Karaoke Party Bus | Son of a Boy Dad #382

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #382: Karaoke Party Bus

Date: March 10, 2026
Hosts: Lil Sasquatch & Rone (Barstool Sports)

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Lil Sasquatch, fresh from a road trip to Arlington, Virginia, catches up with Rone about life events, comedy on the road, fantasy football, technology woes, conspiracy theories, and questionable business ideas—all with the signature Son of a Boy Dad irreverence. The episode meanders through personal anecdotes, sports debates, musings on adult life, and the hosts' unique brand of everyday philosophy, anchored by a conversation about missed connections, work-life habits, and figuring things out after leaving college.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family, Sobriety, and Sibling Dynamics

[00:18 – 02:10]

• Lil Sasquatch notes it's his sister's 21st birthday. Jokes fly about what it means to turn 21, boozing, and family reactions to sobriety.
• Sasquatch shares that his family is largely unfazed by his sobriety, with his mom rarely drinking.

  "I don't think I've ever seen my mom drunk." — Lil Sasquatch [01:27]

• The hosts banter about siblings still living at home and the stereotype of 'the giant wine glass.'

2. Sports Talk: NFL Trades, Wide Receivers, and Fan Anguish

[02:10 – 05:10]

• Wide-ranging NFL gossip: potential A.J. Brown trade, Stefon Diggs' value, and the aftermath of the Michael Pittman move.
• Classic trash talk about fans’ expectations, New England Patriots woes, and the impermanence of sports loyalty.

  "The Patriots can't go from having Chris Hogan and Wes Welker to baby mama drama." — Rone [04:04]
  "If you can have Aaron Hernandez on your team, you can deal with anything." — Lil Sasquatch [04:13]

3. Barstool Updates & Francis's Absence

[05:06 – 06:13]

• Announcement of Francis (fellow Barstool host) leaving for “Bro Bible” and co-authoring Dave Portnoy’s book in Miami.
• Visual of Francis and Dave with “two keyboards…like driver’s ed.”

  "Francis is going to be standing over Dave’s shoulder." — Lil Sasquatch [05:49]

4. Tech & Gaming Lamentations

[06:14 – 08:43]

• The pains of editing on outdated laptops; Premiere Pro ambitions thwarted by loud fans and slow machines.

  "If you think the fans on that thing are bad...I tried to play Call of Duty this weekend. It literally sounded like jet engines.” — Lil Sasquatch [07:17]

• Hotel stories: connecting doors, noisy neighbors, the perils of gaming on the road.

  “I could hear my neighbor snoring right now, like, very clearly." — Lil Sasquatch [07:57]

5. The Pentagon, Pizza, and Millennial Workspaces

[09:01 – 10:54]

• Jokes about “CIA adjacent” hotel stays, Pentagon food courts, government workers getting “slop bowls,” and conspiracy-fueled banter about Pentagon security and 9/11.

  "Nobody’s getting pizza anymore on a late night of work. Like, you're getting a slop bowl." — Rone [09:39]

• References to Nick Mullen’s “leaving clues” bit to mock conspiracy theories.

6. Comedy Life & Road Fatigue

[11:06 – 13:00]

• Lil Sasquatch shares the exhaustion of performing multiple shows and the letdown of 15 uneasy hours of sleep after traveling, blending humor and vulnerability.

  "It wasn't even a fun 15 hours of sleep. I was tossing and turning.” — Lil Sasquatch [11:38]

• Rone touts the “happy baby stretch” for better sleep, leading to jokes about emasculation for doing yoga poses at home.

7. Restless Legs and Childhood Gaming Traumas

[13:00 – 19:44]

• Isolating “restless hips”/“jumping legs,” family traditions, and odd inherited quirks.
• Big Segment: The social dynamics of online gaming—“appearing offline” to exclude friends, childhood pain of being left out.

  “It’s like when you have the kid in high school...everyone has to run away from that kid.” — Rone [17:10]

• Reflections on growing out of “bullying” friends in games, but admitting to still wanting solo time as an adult.

8. Adult Life, Secret Rehabs, and Oil Rig Workers

[21:45 – 25:30]

• Stories of friends “going to Alaska” (actually going to jail), working on oil rigs, dangers of those careers, and their Hollywood depictions.

  "He said...there is a chance that I can just explode at any moment." — Lil Sasquatch [23:06]

• Questioning how people get random jobs (chef on an oil rig?) and how dangerous off-shore work is.

9. Conspiracies, World Events, and News Fatigue

[44:12 – 46:54]

• Discussing chaos in Iran, world affairs, the senselessness of war, and their own disconnect from international politics.

  "I just don't get it. I think I might have lost touch a little bit..." — Lil Sasquatch [45:20]

• Who benefits from war? (“Raytheon, really. I don’t fucking know.” — Rone [45:16])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Sibling Bonds

"Are all your sisters out of the house? Does anyone still live at home?"
— Rone [01:30]

NFL Trash Talk

"AJ Brown's an All Pro." — Rone [03:39]
"If you can have Aaron Hernandez on your team, you can deal with anything” — Lil Sasquatch [04:13]

Tech Complaints

"Every time I try...to open Phillyvoice.com, it goes [fan noise]” — Rone [07:09]

Gaming Exclusion

"If I'm gonna cheat on you, babe, I'm gonna be way sneakier about it." — Rone [16:31]

Conspiracy Theories

"They found the passports just laying there..." — Lil Sasquatch [10:19]

Party Business Ideas

"The only business idea that's coming out of my household is...a karaoke bus." — Rone [46:54]
"Isn't that already a thing?" — Lil Sasquatch [47:09]
“YouTube really eliminated the need for the whole setup.” — Lil Sasquatch [48:10]

Life Advice

"All there is something you can do is...get outraged yourself." — Rone [65:10]
"Focus on fantasy football. Get better at Counter Strike." — Lil Sasquatch [65:30]

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Business Ideas Gone Awry

[46:54 – 51:55]

• Rone pitches the “Karaoke Bus” (party bus with karaoke), only to be told it already exists; further debunked by Lil Sasquatch's YouTube karaoke observations.
• Jokes about an “Irish pub trailer” for house parties, which turns into nitpicking the logic of at-home pubs-without-alcohol.
• Lil Sasquatch counter-pitches an “ice cube cage” to keep cubes down in a cup, spawning a debate on plastic usage, and an app that would optimize multi-modal transportation ("Uber→train→bike")—one of the few ideas not instantly trashed.

  “This is actually a good idea.” — Lil Sasquatch [53:11] (on the transit app)

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Comedy Road Stories & D.C. Club Scene

[11:06 – 13:00, 61:03 – 63:44]

• Sasquatch details doing standup in Arlington with crowds that may contain people redacting Epstein files; the odd tension of doing certain jokes near the nation’s capital.

  “Apparently there was a group...their job is redacting the files in the crowd.” — Lil Sasquatch [61:37]

• Speculates about NDAs, government secrets, and the existential fate of “average Joe” secret-keepers.
• Comparing government secrecy to “The Joker just kills everybody after the bank robbery.” [62:53]

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Culture & Social Commentary

• Reflections on how the hosts handle big news events, the futility of online argument, and “distraction” vs. real life.
• Social commentary about being out of the loop and why sometimes it’s easier to focus on simple joys (fantasy football, improving at Counter-Strike).

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Recurring Themes

• Personal Growth: Sasquatch’s adjustment post-college, learning from missteps, leaning on Rone for brotherly guidance.
• Friendship & Exclusion: The lasting sting of being left out (in games or life), and the adult version of carving out time for oneself.
• Biting Sarcasm: Classic Barstool banter, playful jabs, and self-deprecating humor.

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 00:18 – Family talk and sibling birthdays
• 02:10 – NFL trade rumors and fan emotions
• 06:14 – Francis leaving & Barstool book project
• 07:17 – Laptop and tech struggles
• 13:00 – Happy Baby yoga & sleep routines
• 14:34 – Online gaming exclusion: the “appear offline” segment
• 21:45 – Secret rehabs & oil rig stories
• 44:12 – Iran war talk, world events, and ‘who wins?’
• 46:54 – Business ideas: Karaoke Bus, Irish pub trailer, ice-cube cage, multi-modal transit app
• 61:03 – Arlington comedy, redactors in the crowd, Epstein references
• 65:30 – Advice: Focus on things you can control (like gaming and fantasy football)

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Episode Tone

Light, sarcastic, conversational, self-mocking, and reflective. The hosts bounce between bro humor, nostalgia, sharp observations, and an occasionally poignant reflection on post-college aimlessness and the search for meaning, delivered with punchy banter and absurd digressions.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a quintessential Son of a Boy Dad hour: rapid-fire jokes, personal stories, and riffing on everything from NFL football gossip and standup life to failed business ideas and the psychological trauma of being left out of Xbox lobbies. You’ll find thoughtful, nonchalant wandering through big topics (politics, war, adulthood) but always circling back to what matters most: How are you sleeping, who’s your fantasy league pick, and how do you keep your ice cubes from hitting your lips?

Next episode will feature Francis and perhaps a guest—stay tuned!

Transcript

[A]

Hey, son of a Boy Dad Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[B]

All righty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is March 9th. It's my sister's birthday. It is 2:20pm He.

[A]

It's your sister's birthday.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Happy birthday to your sister. I know, I know.

[B]

I'll have to give her a call.

[A]

Should we do that now? Maybe filibuster, kill a little time? No, no, no. We could use a 15 minute call to start off the show. How old is she turning?

[B]

21.

[A]

Golden year.

[B]

The golden age. The golden age.

[A]

Oh. So are you going to go go booze with her tonight?

[B]

I haven't planned on it, but it's definitely possible. Hop on a flight. Yeah, hop on a flight to break sobriety.

[A]

Show up. Yeah. What does your family think of your sobriety? Are they down with it?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, they all know, like, well, my dad doesn't drink. My mom barely drinks, except for when she gets fucking hammered. No, I'm kidding. My mom doesn't get hammered.

[A]

She has to get hammered a little bit from time to time, which is her, right?

[B]

No, I don't think I've ever seen my mom drunk.

[A]

Are all of your sisters out of the house? Does anyone still live at home?

[B]

Yes, two of them live at home still. Well, one of them's in college and

[A]

one of them's going to. So she's waiting for that to be done. And as soon as that's done, she's pouring up that single wine glass that holds the whole bottle. She's gonna be like Hoda and Kathie Lee on the morning shows in New York or whatever.

[B]

That's the glass that you gotta buy at like, SPE Spencer's gift shop.

[A]

Just having one glass. Yeah, she's probably waiting, but no, they don't.

[B]

They don't really care.

[A]

And your sisters are. They're not luscious, are they?

[B]

No, they couldn't be.

[A]

I'm really my. If my phone keeps buzzing this entire time, I'm going to be checking it just so I can make sure the. That the. The Eagles haven't traded A.J. brown to the Patriots.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's probably going to happen.

[A]

Well, if you come up, if you come off a first and a second,

[B]

I hope we don't give you guys. I don't even really want AJ Brown if I would have rather kept Stefon Diggs.

[A]

Well, you guys were all counting the Alec Pierce chickens before they hatched. You guys were like, we're going to get out.

[B]

I never thought we were getting Alec Pierce.

[A]

All the other Patriots fans were like, we don't want AJ we could just get Alec Pierce for nothing. He got $30 million. Yeah, 100. Sixteen.

[B]

Hundred. Sixteen. He's the Colts, right?

[A]

Yeah, he stayed at home.

[B]

My brother in law's a Colts fan. But they got rid of Pittman. They gave him to the Steelers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I actually thought Pittman was pretty good.

[A]

How's your brother in law handling that? He's got to be sick to his fucking stomach.

[B]

Oh, no, he's fired up. He's stoked.

[A]

He didn't like Pitman.

[B]

I think he did, but he. I mean, he wanted Alec Pierce.

[A]

Now Pitman really is a pit man. Yeah, he's on the Steelers. That's fucking ironic as fuck.

[B]

That is extremely ironic. But I mean, like, I would have liked A.J. brown last year. It's tough getting like. Is A.J. brown a better wide receiver than Stefon Diggs? Probably now, because he's younger. He's probably got a couple more.

[A]

Well, he's always been better.

[B]

Well, no. Stefan Diggs in his prime is definitely better than A.J. brown ever.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

I mean, it's just. It's so true.

[A]

AJ Brown's an All Pro.

[B]

Stefan Diggs never been an All Pro?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

I think he definitely has.

[A]

Well, I'm not checking.

[B]

Stefon Diggs is a. Is a. A great. He's still really good, I guess. I. It makes sense. He's getting up there. He's getting a little old, so.

[A]

Well, he's got too much baby mama drama. Honestly, Patriots aren't.

[B]

Baby mama drama was fine, dude. It's like he was our. He was the leader of the locker room. That's the only reason we made that push.

[A]

The Patriots can't go from having Chris Hogan and Wes Welker to baby mama drama.

[B]

They can, though, that.

[A]

I mean, they could, obviously.

[B]

They could have Aaron Hernandez on your team. You can deal with anything. Like, he murdered multiple people while on

[A]

the team, and they cut him for that. It's like, other team, like, the Raiders would have resigned a guy for that.

[B]

The Patriots won the super bowl after that happened.

[A]

Yeah, because they. They ran from it. They cut him, and they, like, tripled down on white wide outs. Exactly. And now VRA's like, I need to go back to getting a linebacker. Be my number one receiving tight end or something.

[B]

Yeah. I just don't know like, what's the tr. Like, what is the tr. What are we getting out of this A.J. brown trade?

[A]

You're going to get an all pro receiver.

[B]

Okay. Which we had.

[A]

I mean, you had a. You.

[B]

I don't think our receiving core is the issue here.

[A]

All right, enjoy. Enjoy fucking Keisha Booty. And who's your other.

[B]

Who's. Yeah, Keisha Booty is insane.

[A]

Insane.

[B]

The best deep threats in the league right now.

[A]

It is a little bit freeing to be able to talk ball, but we should. We should. Announced that Francis has quit Barstool after the. After the Wonderlic video with Tommy Francis, decided to take his talents elsewhere.

[B]

And this has stepped down. He's going back to Bro Bible.

[A]

Just going to write over a Bro Bible now.

[B]

Francis will be back on for the Thursday episode.

[A]

He's working on Dave's book with Dave.

[B]

He's out in Miami.

[A]

Yeah, he chose. He chose Dave, I guess, over us.

[B]

Yeah. Understandable. Kind of have to.

[A]

You do.

[B]

Didn't really have much of a choice.

[A]

Dave asked me to come down and work on the book. I said no. I'm working with Sass today. I'm grinding on Boy dad today.

[B]

Yeah. Francis is. He said that his words were. That he's going to be standing over Dave's shoulder, writing the book with him, like, the whole day.

[A]

Yeah. He's going to be typing with his arms around Dave. Deleting. Every time Dave puts two space bars in, he's gonna go back and delete one. Around Dave's.

[B]

They should just get two keyboards going. Like, you know when you do, like, driver's ed and they go.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Two keyboards connected to the same word document.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you write a book in just a Word document?

[B]

I would assume, yeah.

[A]

Notes app.

[B]

Probably not the Notes app, but I would assume it's probably Word or Google Drive or.

[A]

You think it's like cell text. You think it's like a different.

[B]

I feel like if you're like, if you really know what you're doing, there's probably another software.

[A]

I need to get some editing software for my laptop where I could, like, Edit goes on Premiere. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And you get it for free with Barstool.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to start editing on Premiere. I feel like it'll give me a little bit of a boost.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it'll definitely give you a more. You can do anything with Premiere.

[A]

That's what I'm hoping for. I'm seeing other people editing TikToks on Premiere. I'm like, I need to fucking Take

[B]

it to that level.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The only thing is, your laptop's not going to be able to run Premiere. Too smooth. Depends on what kind of laptop you've got.

[A]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[B]

Well, what kind of laptop do you have? You still have, like, the MacBook Air that they gave you a decade ago when you got hired here. I think you're. I think is exploding the second you open Premiere.

[A]

Every time I try to even, like, type something or just, like, open a new web, If I open Philly voice.com, it goes.

[B]

You got the fans going. Yeah, bro. If you think the fans on that thing are bad. I got the gaming laptop. I tried to play Call of Duty this weekend. It was like I. Like I was going to get a noise complaint if I kept playing. It literally sounded like there was a jet engine in my hotel room. The second I opened the game, it was like. And then there's. I got a cooling pad with more fans under the laptop.

[A]

There's fans on the cooling pad. I thought it was just like a soft gel.

[B]

It's airflow. So it's like. It raises it up a little bit, and then there's two more fans. And then I got the fans in the laptop, so it's like there's like 10 fans going at once.

[A]

They thought you were vacuuming in there.

[B]

Yeah, dude. It was. It was kind of weird this weekend. My hotel. Like, I could. I was. It was. I've never had this happen before where I could hear my neighbor so clearly that I was like, I can't really play video games at midnight because I can hear him snoring right now, like, very clearly. But it was one of those ones with the connecting door.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he must have been right on the other end of it.

[A]

If he's snoring, though, I feel like that's fine. You can. You have a way of telling when you're waking up. You're the person across the way.

[B]

Yeah. But it's like the. You know, then I got the headphones on, the noise canceling. I'm going to start getting a little louder.

[A]

Screaming.

[B]

Yeah. So I didn't really even end up playing video games at all this weekend. I brought the laptop for watching YouTube videos.

[A]

Somebody snoring. Like, you don't. You don't have to respect the sleep of somebody that snores. You don't, because they're animals.

[B]

The thing is, though, it's like you're. We're in Arlington, Virginia. He's probably there on business.

[A]

He's probably CIA.

[B]

He's probably CIA. Drove by the Pentagon. That was pretty cool.

[A]

Yeah, but you have a rental or

[B]

give a little nod. Stay safe, boys.

[A]

It's a busy time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you gauge the pizza places around there?

[B]

Off slammed? Much higher activity than usual.

[A]

Yeah, that is fucking suspicious. Don't they have. Don't they have like sick food courts inside the Pentagon?

[B]

Oh, I'm sure. I mean, what could the Pentagon possibly

[A]

be that big for and that they're only ordering pizza? Yeah, I'll be checking the night naya is what they should be checking.

[B]

Kava naya.

[A]

The kava naya and the sweet green and just salad. That's what we should be. Nobody's getting pizza anymore on like a late night of work. Like, you're getting a slop bowl.

[B]

You're getting a bowl.

[A]

You're getting a 17 slot bowl.

[B]

Yeah, they definitely got some unnecessary in the Pentagon. If I had to guess. I bet they got like a movie theater, bowling alleys.

[A]

Yeah, probably. They have. Probably have ax throwing in the Pentagon.

[B]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[A]

It's just a millennial paradise in there.

[B]

You think they got like a gun range in there?

[A]

No, but you probably can let off wherever you want.

[B]

Just got a couple desk pops going.

[A]

It's probably all. It's probably all bulletproof ever since 9 11.

[B]

The whole building.

[A]

It should be the fact that they could even fly a plane into the side of it or shoot a missile, depending on what side of history you're on.

[B]

Yeah, of course. Missile.

[A]

It's got to be a missile. They don't have any footage of it, but they found the passports just laying there.

[B]

I know, it's like that. Have you seen the. That Nick Mullen it? No, the one where he's like. But he's like. He's like. All right, we've accomplished the mission. Now the last step, the clues.

[A]

That. That is like the perfect disarming of any conspiracy theory you ever see online.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And honestly, that could be a way that like conspiracy people who are carrying out conspiracies could use that clip to cover their up, like. Oh, yeah, we're just. What? We're just like leaving clues. Leaving clues. Yeah. Right.

[B]

But they are exact. For sure.

[A]

He could be in on it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With that beard.

[B]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[A]

It could be full jihadi. What was. What was it like in Arlington? How's it like being back on the road?

[B]

It was good. I mean, it was tiring. I'm. I. I feel like I'm pretty. I think I'm sick. I'm getting Or I'm getting something.

[A]

You just said you slept for 15 hours last night. Yeah, and I nutted down my leg.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, God damn, that sounds so fucking nice.

[B]

Yeah, I did say. I led with saying. I said, I think I got more sleep last night than you've probably got in the last week. But it was. It was kind of like. It wasn't even a fun 15 hours of sleep.

[A]

Were you tossing and turning?

[B]

Yeah. Sweating. Just like, felt like it was a bummer because, you know, you get back from the road, you've been working all weekend, you want to sit down, play some video games and enjoy yourself. Right. Have a good day.

[A]

Of course. Of course.

[B]

But I just couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't have fun. I played video games for maybe 30 minutes. I played a little counter strike, played unbelievable flu game and. And then at like 9:30, I was like, dude, I. I can't stay awake. I feel so shitty. Nyquil shut down. Woke up 15 hours later, still felt like shit. Nothing worse than. Because it was like, at that point, it's like, well, then I would have just gotten eight hours.

[A]

I would have doubled down.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I wouldn't have got twice as much as the doctor recommended.

[B]

Yeah. Like, If I knew 15 wasn't going to do anything, then I wouldn't have gotten 15.

[A]

You know what I've been doing that makes me sleep better? I'll stretch right before bed. But the one stretch that always gets me is happy baby. You know what happy baby is?

[B]

The fetal position.

[A]

It's close, but like, you lay on your back and you hold your feet in the air.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Almost like you're like, like riding the bike. It's like sexual almost. Yeah, you're like laying on your back with your legs. You're holding your feet, like, plowed.

[B]

I don't even know if I can do that.

[A]

Try it now.

[B]

But that's putting you to sleep.

[A]

It makes me sleep so good. I don't know what it is. I think I have restless hips. I think there's a restlessness that sits dormant in my hips. And when I collapse, all that with happy baby. But it is just so emasculating for like, my wife to walk into the living room and I'm just there with my asshole holding the outside of my feet, doing, happy baby, happy babies.

[B]

Do you get like the, like you say you had restless hips. Do you get like, jumping legs?

[A]

What do you mean? Like, like, like when it.

[B]

Like when you're tired but like your legs are like, what does that mean

[A]

I don't know what jumping legs is.

[B]

Like, you said restless hips.

[A]

Yeah, but what's jumping legs?

[B]

I guess restless legs. Like, I call it my. My mom calls it jumping legs. She goes, oh, I got the worst jumping legs. I gotta go to bed.

[A]

Is it like. Is that. I don't. I've never heard of that. I know. Restless leg syndrome is when you just, like, tap your. Like that.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know how to describe it. It feels like there's, like, an abundance of energy in your legs, and, like, the only way for it to not feel bad is to go to bed.

[A]

Oh, really? I don't think I ever heard of it.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Connect. Me and your mom, we'll talk about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We'll see if we're experiencing the same phenomenon. Yeah.

[B]

I don't really get it as bad as I used to anymore.

[A]

Just try Happy Baby.

[B]

Yeah, I'll try. I'll try some happy babies.

[A]

Try Happy baby. Clear the laundry off your floor and do some happy baby. Yeah. My dog will come over and think I'm, like, presenting. My dog will think that it's like some type of ritualistic foreplay that I'm laying out smelling your ass. Yeah, you're going to love Happy Baby. Do you want to. Do you want to maybe explain what happened last night with you and Mook and you logging off or, like, logging on?

[B]

Oh, we talked. So I just recorded with Mook and Jerry before coming in here, but the. Yeah, I mean, look, the clip looks bad.

[A]

Sass, Mook. I'm fucking gas, brother. About to be up early, too. I'll be down tomorrow for sure.

[B]

I'll be running it all day.

[A]

My duo, man, he's online. He's literally online, bro. Oh, that little.

[B]

It looks like I'm really just ghosting Mook.

[A]

You were what? I mean, well, explain what it looked like and then explain what actually happened.

[B]

Well, so he was playing. I texted him while I was in Arlington, and I was like, Friday night I got in and I did. I did my. My two shows, and I went back to the hotel, got my laptop all set up, Ethernet, everything, good to go. And then as soon as I logged on, I just hit a fucking wall. And I was like, dude, I'm not gonna be able to play tonight. I'll be on tomorrow. I'll hit you up. Get into tomorrow. Don't end up really playing during the day at all because I'm just kind of like. I had some stuff I had to do had to handle. And then that night I was like, I'll play tonight. Same thing, though. I do the two shows, I get back and I just hit that wall. I haven't been on the road in a minute. Like, I haven't done like a good four hours of comedy in two nights.

[A]

You're drained.

[B]

And so I was gassed. And when you have, when you play on PC, if you just open, if your games open or if your battlenet is open or whatever you're playing on, it says you're online. But I wasn't actually on the game.

[A]

What were you doing? Why was your battle net open?

[B]

It's always open, brother. Keep that open.

[A]

You're sending the wrong signal to guys like Mook.

[B]

I know, but I'm just saying I was not. I was not ghosting. And if I was ghosting, I would have just appeared offline.

[A]

You would have been more sneaky.

[B]

I would have been way more sneaky.

[A]

You're saying you're not cheating because you got caught?

[B]

No, I'm not.

[A]

If I'm going to cheat on you, babe, I'm going to be way sneakier about it. Like, dude, I'm not going to be so obvious about it if I'm going to cheat.

[B]

Yeah, essentially that is what I'm saying. Because, like, it like, look, the appear offline. You don't know about appear offline. Appear offline has been a thing in video games for a while and it's been a tool that people have used to excommunicate the worst player in your squad forever. So it's like, I know how to dodge.

[A]

So you guys have a bad squad. And then everybody says, all right, let's just appear offline.

[B]

It's really mean. It's like bullying pretty much. Like it's happened to me. It happened to me when I was a kid and it's devastating.

[A]

It's like when you have the kid in your high school and nobody likes him, so you play the game after school where everybody has to run away from that kid.

[B]

It's exactly like that. It's the exact same thing. So like pretty much what would happen. And I've been on both sides. I've been on the side where you see the. Because like. So let me take you back to Xbox360, right? This place, Xbox360, you get an alert and it says, like, say I'll use one of my buddies usernames, Forrest Gump. It would say, like Forrest Gump is just came online, right. Say you don't want to play with Forrest Gump. So then everyone. Oh, shit. Forest just got on. Everyone appear offline, Appear offline. So then everyone appears offline, and then all they see is, like, little Sasquatch. Last online, like, two minutes ago. So it says that we all.

[A]

So they know that you ran away.

[B]

They know that we all just logged off, but we're still on. So they know we either all just happened to get off, or we're all on and. And dodging them.

[A]

And how did you know that it happened to you when it happened to you in that nasty way?

[B]

Because if you're watching the three guys that you usually play with, and then all of a sudden it says they all got off at the exact same time, which is right when you got on. It's pretty easy to put that together.

[A]

And when it happened to you, was it your brothers that you're still playing with now?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Or another group of dudes?

[B]

No, it was probably my boys that I still play with now.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I've been on both sides.

[A]

You're the weak link.

[B]

Oh, I've. I've been the weak link before. Yeah. Gta when we were doing the G, The Grand Theft Auto heists, that's when I was my weakest link. And I was getting. Appeared offline on a lot.

[A]

You couldn't.

[B]

People didn't want to play with me. Yeah. They didn't want to play with me.

[A]

That's so shameful. It is.

[B]

You do just, like, you finish up all your homework and you're pumped to play, and everyone's just like, we're not playing.

[A]

And so what'd you just run solo licks on your own?

[B]

Yeah. Just go around, kill a bunch of people.

[A]

Run around, shoot a cop.

[B]

Yeah. Blow up a gas station or something.

[A]

Take your aggression out on a prostitute.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get a hooker and beat the out of her. It's the only way. Damn.

[B]

But, yeah, that's like a real thing. And so, like.

[A]

So you were saying that you would have did that to Mo. You would have, like, just bullied Mook if you wanted to, like, bully move.

[B]

Like, I would never do that to Mook. Like, if I was with. If me and my boys were on and Mook wanted to play. I'm always gonna play with Mook now. I mean, I'm. I'm almost 25. I'm not really at the age where I have to be, like, bullying one of my friends to be better at a video game. But, like, I still have done the. Like, I still do appear offline a good bit. Like, if I. Like, sometimes I'll get home and I'll be like, I just want to play by myself for like, 45 minutes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'll appear offline. Because the thing is, someone's always on. So when you fire it up, it's either like, Jerry's on, Mook's on, one of my boys from home is on. Like, someone's always on. So sometimes I just go, I need a little Harry time. Right now.

[A]

I remember in high school being at one of my friend's house, and, like, I think I. I saw their phone and they were like, hey, we're going to so and so spot. But they're basically like, don't tell me about it. And I think that that's exactly what you're talking about. The same type of thing that they're gonna go over XYZ's house, but don't tell me that we're gonna go to that house.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

What a dark memory that. That just unearthed in me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, now I hate myself.

[B]

Yeah. Look, it happens to everybody.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

In one way or another.

[A]

Yeah. They work for their families now.

[B]

Yeah. Of course. Bombs.

[A]

They work in their family business.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Actually, they're probably very successful. Even worse, they probably have never thought about me since. Oh, I completely forgot I did that to you. How are you doing? Is everything all right? So nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Arlington was sick, though.

[B]

Yeah, Arlington was good. The. The.

[A]

How far is Arlington from Langley? Is that close to Langley?

[B]

I don't even know where Langley is.

[A]

Yeah, I think that that's by design.

[B]

Is that a real place?

[A]

Isn't Langley where the CIA training is? Right. See, this is where we could use Francis.

[B]

Yeah, they keep that under work some, or they keep that hidden under wraps. Under wraps.

[A]

I don't know what was. There was, like, a movie where they went to Langley or some shit. I don't know. It's all Virginia.

[B]

Yeah, it is all Virginia.

[A]

It's always in Virginia. Virginia's sneakily huge.

[B]

It's a big state. Big state.

[A]

It's Virginia. Camp Piri.

[B]

Camp Piri.

[A]

Perry, maybe. Yeah. I don't know. But there is, like. Yeah, there's sneaky. There's, like, great resorts in Virginia. Virginia is massive.

[B]

Isn't that where Billy McCusker went to do his, like, getaway? Was that in Virginia when he went on his, like, retreat?

[A]

That's what some people tell you when they're actually going to rehab.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I had a friend, actually the brother of a girl that I knew who Said that this girl said that her brother was going to Alaska for two years because they'll pay you to go to Alaska to, like, work on an oil rig. They need people up there. Or like, maybe they'll just, like, pay you to repopulate there to Alaska. But really he was going to jail for two years and it got out. But they were trying to just like, sneakily be like, no, he has to go to Alaska for a little bit.

[B]

Yeah, two years is a while.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's a long time.

[A]

And he won't be able to contact anyone. But they're giving him $1,000 a month. It's like, wait. And I think at that time, it's

[B]

going to Alaska for 24k over 2

[A]

years, $1,000 a month, and he won't be able to talk to you.

[B]

Yeah. And he's going to work on an oil rig. It's one of the most dangerous jobs you can have.

[A]

Wouldn't you be getting paid way more than that? Maybe 10 times that much at least to be working on an oil rig?

[B]

I know. I know a dude who works on an oil rig. Or our GM for bush.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah, he's an oil. He works on an oil rig.

[A]

God damn.

[B]

So he, like. He only works. He works at night. He works the night shift. So he's not. I don't think he's, like, very hands on, but he said, like, when we interviewed him, he was like, there is a chance that I can just explode at like, any moment.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where's he at? Where's he stationed? Texas. Okay, Texas. Is he offshore?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Some oil rigs are just, like, floating in the ocean or not floating, but like.

[B]

Oh, I know what you mean. No, land.

[A]

Oh, he's on land.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like There will be blood.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

He's working in There will Be blood.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Or like Landman. You ever see Landman?

[A]

No, but I heard it's great.

[B]

It's all right.

[A]

Not great.

[B]

It's kind of corny.

[A]

Breaks my heart. I'll still check it out, though.

[B]

Just like, Billy Bob's good.

[A]

Thornton.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, he used to fuck Jolie, Angelina. Yeah.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

Doesn't that make you happy for him?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

As like a medium ugly guy.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not. I mean, I'm not surprised. He's got that. He's got that about, like that aura about him.

[A]

Yeah, he does. He could. He could definitely have you screaming.

[B]

Yeah, he carries himself well.

[A]

I always wonder about those offshore oil rigging places, like how do you get stationed there? Especially for a job that's not. Like, I'm actually pulling the oil out of the ground? Like, how do you get a job as a chef on a offshore oil rig where you're spending 16 hours a day in the dark cooking slop plates for greasy, manly men?

[B]

I mean, you get paid a lot.

[A]

Yeah, but how do you even apply for that? Just like, being a slop chef?

[B]

I don't know. I mean, there's a. Have you ever seen that movie, the Mark Wahlberg movie? What is it called? Like, deep. Deep Water.

[A]

Deep Water, Deep Horizon or something like that. Sounds familiar.

[B]

It's kind of like that, but it seems like a terror. Like, if I was going to be working on the rig, I would ideally want to be on land.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

The ocean ones look, like, horrifying.

[A]

Also, how do they even, like, get to the bottom of the ocean?

[B]

I've watched a whole. I watched a whole YouTube video.

[A]

Break it down for me.

[B]

I couldn't tell you, but it's crazy.

[A]

Even bridges getting built. Like, I kind of, like, understand that through a couple YouTube videos. But getting to the bottom of the ocean oil rig, because all I see is the dark night videos of waves slapping against it, just, like, half of it being underwater.

[B]

There's no bigger waves on Earth than the waves that are hitting the oil rigs.

[A]

People have to just be dying out there without one word of it making back to gen pop.

[B]

No, none of us are pop star.

[A]

We're not hearing about the fucking crazy deaths that they're having.

[B]

I mean, it's got to be like, you can't. I mean, I'm sure they get used to it, but it's got to be tough to sleep those first couple nights on that.

[A]

It's got to be terrible.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then I follow a guy who's going across the Atlantic Ocean, like, solo, and some days he'll be in the ocean and he'll post a video, and it's the. There's not a single wave.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the middle of the ocean, which I also. That might be even creepier. He says it's so dystopian. Like, you don't know which way is which.

[B]

And I think you're getting played, brother. He's probably in a pond in his backyard.

[A]

Yeah. Don't tell me he's at the Paramount lot. Brother. That will make me so sick to my stomach.

[B]

Probably 30 minutes out of Lake Michigan in Chicago. Yep, it's. It's calm again today, Surprisingly. I feel like if you're in the middle of the ocean anywhere. It's not okay. There's no way. It can just be like glass.

[A]

It looked like glass.

[B]

He's not, there's no way he's on the ocean. He was in a swimming pool. He's in his backyard. His pool.

[A]

It might be in an infinity.

[B]

Do you see like a little sign that said like no diving on the side.

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[A]

I was at a pool recently that said no breath holding contests. I swear to God, when I did that staycation in New York, I went to the pool there and it said no breath holding contest.

[B]

They must had someone die like recently.

[A]

No breath holding contest.

[B]

That's such a. Weirdly, it's so specific.

[A]

They didn't say anything about diving but it was like a two foot high sign that said no breath holding contest.

[B]

That's weird.

[A]

That's weird and wrong.

[B]

That must be a new thing. It must be the. The gen pop.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I. I mean.

[B]

No, that's got to be a new thing that people are doing. I've never seen that ever.

[A]

Breath holding contest is like a fundamental. That's why you go to the pool.

[B]

Yeah. That's the only reason you go.

[A]

You don't even have to know how to swim. Just learn. Say it's like seeing how far under you can go without taking a breath.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't tell me that's forbidden too.

[B]

It sounds like it is. Also, how are they going to prevent that?

[A]

Yeah. There wasn't even a lifeguard.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get up if you see something, say something. Yeah. Imagine seeing like a couple on their honeymoon doing a breath holding contest and having to dive in and stop them. Rip them out from the water.

[B]

Yeah. They gotta have some sort of way of surveillance or. We got two. We got two people that have been underwater for over 20 seconds. Pull them out now.

[A]

Kick him out of the hotel. Imagine getting kicked out of a hotel in Vegas.

[B]

Yeah. The whole hotel. Hotel?

[A]

Yeah. You gotta leave. I'm sorry. There's clearly post on the wall. What part of no breath holding did you not understand?

[B]

Head always above water.

[A]

Yeah. You can't get your hair wet in the pool.

[B]

That's what it sounds like.

[A]

That's how KB got kicked out of the hotel. That's what, that's what actually happened.

[B]

Holding his breath.

[A]

People have been wondering what that story was. That's. Honestly, it's more shameful than doing cocaine in the hotel.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You just couldn't let anyone know you

[B]

were holding your goddamn breath.

[A]

I don't understand why. I mean, I guess I understand why KB didn't want people to know he was doing cocaine. But then you look at Nikki smokes videos over the weekend. He's just freely doing cocaine.

[B]

Yeah. I think it's just like some people are. I don't know. I'm on. I'm on the KB side of that. Like, I wouldn't. If I was doing cocaine, I wouldn't want everyone knowing I was doing cocaine.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

There are people like Nikki smokes, who is like, the thing is, like, you got to look at the dip. Like, Nikki smokes is someone who, I think just assumes that everyone else is doing cocaine too. So it's like, he's like, well, why would I not share that I'm doing coke? Like everyone else is doing it as well.

[A]

It's like, yeah, posting a picture of your beer.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, no shame. But I think he also sometimes forgets that it's like, an insanely illegal drug

[A]

and very addictive and very dangerous right now. It's like the most dangerous time in history to be doing cocaine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then I'll see pictures. I'll see videos of dudes celebrating at, like, a soccer game in England. Somebody scores a goal and you just can zoom in on somebody. Like, everyone's jumping up and down somebody.

[B]

Yeah, just shoveling it.

[A]

Yeah, shoveling it. Imagine being, like, celebrating in the moment and needing to put cocaine in your moment.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I'm feeling so good that I just scored now. What?

[A]

I need the cocaine.

[B]

That's when you have a problem.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The adrenaline of the team scoring is doing nothing.

[A]

There should be a natural high. You should have a little bit of a natural high where it's like, whoa, this is better than, or at least as good as cocaine. Instead of the best thing possible happening, it's like, I need some fucking drugs right now.

[B]

I think when you get into that drug loop, I think it becomes like, you're like, oh, shit, my team just scored. This is great. But it could be better.

[A]

No, this could use right now some cocaine.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I'm already having fun. Why not have a fucking blast.

[A]

Those are the same dudes that are, like, in the delivery room. Like, the joy of having a baby. The great. The greatest joy on earth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just ran, you know, could make this better.

[B]

Yeah. Getting up.

[A]

I remember watching the. It was like a Kendall Jenner documentary, and it was when. Who's her. Who's her bd? Who's her baby daddy? Travis Scott.

[B]

Is that Kendall or Kylie?

[A]

Kylie. So it was a Kylie documentary, and she just had a baby, and Travis Scott came to the hospital, I guess, to meet the baby, and then he just, like, went back and, like, Sat. Sat in the backseat of the car and rolled up like a huge backwood. Just like shocked at what he had just seen, but just had to get immediately fried after seeing his baby.

[B]

My. My girl just gave birth. Gonna have to get high as I

[A]

need to get that chem dog.

[B]

Yeah, I guess now's the good time to smoke a 4 gram backwood.

[A]

He just had like a thousand yard stare. Like he just got out of trench warfare. Oh, smoking.

[B]

Just had a. Yeah. Time to smoke. Most people's monthly weed consumption.

[A]

That's exactly what happened. I couldn't believe it because I haven't gone through that like, that. It is like the best natural high. And like, you really don't think about like smoking weed at all. And like, he just like.

[B]

I feel like that'd be the last thing going through right where can I light up?

[A]

He probably like, made an excuse. He's like, all right, I'll be right back. Yeah, I'm gonna go down to the food court.

[B]

Same thing with like those videos of those people that are like playing Call of Duty, like in the delivery room while they're like, yeah, like, I can't play video games when I have something to do like six hours from then.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't imagine. Just like chilling, being like, focused on the game would.

[A]

If you're the woman in that scenario, would you rather the guy just not be there?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Stay your eyes at home.

[B]

I don't think, like, I'm sure there are women out there who have like, told their. Their husband or their boyfriend, like, yeah, you can bring the game, but there is not a single person on earth that is okay with that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What? Being in the middle of going through birth or giving birth and just like, your husband is like giving comms to like. Yeah, all right, I'm flanking right.

[A]

Check your six.

[B]

Yeah, check. Pinch. Someone's pinching.

[A]

They have to. They must have dealt with like, like physical abuse before.

[B]

Yeah. And they're just like, one or the other.

[A]

Yeah. It's like, okay.

[B]

Like, yeah, at least he'll play his game. He'll be here. At least he's not hitting everyone.

[A]

It is an insane. But I mean, I guess some dudes are addicted. Like, there was a. I saw a still photo of a man who had his house burned down and the only thing he Saved was the PS5.

[B]

Yeah, I saw that. I don't think that's that crazy though,

[A]

because, like, if you're gonna be in the, like, whatever, a hotel for a few days, like, what are you gonna go buy another PS5 or wait for the insurance to hit. Like, this is all you have.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And for a lot of dudes, like, it really is all they have.

[B]

For a lot of the dudes, it's the most expensive thing they own.

[A]

It's the most expensive thing, and it brings them the most joy. And that's the only reason I bring up the, like, in the delivery room type of thing. I think that, like, once you do have a kid, like, that should be bringing you equal to or more than joy than the game. Yeah, but, like, if you. If you're just like, if your house burned down, like, you need that. Like, he might have ran back in. Yeah.

[B]

Like, if house were. If my apartment were to burn down, the only thing I would get would be my PC.

[A]

What about your Gabe Davis sign picture?

[B]

Like, yeah, if I could fit it.

[A]

What about your dairo?

[B]

That thing is burning.

[A]

What?

[B]

You're such a scumbag. That thing is going up, and I might throw that in. What

[A]

the fire start. They do the forensics on it. It was arson. He burned the card from Locanda Verde. That was the first thing that burned.

[B]

But yeah, I mean, like, in my apartment right now, the most valuable thing is my PC. And to be honest, it's like, it's. It's not even close.

[A]

Or like your apartment burns down and. And it's like the. The Pentagon, but it's just like two perfect Locanda Verdes. How do these get planted here?

[B]

I mean, like, what would you get? What would you take? Your kids?

[A]

My kids and my dog.

[B]

Yeah. And then there's nothing else. I've been in your apartment.

[A]

There's not.

[B]

There's nothing you're taking.

[A]

Yeah, of course. I'm not trapped. I'm not tethered to worldly items.

[B]

Oh, shit. The granite ball.

[A]

Roll it out. The knot. The metal knot.

[B]

Yeah. You can't take the tv. It's way too big.

[A]

Well, that shit's framed in. I mean, that's not moving.

[B]

Not even a chance.

[A]

The Sarah Sherman Samuel carpets. Can't take those. I. I have no worldly possessions.

[B]

I don't even honestly like getting the PC out.

[A]

I guess my fabletics. I would take my fabletics, of course.

[B]

Have to. Clothes. Clothes is a good one. Like, there's got to be like a bundle. Yeah. My grails think like there's a couple. There's a couple pieces that, you know you'd be missing. That's that hat that. That you stole from me so long ago.

[A]

It's crazy how Did I steal it from you?

[B]

That was the hat that they sent us.

[A]

They sent us.

[B]

And I was like, that's the one. That's the best one, right? And then I like, went missing. Like, that was almost over a year ago, I think.

[A]

No, it wasn't close. No, it wasn't.

[B]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

There's other ones in that box over there. Why don't you take one of those? Honestly, today is. Today is dressed like little sass day. I'm low key. I have like a full you fit on.

[B]

I don't wear QZs, but this is like their fabletics.

[A]

This is a collar. This is a collared qz.

[B]

Yeah, it's true. Maybe I do.

[A]

This is extreme.

[B]

I would wear.

[A]

I would wear. You would wear everything I have on.

[B]

Not those socks. Those ain't Nike cap, bro. Where's your Nike, bro?

[A]

Trade me socks.

[B]

No, switch me.

[A]

Switch me chairs.

[B]

Bro's got the Nike's got the Nikes on with the hang socks.

[A]

Stop, bro.

[B]

Do not play me.

[A]

I'm not gonna live this down. What if the husband Hus see this?

[B]

I know. Those are the Hanes.

[A]

Don't let the Hus see this.

[B]

Would you buy those on doordash? Those are the Walgreens.

[A]

I need some socks. I need some socks right now. See, Chef, this is like the most explosive day of the year. Chef keeps blowing up.

[B]

My Chef's been on my ass.

[A]

Chef keeps on texting me. Mike Evans to the Niners. What? Holy.

[B]

Mike Evans to the Niners. Holy.

[A]

I gotta adjust my fantasy. My. My dynasty Fantasy league.

[B]

Yeah, that's nice. I'm Joe. I'm jealous. Did you get the dynasty?

[A]

I don't have a dynasty. I'm just.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Capping.

[B]

Because the dynasty, like, right now is a time where, like, they're still playing, you're playing.

[A]

It's like there's a. There's another draft in the off season for all the rookies that come in.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you can trade the draft picks. You can trade, like, three first round picks.

[B]

Well, one thing about the dynasty that I think sounds not as fun as people that have to, like, tank.

[A]

Yeah, like, we're going to be bad this year. But if you do tank. Well, if you have no first, but if you do tank, you could be like, well, I have the first overall pick in the draft next year. Yeah, in the. In the, like, rookie draft.

[B]

So then you can still suck. Then you got to tank again. But then you're like, jeremiah Love, if I got a Tank two years in a row, I'm like, I'm not playing this. This is no longer fun.

[A]

Let's. Let's make this, this into a dynasty league.

[B]

The one that we have going right now. Yeah, I'm down.

[A]

That'll be so fun. What is fresh Dynasty league.

[B]

Is there a difference between a dynasty league and a keeper league?

[A]

I think that. Or yeah, keeper. I think it's keeper.

[B]

That's the same thing.

[A]

I think so. I don't fucking know. I want to know bad though. I want to know so damn bad.

[B]

I mean, I'm definitely down, bro. I took the, took the Amtrak this

[A]

weekend both ways to Virginia to va. What's that, four hours, five hours?

[B]

Have you been on the new Acela?

[A]

I don't think I have.

[B]

It's pretty nice.

[A]

You said first class.

[B]

No, I never said first class on the train because I don't really see what the point is.

[A]

I think that bring you meal service.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want their food.

[A]

I don't think it is, dude.

[B]

It definitely is.

[A]

I don't think it is. I think it's like. I think it's the equivalent of airplane food.

[B]

Yeah, it's dog.

[A]

What?

[B]

No, I don't eat that anymore.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't play those games.

[A]

What the are you talking about?

[B]

I took the Amtrak there so fast. 2pm Train got in at 5. That's crazy.

[A]

God damn.

[B]

And then I'm going. So then I have an early train yesterday to come back. 9am Aella again. The new one. It says in the top corner. It's like the new one. I'm pumped.

[A]

I'm waiting.

[B]

I get to the train station, I'm like, I'm. I'm looking for my track. I'm like, I. I don't see it anywhere. I realize I booked it from New York to D.C. again. What? Luckily there was another train 10 minutes later.

[A]

But it wasn't a seller, but it wasn't the Acela.

[B]

And it was a four hour train ride instead of three instead of three. And let me tell you, that extra hour will get you.

[A]

Yeah. Bad. You basically get jet lag.

[B]

Yeah. Especially when at the second stop of the trip, a 500 pound lady decides to just sit right next to you. Yeah.

[A]

Damn, brother, I'm. You gotta.

[B]

This was me the whole, the whole time. Four straight hours of this.

[A]

That's the worst. You gotta put the coat down.

[B]

There isn't one on the, on the original.

[A]

Oh, it's. You can't put. Just put a coat right on the seat next to you.

[B]

Oh no. It would have been there would have been a riot.

[A]

Yeah, but at least you can kind of deter.

[B]

I had the bag and then I was like, I think I'm good. And then more people started getting on and I was like, I gotta ditch the bag.

[A]

What about sitting on the outside seat?

[B]

Yeah, but then I wouldn't have the charger.

[A]

But then. No, but you sit on the outside seat and if somebody comes, you scooch in one. That's a pro move.

[B]

I think it was bound to happen regardless, unfortunately.

[A]

She probably saw you and you're like. She thought you were a tasty treat.

[B]

Yeah, it was tough.

[A]

She thought you're a delicious little snack that she could nibble on throughout the flight or throughout the train ride.

[B]

It was tough.

[A]

It is uncomfortable. What'd you hit the steam deck on the way back?

[B]

Nothing, because I was sick. I woke up sick.

[A]

She just looked out the window.

[B]

Looked out the window. I tried to sleep. I didn't really sleep much that last. I mean, we got stuck outside of Penn Station for, I think, 15 minutes. It might have been the longest 15 minutes of my entire life.

[A]

That is nat. It wasn't when you went underground, was it?

[B]

It was right before.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We were waiting.

[A]

Well, you go underground and there is like 20 minutes of underground. You're like, people will stand up.

[B]

Yeah, people. Everyone's standing up. People stand up. The second you go underground and it's like, we've get you. You've done it.

[A]

Not close. It's newbie behavior to stand up train podcast trains.

[B]

Gotta switch it up a little bit. I was a little bit worried about, like, the. I just keep on getting these notifications that are like, Iran is activating sleeper cells. I'm on the train and I'm just. I mean, I am paranoid.

[A]

They are not gonna tell you beforehand. If there's a sleeper cell, they're gonna hit you where you least expect it. They're not going to get a note that there's going to be a terrorist attack.

[B]

I'm just get. I'm getting a lot of alerts.

[A]

They're not dropping leaflets.

[B]

They might.

[A]

The US move. We dropped the leaflets.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's Israel move. They drop the leaflets.

[B]

Yeah. We don't. Iran would never do that.

[A]

They would never drop the leaflets. Have you seen the pictures of Tehran in Iran?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, the videos.

[B]

Like what? Just because it's, like, blown to shit.

[A]

It's. It's just like it's on fire.

[B]

Yeah, it's just small.

[A]

It looks like a Michael Bay movie.

[B]

Yeah, they totally destroyed it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I don't really know who it's for. I don't really know who either side of it is for. Like, I don't understand. Like, obviously America doesn't really have any stance in it. It. Other than the one we do not speak of. But the.

[A]

We're trying to.

[B]

But I don't know.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Well, if Israel wants us to attack Iran, and we attack Iran, now Iran is destroyed, but now Israel's just getting fucking destroyed, too. So, like, who's winning? Who is it for?

[A]

Raytheon, really. I don't fucking know.

[B]

I just don't get it. I think I might have lost touch a little bit.

[A]

Yeah, we're freeing them, but.

[B]

But we're also killing all of them.

[A]

Yeah, we're free. What we're freeing them from is that their mortal coil.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[A]

We're bringing them from their tethers to this world.

[B]

To the world.

[A]

But it is freedom.

[B]

Well, it's like we killed the guy in charge, which was good. Like, everyone seemed to like that.

[A]

Right?

[B]

But then we just. Cat, it's still. I don't know if it's us. I don't know who it is. I don't know who it is. But. But I'm anti. I've said it. Just not a war guy, you know?

[A]

Yeah, you should be.

[B]

I should be.

[A]

Of course. It's where the money is. That's where the cash is. What we should be is make. We should be making money off of it somehow. And I just can't think of how everybody else is making a brick off of it. And it's like. Is it munitions? Is it like bon fantasy football trophies to make shells or something like that? These two things, these are both shells. These are potential mortars that we could using.

[B]

Like, the government needs both of these.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We need gathering up anything solid that you have in your.

[A]

That, that, that. That if you pull. If you explode, that there's shrapnel. That. That will destroy someone.

[B]

Anything can be a weapon. Start finding them.

[A]

I'm just deeply. I'm deeply jealous of the people who find ways to make money off of things.

[B]

Yeah. But then you. Those people, they're not sleeping at night, or they are.

[A]

They are sleeping. They're sleeping like babies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The only business idea that's coming out of my household is. Is a. It's like a karaoke bus.

[B]

This is for the war.

[A]

No, it's just a business idea.

[B]

Okay, I see.

[A]

It's the only business idea that we have. We haven't. I mean, isn't that Already a thing. Is it?

[B]

Yeah, I think that's like. I think if you look up karaoke bus, it'll just come up.

[A]

Is that definitely a thing?

[B]

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

[A]

Where the bus drives to your party, everybody gets on and they do karaoke and we outfit the inside of it.

[B]

No, I think this has been around for decades.

[A]

Has it?

[B]

I mean, you're saying a lot already.

[A]

I mean, we already started the llc. Fuck.

[B]

The karaoke bus.

[A]

The karaoke bus.

[B]

Like, I mean, that's just a party bus.

[A]

No, but it's parked. It doesn't drive. We drive it to your house. Drive it to your house the day beforehand. I see. Everybody gets on, does karaoke, we pick it up the next day. So your party turns into a karaoke party.

[B]

Wouldn't you rather just go to karaoke?

[A]

No, you can have it at your house. Why go to karaoke? We bring karaoke to you.

[B]

But you can do like. The problem with karaoke is that YouTube really eliminated the need for the whole. The whole setup. Yeah, like you can do karaoke at your house. You just got to pull it up on YouTube.

[A]

But then the ads. What about the ads?

[B]

YouTube Premium. You want to spend all the money on the bus. What about the mic bucks on the premium?

[A]

What about the mics?

[B]

They got games like this now.

[A]

Come on, dude, they only have limited songs on the games.

[B]

No, no, no, you can get it.

[A]

There's only like 26 songs in the games.

[B]

I look, I'm for it.

[A]

I'll help find it, poke holes in it. Cuz there. I went to a party that had like an Irish pub pulls up at your house.

[B]

That's kind of cool.

[A]

Why is that one so cool? And the fucking one I'm bringing up is like suddenly sucks ass. And everybody thought of it.

[B]

Well, how does an Irish pub pull up at your house? What do they have like Guinness on. On tap?

[A]

They can't. Well, that's because of the liability. You can't bring the Guinness. You have to have your own Guinness and you can kind of plug it in.

[B]

So what do they bring? Just themselves?

[A]

They bring a po.

[B]

Pub. How do you bring a pub?

[A]

It's like a trailer that's like outfitted like an old Irish pub. The inside of it looks like and feels like an Irish pub.

[B]

So you went in.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like you went into the pub?

[A]

Yeah, it's like a trailer.

[B]

Wouldn't you rather just go to a pub?

[A]

The pub comes to you. But what don't you get about this?

[B]

But it doesn't come to you because you still have to have your own drinks.

[A]

You have your. You bring the Guinness.

[B]

The whole point of going to an Irish pub is to have, like a nice, perfect Guinness.

[A]

No, it's to feel like you're in an Irish pub, but you're not.

[B]

You're in a trailer in someone's backyard,

[A]

but it feels like you're in a pub.

[B]

But wouldn't you rather just be at a pub?

[A]

We don't have. That's like. It's like a family party. There's like kids running around on the trampoline. You can't have the trampoline outside of.

[B]

I think that might be over. Complicating.

[A]

Temple bar in Dublin or whatever.

[B]

That feels like a little bit of an overcomplication.

[A]

So you're back in on the karaoke bar, then?

[B]

No, I'm fully out on both.

[A]

Christ, dude. What's your business ideas? Turning our fantasy football fucking trophies into shells to sell the fucking Halliburton.

[B]

I don't have any, like, current. Current big ideas, I mean.

[A]

Exactly. And it shows.

[B]

I've always got my standards, you know, my. My ice. My ice cube cage for your drink.

[A]

So what the.

[B]

When you. When you get a glass of water and you put a bunch of ice in it and you. And you want to drink it, you're not really getting a lot of the water because the ice is just hitting you in the face and it's very cold on your. On your. On your lips. So this would be a little bit of like a grate that would go over the ice.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Keep the ice at the bottom. Yeah, essentially. But it's for like a cup.

[A]

Yeah, a lid on a cup.

[B]

But what do you need with a lid? A straw. And what's bad for the environment? Straws.

[A]

But like, doesn't Starbucks have, like, the. The lid?

[B]

Those are. Those use more plastic than the straw.

[A]

So what is this plastic free or. It's a metal.

[B]

This is a reusable thing.

[A]

You would have metal grate.

[B]

It doesn't have to be metal.

[A]

What's it made of?

[B]

I don't know. PCP pipes.

[A]

That

[B]

for PC. Pcp? PC. What is it? It's not pcp.

[A]

Pvc.

[B]

PCP is the drug.

[A]

PCP pipe. I think that's just put two crack pipes over the top.

[B]

PVC pipes.

[A]

And that's more plastic than the straw.

[B]

But it's reusable.

[A]

But that's more plastic than the lids.

[B]

No. So you're gonna use it forever.

[A]

PVC over the top.

[B]

I think this is A great idea.

[A]

And. But I mean.

[B]

And you're just. Now you're just knocking it down. You're just. You're just going to knock it down. Whatever.

[A]

I'm just trying to. It's like when I'm in the draft room, if I have a prospect that I like, I'm trying to poke holes in the prospect I like. I'm trying to steal it.

[B]

Hear this one out. This is more of an app, this one. I actually don't even know if I want going public because I think it's such a good idea. You ever been in a rush? You're late.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And you go on Google Maps or you go on Apple Maps and you go like, okay, I gotta get to the office. You type in the address to the office and it's giving you Train or Uber.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Why not both? Why not both? Why not give me the fastest way possible to get there? Right. So maybe it says, okay, take the train, hop on Christopher, fly up to 14th at 14th, call an Uber Uber from there. It'll cut you down five minutes.

[A]

It does that. That.

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

This is calling Uber.

[B]

I'm talking about. This is. This is an app that is going to give you the fastest way possible to get somewhere. So it could say Uber, Uber to this train station, take that train, then hop on a city bike and then fly there. Rather than just the Uber, because there is a faster. I know there's a faster way.

[A]

I mean, you would have to integrate all of these apps because Uber doesn't want you taking anything. But Uber. Citibike only wants you taking Citibike.

[B]

Yes. It would be a third party research.

[A]

An aggregator. Yes, a third party aggregator.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I could get behind this.

[B]

This is a good idea. This is actually a good idea. Like, I like. You ever, like. Like if you're somewhere where maybe there's not a direct. Like if I go from my apartment to the stand, I can't take the train. There's no direct train.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So get.

[A]

So.

[B]

Oh. My only options are Uber or bike or walk.

[A]

Right, right, right, right.

[B]

But I know there's another way. I just don't know what it is.

[A]

It's the tunnels, honestly.

[B]

Yeah. So I. Good idea.

[A]

I think that is a really good idea. Let me throw one at you. Clear toaster.

[B]

How would it. Wouldn't it melt?

[A]

Well, you don't know what it's made of.

[B]

What is it going to be made of?

[A]

Glass or plastic?

[B]

I don't hate it, but I don't Know if it's necessary.

[A]

But then you could see how toasted the thing is.

[B]

Look, I don't hate it. It's not going to be life changing. Like, my app will be Be my

[A]

boy saw Mark Cuban at the bar in Philly, and he went right up to him and was like, what do you think? Clear toaster. He shark tanked him in real time.

[B]

What'd he say?

[A]

He was like, not a bad idea.

[B]

He's probably gonna make it. Yeah, he shouldn't have said that.

[A]

He's probably crushing it right now.

[B]

Cuban's the enemy.

[A]

I mean, every time I see Cuban posting online, he's doing a new workout. And he's never doing full extension on his curls. He's always swinging his arms on his curls. It's like, Cuban.

[B]

Yeah, he's using the full body.

[A]

Come on, bro.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Cuban missile crisis with those curls, dude. It's. He's using his full body. And. And it shows because he would have way lumpier.

[B]

He does have scratchy arms. Like, he's built big. And then his arms, they taper off.

[A]

Right. It's all fat.

[B]

Not a good look. You should talk to Bezos.

[A]

Yeah, Bezos has great arms. Well, Bezos is obviously doing full extension on his curls.

[B]

Yeah, Bezos is definitely just hitting biceps. Yeah.

[A]

Exclusively.

[B]

100 curls a day.

[A]

Is your sickness getting in the way of your ability to do 100 curls a day?

[B]

I don't know. I went. I went like, I. I had almost borderline at Francis workout at the. The Hilton Arlington this weekend.

[A]

You did some crazy.

[B]

Some. Some. Some crazy super sets.

[A]

What kind of. Break it down for me, please.

[B]

Well, I only did one superset. I did, but I was doing. I mean, it's a tiny gym. It wasn't. It was like one bench, one treadmill.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Luckily, I was the only person in there just getting after it. Someone's got to get the job done.

[A]

So nice when you're the only one. You're, like, carrying the flag of people working out. Exactly. Like, there's how many rooms here? There's like hundreds of rooms in this hotel, and I'm the only one working.

[B]

I was knocking on the doors as I was. As I was. I was like, anyone else gonna get in there?

[A]

Just going to be a little lazy. People are noticing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

126. You aren't working out.

[B]

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The best. I mean I got, I got it right here at my phone right now.

[B]

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[A]

I love the Experian boost.

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[A]

You have to be chest forward.

[B]

And then I said my shoulder. Started talking back a little bit and I said time to teach these guys a lesson.

[A]

Smacked him around. That's enough out of you.

[B]

So now I'm hitting the shoulder. I'm hitting the, hitting the dumbbell shoulder bre.

[A]

Just reverse pull downs

[B]

and I'm doing that straight into a dumbbell deadlift.

[A]

Oh God. Yeah. You must be burning it out.

[B]

Four sets of that.

[A]

You must be burning it out.

[B]

Yeah, it was good. It was good. It was productive.

[A]

What did it go up to 50s

[B]

for the dumbbell lift.

[A]

No, I'm saying what are the gym weights go up to 50s.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Got to work with what you got.

[B]

Got to work with yacht. Got to get creative.

[A]

If the brothers in prison can get jacks, why not?

[B]

Exactly, exactly.

[A]

Sometimes they don't even have those calisthenics. Yeah, calisthenics sounds so nice. I was just doing pull ups and push ups today.

[B]

All you need.

[A]

Hardest thing. The hardest thing under the sun.

[B]

Oh, easily. Be careful though. Get injured doing that. Really put those pull ups. They'll get you.

[A]

Francis has me going heavy on the every minute. On the minute burpees too.

[B]

Yeah, I'm never doing that.

[A]

It's so. Yeah, it's so embarrassing.

[B]

It is Good, though. Sometimes you got to get in there and just get it all out, you know?

[A]

Know I'll take off my headphones and hear how loud I've been breathing, and it's humbling.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And there's other people in the gym just, like, side eye.

[B]

Just a full wheeze.

[A]

One time I was doing box jumps at a gym. I was on vacation. And that is.

[B]

That's a vacation workout.

[A]

Yeah, I was doing box jumps, and they were doing a yoga class in another studio, and someone walked in. The instructor walked in and was. Was like, can you please stop doing that? Really? You're making too much noise. We're trying to relax in here.

[B]

Oh, that's crazy. I would have said no. I would have cranked it up another level.

[A]

I couldn't. I couldn't possibly do that. It wasn't all bearish property.

[B]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[A]

I had to respect them. Other times I've, like, swam at pools just trying to get my. Get my feet out of the water and, like, I'll just be kicking so loud. My wife will be like, everyone can. Everyone's looking at you.

[B]

Yeah, just kicking loud as hell.

[A]

You're embarrassing us. Can't embarrass the family on vacation, but also you can't skip the workout. So, like, I work out. Embarrassing.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta. Gotta find the time to get it in.

[A]

That's just who I am.

[B]

Yeah, I'm always gonna find the time to get it in.

[A]

I'm obsessed with it. Honestly. That's why you need to lick this. This little sickness that you got so you could get back to the jungle.

[B]

I might just get in the sauna today. Honestly.

[A]

Sweat it out.

[B]

Sweat it out.

[A]

You should build a sauna in your house. The way Stephen Che used to have one in his bedroom.

[B]

Honestly, I just, like, went into my bathroom and I just, like, turned COD on on my gaming laptop and closed I. It might hit 200.

[A]

And I thought you got the laptop so you could game on the road. And you're saying it's already overheating. And the thing that cools it down is.

[B]

Look, I'm not gonna. I got. I got. I got boned. It was a dumb purchase.

[A]

Send it back.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because I. I. The. The thing is, like, this weekend was supposed to be the. The judgment weekend, but I didn't end up having the. I didn't really want a game because

[A]

you didn't want to upset the fat guy snoring next to you in the room.

[B]

I was just, like, tired. I Mean, clearly I was. So that, that explains it. But I was just tired and I was like, I was finishing up the shows and it's like when you're murdering that hard, it takes so much out of you.

[A]

Did you kill?

[B]

I did good. I think I did good.

[A]

Snort.

[B]

The last show, the Saturday Late Show, I had a really fun time.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, I got. I got some new fun. New fun Epstein stuff that I'm doing.

[A]

Do you think that there's any chance that, like, being in that area, you were maybe talking to somebody that.

[B]

Yeah, so I didn't. I actually didn't know that. And then I was talking to the, the host. It was just a two man show. It's just me and one other dude and I was talking to him and he said that, that there was a comedian that came like a couple weeks before who was doing a bunch of Epstein jokes and like, someone didn't. Someone said something and then they asked and he was like. Apparently there was like a group of people that, like, their job is redacting the files in the crowd.

[A]

What?

[B]

Because there's so many people losing jobs in D.C. right now. And like, that's one of the jobs that, like, everyone can get. Get is being someone that redacts.

[A]

There's that many people redacting.

[B]

That's what he told me. I don't know how true it is, but it's the same people that were

[A]

shoveling in New York.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that nuts?

[A]

What the.

[B]

But he said he was like, if people pull back on that stuff, he's like, don't be surprised because, like, a lot of those people, like, they're, they're. And it is like, it wasn't, it wasn't. Like, the shows were like, only my fan base. Like, it is like when I go to like Boston or Philly or something like that. It was a lot of like, like, yeah, that person could work in the CIA.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So those people all just know what is actually happening.

[B]

I mean, I'm sure they sign insane NDAs and then the government probably kills them after anyway.

[A]

Right? So they should. They might as well just say it. If you're going to get killed, just say it on stage at the comedy show.

[B]

If you're just like an average Joe redacting Epstein files, you're. They're going to kill you. It's just a matter of when. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's like when Genghis Khan had all of his soldiers, like, build a massive temple for him when he died. And then like, he Killed all the soldiers and then other soldiers. Killed all the soldiers. Who killed the soldiers?

[B]

Like, I would imagine it's like, similar to, like, the. The Joker. Like, remember the Dark Knight when he robs the bank.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then he just kills everybody. Yeah, I'd imagine that's how it is.

[A]

Definitely.

[B]

Yeah. Like Epstein, once you get to the mud. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Jeff.

[A]

It was Jeff the entire time. Pulling the mask off. Yeah. Exhale the mask. That son of a. Imagine hearing somebody, like, joking, making fun of, like, the most notorious pedophile of all time, and then people in the crowd being like.

[B]

Yeah, because I did one of the jokes too far.

[A]

Yeah, you don't make fun of that.

[B]

Yeah, it was funny. I did one of the jokes and then I was like, I don't really think this is, like, one where I gotta be like, worry, like, one of the jokes didn't really do that well. And I was like.

[A]

I said it.

[B]

I was like, I don't think this is one where I have to be, like, worried about, like, what side people are on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, this seems pretty like we're all on.

[A]

Somebody sucker their teeth at that joke. Yeah. Arrest him, too. Yeah, I knew him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I knew that was a friend of mine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I consider Jeffrey a close friend, which.

[B]

It's crazy because there's definitely people out there.

[A]

Yeah. But it's like, I mean, like, Trump, like.

[B]

Yeah, I guess the President,

[A]

but he also, like, leading up to it. It's like, if you have a friend that's doing that, do you just, like, stay silent or do you be like, hey, like that, we got to find who's doing this. That guy? Because that's kind of how Trump was. And then they dug into it and it's like, oh, his fingerprints are all over it.

[B]

What do you mean? Like, because they say that Trump, at

[A]

first, like, leading into this, he was like, if you elect me, I'm going to discover all the Epstein.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You're like, yeah, we got to find out what the fuck's going on in this. It's like, well, we're. You're. You're in this.

[B]

You also said we weren't going to go to a war with Iran.

[A]

You're telling me this man's been lying to us?

[B]

It is pretty funny. Not that. Obviously. Not the Iran boar and all that stuff, but.

[A]

But the kid's getting.

[B]

No, no, that's not funny either. It's just.

[A]

Well, which part? It's just trying to figure out, like, part's funny.

[B]

I'm. I'm having a hard time keeping in, staying in the loop, which I know is bad because I know that's what they want to happen. They want everyone to stop paying attention to it. But it's like I kind of found myself going down these, like, rabbit holes and, like, I was getting, like. So, like, I'm listening to, like, Tucker Carlson's interview with Mike Huckabee and all of his shit, and then it was like. It's just like, there's nothing I can do about it. So it's like, I can keep on, like, reading.

[A]

All there is something you can do is you get. You get outraged yourself.

[B]

Yeah, but I was.

[A]

Aren't people paying attention to this?

[B]

Yeah, but I was. And then, like, then you go on

[A]

threads and become a reply.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. And then you tweet and then people get mad, and then people are like. So it's like, what. What is there to do?

[A]

You focus on fantasy football.

[B]

Focus on fantasy football. Get better at Counter Strike. Exactly.

[A]

Honestly, those are the things that you

[B]

need to do, which I'll be the first to say it before the news gets out there. I think my ceiling in Counter Strike is higher than Call of Duty already.

[A]

Well, because you're washed at Call of Duty and your ceiling is the floor. There is no ceiling.

[B]

Oh, man. I had a four piece on Counter Strike yesterday that just. I haven't felt that good in a while.

[A]

Did you clip it?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

Is it out?

[B]

No, not yet. Working on a montage right now.

[A]

Can we put it out for a. Actually, no. You'll use it for Bush.

[B]

Well, we could get a little. We could get a little tease on Boyd Ad too.

[A]

Son of a boy.

[B]

Dad, the thing is, we're not allowed to use music anymore, right? That's, like, fully. Yeah, you could sing something because I wanted to use.

[A]

You could make some generated user. Generated content.

[B]

That would be pretty funny.

[A]

Or just, like, sing the Halo song over it.

[B]

It's like choir music.

[A]

Yeah,

[B]

that would be so funny. I wanted to do the Drake song from. If you're reading this, it's too. What's the one where he goes like, I. I had to switch the beat up. Oh, well, what is it? When he says had to switch the beat up, it was getting too predictable. The new is on steroids. You know the song I'm talking about?

[A]

I need you to sing it.

[B]

I could find it. No telling. Yeah, I wanted to and then I wanted it. I wanted to start with COD and then when it switches the beat up, I wanted to go into Counter strike. But, I mean, that was going to be that. That on the burner. That's a.

[A]

Throw it on the Bernsky.

[B]

No, I don't want to risk it.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

I'm not. There's no way I'm risking that.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I heard how much those lawsuits were from other people that got.

[A]

Just put it on a burner and retweet it.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't think. I still think they'll get you.

[A]

No, not if you started on a burner as Chuck Tomato does it or whatever. What's the name? Chuck?

[B]

I got. I have a burner specifically for Call

[A]

of Duty edits and for, like, complaining about the president.

[B]

You know this is all distraction, right? No, I don't have a burner for that.

[A]

That.

[B]

I have a burner. My burner is very public. People can find it if they. If they try hard enough. I only tweet. I just tweet gaming clips, right? And they get no. They get no likes,

[A]

guys. You need to put it in front of the right audience.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're sweeping it under the rug.

[B]

Yeah. What do we got?

[A]

We're done.

[B]

Oh, we're done. Perfect.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I'm going to be in Cleveland and Detroit this weekend. Tickets are on sale for that now. I'm pretty pumped, honestly. I'm enjoying getting back on the road. Road getting done. So come to those shows, please.

[A]

So nice to have you back on the road. Brother Francis will be back next episode, possibly with some guests or something like that. So stay tuned.

[B]

Yes, thank you, guys for listening. We will see you on Thursday. Goodbye.