Shane Gillis Returns | Son of a Boy Dad #376

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #376: Shane Gillis Returns

Date: February 17, 2026
Host(s): Rone (Adam Ferrone), Lil Sasquatch (Harry), Francis Ellis
Guest: Shane Gillis

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Overview

In this lively episode, comedian Shane Gillis returns to "Son of a Boy Dad." The group dives into stories of drinking and dining in New York, comedic mishaps, the social dynamics of gaming and aging, pop culture oddities, and high-society satire. The conversation is classic Barstool: irreverent, self-deprecating, and packed with observational humor. Shane’s banter with Francis and the crew spans everything from nuclear anxieties to Harvard acapella lore, with raucous asides and honest reflections on the trials of young adulthood and comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Shane & Francis’s “Date Night” at 4 Charles & Drinking Stories

• Dinner Recap: Shane and Francis share a blow-by-blow of their decadent meal at NYC hotspot 4 Charles, including steak, prime rib, shrimp scampi, truffle mac and cheese, and a burger.
• Rock, Paper, Scissors for the Bill: They determine who pays through an epic, drawn-out rock-paper-scissors showdown.
• Shane’s Drinking vs. Francis’s: Banter about who can handle whiskey, with Francis lamenting hangover woes and needing to disguise his “espresso technician diarrhea” with a running shower.
  • Notable quote (Francis, 09:20):
    “I had to turn my shower on to sort of camouflage the sounds from the lovely espresso technician.”
• Espresso Machine Obsession: Francis details his $6,000 investment in a bespoke espresso setup, comparing his attachment to it with Rone’s kids or Harry’s PC setup.

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2. Gaming, Aging & Nostalgia

• Harry Accused of Quitting Weed for Video Game Prowess:
  • Shane (03:08):
    “That’s the most loser—I really gotta make some changes.”
• Discussion of Past Their Prime in Gaming: Feeling the loss of skills with age and joking about needing Adderall or sitting forward to “balance the brain.”
• Twitch & ASMR: Shane admits dabbling in Twitch, being surprised by “chicks doing ASMR,” and fears his real name will show up in chats.
• Legendary Gaming Friendships: Comparing online gaming bonds to NBA drama, referencing Jersey Jerry’s “Ravioli” and the certainty of growing out of 'being a player' into being a ‘CEO’ or manager in the gaming world (30:37).

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3. Comedy War Stories & Stand-Up Grit

• Bombing at The Stand:
  • Shane (33:02):
    “I was just bombing. And the whole show just stopped for everyone to get their pizza.”
• Comedy Club Etiquette: Stories of “horrible” first sets, crowd dynamics upstairs at The Stand, and restaurants with loud waitstaff or rogue check drops mid-headline.
• Fake Comic ‘Stolen Valor’: Anecdote of a man deceitfully booking himself as a feature act without ever doing stand-up (73:58).

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4. Pop Culture & Sports

• The Michael Jordan Viral “Ass-Pinching” Video:
  • Ron (26:43):
    “Did you brothers see Michael Jordan pinch—pinch in that ass?”
  • Sass (27:02):
    “But he didn’t just pinch that boy’s ass. He was assaulting that boy’s ass.”
• On KD’s Burners: Discussing Kevin Durant’s alleged burner account drama, with humorous disbelief at NBA stars' online behavior (29:06).
• Olympic Mishaps:
  • Figure skating wardrobe, 'quad god' failures, and comparing the supposed sexuality of athletes in niche Olympic sports.
  • Shane (47:07):
    “The straight guys dress like pirates. Gay guys, really gay though, and they have thick asses.”
• Messi’s Bodyguard: Speculating on the love life and commitment required of superstar athlete bodyguards (44:50).

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5. World Events, History & Societal Satire

• Nuclear Anxieties:
  • Francis admits checking his upstate NY house against nuclear blast radii; confusion ensues over modern nukes’ capabilities and North Korean parades (19:22; 19:59).
• Shane on Japanese WWII Holdouts:
  • (16:23): “Damn, that must have been disheartening to be one of those Japanese guys after WWII…”
• Harvard & Epstein Files:
  • Francis reflects on the creepiness of his Harvard days, where Epstein donated to student groups and the bizarre, convoluted connections to his peers (54:00).
  • Roasts acapella groups and notes theatrical rivalries at elite schools (57:06).

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6. Life, Friendship & Social Dynamics

• Francis’s Social Faux Pas:
  • Hilarious accounts of over-familiarity at friends’ homes, lying down on couches or borrowing books unasked—“Taking a book’s crazy.” (21:15)
• Waking Up Late:
  • Sass’s story of missing a morning shoot, Ron and Francis’s reactions to his “3pm wakeup.”
• Barstool Hierarchy & Growth:
  • Ending the episode with a nod to how Shane’s appearance “king makes” the pod and everyone’s role in each other’s comedy trajectories.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Shane Gillis on Gaming and Maturity (03:08):
  “Call of Duty…he was telling me he’s gonna stop smoking weed ‘cause he’s not that good. That’s the most loser—I really gotta make some changes.”

• Francis on $6K Espresso Machine (10:13):
  “When I finally got it all assembled, I literally thought like, I would take a bullet for this machine.”

• Rock, Paper, Scissors Etiquette (05:23):
  “We did Rock, paper scissors for the bill. Shane was standing up to take. Like, he really wanted to do you.”

• Shane on The Stand Comedy Club (33:02):
  “I was just bombing…and the whole show just stopped for everyone to get their pizza.”

• Sass Describing Olympic Fashion (47:07):
  “You can tell because he never wears like Dune. Yeah, he’ll look like Zelda walking out.”

• On Fake Comic 'Stolen Valor' (73:58):
  “This guy came to Helium…never done stand up in his life. The owner was like, where do you want the light? And he was like, just on me.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Dinner/Drinking Recap & Espresso Machine: 05:00–13:00
• Comedy War Stories & Club Life: 32:30–35:00, 73:45–75:15
• Gaming & Maturity: 03:00–04:00, 25:00–31:00
• Michael Jordan “Ass Pinch” Chat: 26:40–28:00
• Olympics & Sexuality in Sports: 46:24–48:44
• Harvard, Epstein, Acapella Groups: 54:00–58:00
• Bodyguard/Love-Life Paranoia: 44:41–45:13

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Tone & Style

The tone is up-tempo, sardonic, and very much “boys at the bar.” The episode features friendly ribbing, self-exposure, and a willingness to digress into weird or uncomfortable territory for the sake of the bit. Francis’s erudition collides with Ron and Sass’s dry, bro-y takes, moderated by Shane’s blue-collar, slightly detached perspective.

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Final Thoughts

For new and returning listeners, this episode is a showcase of why “Son of a Boy Dad” resonates: camaraderie, wicked banter, and a transparent look at what it means to be a guy muddling through comedy, adulthood, and modern culture. Shane Gillis’s presence not only brings a steadying comedic voice but inspires the gang to push their stories and bits further. A must-listen for fans of unfiltered, conversational humor.

Transcript

[Ron]

Hey. Son of a boy. Dad. Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Sass]

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Francis]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Francis]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Ron]

Are you coming from somewhere? Are you going to somewhere?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm going back to Westchester.

[Ron]

Oh, nice.

[Sass]

Taking the chopper. The blaze landed in the front yard. All right, Ready?

[Francis]

We good to go?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm so ready.

[Sass]

Alrighty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. Today it is February 16th. It is. What time is it? Three?

[Ron]

Yeah, almost 2:52. 2:52.

[Sass]

Early, early start. And we are joined by special guest Shane Gillis. Hey, how's it going?

[Shane Gillis]

You got a good voice there at the beginning.

[Sass]

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.

[Shane Gillis]

Welcome to.

[Sass]

I've got it down to a T. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And the ads. You're good at the ads.

[Sass]

Oh, thank you. That means a lot. That means a lot to the advertisers.

[Francis]

Are you serious?

[Shane Gillis]

Listen, I'm an avid listener.

[Francis]

His ads, I don't know, I struggle.

[Sass]

Sometimes because they send.

[Shane Gillis]

I knew Frank was going to be a joke.

[Sass]

He hasn't. He's not going to like that.

[Ron]

He's. He's going to like A lot of things.

[Francis]

Well, the ads. I would not. That wouldn't be at the top of my list.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah.

[Sass]

We want you to have this.

[Ron]

We want you to have this gift.

[Shane Gillis]

Thank you.

[Sass]

No one has it.

[Ron]

It's the son of a boy. Dad. When it's just Ron and Sass. So when Francis wasn't on the show.

[Francis]

That's it.

[Ron]

It's the old logo. Francis.

[Francis]

Didn't you.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, it says with Francis.

[Francis]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

It does with Francis. Yeah. Frank's made his way onto it.

[Francis]

I think somebody made those for us special. I can't remember exactly.

[Sass]

It was the same person who made you that. Warlords. Oh, Right before it was Bush.

[Francis]

Not a lot of people have.

[Sass]

Not a lot of people have those.

[Ron]

It's rare. You should actually get in on Telluride Bush, bro. If you're. If you game, you could change things.

[Shane Gillis]

Call of Duty. Yeah. In the elevator he was telling me he's gonna stop smoking weed because he's not that good at Call of Duty. I'll say. That's the most loser. I really gotta make some changes.

[Sass]

No. It's literally strictly for my game. I'm stepping back.

[Shane Gillis]

But I get it. You get older, you start sucking in video games.

[Sass]

Yeah. And I need every advantage. I've literally thought about going to the doctor and, like getting my Adderall prescription. And then I was like, I can't. I can't do that.

[Ron]

Have you tried sitting forward?

[Sass]

Literally.

[Shane Gillis]

Changes everything. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

[Ron]

The brain balance gets you.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

You. You be a major player on Telluride Bush. You could change things. If you guys.

[Shane Gillis]

Who do we need to get?

[Sass]

You could be the face of the. Yeah. It'd be Telluride.

[Ron]

Shane.

[Shane Gillis]

Isn't Jersey Jerry on it.

[Sass]

Yeah. You said you were in his chat the other day.

[Shane Gillis]

Was it?

[Sass]

He said you. You were in his Twitch chat. It easily could have just been another dude named Chan Gillis.

[Shane Gillis]

I might have been. I just got into Twitch. I didn't know that was a thing. It's pretty fun.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

But now. Now it's just chicks doing asmr.

[Sass]

Well, that's like always been like that.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm very afraid that my name's gonna show up.

[Francis]

Yeah, It's.

[Sass]

It's been like.

[Ron]

You didn't switch it up at all. Frank.

[Shane Gillis]

You move a little slow today.

[Francis]

Feel great.

[Shane Gillis]

Couple whiskeys.

[Francis]

I.

[Shane Gillis]

And you were bragging about it.

[Francis]

What was that?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm laughing. You here.

[Francis]

I was one ahead of you.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm really. I can drink. Really.

[Francis]

I mean, You're a beer man.

[Shane Gillis]

But people love to say that. You don't think I can switch?

[Francis]

I just. I just.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't think I can do well with whiskey.

[Francis]

I guess the question becomes why was I one ahead of you all night?

[Shane Gillis]

I think you were nervous.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Or a little thirsty. Excited. That was like a date, though.

[Ron]

That was.

[Shane Gillis]

Was fun. We needed those whiskeys.

[Francis]

We did. We went to Fort Charles last night. Damn.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, for Charles. He took me out.

[Sass]

That's crazy. I asked Francis for a 4 Charles hookup.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, wouldn't it be a waste on him? Wouldn't he get, like, peanut butter and jelly?

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Shane Gillis]

Get like, chicken fingers, some buttered noodles.

[Sass]

Damn good chicken fingers, though.

[Francis]

I took. We. We went out and then at the end of the date, I let him.

[Shane Gillis]

Order for me, too. Yeah, he did.

[Ron]

Gentlemen.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

In the show. And then we did Rock, paper scissors for the bill. Shane was standing up to take.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, he really wanted to do you. You really wanted to do rock, paper scissors for the.

[Sass]

I know.

[Francis]

And I lost. And this was like, right after Shane kind of.

[Shane Gillis]

No, no, no.

[Francis]

I won't say anything, but.

[Ron]

But, like, now you have to say no, no.

[Francis]

It was the dumbest rock, paper scissors I've ever done in my life.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

We had, like, six ties, too.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

Somehow that hurts way more.

[Sass]

Or was he going late?

[Francis]

No, I, like, just.

[Ron]

We're on the same wavelength.

[Sass]

You're saying you guys are so connected from that dinner.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

So on the same day, the table.

[Shane Gillis]

Over was watching us.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, it was. It was a heated rock, paper, scissors.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And that's an intimate environment.

[Shane Gillis]

It really is. Like, everyone knows you're doing the conversations we were having next to a family.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

It was two little kids and their parents.

[Ron]

And you guys were saying some nasty.

[Shane Gillis]

We're saying some heinous, explicit, horrible things.

[Francis]

Horrible.

[Ron]

I imagine he did.

[Sass]

I brings their kids to four Charles.

[Francis]

Wealthy people.

[Sass]

Yeah, I guess.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

What did you go? We went burger. Some.

[Francis]

Let's think. We did fat ass steak, shrimp scampi. Then we did. We split a burger, and then we did prime ribs.

[Shane Gillis]

It was crazy.

[Francis]

Yeah. We did prime ribbon, and then we did side of broccoli. We did a side of Mac and cheese. The truffle Mac, of course.

[Sass]

I'm actually. I'm not a fan of that.

[Francis]

Really?

[Ron]

A little heavy.

[Sass]

A little too truffley.

[Ron]

Yeah. You'll feel it in your pores.

[Francis]

Specifically at Fort Charles.

[Sass]

Specifically. Just anything. I'm over anything. Truffle and truffle infused. If you will.

[Francis]

Gotcha.

[Sass]

Not my thing.

[Francis]

And then we had one other thing. And I can't remember exactly what it was. We had another side.

[Ron]

No steak.

[Sass]

No one even remembers because there was too many damn whiskeys.

[Shane Gillis]

I had two whiskeys. It was crazy.

[Francis]

Yeah. And we had a beer before.

[Shane Gillis]

And a beer before.

[Ron]

Oh, my God.

[Francis]

And I had a Manhattan before that.

[Shane Gillis]

When he was we. Then we go to a bar after, and I'm like, all right, now we're gonna start drinking. And he was like, I think I'm gonna call it, Shane. I'm gonna call it now. I've had enough. We had three seconds. We were about to drink.

[Francis]

I didn't know. I don't know. And then right as we were getting as. I was like, let's. Because he. I knew he had a lot of stuff to do today. Yeah. And he had said he might. Come on, boy, dad. As long as we didn't get too fucked up. And that was when I was like, you're pulling it.

[Shane Gillis]

You were wasted.

[Francis]

I had to drink for us. It was like, Jonah Hill.

[Shane Gillis]

And get him to the Green. He was in, like, a nice outfit. I had a lovely time tonight.

[Sass]

Drinking Shane's drinks for him.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Sass]

The show, you know.

[Francis]

And get him to the Greek. When Jonah Hill, like, smokes all the weed so Russell Brand can't have any before he goes on the Today show. And then he throws up. You know what I'm talking about?

[Shane Gillis]

You never.

[Ron]

No.

[Francis]

That's a really, really funny movie.

[Shane Gillis]

It was very corny. I watched that before I did the Greek.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Shane Gillis]

It was very embarrassing.

[Francis]

That's cool.

[Sass]

That's a cool event.

[Francis]

That's pretty cool. Yeah.

[Sass]

That's sick. That's. That one that's, like, half out. It's like, kind of like.

[Shane Gillis]

I shouldn't have said this.

[Sass]

Why?

[Shane Gillis]

Because it is embarrassing. I was embarrassed on my friends. I was watching get him to the Greek the night before. But I watch Rudy before I go out tonight and shit like that.

[Sass]

Yeah, of course. You gotta watch.

[Francis]

That's awesome.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

All right.

[Shane Gillis]

I take it back.

[Ron]

It's cool.

[Shane Gillis]

It's sick. But Frank. Let's go back to Frank. Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah, of course.

[Francis]

Huh.

[Sass]

You texted us this morning. I didn't know that any of that happened. You texted us this morning and you were like. You were like, man, I'm in a bad place. Just out of context, I was like, oh. I was like, what happened? I'm checking Twitter, dude.

[Francis]

I had this guy. I had my. I had my espresso technician come at 9. 30 in the morning.

[Sass]

Damn.

[Francis]

Because my machine finally arrived.

[Shane Gillis]

This is crazy shit.

[Francis]

Yeah. And he was affixing the. The wood accent knobs, which I specially ordered from Australia. And he was doing all this work, and I had to. I had diarrhea because of what we'd eaten and drank.

[Sass]

Yeah, of course.

[Francis]

And I had to turn my shower on to sort of camouflage the sounds from.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes.

[Francis]

Lovely espresso technician.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Francis. I saw a picture of the espresso, and I'm worried that the. The shade of wood doesn't really match your interior decor.

[Francis]

That's okay.

[Shane Gillis]

I didn't like the shade of wood.

[Ron]

Don't you kind of feel like it's a little bit.

[Sass]

I thought it looked great. Friends.

[Ron]

It'S dark for the rest of the kitchen.

[Francis]

We'll move. We'll move it, then. We'll move it.

[Sass]

I'll.

[Francis]

I'll move apartments. In order to match the espresso machine. This thing is. I said to these two guys. So Harry's whole, like, puts all of his love into his PC and his gaming setup.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And his monitors. Ron has his children.

[Ron]

Right.

[Francis]

And then I now have this thing, and I. When I finally got it all assembled, I literally thought, like, I would. I would take a bullet for this machine.

[Sass]

It's nice. I'll be honest. I saw. I looked at it and I looked at it for a while.

[Francis]

I finally have something in my life where. When people say, what's the one thing you'd grab if Your house.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

How heavy is it?

[Francis]

Heavy. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

But you've been training.

[Francis]

I mean, I'm in shape.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And there's a lot of trinkets.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Sass]

Which I appreciate it.

[Francis]

Gizmos and gadgets.

[Sass]

Yeah. A lot of gadgets. A lot of accessories. Yeah.

[Ron]

I kind of want to kidnap it, honestly. To see how much you really love it.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't you dare.

[Ron]

Savannah Guthrie's mom. Just dangle that over you. How much would you. How much would you pay ransom for it? If it came down to it, the thing.

[Francis]

The thing that's tricky. Right. Is that it takes so long for these to get made. So if you said, like, would I pay the amount of money that I paid for?

[Ron]

It's worth more than that.

[Francis]

I mean, I'd pay up to close to that.

[Sass]

How much money was it originally?

[Francis]

The machine was 4900, like, in total with all the.

[Sass]

With all the gizmos and gadgets.

[Francis]

The grinder was 900 because I bought it on Facebook Marketplace place instead of new, of course. And then all the gadgets probably another three, 400 bucks. But then I'm buying now I'm buying handmade ceramic bugs from Japan.

[Sass]

Bugs. I was like, what the.

[Francis]

And then I bought some vintage Hermes cups on Etsy.

[Sass]

Hermes cups?

[Francis]

Yeah, they're holiday themed. I don't know why I bought them.

[Sass]

I don't even know if I know what that is.

[Francis]

They're cozy for like a month.

[Ron]

Just a couple months. Yeah, it'll be nice. So you. So you have.

[Sass]

So it's probably around 6k total.

[Francis]

This is not the type of stuff we talked about at dinner last night.

[Ron]

It definitely has to be. You at least floated the coffee stuff.

[Shane Gillis]

Just as he did talk about.

[Francis]

Did I mention it?

[Ron]

Does this interest you at all?

[Shane Gillis]

You said you and Mullen bonded over the coffee stuff.

[Francis]

Yeah, I sent him a photo of it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

By the way, I asked you for Mullen's phone number. Oh, I didn't bring my phone. I didn't realize he's texted me before. And I saw. Because I texted him the photo, the coffee.

[Sass]

I think I know what it is.

[Francis]

The last thing that he texted me was the most insane.

[Sass]

Was it the sketch?

[Francis]

Yes. He wanted me to play, like, a trans Frankenstein or some shit.

[Shane Gillis]

I think I got that part. I played Frankenstein then.

[Francis]

It might have. It might not have been that. It was something, wasn't it?

[Sass]

Like the Terminator. But he was trans.

[Francis]

Maybe that was.

[Sass]

I remember you telling me about it.

[Francis]

And I was like, you left him on red? No, I was like, man, I don't know if I'm really in a place in my career where I can accept this role. Like, this seems like it could really send me in one direction. I haven't earned the type of armor that you have. Yeah. You know, Know.

[Sass]

I remember when. I remember when you told me about.

[Francis]

That, and he was like, no problem, man. Good luck. That was the last thing. And then photo of my coffee machine.

[Ron]

Did he like it? Did he respond well?

[Francis]

Yeah, he was like, why is this so cool? And I explained it.

[Ron]

Yeah, put him on.

[Francis]

How.

[Sass]

How has the coffee been, bro?

[Francis]

On, I'm not kidding you. It's unbelievable.

[Sass]

Is it, like, actually, like your, like, first taste, you were like, holy. Or was it first taste you were like, no. Kind of had to force it.

[Francis]

The technician is also fine.

[Shane Gillis]

Definitely. I'm gonna go to your house and give you two cups. One Starbucks.

[Ron]

One year's blind taste testing.

[Francis]

I'm gonna the Pepsi challenge, and you're gonna. You're not gonna believe how good it is.

[Shane Gillis]

You do, like, the finer thing. I do It's a great dinner. You were right.

[Francis]

Yeah. That was. That was an awesome day.

[Shane Gillis]

But we sit down, he orders everything on the menu. And I was like, I know. You worked out as hard as you could for this meal.

[Ron]

You have to work yourself to getting hungry.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Pizza.

[Francis]

Earlier I told him, I texted him. I was like, don't eat. He's ordering.

[Shane Gillis]

All of a sudden he's like, we should get an ice cream. Cream sundae.

[Francis]

Well, they had one next to the table next to us. And I was like, that's coming. And he was like, no. I was like, there goes my night. Okay.

[Ron]

You need to prep for a dinner like that. You need to train for a dinner.

[Shane Gillis]

I swear to God. It was actually a pretty reasonable amount of food.

[Francis]

Yeah, we did.

[Shane Gillis]

It wasn't that crazy.

[Francis]

No, it wasn't.

[Shane Gillis]

A steak would have been wild.

[Sass]

Francis does go nuts at restaurants, though. Like, he'll eat until he falls, until he dies. Like, until he literally. There's no more food that can go in.

[Ron]

You gotta be a fat fuck.

[Francis]

We got a big reservation there for Harry's birthday a couple years ago. And I was like, these are the things you gotta have. And you're like, I don't want any of those things.

[Sass]

But then I ended up eating all of them.

[Francis]

Begrudgingly.

[Sass]

Well, I think I was like, I wanted a full burger. And you were like, you're never gonna eat a full burger.

[Francis]

Yeah, the burger was too. Is too big. If you'd had a whole burger yourself, you would have not wanted any of the other things.

[Sass]

I had, like, one, like, grilled cheese, like, triangle piece of a. Yeah. And I was stuffed. Yeah, Stuffed right after.

[Francis]

I will say that the steak at Fort Charles is. Is kind of a miss.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I don't think that that's trash.

[Ron]

Isn't it a steakhouse?

[Francis]

Technically, I think.

[Ron]

And their steak is bad.

[Francis]

Their prime rib is better.

[Shane Gillis]

You're never getting back in, dude.

[Francis]

What's that?

[Shane Gillis]

You can't trash them like this.

[Francis]

I'm not trashing them. I think that the state.

[Ron]

I think the steak at the steakhouse is bad.

[Francis]

They're known for the burger. The burger is what they're known for. And they came and they did the whole song and dance.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, it was nice.

[Francis]

They cut the E. Who filmed they drip it?

[Shane Gillis]

No one.

[Francis]

Neither think I filmed it.

[Ron]

Yeah, you're like, put. Put the light on.

[Sass]

Do they have the white gloves on?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Those are crazy, the gloves.

[Francis]

I told Chain a lot reminds you of slaves.

[Shane Gillis]

That's why I like it. It's Like a slave giving me a cheeseburger with an egg on it.

[Ron]

The slaves what came first were. Were slaves here while cheeseburgers were being served in America.

[Francis]

No.

[Sass]

No. No way.

[Francis]

Probably, I think just turkey.

[Shane Gillis]

It's probably really close.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah, No, I think. I just totally.

[Ron]

I don't know.

[Sass]

I think it'd be like it was.

[Ron]

You said it was just turkey.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Might have been the 1885.

[Ron]

I was gonna say technically, 88.

[Sass]

No, but technically, no, but there's probably some straggles, a couple guys holding it down still 25 years after, like, dudes.

[Ron]

In Vietnam who didn't know the war was over.

[Sass]

Yeah. Still fighting. There's a lot of stories like that. Yeah. Like, yeah, this dude was in the jungle for 30 years after the war.

[Ron]

Didn't know.

[Sass]

Just waiting. Cheeseburgers waiting for the enemy.

[Ron]

Yeah. It's brutal.

[Shane Gillis]

Damn, that must have been disheartening to be one of those Japanese guys after World War II.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And you get out. You get out in the 70s and everyone's like, God damn this. The whole country changed. We were going nuts. When I went to the jungle, there's.

[Ron]

So much pride and honor walking out. Yes. You defended the post. Waiting for.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

There's a story of that guy in Japan that was like, throwing grenades at, like, tourists in the 80s.

[Sass]

Just still holding it down.

[Ron]

It'd be fun to buzz his tower.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Ron]

Because the grenades probably suck. They're probably like 20 second grenades. Just throw it back.

[Shane Gillis]

It's probably like neighborhood kids that are like, don't go up there. Yeah, he's gonna throw a grenade. They're bringing it.

[Ron]

Running his house, poking the POW.

[Francis]

Did you. You watched World War II in color. I'm sure there. I think there was that episode where they talked about the dropping of the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And I. I had a complete misconception about how that went about, like, the effect of the bomb and how people were killed.

[Shane Gillis]

It was like fires, right?

[Francis]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Ron]

I thought.

[Francis]

I didn't know if it was like, people were just evaporated.

[Shane Gillis]

Think close to it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

But that's what I would want.

[Shane Gillis]

Then it was all just fires and it was really terrible. Yeah.

[Francis]

And the radiation.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sass]

Cancer.

[Francis]

For a long time.

[Ron]

But I think, like, the bombing of Tokyo was almost the same at, like, it was the same, like, magnitude. Yeah. Like, as just a single atomic bomb. Just because it was all, like, lean.

[Shane Gillis]

And it was just firebombing and it was. Yeah, yeah.

[Ron]

Fire would rip through it, but look how strong they built back Though they.

[Shane Gillis]

Did build that, handled it well.

[Sass]

They kind of had their clothing so well.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

They're like, never again. When they dropped the bombs the first time, our clothes exploded.

[Shane Gillis]

We need stronger materials.

[Sass]

Yeah. I've said it before, but if I. If I was in a country that was getting bombed, like, nukes dropping, I would want the bomb to land on top of me.

[Shane Gillis]

Of course.

[Sass]

Like, I want to be the first person to die.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Catch it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

I want it landing on top of my head. Yeah. Just straight down on.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. In Queens, every time they show a nuke going off in New York, it's always like, Times Square.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

The ring was always like, I'm just gonna burn.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Astoria. You're on fire.

[Sass]

You'd be like, trying to put the fire out.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. It'd be a tough. And everyone else would meet Dami and o' Connor filming a podcast. All three of us are hammered.

[Sass]

Oh, the windows would just explode.

[Shane Gillis]

Tommy be like, God damn it, Chris, Would you do.

[Sass]

We had Tommy on a couple weeks ago.

[Shane Gillis]

I saw that wasted. It's like 10am.

[Ron]

Gonna drink with us. We drank with them, though. He was just like a pow. He was dressed like.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ron]

Was defending an island in Japan.

[Francis]

Did I tell you guys that when I bought my place upstate, the first thing I did was check the blast radius, the radii of the largest nuclear weapons in the world to see if my home was far enough away from New York City that I would miss. Was it. There was one that would have been. I would have been inside the radius. What was it, the hydrogen bomb? It's the big. Whatever. The biggest one is that this Tsar Bomba.

[Shane Gillis]

There's probably new ones now, right?

[Francis]

That might have been it.

[Shane Gillis]

That was the old one. I don't know.

[Ron]

They're getting so good.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm afraid of nukes, too.

[Sass]

The big one now is the H bomb, the hydrogen bomb. I think Korea. North Korea is the only one that has it.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't think that's right.

[Francis]

That can't be there.

[Ron]

Did you see their new leader? That. Who knows?

[Shane Gillis]

Who knows.

[Francis]

For sure?

[Sass]

Someone told me that. I think about 10 years ago.

[Shane Gillis]

Think North Korea has.

[Francis]

No.

[Sass]

They got everything.

[Ron]

They're seeing their parades.

[Shane Gillis]

Parades are sick.

[Sass]

The parades are insane.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Those are nice.

[Sass]

And I'm starting to fall into the North Korean propaganda.

[Shane Gillis]

We're the ones getting propaganda.

[Sass]

I think people love living there. I think they love it. I think they're there and they're like, what do you mean, South Korea?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

This is the greatest country on the.

[Shane Gillis]

Big the big building, though. The big evil building they have.

[Sass]

Well, every. Every country's got to have one.

[Shane Gillis]

Pyongyang has like a clearly an evil villains layer.

[Francis]

A ministry of truth.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. No, it really. It literally is like a triangle. Yes.

[Francis]

I finished 1984.

[Shane Gillis]

Nice. It's good.

[Francis]

Oh. Oh, man. I thought it was really bleak.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, it's really sad.

[Francis]

The part in the end where he's getting like brainwashed and tortured when it's.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, she betrayed you.

[Francis]

So long. Yeah.

[Ron]

Is that the one you peeled off his shelf?

[Francis]

Yeah, that was the book I read. Five pages.

[Shane Gillis]

Insane. Walk into my house and take 1984 off the shelf. Take your shirt off and read it.

[Francis]

I never. Me borrowing the book bothered you. I understood the shirt part, but I thought you would have liked me reading a book.

[Shane Gillis]

Taking a book's crazy.

[Francis]

Okay. Yeah. I make a lot of mistakes. I do. Yeah.

[Ron]

But you're also just a instantly familiar and comfortable guy.

[Francis]

Can I.

[Shane Gillis]

It's so comfortable.

[Ron]

Yeah, he's comfortable.

[Francis]

Let me set the space a little bit. Shane had this amazingly bucolic, charming farmhouse. Rented. And he was away. And it's like it was. The sun was setting on a warm October afternoon and he was going to be back in an hour. And there was a beautiful Adirondack in the yard. And I was like, well, I guess I'll wait.

[Ron]

Dystopian fiction.

[Francis]

Yeah. And read and look out at this beautiful apple orchard that he's got. And that was sort of my mindset.

[Sass]

Nothing wrong with that. In my mind.

[Francis]

Taking my shirt off was crazy. That was a mistake. Yeah.

[Ron]

I think they're kind of equally insane. Honestly, like people's books aren't for you to read. They're for them to show off what they've done and like what they've accomplished in life.

[Francis]

I. I wonder. I love, like lending books to people.

[Ron]

If you go to a hotel room, there's a couple books in there. Are you cracking one open?

[Francis]

Well, they only ever have the Bible.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I think some hotels I've been to recently.

[Sass]

Remember when they were saying that there was money in the Bibles at the hotels?

[Francis]

Did they?

[Sass]

I checked. There was none. No money.

[Shane Gillis]

It's just a trick to get you Jews. Just trying to get you Jews into Jesus. Dude, I heard there's money in there.

[Ron]

I shook it from the spine. And you could say that because you're Jewish.

[Sass]

Somewhat.

[Ron]

But when Francis, when you came over and. And met my kids, we were like sitting. I have like a U shaped couch and we were all like sitting there like, just kind of conversing. Him, My wife and I. And he did. He laid fully down on the couch while we were crazy with, like.

[Shane Gillis]

He laid down on the couch?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I took my shoes off.

[Shane Gillis]

I thought you were gonna say shirt again.

[Francis]

Did I do that?

[Ron]

You laid down.

[Francis]

Wasn't that because Climbing all over me.

[Ron]

No, it was. It was. You getting comfortable.

[Francis]

It was fine. I'm sorry.

[Ron]

No, no, it's fine.

[Shane Gillis]

Was this. Was this the time he went on another kid date later?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Right? That was. That was terrifying. Dude.

[Francis]

What did I do?

[Shane Gillis]

There's. He took a picture of you with another family.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You're like, I have to go. I got to get to the gym. Just hold.

[Ron]

I went right outside to walk my dog.

[Sass]

I think that photo might be one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

[Francis]

You.

[Shane Gillis]

You answering the door is one of my favorite. I was unbelievable.

[Sass]

I had just flown from Portland, Oregon. I took a red eye and I.

[Ron]

We had.

[Sass]

We had to film at 10:00am and I landed at, like, at like, 8. And I went home and I was like, I'm gonna sleep for, like, 30 minutes. And I woke up, it was like three hours later, and my. Someone's pounding on my door. And I go to the door and it's Francis. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Francis]

I was pretty gentle, though.

[Ron]

You were so nice because we were pissed.

[Shane Gillis]

Pissed.

[Ron]

And you were.

[Francis]

We had a rented space for a certain amount of time, and it was a big production.

[Ron]

There was another shoot afterwards.

[Sass]

He just answered the door and he's like, we gotta go.

[Francis]

Are you okay?

[Sass]

We didn't think we did two podcasts after the video.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

It was insane.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

That was a rough day.

[Ron]

Yeah, that was a wild one for sure. But I thought that you were really nice about it.

[Francis]

Yeah, I could tell he was, but when he opened the door and I saw his face, I was like, his face is. He's so scared. He's so scared.

[Ron]

Sweaty and catching your breath. I'm so gross. Waking up. Sweaty, matted hair, dark red eyes. The lantern.

[Sass]

I had literally just opened my eyes. I was so tired.

[Ron]

What did you think it was? Did you know that there was a podcast or something to film? Yeah.

[Sass]

I mean, I've woken up late before. I haven't done it like that in a really long time. But when I was, like, drinking a lot, I would wake up and it would be. I would wake up for the yak, and it would be 3pm, the 1pm show is over, and I just woke up.

[Shane Gillis]

I Didn't think you were that bad of a drinker.

[Sass]

I mean, that's because you liked to instigate.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

It's pretty fun to watch.

[Sass]

I would be, like 15 beers deep, and you'd be getting me shots for everyone not involved.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

To make someone have a bad day.

[Ron]

Just for you to be able. Just for you to like.

[Shane Gillis]

It's really funny. Go, yeah, dude, do a show. You want one? I go, no.

[Sass]

That was when I noticed that you were getting me drunk. Is it? And then you just wouldn't take one. You'd be like, no, I'm not drinking. I remember after your special filming shot last night, too.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Of whiskey. So I had five whiskey drinks.

[Sass]

It's a lot of whiskey.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Any wine?

[Francis]

No wine.

[Sass]

Is your stomach in shambles right now?

[Francis]

I told you, I got it all out.

[Ron]

Well, you diarted out.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Smart man.

[Sass]

Usually when I diarrhea, though, I'm like, that was maybe 15.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. It's gonna be an all day.

[Ron]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

Five whiskey drinks and four beers. That's a big night for me. It is. Yeah.

[Sass]

It's a big night.

[Ron]

Did you brothers. Did you brothers see Michael Jordan pinch.

[Sass]

Pinch in that ass?

[Ron]

I'd be remiss if we didn't get to at least touch on that.

[Sass]

There's got to be an explanation there, right?

[Shane Gillis]

I think MJ likes. He probably did 15 shots.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Just having fun.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

He's awesome. Miss every shot. You don't think.

[Sass]

But he didn't just pinch that boy's ass. It was. He was assaulting that boy's ass.

[Francis]

I haven't seen this.

[Sass]

He was. He was going like. Like, this is the boy's ass. Tiny boy. And he's just going.

[Francis]

I haven't seen this. Like a.

[Ron]

Like a drunk crab.

[Francis]

Who's the boy?

[Shane Gillis]

No one knows. No one knows. Ignoring him, too.

[Ron]

It was like an IndyCar driver son or something like that.

[Francis]

Huh.

[Sass]

Because the.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

The kid didn't react at all. Yeah, the kid, he was just like, mike. Mike's at it again.

[Ron]

Here we go. A live reaction.

[Sass]

And we could talk about the Katie burners, too.

[Francis]

You up?

[Sass]

Are you guys up to date on that?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm not sure what that is.

[Ron]

Oh, how many pinches, Tyler?

[Sass]

You definitely.

[Shane Gillis]

That's one too many pinches.

[Ron]

Yeah. That's so many pinches. He was just ravenous.

[Shane Gillis]

One is funny.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

One would still be weird, but it's funny.

[Sass]

Seventeen is a little.

[Francis]

Scratching the backs of his legs. Well, it's weird that the kid didn't. The Kid didn't notice.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Do you think he knew it was Michael Jordan and he was just tired of it, or do you think that that's just how they horseplay on that, on that racing team?

[Francis]

I just don't know. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

[Sass]

It's tough. It takes a minute to process if you need a couple minutes.

[Ron]

Yeah, they're saying that LeBron's the goat now.

[Sass]

Yeah, they're saying that they're. Well, I mean, I've been a LeBron GOAT fan. I've been a LeBron guy my entire life. And this kind of just. This is the concrete.

[Ron]

He has no footage of him fucking drunken crabbing a little boy's ass.

[Sass]

Exactly.

[Ron]

He couldn't be stopped. It was nasty. But then. Yeah, the KD burners. I don't. I have no problem with that.

[Sass]

I don't have any problem with it either. It's hilarious.

[Shane Gillis]

I know what that is. Yeah.

[Ron]

I think that he was just talking on his teammates. I think he's allowed to do that. I'm sure you see the videos of.

[Sass]

Him yesterday, though, walking around on the court with the phone in his hands and he's like, every single video that came out of him yesterday, it's him like with his phone like this, like, eyes wide open.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Just like True detective.

[Ron]

But I'm surprised that he gives a. Like, he has the most out of pocket on the Internet every day, no matter what. He doesn't need a. A burner to say that kind of.

[Sass]

He's talking on the team, though.

[Ron]

Yeah. His current and former teams and his coaches and I think he.

[Francis]

Who did he.

[Ron]

What. What do you say about Jabari. Jabari Smith? He's like, he. I think he just called him retarded.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

But it was something else. He had a good modifier on retarded. Maybe he's like functionally or something.

[Shane Gillis]

Just low key retarded.

[Ron]

That's nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Then.

[Sass]

And then they were going after like, like the. What was the juicy. The one that. It was like. He was like, man, looks like she's with Herbo now. And then someone replied and they were like, dude, aren't you about to play in one minute?

[Ron]

You said it in the group chat.

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, in like a Twitter group chat with just like random NBA fans and KD under a burner and he's know it's him. Yeah. And he's messaging them like drama one minute before the game starts.

[Ron]

Do you think that there is gaming buddies? Because the Bond people have with gaming dudes, they've never met before is the strongest bond that people have. Like, didn't Jersey Jerry have his boy Ravioli or something like that, who's like, his best friend? He, like, come.

[Sass]

I don't know if him and Ravioli. I think Ravioli quit it. And then he had to stop playing. Quit?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

He rang the bell.

[Sass]

He rang the bell.

[Shane Gillis]

He wasn't built for it.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Bush got too old and too high.

[Shane Gillis]

He just couldn't. Too old, too high. Time, dude. Can't keep smoking weed and gaming like that.

[Sass]

No, you really can't.

[Ron]

You have to pick. You really just.

[Sass]

And it's really. It's like. It's sickening. It's devastating.

[Ron]

Or it's just time for you to be a CEO. Like, you're not a player anymore. You don't.

[Shane Gillis]

You're not.

[Ron]

You're like Kendrick Lamar. Your best rapping's behind you. You just got to be a CEO now.

[Shane Gillis]

Know.

[Sass]

I just wonder what would have happened if I applied myself at the right age.

[Ron]

You'll never know, bro.

[Sass]

Just like, 22, almost 25. It's over.

[Ron]

You should hear.

[Shane Gillis]

You still this young? I feel like I've known you for 10 years. Every time I meet him, he gets younger.

[Sass]

I was probably 19 when we met.

[Shane Gillis]

Is that when you started comedy?

[Sass]

Yeah, around then.

[Shane Gillis]

God damn it. I was making you drink. Maybe I'm a pedophile. That's crazy.

[Ron]

We were pinching another shot.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

No. Me and my wife went to multiple bars with him while he had fake IDs, and he'd just be getting X's on his hands.

[Sass]

Yeah, we almost got kicked. I almost got Roan and his wife kicked out of a bar because of me. That was, like, one of the worst moments of my life.

[Shane Gillis]

What were you doing in there?

[Sass]

They were on. They were in Nashville, like, on Vac. We, Me and Ron had to go film something in Nashville, but then he was like, I'm extending the trip through the weekend, and my wife's gonna come down, like, vacation. And then I was like, all right, cool. I'll stay too. And then it turned into, like, him and his wife with me and my buddy, and we're both waiting in line at the bar while the dude's like, these are fake. Like, you're not getting.

[Francis]

Like.

[Sass]

He's like. He's got, like, flashlights up to the IDs, and it was just.

[Ron]

He put the X's. And then we were still drinking. We were, like, passing them drinks in.

[Sass]

The Barone, bought us beers when we got in, and then we all got thrown out.

[Ron]

Nice.

[Francis]

I was like.

[Sass]

It was a good time.

[Shane Gillis]

How did you carry on up the first time? Because I think. Wasn't I there for that at the stand?

[Sass]

No, no.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, okay. I was there. One of the first times you went up.

[Sass]

Definitely one of the first times. I don't remember how old I was when I started. I guess it was probably. It was like, June or you starting.

[Shane Gillis]

To see any results or.

[Sass]

Still working on it, but I don't remember. I guess I was probably 20.

[Shane Gillis]

Nice.

[Sass]

Around then, maybe. Maybe 19. I don't know.

[Ron]

What did you think of his set that you saw at that time? Do you remember any. Any takeaways?

[Sass]

I don't think he watched it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I don't know if I watched it.

[Sass]

It's probably awful. I think I bombed.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. It's pretty hard the first couple times.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Really? Especially upstairs at the stand. Oh, yeah, you bomb now.

[Sass]

They had. That was before they had the curtain.

[Shane Gillis]

There's no curtains. It was just an open restaurant. It's just a restaurant.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Oh, people could see loud music.

[Sass]

Blasting music.

[Shane Gillis]

You just bomb.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I was in there once in, like, five waiters came in at the same time.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

There's, like, five separate tables. Everybody got a pizza.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I was just bombing. And the whole show just stopped for everyone to get their pizza.

[Sass]

If you go first or second. If you go first or second on one of those shows, like, you're. There's. There's a lot of times where there's more wait staff in the room than audience.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And it's just. No one's paying. You're taught. You're telling your jokes and you're looking at people just not. Yeah. Not even paying attention.

[Shane Gillis]

There's, like, a girl podcaster on the lineup, so the whole audience is just 20. 20 girls that are just. They hate me every time. I would do those shows, but I'm not coming up here anymore. I'm not doing this anymore. I don't need this. And they'd all be like, you're. You're terrible, aren't you?

[Ron]

You're still grinding it up there, though, Sass, right?

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Francis]

Exactly.

[Sass]

I run that room.

[Shane Gillis]

Exactly.

[Ron]

And you made it your business.

[Sass]

The king of the upstairs.

[Shane Gillis]

You're the king of New York.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You run New York right now.

[Sass]

I run the country now.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm running right now.

[Ron]

I saw Clav in the city this weekend. I don't know if you still.

[Sass]

I know. I'm surprised you didn't run into him, because you were out with T. Yeah.

[Ron]

I saw the Top G this weekend. I saw him. He was at the. I was staying at a hotel for Valentine's Day, and I saw Tate go scurrying by.

[Francis]

Can I give you a little bit of a hard time? Of course.

[Ron]

Why are you asking?

[Francis]

Ron did a staycation. Yeah, I think that is. I spend money on dumb. I think that is the single most insane use of money I have, and people do it all the time.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Staying in a hotel within five minutes of your permanent home, I can't justify it.

[Ron]

Get. Get kid. Get kids.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, and watch.

[Ron]

Dude, you. You have to get out of your house.

[Francis]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Ron]

You have to get out of there or you're kicking them out. You're putting them in the nice hotel and just having them head for themselves. You need a little bit of time.

[Francis]

Fair enough.

[Ron]

It's. It is. It was a nuts move. It's so crazy, but it felt good.

[Sass]

I mean, it must have been a nice hotel. Well, if top GS there.

[Ron]

The top G walked by. He, like, strolled into dinner.

[Francis]

Is that Andrew Tate?

[Sass]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ron]

Andrew Tate walked into dinner. I, like, sent him, like, a sneaky video.

[Sass]

Was Tristan there?

[Ron]

Tristan was not there. No. Tristan Tate, brother.

[Francis]

Oh, who's that?

[Sass]

His brother.

[Francis]

Oh, there. Okay.

[Ron]

Adam, his trafficker in arms.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. I thought he wasn't allowed to leave the country.

[Sass]

No, he wasn't allowed back now, but now he's back in Hungary. No, he wasn't allowed in the United States.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh.

[Sass]

For like, a day.

[Francis]

Why?

[Sass]

We cleared it up.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Ron]

Yeah, we were at the. We were at, like, the bar area, and he walked into dinner, and while he was in dinner, there were these two guys or these two girls over in the corner with, like, an older lady. And at first my wife and I thought that, like, we're like, oh, that's like their mom taking them out. But the one had, like, a ridiculously low cut shirt, and the other one was, like, taller with, like, a red dress and, like, stringy hair. And I was like, like, no, that's the madam. And these two girls are working. And then when Tate walked out, he was, like, red, and she just fought. She just followed him out.

[Sass]

That's crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

Dan. You saw him do this.

[Ron]

He just went red.

[Shane Gillis]

Is that a true thing? Because that's crazy.

[Sass]

That's nuts.

[Ron]

No, that's not true. That's a. There's, like, a Chris Berman story of walking into a bar and being, like, red beckoning with the.

[Sass]

I thought that actually happened. I mean, I would. I wouldn't have doubted.

[Ron]

No, my real. Yeah, my real story was at. On the last day, I was like, walking through the spot. We had like, a couple's massage and like, the biggest bodyguard I've ever seen in my life walked in at like 6, 6, 8. Just like, you'd hate to sleep in this divot. It was fucking massive. And right behind him. I couldn't tell at first. And I was like, like, I think.

[Shane Gillis]

That'S half pipe sleeping, that you might launch out the other end.

[Ron]

Snow angel of a divot in his bed. But walking behind him was Jay Z walking in there. I couldn't tell if it was Jay Z. And HOV walked into the spa and I, like, did my massage. And then I got to the. Like, I walked to the sauna after the fact and like, Jay Z was like outside the sauna, like, like, cranking it up. I sat down inside and the alarm started going off because he cranked it up too loud, too high. And then a maintenance guy comes, fixes it, and then he, like, goes back inside and closed the door all the way and cranks it up again. And this happened like three times. The maintenance guy was like, we just have to keep the door a little bit cracked. And Jay Z was just like, in Europe, the. The sauna in. In Europe, the saunas go up to 194. Like, here they only go to 100. So, like, nobody just like, does his.

[Francis]

Bodyguard go into the sauna with him?

[Ron]

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Sass]

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Francis]

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[Sass]

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[Ron]

Let'S talk about quints. Quince the best. I was wearing a quince sweater this weekend.

[Francis]

Yeah. Instead of my sweater that I got.

[Ron]

You, I also wore that sweater. I wore two sweaters and such high quality at quints that I kind of got the same compliments and looks.

[Francis]

I can't be mad at you for for opting for your quint sweater over my rat.

[Ron]

I opted for both sweaters. I wore both sweaters and they were both beloved.

[Francis]

Loved. The quince sweaters are nicer than my rat sweaters. I'll be honest.

[Ron]

Well, a well dro well built wardrobe is about pieces that work together and hold up over time.

[Francis]

That's right. Balance.

[Ron]

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[Francis]

I want to talk about this but one of the coolest things I ever saw was when the the UN General assembly was in session or something. I went to Nobu in Tribeca and there was a table of dignitaries having dinner. I didn't know them, but you could just tell because it was like people from seven different countries and they had the whole back half of the restaurant. And then in front of them were two tables of secret service agents, all of whom were enormous, wearing suits and ties, earpieces, squiggly ear pierces. And their two tables were basically buffering the dignitaries from the rest of the restaurant.

[Shane Gillis]

Kids table.

[Francis]

Yes. And they were eating humongous plates of Nobu sushi. And I just couldn't help but think like, like, my God, that's going on the tax bill. Like, this is their job, is they're getting to eat, like, and, and they're so big that they need, you know, hundreds and hundreds of dollars of sushi. That's where they are for dinner. And I, I, that was one of my favorite things I saw.

[Sass]

Yeah, that would be a good job.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

It's so nice.

[Francis]

You've got to do what they're doing.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Which I thought was awesome.

[Ron]

Do you think that they get to do anything else? Like, have you ever watched the videos of Met or. Yeah. Messi's bodyguard? It's like a bald dude that, like, he's on his body at all times and he'll like, sprint up if someone even comes on the field.

[Francis]

Yeah. He runs so fast across the field when someone gets on the field. Yeah.

[Sass]

Like, kills the kid.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

He's snapped.

[Sass]

He walks over and the kids. Blood's coming out of. Yeah. So nice to meet you.

[Francis]

What really happened is the kid, the kid gets there and Messi starts, like, taking his shirt off to give it to him. And then I have to imagine the bodyguards. Like, what am I even doing here?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah, you're totally, yeah. Going against our policy.

[Sass]

Yeah. I guess it's just like, in case.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Do you think that guy has. What's his vacation, like a week, a year, two weeks a year? And then every other moment he has to be on the body.

[Francis]

I wonder.

[Sass]

Probably getting paid so much money, though.

[Francis]

Probably has someone tag in.

[Ron]

There's no way he could find love. It's probably so hard for him to find love.

[Sass]

Messi's guard.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Why?

[Shane Gillis]

I bet it's really easy, you think.

[Ron]

That to find love, lust. Sure, sure.

[Francis]

But.

[Sass]

Limerence, perhaps you think that he's.

[Ron]

Can have a stable relationship.

[Sass]

Definitely.

[Ron]

You don't think there's a.

[Sass]

You don't think there's a girl out there who's like, yeah, I guess I will fly with you and Messi everywhere for the rest of my life.

[Ron]

I don't think that that's how it's working. Yeah. He wouldn't allow that because then he's going to be protecting the girl and he's going to forget about Messi.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. What if the girl and him get in a fight?

[Francis]

Right.

[Ron]

What side are you taking?

[Sass]

Yeah, well, you'd have to take Messi's. But then you say to the girl, you say, you knew about this when you signed up for this. You knew there was a chance of this happening. And I'm going with Messi.

[Ron]

How much of a would the girl be? Is she just starting with a messy. The meal ticket?

[Francis]

Any.

[Shane Gillis]

Any girl on earth.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

After the third hangout. He's kind of a dick.

[Ron]

You laugh harder.

[Shane Gillis]

Why do you always do what he says? You should be the one.

[Ron]

Stand up for yourself.

[Shane Gillis]

What a dick. Yeah.

[Sass]

Messi's a prick.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That guy. Tired of his Ronaldo all the way.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Is Messi playing in the World cup again?

[Sass]

I don't know.

[Ron]

I presume so. Because he's still playing. Like, why wouldn't Argentina want him back?

[Francis]

No, for sure. I just, I. I thought that the last World cup was the last one he was going to play.

[Sass]

And for when is the World Cup? Soon.

[Shane Gillis]

This summer. Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

You guys watch any of the Olympics this week?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, a lot of it.

[Sass]

The quad God took a nasty fall in the final. I didn't see this done.

[Ron]

I only saw a still photo of it. Describe it to me.

[Francis]

I mean, he didn't feel comfortable. The pressure got to him.

[Sass]

The lights were too bright. That's what it came down to.

[Francis]

He didn't even. He went in to do a quad and it just did a single.

[Sass]

He did a single straight up. Fell on the next one.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That's so bad. You know, it's going to define his life. Like there's not gonna be a day that ever goes by.

[Sass]

I mean, it sucks for these.

[Francis]

Didn't cry, which made me think he might be straight.

[Sass]

He's straight, I think. Yeah. I think he's one of the straight ones. But you can tell because he never wears like Dune. Yeah, he'll look like Zelda walking out.

[Shane Gillis]

The straight guys dress like pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Sass]

Yeah, literally. It's weird.

[Shane Gillis]

The gay guys, really gay though. And they have thick asses.

[Sass]

Yeah, they all big asses.

[Ron]

So is he quad guy? He's not quad God because he has big quads.

[Francis]

Because the speed skater from Wisconsin or wherever the he is. Did you see his quads? They had a two side photo. It was his quads versus Saquon Barkley's.

[Sass]

And his were bigger.

[Francis]

It was. Yeah, it was almost disgusting.

[Shane Gillis]

Skaters gay too?

[Sass]

A little bit, probably. I don't think fully though.

[Shane Gillis]

If you skate outside of hockey, you're gay.

[Ron]

Yeah, probably gay.

[Francis]

Blake.

[Sass]

I hate. I don't even. I don't even wear skates that aren't hockey skates. Like if I got that spike on the front, I'm sawing it off. I don't want that. I don't want that.

[Ron]

I didn't even Know there was a difference now how straight I am.

[Francis]

I think the speed skaters might be.

[Shane Gillis]

I think they're straight.

[Francis]

Straight.

[Sass]

Have you ever seen their skates? They have, like, two blades.

[Francis]

Scary.

[Sass]

They have, like, two blades and they're like.

[Shane Gillis]

I watched. I watched a good one. I was watching the downhill, like, the big, big air jump. Jump.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And a guy just got knocked out. It's pretty great. He landed straight on his back, and then to stretch him out.

[Ron]

That's so brutal.

[Shane Gillis]

It just kept showing, like a Norwegian guy with, like, a Viking helmet, like, blown horns. And everyone was like, this guy just landed flat on his back after flying, like, 80ft in the air.

[Sass]

It is pretty crazy. Like, the nerves must get to them because it's the. The sports that they're competing in are so, like, niche sports.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And then they, like, 90% of them up brutally. Like, it seems like they barely know.

[Francis]

How to do it.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, they're.

[Sass]

They're like. I think this is how it. How it's done.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Like, the bobsledding people, the losing. I watch the L. That's like the single person one. They. Every single person up.

[Francis]

How they just all.

[Sass]

They just. They're slamming into the sides off the drum.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sass]

And once you hit the side, once.

[Ron]

You'Re just done, you're rattling.

[Sass]

Because then it's like when you get speed wobble. When you're skateboarding now, you're just banging the sides on both ends for the next two minutes.

[Ron]

The only one I saw was the bro who went in backwards. Was it a Japanese bro or something like that? It was like, the finish. They were doing, like, a simultaneous race one day.

[Sass]

Oh, the moguls.

[Ron]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Sass]

I think that was accident.

[Ron]

Yeah. But still.

[Francis]

Still cool.

[Ron]

Sick.

[Sass]

Still impressive.

[Shane Gillis]

These guys would go down the jump backwards, some of them.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, the giant ramp down. They would.

[Francis]

It was hitting it. Switch. Terrifying. Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah. It's so nuts.

[Sass]

You.

[Ron]

You still skiing? No.

[Francis]

No.

[Sass]

We got to get out there. I want to go skiing bad. After watching all this Olympics.

[Shane Gillis]

The skiing's fun.

[Francis]

Snow in the west is the worst this year that it's been in many years.

[Sass]

I heard they got. I heard they got to get dumb and tell Rod this weekend, though. Really not a foot.

[Francis]

Wow. Okay.

[Ron]

When we were with finance, he was talking about a snow. A ski trip that you guys took.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that was. It was. He hit the moguls, and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I was. I went to the bottom, and he Was like, I'm gonna hit the movie the Moguls. And I was like, all right. He had no idea where the moguls were. He thought they were ramps that you go off the top of. He just gets to the top, goes off the first one, and just Yard sale everything. He fell on, like, the second ramp.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Had to roll down.

[Sass]

I did the moguls once on a double black diamond, and I. I hit the first one, flew 30ft into the air. I double ejected from my skis and landed under the. Under the gondola or whatever chairlift. And I got the wind kicked out of me. And so there's people going above me, and I'm laying on the ground, like. And people are like, are you okay? And I'm like.

[Francis]

It's the altitude.

[Shane Gillis]

I went skiing once with a girl in Vermont, in Killington, and I was like, I can ski. I didn't skied since. Since eighth grade. We're going up the lift. You can see clouds at the top of the mountain. I was like, holy. And then we got off the lift, and I couldn't ski, so I just fell. I landed, and my one ski was under me, and I was like, I literally. I can't even get up. And she peed her pants.

[Sass]

Did you actually get taken down on this?

[Shane Gillis]

No. I figured it out. So long to stand up, I feel.

[Ron]

Like it'd be so scary because I haven't skied since seventh or eighth grade either. And, like, I would never d. To think that I could ski after that. Like, that. I feel like even your leg muscles would be like.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

By day three, I was. I was about done.

[Francis]

Were you. You weren't a border?

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Francis]

I can. I can picture you on a snowboard.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Sass]

That's crazy. I thought you snowboarded, to be honest.

[Shane Gillis]

That's. That's absurd.

[Sass]

I can see it.

[Francis]

What's the nearest ski mountain to where you grew up?

[Shane Gillis]

It's a place called Ski Round Top. It was very close. Yeah.

[Francis]

Was it decent size or.

[Shane Gillis]

No, it's pretty small. Yeah. That's why I thought I could ski.

[Ron]

There's the Penn State one that's, like, super tiny. People just rip down it. I know that you've been to some insane one, so I know you dropped off a helicopter in Switzerland or something.

[Francis]

I've never. I've never done any heli skiing. I'd like to. There's this cool thing now called 11 experiences that does in Iceland. And you ski down to the. To the lake. Oh, wow. So there's, like, just Water in front of you. You hel. Ski fresh track. And then there you stay to watch fresh tracks. Yeah, you stay. You stay in a lodge and they have, like, a chef. And it's a really elevated experience.

[Sass]

That's pretty sick.

[Francis]

I'd like to do it.

[Shane Gillis]

You love the awesome experiences.

[Francis]

I really do.

[Shane Gillis]

You do?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I see why. That was a great dinner.

[Francis]

Yeah, that was fun. That was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

But the book ideas. Just the one I was telling you that you should write.

[Ron]

Is that your story?

[Shane Gillis]

No, it's his. But just an exaggerated version.

[Ron]

No, I'm saying, like, your biography. Because I think Francis has like a.

[Shane Gillis]

No, I don't want biography. I'm saying he should write a fiction about a guy who should be CIA and looks like a spy. And it's like, at nice places and it's just a buffoon. It's like, oh, there's fresh powder. Takes his shirt off and does push ups. The. Is this guy doing.

[Ron]

I'm sure. Or a show? Like, you need to write your own vehicle. You gotta get a vehicle.

[Shane Gillis]

I heard the snow this year is the worst the west has seen. Just does push us.

[Francis]

I gave up. I gave up on trying to not be myself a long time ago.

[Shane Gillis]

No, it's nice.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I think you're great.

[Francis]

I have to just be me.

[Ron]

That video you sent us today was hilarious. And it's a good sentiment.

[Francis]

I thought that there was. I was thinking about how it might. Well, I'm genuinely a little surprised at this point that my name has not come up in the Epstein files. He was at Harvard, heavily involved with. While I was there.

[Ron]

That means he chose not to invite you to stuff.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, boys get invited.

[Francis]

I have classmates who are in the files. I have people I know very well.

[Shane Gillis]

What were you doing that would get you into the files?

[Francis]

There was a. There was a theatrical group called the Hasty Pudding Theatricals that.

[Shane Gillis]

It's like them.

[Francis]

It's like the Lampoon. It's like similar, you know, many, many hundreds of years old or whatever. Whatever theater troupe. They do the whole show in drag. And my. My freshman year roommate was the president of it. And Epstein donated to that group through a guy who was also in the Final Club. He was a major benefactor of the Final Club I was in. What are you donating to the theatricals? Because they travel and they put the show on the road and stuff, but also their production costs and all that.

[Sass]

They let them use their plane.

[Francis]

I mean, I would think I would taste their kids. The guy who. The guy who was like, he was donating through who? And this guy. I mean, this guy shows up 150 times.

[Sass]

That's got to be tough.

[Francis]

Yeah, but he gave a lot of money to the club that I was a member of.

[Sass]

I mean, no one said he was bad all the time.

[Ron]

No, he had great taste in comedy clubs. He loved the Hasty Pudding. Whatever the Hasty Pudding would put on, you would not miss it.

[Sass]

Dude, they did.

[Francis]

They had. Every year they had a man and a Woman of the year, and it was always a celebrity. And they would do a parade for them down Mass Ave. Oh, wow. In, like, a Bentley. And it was always in, like, a convertible. And they'd have them seated up, and then the whole cast, all these guys in drag would be, like, around the. The. It was Anne Hathaway and James Franco one year. The next year was Charlize Theron and. And, oh, my God, Christopher Walken. It was a big deal. And I remember the year it was Charlize Theron. I was walking alongside the car and I thought she was the most beautiful person I'd ever seen in my entire life. I've never seen a person like that. I wasn't.

[Shane Gillis]

I wasn't even drag Secret Service.

[Francis]

I wasn't. I never.

[Shane Gillis]

Be really embarrassing if, like, a JFK situation happened. I know everyone's in dresses and Hathaway got her head blown off. And the Hasty Puddings are trying to scoop us back in.

[Ron]

Pulling, blowing guns for their garters.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That's nasty. So does that mean that he. He was. Did he see the Hasty Pudding perform? Who, Epstein?

[Sass]

Jeff.

[Francis]

Yeah, I'm sure he did.

[Ron]

So he saw you perform?

[Francis]

I wasn't in it.

[Ron]

Oh, got it.

[Francis]

Got it. I never could because of sports.

[Ron]

Got it.

[Sass]

But you would have any. Any other interests.

[Francis]

He's.

[Ron]

He's a renaissance.

[Francis]

You can't, like. You can't look into a building funding or. Or a book there without finding that he had his hands on it somehow.

[Ron]

I heard you love the acapellas.

[Francis]

Yeah, I'm sure he did. I mean, dude, he was.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't think I hate anything more than a acapella, especially a college Harvard acapella group.

[Francis]

I did audition for the Den and Tonics.

[Shane Gillis]

Den and Tonics?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I mean, that's the Dins. I mean, they've all got final rights.

[Shane Gillis]

These are, like, bad quizo names. I heard that. A quiz. I'd be like that.

[Francis]

The Dins and the Crocodillos were the two. The two big groups.

[Sass]

What was the biggest one?

[Francis]

Probably the Crocs. I was going to say of the Yale's Whiffin Poof.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. The what?

[Francis]

The Whiffin Poofs. The Poofs.

[Sass]

The Whiffin Poofs. And they.

[Francis]

By the way, the Whiffin Poofs. I mean both the Crocs and the. And the Poofs every year the Whiffin Poofs are only seniors at Yale and they have to take a whole year off from college because if you get into the WIFs. I think this is true. They do a seven continent tour over the course of a year. China, Japan. It's massive.

[Ron]

It's probably the best time of their life though.

[Francis]

They get a door deal, they might get paid.

[Shane Gillis]

They're only seven. Is that Antarctica?

[Ron]

They're going to Antarctica.

[Francis]

This was back when Australia was considered a continent.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it still is.

[Francis]

Isn't it a. It's a continent and a country though. Yeah.

[Ron]

No, but New Zealand is part of the continent of Oceania.

[Francis]

Australasia.

[Shane Gillis]

Right now it's Australasia.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Ron]

I don't know about that.

[Francis]

Oceana's from 1984.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but I think it's still called that.

[Francis]

Is it right?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. No, isn't it?

[Ron]

We're getting some nods and some thought.

[Sass]

It was just Australia. I thought that was the continent.

[Shane Gillis]

The continent's Australia, but I'm saying it wrong.

[Francis]

Says both is Oceana from 1984.

[Shane Gillis]

No, it's.

[Francis]

What's that one called?

[Shane Gillis]

I think it's something like that.

[Sass]

Australasia.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it was just using that.

[Francis]

Boy, I'm confused. I don't feel great cuz it had.

[Shane Gillis]

Too many cocktails at the dinner.

[Ron]

Super diarrhea that you didn't get out.

[Shane Gillis]

Do you remember singing? You were blacked out and you're like, shane, I could have been a crocodile.

[Ron]

How can there be?

[Shane Gillis]

Oh Francis, you've done it again. I have to go.

[Francis]

Dude. They perform in. In tails. They wear full tuxedos with tails, green bow ties and white gloves. Like the guy who cut our burger.

[Sass]

Wait, what are the tails like crocodile tails?

[Francis]

No, no. Tails are an even more like elevated version of black tie.

[Sass]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The long jacket. Yeah, yeah. I thought you meant literal like they wore crocodile tails.

[Shane Gillis]

No, they should.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Do you know that Eaton Boys College, Eaton Preparatory School in England. The where like all the royal family, princes and all that go, they have their. Their outfit for school as middle schoolers is tails.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That's awful. They were tales to like science and.

[Ron]

It'S called Eden Boys. A little on the nose.

[Sass]

Jesus Christ.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, their sister school sucking boys.

[Ron]

Do you think that there's anybody that just said no to Epstein? It seemed like he had his way.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Rogan had showed me that email, like, a while ago.

[Ron]

What was the. I didn't see it.

[Shane Gillis]

I forget exactly who the guy was that invited him, but was like, come meet with these people. And he was like, no.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Weirdos.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Wasn't it like, after he had already been. Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Trump. Trump was also not. There was a one thing where he was not happy about it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I. I remember that. That was before all the new ones came out, but I don't know.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

After years and years of having the time of his life, he finally cut him off.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Sometimes like LeBron and Drake.

[Shane Gillis]

Sometimes you go, bro, we gotta stop chilling. You crazy.

[Sass]

This is the ninth baby you've eaten this week.

[Francis]

Got to be.

[Shane Gillis]

You've had too many babies.

[Sass]

No, we have guests coming this weekend.

[Shane Gillis]

Frank, you would have dominated that island.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah, Running.

[Shane Gillis]

All right, I'll have one more baby.

[Sass]

Or no.

[Ron]

He'd be like, waking people up hungover. He'd be like, I made a fresh round of babies.

[Shane Gillis]

You won't believe. I dropped the babies on the floor. I blew it. I'm going home. I spilled the baby. Jeffrey, I have to tell you something. I spilled some of the babies earlier.

[Francis]

I've started calling. I've started calling, like, I do a joke in my set about it, and I call, like, of age, women mainlanders, which I think is pretty funny. Yeah.

[Ron]

That is damn good. It would have just been nice to get an insult or an invite so you could decline on your own terms.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. I just. It's crazy.

[Sass]

Declining is definitely the best spot you could be in right now.

[Ron]

So if you're on it.

[Francis]

Yeah, Right.

[Sass]

Worst spot is Elon Musk.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. It's an embarrassing. Come on, dude.

[Sass]

Come on, man. I'm looking for a good night. He's like. He's. He's like. He's like, I'm not looking for any relaxed night. I'm looking for your wildest night. And then the reply is like, we've actually decided to cancel the weekends.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

On Christmas Day.

[Francis]

Sorry, Elon, we're closed for a private event. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You know how brutal that hang must be if pedophiles are like, I'm not gonna a kid this weekend.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm gonna take a weekend off.

[Sass]

Oh, Elon's coming. I'll go to Diddy's party.

[Ron]

I'll just have kids at Home just ordering kids. Him and Dershowitz, they were killing Alan Dershowitz. They're like, this guy's brutal, shitty hanging.

[Sass]

But it does make you wonder, like, Woody Allen, was he just like. Like everyone? It seemed like everyone loved Woody Allen. No one had a bad thing to say about him.

[Shane Gillis]

Was he at the island?

[Sass]

Oh, lived there.

[Ron]

He's the worst. I can't get on board with any of his movies. I hate all of his movies.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I don't really like him.

[Ron]

Even the, like, Midnight in Paris, the ones that he's not even in.

[Francis]

I liked Midnight in Paris.

[Shane Gillis]

I was gay when that came out.

[Sass]

I love that movie.

[Shane Gillis]

That's so.

[Francis]

Depiction of Hemingway is really good. It's really funny.

[Ron]

What if I ran into all the heroes?

[Shane Gillis]

I watched it again when I was older, and I was like, this shit's gay.

[Sass]

I think I watched it again recently, and I was like, still holds up.

[Francis]

Yeah. I watched it on the flight home from Paris and I was like, that was the exact experience I had.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Who are the other, like, ghosts that he runs into?

[Francis]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Gertrude Stein. It's all the Lost generation writers, but famously. Did you read Movable Feast?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

There's that scene where he goes to. He goes to Gertrude Stein's house, and he's hanging out in the house waiting for her, and he hears her having sex with another woman. And he alludes to it in a Movable Feast, but in a very veiled way. And I think it, like, shook him because I don't know if he knew that she was getting gay. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

That would throw you off.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I told you, when I read Sun Also Rises, I didn't know. First time I read it, I didn't know his dick got blown off.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

He's in the whole book I'm reading. I'm like, what the is the hold up here?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Why doesn't he just get with this girl? They keep saying how much they love each other.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That's what that book's about.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. What is his dick out.

[Ron]

Is that Obama's favorite book or something like that?

[Shane Gillis]

It's a good book, but the first time I read it, I was very confused.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Then I reread it, and it's really early in the book, you find out about it, and I was like, somehow I missed that chapter.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And then was mad the entire book.

[Francis]

What's her name again that that woman calls her by her last name. And it's like, I think. And it's something very boy's name. Yeah. Yeah. Can we look that up. What is it?

[Shane Gillis]

Brett. Brett.

[Francis]

Brett. Yeah. Good memory. Yeah.

[Sass]

Brett's a tough girl's name. That's like a tough man's name.

[Shane Gillis]

No, you really like Brett when you read the book?

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She saw it, but she's with another guy and it's kind of tragic. And the other guy's a doofus. And she admits that, but she won't be with the protagonist because he's impotent, because he's.

[Sass]

What's the guy? What's the other guy's name? Ashley.

[Shane Gillis]

No, but they're all like. They're all like Harvard guys. He's a Jewish guy that was a boxer or something.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, but that part, the Paris part of that is quick.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then he goes down to. To Spain.

[Shane Gillis]

You'd like it. I think there's some fishing in it.

[Francis]

Yeah, there's a lot of fishing.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

I'm dying to get on the water. It's been too long.

[Ron]

You ever go fly fishing?

[Shane Gillis]

No. My dad did. I. I didn't have it.

[Ron]

He took us. It was. I mean, it was brutal for me.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it sucks.

[Ron]

He didn't say a word about what to do. But I want to try it again. You could just.

[Shane Gillis]

Regular fishing's fun.

[Sass]

Regular fishing's fun.

[Francis]

You gotta go. You gotta go in New Zealand.

[Ron]

You gotta go.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm not going to New Zealand. Fly fishing here, it's good there.

[Francis]

It's the best.

[Shane Gillis]

Best.

[Sass]

It is.

[Francis]

It is the best there is.

[Sass]

Maybe Iceland or Patagonia could.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

But it's definitely the. One of the best, if not the best. You know what's funny? That photo that everyone's making fun of of Dave with that fish. That fish, the A permit. It's like the hardest fish in the world to catch.

[Ron]

Yeah. You were steaming, man.

[Sass]

I was fired up when I saw people were like making fun of him. I was like, what are they making.

[Shane Gillis]

Fun of shitty fish or something?

[Ron]

Body.

[Sass]

They were making fun of his body and the size of the fish. They were like tiny ass fish.

[Ron]

I thought his obliques looked great.

[Shane Gillis]

Great.

[Ron]

He had one oblique that was back me up on this franchise.

[Sass]

I mean, he.

[Ron]

One oblique that looked nice.

[Francis]

I only looked at the fish.

[Sass]

I didn't think his bod looks that bad. Nor does it mean real.

[Ron]

I think it looked fine.

[Sass]

I hope I look like that when I'm 50.

[Ron]

Right. That's what I mean. People are bodying.

[Sass]

Yeah. I have tits now.

[Ron]

At 25. Not drinking.

[Sass]

Yeah. I can't imagine what 30 more years is going to look like Harry's gonna be.

[Francis]

You're gonna be so slouched at 50 that you're like, gonna just have to roll down the street.

[Sass]

I know I'm gonna have to.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, you're gonna roll. Like upstairs at the stand in 25 years. The room's getting better. They put a curtain in.

[Sass]

It is pretty bad.

[Ron]

This is his body.

[Francis]

That's.

[Ron]

It's a man's body. It's not a bad body, a man's body. Look at his left oblique or his right oblique. Left in the picture. That's a nice looking oblique. A fine oblique.

[Shane Gillis]

Right.

[Sass]

Not to mention the permit that he got.

[Francis]

Oblique mill over here.

[Sass]

We're really glossing over. Like, I would be. I would never stop talking about it if I caught that fish.

[Ron]

Why is it hard to catch?

[Sass]

They're just really hard to catch. I don't know why.

[Francis]

Is that how you hold it?

[Sass]

If it's dead? If it's alive, Definitely not.

[Ron]

Dead.

[Francis]

Now.

[Ron]

That'S damn impressive, but I want to get. We got to get back out. I just want to.

[Sass]

You know, I think that was like that, honestly, was probably the last time I went fishing.

[Ron]

Really?

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

We gotta get back.

[Francis]

What. What are. Are you thinking about doing any international tours again?

[Shane Gillis]

No. Ireland and England. Those are sick.

[Francis]

You would never want to go play, like a big theater in Paris or a non English speaking country maybe.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Francis]

Is there a market for you in Argentina?

[Shane Gillis]

I doubt it.

[Francis]

Huh?

[Shane Gillis]

I doubt Argentina. I mean, I heard there's some villages there that might like my shit. There's a couple towns in there.

[Ron]

Who knows how they got there.

[Francis]

That would be cool.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, I know South America.

[Sass]

You don't think you could do Brazil?

[Shane Gillis]

No, I'm doing the halftime show, the world Brazilian Championship.

[Francis]

What I was gonna say isn't, I saw some of the places that Louie's going, and I was like, boy, I feel like they're. I'm surprised.

[Shane Gillis]

There's a lot of English speaking in Europe, for sure.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I think he's going to Japan. He's doing India, isn't he?

[Sass]

Didn't he do Ukraine, like, when the war started?

[Shane Gillis]

That was, like, right at the beginning.

[Sass]

He was there.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't think he went. Yeah, I could be wrong there, because I remember talking to them at the Cellar about it.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Because he was taking Adrian and.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

She was like, I don't know if I should. If I should tell him not to.

[Francis]

I was like.

[Shane Gillis]

I remember being like, russia's not gonna Do. I was like, they're just talking.

[Ron]

Years later, there's no boys left over there.

[Sass]

I went to a restaurant the other day, like, Velseca.

[Shane Gillis]

This friend gave me a gift.

[Sass]

Velka. And I was looking around, and I was like, why do they got all this Ukraine up still? And then I was like, oh, it's a Ukrainian restaurant.

[Ron]

We moved on.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Is.

[Sass]

Feels like, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Begging it.

[Sass]

They haven't updated their decorations.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That's brutal. How was the food?

[Sass]

It was good.

[Ron]

I don't think I've ever had any Ukrainian.

[Sass]

They.

[Francis]

They do.

[Sass]

They do, like, breakfast food.

[Ron]

Where did.

[Shane Gillis]

See you later.

[Ron]

Where did you and Francis go after. After 4 Charles last night?

[Shane Gillis]

Fiddlesticks.

[Sass]

No, really?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

That's crazy guy. That's like a high school kid bar.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, it was just right across the street.

[Sass]

We used to live right next to there. Used to go there, like, every weekend. Yeah, when I was 19.

[Francis]

Pretty fun.

[Sass]

Not a bad bar.

[Shane Gillis]

No, it was good.

[Sass]

Solid pub. Especially on a Sunday night.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, it was empty.

[Sass]

Yeah. Good time. Good time.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Had a couple beers. That's when I realized he was obliterated.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, he's, like, dressed all nice.

[Sass]

That's like. Have you ever seen when Rowan gets hammered?

[Francis]

Armored.

[Sass]

A couple times, like, 30 seconds prior. You're having, like, a normal conversation, and then you go back and he's blacked out, and you're like, what. What happened in the last minute?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a really good. That's really good.

[Francis]

At the.

[Sass]

When you. When you did the cold open for SNL and we went to that party after, I remember, like, I went to the bathroom or something. I came back and Rome was just.

[Ron]

Hammered.

[Shane Gillis]

Was that what you were talking about? Like, Seth Rogen?

[Ron]

Yeah, we were doing magic with Seth Rogen.

[Sass]

He kept on poking Seth roll with Seth Rogen.

[Ron]

He was so nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Awesome.

[Sass]

Oh, yeah. He was cool.

[Shane Gillis]

Frank, what are you up to?

[Francis]

I got. Got something cool. I don't mean to interrupt.

[Sass]

No, no.

[Ron]

You got a breath.

[Shane Gillis]

So we do run downstairs.

[Francis]

It's Monday. We do present Monday.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay.

[Francis]

Presents on Monday. And I got some presents.

[Shane Gillis]

Challenge coins.

[Francis]

These are from Stephen. Stephen's a bomb tech. What? In the army. So these are challenge coins. That's his squadron. What? He gave us one.

[Ron]

Wait, this is just. Were these just for you?

[Francis]

Well, no, he got one for both of you two. But since Harry doesn't value gifts, I think Harry should give his to Shane.

[Shane Gillis]

Harry. You can put that next to your Call of Duty thing. That's like a real gamer.

[Francis]

Yeah, it Is true.

[Ron]

Yeah. Put it on your vest.

[Francis]

And then these are. This is his. These are his patches. That's yours. Hurt Locker, Hurt Locker type stuff.

[Sass]

Oh, I'll take one of those. Real guys, get one of those patches.

[Francis]

Cool, huh?

[Sass]

Give me the bomb one.

[Ron]

What's the Stolen Valley?

[Shane Gillis]

You can wear that to the stand. That could be your patch.

[Ron]

It's like a helmet at Ohio state.

[Shane Gillis]

Luck, guys.

[Ron]

26 bombs.

[Sass]

Sick. I'm gonna start just PR. Like anytime I have to go, like a wedding, I just start pressing this on, just rocking it.

[Francis]

How cool is that challenge? That's a pretty cool one, right?

[Ron]

So what does he get them from?

[Francis]

Well, in the military, you. You get a challenge coin and it's like, Shane, you can probably. I don't. What's.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm not sure.

[Francis]

It's like a.

[Ron]

Is it like once you've done something good?

[Francis]

No, I think. Oh, I don't know. I think it's part of. Just like it represents the squadron you're in or whatever. But I know that the Marine Corps at least, like, I have one from my buddy Luke. And when they're out drinking, if someone says, like, I'm coining you, and they bring out their coin, if you don't have yours on you, you have to like, pay for the drinks or something like that.

[Sass]

You should go to like a veterans bar and pull that.

[Francis]

Do you see anything about challenge coins?

[Sass]

Yeah, you just said it exactly. It represents specific groups and a ritual where you slap.

[Ron]

So we can slap this down now and we can demand drinks from veterans.

[Francis]

Coin someone.

[Sass]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Force bomb guy.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

You're gonna.

[Sass]

You're telling me you don't recognize this?

[Shane Gillis]

Where'd you see.

[Ron]

Where'd you do your pt?

[Sass]

I do missions.

[Shane Gillis]

This is a funny phrase for a bomb squad group. Initial success or total failure? Yeah, I guess.

[Ron]

Yeah, it really describes it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Have you ever seen the. That stolen valor video of the dude in the mall?

[Shane Gillis]

They're always in the mall. That's great.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And he's like, one of the guy's with like his kid and he's like. He's like, what did. What did you. What was your focused in the military? It's like mostly missions. I pretty much just strictly did missions.

[Shane Gillis]

There was a guy that came to just remind me of the story. This guy came to Helium one night. It was a good move. He emailed the headliner and the club separately.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

And was like, I'm an opener for this headliner. And then he emailed, the headliner was like, I'm I'm the opener from the club. So everyone was on board and was like, this guy's the feature. And he had never done stand up in his life. And it reminded me of the stolen valley thing because the owner of the club was like, where do you want the light? And he was like, just on me. They were like, what? And then they said he went out and did one minute. Was like, this is harder than I thought.

[Sass]

That's a crazy move, emailing the booker and the. And the good move.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Sass]

That's insane.

[Ron]

It's genius. But also sociopath.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. You got to be a complete psycho. I'm going to be good at standing.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Sass]

And a show host.

[Shane Gillis]

I'll do 25.

[Sass]

Yeah. He's featuring. He's chilling in the green room while the host is on.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. And Jerry, the guy runs Healing.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

His, like, he was like. I knew we were. When I asked him about the light, he said, just keep it on me. The spotlight.

[Francis]

I was telling Shane and I told you. But Batavia, Illinois, has one of the best comedy clubs in the country.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. The comedy vault is unbelievable.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It's just like. I had no idea. Idea. Top to bottom.

[Sass]

I gotta get out there.

[Francis]

Fantastic.

[Sass]

I gotta get out there stat.

[Ron]

Yeah, we gotta get sass out there. You're gonna love it. How far from Chicago is it?

[Sass]

45 from O'. Hare.

[Francis]

Yeah. It's like an hour and 20 in traffic. Hour and a half. They do things so well. There's so many little things. They don't drop checks until you're done with your headlining set.

[Sass]

Yeah. That is nice.

[Francis]

Just so nice.

[Ron]

But as a fan, it's tough to get out of there. I'll be honest. You're really slowing us down.

[Francis]

Maybe so.

[Ron]

Common men.

[Francis]

Maybe so. So. If that club can do that, though, it does make me wonder why every club doesn't do it.

[Sass]

Because they wanted the show to be over and they want to go home.

[Francis]

Well, they turned the room over for the late show in 20 minutes because I thought it would be like, okay, well, maybe they. They need to turn the room.

[Shane Gillis]

You can ask.

[Francis]

You can ask them to do that.

[Shane Gillis]

You can try. Yeah.

[Francis]

Have you. You've done.

[Shane Gillis]

I did that. Yeah.

[Ron]

He hasn't been in a club in a minute.

[Francis]

No, I know.

[Sass]

No. No one yelling for hot dogs while I'm on.

[Shane Gillis]

A dog. Oh, my God.

[Ron]

All right, I think we're good. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Nice.

[Ron]

Thank you, brother.

[Sass]

Thank you so much.

[Shane Gillis]

Love seeing the growth of the pod, dude.

[Ron]

Thank you.

[Shane Gillis]

You guys are killing.

[Ron]

Yeah. Thank you for king making us by coming on.

[Sass]

We appreciate that. Remember last time you were on? So long ago.

[Ron]

We were. We were all hungover and I think the whole time we're like, like. So what was it like getting kicked off?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah. I had a good like three year podcast run. What was it like?

[Ron]

We were even self aware. We're like. We're not going to ask you, but what was it like?

[Sass]

Yeah, well, you got anything you want to promote?

[Shane Gillis]

No tires in a couple months?

[Sass]

Hell yeah.

[Ron]

Really?

[Francis]

Don't look at me.

[Shane Gillis]

Me, maybe, I don't know. We're working on it.

[Ron]

Love it.

[Shane Gillis]

See if we can get some frank in there.

[Ron]

That be sick.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Hell yes. Appreciate you, brother.

[Sass]

Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you on Thursday. Goodbye.

[Shane Gillis]

That sucked. That sucked. Close was over still still underground so.

[Francis]

I looked older to you.

[Shane Gillis]

Came I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting. More than you listen now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling away that is to your eyes did you realize no one can take me alive.

[Sass]

I was only falling one away.

[Shane Gillis]

Sam.

[Francis]

Did you realize.

[Shane Gillis]

No one could take me alive?