.

[Bo]

It was March, and we're in cleats.

[Harry]

Yeah. With helmets and sticks.

[Bo]

And meanwhile, like, that's a place that people jog.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And you're getting passed by guys who are like, you know, it's brutal. Cleats on this. On this gravel. Anyway, what Happened was we were all running it, and apparently Adam Horgan and I think. I think. I can't remember his name. And maybe Preston, although I can't remember what their last name. Sam. Same with Sammy. Dangles on Instagram.

[Harry]

Oh, okay.

[Bo]

That's all I know. He was. He was also really good at hockey.

[Harry]

Dangles in multiple sports.

[Bo]

Yeah, they. They called a buddy of theirs, like, a quarter of the way around.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Had that guy pick them up in a car. And then they, like, drove and waited in a parking lot and then got to the last quarter and then. Then ran the rest of the way and were, like, pretending to be really tired. And Coach Deke. Andrew found out and made them run.

[Francis]

And who told him?

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Come on.

[Harry]

Someone told.

[Francis]

Obviously someone told.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

To be honest with you.

[Bo]

To be honest with you, I didn't even know that that had happened until coach made them run endless, endless, endless sprints while the rest of the team just watched.

[Harry]

Do you think. I don't think I would be able to be a coach like that. Like, don't you think. Wouldn't you feel bad?

[Francis]

They're not empaths.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

I guess you gotta instill discipline. There's also, like, certain. There's certain conditioning where, like, the kids just start to jog and you can't go any faster.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And that's. I'm trying to think about why were there certain conditioning tests and things that we did where everyone did throw. Grow up.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's what I don't understand. And, like, when you get to that point of, like, I'm. Like, when we were doing the beeping thing, like, people are crying, people are throwing up. Like, clearly we've passed the human limit.

[Bo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, maybe it's time.

[Francis]

What were you in trouble for?

[Harry]

Because we had a meet and it's like, when you have, like, one of those track meets, there's, like 900 different things happening. So everyone's kind of just competing in their own lane almost. And it was downpour, boring. And so everyone, when they finished, they just went home. It was that. It was a home meet and everyone went home. And then there was, like, one event that, like, hadn't happened yet. And I guess the coach was like, we were all supposed to be there watching. It was literally like, what event? Rain.

[Francis]

That'd be brutal. Stand for the hammer. Throw some.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was like, something like that.

[Bo]

Your coach is really mad that the trap. The track team didn't have great team chemistry.

[Harry]

The guy got fired. He got fired.

[Bo]

Girls who are Pole vaulting and dude, everything's.

[Harry]

So yeah, he got fired like a year later for like hitting a kid or some.

[Bo]

So.

[Francis]

Yeah, I can't do that.

[Harry]

Can't be doing that.

[Francis]

You can abuse psychologically.

[Bo]

Yeah, we used to.

[Harry]

Oh well, doesn't that kind of just go to show like that that's what he was trying to do, that he

[Francis]

just wanted to hurt somebody?

[Harry]

He just was trying to hurt kids.

[Francis]

Yeah, that is.

[Bo]

Yeah, he failed out of the police academy.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah, we. Nothing compared to the conditioning we had to do in college though, especially when we were. We would. It would be like punch season, which was like, when you were getting into the. It was like rush, basically.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

So we'd have events during the week for all the final clubs and you know, you'd have to drink. You'd be drinking and then we'd have. Have lift at like 6:30 in the morning and we would. All the sophomores would be. We'd still be drunk at times. And you could smell, you could smell it on our breath. And then when the conditioning co. When our strength and conditioning coach, Coach Mullen smelled it on our breath, he would just be like, all right, everybody grab your, grab your cleats and a couple trash cans.

[Harry]

This was in college or high school?

[Bo]

College.

[Francis]

In.

[Harry]

Yeah, that sounds.

[Bo]

And it was just like we knew we were about to get face fucked.

[Harry]

Is it worth it?

[Bo]

What do you mean?

[Harry]

Like, is that worth it to get the wing?

[Bo]

You don't have a choice.

[Harry]

Yeah, but like for me, like that was never worth it. Like for me it was like I would be like, I'm just not gonna play sports anymore, so.

[Bo]

Good question. Right. When you've been recruited and that's how you've like gotten into the school.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

You have to, you feel like you owe it to the team. But I quit late my sophomore year. Ye then because I just couldn't take it. I feel like.

[Harry]

But I've heard that from so many people, like going from high school sports to college sports and just being like, this is not worth it.

[Bo]

Yeah. And then. But it like has it, it, it has a psychological effect on you because it's part of your identity. And yeah, there is a real closeness. And then my senior year, I went back and played again, which was a huge mistake. Should never have done that.

[Francis]

Why?

[Bo]

Because I'd had enough. I'd had enough. They got rid of the coach. He went over to coach Maryland and then they, the coach, the assistant who had originally recruited me got as the head coach and he asked me to Come back. And I was like, finally I'll be able to play for the coach I wanted to play for.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

I was recruited by a certain coach. He'd been there for 29 years. Coach Anderson?

[Harry]

Yeah. Didn't he leave like as soon as you.

[Bo]

They fired him, yeah. And in the summer before I got to school. And then they brought in Tillman, who has become one of the like best college lacrosse coaches ever really. But he had come from the Naval Academy.

[Harry]

Oh, Jesus.

[Bo]

By the way, Harvard had been terrible at lacrosse, which was a big reason I wanted to go there. Everyone was like, yeah, you know, we care about a well rounded education. Kids showing up to practice. There were so many stories I was told on my official visit. Like there was this great story about this kid who had had. He was one of the Face off specialists. And in the off season you only get a certain number of like actual official organized practices. I think it's 12 in the ivy League. Everywhere else you can have as many as you want. But we were limited because the Ivy League was like so stringent on emphasizing academics over athletes, athletics. And so we were only allowed to have 12 official organized practices in the fall. And what. The way that, you know, you supplemented that was by having what were called individuals, which was where like you could have a one coach with up to six players for like an hour and a half total. And so I think we were allowed like two of those a week.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And you just. I know this is really in the weeds, but so the Face up there was a guy, a face off specialist who was like a backup guy. And this was before I got to the school, but the story was that he'd gotten so drunk the night before and they were out on the field and there was only one other Face off guy, so he had to be there with him to train that guy. And they were waiting for him out on the freezing cold field and like 15, 20 minutes late. They see him and he's jogging out and he's wearing khakis and he is drinking a black coffee through the rungs of his helmet, sipping it as he's running out and, and, and they're watching him run out to the. He finally gets out there, he's super fucked up and like. And the coach is just like, I mean, what are you doing? Like, no. And he goes, was it the khakis coach? And he got suspended. There was a story, there was a story that we were. All of this was told to me on my official visit, which was part of what made me want to go there.

[Francis]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bo]

I was like, oh, I'm not going to be running to the ground. This, this team has no, no cast, no delusion of winning a national championship. And this seems like a great place to go because I didn't care about that. And so the other story I remember being told was that they had, the previous year, they'd gone out, they'd flown out to play Denver in Denver and

[Francis]

great program out there.

[Bo]

Some guy like the night after the game, they were all in the team hotel. And this was at a time when, when like the seniors on the team who were 21 could go drink.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

In the hotel bar or whatever and like might have even been drinking with the coaches probably.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And one of the seniors on the team met this like milf.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

Divorce. Say who invited him back to her, like penthouse apartment in Denver. And the next day they were all flying home and he was, he called the coach and was like, I'm not coming back. I'll be back in like three days. And they were like, all right.

[Francis]

He had a fuck fest in Denver.

[Bo]

Stayed in Denver with this woman and just like banged her for three days.

[Francis]

A mile high fest.

[Bo]

And just then he flew home.

[Francis]

That's every laxer's dream.

[Bo]

These were the stories that I was told.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bo]

Where I was like, I love this.

[Francis]

So once a semester you can just go fuck a mill. Everyone.

[Harry]

And then what happened? Everyone.

[Bo]

The culture of the team. Every junior on the team went abroad in the fall.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

It was like a full blown ritual. Like you, they, they were just gone for the entire fall off season. And then when Tills came from the Naval Academy, they had gone to the national championship against Syracuse. It was a military school.

[Harry]

Jesus.

[Bo]

You know half the fucking team ends up as a seal, right?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Which is not that hard. Like five pull ups a minute.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Francis]

We've established that that's not difficult.

[Bo]

He reset the culture immediately. And like I remember distinctly our first, our first week of organized conditioning my freshman year. It was 5:30 in the morning three days a week. 5:30 first, the very first one we had. I was so afraid of sleeping through an alarm that I, I didn't sleep one minute.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And I remember just walking down, it was 4:30 in the morning. It's dark. Oh, we're walking down across the river to run separators. The separator test.

[Harry]

Why was it so early? Because you have class.

[Bo]

He was setting the tone. Tillman was setting the tone. He was like, no more of this bullshit that I've seen Or heard about.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

And then.

[Harry]

And then nobody's anyone.

[Bo]

Nobody. It was like nobody went abroad anymore. I had wanted to play two sports. I had wanted to play soccer in lacrosse. And he was like, are you kidding?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bo]

So I played my freshman year, most of my sophomore year and it was just like, this isn't what I wanted. I of kind quit. Then after the junior year, Tills went to Maryland and then they brought back the assistant from the original regime and he was like, come back and play. And I went back and played. But I shouldn't have.

[Harry]

Was he still.

[Bo]

Then I would have done. If I hadn't done that, I would have done the Lampoon and I would have done like stand up and. Yeah, I was getting into that stuff at that point.

[Francis]

Yeah, fuck, you should have done the Lampoon actually. God doesn't make mistakes.

[Bo]

That's why, by the way. That's why there's a huge hole in my statistics on my Go Crimson page page for my sophomore and junior season.

[Harry]

Oh, brings down all the averages and stuff.

[Bo]

He wasn't good. Well, I was my freshman year I started and then I quit, so. And then I tried to come back and relearn Division 1 lacrosse my senior year and actually ended up working my way back into the lineup. But by that point I wasn't.

[Francis]

I wasn't a blast.

[Bo]

Junior year was the best year I had. I went. I went abroad. Southern France and that was really cool. Traveled around and then came back and just like got good grades.

[Francis]

Yeah, that bro was in Avignon.

[Harry]

And then they brought you right back. Couldn't keep you away.

[Bo]

Did some theater. Oh, it was cool.

[Harry]

Any acapella? Any acapella?

[Bo]

I tried out for one of those groups but got all the way to the end and then they were like, we don't like the fact that you play lacrosse. This is too big of a commitment.

[Harry]

Quit.

[Bo]

They do a seven continent tour every year.

[Francis]

That's a little much. Antarctica singing to the seals.

[Bo]

That's the din and tonics that we were talking about with Shane.

[Harry]

The gnt.

[Francis]

The din.

[Bo]

Din and tonics.

[Francis]

Listen one time.

[Harry]

My bad, my bad.

[Francis]

Actively listen one time for us.

[Harry]

I thought I heard gin.

[Bo]

I don't even. I feel like I just blacked out telling my entire life story.

[Harry]

I was very nice.

[Bo]

Well, end of the pod felt like

[Harry]

it got like it took some weight off my shoulders.

[Bo]

Filler. Maybe what we'll do is we'll just put like a little bookmark on on the episode. Be like, hey, listen, if you fucking hate Francis is just Skip the next 10 minutes.

[Francis]

You don't have to do that. You're thinking too much about that to kind of.

[Bo]

I know. I always feel bad, though, because people message it to me and I'm like, I don't want them to have to listen to this, but I can't stop myself.

[Harry]

They don't have to listen to anything. They're choosing to listen to it.

[Bo]

Hate listening.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, they're. They're probably just like. They're probably flying a two person, like, fighter jet and they just can't, like, change the channel. Yeah, that's because they're just whipping through the air. They have both hands on the missile.

[Bo]

They got bogeys.

[Harry]

They don't have the. They don't have, like the plus 15 button.

[Francis]

I can't shake them.

[Bo]

That was, that was. Why did I bring that up? Oh, because I asked if it was talking about conditioning. Yeah, yeah. The conditioning was no.

[Harry]

So the answer was no, it's not worth it.

[Bo]

Once I had tried it, I. I should not have gone back.

[Harry]

I mean, it's probably, definitely worth it. If you're like fucking like an insane football player and you go to like a D1 school or like an SEC school.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And like, you're like, this is just. I'm just training for the next four years or the next two years, however long.

[Bo]

I will say that I think that a lot of the players on the team, I mean, the alumni network was so close to the team that they got jobs as a result of having played.

[Harry]

But were you bummed at all that you didn't get in any when the nil was around? Probably could have got.

[Bo]

I don't know for sure that the Ivy League allows any kind of nil payments, but that was a benefit. Was that if you wanted a job in banking, there was like a internship waiting for you.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That's nice.

[Bo]

One call away.

[Francis]

Or if the boys on the team now want a job in podcasting, you know that we'll pick them up like that.

[Harry]

Yeah, dude.

[Bo]

I got hit up by a woman on the women's lacrosse team who was like, hi, I'm interested in media and, you know, entertainment.

[Francis]

Can she sling it?

[Bo]

Would love to. Would love to. Would love to come and do an internship at Barstool Sports this summer. And so I was happy to hear that. I passed her name on to the, to the team. I was just like, give her a shot.

[Francis]

When they. When you're writing the book with Dave, how often does he say, slow, sling it. Oh, this guy can really sling it. I feel like Dave loves to say that.

[Harry]

I don't think I ever heard that.

[Francis]

Sling it. Can you sling it?

[Bo]

I don't know. What does that mean?

[Francis]

He was saying it about somebody recently that when I was talking to him, he's like, yeah, he can't really sling it.

[Harry]

Yeah, he has like, the. What do they say? He's always like, you know, I don't. I'm not gonna make guys that can only. That can only throw 60 try to throw a hundred.

[Bo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

He'll also be like, he's here for a cup of coffee. He loves to use that.

[Bo]

Yeah, he does that.

[Francis]

He's a cup of coffee.

[Harry]

I remember when he hit me with that for the first time. Set me back.

[Francis]

Said it to you.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. Multiple times.

[Francis]

You're here for a cup of coffee.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Dave, it's been six years, I think

[Bo]

at this point I've. I've had like jumbo venti latte.

[Harry]

Yeah. I don't know. He doesn't. He throws around. Like, you'll hear him say, someone's been here for a cup of coffee, and you're like, I got a big. Here for like four years longer than me. Like, I still haven't had a cup of coffee.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I think in Dave's mind, it's probably everyone that, like. I think Dave probably just considers everyone that came after they moved to New York as like brand new.

[Francis]

Yeah, for sure.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Cup of coffee. And then some people he just doesn't even acknowledge. So what did you say to the girl? Like, we could use it. We could use a girl member.

[Harry]

He passed me her on. Passed her down the.

[Bo]

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if they'll.

[Francis]

Daughter of a girl mom hire her, but we should have a spin off.

[Harry]

Totally.

[Francis]

Or like a brand under us and it's girl content.

[Bo]

The men's lacrosse team is doing great. Chicks, they're. I think they're 10 and 1 right now. 9 and 1. They beat Brown this weekend. They lost UNC, but UNC's got to be the best team in the country, actually.

[Francis]

But do they want jobs in media? Do they want to be junior?

[Harry]

No.

[Bo]

I think a lot of the UNC guys aspire to be professional lacrosse players, which I don't think that that's particular.

[Harry]

And what else do they want to do?

[Bo]

I don't know.

[Harry]

I mean, stay at home, dads or like, what else? How are they going to make money, though?

[Bo]

Look, we laugh. That story I told where I landed just miraculously at that private. On that private plane in my Miami, there was a group of young guys that were in the private airport. They had come in right behind us, and all of them were like, UNC Lacrosse alums. So clearly someone's doing pretty well.

[Harry]

Yeah, but they probably all have, like. They're probably working in, like, investment banking and shit.

[Bo]

They might be.

[Harry]

Yeah. Isn't there, like, the only guy that's making, like, money like that is. What, like Mike or. No, not Paul. Paul Rabel.

[Francis]

Rabel. Mike Vable.

[Harry]

Mike Vrabel.

[Francis]

And now Rossini's making.

[Bo]

He's dating Diana Brusini.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bo]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know exactly how the. How that PLL league is doing. And I don't understand really, why lacrosse doesn't seem to translate particularly well to a professional league because. I don't know, the college interest seems pretty high.

[Harry]

Yeah. And it's, like, fun to watch. It's nice. Like, high scoring.

[Bo]

It's cool.

[Harry]

Yeah. Action packed.

[Francis]

Indoor. They fight.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

They sling it.

[Harry]

What is it called? The Box League.

[Bo]

The box lacrosse. Lacrosse, yeah.

[Harry]

Shot at the cannons.

[Francis]

Philadelphia Wings.

[Harry]

Shout out to the Boston Cannons.

[Francis]

Come on, bro.

[Bo]

They were outdoor. They were.

[Harry]

They were really.

[Bo]

Well, yeah.

[Harry]

I thought they were indoor. I thought they played it like TD Garden.

[Bo]

I don't think that's the Cannons. Maybe it is, but could have been lax.

[Francis]

You're thinking of Frisbee. Laxachus was the ultimate team. All right, all right.

[Bo]

Cool.

[Harry]

Fun episode, dude. We'll be back. Well, we're in. We're in Florida right now if you're listening to this. But we'll be back.

[Francis]

Fish week is next week, so buy some merch.

[Harry]

Yeah. Be ready. Next week's gonna be a flood of content.

[Bo]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Thank you, guys for listening. We will be back on Thursday. Goodbye.