LeBoyDad | Son of a Boy Dad #390

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #390 – "LeBoyDad"

Podcast: Son of a Boy Dad
Hosts: Barstool Sports (Harry – aka Lil Sasquatch, Frankie, and guests/collaborators)
Episode Title: LeBoyDad
Date: April 7, 2026
Summary by [ASSISTANT]

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Episode Overview

In this laid-back and witty episode, the Son of a Boy Dad crew—primarily Harry (Lil Sasquatch), Frankie, and a rotating guest—riff on everything from personal life changes to LeBron James’s golf skills, birthdays, taxes, fishing plans, and even birds. The main theme is Lil Sasquatch feeling “rudderless” after dropping out of college, looking to the group for the kind of real-world education and life wisdom you only get outside a classroom. Across their tangential, joke-packed banter, they reveal both the absurdities and the camaraderie that define early adulthood and adapting to life outside conventional plans.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Shoe Talk, Materialism, & Letting Things Go (01:19–07:56)

• The crew compares sneakers and shoe habits, with Harry showing off chunky Clarks knock-offs, and a nostalgic discussion about retiring and rediscovering old shoes.
• Frankie admits: “I've always just been like ... you wear them until they fall apart and then you get a new pair.” (03:54)
• Purging closets becomes a metaphor for life changes; the struggle to Marie Kondo, sentimental value of L.L.Bean flannels, and the pitfalls of selling used clothes online.

2. Jewish Manhattan “Wire” Explained (08:09–10:14)

• The group discovers the “eruv”, a fishing-wire boundary around Manhattan that allows observant Jews to carry or push strollers on the Sabbath.
• Harry explains: “If you stay within that wire, then ... you can do those things [like use strollers or canes].” (09:11)
• The others react with confusion and cracks about “safe zones” and school zone-style borders.

3. Birthdays, Life Transitions, & Money (12:13–14:22)

• Frankie just turned 25—mused as “the beginning of the end of the downfall.” (12:22)
• The trio jokes about getting cash from parents despite their Barstool/standup incomes and the costs/pressures of living and paying taxes in NYC.
• “Ever since we talked about that [reasons for staying], I was like, I gotta ... taxes are insane,” admits Frankie. (13:00)

4. LeBron James & YouTube Golf Crossovers (13:56–17:26)

• The team imagines golfing with LeBron James after he watched one of their viral golf tournament clips.
• They ponder: “What am I supposed to do, playing golf with LeBron James? I'm not going to be able to move.” (15:16)
• Sharing nightclub run-ins with NBA stars, especially LeBron post-game with the Cavs, and the lengths athletes go for privacy and team bonding.

5. Golf Anxiety, Star Power, & Internet Invitational (20:12–28:31)

• Riffing on the surreal idea of LeBron playing their golf tourney, they discuss nerves, competitive personalities, and the fear of embarrassing oneself in front of icons.
• “People don't want to look bad on camera ... guys who aren't that good at golf are like, I need another year,” says the guest. (27:31)
• The crew speculates on LeBron's golf skill (20-25 handicap) and whether his championship mindset could overcome on-course jitters.

6. Influencer Life, Financial Realities & Taxes (41:09–44:14)

• A humorous but real look at handling standup comedian/influencer taxes: “I gotta up that withholding, brother.” (41:38)
• Tax write-offs are debated—home office deductions, gym memberships, and the "annoyingly by-the-book" accountants vs. slippery ones.

7. Moving, Real Estate & Barstool Wealth Gaps (49:40–52:01)

• Frankie laments not having money to move to Miami for tax reasons, joking he’d be the "poorest person" in Miami for tax purposes.
• They compare lives of Barstool colleagues buying houses at a young age: “This is just someone I have nothing in common with. Buying a house at 24. Kidding me.” (51:44)
• Reflections on gigs at unusual venues and influencer-heavy crowds.

8. Upcoming “Fish Week” & Bird Watching (54:54–60:41)

• Plans for “Fish Week” in Florida: tarpon, grouper, snapper, and intense fishing camaraderie.
• “I hope we make Sydney proud,” says a host, referencing an earlier fishing trip with a guide named Sydney. (56:22)
• Bird talk pivots to ospreys, hawks, and the awe of nature’s flyers. “Ospreys are great birds. Their name is like a shitty restaurant or something ... but they should be respected!” (59:06)

9. The Absurd Finales & Gun Week Proposal (65:16–67:03)

• Idle musings: what if they bought guns in Florida and discarded them because they can’t fly home with them ("What is this question?"), spiraling into jokes about “Gun Week”—buying, selling, and flipping guns.
• “Gun week is really, really good.” (66:46)

10. From ICE Agents to The Bar Exam (67:13–70:26)

• After discussing the allure of becoming an ICE agent due to rumors of high pay, the group swaps wild secondhand tales of cop and ICE hiring challenges.
• “Apparently it's harder to become an ICE agent than it is to become a lawyer.” (70:25)
• They segue into jokes about failing the bar exam and the resilience of future Attorney Generals.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Tax Reality & Living in NYC:
  Frankie: “Everything's gone ... like I feel like I've been making more money and then I just ... it just stays the same or I lose Money.” (13:24)

• On LeBron’s Fame:
  Guest: “He's one of the least real, like, 10 humans on the earth.” (15:38)

• On Being Starstruck:
  Guest: “No matter what, the star power's there.” (15:43)

• On Embarrassment in Golf:
  Guest: “People don't want to look bad on camera ... they don’t want to present back greatness—ineptitude.” (27:31)

• Bird Thoughts:
  Harry: “Ospreys are great birds ... osprey should be a respected bird.” (59:06)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:19–07:56 – Shoes, materialism, and purging closets
• 08:09–10:14 – Jewish eruv in Manhattan explained
• 12:13–14:22 – Birthday talk, cash gifts, NYC living
• 13:56–17:26 – LeBron James: golf, nightclub stories
• 20:12–28:31 – LeBron at the Internet Invitational, golfer nerves
• 41:09–44:14 – Tax strategies for comedians/influencers
• 49:40–52:01 – Moving for taxes, young Barstool millionaires
• 54:54–60:41 – “Fish Week” Florida trip, osprey and hawk appreciation
• 65:16–67:03 – Gun Week, the wayward gun disposal plan
• 67:13–70:26 – ICE agent rumors, bar exam jokes

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Tone & Language

• Spontaneous, irreverent, and full of inside jokes; reality is filtered through sarcasm and rapid-fire tangents.
• Language is conversational, self-deprecating, and at times purposely absurd in keeping with Barstool’s comedic brand.
• Names and identity references (“LeBoyDad”, “Fish Week”, “Gun Week”) serve as running gags reinforcing the group’s in-jokes.

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Conclusion

LeBoyDad is a quintessential slice of "Son of a Boy Dad": quick-witted, meandering, and loaded with the kind of everyday concerns and fantasies that define life as a Barstool twenty-something. The crew’s chemistry, their anxieties over money, tax, and fame, and their sardonic takes on everything from LeBron to birds and fishing plans make for an episode that’s both hilariously meandering and sneakily insightful. Whether you’re rudderless after college or just looking for a laugh, there’s something weirdly reassuring in their shared uncertainty and improvisational wisdom.

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Upcoming:

• “Fish Week” in Florida – chasing tarpon, snapper, groupers
• Stand-up dates for Frankie and others
• Potential guest appearance from George Bush (joking reference)
• Watch out for “Gun Week” as a future bit!

For fans old and new, this episode is an ideal example of Son of a Boy Dad’s freewheeling humor and unfiltered look at young adulthood.

Transcript

[Harry]

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[Harry]

I just made your birthday post.

[Frankie]

Yeah?

[Guest or Co-host]

Is today your birthday?

[Frankie]

No, yesterday.

[Guest or Co-host]

That's what I thought. I wished you happy birthday.

[Harry]

I said late. It. I missed it.

[Frankie]

Don't worry, R missed it. It's all good.

[Harry]

But I found the sickest picture of him.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Harry]

Rainbow is insane. Like what. What possessed you to be so gay in that picture?

[Guest or Co-host]

What?

[Frankie]

I didn't even see it.

[Guest or Co-host]

What picture?

[Harry]

This picture.

[Frankie]

Oh, you. You told me to.

[Harry]

I would not tell you to be gay.

[Frankie]

Your exact.

[Harry]

I can't tell you be gay. I don't have that power. I'm not God.

[Frankie]

I gotta get a new phone. This thing's destroyed.

[Harry]

Let's start, bro. Let's start.

[Frankie]

All right already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. Today it is April 6th. It is 1:30pm Are those Clark's wallabies?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Oh, those are nice.

[Harry]

A little bit chunky on the sole.

[Guest or Co-host]

Those are sick little chunky soul.

[Harry]

What do you think?

[Guest or Co-host]

I love them. That's why I'm bringing them up.

[Frankie]

Are you gonna wear those boat?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, they're not. They're. They're like a knockoff of that. They're cool though. This is come from a company called an Irrational Element. They're like a third of the price of the gats.

[Harry]

Are those Stan Smiths?

[Frankie]

These are Stan Smiths?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Why do we. We don't need to.

[Frankie]

Founders Edition.

[Guest or Co-host]

Actually, we love Adidas here.

[Harry]

Yeah, Love Adidas. Would you just say, are you going to wear those on the boat?

[Frankie]

Yeah, those are like Sperrys.

[Harry]

Can't wear these on the boat.

[Guest or Co-host]

Remember the. Remember what? You would have. The last time we went. It wasn't the last time, but when we went fishing with Sydney.

[Harry]

Your shoes.

[Frankie]

What was wrong with them? I was wearing those boots.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh.

[Frankie]

Cuz they. Cuz you made me let me leave my shoes.

[Guest or Co-host]

I didn't make you. We would have had to get in

[Frankie]

a boat to leave the shoes.

[Guest or Co-host]

We would have had to get in a boat to go across a channel to a car to go get them out of the car.

[Frankie]

Yeah. We were dead.

[Guest or Co-host]

And you were like, I need those. I'm like, dude, those had holes in them. The sole was flapping like the tongue.

[Frankie]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was tough.

[Guest or Co-host]

I had to convince you, like. Yeah, it's too late for them.

[Frankie]

I mean, in your defense, they were shoes that I had already, like, given up.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

And then went back to. You know when you just like retire a pair of shoes.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know if I've ever done that.

[Frankie]

I know, I like, retired them, maybe. I mean, I usually just have one pair and then sneakers.

[Harry]

I retired some Reebok classics that I just put back in the rotation.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

They're just. Yeah. To beat to shit. But I mean, you bring them back, you resuscitate them.

[Guest or Co-host]

I've done that. When I have lost a pair of shoes and then found them.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Which is a good feeling.

[Frankie]

I genuinely have, like, never even considered having, like, multiple pairs of like, shoes like this. Like, I've always just been like, looks meaning. No, not looks meaning, like, I like how they look, but like they're comfortable and they break in and then you just wear them until they fall apart and then you get a new pair.

[Guest or Co-host]

I was that way most of my life. And then I became very materialistic.

[Harry]

Which is nice, isn't it?

[Guest or Co-host]

It's not that great. I actually just did a big purge. Brought a bunch of clothes to the real real. It's like one of those used clothes, you know, sales places. What are you doing?

[Frankie]

Trying to charge my phone, but this thing keeps turning off, so I got to turn it back on.

[Harry]

We gotta have a phone charger in here.

[Frankie]

I said, I told you guys, I gotta get a new phone. I had this thing was at 100 like an hour ago.

[Harry]

Yeah, something's happening to mine too.

[Frankie]

They're shutting them down.

[Harry]

Yeah, they're shutting yes. They're. It's.

[Frankie]

They've decided it's time to get the 17 planned.

[Harry]

Obsolescence.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Yeah. You don't have a choice.

[Harry]

It sucks.

[Guest or Co-host]

I was told that the. Yeah. The right way to sell clothes would be if I listed them as on. On, like Instagram stories.

[Frankie]

No.

[Guest or Co-host]

But I was like, I can't do that.

[Frankie]

Why? You should do it on. Why don't you just do it on.

[Guest or Co-host]

Who wants this?

[Harry]

That's why you got to do Depop.

[Guest or Co-host]

People would be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Frankie]

Depop would be funny though, because then someone would find your profile and it'd be like a bunch of like photos of just your shirts, like, with you in

[Harry]

the lime green Japanese outfit and

[Frankie]

you're like, that's clearly Francis.

[Harry]

It's very specific. It's like, well, I've only seen this ever once. It's like a Game Warren situation. Like one time, I think some Scotty Pippen gum that he threw in a trash can, like got sold at an auction or something like that. People paid money for the gum that he chewed. Do you think you could mark up some designer that you had worn?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, I wouldn't mark it up. I just know that I would get the best value that way. Because when you go through these consignment places, they take a pretty chunky percentage

[Frankie]

when you use like Depop and stuff.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. The real real or.

[Frankie]

Yeah, is the real real a real thing?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

I thought you were around when you said that.

[Guest or Co-host]

That's. That's one of them. The reason I'm opting for the real real is you just bring all your clothes in a bag to them and they sort them and price them and.

[Frankie]

Oh, that's great.

[Guest or Co-host]

So you don't. It's the least amount of work.

[Frankie]

I definitely do that.

[Harry]

Pricing them is crazy though. They do like the 2nd street vintage or something. They'll be like, you actually owe us money to take these clothes.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I have a genius idea. Something with that.

[Harry]

They'll just give you a terrible deal. Did you get a good deal?

[Guest or Co-host]

I haven't, I haven't brought them yet. I. I went full Marie Kondo, though. I really purged in a big way.

[Harry]

We need to make space for your art now.

[Guest or Co-host]

I need to make space for more clothes, which I consider art.

[Harry]

They are. It's performance art to wear clothes or like a well crafted garment that's the work of an artist.

[Guest or Co-host]

These are pieces, not items.

[Frankie]

Definitely.

[Harry]

How much did you get rid of?

[Guest or Co-host]

I mean, I don't know, probably like 13 things.

[Harry]

What was the hardest one to let go of?

[Guest or Co-host]

A lot of my L Bean flannels, I felt pretty sad about because I had thought I would pass those down to my son.

[Frankie]

I could take them. I mean, I'm gonna throw. And throw them away too, but make

[Harry]

you feel better to sell them on. Depop.

[Frankie]

I could resell your On a resell.

[Guest or Co-host]

Just take my clothes to throw them away.

[Frankie]

I'd be like, oh, thanks, man, I appreciate that. And then like, I'll, you know, maybe I'll wear it once.

[Harry]

I kind of get that it's easier for someone else to throw away. When you give it to someone. Yeah. You have no attachment. You're like, oh, I gave that to somebody. It went to a good. A good person or went to a person.

[Guest or Co-host]

I've given you clothes, I've bought you clothes, and you don't wear them. So why would you hand me down? Actually, maybe that's more your speed.

[Frankie]

The sweater. I wear the sweater all the time.

[Guest or Co-host]

I've never seen it once.

[Frankie]

I don't want to like scuff it up and wear it in the.

[Guest or Co-host]

Such horseshit.

[Frankie]

Scuff.

[Guest or Co-host]

Bunch of bullshit.

[Harry]

Scuff is wool.

[Guest or Co-host]

Who's gonna be walking on your chest?

[Frankie]

I don't know. You never know.

[Harry]

Snag. Maybe it could get snagged.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I don't want it to get snagged and then unspooled. You know, your ass naked walking through

[Guest or Co-host]

a thorn bush to get here.

[Frankie]

Just come in with a T shirt on. You'll never believe what happened.

[Harry]

That's what happened. Francis's one black sweater that used to be a full sweater and then it

[Frankie]

got a sweater is currently stretched from 27th all the way up to 20.

[Harry]

It's like that ring that goes around the city to make it like Jewish friendly. That wire. That what? How's that wire work? If you stay within that wire, then you're like practice. You don't have to like follow the laws of.

[Frankie]

I don't know if I've seen that.

[Guest or Co-host]

Nor have I.

[Harry]

Can you. Can you guys look that up? There's like a wire that runs around like most of Manhattan.

[Frankie]

Thinking of the wire, the show.

[Harry]

There's a TV show that goes that they're running around Manhattan and it's like within it, you don't. You can't break like Jewish law. The wild wire encircling Manhattan.

[Frankie]

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's just like America.

[Guest or Co-host]

Boundary defined wire enough.

[Harry]

Made of fishing wire. And so like, you can. You have different rules because they Put this fishing wire up.

[Guest or Co-host]

How do you know all this?

[Frankie]

Why do they use fishing wire?

[Harry]

I don't know. I think it's just like make it a home.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think you've been googling how to. How to keep them in one area. How do we, how do we convince them to not.

[Frankie]

This can be a real thing.

[Harry]

It's 100% real.

[Frankie]

Like you. What happens? You cross the fishing wire and then like, you can't say anything bad.

[Harry]

No, it's not that. It's like you can like catch a cab or like use buttons or something like that within this. This area during certain Jewish holidays where it's like you usually can't use electronics or go outside your house.

[Frankie]

Oh, so it's like a safe haven.

[Harry]

It's like a safe haven for. Where you can't break the law.

[Frankie]

You can't or you can.

[Harry]

It allows for activities forbidden on the Sabbath in public domains, such as carrying, pushing strollers or walking with canes. So you can do those things?

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, it's a, it's a. It's a get like a no judgment zone. Yeah. You can disobey the rules within this.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, because you need to be able to do those things.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Guest or Co-host]

Sometimes on the Sabbath.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Guest or Co-host]

So this is like, it's like base.

[Harry]

It's like you're a home base.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You're like safe. You're pretty.

[Frankie]

They all do. Do all the Jewish people live there specifically? Like, wouldn't that kind of be like if you have a cane. Yeah, like if you have a cane, what do you. You got to Uber to the fish. Fish net zone and.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Frankie]

And start walking, basically.

[Harry]

Or you just keep it within, like you kind of hug the border.

[Frankie]

I thought that was Dugs.

[Harry]

We got to put this video in.

[Guest or Co-host]

So like, you're. You're in this. You're in the in of. On us on the Sabbath. You're actually allowed to accept someone's first offer on Facebook market?

[Frankie]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yes, exactly. You don't have to haggle for one day.

[Guest or Co-host]

Amazing.

[Frankie]

I feel like a sign would be like more helpful than just a road, like school zone line, like drug free

[Harry]

school zone type of deal. Or like fines doubled or something like that.

[Guest or Co-host]

How did this become the way that people address the camera? I mean, I agree. I do a lot of this talking to camera stuff pretty close, but I'm not like, why is he so. Why doesn't he hold it a little?

[Harry]

You know, he might have T. Rex arms. What if like a guy with a arm deformity who's trying to do selfie videos.

[Frankie]

What is he holding? Is that like a microphone?

[Harry]

It's got to be.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, it's the wire. Yeah, he's tracing the wire.

[Frankie]

He's holding the wire. The fishing wire.

[Guest or Co-host]

Fair enough.

[Harry]

I wonder if you could just like make your own wire and just kind of like definitely like put it in like a hoop above you or something. Like yourself, wherever you go. Or attach it to the cane.

[Frankie]

Like one of those like, mistletoe hat.

[Harry]

Yeah, you got to kiss him.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Gotta practice. Follow the Torah. Yeah. I don't know how we got to that. We were talking about something very important.

[Guest or Co-host]

Were we?

[Frankie]

No, Pretty sure. We pretty much opened with that.

[Guest or Co-host]

Your hair's perfect.

[Frankie]

Is it dry?

[Guest or Co-host]

Shampoo?

[Frankie]

No, none, none, none. Just pure Old Spice. Just sweet old Old Spice.

[Harry]

Oh, you were at home.

[Frankie]

I was, yeah.

[Harry]

Your parents keep an Old Spice stock still?

[Frankie]

No, I just have one in my room.

[Guest or Co-host]

Happy birthday.

[Frankie]

Thanks.

[Guest or Co-host]

How was it?

[Frankie]

It was fine.

[Guest or Co-host]

25?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Sweet. That's a big one.

[Harry]

The golden year.

[Guest or Co-host]

That's a. That's a big one.

[Frankie]

Feels like the beginning of the end of the downfall.

[Harry]

Should be the last birthday that you celebrate for sure.

[Frankie]

I mean, I don't really. I didn't even really celebrate it.

[Harry]

Okay, then. You're good.

[Guest or Co-host]

Did you get anything?

[Frankie]

No, I got. My parents gave me some cash.

[Harry]

Oh.

[Frankie]

Little kizash.

[Guest or Co-host]

How much?

[Frankie]

Enough to get home bus fare.

[Guest or Co-host]

I wonder how much that is.

[Harry]

Your parents gave you cash?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I feel like that's like that'd be something if you weren't rich. But like, I know that you make a lot of money. I know your salary and I know your stand up stubs.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Make a lot.

[Harry]

Your parents.

[Frankie]

I don't.

[Harry]

Are you sure you didn't give your parents cash?

[Frankie]

I got to get out. I think I might have to move out of New York. The strictly. Like. I know and I know we were just discussing our reasons for staying, but I like, ever since we talked about that, I was like, I got it. Like I. Dude, my taxes are fucking insane. I don't have the money. I'm gonna have to like, take out a loan to pay taxes.

[Guest or Co-host]

You can.

[Frankie]

And I'm joking, obviously.

[Guest or Co-host]

I'm not gonna delay.

[Frankie]

I'm gonna have to do that.

[Guest or Co-host]

You can defer.

[Frankie]

No, I can pay it, but it's just like, it's gone. Everything's gone. Like there's no point. Like, I feel like I've been making more money and then I just. It just stays the same or I lose Money.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's how they have a design.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like I've hit the ceiling. Yeah, you've hit the income ceiling.

[Sponsor Voice]

Until.

[Frankie]

Until you're making, like, millions of dollars a year. You're getting held down.

[Guest or Co-host]

You need to win golf tournaments. Yeah, that came out of nowhere.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I need.

[Guest or Co-host]

I was living hand to fat, hand to mouth, and then all of a sudden, wham. 200 grand.

[Harry]

Wait, dude.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, my God.

[Frankie]

I'm gonna start practicing.

[Harry]

How about that? LeBron watched you.

[Guest or Co-host]

Well, so did you see that?

[Frankie]

I read it, but I never saw it. What was it?

[Guest or Co-host]

Everybody's been saying this, but I didn't watch the whole video or anything. Did he? He didn't say my name right, but

[Harry]

he was talking about Buddy with the rangefinder.

[Guest or Co-host]

So he watched the final.

[Harry]

So he watched the final.

[Frankie]

That's pretty crazy.

[Guest or Co-host]

Get off the D. Which means I should be able to get his autograph. But at this point, I don't even want it.

[Frankie]

Why?

[Guest or Co-host]

Because he knows who I am.

[Frankie]

Yeah, but he was gonna know who you were if you got the autograph anyway.

[Guest or Co-host]

Not necessarily.

[Harry]

Say it's for, like, LeBron.

[Guest or Co-host]

LeBron.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Say it's for your brother, LeBron. It's for your younger brother.

[Guest or Co-host]

You're the only name I'm missing.

[Harry]

Got Darius, Miles, Anderson, Vera, Gel.

[Frankie]

I think you should just get it. I think you should. I think you could just get it signed. Tell him it's for your younger brother. Like, Stan.

[Guest or Co-host]

I'm gonna have to get it through your boys, Bobby.

[Frankie]

My boys.

[Guest or Co-host]

Bobby Burger and Joey Cold Cuts.

[Frankie]

Bobby Burger and Joey Coldcuts. They know LeBron.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Do you remember when we brought them up the first time? And you're like, who the fuck is

[Frankie]

Bobby Berger and Joey Coldcut?

[Harry]

They. I mean, there's a good chance that you're in a threesome with him.

[Frankie]

This year's invitation is play in.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

The assumption that he'll play.

[Frankie]

Yes.

[Guest or Co-host]

Dude, if LeBron plays in the Internet Invitational this year, then I don't know what I'll do.

[Harry]

No.

[Guest or Co-host]

What the fuck am I supposed to do playing golf with LeBron James? I'm not going to be able to move.

[Frankie]

I mean, you should be able to beat him. Realistically.

[Harry]

Yeah. He's not.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Playing.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think I am better than he is at golf, but. But I'm so Clip it. Starstruck by LeBron James that to.

[Frankie]

Yeah. No, it would be, like, genuinely, like, shocking.

[Guest or Co-host]

Be insane.

[Harry]

He's the. He's one of the least real, like, 10 humans on the earth.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

We're still like, no matter what, the star powers there.

[Frankie]

Have you ever seen him anywhere?

[Guest or Co-host]

I've seen him once, yeah. And I'm talking away from golf, basketball. And I saw him at a nightclub called the Blonde on a Thursday. They had played the Cavs, had played the Nets, and then they all came out, and it was him and Tristan Thompson and Richard Jefferson. I don't think Kyrie was with them, but there were a whole bunch of those guys there.

[Frankie]

It was Kyrie at,

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know, Young.

[Harry]

Yeah, That's.

[Guest or Co-host]

How was visiting the Anti Holocaust League.

[Harry]

Taking the Flat Earth flight to the Anti Holocaust League.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

How was it seeing him in. In the.

[Guest or Co-host]

Well, it was. It was insane. And I remember there. What's that?

[Frankie]

Was Savannah there?

[Harry]

Come on, bro. That's the man's wife. Cut that out.

[Guest or Co-host]

Bronnie's mom.

[Harry]

That's the man's wife. Of course she was there. Show some respect, weirdo.

[Frankie]

Bro, I'm just.

[Harry]

Sorry, Bron. Dude, I'm sorry.

[Frankie]

I was just asking.

[Harry]

Sorry about my bro.

[Frankie]

I didn't know that was too personal.

[Harry]

It's extremely personal.

[Guest or Co-host]

She was. She was not there. No, but it was. I mean, it wasn't that late. And I remember it was like a Wednesday or Thursday. I don't know why I was running around a club on a night like that. But you were young, I guess. Yeah. And we saw Matt Harvey, the pitcher for the Mets, because he would always be out. You'd see him everywhere, really. And my buddy was like, look it up. Look. He goes, look, there's Matt Harvey. And I, like, turned. I leaned around a pillar, and I was like, where? And he goes, there, right next to LeBron. And LeBron and the entire Cavs team walked in.

[Frankie]

That's crazy.

[Guest or Co-host]

And then they took a back corner, and this was pretty small room, club thing. And they had this back corner with a little velvet rope that roped it off, but it wasn't a separate area. And anytime that someone tried to take a photo of LeBron or anyone on the cabs, there'd be a security guard that would hold up this light. That was a strobe light. And, I mean, this thing could have caused pigeons to nose dive.

[Harry]

Really?

[Guest or Co-host]

This could have knocked drones out of the air. And it. It was so blinding, and it would flash, and so would. Just put their fucking phones down.

[Frankie]

Any good strategy?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, but LeBron, I mean, I remember Tristan Thompson, Richard Jefferson kind of bopping around. They were, like, leaning, you know, when a girl, like a cute girl would come to talk to them, they'd have to be like, what?

[Frankie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And. And then LeBron was just sitting in the back on a booth, like, on his phone the whole time. Didn't look like he was having fun at all. I thought about that. I was like, why would he go out?

[Frankie]

And I thought, well, in his ear,

[Guest or Co-host]

the leader of the team, so maybe it's. Oh, yeah, good for him to be out with.

[Frankie]

They probably get pissed when he doesn't

[Guest or Co-host]

go out or just camaraderie. I don't know.

[Frankie]

I don't know. I feel like if I was on the Cavs and you're like. Like LeBron's head home.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, like the.

[Frankie]

Yeah, guess I'll go home, too, if I'm not. I'm not going out if LeBron's not going out.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, right.

[Harry]

Yeah. Oh, man. We were watching that new LeBron or it was like an old LeBron clip from high school on Ron.com. dude, this was so funny. Have you ever seen the one where he. That one of his teammates is talking back to the coach and he's like, why don't you listen for once? Point guard.

[Frankie]

I've seen that leader. I've been seeing that. He's in high school.

[Harry]

He's in high school, and he's crazy. And afterwards, he, like, glances at the coach to, like, see if the coach saw him, like, cracking.

[Frankie]

That's crazy.

[Guest or Co-host]

Is that the. From the documentary that they did with that, where that amazing song with all the rappers came? You know that song, We Are the World Forever, I think it's called.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Forever Young, which came out of that.

[Harry]

Oh, no,

[Frankie]

I know that one. Like a sprained ankle, boy. Ain't nothing to play with. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Last name ever. Yeah. It's a legendary move. That'll be so nice. What if.

[Frankie]

What if you play with LeBron?

[Guest or Co-host]

Well, that would be cool.

[Frankie]

You get him to shoot a couple hoops. No, like, maybe just, like, conveniently, like, where he stays. There's, like, a basketball court right outside.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, look, a regulation basketball.

[Frankie]

Yeah, you're just dribbling

[Guest or Co-host]

like, I'm in. White man can't jump.

[Harry]

What? Like, what. What Even anecdote. Because if you're in a golf cart with a guy, like, you are immediately on the same level, and you. You're both, like, expected to kind of bust balls with each other and, like, tell stories and stuff like that, or, like, be a good golf partner. What are you bringing to the table as far as the anecdote that he

[Guest or Co-host]

can listen to in a world where he and I are not only on the same team in the Internet Invitational. Let's just even go back where LeBron agrees to do the Internet Invitational. Then imagine if he won and kept the money.

[Frankie]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I just don't know LeBron.

[Guest or Co-host]

Here's your 1.6. Great. Make sure that's taxed to my home in Florida.

[Harry]

He'll have no idea that hits his bank account.

[Guest or Co-host]

I really feel like the three or four days for which we need the to do the Internet Invitational, like, the amount of money he would lose by participating instead of committing his time to shooting advertisements or something.

[Harry]

But he loves YouTube Golf. Like, if this is his most recent best hobby, guys in the off season need to do anything to get their mind off the game. Like, he's gonna need to be paired up with you and Dalki. That means he saw Frankie smoke that shot. He saw Frankie choke. Imagine choking in front of LeBron. You know the place. Everything can turn in a moment at Augusta. One swing, one hole, and the entire leaderboard shifts. That's what makes this week perfect for live betting. DraftKings sportsbook, America's top sportsbook for live betting, has action from the first tee to the final putt. So you can react in real time as the pressure builds and the board keeps moving. And right now, you can take it Even further with DraftKings, same game, same game parlay feature. You can combine finishing positions with same round player props, all in one bet. More ways to build your card. More ways to play the moments that matter. New Sportsbook customers. Bet just $5, and if your bet wins, you'll get $300 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now and use code BOYDAD. That's code B, O, Y, D, A d to turn five bucks into $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins.

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[Harry]

Didn't he do something with Hannah Cook or something?

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He did a golf video with Hannah Cook, like way back. Yeah.

[Harry]

Imagine being LeBron watching this clip of Frankie.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, man.

[Harry]

All you got to do is hit the shot. Just not knowing what happens.

[Guest or Co-host]

I want to know about.

[Frankie]

He might have got up like. He might have like stood up when that.

[Harry]

Come on, man.

[Frankie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

By the way, when Frankie hit that shot like that, I could hear everyone go, no, no. And I was going

[Frankie]

to go in the water.

[Harry]

You can't Celebrate. You can't be like, no, the donkey

[Guest or Co-host]

just be like, we couldn't do that. We couldn't do any of that. And there we are just trying to be good sports. Oh, you hate to. You hate to see it end that way, don't you? Oh, no.

[Harry]

Real shame.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, that's a. That's 330 grand. I just won.

[Harry]

You could tell Page.

[Frankie]

I feel like LeBron's watching this and he's just like. He's just standing up, just faking, like doing like a practice swing the whole time. Yeah, the entire time, just banging out practice swings.

[Guest or Co-host]

Dude. No club in a world where LeBron is in the Internet Invitational. And not only that, but I'm in a golf cart with him on his team, and I'm in his. I'm his partner for a match. I am. I am much better than he is at golf. So in a way, maybe, maybe it levels out.

[Frankie]

But you also got to think, like, as far as, like, you as mentally, like, this is a big deal for you and everyone else in it.

[Harry]

He's a 25 handicap.

[Guest or Co-host]

LeBron. This is what I'm wondering. Does LeBron calm 22 year NBA career, all the high pressure moments, all that mean that he simply will not feel the nerves of a golf tournament no matter what is it that the money is so insignificant? Dude, I think people, when they're. What we've learned from asking people to collaborate with us on foreplay videos, you know, celebrities and stuff express interest in golf. People don't want to look bad on camera.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Guys who aren't that good at golf are like, I need another year.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Because they, you know, because they're experts in their field and they're so, so they don't want to present back greatness, ineptitude.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

So. So it's.

[Frankie]

They also are like, people like that are like obsessed with winning.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

So I guess he probably would like, if LeBron.

[Guest or Co-host]

You think Frankie's chip is bad? Like, LeBron's gonna be. I gotta imagine, like duck hooking balls into, like, homes and shit.

[Frankie]

I just feel like that can't be.

[Guest or Co-host]

He's gonna be topping balls if he's a 25 handicap. Yes.

[Frankie]

Is he actually. Oh, he says that right there.

[Harry]

20 to 25. He'll be.

[Guest or Co-host]

He'll be like, whoa.

[Frankie]

Because some reports suggest his inner circle pegs him closer to 14 to 15.

[Harry]

Wow. His inner circle is pegging him in your circle.

[Guest or Co-host]

Pegs him. Interesting.

[Frankie]

Yeah, that's pegging him 14 to 15.

[Harry]

That's crazy. Just being like, no, he's actually super nice.

[Frankie]

Still refining.

[Harry]

He's gonna see that.

[Frankie]

I mean, I feel like he could be refined by then, though. Like, I feel like he. Like, if you gave.

[Harry]

He just played with Bob and them. He just played with Robbie Berger and Joey Cold Cuts.

[Frankie]

Yeah. And did he play well?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, didn't watch it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

You don't watch that. Not watching the competitor.

[Harry]

That's our friend. What are you talking about? That's Francis's co worker with foreplay Collaborator. It's his collaborators. Show some damn respect. I think that he would be like, hey, what should I hit here?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, right?

[Frankie]

Like, what are we, 300 out? I guess pitching wedge. And then he look at you somehow, I don't know.

[Guest or Co-host]

LeBron, why don't you grab that 9 iron that you've added 7 inches of custom shaft to. This guy's playing with a hot stick. Just full blown rowing paddles.

[Harry]

That's so sick. Oh, man, I want it so bad. I think it's realistic too.

[Frankie]

I mean, I feel like if LeBron participates in something like that, like, the budget of the shoot immediately has to increase by like $2 million.

[Harry]

Well, the sponsors go up to like the film. Like the match when Tiger played against Phil Mickelson.

[Frankie]

Yeah, true. I mean, like, when you guys did it last year, like, do you guys have, like, it. Does everyone stay in, like Airbnbs or what is it?

[Guest or Co-host]

We stayed in cabins on.

[Frankie]

On the horse.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

You think LeBron would stay there? Do you think he would be like.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, I think he would. Because first of all, they're nice. Yeah, I'm sure he'd get his own place and.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Probably have some kind of like, team with him, you know, publicist, whatever.

[Harry]

But the wife, the kids,

[Guest or Co-host]

ultimately, you know, he'll be on the range grinding with the rest of us. I don't think he's. I don't think he's going to do this.

[Harry]

How many mil? God.

[Frankie]

Well, does he like. Don't him and Dave not like each other? Well, I know Dave doesn't like him.

[Guest or Co-host]

Dave tweeted about saying that he might like him now.

[Frankie]

Oh, that's good. Yeah, that helps.

[Harry]

Hey, I can't see. 7, 7, 4 on the finale.

[Guest or Co-host]

It's like a three hour video.

[Frankie]

That's insane.

[Guest or Co-host]

And the retention was insane.

[Frankie]

That's gonna be like one of the most viewed barstool videos ever.

[Harry]

It's got to be one of the most retentive videos ever.

[Frankie]

Yeah, it's like a movie. It's like, that would, like, do well in the box office. Seven million views.

[Harry]

The box office doesn't get retention like that either.

[Guest or Co-host]

No.

[Frankie]

People leave Three Six Mafia.

[Harry]

God damn. I might start fucking playing golf. If LeBron's in.

[Frankie]

I know, right?

[Harry]

Ron's gonna make.

[Frankie]

Yeah. I mean, if LeBron's in, I'll be your caddy. Francis. But only if LeBron's going.

[Guest or Co-host]

I still have a dream that you'll be in it this year.

[Frankie]

I don't think so.

[Harry]

Yeah, right. Well, actually. Son of a boy. Dad keeps going, you know, you need

[Guest or Co-host]

to just do a couple videos.

[Harry]

No, you. Or just, like, position yourself as one of the spazes that they add. Like, there is a budget for, like, a couple spaz.

[Frankie]

Yeah. A couple retards.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know, dude. I think they're. I think they're. They might. Maybe they might be moving away from that. I could be wrong. But it does get to this point where at the end of the tournament, if one or two of those guys are left, it fucks everything.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Because they suck.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, they're just. You're just gonna have to throw that match.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

If you're the Duke.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Was the Duke bad?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, but he's funny.

[Frankie]

But he's funny.

[Harry]

That could be you.

[Frankie]

But I would be bad. And I wouldn't be funny either.

[Guest or Co-host]

That's not true.

[Harry]

Buttery swing. Imagine.

[Frankie]

Imagine bronze. I think I would be better at golf than. I would be funny money. If LeBron's there, I'm not speaking.

[Guest or Co-host]

That's what I said.

[Harry]

You didn't talk when Pete Holmes was here.

[Frankie]

Yeah,

[Harry]

you wouldn't show up. You'd be like one of the dudes on Love on the Spectrum who just like, covers his face in front of him. Was not to be seen sleeping through

[Frankie]

the tea time with LeBron.

[Harry]

You know that Francis had 45 minutes of screen time this weekend.

[Frankie]

45.

[Harry]

How crazy is that?

[Frankie]

Were you watching TV or anything?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Watched 13 hours of TV. What's the big deal?

[Frankie]

I mean, I still think that's better.

[Guest or Co-host]

Lost marathon. No, I didn't. I just deleted everything. My phone is now, like.

[Frankie]

It's just for calling.

[Guest or Co-host]

Joke.

[Frankie]

Yeah, it's boring.

[Harry]

You Gotta get the 17, though.

[Frankie]

Are you not on the brick? The brick? What? The brick didn't do it?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, the brick was good. It just. I wanted to go even further.

[Harry]

Brick wasn't strong enough.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, it broke.

[Harry]

Contain.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Not bad. I mean, nothing wrong with that. I forgot my brick at home, so I wasn't able to brick up over the weekend, unfortunately.

[Guest or Co-host]

Harry, tell us about your birthday.

[Frankie]

There's really nothing to tell. It was Easter too.

[Guest or Co-host]

Did you have a cake or anything?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

What kind?

[Frankie]

Little Easter cake.

[Guest or Co-host]

What's that mean? I don't know.

[Frankie]

It's chocolate cake.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, what kind? Icing?

[Frankie]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Harry]

Chocolate icing. Chocolate cake, chocolate icing, yellow cake, white cake, chocolate icing. What are we talking?

[Frankie]

There's a little bit of this, a

[Guest or Co-host]

little bit of that real close to the chest.

[Frankie]

A couple different cakes.

[Guest or Co-host]

Wow, you had a couple cakes?

[Frankie]

A lot of cakes.

[Guest or Co-host]

I was born on Easter.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And then your birthday this year was on Easter.

[Frankie]

It's not my first time. Not my first rodeo.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know if my birthday's been on Easter since I was born.

[Frankie]

Oh, really?

[Harry]

I've had just one and it was amazing.

[Frankie]

See, everyone's got one.

[Harry]

Well, I mean, you've had.

[Frankie]

This guy's at the end of April and he's got one.

[Guest or Co-host]

I mean, I'm at the end of March and I had one.

[Frankie]

Yeah, but that makes more sense. Why closer to the beginning of April? I feel like it's always in the beginning of April.

[Harry]

Not always. It was April 25th before.

[Frankie]

Yeah, it bounces around.

[Harry]

It's very inconsistent.

[Guest or Co-host]

Jesus does not know whether or not he's gonna wake up and see his shadow.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And there will be six more weeks until Easter.

[Harry]

Six more weeks of Lent. Yeah.

[Frankie]

Supposedly the tomb's empty. That's what I'm hearing.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It's great news.

[Frankie]

Until Christmas when he dies again.

[Harry]

Just subletting the tomb. Did you guys see. Did you guys catch. Did you go to Mass? Did you go to like Easter Mass?

[Frankie]

No.

[Harry]

Did you catch the Pope giving Mass on. On Fox Business Channel?

[Frankie]

I didn't know. I must. That one. I must have missed that one Pope

[Harry]

was giving me to Allah and they had, they had like an inlet of the, like an overlay of the bombing of Syria. During that it was just him giving

[Guest or Co-host]

cut from mass to mass casualty events. That is happening.

[Harry]

Exactly. It was post Pope Leo just talking and then there was just like plumes of smoke. Looked like Damascus just got a new Pope. It was insane. Or Jordan maybe. Maybe it wasn't Jordan. It was.

[Frankie]

I don't know. I mean it seems like everywhere is getting it pretty bad.

[Harry]

Speaking of dumbass kisses, your birthday, apparently

[Frankie]

we're blowing up Iran tomorrow night, 8pm sure.

[Harry]

Set the alarms local or their time.

[Frankie]

I think he said 8pm Eastern. He was standard.

[Harry]

He was like, the bridge and tunnel

[Guest or Co-host]

crowd's going to have One of those T bar detonation things. 4, 3.

[Harry]

Like the Wiley Coyote, we'll be moving.

[Guest or Co-host]

We'll be building a new Iran which has 90,000 seats and a chick Fil A.

[Harry]

If he is. If they are offering Iran as a. As a potential vacation spot in the future, that would be nice. If we can start going to Iran with impunity. That would be sick.

[Frankie]

I feel like we're never going to Iran.

[Harry]

Really?

[Frankie]

To Iran.

[Harry]

To Iran.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Who knows what will happen. We'll see. Not good, though. Oil.

[Harry]

Iron. Iron. Hubbard.

[Guest or Co-host]

I got open the street.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Frankie]

Jacked.

[Harry]

No, you see that? What is that?

[Frankie]

What?

[Guest or Co-host]

Bit by a tick.

[Harry]

Oh, no way.

[Frankie]

I actually just heard that they're really bad this year.

[Guest or Co-host]

Maybe we can cut in here really tight.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Flex a little bit.

[Guest or Co-host]

Forum if you want to come in real tight. That's a tick bite.

[Harry]

Take your shirt off for him.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Take your shirt to see your abs.

[Harry]

Take your shirt off to see the tick.

[Guest or Co-host]

We can see it at home that

[Harry]

we're actually getting weird shadows with the white. Can we pop that shirt off your tick?

[Guest or Co-host]

Not great.

[Harry]

Not great.

[Guest or Co-host]

Early in the season. It's gonna be a bad year.

[Harry]

Was it from that hike?

[Frankie]

Yeah, apparently it's gonna be bad.

[Guest or Co-host]

It's been getting worse and worse. They're flying now.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah. That's never good.

[Guest or Co-host]

Drones.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Y. You know, I have. You know, I'm a victim of Lyme.

[Harry]

Tick them.

[Guest or Co-host]

Are you?

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah. I'm a survivor.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

You got it.

[Frankie]

I got it.

[Guest or Co-host]

When? How old?

[Frankie]

Young.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Doesn't Lyme follow you, like, your entire life?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Is that why you're always so tired?

[Frankie]

I think.

[Guest or Co-host]

I'm not even sure I'm kidding.

[Frankie]

No, I'm fine.

[Harry]

Is that. Is that why you get, like.

[Frankie]

I always break every time I bring that up. People get, like, weird. They're like, oh, are you okay? Yeah. I'm like, oh.

[Guest or Co-host]

I was like, this makes a lot of sense. And you do still have.

[Frankie]

I mean, I don't have, like, the pandas? What, like the post sickness that you get.

[Harry]

Pandenders?

[Frankie]

Yeah. Isn't that what it's called when you get, like, lime? Isn't that. Am I crazy?

[Harry]

Eat shoots and leaves. I know it, brother. Pandas. Oh, Pemdas.

[Frankie]

No, pandas.

[Guest or Co-host]

Pediatric autoimmune neuropsychiatric disorders associated with streptococcal infections.

[Harry]

That's such a sweet abbreviation.

[Guest or Co-host]

Wow.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Feels like they really? Well, that's usually what chose Pandas. Before they named the disease.

[Frankie]

Yeah, definitely.

[Guest or Co-host]

All right, it's Kids Pediatric Auto Neuropsych. We're almost there, guys.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Disorders associated,

[Frankie]

but. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't get that. But you can get that from getting, like, just sick, too. Oh, But I. They, like, tested me for it a bunch.

[Harry]

They're like, we need to find a reason why he's like this.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Why are his tweets so good? He must have Pandas.

[Guest or Co-host]

Pandas results in abrupt severe night neuropsychiatric symptoms like ocd, anxiety, and ticks. Boy.

[Frankie]

Yeah, that's why they were testing me for it.

[Harry]

Ticks give you ticks?

[Guest or Co-host]

Because I was. Because I had anxiety, and you tend to blink a lot.

[Frankie]

And I have OCD probably as well.

[Guest or Co-host]

Well, that's not necessarily true. I've seen your apartment can operate.

[Frankie]

It can happen in different ways.

[Guest or Co-host]

Is that so? I need this shirt to be on the floor just here. And then I'm gonna put another one here.

[Harry]

Well, you're stuck between the rock and the hard place because you have add, so that prevents you from being able to do any of the tasks on your list.

[Frankie]

Exactly.

[Harry]

Big task on your list is to get.

[Frankie]

Get it. Get an OCD test.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's.

[Guest or Co-host]

You have ADD and ocd. It's actually aoc, which causes you to be a complete.

[Harry]

Yes, exactly. A beautifully. A beautifully bodied

[Guest or Co-host]

Big booty. Is that what the guy called her?

[Harry]

What? Who did? Car.

[Guest or Co-host]

That was the guy that stormed.

[Frankie]

Oh, the aoc.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

He called AOC a big booty. Latina.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Crazy. Can't be doing that anymore, Harry.

[Guest or Co-host]

You. You. Very funny. You. You flew back today from Boston?

[Frankie]

Yeah, my son, Mark Norman was on my flight.

[Guest or Co-host]

No.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

What'd you say to him?

[Frankie]

Well, he said he was like, sass. And then I turned around and I was like. I thought it was just gonna be a random person. And it was ar. Norman. And he said that he was down there for his. Like, his wife's family lives out there.

[Harry]

There. You. You turned around, so he was on first class, and you walked past him.

[Frankie]

No, this was when we were going through tsa.

[Harry]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[Frankie]

And then I saw him later on the flight, which I thought I was going to be first class. Used an upgrade certificate. Apparently, those don't work anymore.

[Guest or Co-host]

The fact. The fact that you used an upgrade certificate for the Delta from Boston.

[Frankie]

I'm trying to get rid of it all. I don't want any affiliation with Delta anymore.

[Guest or Co-host]

But you'll have enough between now and The.

[Frankie]

I got to. Costs down. I can't. I can't fly Delta anymore. It's too expensive. It's taking all my goddamn money.

[Harry]

You're so close to being a Southwest guy. Oh, so you're so close to brawling on Frontier.

[Frankie]

Cuz I was balling out, I think a little bit this year, and then just the taxes hit, and now I'm back to.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, you've been spending.

[Frankie]

Selling.

[Guest or Co-host]

I can sell. I can tell that You've been spending.

[Frankie]

Most expensive phone charger you'll ever see.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. You bought a. You bought. You bought some. You bought some stuff. I'm. Which I was pleased about. But I'm sorry to hear that you weren't setting aside money for your taxes.

[Frankie]

No, I haven't.

[Harry]

You got to up that withholding, brother.

[Frankie]

Come again?

[Harry]

Your tax withholding on your paycheck.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[Harry]

You got to go in there and manually raise your withholding.

[Guest or Co-host]

So your haircut. I have to get my hair cut because I'm on stage.

[Harry]

Right.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, there you go. Start writing everything off.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I wrote off a lot.

[Guest or Co-host]

Did you?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Home office.

[Frankie]

More than I'm. No. I should have, though, Though. That's the real power play. That must be the one that you're like, wor. Like, when you submit home office, you're probably like, I'm getting audited. Yeah, I'm sure.

[Harry]

Wetting bullets.

[Frankie]

They bought it.

[Harry]

They bought the home office.

[Frankie]

Yeah. I probably could have gotten away with it at some point.

[Harry]

It has to have a separate entrance, but you could be like the window.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

The fire escape.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Everyone climbs in through the window and they come.

[Harry]

Just set up a desk. You didn't claim home office, did you?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, not this year.

[Harry]

Can you.

[Guest or Co-host]

In the past, during COVID I did. I remember because they said that you can write off the percentage of the square footage of your apartment.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

It's only strictly for business. And I had one of. I had a room that was our podcast studio.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

So I was just.

[Harry]

That was legit.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

The wall was painted correct.

[Frankie]

You probably. Did you save a lot of money?

[Guest or Co-host]

I mean, I don't know what it was. It's like, like 10. 1015 of my rent.

[Frankie]

Damn. That's pretty nice.

[Harry]

Nice. Yeah. The year.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

That's huge.

[Harry]

What? But I mean, it was legit, though. I think it was legit. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. I gotta get some tax loopholes.

[Frankie]

I gotta get some. I feel like. Yeah. I feel like I'm just doing things too official, you know?

[Harry]

Yes. Like I need to get like a photography job.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You know, people take pictures of birds and they're like, yeah, exactly.

[Frankie]

Or I feel like you can just get like, I don't know.

[Guest or Co-host]

My accountant is annoyingly by the book

[Frankie]

saying that's like what I. Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

You can't get this guy to, to, to, to. To do any.

[Harry]

You.

[Guest or Co-host]

He's so cautious.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Which I suppose you want. It's good in the end. But I know influencers that are like, I write off my gym membership, I write off my, you know, Botox injections, I write off facials, I write off groceries that I have to eat for this strict diet that I'm on. It's like, ugh.

[Harry]

That is nice to be able to do that though.

[Frankie]

Well, I mean, I think you can do it. I think just some people are more cautious about it.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think that I have an accountant who's never even heard of what an influencer is.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And so an elder Jew,

[Harry]

the doing

[Guest or Co-host]

his taxes with a slide rule. Yeah.

[Harry]

You've got the advocates out.

[Frankie]

I mean I'm still, I'm still recovering from my last accountant. Guy just banged me.

[Guest or Co-host]

How did he bang you?

[Frankie]

He didn't know my. He. I sent him all my write offs and he only had me. He only had two of the gigs that I did on the road. Oh. And he was like going to submit it and I was like, oh my. My yearly income's like way down. Alrighty, folks, let's talk about Fast Growing Trees. Did you know Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over two happy customers. Now you do. They have all the plants your, your yard or house needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, flowering trees, shrubs and house plants, all grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy. Whatever you're looking for, Fast Growing Trees helps you find options that actually work for your climate, space and lifestyle. You don't need a big yard or a lot of space. This is what I love about, about, about fast growing trees is that you don't need a big yard. You don't need a lot of space. You can grow lemon, avocado, olive or fig trees indoors along with a wide variety of variety of houseplants, all grown with care and hand selected to thrive in your home. Right now they have a great deal on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select seeds or select plants. My bad, they don't. Not seeds. Plants. These are plants. And our listeners get 20% off their first purchase with using code Boydad at Checkout. That's an additional 20% off. Better plants and better growing at fast growing trees.com using the code boydad at checkout. Fast growing trees.com code boydad now is the perfect time to plant. Let's grow together. Use code boydad today. Offer is valid for a limited time. Terms and conditions may apply. Alrighty, folks, let's talk about Jack Pocket.

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[Harry]

What?

[Frankie]

I think I'm gonna enter the Powerball.

[Guest or Co-host]

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[Frankie]

I think I'm going for it.

[Guest or Co-host]

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[Frankie]

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[Guest or Co-host]

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[Frankie]

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[Frankie]

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[Frankie]

And it was just. I don't know, he claimed he, like, I don't know, it was confusing.

[Harry]

He claimed what? That you didn't get him the information?

[Frankie]

No, it was a mix of I didn't get him the information, but also, like, how did he not register that? I was writing off 30 and I only had me doing two gigs, you know, like, that's where I was. Like, he should have known that. That, like, clearly there's a lot of paper missing here.

[Harry]

Connected dots.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I mean, I literally.

[Frankie]

I remember I wrote off 32 flights.

[Harry]

Did you get rid of him?

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

Is. But that wasn't your business manager.

[Guest or Co-host]

Now his business manager lives with him now.

[Frankie]

He takes care of everything.

[Guest or Co-host]

He sleeps under the.

[Frankie]

We got no worries.

[Guest or Co-host]

The desk out with all the console on it and stuff blows on it at night to keep it cool.

[Harry]

I. I got a new accountant this year and I haven't done anything slippery, but I got the sense that he's down.

[Guest or Co-host]

Nice.

[Harry]

I got the sense that he'll. He'll slip and slide if I really.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

You can pay me via Zel or Venmo or cash.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly. I kind of just got the sense that.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He's like, is this it?

[Frankie]

That's huge.

[Harry]

You don't want to do a little.

[Frankie]

That's. That's what you need.

[Harry]

Run the loop.

[Frankie]

Yeah, you need. You need a guy like that.

[Guest or Co-host]

You want a guy like that.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Why do you say.

[Frankie]

Why were you saying that you were living in New York? I thought you had a house in Miami this whole time.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Frankie]

You had a house in Miami the whole time.

[Harry]

Remember that? Falsify. Yeah. Like we set you up a phone down in Miami. It has you sending a text message every hour.

[Guest or Co-host]

I've been pinging cell towers down there. You hired me.

[Frankie]

I gotta get on that. I just don't have the money right now to. To lodge, to make. Make a big move to Miami. I'd be the poorest person to ever move to Miami for tax purposes by like 50 million. Like, wow. Usually we don't see that for people that are making.

[Harry]

Our co workers are buying houses. Dude, me did it. Brie. I thought was gonna buy Mooby.

[Guest or Co-host]

Moby bought a house.

[Harry]

You saw that house. She bought a house in. In

[Guest or Co-host]

your age.

[Frankie]

What?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, dude.

[Harry]

She's younger than you. She bought a Jersey shore house.

[Guest or Co-host]

You should buy a house, Harry. What movie Bought a house.

[Harry]

She just bought a house.

[Frankie]

Like a mansion kind of in Jersey is so expensive.

[Harry]

It kind of. It looks like Tony Soprano's house.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, dude, I did a gig last Crazy. I did a gig two or two. Two weeks ago. Spot. It was one of those comedy Overground Underground. Have you done any of those?

[Frankie]

No, but I know them.

[Guest or Co-host]

Those guys are great. And this one was at the kiehl's flagship store because they do them at these funky places. They do like Cassidy Delicatessen and Paragon sports like New York fixtures. And this Kiehl's facial cream store has been around since the 1850s. Yeah, it's like a 170 year old store, which I didn't even realize because that is the face cream that I use. And I'm like, oh, if I'd known they haven't updated the formula in 170 years, I might have gone with something a little more Kendall Jenner coat assigned. No, I actually, I do love their product. But anyway, the point is that for some reason that this gig was the only people in the audience were like influencers. So There were like 15 people there and they were all brand invitees.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I.

[Guest or Co-host]

Those shows, Mubi and Smelly were two of them.

[Frankie]

Oh, really?

[Guest or Co-host]

And so I got on the soapbox type thing that they had and everyone in front of me is bombing.

[Frankie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And I see movie and Smelly and I'm like, these two have never seen me do stand up and I'm about to eat a dick.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Covered in SPF 25, you know, cream from Keels Creamy dick. So I just ate and then tried to like provide the context for them. But they were very nice about it. And now I want them to come actually see me so I can write the ship a little bit.

[Harry]

Yeah, you gotta write the ship.

[Guest or Co-host]

But if I'd known she was buying a house, I wouldn't have cared.

[Harry]

Why?

[Guest or Co-host]

Because she's out of my league.

[Harry]

Yeah, she's very rich. She's very wealthy.

[Guest or Co-host]

This is just someone I have nothing in common with. Buying a house at 24. Kidding me.

[Harry]

Yeah, she's, she's. I mean, imagine how much money was just sitting there where she's like, I might as well buy a house.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So much. Should just buy a house.

[Frankie]

She must be a million. I mean, she's probably a millionaire.

[Guest or Co-host]

She's probably a billionaire.

[Harry]

Yeah, she's got to be one.

[Guest or Co-host]

I bet you she's got like 6.3.

[Frankie]

Is he gonna do detrimental things to mine?

[Harry]

There's a sleep tonight boardroom just put out a list of like the. The billionaires under 22, I think was

[Frankie]

she on

[Harry]

was like AI developer. AI developer. Movie.

[Guest or Co-host]

Prince Movie Harry. You're going to move to Coney Island, I hear.

[Frankie]

Yeah, yeah. That's to save some money.

[Guest or Co-host]

The good news is you actually don't have to pay state taxes if you live in Coney Island.

[Frankie]

Is that true?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, it's surrounded by a fish hook from the government. Anyone that lives in there is doing so badly, they don't have to pay state income tax.

[Frankie]

I might move to like the Bronx or some shit. You should get it within the culture. I mean, really embrace the city.

[Harry]

The Bronx. If you go to the North Bronx. That's like mansions, too. Oh, yeah, North Bronx.

[Frankie]

Well, that's because that's not even in New York City.

[Harry]

But that shit is like, talking like, Peloton, Frog's Neck. Oh, yeah, all that up there. I mean, there's just. I don't even know if those are the specific towns that have.

[Guest or Co-host]

The mansion is nice, but I feel

[Harry]

like you'll just see some massive houses up in the Bronx. It's like, dude, Bronx is. You have to. South Bronx, maybe. I don't know if Jenny from the block.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know if Pelham is really the Bronx. I mean, it's like Mount Vernon and Pelham are right next to each other.

[Harry]

I think that's where KFC's house is in, like, the Bronx.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

That's like, beautiful house in the. For in, like, the forest.

[Sponsor Voice]

Really?

[Harry]

I think so.

[Frankie]

I'm pretty sure they got, like, fly fishing up in the Bronx. I know. I swear to God, I think they do. There's like a river that people fish at.

[Guest or Co-host]

I could see you in the Bronx.

[Frankie]

I might have to get.

[Guest or Co-host]

North Bronx.

[Harry]

The Bronx, fly fishing.

[Frankie]

I might have to get to the Bronx.

[Guest or Co-host]

You need to.

[Frankie]

Yeah, look.

[Harry]

Freshwater trout and panfish in the Bronx River.

[Guest or Co-host]

Damn, dude.

[Harry]

Long Island Sound in the East River. God damn. Imagine just waiting. The Bronx.

[Frankie]

Apparently people catch, like, good fish there

[Harry]

or just like, panning the camera out and there's just the cityscape.

[Frankie]

I mean, there's no way. That's what. That can't be what it looks like in the Bronx.

[Harry]

That guy's got a whale. Yeah, this is like.

[Frankie]

They're in, like, the Adirondacks.

[Harry]

No, that's the Bronx.

[Frankie]

No, that's actually the Bronx.

[Harry]

That's.

[Frankie]

Where did you catch that? The Bronx. The Bronx River.

[Harry]

The exit. Fuck you think?

[Frankie]

Just hit my PB in the Bronx? I mean, that fish doesn't exist in, like, most places. Places, let alone the Bronx.

[Harry]

She's got a jaw on it. Look like Rosie Perez.

[Frankie]

That was. That was like an Icelandic brown trout.

[Harry]

The Bronx. That's beautiful. Yeah, Fish week next week.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, yeah, Fish week.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

We're doing Fish Week two.

[Frankie]

Yeah, we're going. Or should we say where we're going or not?

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, let's say where we're going, Right?

[Harry]

Sure.

[Frankie]

Florada.

[Guest or Co-host]

We're gonna go to Florida 305. We're gonna be doing. We're gonna be chasing tarpon.

[Frankie]

I'm pumped.

[Guest or Co-host]

Jason Tarp. Tarpon.

[Frankie]

Buffett style.

[Guest or Co-host]

Snapper.

[Harry]

Is that what buffin's on. Buffet's on.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah. Buffett used to go fly fishing for tarpon grouper.

[Guest or Co-host]

I hardly know her.

[Harry]

I know that we're on a like a kibosh of no more guests, but if. If Dave wanted to come out, do you think that we should let him on the tarpon boat?

[Frankie]

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely.

[Harry]

I don't know. I don't know if we should. Honestly.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think you should. Well, I just bought the boat. That's too bad.

[Harry]

I think just us guys together. Sorry, dude.

[Frankie]

Dave, you could chill on the shore.

[Harry]

Yeah, we'll be back.

[Frankie]

Yeah, we'll be back in like six hours.

[Harry]

I think that we got to keep it just us guys. But I'm so excited we're going to go down there, have Airbnb set up, have some other activities and videos planned. I don't want to give it all away, but definitely we'll be tarpon. Tarpon Doubt. I think Hook is going to be sponsoring it. That's cool. Hook.

[Frankie]

It's uk.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yep.

[Frankie]

Pumped about that.

[Guest or Co-host]

Very pumped. I love their stuff.

[Frankie]

Yeah, they got good.

[Harry]

We were just doing H in the uk, if I remember correctly.

[Frankie]

Yeah, well, I mean, well, they got some. They got some. I mean, I still got their gear that they gave us when we did the Cindy well stuff.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

So I'm pumped. Can't wait to get out there.

[Harry]

I hope we make Sydney proud.

[Guest or Co-host]

I could use a refresh because I sold all mine on. It was spelled real like fishing.

[Harry]

A real real. Wow. We gotta get the fishing resale website.

[Guest or Co-host]

Fishing wheel website. Yeah. You sell fishing gear on real real.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's going to be so nice just to spend some time with the fellas.

[Guest or Co-host]

Can't wait.

[Harry]

Sass that. He's making Juicy Lucy burgers night one.

[Frankie]

Have you guys ever seen like a tarpon?

[Guest or Co-host]

No.

[Frankie]

You don't know what they look like.

[Guest or Co-host]

Big sale, though. Huge, huge sale on them.

[Frankie]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

I mean, I know what they look like.

[Frankie]

They kind of look like swordfish.

[Guest or Co-host]

I thought you meant like in real life. Have I ever seen a tarpon? Oh, there's no sale on a tarpon.

[Frankie]

No sale.

[Guest or Co-host]

But what is unfortunate about.

[Frankie]

And they also don't said there was

[Guest or Co-host]

sale and then you agreed.

[Frankie]

I think I was clearly think thinking of the wrong. I think both of us, considering I said they look like. They look like a sword fish.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think we're thinking of marlin, dude. I think we're both thinking of marlin.

[Harry]

They do look big.

[Frankie]

They're long. Huge. But that is what that is what Jimmy Buffett Used to yell fly fish. He used to fly fish for them in the Keys.

[Guest or Co-host]

I believe you can fly fish for those things.

[Frankie]

Yeah, that's definitely what we were both

[Guest or Co-host]

thinking of, is what we were thinking of, Marlon.

[Harry]

And you know what a bird I feel like has been getting a bad rap for quite some time is the osprey.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

I feel like osprey. You think of osprey, you think of, like, a ungainly, gangly fish or a gamely, like, ugly bird. And, like, ospreys are kind of badass.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, yeah, we love osprey up. Up in Maine. There's. We have a lot of them.

[Harry]

I think ospreys should be celebrated in the same class as. As the falcon, the raven, and even perhaps the eagle.

[Guest or Co-host]

Don't say the eagle.

[Harry]

I think it should. I think it's near the same class. Eagle is obviously going to be the best bird, but, like, falcons, hawks, I mean, it's the same. It's got to be the same family as a falcon hawk.

[Frankie]

I don't think anyone's, like, big into hawks.

[Guest or Co-host]

I am into hawks.

[Frankie]

How you see them everywhere. Like, at your place upstate, you must see them, like, 900 times a day.

[Guest or Co-host]

I think you just. There's one of. That's one of those things where you can never see too many hawks.

[Harry]

It's exciting to see a hawk.

[Frankie]

Not wrong. You're not wrong.

[Harry]

It's just, like, awesome to see a hawk.

[Frankie]

You just like to see them, like, their. With their wingspan in the air.

[Harry]

Air.

[Guest or Co-host]

I saw a hawk that had been hit by a car, and I felt horrible.

[Frankie]

Did you save it?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, it was pieces.

[Frankie]

Oh, okay.

[Harry]

It's like Randy Johnson hitting that. That bird.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Sometimes you'll see one that, like, got run over, but, like, only one wing didn't get run over. So there's just, like, a flat carcass and a wing flapping.

[Frankie]

That's tough.

[Harry]

See that happening to osprey, you pull over and cry.

[Frankie]

An osprey.

[Harry]

Ospreys are great birds. And, like, their name is, like, nasty. Their name is, like, a shitty restaurant or something.

[Frankie]

Like.

[Harry]

Like, osprey should be a respected bird.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't. I don't mind the name so much. Maybe that's just because I'm fond of them, because of where I'm from.

[Harry]

We pray.

[Guest or Co-host]

We had a. There was a. There was a. We built a nest. Not us, but our neighborhood built a nest out on this. It's called Whale Island. It was. Wasn't even an island. Cropping of rock.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Where. When it was fully high tide, it would. It would be underwater, but only by about a foot. And so when the tide started to go out, it would be the first thing that you'd see. And they put a pole with the framework for a nest on it. And I'm saying within three days, a pair of osprey, male and female, had started building a nest there.

[Frankie]

That's crazy.

[Guest or Co-host]

And every year, I don't. I don't think it's the same too. But every year a family of osprey build a home there and hatch a

[Frankie]

bunch of younger osprey.

[Guest or Co-host]

Younger ones.

[Harry]

Osprey love that. They love a pole. They do, bro. They do, bro.

[Frankie]

I don't even know if I've ever seen an osprey.

[Harry]

Oh my God. Feast your eyes on this. Honestly, this will knock yourself.

[Frankie]

I just saw them. They were like. We were looking at the photos.

[Guest or Co-host]

You're in luck, guys. Because where we're going, by the way, we're gonna see a bunch of osprey.

[Harry]

Look at that regal bird.

[Guest or Co-host]

Not kidding you.

[Harry]

Oh my God.

[Guest or Co-host]

You think we'll see a bunch? I know we will.

[Frankie]

Not if we get a cold. Oh, if we get a cold front, brother.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I'm worried sick about there being a cold front.

[Frankie]

I'm not that worried because then we'll catch. We'll just catch like stripers, which would also be sick.

[Harry]

I'm kind of. I'm kind of settled on the target.

[Guest or Co-host]

I want a tarp.

[Frankie]

No, I would be fine with stripers of catching those big ass fishes. Then you got to reel it in.

[Guest or Co-host]

Harry keeps touching his laptop to make sure his phone charges.

[Harry]

J.

[Guest or Co-host]

Stop it.

[Frankie]

It's got to be on or else

[Guest or Co-host]

it doesn't goddamn trader or something. Literally checking to make sure my position

[Harry]

13% every 15 minutes. I need to answer an email or something. Some sense actually playing games over here.

[Frankie]

Playing chess.

[Harry]

I'm scared to. I'm scared to kill this tarpon. I'm scared to gut it in front of everybody.

[Frankie]

We kill tarpon.

[Guest or Co-host]

The tarps are all catch and release.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I was going to say, but

[Guest or Co-host]

we can keep the stripes and the.

[Frankie]

The.

[Guest or Co-host]

And the groups.

[Frankie]

I think if we. If I hooked into a grouper, I think my arms would be pulled out of the sockets.

[Guest or Co-host]

They're enormous. Yeah, they're just these giant.

[Frankie]

It's like a shark.

[Guest or Co-host]

Megalodon.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Sized like you.

[Frankie]

It would be like a force that we've never felt before.

[Harry]

What. So what are we going to. What are the. The ones that we could catch a

[Guest or Co-host]

grouper and you can catch grouper. And. And so what? Not striped bass. Excuse me? It's not striped stripe. It's not striper either. It's snapper. Oh, we're fishing for snapper.

[Harry]

Red snapper.

[Frankie]

You said striped bass or striper.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't want to get into a he said, she said.

[Harry]

I mean.

[Guest or Co-host]

All right.

[Frankie]

Talking about a fish that I'm familiar with going into a fish that I know nothing about. So can only assume I'm not going to catch snapper grouper. A snapper keeper.

[Harry]

I caught some.

[Guest or Co-host]

We're trying to get. We're going to be catching red snapping napper.

[Harry]

The. I mean, imagine that with like a nice coconut panko crust.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, damn. Those things are sick dirty to me.

[Harry]

Or I guess that would be nice.

[Guest or Co-host]

Little raw red onion, maybe some jalapeno.

[Harry]

I think we got to cook it ourselves. You want to take it to a restaurant and have them cook it?

[Guest or Co-host]

I think we can take it to a restaurant and have them cook it.

[Harry]

I would love to blacken up some of that. What's the other one that we're catching? I don't want to blacken the group.

[Guest or Co-host]

Grouper. Black and grouper. It's good.

[Frankie]

The give him one filet and then we say, let's let us take one home.

[Guest or Co-host]

You know who we might see down there? George Bush.

[Frankie]

Oh, you think?

[Harry]

Kidding me?

[Guest or Co-host]

No, no. No kidding.

[Frankie]

Is that a promise? It sounds like you've already got that planned out.

[Harry]

There's a good chance, guys, one of my buddies is coming over. Yeah. Yeah. Former president.

[Guest or Co-host]

Imagine we get him on the pod.

[Frankie]

That would be huge.

[Guest or Co-host]

That'd be a big get.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I bet that he could sling it. I bet that he could get. He would come sit down with us. Wouldn't even give us, like, wisdom.

[Frankie]

Like one of our boys, Obama went

[Harry]

on Mark Marin and was just, like, speaking in smoky sentiments. Like, Bush would be here just slinging it with us, like, talking. Talking absolute.

[Frankie]

You probably want to get out on the water.

[Harry]

Yeah. He'd be like, you know, a bird. I like the albatross. And we'd be like, what the. I never thought of that.

[Frankie]

Yeah. I thought he lived in Maine. Well, I guess he probably lives everywhere.

[Guest or Co-host]

House up in Kenny Bunk. Port. Sure.

[Harry]

Texas as well.

[Frankie]

You know, my buddies were one of my friend Nate when he lived in Kenny Bunk. All of his friends used to work for Bush.

[Guest or Co-host]

Nate lived in Kenny Bunk.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't believe that.

[Frankie]

No.

[Harry]

This would have come up before.

[Frankie]

It's come up multiple times.

[Harry]

You would have said this before. There would Be audio evidence of this?

[Frankie]

There is, but, yeah, he used to. They used to work for Bush.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Like, at his house.

[Guest or Co-host]

The bushes have a compound out there. It's cool. It's on, like, this tiny little almost piece of an island kind of thing. It's like a peninsula.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And then right at the front, it all comes down to this choke point at the front where there's, like, insane security.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

And they have a massive yard guard house gatehouse. They do, but it's so buffeted by the wind. I mean, it's on a pretty rough piece of the coast.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

You're not.

[Harry]

Can you have a catch with the Frisbee with yourself?

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, you just throw it 100 yards out that way. That thing's coming right back.

[Harry]

Promise me that we'll have, like, a Frisbee toss out front of the Airbnb.

[Frankie]

Definitely.

[Harry]

Promise me that we'll catch a Frisbee toss.

[Frankie]

Get some big skin out there. Oh, should we fly to throw the rock?

[Harry]

We gotta. As soon as we get there, let's stop at a Mapes 5 and 10. Or, like, what kind of sporting goods stores you have out there?

[Guest or Co-host]

I don't know, man. I don't know. I haven't. I have never been. The only places I stop on the way are gun stores.

[Frankie]

Oh, nice. Well, we could get some guns while we're out there, too.

[Guest or Co-host]

Now we can get some guns.

[Harry]

Oh, just throw the Frisbee.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Pull.

[Frankie]

What would you think would happen if you bought a gun in Florida and then you just went straight to the boat and you just threw it away? Does anyone ever find, like. Did they find it? Would they be, like, what happened to your gun?

[Guest or Co-host]

Why would. What is this question?

[Frankie]

Because we don't. We obviously can't. We're not flying home with our guns. We can't have guns here.

[Guest or Co-host]

You're saying, like, what if we just bought a gun? Pollute with guns?

[Frankie]

Yeah, pretty much nothing.

[Harry]

You can do that.

[Guest or Co-host]

Why is that any different than, like, polluting with.

[Frankie]

I just couldn't think of any other way to get rid of the gun. Like, I'm saying, if we were able to go. If we went and bought guns and then they were like, look, we're not gonna fly home with that.

[Harry]

Just leave it in the hotel room like an old pair of shoes. What do you mean?

[Frankie]

You can't do that. Why not just leave it in the hotel room? Are you crazy?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Oh, my AR15 is in the closet still. My bad.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's like how Allen Iverson used to have, like, A new fresh white tea every time he was. Went on the road. You just leave. Leave your AR and leave the desert bird in there. Yeah, I think that that's the. The only way to do it. I don't think that they're, like, making you if, like, they're not doing a wellness check on your gun every year.

[Frankie]

I don't know. I. I wondered if they kept track of all of them. What?

[Harry]

No.

[Frankie]

Know what we should do, though, is in next time, so we'll do fish week and then next. The next thing we'll do will be gun week.

[Guest or Co-host]

Gun week.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Gun week is really fun. Gun week would be fun. Yeah, Gun week.

[Frankie]

Go to different. Different places. Go to a. Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Buy guns.

[Frankie]

Buy guns. Sell gun guns.

[Guest or Co-host]

Sell guns. Trade arms.

[Frankie]

Scratch off the serial numbers, flip them

[Guest or Co-host]

in the street week is really good. Dude. Gun week is really, really good.

[Frankie]

You could probably get it picked up too, by like, Black Smith and West. Yeah, Black rifle would love it.

[Guest or Co-host]

Coffee.

[Frankie]

They love it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

Wow. Or Cult 45, the drink brand.

[Frankie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest or Co-host]

Do you know that when you talked about ice, I think they are not as. They're. They're. That's a more coveted job than we thought.

[Frankie]

I. Yeah, I remember talking about it for like 30 seconds, and then I opened up Reddit and there was a thread with 200 comments.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh.

[Frankie]

About it.

[Guest or Co-host]

Someone messaged me and they were like, I'm. I'm a former cop and I just want you to tell Harry that it's like one of the more coveted jobs. Jobs, because apparently they pay well and you gotta be somewhat accomplished. I don't know.

[Harry]

Other countries are sending their best, like doctors, like Indian and Chinese people are sending over their very best to come try and be ICE agents here.

[Frankie]

Really?

[Harry]

Because it's such a damn good job.

[Guest or Co-host]

Look, I just want to. I just want you to try a little harder to, you know.

[Frankie]

But I mean, but I saw the guys. They're not. They're definitely not look qualified.

[Guest or Co-host]

I mean, I said they looked like juggalos. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how tr.

[Frankie]

I don't know how true that is. I mean, I. I mean. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I haven't looked into the process of getting hired, but I've just done the eye scan and been like, that's an easy job to get. Seems like it's just the first person that walks in gets the job.

[Harry]

Yeah. I can't believe. Yeah. People are applying and not getting, like, What. What does this guy do that he just can't? He's applied five times to ice, and ice is like, we don't. We don't want you to be one of our guys.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That's brutal. Did he look qualified in his pictures?

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, that guy? Yeah.

[Frankie]

Oh, I applied and didn't get in.

[Harry]

He can't get into ice.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, he could.

[Harry]

They.

[Guest or Co-host]

He was rejected, I think, five times.

[Frankie]

That's crazy.

[Harry]

One more and he has his last chance to pass the bar.

[Frankie]

I think one more. They give it to you. The guy he really wants, he's gonna do JFK Jr.

[Harry]

It's like he. He didn't pass the bar. However many times. He had, like, one last chance. Chance. He was down to one last breath.

[Guest or Co-host]

Do you want to get a certain number of times to pass the bar?

[Harry]

I think so. I watched the first five minutes of that show, and that's what they said in it.

[Guest or Co-host]

How many times can you take the bar before they say you're not to be a lawyer?

[Harry]

I don't think there's. I think it's a limited amount of time. I don't think you get unlimited bites at the apple.

[Guest or Co-host]

I'm glad I never had to take that test.

[Harry]

That between two and six is the cap.

[Guest or Co-host]

Oh, wow.

[Harry]

Two is nuts.

[Frankie]

Well, two and six is kind of correct. Like, so what if you take it your third time? They can just be like, we're never going to be able to pass this.

[Harry]

Maybe. Yeah. If it's. If it just looks bad. They have right of refusal. You're just too fucking dumb. Oh, well.

[Guest or Co-host]

There are 35 states that have no cap on on retakes. Famously, the Attorney General of California failed at her first try.

[Harry]

Dumbass.

[Frankie]

Yeah, fucking dumbass.

[Harry]

I would hate that to be out there.

[Frankie]

I know. Shouldn't be the st. Shouldn't be the Attorney General.

[Harry]

Maybe she passed the first time, but that's like Michael Jordan getting cut from his basketball team or whatever.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Gives hope to all the other attorney generals that are out there.

[Frankie]

Yeah, true.

[Harry]

The aspiring attorney generals, you know, she failed the bar. There's still a chance.

[Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Weeping attorney generals.

[Guest or Co-host]

I can become alert. You. You're working at a TCBY right now. Doesn't apply for everybody right now.

[Frankie]

Apparently it's harder to become an ICE agent than it is to become a lawyer.

[Harry]

To become Attorney General.

[Frankie]

Yeah. That's all I got out of that conversation.

[Guest or Co-host]

Does this look like a bullseye to you guys?

[Frankie]

No, not at all.

[Harry]

So bullseye would be. That would mean you have lime Bullseye is A problem.

[Frankie]

Bullseye's when you run into some trouble.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's how you got lemon, bro.

[Frankie]

I mean, if it starts feeling like your arm's like, broken. No, that'll happen.

[Harry]

That's part of, like, climb.

[Frankie]

It can be.

[Guest or Co-host]

Feels a little broken from all the windmill windmills I was doing yesterday with 44 pounder.

[Harry]

That, that complex that you hit, that kettlebell complex is pretty sick.

[Guest or Co-host]

That one was good. But I went back and did Rogans again yesterday.

[Harry]

Classic.

[Guest or Co-host]

I like Rogan's because it's like you get longer breaks, honestly.

[Frankie]

Yeah, that breaks pretty quick.

[Harry]

You ever try and type in Rogan and autocorrects to Rohan and you think it makes it look like you're talking about, like an Indian dude. You guys watching a Road of the Rings and it makes it look like you're babysitting young Rohan.

[Frankie]

It's crazy what one letter can do.

[Harry]

It's crazy, bro. It's crazy that one plus one equals two, but then one cut in half also equals two. Addition and division both make the same thing. That's crazy. All right, we should. We should end it.

[Frankie]

That's a good, good, good spot to stop.

[Harry]

Ponder on that one, bro. Ponder on that for a second. Seriously, think about that for a second. I'll leave you with that one.

[Frankie]

All right. I'm going to be in New Brunswick, New Jersey this weekend at the Stress Factory. Four shows Friday, Saturday. I'll post the Instagram link for those tickets, but they'll be on my website too.

[Guest or Co-host]

I'll be at Houston at the Punchline next week and then Cobb, San Francisco and the Improv in LA for the Netflix Festival.

[Harry]

And then Fish Week next week in Florida. We'll be on the west coast of Florida. If you have anything that we absolutely have to do, reach out to us. But we have a pretty jam packed schedule, so.

[Guest or Co-host]

You know what?

[Frankie]

Don't even reach out.

[Guest or Co-host]

No time whatsoever. To follow through on a single one of your.

[Harry]

If it's awesome, if there's like some awesome shit going.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I would like to know. And like, if there's like a good. Like, I don't know if, like they've always got like a store, you know, oh, you got to go to this gas station, get the good snacks.

[Guest or Co-host]

Okay.

[Frankie]

Yeah, probably not what you had in mind. You're probably not where you thought I was going.

[Guest or Co-host]

I thought maybe they would show us, like, I don't know, where the boats land that have all the illegals on them or something.

[Frankie]

Oh, yeah, that would be cool too.

[Harry]

Are they going to the West Coast.

[Guest or Co-host]

Go hand them space blankets.

[Frankie]

Yeah, that would be cool. Oh, got that on video. What if we're. Like, when we're fishing at night, you just start hearing a bunch of splashing. They're pulling the line. Your fishing line. Scatter.

[Harry]

Oh, God.

[Frankie]

All right, cool. Thank you, guys. We'll be back on Thursday.