The Night Before Fish Week | Son of a Boy Dad #393

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #393: "The Night Before Fish Week" (April 16, 2026)

Podcast by Barstool Sports
Hosts: Roan, Harry (aka Lil Sasquatch), Francis

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the guys gear up for the highly anticipated "Fish Week," riffing on everything from fishing tactics and outdoor adventures to the pitfalls of concerts, Adderall overprescription in childhood, and oddball personal anecdotes. The show rambles with its signature irreverent energy and friendly teasing as the crew preps for a big fishing trip to Florida, debates live bait ethics, and swaps stories about school, travel, merch, and more.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Early Banter & Movie Tangents

Timestamps: 00:32 – 06:37

• The group launches into a debate about Star Wars movies, Empire Strikes Back vs. Return of the Jedi, and Interstellar's confusing plot.
• Roan notes understanding Interstellar "about 60%" after three viewings.
  • "Somehow I had missed in my previous two viewings of the movie that his daughter is the one that, like, saves Earth." — Roan [04:52]

Memorable Quotes

• "It's crazy that no time travel happens in Star Wars." — Francis [04:02]
• "He gives her the formula on the watch. He's just tipping her off with Morse code." — Francis and Roan [05:47]

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2. Fish Week Excitement & Prepping the Adventure

Timestamps: 07:10 – 25:12

• The core of the episode: excitement and apprehensions for the upcoming Fish Week, targeting tarpon, snapper, and trout in Florida.
• Details on planned captains and gear, the scale of fish to be caught, and the humor in possibly catching ‘Megalodon.’
• Roan playfully overstates: "We're hunting whales...I mean, I'm gonna bring a harpoon." [07:40]
• Harry expresses some nerves about deep-sea fishing: "If I catch a 140 pound fish, I’m going overboard." [09:39]

Key Topics

• The hierarchy of fish to catch
• Outfitting with fish-themed merch (comfort colors vs. cheap Gildan shirts)
• Interpersonal dynamics: trash talk and teasing over fishing skills, blame games, and playful arrogance

Notable Quotes

• "I already got some [drying hook gear] right here...that’s why we got our sweet hook gear." — Harry [09:51]
• "This Fish Week is gonna make the last one look like a festival...We didn’t know what we were doing back then." — Roan [13:53]

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3. Live Bait vs. Lures: The Fishing Ethos Debate

Timestamps: 19:00 – 25:00

• Heated discussion about the "legitimacy" of fishing with live bait versus lures or fly fishing.
• Harry contends using live bait is “cheating.” Roan tries to mediate, finding analogies with other forms of hunting.
• Francis: "Fishing with live bait is to fishing with lures as hunting with rifles is to hunting with a bow." [22:17]
• Harry: "No...if you’re just setting a trap; that’s what live bait is." [22:26]

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4. Fish Week Logistics, Food & Drink Plans

Timestamps: 34:00 – 40:00, 55:19 – 57:00

• Discussion of favorite fish dishes, expectations for eating the catch, and notable Florida restaurants (Pink Elephant).
• Who’s driving? Who’s responsible for logistics? Teasing Harry about being too young for a rental car [34:30].

Quotes

• "I want a salmon that’s been farmed...I don’t want something fresh caught." — Francis [27:02]
• "We’re bringing a Louisville Slugger on the boat...not to eat—just to kill." — Francis [26:19]

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5. Merch Plug & Fish Week Aesthetics

Timestamps: 16:13 – 18:13

• Extended merch plug—debate over t-shirt brands, designs featuring marlins, tarpons, or swordfish.
• Hands-on fashion critique and jokes about shirts being “covered in blunt wraps.”

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6. Music, Concerts & Social Anxiety

Timestamps: 97:00 – 108:08

• The group discusses why they generally hate concerts—crowds, lack of control, "dressing cool," and concert culture at large.
• Roan: "I am deadly afraid of concerts. I cannot think of a worse thing for me to do." [97:46]
• Francis: "Everybody at Coachella thinks they’re the main character in the field." [105:06]
• In-depth talk about their dream concerts, favorite genres, and the difference between outdoor and indoor shows.

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7. Philly Outings, Baseball & Social Stuff

Timestamps: 41:41 – 54:00

• Roan and Francis describe bringing their families to Phillies games, Philly culture, stadium prices, getting razzed by fans, and the “Children’s Day” experience.
• Roan reflects on Philly’s working-class vibe: "They’ve kept their prices honest. It's a great deal." [51:00]
• Plenty of running gags about cookies, tailgate etiquette, and party razzing.

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8. Childhood, Adderall & Academic Pressure

Timestamps: 74:04 – 82:17

• All three hosts share candid stories about taking Adderall and other medications as kids; reflect critically on over-prescription.
• Harry: "I took everything: Adderall, Vivance, Concerta. The doctor wanted to put me on antidepressants at 12." [78:04]
• Roan: "My parents said, ‘No prescriptions. Just belt.’" [79:41]
• Touches on how the drive for grades, sometimes by any means, links back to childhood.

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9. Travel, Real Estate & NYC Apartment Hassles

Timestamps: 110:34 – 113:12

• Harry details the stress of finding a new apartment in New York, broker fees, and living out of boxes.
• Roan and Francis provide veteran advice—debate legality and ethics of broker fees in NYC.
• "I've been living with boxes for 12 days... That's some real hacker shit." — Harry [111:42]

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10. Cultural Tangents & Random Riffs

Timestamps: Throughout

• Discussions range from animal fiction (Redwall books), Scandinavian desserts, favorite fish to eat, bar age restrictions, and quick forays into world events, cars, and hospitality chains.
• Francis laments: "You need to do 10 pushups to scroll. That’s so insane." [127:48]

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11. Movie & TV Recommendations

Timestamps: 117:03 – 118:36

• Francis and Roan discuss The Prestige, Interstellar, and Scandinavian cinema ("The Worst Person in the World").
• Paul Dano’s twin plotline in "There Will Be Blood" comes up as a running cinematic gag.

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12. Episode Close: Plans and Final Thoughts

Timestamps: 130:34 – End

• Teasers for Fish Week episodes, promises of more laughs, travel, misadventures, and reflective gratitude.

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Memorable Quotes & Banter

• "This Fish Week is going to make the last Fish Week look like a festival." — Roan [13:47]
• "I'm not here to fight with you...I just think there's a big difference [live bait vs. lures]." — Harry [19:40]
• "I can't handle weddings anymore...just any place you can't leave when you want." — Roan [98:05]
• "My parents said, ‘No prescriptions, just belt.’" — Roan [79:41]
• "I would kill to get some stogies for the water." — Francis [55:31]

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Highlighted Segments (with Timestamps)

• Star Wars vs. Interstellar Banter: 02:00 – 05:50
• Fish Week Logistics & Fishing Philosophy: 07:25 – 25:00
• Live Bait vs. Lure Debate: 19:00 – 25:00
• Food, Drink & Merch: 27:02, 16:13 – 18:13, 55:19 – 57:00
• Concert & Social Anxiety Discussion: 97:00 – 108:08
• Adderall/School Pressures: 74:04 – 82:17
• Real Estate Struggles in NYC: 110:34 – 112:55
• Movie/TV Recommendations: 117:03 – 118:36

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Tone and Delivery

• Language & Tone: Loose, comedic, irreverent, filled with friendly bickering, beneath-the-surface warmth, and honest self-deprecation.
• Attribution: Roan leads group humor and plans; Harry provides contrarian takes and is the fishing "purist"; Francis riffs on pop culture and plays the instigator/reference point.

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For New Listeners

If you're jumping in here, expect:

• Deep dives into everyday dilemmas among friends: fishing, food, travel, and nostalgia.
• Riffs and tangents that celebrate, roast, and sometimes psychoanalyze each other.
• Ongoing jokes—half inside, half inviting—for a breezy and relatable bro-cast.
• Teaser for the upcoming Fish Week. Prepare for plenty of on-the-water content, bone-deep opinions, and the afterglow (or hangover) of making memories with your guys.

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Transcript

[Francis]

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[Roan]

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[Harry]

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[Roan]

look good. It's disgusting. These ones look good.

[Harry]

No, you're like those like dead dad as well.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. Water expires.

[Harry]

It's in a plastic bottle. Yeah. Price trying to kill me.

[Francis]

Try to get this show on the road. Start us off. You're wasting good.

[Harry]

I'm so tired.

[Francis]

We're about to start talking about took

[Harry]

a tone in last night.

[Francis]

You're still asleep.

[Harry]

I'm gassed. Extra strength.

[Francis]

This is a dream.

[Roan]

I got an interview with UPS later, so don't mind me. Let's not make it weird. Okay, let's not make it weird.

[Harry]

You kind of look like one of those like the. The guys in Star wars when they're fighting in the snow.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. Those guys were cool.

[Harry]

They're badass.

[Roan]

Those are badass.

[Harry]

I mean, the snow parts of Star wars are always the best.

[Francis]

Oh, I hate them. I turn off the snow movies. I'm like, let's fucking go. The one movie starts in the snow. It's like such a slag.

[Harry]

No, it's so dude. The one where he cuts himself down from the ice?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, yeah. You look like those guys.

[Roan]

There was something really weird and erotic about when they Cut the tauntaun open and put it. Put him in the bot and Han put him in the body to warm him up. All the guts spilled out.

[Harry]

It was a little odd.

[Roan]

Didn't love that.

[Harry]

I didn't love that part either. But I do like when he cuts himself down. It's cool.

[Roan]

That's cool.

[Harry]

He uses the Force and he grabs his saber. Yeah, I gotta rewind. I'm gonna rewatch that today.

[Roan]

You know what's odd about that? The whole. The whole series, is that as a kid, I thought Empire Strikes Back was the worst one. Oh, it's the best now that when you grow up, you realize it is the best.

[Harry]

Which one did you like when you were growing up?

[Roan]

I like the Order for me went

[Francis]

Return of the Jedi.

[Roan]

Return of the Jedi one, New Hope two, Empire Strikes Back three. And the reason I didn't like Empire Strikes Back was because bad guys win.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, that's not a bad order, though.

[Francis]

No, I was always Phantom Menace first.

[Harry]

Whoa. I was just like, you have Jar

[Francis]

Jar Binks, you have young Anakin. You're in the pods. You're racing through the canyons.

[Harry]

Phantom Menace.

[Francis]

Phantom Menace was so great. Hayden Christensen acting his ass off Phantom.

[Harry]

That's like being like. Yeah, no, my favorite's actually Rogue One.

[Francis]

Man, the menace was sick.

[Roan]

Whatever Rogue One was. Rogue One. The one where Han is the dad of Adam Driver.

[Harry]

I. I don't even remember, because that actually was. No, no, no, that was.

[Francis]

Oh, where he goes into space and, like, time's moving faster and he goes back and, like, the. The daughter's all grown up.

[Harry]

What was that one?

[Roan]

I think you're thinking of interstellar.

[Francis]

Oh, was that not part of the Star wars universe?

[Roan]

No, no. I get why you would think that

[Francis]

it's crazy that no time travel happens in the Star wars universe.

[Harry]

Well, they travel by light. They travel in light. Light speed.

[Francis]

Yeah. But, like, people don't age back. Back on the planet differently.

[Harry]

They don't.

[Francis]

Physical inconsistencies.

[Harry]

They don't got any of that interstellar.

[Francis]

But, I mean, that's just how time passes. Like, they don't. They don't acknowledge that.

[Harry]

I feel like if I was an interstellar. Like, if you were an interstellar and you had, like, no kids or anything, like, do you think you would. I think I would have chilled for a little bit longer on that planet just to be like you. When you would come back would be a whole new world or the world would have been over, but then you could, like, repopulate then you could repopulate and everyone would be part of you.

[Roan]

I watched that again, and I got 5% more.

[Francis]

Really?

[Roan]

I'm still only at about 60% of understanding that.

[Harry]

Yeah, Yeah, I would agree with that.

[Roan]

Somehow I had missed in my previous two viewings of the movie that his daughter is the one that, like, saves Earth.

[Harry]

I don't know how you miss that.

[Roan]

I know, because she builds the space station.

[Harry]

It's literally just. That's just the ending of the movie.

[Roan]

I know, but. But. Well, maybe I understood it, but here's my question. He gives her the formula for saving her.

[Harry]

He, like, give. He, like, tips her off with the bookshelf with.

[Roan]

What is the message that he, like.

[Harry]

He's, like, talking to her through the books. I forget what he says.

[Roan]

What. Here's how you build a space station that's going to save ear.

[Harry]

I think he, like, gives her what she needs to know what is, like, controlling Earth. I don't know. I don't fucking. It's insanely confusing.

[Roan]

What? Well, there you go. That's.

[Harry]

I'm not disagreeing with you.

[Roan]

What did he give her in his, like, Morse code bookshelf message?

[Harry]

I don't remember exactly because I haven't seen the movie in a little bit, but I just know that that's how he's.

[Roan]

It was the watch. It was the watch that he was meddling with.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Roan]

That's how he was communicating to her. Via Morse code.

[Harry]

Yes. Yes.

[Roan]

And he's just. What? He's just like in the.

[Harry]

So you knew the answer all along? Are you trying to make me look like a fool?

[Roan]

I don't know the answer. I don't know what he gave her.

[Francis]

The watch, you know, how he gave it to her?

[Roan]

Is he giving her, like, you know, put a fucking hex bar here and then plant sod here. You're gonna need this much mulch.

[Harry]

I think she is also really smart.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Harry]

So I think she was able to figure it out. Given what he was able to provide her with. I don't think he had the big solution.

[Roan]

He did.

[Harry]

No, she did. That's why she saved the world.

[Roan]

She went Eureka.

[Harry]

Like, it was kind of like a team kissed.

[Roan]

Chris, Topher, Grace.

[Harry]

Yes, exactly.

[Roan]

Which. I always liked that part.

[Francis]

Why?

[Roan]

I don't know. I thought she deserved love also.

[Harry]

I guess I'm totally wrong because I forget when he comes back that, like, the world is completely different.

[Roan]

Remember, it's like a. Yeah, it goes up.

[Harry]

It's like a big tire.

[Roan]

Want to bring us in? Wanted to let us know where you're starting.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. A little clap in there.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

All right, folks, welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. It is April 13th. It is 1:20pm and we're here live from HQ3. Was I not supposed to say the date?

[Roan]

No, it's fine.

[Harry]

When does this come out?

[Francis]

Thursday next year. In 300 years.

[Roan]

That long?

[Harry]

Yeah, way further than that. Thursday is not bad at all.

[Francis]

Comes out on Thursday. We're on fish week right now.

[Harry]

We are currently on fish week and I. Let me tell you, I am just jonesing to get on the water.

[Roan]

Do you know. Do you know how awesome what we're about to do is.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Roan]

Do you know how cool what we're

[Harry]

about videos last night?

[Roan]

Well, we're hunting whales.

[Harry]

Well, that's not really my cup of tea, but I'll watch.

[Roan]

We're hunting whales. I mean, I'm gonna bring a harpoon.

[Francis]

You have to.

[Roan]

I'm bringing a harpoon and I'm bringing.

[Harry]

When we touch down.

[Roan]

Gun.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I feel like we all should have a gun for the tarpon.

[Roan]

Just.

[Harry]

Just in case. Case you start acting Florida, you know?

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Everyone's got a gun out.

[Roan]

The problem is if you shoot it in the head on the boat, it'll probably go through the boat and then someone's going to have to bail.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Or the bullet could bounce like Lee Harvey Oswald.

[Harry]

Yeah. One of those situations that would be bad.

[Francis]

But not only are we going to be decapitating tarpon, not only are we going to execute tarpon from short range with a Glock, but we are going to also. What? Red snapper.

[Roan]

So the red snapper and the grouper, I learned are 30 miles offshore. So we could have done that on day two. I thought that would be a lot for us.

[Harry]

Yeah. No, because we're fucking shot.

[Roan]

We're going pretty. I think we're going pretty far out for the tarpon too.

[Francis]

We are.

[Roan]

Well, not too far.

[Harry]

Is it going to be like. Because I'll be honest, like, I'm getting a little uneasy right now.

[Francis]

When you can't see land. You don't like it?

[Harry]

I didn't think about it until Tyler

[Francis]

said, that's a tarpon.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Why is there four of them?

[Harry]

There's four. Those are humans. Actually, you're mistaken. It the tarpon was the fish.

[Francis]

Oh,

[Roan]

Such an asshole.

[Francis]

Why the fuck that's so big. It's so shiny.

[Roan]

We're hunting hundred pound whales.

[Harry]

I wouldn't Hate catching one that's just like. How about half that size?

[Roan]

No, we want the. We want fucking Megalodon.

[Harry]

I might be the only. The only avid angler out there that, that, that doesn't want to smaller fish. I like to catch the fish. I'm not a big fan. Like. And I love the fight. Don't get me wrong. I love the fight. I don't like the fight when there's a chance that the fish is actually gonna win the fight.

[Francis]

You know, 80 to 140 pounds. Like if.

[Harry]

If I catch in 140 pound fish, I'm going overboard. Well, that's like not far off how much I weigh.

[Roan]

Perfect. Fast drying hook gear.

[Harry]

Exactly, exactly. I already got some right here.

[Roan]

That's why we got our sweet hook gear.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What have you been squatting at the gym?

[Harry]

Nothing. I don't really do the. I kind of don't really hit the legs.

[Francis]

You were doing 135 last time.

[Harry]

Yeah, I could still do 135.

[Francis]

So like that's a tarpon.

[Harry]

Yeah, but that's with my legs. I'm not reeling it in with my legs.

[Roan]

Why not?

[Harry]

Because I'll be using my arms.

[Roan]

You're not going to be like one of those guys on one of those bicycles.

[Francis]

A recumbent.

[Harry]

I mean, do you think it's going to be like that? Like you think they're going to be like strapping us in?

[Roan]

140 pound fish. Yeah, buddy.

[Harry]

I'm not getting strapped in. Why not go overboard?

[Francis]

Not if you're strapped in.

[Roan]

What's the whole point of strapping?

[Harry]

What if you. What if you hook into a tarpon? You strap in. This happens too. Let me clear this up. This does happen. I don't know if it happens at this scale. I've seen it happen with smaller fish. You're reeling in the tarpon. A great white comes out of nowhere, inhales the tarpon. Now you have a 2,000 pound fish on.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Now I'm getting catapulted out of this. Out of the.

[Roan]

We're going to need a bigger boat.

[Harry]

You're in and.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Is really what it comes down to. Need a bigger rod.

[Harry]

Like this is. I mean, look at that rod. That thing is.

[Francis]

He's holding it with two hands. What do you mean? He's a man.

[Roan]

The boat is moving backwards.

[Francis]

The boat's dragging it and did you see it jump out a second ago?

[Harry]

It's they, they fly when they jump out.

[Francis]

We just wanted to get a look at who it was fighting against.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Look at that rod. Boy, I'm excited. I have been working out.

[Harry]

Did he. Did they say anything about if they were going to have any fly rods?

[Roan]

No, no, I wasn't asking that question. I didn't want to reveal that we were bringing a pussy with us.

[Harry]

I mean, people go fly fishing for tarpon. That's a real thing.

[Roan]

So day. That's day one, we're hunting whales. Hunting tarps.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then what?

[Roan]

Getting our tarp.

[Harry]

Day two.

[Roan]

Day two, we're gonna be doing some inland fishing or bay fishing. I don't know what it is, but. Among the mangroves and things. Yeah. And we'll be hunting mangrove snapper, redfish.

[Harry]

Redfish, snook. Yeah.

[Roan]

And trout.

[Harry]

Not actual trout.

[Roan]

What is it?

[Harry]

Speckled trout.

[Roan]

Actual trout?

[Harry]

Well, there's no freshwater trout in the ocean.

[Roan]

It's not freshwater, so.

[Harry]

Speckled trout?

[Roan]

No, it's.

[Francis]

It's.

[Roan]

It's. They only. These trout only drink fresh water.

[Harry]

No, that's not possible. They wouldn't be in the ocean. Lake trout, that's actually a real fish. We've been over that.

[Roan]

Like bass? No.

[Francis]

Those are fucking huge.

[Harry]

This is probably what we'll be looking for.

[Roan]

Hold on. I'll find out right now. Hold on.

[Francis]

That's pretty big, too. God damn.

[Harry]

Oh, I would love to catch a speckled trout.

[Roan]

We're catching speckled trout, by the way. All of these guys.

[Harry]

Sea trout. Like, is that a thing? Sea trout?

[Francis]

I don't know. One to five pounds. That's nice. That's light.

[Harry]

That's what I'm looking for. Fiver. Go crazy.

[Francis]

Just lift it with your shoulder. Yeah. Five is nice.

[Harry]

Five is gone.

[Francis]

Big and light.

[Harry]

Yeah. Five is like you're having a great day.

[Francis]

A big light fish would be great. Like a stingray would be sick to catch.

[Harry]

Are you out of your mind? A stingray would take you a year to reel in. It's like bringing it reeling in a parachute.

[Roan]

We're going back bay boat. We're going back bay boat with Captain Jeff. He's got a bigger boat, so we needed a bigger boat.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

For our whole crew. And that's Captain Jeff. And then that's on day two. And on day one, we got Captain Coleman. When you call these guys, they go, hi, it's Captain Coleman.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, of course. You're like, captain.

[Roan]

I say captain. Yeah, I know that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You have to do that.

[Roan]

I mean, we all will be doing that. Yes.

[Francis]

Do you.

[Roan]

Don't look at them in the eye, Captain.

[Harry]

You should bring your fly Rod down, like your five weight.

[Roan]

That wouldn't work.

[Harry]

No, I know, but it would be funny.

[Roan]

I need at least a 9 weight.

[Francis]

Francis isn't trying to like. He's trying to be good at this. You're not. You're not trying to embarrass yourself for a bit or anything like that. You're trying to be fucking sick at this.

[Roan]

This fish week is going to make the last fish week look like a festival.

[Harry]

Probably. Yeah.

[Roan]

Like, we didn't know what we were doing. We were a bunch of stupid people.

[Harry]

It's actually fish week to mucking around. I'm gonna go fishing when we get back as well.

[Roan]

Why you gotta do that?

[Harry]

Because it's fish week.

[Roan]

Don't make it. Don't make.

[Harry]

I might. I might try. Bring the GoPro. I can add. It'll be like a little end of the.

[Francis]

Be nice.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Oh, you're gonna make supplementary material.

[Harry]

I did that already. I have a video saved on my phone. It's 12 minutes long of me fishing in New Jersey.

[Francis]

Where is it?

[Harry]

I never released it to the public.

[Francis]

What are you talking about? I swear to God.

[Harry]

I remember I told you guys, I brought all the gear out, and then I lost the microphone. It fell in the water when I was fishing.

[Francis]

Well, so how. So is there a video?

[Harry]

There's video, but there's, like, no audio.

[Francis]

What the fuck are we gonna do with that?

[Harry]

There's, like, some audio. It's actually. It's a pretty good. It's a pretty good video. It's a little too. It's a little too. Yeah, I got two fish in it.

[Francis]

Can you send it to Sean or can you send it to somebody?

[Harry]

There's no one to send it to. It's fully edited.

[Roan]

You got. You got trout?

[Harry]

Yeah, I got to. I think I caught a brown and a rainbow or maybe two rainbows, but there's no audio. There's, like, audio from the GoPro of, like, the water. So it's more just like a pretty, like, aesthetic video. Yeah.

[Francis]

So let's put it out. Let's put it out this week.

[Harry]

I don't really want to put it out. I would rather go again at the end of this week and film another one and put it out at the end of fish week.

[Francis]

Why. Why don't you want to put it out?

[Harry]

Because it's not a good video.

[Roan]

Let people conversation started with. With you saying, I want. I have a video. I'm going to put it.

[Harry]

No, I said, I'm going to make another one. Oh, and then you Made fun of me and said, you will never do something like that. And I said, I already did.

[Roan]

Yes, that's what. That is what happened.

[Francis]

Yeah, but you didn't put it out.

[Harry]

No, I. We've already been over that 15 times. I didn't put it out.

[Roan]

I don't think having you saying I've got one in the chamber counts. If you're not willing to fire the

[Francis]

bullet, it's a great call.

[Harry]

I am willing to fire. I am willing to fire.

[Francis]

Okay, then let's put the last one out. Even though it's shitty.

[Harry]

It was a really bad day on the water. I broke my rod.

[Roan]

Hilarious.

[Harry]

And then the. Oh, that did.

[Francis]

People, I think, would love to see that. You dropping the mic in the camera.

[Harry]

That wasn't on camera.

[Roan]

Fishing is not all browns and rainbows, okay? Things happen on the water.

[Francis]

That's a great fishing shirt. Maybe next.

[Roan]

Next fish weeks.

[Francis]

Fishing is not all.

[Roan]

Speaking of, we've got some sick fish week merch coming out. Keep an eye out for it. We're very excited about it.

[Harry]

Oh, the merch.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Check this out front. Also heavy comfort colors here.

[Roan]

Yeah, you want. You want.

[Harry]

These are not. These are not cheap. This is no Gildan. These are comfort colors.

[Roan]

What's Gildan? Have we used them before? Jesus Christ.

[Harry]

And then this is. Well, they're not like a family brand.

[Francis]

What does it say?

[Roan]

People bought it. And now you're gonna make them feel bad and they're gonna say.

[Harry]

Yeah, they're gonna say, I want some comfort colors. And then they're gonna go to the

[Francis]

son of a boy dad diamond status since 2021. Son of a boy dad. That's beautiful. Diamond status.

[Harry]

And then you can also go over and you can get a T Bush gaming hat that Roan is currently wearing as well. Great fit.

[Francis]

Yeah, it is sick.

[Harry]

Don't wear it if you don't want me to promote it.

[Francis]

Brother, aren't there? These are. These are fish week shirts, too, bro.

[Harry]

Oh, they are?

[Francis]

Yeah. Come on. Focus up.

[Harry]

Covered in your blunt wraps.

[Roan]

Boy, somebody came in in a mood today. What. What happened to you on the way here?

[Harry]

I'm not allowed to comment on the 75 blunt wraps.

[Francis]

They're not my blunt wraps. Comfort colors.

[Harry]

Comfort colors.

[Roan]

That. Look at that looks makes me hungry

[Harry]

for nice little tarpon on the back.

[Francis]

Mm.

[Roan]

I want to eat that.

[Harry]

It's funny because it's not a tarpon.

[Roan]

That's not a tarpon.

[Harry]

You didn't know that? You didn't pay.

[Francis]

Yeah, but a tarpon would like it's

[Roan]

a marlin or a swordfish. Probably a swordfish.

[Harry]

I think it's a marlin.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Francis]

I don't think tarpon would have, like on a shirt. Isn't going to go as hard.

[Harry]

No, no. You want. You want the marlin and let's see the black one. I mean, who knows? Maybe one of us catch a marlin. Imagine.

[Roan]

Imagine that.

[Francis]

I think there's a chance one of us doesn't make it back.

[Harry]

No, definitely. This is the same, but it's different.

[Roan]

I'm going on to Houston. Shout out Houston. Four shows of the Punchline next weekend. This upcoming weekend. Tickets at Punchup Live. Francisos.

[Harry]

You're bringing my brother Mook with you as well?

[Roan]

I am. I've got Connor Mook coming. I'm going to try to limit my facetime with him as much as possible. I just know that if I go out to meals with him, I'm not going to be hungry because watching him eat is disgusting.

[Harry]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

I thought he got way better at eating.

[Harry]

Better at eating the.

[Francis]

Does that mean quieter?

[Roan]

Did he.

[Harry]

Was he a loud eater before?

[Roan]

Yeah, you don't get the name mooc unless you're making some serious din.

[Francis]

I heard he's using his hands now.

[Roan]

Oh, no, that's for the best.

[Harry]

Just for eating?

[Francis]

Yeah, for eating. Yeah.

[Roan]

You can see why I was so disgusted to share toothpaste with him.

[Harry]

So when we're going fishing, do you have to use live bait? Are we using live bait?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Really?

[Roan]

Only he's got it. He's getting it off before we go out on the boat.

[Harry]

But that's all we're doing is live bait. We're not using any lure.

[Roan]

I'm going to be honest with you. I made that up.

[Harry]

I have no, because I don't want to use live bait.

[Francis]

We're going to be using live bait. There's no chance that we're catching huge fish with some fucking.

[Harry]

Why?

[Roan]

What's your problem with live bait?

[Harry]

It's not fishing. It's cheating.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

You're throwing a line in with a fish alive on the other end and then the other fish is just eating it.

[Roan]

Okay, so then it's so much more sporting to use one that looks exactly like one of those fish and dances around.

[Harry]

Yeah, because then you have to actually know how to use the lure and bring it in.

[Roan]

All right, listen, I'm not here to fight with you.

[Harry]

I'm just saying. I mean, there's a big difference.

[Francis]

You guys ever use worms fishing when you were young? Yeah, sure.

[Harry]

Did same thing, though. It's not really.

[Francis]

It's bullshit.

[Harry]

A little bit.

[Francis]

Yeah. Dude, I didn't even like putting the worms on. I didn't even remember I was fishing. I ever went fishing when I was young. Until now. I just hated putting that.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was pretty gross. Gross.

[Harry]

Text your guy. Shoot him a text.

[Francis]

Why?

[Harry]

And just be like, are we doing live bait or lures?

[Francis]

What does it matter?

[Harry]

It matters based on if we'll have fun or not have fun because you're using.

[Francis]

Yucky.

[Harry]

This is live bait.

[Roan]

Am I. Am I. Am I crazy? Why do I feel afraid of him? Can you read this energy?

[Francis]

He's snapping.

[Harry]

Yeah, I don't think I'm snapping at all.

[Roan]

Biting my head off.

[Harry]

I'm excited. I'm very excited to go fishing.

[Roan]

Text your guy.

[Harry]

Oh, it's your guy.

[Roan]

The captain.

[Francis]

Yeah, text Captain.

[Roan]

We've got two captains.

[Harry]

Call him.

[Roan]

I don't know them on a.

[Francis]

Call him now.

[Roan]

What bait. What bait are we using? Basis.

[Harry]

Why? That's not a crazy question.

[Roan]

Maybe I'll call the captain. Jeff. Should I call Captain Jeff?

[Harry]

No, no, you don't have to call him up.

[Francis]

Call him up.

[Harry]

Just say, like, do you know if we're going. If it's live bait or lures?

[Francis]

And then if it. If it is live bait, scoff at him.

[Roan]

He's probably.

[Harry]

He's probably on the water.

[Roan]

He's probably on the water.

[Harry]

Yeah, I would. I wouldn't give him. I wouldn't call him right now.

[Francis]

Probably fished all weekend. Probably just day off.

[Harry]

True. You could be right.

[Roan]

I'm going to call him. Just really quick. He might not pick up. This is Captain Jeff.

[Francis]

All right.

[Roan]

He's probably on the water. Knowing Captain Jeff as I do.

[Harry]

Sorry I didn't get you. My hands in a cast.

[Francis]

Francis. I got a huge one on the line. What's going on?

[Harry]

Hey, you've reached Captain Jeff. Jeff. I'm on another line right now.

[Roan]

No luck on Captain Jeff there.

[Francis]

I'm sure we're using live bait, but doesn't matter. What? Like, are you not going to go if it's the wrong kind? You're just going to.

[Harry]

We probably won't be using strictly live bait. If I had to guess, like, when we went. When we caught those big fish with Sydney, we didn't use any live.

[Francis]

We're probably going to be using mullet or lady fish would be my guess.

[Harry]

The thing that I don't like about live bait is that, like, it's still fun, like, you're still going to Catch fish and it's fun. But the thing is, it's like, there's not the effort of, like, hunting the fish and, like, finding the fish. And is it tricking the fish into eating your lure?

[Roan]

Is this a similar comp. Would it be fair to say that fishing with live bait.

[Harry]

Bait versus it's bowling with the bumpers on.

[Roan]

Fishing with live bait is to fishing with lures as hunting with rifles is to hunting with a bow.

[Harry]

No. No. Hunting. It would be like if you were just setting a trap. Like if you just had a big cage set out for what you were hunting.

[Roan]

I. I'm confident that the analogy I created is correct, and I'm not gonna allow you to judge it as being incorrect, because that's okay. All I've been.

[Harry]

I respect your opinion.

[Roan]

Is that people stalking elk with bows consider that far more sporting than simply using some long distance rifle.

[Harry]

Yeah, I would. I could see how that goes down.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Because you have to use a rifle, you could shoot them from, like, two miles.

[Roan]

Correct. Stalking with a bow, you have to be aware of the wind direction.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

The noise of your footsteps and, you know, mo at the same moment that thunder happens.

[Harry]

Exactly.

[Roan]

Or is that. No. Maybe that's Shawshank Redemption. Yeah.

[Francis]

Crawling through the. Crawling through a tunnel.

[Roan]

Smashing the pipe with a rock. When the thunderclaps happen, your friend hangs

[Francis]

himself as soon as he gets out of jail.

[Roan]

Can't handle the real world. It's weird. It's not as nice out there.

[Harry]

Like, when you go fishing with live bait. Like, imagine. So first of all, the way that they catch the fish to use live bait is insane.

[Francis]

They.

[Harry]

They use these rigs where it's just like a weight at the bottom, and then there's a long line and there's hooks all the way up, and you drop it down to the bottom and you just. Just start ripping fish out of the water like, by, like, their gills and shit.

[Roan]

Oh.

[Harry]

So it's a little weird. And then you hook it up to the live bait, throw it in, and then you just wait.

[Roan]

So it kind of feels to me like you're going a little lib on me on the whole live bait thing.

[Harry]

No, it's the way. It's the waiting.

[Francis]

They're the slaves of the sea.

[Harry]

No, it's like the way, like a

[Roan]

very, like, vegan take.

[Harry]

It's not. It's like. It's definitely the most efficient way to go fishing. You're gonna catch fish, but it's like, it'll be like, we'll have a Rod in, it'll have live bait, and then it'll go tight. And then they'll be like, all right, Roan, this one's you. Got this one, this one's you. But it's like, well, you didn't do anything. You were just sitting there waiting.

[Francis]

Fish did it.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

The fish died.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You wouldn't feel good about catching a tarpon on a live.

[Harry]

I've caught massive fish on live bait.

[Roan]

And you don't feel good?

[Harry]

No, I don't feel nearly as good as when you catch it with, like, a lure or on a. On the fly. That takes, like, skill.

[Roan]

Listen, I'm not here to debate any of that. I think fly fishing is the most sporting.

[Harry]

Oh, of course.

[Roan]

And I think it's the most classy and requires the most amount of skill.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

As someone who has usurped you in fly fishing.

[Francis]

Well, yeah. We are the best fly fisher on the show.

[Roan]

Monsters that I caught in New Zealand.

[Harry]

You don't even know how to double.

[Roan]

Hardest place to fly fish in the world.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

It's impossible. What?

[Roan]

Crystal clear rivers. Fish that are.

[Harry]

Fish that are just jumping out of the water.

[Roan]

Very scared.

[Harry]

They're.

[Roan]

They're. No. Yeah. Well, my point is, as someone who. Who knows that that is what. I would prefer that. But listen, we are at the mercy of Captain Whelan and Captain Jeff, and however they want to get this done, I'm ready to. I'm gonna go. Go their way.

[Francis]

Is it Waylon? Like, Waylon's his first name? Like Waylon's.

[Roan]

No, his first. I don't know what his first name is.

[Francis]

He keeps something awaylon.

[Roan]

W H e. Yeah, It's a great name for a Captain Waylon.

[Francis]

Waylon.

[Harry]

Redfish will be really cool.

[Roan]

I don't know what those are.

[Harry]

They're like.

[Francis]

I bet they're not actually red.

[Roan]

We can. We can eat the trout and we can eat the mangrove snapper. And what we'll do is we're hopefully going to catch a bunch of that. And he said that with the redfish, I think that they, like, throw most of that back to protect the fishery.

[Harry]

You know, when we were fishing in with Sydney, they caught. Or one of them caught a redfish.

[Roan]

Did they?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

That's cool. Well, we're going to.

[Francis]

You know we're killing everything we catch, right?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

No matter what size.

[Roan]

We're bringing fucking Louisville Slugger on this boat.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Not to eat, just to kind of.

[Harry]

Just to kill.

[Francis]

Just to kind of get the scratch.

[Harry]

Scratch the edge.

[Roan]

We're going to kill it and throw it back in the water.

[Harry]

Yeah, kill and release.

[Francis]

That's the smartest way. Maybe we eat one of them or actually we probably just eat some other fish out that night.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah, eat another dead fish.

[Harry]

Yeah, we'll just go get fish and chips after.

[Francis]

Yeah, we're going to shitty tilapia.

[Roan]

We're hopefully going to catch some fish on our back bay day and then bring that to a restaurant on island where they will prepare that fish that you caught.

[Francis]

I want something from a farm, see. I want a salmon that's been farmed, you know, I don't want something fresh caught.

[Roan]

I want my fish all the way from Norway.

[Francis]

Yeah, I want to. I want it frozen. Never. Fresh is kind of my preference.

[Harry]

I'm so pumped.

[Francis]

What does the redfish eat like?

[Roan]

I don't know. I don't know. I think. I think mostly we'll be eating the brown trout that we catch and then the. And then the mangrove snapper.

[Francis]

Oh, I love a trout with some. A nice farro salad and some like

[Roan]

a sweet potato puree.

[Francis]

Yeah, Summer squash.

[Roan]

Some kind of a puree on that trout.

[Francis]

That would be so nice.

[Harry]

I'm going redfish fishing again later in the year down in. Down in Louisiana.

[Francis]

You keep.

[Harry]

You keep saying Louisiana.

[Roan]

You keep saying these things, which is totally stepping on the. You this sort of singularity of fish week.

[Harry]

Oh, no, I'm just so pumped. I'm just so pumped.

[Roan]

Everything we're doing. Yeah, I'm doing that next week too.

[Francis]

I'm also doing the same.

[Harry]

This is the start of the season. The season is here, brother. You gotta act now.

[Roan]

What are you doing in Louisville, Louisiana?

[Harry]

Did I say Louisville?

[Roan]

Excuse me.

[Francis]

Jesus Christ, how snappy he is.

[Roan]

We got a mangrove snapper over here.

[Harry]

I got a 12 hours of sleep last night.

[Francis]

You feel fresh.

[Harry]

Fresh as hell.

[Roan]

Do you want to just. What would you like to tell us?

[Harry]

Oh, nothing. I'm just having a good time talking fish.

[Roan]

Is there something you need to get off of your chest?

[Harry]

No, nothing. Nothing.

[Francis]

I think the fact that you play video games for six months might hurt your fishing. I think that you don't love it as much as you did last year because you have so much video game stuff going for you.

[Harry]

Oh, no, I love it even more. If anything, it's made me want to get out there more. I haven't been fishing in a long time.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. That you like, you're not into it anymore.

[Roan]

I think you've lost it.

[Francis]

It's like when you day traded for a little bit and you just dropped all your other stuff and you're like, I don't want to play with you anymore.

[Harry]

And I day traded for what, 24 hours?

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly. Remember that big day trading stretch you had?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. It was great.

[Francis]

You know this.

[Roan]

I remember hearing about it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Until we got stiffed.

[Francis]

It was a great time. But it just. My point is that millionaire that you hobby jump and that I'm afraid that you left fishing behind.

[Harry]

These are not. These are hobbies that I've had my entire life, day trading. Obviously you have to like be a

[Roan]

certain age to do that, but I've

[Harry]

been playing video games and fishing my entire life. I don't lose interest in either of those things.

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[Roan]

I've been wearing. I wore Japanese diapers.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I've been making coffee for my family. I use my mother's breast milk to make lattes.

[Francis]

Yeah, the latte art from the breast milk.

[Roan]

They're like, why won't he take any of it? And I was like, because I'm using it to spit into this cup to then froth through a perfect texture for latte art.

[Francis]

Some sicko's probably done that.

[Roan]

Breast milo.

[Francis]

There's definitely been breast mochacino served before. Some freaks.

[Harry]

Did you say. When you said that we're. You said the fish that we would be catching, like in the mangroves. You said it was like redfish, speckled trout and what else?

[Francis]

Mangrove.

[Roan]

I didn't say speckled trout.

[Harry]

You said trout. But what else?

[Francis]

Snapper.

[Harry]

Snook.

[Roan]

Yep, snook and redfish. Snook, trout and mangrove snapper. That's what we're looking at.

[Francis]

I fucking love. I just love looking at a mangrove. We say, are we gonna bring out some cold Coors lights while we're out there?

[Roan]

He said his. He said he has this, didn't I think it's a 125 inch cooler and we can bring whatever types of drinks we want on there.

[Harry]

I might have to get faced.

[Roan]

Are you.

[Francis]

Are you bringing the pipe out test?

[Harry]

No. What like I like. It would be good in theory, but I. I can't be only seeing blue and be hitting the pipe. That's gonna do bad things for my brain.

[Francis]

You need to wait till she land before you.

[Harry]

Yeah, I gotta be touched down on the ground before I'm doing anything like that.

[Francis]

Oh yeah. You pride for this fish.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, this restaurant, if we can get our fish and bring them, is one of the best fish restaurants.

[Francis]

Do we have the resi.

[Roan]

No, I do need to do that. I need to call them.

[Francis]

I gotta rent the cars.

[Roan]

Jesus Christ.

[Francis]

Well, at least I got us an Airbnb.

[Roan]

Well done. True.

[Harry]

You want me to rent the cars?

[Francis]

No. How? Your young ass can't even drive a rental car again now.

[Harry]

25.

[Francis]

25. What the hell?

[Harry]

I know. It's the only thing you really get.

[Francis]

Yeah, pornhub. In some states you finally have access. You upload your ID to Pornhub. There's 25 and older bars now. There's some bars that are like, oh yeah, the 21 year olds are scumbags.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's been there. There's a bar. I remember getting denied from a bar because it was like 23 and up.

[Roan]

I. I like 30 plus bars. I think they're called Restauran Bees. Much more my speed.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Harry, how was your weekend?

[Harry]

Good. Just looking forward to fishing. Really? That's all I can think about.

[Francis]

Did you have any fish this weekend to kind of get your.

[Harry]

I had sushi last night actually. Yeah, but it was crab. So do you.

[Francis]

Are you a tempura guy when you get sushi?

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

Wait a minute.

[Francis]

That's cheap. That's the same thing as using live chicken nuggets. Yes, live bait.

[Roan]

Are you going to real crab or did you have crab imitation?

[Harry]

No, I had a California roll with crab.

[Roan]

Real crab.

[Harry]

I even. I don't know what the.

[Roan]

What's the crab Stick imitation crab.

[Francis]

I think you would. Imitation.

[Harry]

Imitation crab.

[Roan]

Was it Asian crab? I was gonna say buying sushi that has real crab is really expensive. I don't do that.

[Harry]

Oh, no, yeah, it was. It was the sticks.

[Roan]

I don't know if I believe you. I feel like you're walking this back now to see. No, no.

[Harry]

Because I remember looking at it being like. I didn't know those were like sticks

[Roan]

like that yeah, the red. Yeah, the red coating on the outside.

[Francis]

It's good.

[Harry]

Yeah, that was good. The tempura was much better.

[Roan]

Imitation crab. This is what it looks like. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's exactly what I had.

[Roan]

And then once in a while, you'll see on a menu, it'll be like proper blue crab. And then that. That roll is like, twice the cost.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Some chunky crab. I love some chunky crab. What's your guys? Fish of the year? What's in your running for fish of the Year?

[Harry]

I would say cutthroat trout.

[Roan]

I'm going. I'm going. Giant, gigantic, wild New Zealand brown trout. Like the ones I caught that were all bigger than everyone ever caught. No, out of respect, we did.

[Harry]

Word I would use.

[Francis]

But, yeah, fish of the year. I'm talking fish to eat.

[Harry]

This is what Francis thinks he caught.

[Roan]

I know exactly what I caught.

[Francis]

That's a picture of Francis. That third one in is Francis in New Zealand. Yeah.

[Roan]

I caught an enormous brown. There he is. Well, that was the small. I think that was the small one.

[Harry]

Was that the bait? Was that the fly?

[Roan]

Was this.

[Harry]

Maybe that's a good fish.

[Francis]

My fish of the year to eat. 2025 Bronzino. 2024 Sea Bream. 2023 Dover Soul. 2022 Bronzino. 2021 Bronzino.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Three of the last five years, my fish of the year has been Bronzino. Yes.

[Harry]

That's crazy. Wow, you're a big fan.

[Francis]

Well, for a little bit, it got kind of watered down where everybody would have a Bronzino. You couldn't even get it off the bone like a Bronzino filet. Nobody wants that. But off the bone. I don't know what's. What's in the running this year, Baby trout, Honestly.

[Roan]

What about get some teeth? You've never had halibut on there.

[Francis]

Not as fish of the year. Fish of the year. You're gonna put halibut.

[Roan]

I just love cooking halibut because it's so meaty that it. You can really hit it with good heat, not dry it out.

[Harry]

Have you guys ever had swordfish?

[Roan]

No.

[Francis]

Of course.

[Harry]

No.

[Roan]

Just kidding. Of course.

[Francis]

Of course he's had swordfish. The steak of the sea.

[Harry]

I should have known. You guys have had everything that comes from the sea. Single thing.

[Roan]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Harry]

You guys eat a lot of interesting foods.

[Francis]

What kind of disparaging is that?

[Harry]

That's not disparaging.

[Roan]

Such disdain.

[Harry]

You guys are looking at me like I'm not trying to fight. I'M not trying to argue here. Just trying to have a good time.

[Roan]

Everything I'm hearing coming out of your mouth sounds like venom.

[Harry]

You guys are coming back at me with everything I say.

[Roan]

I'm just trying to enjoy myself bragging here, have I.

[Harry]

Have you guys ever had swordfish? Of course we've had swordfish.

[Roan]

I think you're mad because you're preparing yourself defensively for the fact that you didn't come to Roan's family's birthday.

[Harry]

I already talked to Rome. Me and Ron already talked. We squashed the beat.

[Francis]

He called, apologizing, hat in hand, crying. Yeah, well, I shouldn't have did that.

[Harry]

I up.

[Francis]

I betrayed you.

[Roan]

You gotta have two more in the chamber for when Finn and Wes come of age so that you can apologize to them too.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

I said talk to my wife. You really have a problem. Apologize to her. She painted a sign. You bastard.

[Harry]

It did look very nice. It looked fun.

[Roan]

Did you send him money for the ticket you didn't use?

[Harry]

I thought someone took my ticket.

[Roan]

Nobody took your ticket.

[Francis]

About 100 tickets only. Only one person did an RSVP of the. Of the whole hundred.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, only one person.

[Harry]

I'm a bad guy.

[Francis]

That's what you said. I'm a bad father. Liar, liar.

[Roan]

Yeah, I'm a bad father.

[Harry]

I've abandoned my boy.

[Roan]

Dude, there was.

[Harry]

That was me.

[Roan]

Did you see?

[Harry]

I did.

[Francis]

My boys. Give me the bloody lie. I want the blood.

[Roan]

Did you guys watch any of the Masters?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, I watched the end, so

[Roan]

I think it was day two or three there. You know, they yell like mashed potatoes when guys hit driver. Guys in the gallery around. Yeah, those are the big things, like GoPro. Yeah, they'll do that. And they'll always get caught on a hot mic. There was one, which I'd never heard before. Some guy hit a drive, right? And it's quiet, and he hits the drive and immediately someone goes, give me back my son.

[Francis]

Give me back my son.

[Roan]

I don't even know what that's from.

[Francis]

From Ransom, is it? Give me back my son.

[Roan]

Give me back my son. It was fucking hilarious.

[Francis]

Mel Gibson movie where someone gets kidnapped, I think in New York. Ransom.

[Harry]

That's so.

[Francis]

Give me back my son.

[Harry]

That's so funny.

[Roan]

It was really good.

[Harry]

People laugh.

[Roan]

Yes, people in the. In the. In the gallery. Did Tyler, see if you can find it? Masters, Give me back my son.

[Francis]

You know, CBS probably copyrighted this.

[Roan]

It'll be. Yeah, who knows where this will be? Oh, good Someone did yell it. Or. There. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is. Oh, too bad.

[Harry]

What the.

[Francis]

What does blue sky look exactly like? Twitter?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What?

[Harry]

Beautiful.

[Francis]

It's just a different. It's the exact same.

[Roan]

You can't. You can't unplug your headphones. No. Okay.

[Francis]

You have to put on headphones.

[Roan]

Isn't the way he says it. Very funny. He goes, give me back my shot. He sounds like the guy. The father from Succession.

[Harry]

Logan.

[Roan]

Yeah. So while. Well, Harry was. We went to. We went to Roan's family's birthday party.

[Francis]

I saw Francis showed up. Dolo. Francis showed up. Just being like, here. I'm here to support.

[Roan]

Yeah. Went alone.

[Harry]

That's good. You're a good guy.

[Roan]

Drove all the way there, parked, walked over, went and said hi. You know, hung out, introduced people, introduce

[Francis]

himself to people, had conversations with strangers.

[Roan]

Help. Really had a nice time. Honestly. Good people.

[Harry]

Yeah. You said it was one of the best days you've had in a while.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was. He said we went to the Phillies game, and that was pretty cool. It was like Children Day or something.

[Francis]

Yeah. Francis had tickets already, but he's like, wait, you're going, too?

[Roan]

I was. Yeah. I was like, wait, no, I had a ticket. I had a ticket for one. And I had my darkest sunglasses.

[Francis]

They shouldn't have single tickets for Children's Day.

[Harry]

No, no.

[Francis]

It's like how adults can't get into Sesame Place. Like, you shouldn't be able to go solo to Children's Day.

[Roan]

It was. It was Children Day, and they had, like, a jungle gym. Which, by the way, is that the. Is that politically incorrect to say?

[Francis]

Yes, that's very bigoted.

[Harry]

The jungle gym.

[Roan]

Jungle gym.

[Harry]

If you suggest that it's politically incorrect, then it's politically incorrect.

[Roan]

I didn't suggest. I asked.

[Harry]

Because then you're going, what? What else could that possibly mean?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Now you're going, oh, well, I just

[Roan]

go back to, like, Jim Crow, you know, I know that Jimmy's for sprinkles is no longer okay.

[Francis]

It's not?

[Roan]

No, I don't think so. I think Jimmy's. Speaking of Jimmy's are only the. The brown sprinkles.

[Francis]

No, Rainbow Jimmy's.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Nobody ever says rainbow Jimmy's. They say rainbow sprinkles or rainbow trout.

[Francis]

It's not all browns and rainbows. And we're talking about Jimmy's here.

[Roan]

Yeah. It stems from

[Francis]

Jim.

[Roan]

Oh, look at that. I'm wrong.

[Harry]

I know. The monkey bars are now no longer called. They're called the horizontal ladder now.

[Roan]

Is that so?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Does that come from American Ninja Warrior?

[Harry]

I don't know. I think it's just because it's a ladder.

[Francis]

What do they call that? Ninja Warrior is like the. Not the salmon ladder.

[Roan]

The salmon ladder is a tough one.

[Francis]

That's what Francis is doing at.

[Roan]

I like that lifetime ladder.

[Harry]

Like, I think even suggest, like, it's more racist to call them the horizontal ladder. It's.

[Francis]

That.

[Harry]

That's racist. That's just straight up racism. Because then you're going, I can't call it the monkey bars because all monkeys are black people or some. Like, that's more.

[Francis]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Harry]

That's racist.

[Francis]

People are going to take that out of context.

[Harry]

Like, thinking of it like that is like, you have a weird brain. Something's wrong with your brain.

[Roan]

What was I going to say, though? So you went to the Phillies game.

[Francis]

There were kids were at the jungle.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

They were at the playground. That's. That would have been the right way to.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Avoid all of that mess. The playground. And there was a playground, like inside the concourse. Is it concourse, the right word?

[Francis]

Yes.

[Roan]

Yeah. And it had a humongous line. A huge line of parents with their kids. I mean, the thing was packed. You see that thing?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And Francis was like, don't worry, I got a fast pass for this.

[Roan]

I sure was. So I'm not. Not waiting in line. There was a sign that said, one must have a child in order to go use the playground. So I was looking around for a loose kid.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Someone to grab.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Imagine what it would have. What. What had to have happened to necessitate that sign.

[Roan]

I think Bryce Harper hit a home run. I missed it.

[Francis]

He did.

[Roan]

I was going to buy beers for Ron and his wife and his kids.

[Francis]

Yeah. Him and Schwerber went back to back.

[Roan]

Yeah. They went back to back. I missed both. I also went to go try to find a hat, and it took me the. I walked around the entire stadium. I mean, I was only in the seats for probably a third of the time that I was actually at the game. This is true.

[Francis]

This is true. He got a hat. He got a sick Phillies hat, though.

[Roan]

Got a Phillies hat.

[Francis]

Which I was thinking afterwards. There's no way you're ever going to wear that.

[Roan]

I don't know. It's. Maybe I'll. Yeah.

[Francis]

You're never going to wear that. Yeah.

[Roan]

Here's a question, right.

[Francis]

Helium.

[Roan]

If I don't really have. Have a baseball team that I profess to support, then am I allowed to wear a Phillies hat?

[Francis]

Yes. Honestly, I wish I could. I wish I didn't have a team so I could just be randomly wearing Oakland A's and Colorado Rockies hats.

[Harry]

Yeah, the Rockies hats are good.

[Francis]

Cool. Nice purple hats.

[Harry]

Red Sox hats are really nice.

[Roan]

I do like the Red Sox hats.

[Francis]

Detroit Tigers hat was just a big D on it. Yeah. Imagine having a big D on your head.

[Harry]

True.

[Roan]

I'm a huge Jay Z fan, so the New York Yankees hats would be cool for that reason.

[Harry]

I have a Cubs hat, but I don't wear it. I also. I went to a Cubs game and I got a Wrigley Field hat. I figured that was a nice healthy in between.

[Francis]

Right. Because you're supporting the building.

[Roan]

I would also love to get for, especially for this week, a Florida Groupers hat.

[Francis]

Is that a team?

[Roan]

The local team you've seen, they got that big fish on there, the grouper?

[Harry]

No, I've never seen that.

[Francis]

Is that the minor league team or is that just like to support the fish?

[Roan]

Am I mistaking them for the Florida Marlins? I am. I knew it was a fish with a big sail on it. Yeah.

[Francis]

The Florida Groupers.

[Roan]

Florida Groupers.

[Harry]

That's like. I'll be honest, that's one of the ugliest hats I've ever seen.

[Roan]

Why would you. Why do you say the one with

[Harry]

them like, that's like something that you would buy at like Zoomies.

[Francis]

Yeah, just.

[Harry]

That's like that. That's not that far off from the Cookie Monster hat. Yeah,

[Francis]

that and the Arizona. Like There were like four teams that came into existence during the mid-90s and all of their logos are so 90s out. The Diamondbacks, the Marlins, the Carolina Panthers and the Jacksonville Jaguars. Those are all like the most ninetied

[Roan]

out logos in the Memphis or the Toronto. What?

[Francis]

The Raptors.

[Roan]

Know the Grizzlies.

[Francis]

Grizzlies had one.

[Roan]

Vancouver Grizzlies is a very nice.

[Francis]

The teal. Yeah, like, I think they just discovered teal in like 1991. Yeah, we got a new color.

[Roan]

That's why a lot of the strippers named from that time are named teal.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's true.

[Roan]

Peter.

[Harry]

Yeah, I'm not a big. I'm not a huge teal guy.

[Francis]

Yeah, you can't rock it.

[Harry]

That's just not really for me.

[Francis]

Francis could rock it because he's got the baby blues or the teals. He's got teal eyes.

[Harry]

I'd love to see you in a head to toe teal.

[Roan]

Oh, that'd be nice.

[Francis]

You haven't golfed in teal. Ever? Really?

[Roan]

I don't think so.

[Francis]

You've never had a teal golf shirt,

[Roan]

maybe I have some teal. I probably have some teal. Whoa. A little bit of teal.

[Francis]

Teal is such a violent color. Whoever invented teal needs to be shot.

[Harry]

Yeah, I agree. Shot. Shoot them.

[Francis]

It's so. It's so aggressive. It's so unnatural.

[Harry]

It is.

[Francis]

It's like Neon Factory man came out in the 80s and then teal came out in the 90s.

[Roan]

So, Harry, I had a funny idea, though, which was we went to the game, and then I was driving home from Philly, and I was driving right past New Brunswick, and I thought about just coming to your show and buying a ticket.

[Harry]

Oh, you should have.

[Roan]

And I thought that would be really funny.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And just, like, watching it as an audience member.

[Harry]

Yeah, it would be very funny.

[Roan]

Seeing the whole experience. I thought that'd be cool.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

How would you have felt about that, though?

[Harry]

I mean, I wouldn't care. You've seen me do stand up plenty of times.

[Roan]

I haven't seen you in a while. I haven't seen your hour.

[Francis]

Please tell me that you did it.

[Roan]

No, I didn't do it. I didn't know.

[Harry]

I would have known. There wasn't that many people there.

[Roan]

You would have seen me.

[Harry]

Yeah. You would have stood right out.

[Roan]

What would that have done? What would that have done to you? That would have maybe shaken you a little bit.

[Harry]

No, I don't think it would have shaken me at all. I think I would have been like, what the fuck are you doing here?

[Roan]

I was, like, four rows back, dead center by myself.

[Harry]

Yeah. I would have been like, that's insane. I would have laughed, but I wouldn't have been, like, nervous.

[Roan]

Would you have pointed it out? Yeah, would have been great.

[Harry]

And then it would have been a bunch of people who would have been like, who the fuck is France? There was no one was there to see me.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Well, they'd be like, who the fuck is Francis?

[Roan]

Oh, you're saying it was, like, local.

[Harry]

Yeah. New Brunswick, local crowd.

[Roan]

If I had texted you on my way and was like, hey, dude, I might swing by, would you have wanted me to do any time on the show?

[Harry]

Definitely.

[Roan]

Oh, okay. I actually wondered about that. I didn't want to put you in a weird place. And no, I totally wouldn't let you do time. Okay.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Because the last time I did New Brunswick, you were there, which was great.

[Harry]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Roan]

That was fun.

[Francis]

You invited him. I thought that was so nice that you went out of your way to invite him.

[Roan]

I invite Harry to everything.

[Harry]

I invited myself. I think I said, are you doing. Can I come to New Brunswick with you? And you said yes.

[Roan]

You might have done, but yeah. Ron. I invite Harry to everything I do because I know it's like a. You know, 99 times out of 100 he'll say no. But then you get that one time.

[Francis]

It makes it all so worthwhile, so fun. My kids were like, where's Harry? I was like, oh my God. The first words. They walked up to me and said where's hay? I was like, what? You guys are walking?

[Roan]

It was cool.

[Francis]

And they said, don't distract me.

[Harry]

The.

[Roan]

I learned so many amazing things. First of all, a beer at Philly Stadium. What is it? What's the name of the stadium?

[Francis]

Citizens Bank Park.

[Roan]

The beer at Citizens Bank Park. I bought two beers, one for Roan, one for his wife. And it was like $13 total.

[Harry]

Really?

[Roan]

I'm telling you dude, they have, they've kept their prices honest to I guess. How working class. Philadelphia.

[Harry]

That's crazy. I thought you were going to say 30 plus dollars.

[Roan]

Dude, that, that's at the Garden. Those would be. It would be 34 bucks for two beers.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then I brought Francis back a beer because I knew he was getting me beers and the only beers I could find were 25 ounce beers.

[Roan]

Yeah, he brought me a big beer,

[Francis]

but that's all they had. In that case it was like exclusively like double decker beers that you have to hold like this. They're $4 a pop. It's a fucking great deal. Yeah.

[Harry]

What the fuck?

[Roan]

Dude, it's crazy.

[Francis]

I was about to get them a 40.

[Harry]

Yeah, you should have.

[Roan]

Where else? I'm shocked that it's.

[Francis]

I think it's just in the upper level. I think like if you go upstairs

[Roan]

it's like the price it differently down below.

[Francis]

Yeah. I think it's like when you, you're at the Globe, you know how they like let. Let people on the floor throw fruit at the performers and like that. You kind of have more projectiles, more cans. You're more likely to get in a fight, more likely to get sunburned.

[Harry]

True.

[Francis]

It's nice up there.

[Harry]

Did you guys stay for the whole game?

[Francis]

No. I saw those two home runs. I was probably in my seat for two innings and then I just walked around as they screamed. Then I left as Francis was being. Was texting me like I think I'm going to get out of here. And I was already leaving.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Roan]

I walked out together it's great.

[Harry]

You left via text.

[Roan]

No, I walked you.

[Harry]

Irish goodbye. No, that's what Roan just said.

[Francis]

No, we left together. We left at the same time. We walked out with our arms linked in lockstep. We said, let's get the hell out of here.

[Harry]

Hell, yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah, it was a great time. We had a tail. We got 100 tickets. We had a huge tailgate. It was sick.

[Harry]

Yeah, you guys had a little pad. Little. Little area set up.

[Francis]

A little area set up. We had some cookies, some icing. Someone. Yeah, I watched one of the guys there. He. Francis. Actually, someone came up to him and to introduce themselves, and they had icing on their fingers, and he just sucked the icing off each one of their fingers and then shook their hand.

[Roan]

It was a woman, married. She was. I went to shake her hand, and she was like, I'm sorry, I have icing my finger. And I was like, I'll get that for you. And I did.

[Francis]

He just sucked off each finger.

[Harry]

That's a power play.

[Francis]

Yeah, was. You got to put them in their place.

[Harry]

Husband must have not been thrilled about that.

[Roan]

He wasn't.

[Harry]

Yeah, you beat him up. You beat the shit out of him, though.

[Roan]

No, we just agreed to go our separate ways. He went into a different entrance.

[Harry]

Smart.

[Francis]

That's the only way. When was the last time you were at a baseball game? It's been a while, huh?

[Roan]

It's been years. Years and years.

[Francis]

What did it feel like being out with the throngs and hoodied sweatshirts and Timberland boots?

[Roan]

It was great. I mean, I love. I love the Philly accent. It's so specific. And you heard it everywhere. And the park was buzzing, you know, Everyone was so excited. Beautiful day.

[Francis]

Were you getting. Did you get recognized by any of the.

[Roan]

Yeah, I did.

[Francis]

Union workers.

[Roan]

I got razzed a little bit. People were razzing me.

[Francis]

Really? Do they think they are.

[Harry]

What were they saying?

[Roan]

They were like, look, France as you faggot.

[Harry]

Really?

[Roan]

That kind of stuff.

[Harry]

Damn. That's a.

[Roan]

Just. They're razzing me.

[Francis]

It was the brutal.

[Harry]

Raz.

[Francis]

The players on the team?

[Harry]

No, it was Bryce. Bryce said that.

[Roan]

I was like, great razz, Bryce.

[Francis]

Hey, go hit a homer, big guy. Love you, buddy.

[Harry]

Where's Bryce from? Dallas.

[Francis]

Vegas.

[Harry]

Isn't he, like, a Dallas fan or some.

[Francis]

No, he's from.

[Harry]

Wasn't there something weird with Bryce Harper where he was like, a fan of a team? He's a Cowboys fan, isn't he?

[Francis]

He used to be, but not anymore. He hates Vegas.

[Harry]

He hates Philly?

[Francis]

What are you talking. He wouldn't have signed in Philly if he hated Philly.

[Harry]

No, he likes the money that they're giving him.

[Francis]

What are you talking about? He's a Haddonfield Jersey man and he's a barstool guy, so show some respect.

[Roan]

How much is he making now?

[Francis]

It was one of the Hispanic pitchers that called Francis A.

[Harry]

That's crazy.

[Roan]

Yeah. So maybe it didn't mean what I thought.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I don't know. It was cool. And then I was driving home and I got really tired, so I let the Tesla drive itself.

[Francis]

That's so nice.

[Harry]

Did you really?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What kind of car should we rent down there? Should we rent a Tesla or should we get something that's sporty? Should we drop the top on something?

[Harry]

I'm trying to drop the top.

[Francis]

If we drop the top on a. A Stang or something like that top right now.

[Harry]

Yeah, you should get some. We should bring some stogies for the water.

[Roan]

Oh, you don't think that's going to scare off the tarps?

[Harry]

No, no.

[Francis]

I mean, I would kill to get some sticks. When are we. So when are we going out? What's the timetable? What time are we going?

[Harry]

Flying out. Early as shit. Tomorrow?

[Roan]

8:30. It's not that bad.

[Harry]

It's pretty. That's pretty early. That's an early flight.

[Roan]

It's a morning flight. I wouldn't call it.

[Harry]

I would say like 9:30.

[Roan]

It's not gonna fuck up my sleep tonight.

[Harry]

Oh, it'll fuck up mine.

[Roan]

I had a feeling I'm gonna be

[Harry]

recovering from that for a while.

[Roan]

You're gonna be grumpy all day.

[Harry]

No, no, no.

[Francis]

Is it JFK?

[Roan]

No, no. LaGuardia.

[Harry]

Because there's a whole, like, waking up early to go fishing. Whole different experience. You're not tired at all. You open your eyes and you're like, let's get the. Let's get moving.

[Roan]

For golf, it's the same thing. Yeah, there's no.

[Harry]

There's no struggling to get out of bed.

[Francis]

But for. So we're. We have an early flight. What time are we getting on the water?

[Roan]

I think we're getting on the water at 4.

[Francis]

4.

[Roan]

We're going 4 to 7.

[Francis]

Sunset cruise.

[Roan]

We're gonna see the sunset.

[Francis]

Oh, 4 to 7 is light. I was worried it was gonna be a fucking slog.

[Roan]

No, no, no, not a slog. We're gonna be catching slobs.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And we're looking for the green flash. That's the big thing, right? You know about the Green flash.

[Harry]

Aurora boreal in the water.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

No, when the sun dips below the horizon.

[Francis]

They say about that.

[Roan]

Yeah, they say. And everyone looks for it every. Every night on this island. Specifically. It's a. It's a tradition. You. Everyone watches the sunset and you look for the green flash.

[Harry]

And what is the green flash?

[Roan]

It's this thing that can happen. And some people say it's a myth, some people say it's real.

[Harry]

Oh, it looks real.

[Roan]

And I've been looking for it my whole life, which is probably why I have a hard time seeing, actually. Yeah.

[Francis]

So sleepy on the ride back, because

[Roan]

you're really not supposed to watch the sunset that many times, but I. I will say that, like, they have cocktails named the Green Flash. You know, it's. It's a cool theme thing down there.

[Harry]

That's pretty sick.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Hypnotic in Hennessy.

[Roan]

I think I'll show you guys the ruins of our home.

[Harry]

That'll be cool.

[Roan]

That'll be fun.

[Francis]

It's like Pompeii. One of your ancestors is crystallized jerking off.

[Roan]

There you'll see my dad's burnt arm sticking out from the wreckage.

[Francis]

I heard a nasty rumor that that isn't actually a guy jerking off in Pompeii. Have you seen that piece?

[Roan]

I have heard about that. Yeah.

[Francis]

That there's like a guy who's just like, crystallized as you're leaving Pompeii that, like, has his hand supposedly on his dick and that Mount Vesuvius exploded and he was just crystallized in the. In his beat off ash for all of time. But I heard this when you. When you. Yeah, you see this guy just got. Was catching a colossal beat and.

[Harry]

Wait, you're saying he wasn't jerking off?

[Francis]

I'm saying he wasn't jerking off. That when you. When your muscles burn alive was that you're like, everything, like, turns inside like you're a frog getting cooked on the grill.

[Harry]

But why are his legs, like, spread out so relaxed then his hip muscles.

[Francis]

Yeah, why? This is just some convenient propaganda from the beat off community.

[Harry]

His other arm is not tight at all.

[Francis]

This is his ancestors being like, no, he was not.

[Harry]

Yeah, he was definitely.

[Francis]

He was a good guy. He was a good Christian. He would never jerk off.

[Harry]

Yeah, he's definitely cranking it.

[Francis]

Poor bastard.

[Harry]

Poor bastard.

[Francis]

But yeah, that's what we're going to see at Francis's wreckage.

[Roan]

It is. I'm excited. We're going to have a great time. Are you going to be. Are you going to be okay?

[Harry]

Is there something that I'm. Is there something that I'm giving off that is suggesting that I'm in, like, a bad place today? What?

[Roan]

There it is.

[Harry]

All I've done is talk about how excited I am, and you guys are like, we're worried about you.

[Francis]

You need help. Put in the better help out here. Yeah, I think it'll be all right. I think it's going to be sick. But I'm also, like, worried about the. Honestly, I had such a good time the first time that when you try to duplicate a really good time, I feel like you wind up falling short. Yeah, I'm glad we have a different itinerary, but I also, you know, I have no idea what it's going to be like.

[Harry]

I'm not that. Well, I think it's going to be pretty fun. I mean, we're only going to be there for two days, so

[Francis]

I'm not

[Harry]

expecting any, like, big blowouts.

[Roan]

Well, it's two days, but it's two nights, and that's.

[Francis]

Fuck you.

[Roan]

I'm going to get a hotel. I'm not sleeping here.

[Harry]

I think we'll have a good time.

[Roan]

Who should we appoint to drive the rental cars?

[Harry]

I can drive. I don't care.

[Roan]

After what happened on that bush trip, I wasn't driving. I don't think anyone from the old demolition derby team should be behind the wheel.

[Harry]

I mean, I'm also fine not driving.

[Francis]

Well, I was. This was going to be a surprise, but I have Moresh coming out to drive.

[Roan]

Oh, my God.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I got Mirage coming to support us. More ash redemption.

[Harry]

Yeah, he needs it.

[Roan]

Mer. Crash.

[Francis]

God is ass. Yeah, I also have Katie coming out to delete some beers with us.

[Harry]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Francis]

He's just gonna be on the. On the boat. Just yogin.

[Harry]

Just yogging.

[Francis]

Absolutely yugging. Eating fish as they come out.

[Harry]

He's eating.

[Francis]

He's gonna be eating the fish like corn on the cob.

[Harry]

We do need a guy to yug because we don't have a yugger on our. Like, in our group.

[Roan]

I'll do a little yugging.

[Harry]

Yeah, but you're only going to yug if it's, like, a Negroni or a Peroni.

[Roan]

That's a big talk from a guy. Coming from a guy who just swore off alcohol about seven years ago.

[Harry]

Excuse me, captain, do you have any Negronis in the cooler?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

No, Captain, I. I don't drink anymore. I got drunk once when I was 20.

[Francis]

I became a really bad drunk.

[Roan]

Slippery slope. Slippery slope.

[Harry]

I'll start drinking again on the trip. This weekend.

[Roan]

Nothing would make me happier.

[Harry]

Nothing would make me happier than just getting shit faced.

[Roan]

You want to try Guinness? Apparently the non alcoholic Guinnesses are actually very good.

[Harry]

I've had them. They're good, but they're not real Guinness.

[Roan]

Yeah, right.

[Francis]

But they're indistinguishable.

[Harry]

No, they're definitely distinguishable.

[Francis]

I heard Captain Whaling can do a perfect pour on the boat. Oh, yeah, I heard Captain Whalen's just going to be pulling back the nose of the swordfish. Just drizzling out fat Guinness splitting the G. We got to do. We got to do something mischievous like jump in a bog or steal a golf cart or some shit like that.

[Harry]

Steal a bunch of like, signs. Steal a bunch of Trump signs.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

I think that would be fun.

[Roan]

I think we could go to that flotilla I was telling you about where they fly all the Trump flags.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

And they have all the boats linked up. Up. And we'll go with like snorkels on and we'll go underwater and we'll. We'll scupper the boats. I think that means sink them or, or maybe like foul the motors.

[Harry]

That's really mischievous.

[Roan]

What does it mean to scupper a boat there?

[Francis]

Scupper? I think that we. That's what they did during the Boston Tea Party, I think. You know, what if we dressed up like Indians and did it. Yeah. And we're like, it's the locals. It's the Hard Rock Cafe workers. It's the Seminole tribe got your ass.

[Roan]

There's a big. Yeah, there's a big Indian footprint. Florida.

[Harry]

What's the vibe? If we get out on the boat and it's one of these boats, like he's got the blow up Trump bottom right.

[Francis]

Or there's like 18 flags. I guarantee we're having the time of our life. I guarantee these boys know how to party.

[Harry]

He's got the inflatable Trump.

[Francis]

See, I wouldn't mind if we just flotillaed out to like a mangrove or like one like a floating area that has like a swing that only a couple old people are swimming at or something like that. Would that be nice? Are we going to swim?

[Roan]

Yeah, definitely.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to take my shirt off and go swimming on camera.

[Roan]

You don't have to take your shirt off. No, no, no. We'll wear our. Well, where. Our hook gear.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's. And that sometimes is worse, though.

[Roan]

Why?

[Harry]

Because then you get out and it's all glue into you put on a Couple.

[Francis]

What about just hook. Make a really heavy sweatshirt that we could hide underneath.

[Harry]

I think we got to get Roan shooting a gator out there on the IRL stream.

[Francis]

That'd be so sick.

[Harry]

Yeah. Little roan.com and I hunt a gator.

[Francis]

That'd be so nice. Make some. What if we brought a gator to that restaurant and like see if they like can deep fry and nugget up a gator for us?

[Roan]

I wonder.

[Harry]

You think that's the craziest thing that we could bring?

[Francis]

No, not in Florida. There's probably been people who brought live humans.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. Probably just throw this on the ground

[Roan]

on that golf course nearby. They. They capture. They capture wild boar all the time. And then. And then they'll season them up and

[Harry]

then kill them from a helicopter.

[Roan]

I think they'll eat. They'll feed them like acorns and for a while.

[Francis]

Oh. So they. They taste better.

[Roan]

And then they kill them and eat them.

[Francis]

So nice to Acorn feed. They also feed. Or they'll like make acorn cheese. Acorn flavored cheese. You ever with that?

[Roan]

Yeah, I think I remember that from Red Wall. Did you ever read the Red Wall books? Did you?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Brian Jakes.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, they're good.

[Roan]

No,

[Francis]

T.D. jakes. There's some classic T.D.

[Roan]

jakes sending olive branches and he's lighting them on fire.

[Francis]

Oh, with the proud ass frog.

[Harry]

Wait, maybe I did read this.

[Roan]

Oh, maybe I did read this with Pepe.

[Francis]

That Pepe the frog.

[Roan]

Red Wall. Brian Jakes, you know.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

Matameo. And that's not it.

[Francis]

Pepe the frog is. Yeah, it's all the name.

[Roan]

Anthropomorphic animals.

[Harry]

Yeah, I read. I read Red Wall.

[Roan]

The.

[Francis]

The Rat King.

[Roan]

I think the badgers were like the biggest warriors of all.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Famous warriors. I loved these books. The long patrol with the hairs.

[Francis]

I was more of an animal farm guy myself.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

The moles were always the cooks. And they made the famous deeper and ever turnip and tater and beetroot pie.

[Harry]

Sounds delicious.

[Roan]

And then they had elder flower cordial.

[Harry]

You think we'll be able to get some of that down in Florida?

[Roan]

I don't know. None of that's real.

[Francis]

Elder flower cordial.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Is it not real or you just have never seen it for yourself?

[Roan]

It was made by moles.

[Harry]

So what makes you think that the moles aren't making it now?

[Roan]

I'm afraid to speak at this point, so I concede. Whatever point you want me to lose.

[Francis]

You have to fight back and say the moles actually make Elderflower cordial. That's the only way.

[Harry]

Oh, man.

[Francis]

I've been on a big Rosemary kick in everything. Rosemary drinks, Rosemary chicken, rosemary dips, Rosemary shampoo, rosemary conditioner, Rosemary's baby. Yes.

[Harry]

Little Manhattan.

[Francis]

I'm loving all that. I'm deep into rosemary right now.

[Harry]

That's good. Is it, like. Is there any, like, health benefits or anything?

[Francis]

Absolutely not.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Just love of the game.

[Francis]

It's just flavorful as hell.

[Harry]

That's good. I like that. Happy for you.

[Francis]

It'll just knock your socks off. Hopefully we get a nice rosemary cocktail down there. How could we make it? How can we make it nice, Francis? That's really what I want to figure out.

[Roan]

Well, how.

[Francis]

Is there, like, a last time you were making us cocktails?

[Roan]

Yeah. Yeah. I think we should get some real cocktail supplies for the house so that I can chef up some good stuff. I'll do some mayonnaise if you want. Do you think they'll have stuff there at our Airbnb? Yeah, I don't think they'll have, like, a bar for us. No.

[Francis]

Are you. Where are we eating on the first night? I want to eat somewhere real nice.

[Roan]

I'll do a little research. I'll do a little research. There aren't really that many good restaurants on island. There are a couple, but there's good stuff around there. I don't know.

[Francis]

How's the people watching?

[Roan]

Oh, the Pink Elephant. We got to go to the Pink. The Pink Elephant's great. They have a dessert called the Hummer and it's like ice cream Kahlua.

[Francis]

Oh, that looks so good.

[Roan]

It's great.

[Francis]

Oh, the Pink Elephant.

[Roan]

We gotta go to the Pink Elephant on tomorrow and then we'll go to the Temptation on Wednesday.

[Francis]

Yeah, right.

[Harry]

They got a couple of these in Florida.

[Roan]

Pink Elephants.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I think you're thinking of piece of cake. Moving company in New York. They're everywhere.

[Harry]

I swear to God, I think I've been to this place.

[Roan]

No way. No way.

[Francis]

It wouldn't surprise me if Sass had also been here if he had the exact same lived experience as you.

[Roan]

Tyler, while you're on the sort of website, just see if there's a way for you to grab a reservation for tomorrow night for six of us.

[Francis]

Scott Stevens used to take me to the Pink Elephant, the hockey player.

[Harry]

Is it asking for which location?

[Roan]

I would go late. Like 8 o' clock probably.

[Francis]

Dude, should we ask Portnoy if he wants to pull up to this? The Pink.

[Harry]

The Pink. It's not a bad idea. Tell him to get the chopper out there?

[Francis]

Yeah, the chopper. If he just lands right on the beach next to the Pink.

[Roan]

One in the pink, two in the stink.

[Harry]

You think eight's smart or do you think we should go like 8:30? If we're gonna be out till seven,

[Francis]

we're gonna have to call the Pink. Let's call them live.

[Roan]

Call them later. We'll call them. Yeah, we'll call them later.

[Francis]

We're gonna have already eaten at the Pink right now if people are listening to this.

[Harry]

Yeah, true.

[Francis]

We will have on Thursday.

[Harry]

Yeah, We've already destroyed the pink elephant.

[Francis]

Oh, we're shutting down the Pink.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I cannot wait to shut down the Pink.

[Harry]

Tell him we want to buy him out for the night. No one else in there. Just our guys.

[Francis]

Yeah, just. Just Elio. We gotta get Elio out there. Brendan Jones, each one of our guys.

[Roan]

Does Elio live? No. Where does he live?

[Francis]

Boston, I think.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think so.

[Francis]

But I think he would fly out.

[Harry]

I think we could get Dave to go meet us at the Pink Elephant.

[Roan]

It's not close to where he lives at all. It's not close at all.

[Harry]

You don't think he would travel?

[Francis]

No, I think for us he would, dude. I think we're top dogs. We're his tarpons. We're the whales.

[Harry]

We're the tarpons, bro.

[Roan]

I think if we asked Dave if we could film a fish week basically near his house, he would allow it and then maybe he would do that with us.

[Harry]

That makes sense. That would actually. That's a good idea. We should do that.

[Roan]

That is a good idea. Totally different fish down in the Keys, right?

[Harry]

I'm not sure. I'm not really that permanent with Florida

[Roan]

fishing and bone fishing.

[Harry]

Yeah, definitely.

[Roan]

Do they have bone fishing down there?

[Harry]

Yeah, in the Keys.

[Roan]

Wow, that's tough.

[Harry]

One of the hardest fish to catch.

[Francis]

Yeah. Because they're so damn sneaky.

[Harry]

They're fast as. They're like one of the fastest fit. I think they're the fastest fish in the world outside of tuna.

[Francis]

I heard they're one of the most duplicitous fish in the world.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. Where'd you hear that? That they're two faced as hell. A fishing guide. Rick. Steve.

[Harry]

I hope Jeff is the man.

[Roan]

Jeff is going to be the man. I think he's a barstool guy. I don't know about Captain Whalen, who was our guy?

[Harry]

Who was our other guy that we

[Roan]

were like, oh, we loved that Drake. Drake. Drake May.

[Harry]

You know, I used to fuck with BO for like like, years straight about being like, well, Drake said, like, we should do this instead. And he would get so mad.

[Francis]

I would be like, who was Drake?

[Harry]

The guide? He was just a guide for us. And he's, like, friends with Sydney Wells. Yeah. But he was like, he's big into fly fishing. And he, like, gave me some spots and stuff for Wyoming. And then anytime we would talk about our fishing trip, I would just be like. Drake said, like, what you're telling. What you're saying is a terrible idea.

[Roan]

That's a really good bit. Drake was awesome. He was the coolest fishing guide I ever saw. I mean, he truly knew more than anyone.

[Francis]

Is this what it's going to look like? Is this what it's going to be like?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What?

[Harry]

Yeah, it'll be like this.

[Francis]

Do you boys fish? Are any of you fishers? No. Tyler growing up. Yeah. Oh, my God. We're gonna be having some laughs.

[Roan]

It's gonna be so good

[Francis]

standing on the front of the boat like that.

[Harry]

Yeah, I fell in.

[Francis]

What?

[Harry]

Yeah, there he goes. Oh, yeah, there he is. There he is. He's in.

[Francis]

Sorry.

[Harry]

Everybody in the water apologizing.

[Roan]

I managed to throw my rod onto the boat before I fell in so that the rod didn't get wet.

[Harry]

I mean, you landed on top of the fish. It was just you. You were trying to pick it up for yourself.

[Roan]

I knew it was coming. I mean, the boat was, like, rocking like crazy.

[Francis]

What's going to be our boat to compare to that one?

[Harry]

Bigger.

[Roan]

And then I asked, has anyone ever done that before? And they were like, we've never had someone fall in. Not one time.

[Harry]

The whole time you were standing on that, I was like, he's gonna. You're gonna fall in for sure.

[Roan]

I thought I could feel the ocean. I was really keeping my knees bent.

[Francis]

Like when you ride the subway.

[Roan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

Keep the knees loose, core locked.

[Roan]

Dude. We had this guy who was on the boat who was trying not to throw up the entire time.

[Harry]

What do you mean, trying not. He was throwing up the entire time.

[Roan]

Yes. Yeah.

[Harry]

Remember, I need. I need electrolytes.

[Roan]

Yeah, I do. I do.

[Francis]

How should I prepare today for being out? I cannot believe I'm going to be on the boat tomorrow. I'll be honest with you guys. I don't like this that much.

[Roan]

Yeah, I'm neutral.

[Harry]

I'm neutral as well, so.

[Roan]

No, no, no.

[Francis]

We. We.

[Roan]

You like it, and we need that.

[Harry]

Oh, I'm. I'm. I like fishing the boat. I'm neutral.

[Roan]

We're going to be fine. Point we're gonna get a bunch of non drowsy Dramamine. That's what we need. And we need to take it 30 minutes before we get on the boat.

[Francis]

Oh, I don't get seasick. I'm not worried about that. Famous last words.

[Roan]

I think you're making a mistake. You should take it. Just careful.

[Harry]

Seasick?

[Roan]

Never in your life.

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Well, is it gonna be choppy getting out there? I'll take some. I'll take whatever.

[Roan]

I do. Get seasick. And I will tell you that. That when I've taken Dramamine, specifically the non drowsy one, because the regular one makes me so tired beyond belief.

[Harry]

Kills you.

[Roan]

But the. If you take the non drowsy one and you do it the right way, which is before you get on the boat or like inside of the water, I've. I'm absolutely fine. And I don't understand how this medication could be that effective.

[Harry]

I don't know. I don't know how it works.

[Roan]

But over the counter drug that, like, solves.

[Harry]

You got me. I'm taking it now.

[Roan]

Yeah, it's really, really quite good.

[Harry]

I don't even get seasick, but I don't now. I just don't want to risk it. I think it's easy.

[Roan]

Be safe. Yeah, we just don't know what's going to be out there.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You know a drug I took this weekend, 10 milligrams of Adderall.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

That's pretty great.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's pretty strong.

[Francis]

Just after the long day of being at the baseball game, I need to go out that night. And I hadn't. I hadn't taken an Adderall in six years. It was amazing. I'm about to get a script.

[Harry]

That's pretty weird that you mentioned that because I literally on. On Thursday, I was asking Austin if he takes Adderall. I was thinking about getting back on the Back on the wagon.

[Francis]

Yeah, of course he doesn't take Adderall.

[Harry]

He said he doesn't. He said he used to take it.

[Francis]

Yeah, right.

[Roan]

Should we all start taking Adderall?

[Harry]

It's not a bad idea.

[Francis]

Imagine the conversations on this pod. We're all on cocaine.

[Harry]

Well, I mean, the thing is, like, I actually need Adderall. So when I take it, it just doesn't do. It just makes me feel bad and, like, hate myself. I just don't speak.

[Francis]

I'm gonna be on the boat on an Adderall.

[Harry]

But I bet I would be sick at Call of Duty if I took it.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Insane.

[Francis]

Everybody else out there's on it.

[Harry]

Oh, triple digits.

[Francis]

Yeah. I mean I was on 80s back in the day.

[Harry]

That's. Are you, are you really?

[Francis]

In high school I was prescribed 80 milligrams of stratera.

[Harry]

That's crazy.

[Francis]

How nuts is that? 80 milligrams every day.

[Harry]

I was probably on something similar. I was taking two concertas every single day. I was taking one and then, and then at lunch I would take another.

[Francis]

That's so crazy to have to pack your pills.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

To have a compartment in your lunchable next to your, in your kids cuisine.

[Roan]

Do you think that it messed you guys up?

[Harry]

No, I just was super skinny and then I like in ninth grade when I stopped taking it, I gained 40 pounds in like a year. And the doctor said that I was gaining weight and I was like, yeah, because I was £130 in high school. Yeah, I was doing meth every day

[Francis]

because I was scrubbing the floor of my bathroom with the toothbrush every night. When I got home I would just

[Harry]

get like, I wouldn't eat all day and then like when it would wear off by night time, I would eat like 3,000 calories in like 20 minutes. So I'd be so hungry.

[Francis]

Dude. It had me convinced that I, when I was in high school that I had ocd. Cuz I would be walking through the high school trying to like step on every crack on the part of my shoe where it like arched. So I was like perfectly stepping on every crack to like avoid it. And I was like, I really think I have ocd. And then I just stopped taking Adderall. It's like, oh, I don't have to be doing some insane neurotic like that because I'm not on 80 milligrams of speed.

[Harry]

80s a lot.

[Roan]

I think they, they say that we over prescribe and put kids on this too much and that it totally messes them. Totally. And I'm just wondering from your own experiences if that's been true.

[Francis]

It made me not want to take it for a long time, but I think I'm back.

[Harry]

I would say, yeah, I think they do over. I mean it's supposedly, it's like, I don't know if it still is, but I know like a couple of years ago it's like the most over prescribed drug in the country. By like, I mean there's still like a shortage because so many people are taking it.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah. Like in New York, like it's hard to find, but when the color teal

[Francis]

first came out, they were prescribing Adderall and painkillers, like it was nobody's business. Adderall, they still are just doing it at that same clip. But painkillers, they. They dialed back a little bit.

[Harry]

They tried to. The reason that I stopped taking it, like, my mom. Mom was like, you're done. You're not taking it anymore.

[Francis]

Because the perks were teal. See?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And I swear to God, like, it was the exact. I bet the Adderall was, too, bro. The Adderalls.

[Harry]

Oh, Concerta's teal.

[Francis]

Yeah. It's just the 90s had a moment with that.

[Harry]

I mean, they had me on every. I took. I took Adderall, Vivance, Concerta. What was one that you said?

[Francis]

Stratera.

[Harry]

I don't know if I ever took that one. Vyvanse was the one that. I only took it once, and I just laid in bed the entire day, and I was like, I'm never doing this again. But I. I took it so long. And my mom brought me to the doctor, and she was like. I was probably, like, 12, 13. And she was like, he just, like, doesn't really. Like, his personality is very flat when he takes it. And the doctor was like, yeah, we'll probably have to get him on some antidepressants. And then my mom was like, you're not taking this anymore.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean, I was, like, 12. They wanted me to take, like, pretty much meth and then antidepressants. It's like a. Stack it out.

[Francis]

It's like, what are you on?

[Roan]

They were trying to create a cocktail.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

A drug cocktail stack.

[Harry]

Yeah. It's like, maybe just, like, you know, 30 minutes of fresh air every day. We'll get it done.

[Francis]

Sunlight.

[Roan]

Yeah, I mean, I. I agree with that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And now.

[Harry]

Yeah. I don't think there's any reason that any kids should be taking this unless you have, like, ADHD bad, and you need it.

[Francis]

Well, that's probably what your parents thought

[Harry]

you had, but that's what the doctors think everyone has.

[Francis]

Well, what the fuck is adhd? You.

[Harry]

You meet someone with adhd, like, bad head.

[Francis]

Yeah. But if they take that, their personality probably just gets flattened out. Like, you're talking about. It's the exact same thing.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I've met people with it.

[Harry]

Like, they, like, can't stay still.

[Francis]

Who's somebody that we actually know that. That probably has adhd?

[Harry]

I don't know. I don't know. I just know a couple. I knew a couple kids growing up that, like, definitely had adhd. Like, couldn't pay Attention causing trouble in school. They're like, jittery, hyper, as. Like, those are the people that need it. Like, I was just like, I didn't to want to do my homework, so they were like, yeah, get them on meth. That'll get him. And it work. I mean, I did my homework when I was on it. I flew through it. Like, it works. It definitely works.

[Francis]

Like, all Ozempic is. Is the same thing as Adderall. But it won't make you get good grades.

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

It'll get you skinny the same way, but it won't have you dialed in. And I think that's why a lot of kids took it, because their parents just wanted them dialed. Yeah, my grade, My gpa, Scott.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. Like. Like a noticeable amount.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's. It was awesome.

[Roan]

You know, it's another great study tool that helps you keep your grades up. The threat of your parents beating you. My parents said no prescriptions, just belt. And I knew. I knew what was coming if I came home with an A minus.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, the belt.

[Roan]

So if you get the belt. Yeah.

[Francis]

See, my parents were like that, too, and I still wasn't enough. They're like, you need the pills. Yeah, we need to give you. I need these good grades, and I don't care what it takes, because then I started, like, I would cheat on some tests. I got caught doing that because I had to get the good grades.

[Harry]

What was, like, the worst grade you guys ever got? Like, did you ever get, like. Did you ever get, like, a test back with just, like, a 23% and you're just sitting there like, the word.

[Roan]

The worst grade. Well, the worst grade I ever got was my freshman fall when I took a math course at. At Harvard, and I got a C on it.

[Harry]

I'm talking about, like. Like, not like, you're.

[Roan]

Well, I mean, I think I failed the midterm.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I think I got, like, a 50. But then they graded that on a curve, and so it, like, brought it up to a C, but, yeah, I fundamentally failed it.

[Harry]

So you never. You never dipped into, like, the 30s or the 20s? I'm talking, like, on, like, a quiz or a test.

[Roan]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't be able to remember, honestly.

[Harry]

I mean, probably not, because I. I got vivid memories.

[Roan]

I think that. I think that if that ever happened, that in all likelihood, it was like a time when the teacher had given us a quiz or a test that was just so far beyond what the class was capable. Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

There was some crazy disconnect, and so Then they would, like curve it or have us retake a different one. But I was never, you know, I

[Harry]

remember, I remember a bath class in seventh grade. They handed me my paperback and I got a 23 and it was just like, I had no words. It was one of those ones too, where I was like, I think I actually did pretty well on this.

[Francis]

Oh, wow, that's the worst.

[Harry]

And I got it back. It was. They just let me retake the whole thing.

[Roan]

What I was good at was being organized. I wrote all my assignments in my planner. Like, I never was surprised by work.

[Harry]

Yeah, I was always surprised.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

It was always like, oh, I had no idea we had to do that.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

One time I got a 6 out of 10 on a spelling test in 6th grade and I was like, so ashamed of it that I. I forged my mom's signature and I got caught on it. And because I did, I couldn't go to San Antonio on a trip that I was going to go on with my mom. And I still have never been to San Antonio in my life.

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

And this, that was a 6 out of 10 on a spelling test. Not even that. It's not that bad.

[Harry]

That bad.

[Francis]

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[Roan]

boydad Harry, I want to hear about your New Brunswick. I mean that club.

[Harry]

What about it?

[Roan]

Did Vinnie Brand do time?

[Harry]

No, he did not. But he was there. He popped by. He was. He popped by for the late show on Friday and then he popped in for the. He just like would come by, say, what's up? Talk to you for a little bit. And then he had to bounce. He had shit all weekend.

[Roan]

Huh.

[Harry]

He's so funny though.

[Roan]

He's funny.

[Harry]

He's so funny. He. He's like. He text. I texted him. They do a long intro. Very. It's like 20 minutes long. And have you been since. They did like, they. They have like a. Like a crowd camera.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Throwing beach balls around. It's honestly, the crowd loves it. It gets them going, which is nice and it's pretty funny. But we took the train. It was me, Lev and Tristan bowling and we took the train both ways and Lev had a spot back in the city at 1 on Saturday and I was like, the show was at 9:30 and I was like, there was an 11:27 train. So I texted Vinnie and I was like, do you think it would be possible for us to get to the train for this 11:27, if the late show's at 9:30. And he replied, and he was like. He was like, I've only heard stories about, like. Like, difficult to work with comedians. I guess this is just our turn.

[Francis]

Oh, that is good.

[Harry]

And then I missed the train. I didn't make. Make the train.

[Roan]

Did you Uber back?

[Harry]

Yeah, they both. They. I told them, I was like, go. Just go. Like, you guys are fine.

[Francis]

I'll.

[Harry]

I'll make the. I think I'll make the train. I got off.

[Roan]

Off.

[Harry]

And I grabbed my bag and just sprinted out. Like they hadn't even. People hadn't even paid checks yet. And I'm running out the door. I hear the tr. I'm fly. It's only like two minutes away from the train. No, I'm sprinting as fast as I

[Francis]

can, but there's no Uber.

[Harry]

And I didn't even come close to throwing up. So I know things are going a lot better. Yeah, good. Didn't even break out in a sweat. Believe it or not.

[Francis]

We weren't going fast enough.

[Harry]

No, I was. I was moved, moving. And I get to the train. Train's not arrived. I hear Lev and Tristan being like, there he is, he's coming. And I hear the train pulling up. All the doors are locked.

[Francis]

You have.

[Harry]

I had to wait on the elevator and I missed the train.

[Roan]

Oh,

[Harry]

they tried the guy. I mean, 11:30 New Brunswick train. That guy's not waiting for anybody.

[Francis]

He's gotta get home.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was me and, like, two other people that were also waiting and we all missed it because the elevator. Kind of a bummer. Yeah. Sucked.

[Francis]

That sucks. So you just. You Uber back to the city?

[Harry]

So I ubered back.

[Francis]

Did you make Lev's one o' clock show?

[Harry]

I wasn't planning on going to it.

[Francis]

You were gonna support the brother?

[Harry]

No, but it was good. It was fun weekend fun hanging out with those guys. Fun seeing Vinnie. He's funny as fuck.

[Francis]

Who's Vinnie?

[Harry]

Vinny's the. He owns the club. He's like, like in his 60s or something. He's just like a. It's just like a. Just like. I don't know, he's like a goofball.

[Roan]

But he's a comic. Yeah, and he'll do. He'll do stage time too.

[Francis]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah, but he just likes to, like, around. Yeah, like, he wants to, like. I don't know, he's. He'll. He'll like, just around with you when you're in the green room. And you never know if you're like, if it's serious or not. And then he'll be like, I'm just having a. I'm just trying to have a good time.

[Francis]

How did Vinnie get all that cash?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Let's watch his pockets a little bit. How's Vinnie in the position to own a successful comedy club?

[Roan]

Club?

[Francis]

Because if Vinnie can do it, why can't we open one up?

[Harry]

You know, Vinny Chase, I think you probably could.

[Francis]

You think?

[Roan]

Yeah, Chase Bank.

[Francis]

Where would you open one up? I'm thinking Southern Maine or something.

[Roan]

How about, like, Idaho so we can fish?

[Francis]

Or like Montana Butte or Billings.

[Harry]

That would be nice.

[Francis]

Like a fat one in Idaho. Best room in this. In the country. But it's in Idaho.

[Roan]

We could do fishing in the spring. We could ski in the winter and hunt buffalo. Stand up whenever.

[Harry]

Yeah, I love this idea.

[Roan]

And we'll be in, like, Bozeman maybe,

[Harry]

but do you think there's enough people that would be going to see comedy there that it would be worth it?

[Roan]

I think that that would definitely be something. I mean, where is, like, Big sky is blowing up.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You know, there's a lot of money

[Francis]

from Cali's moving up.

[Harry]

Big Sky In.

[Roan]

In.

[Harry]

I thought that was in. Is that in Montana or Wyoming?

[Roan]

Montana. Got it. No, I don't know.

[Harry]

Big Sky Montana.

[Francis]

Just any. Anybody in the Tri state will travel.

[Roan]

Yeah, it's Montana. Yeah.

[Francis]

Anybody in Wyoming, Montana and Idaho? That's basically the same. That's like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania.

[Roan]

If we go to Big Sky Montana here and we start a comedy club out there where we say, like, all right, with this ticket, you get to come to the show. You get to fish with us for an hour. Like, we're all going. It's like a combo. Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, we all go fish together and then we all walk to the club.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Maybe get, like. Everyone gets food. We kind of relax for like an hour or so.

[Roan]

I got a great name for our comedy club.

[Harry]

What is it?

[Roan]

Punch Line and Sinker.

[Francis]

That's so good.

[Roan]

You know? You ever heard that line, Hook, Line and sinker. Yeah. Yeah. Punchline and sinker.

[Harry]

I love that.

[Francis]

That's so good. Has that been done? That's gotta have been done.

[Roan]

I don't think it's been done. I checked. And it's like when.

[Francis]

When comedians have a cruise that they all go on, but it would be just us going and doing stand up on a riverbank somewhere.

[Harry]

That would be. I mean, yeah, this is my dream. This is all I've ever wanted.

[Francis]

And then Maybe somebody like kills their family member out there or something like that and there's a whodunit. We got a true crime spin off.

[Harry]

Oh, this is getting better and better.

[Francis]

That's the kind of you dream about. A nice fat true crime spin off.

[Harry]

Yeah, we should. We should do that.

[Roan]

They just opened a one and only hotel out there that. That's like the fanciest hotel chain I've ever seen in my life.

[Harry]

Oh, really?

[Roan]

One and only.

[Harry]

So like nicer than like the Four Seasons and stuff?

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

What's. What makes it better? I mean, like, how good can a hotel get?

[Roan]

Brother, if you gotta ask, you'll never know.

[Harry]

I think that is the case because in my head I'm like, it. What would be better? Like, I guess better like food at the hotel.

[Roan]

I mean, in my honeymoon, I went on to one of the one. The one and only. In Rwanda.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And our room was like a tree house, two bedroom cabin.

[Harry]

Damn.

[Roan]

That had, you know, like ev. The bed linens are the highest quality. The mattress is the highest quality. There's like, everything's free.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You pay for the room and then like all your meals are included, all your drinks are included, all this. And

[Harry]

yeah, sounds like a treat.

[Roan]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Four Seasons guy.

[Francis]

It doesn't sound like it, but like,

[Harry]

what would be the biggest difference between that and the Four Seasons? Because that sounds like all things that the Four Seasons would have to.

[Roan]

I think that the Four Seasons is. Is a hotel chain that like services both vacation destinations as well as metropolitan areas and is like a. Can be a business hotel for business travelers in cities. Whereas one and only is like only destination. Like vacation destination. Similar to like Amman.

[Francis]

Aman's opening a. A hotel in a town in Macedonia in like an abandoned town. And I think they're just taking over the town. Maybe. Tyler, could you look up that one? I'm on Macedonia. I think they just announced it.

[Roan]

Damn.

[Francis]

They're taking over an entire town. Imagine. Or Montenegro. Excuse me? Montenegro.

[Roan]

I've been to Montenegro.

[Harry]

You should build a data center too.

[Roan]

The sickest that I ever got traveling happened in Montenegro because you didn't go

[Francis]

to this Amon town.

[Roan]

I guess not.

[Francis]

Look at. Imagine going to a fucking town.

[Roan]

That's their UNESCO World Heritage site. That's the old city.

[Francis]

And seeing France as sick as a dog out there on all fours, just throwing up, shitting.

[Roan]

Oh, maybe that's not what that is. But they're taking over that whole island. That whole thing is Going to be in a mine.

[Francis]

That's the word. That's the word. That's the word. That's what a lot of people are saying.

[Roan]

Holy smokes. That's so stunning.

[Francis]

Wouldn't that be stunning? Fish week, Montenegro.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Francis]

You don't see him in.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

I'm down. I'm down.

[Francis]

All you want to do is go to Bozeman. All right, I'll go to Bozeman, too.

[Harry]

I mean, big sky looked a little nicer. I'm just more of a mountain guy, you know, I like the mountains more than I like the beach.

[Roan]

Mountains are calling and I must go.

[Harry]

Exactly.

[Francis]

But we're tailoring Fish Week to your likes to the things you like.

[Harry]

No, I feel like this was a nice, healthy in between. I mean, getting what they want.

[Francis]

I think we could. If we did, like a Francis centric week, it would be a different thing than fishing.

[Roan]

Japan. We'd go to Japan.

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean, that would be awesome.

[Roan]

Do you guys want to come to Japan? Can I dress you in Japan? Can I. Can I get you guys clothes? Can we get. Can we do a shopping day where I dress you both?

[Francis]

I'm on Tokyo.

[Roan]

I'm on Tokyo. This one's expensive. This one's not around, I'll tell you that much.

[Francis]

Holy shit.

[Roan]

Yeah. Really nice.

[Francis]

Is it?

[Roan]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like 2,600 bucks a night.

[Francis]

Is it?

[Roan]

I think so. Something crazy.

[Francis]

That's where I stayed when I was in Tokyo.

[Roan]

Is it?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Wow. Must be good.

[Francis]

I don't think it was 2600 a night. I think it's 2600 yen a night.

[Roan]

No way.

[Francis]

It was 2600 yen, which is like $30.

[Harry]

No, it's not yen.

[Francis]

Yen is the yen to US dollars.

[Harry]

You don't got a LARP for us, bro.

[Francis]

We believe you. Guy doesn't know anything about the yen. 1700.

[Roan]

Oh, between 1700 and over 5000. But maybe that's like, for. Yeah, because apple blossom, cherry blossom, rather. And then like the sweets. I don't know.

[Harry]

No shot. You went with the lowest option either

[Francis]

there at the almond. You got to, brother. You just want to get in the door of one of those places and hope you can beg, borrow, and steal your way up to the top.

[Harry]

You were paying 5k a night. Don't even. Don't even try.

[Francis]

That's what Kanye tither was paying. You guys see Kanye's shows? Which one do you want to talk about? Kanye show or Justin Bieber's show?

[Harry]

Oh, I didn't really Watch much of the most of the jb, but the yay shows.

[Francis]

Those look sick.

[Roan]

What's going on there?

[Francis]

They were pretty sick. Yeah, Kanye's back.

[Harry]

Tough to admit. He's back.

[Francis]

We forgot about all these things.

[Harry]

He's definitely back.

[Roan]

Where were they held?

[Harry]

He held the Jordan show. What was it in Sofi?

[Francis]

Yeah, sofi. He had 80, 000 people out at Sofi going crazy to black skinhead.

[Harry]

The heartless. The money. The heartless one. I got. I got the chills watching that. When he goes, this is what 80, 000 people sounds like.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Two.

[Harry]

He goes, they said I'd never be back. Two sold out shows at Sofa.

[Francis]

Yeah, he's back.

[Roan]

Holy.

[Francis]

We're going crazy.

[Roan]

So what happened? He just got on the right medication, I think. Yeah, that's all it took.

[Harry]

He apologized to a rabbi too. I saw that.

[Francis]

He apologized to Jonah Hill. I saw that.

[Harry]

Oh, that's good.

[Francis]

He said, I'm sorry, Jonah Hill. He apologized to Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill made 33 million light. And you know, you know how Taylor Swift gave like a million to everybody that worked on her tour?

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

You know, Kanye's not breaking off anybody.

[Harry]

That's his money.

[Francis]

He probably spent it that day.

[Roan]

What? Explain to me where the promotion from this came from. Did he just release an album? Oh, he did. Is it good?

[Francis]

It's like, it's like a combination of like all of his old music, kind of. So it's like technically good, but a

[Roan]

bit dispassionate, pandering, almost trying to find what he had.

[Francis]

Well, it's just like from the guy who was like, I missed the old Kanye. Like, he literally just tried to give everybody the old Kanye. People say it might even be AI. It might have just been really. Might just be high, high quality AI fed into like, hey, make a Kanye being like, make a Kanye album. Yeah, yeah, make Kanye album from scratch.

[Harry]

Claude went crazy on Bully.

[Roan]

Damn, that's too bad. So from the success of this album is what he's now touring?

[Harry]

I don't know. I don't really know if he was touring or if that was just like a one off show.

[Roan]

Where's so far? What is so far? That's la.

[Harry]

But was the show broadcasted somewhere? Like it was like a. Wasn't it like a live show?

[Francis]

I know the Bieber one was live. I don't know about.

[Harry]

I think this was because people were like live tweeting, being like, this is like the greatest concert of all time.

[Roan]

Where was the Bieber One just Coachella, Coach. Oh. And he put it online.

[Harry]

I think it was similar. Like, maybe it was streamed somewhere.

[Francis]

I think you could just watch Coachella live.

[Roan]

Wow.

[Harry]

What do you guys think about Coachella? Would you. I don't think I would ever go.

[Roan]

I wouldn't go to a concert.

[Harry]

That's kind of how I am.

[Roan]

This is such a nice thing that we have in common. I am deadly afraid of concerts. I cannot think of a worse thing for me to do.

[Harry]

Dude. I just don't know what to do with my.

[Roan]

I am terrified of concerts. I can't handle fucking weddings anymore.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Like, just any place where, like, there's a chance that, like, I won't be able to leave when I want.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Or there isn't a bathroom. Easy on a boat. Yeah. Well, you know, that's six of us. I don't mind that. Yeah, exactly. It's. It's being surrounded by thousands of people where, like, you don't have control over what's going on. And I get very claustrophobic. I get super claustrophobic. The music's too loud. It's long. You know, everyone's like, here, have some of this mushroom. Have this drug.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And I'm like, I don't know. The. The odds of me hitting this incredibly narrow landing zone of drinking, energy, drugs, whatever. All of that, working with me, liking the music at the right time, like, it's a zero for me. There's no chance.

[Francis]

You need a blue Yoda, bro. A blue Yoda will get you right.

[Roan]

What's that?

[Harry]

What's that? Molly Tyler Cubali.

[Francis]

Love what a blue Yoda is, but I think that I. I get you a little.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I've watched too many documentaries about Woodstock 99, about the Travis. Travis Scott, like, rampage that happened.

[Harry]

That's not, like, even what gets me. I get the claustrophobic, and I get like. Like, when I used to go to concerts with my friends, they would want to be up front, and they would have no problem with just, like, moving people out of the way. And I would be the last guy. And I would be like, I don't want to do this at all.

[Roan]

Correct.

[Harry]

I'm. And then I get there and, like. Like, I'm just not, like. I mean, I'm sure you guys probably could pick up on it. I'm not, like, I don't know what to do with myself.

[Roan]

Me neither. During the music at a concert.

[Harry]

Yeah. Like, I'm not dancing. I'll try, but it's just this. It's just.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What's wrong with that?

[Harry]

Cuz then, then everyone's looking around and like, what the is that guy doing?

[Francis]

But that's your mistake and that's your hubris of being like, everyone's looking at me at the concert.

[Harry]

That is.

[Francis]

They're not.

[Harry]

I know, but it's a mental thing.

[Roan]

Thing.

[Francis]

I can't.

[Harry]

I have a hard time enjoying it.

[Francis]

I went to the Fred Again show and it was packed. And the worst thing about it was trying to get to your spot and then like keep your spot from like somebody like trying to like push in front of you, stand in the small like the one foot radius in front of you.

[Roan]

Kill me, dude.

[Francis]

That is bad.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And you know, you're like, I'm thirsty, I need a water. And that's four miles away. And then I'm gonna like. They're gonna take the caps off.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

So that I can't throw them at the player. And I'm not going to do that anyway. Look at me. And now I have the.

[Harry]

What?

[Roan]

I have an open water. As I'm jostling, you know, it's half empty by the time I get back to my spot.

[Harry]

When they give you the open water, dude, when we were at. When we were at the gaming thing in the uk, I ordered an energy drink and they made. They poured it into a cup and I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me, man. You think I'm going to do.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Throw it at one of the guys playing five miles away from me, dude.

[Francis]

That's how it was at this concert. I went to go get drinks for me and my wife and they're just cup drinks and so I have to carry both of them and then find her in three. In like three to five thousand people just like trying to like cut back to the area that she's in and

[Harry]

those cups, like if you even just

[Francis]

a little squeeze crack on the side. Oh yeah.

[Harry]

Flying everywhere.

[Francis]

Bottom.

[Roan]

God damn, dude. So I need to kind of like qualify it, you know? Now if somehow outdoor concert is the worst to me.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, me too.

[Roan]

That's all. I've really been so bad for me.

[Harry]

I've only been to all of the concerts I've been to have been outside. Except cousin Stiz was at House of Blues. Cousin Stiz was fun. That was fun.

[Roan]

I saw G unit 50 cent featuring G Unit at the Civic center in Maine when I was in seventh grade.

[Harry]

That's pretty sick.

[Roan]

It was amazing.

[Harry]

I would go to that concert.

[Roan]

The great. The phrase first album.

[Harry]

Yeah. Guns for sale.

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Well, that's G. Sorry. Oh, get rich or die trying.

[Roan]

It was get rich or die trying.

[Harry]

Did he have a bulletproof vest on?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Did he take it off?

[Roan]

I mean, I definitely remember him being shirtless because he was so jacked. He was like climbing the.

[Harry]

The horizontal ladder.

[Roan]

Speakers at one. And then he. And then at one point he pointed at someone in the. He was like, yo, yo, yo, stop the music. And he was like, who's that guy up front?

[Francis]

Or he goes, yeah, but that's what he said.

[Roan]

He goes, yeah. Oh, never mind. That's just a Ja Rule fan. Oh. Because he hate Ja Rule. They were really beefing all the time.

[Harry]

And then everyone beat the out of that guy.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Get him.

[Harry]

Killed him.

[Roan]

I went to that. But I don't know. I hate. I hate the concerts. And everyone's like, ma.

[Harry]

Everyone don't like when you say that. People do not like that at all. And I get it. Cuz like some people, they love. They live for their favorite thing in the world.

[Roan]

Yeah, they live.

[Harry]

You love concerts.

[Francis]

I do really like concerts, but I. I get the things that you're going through. Like, I didn't that. The least enjoyable part is trying to like guard your space. And I think a lot of people at concerts do their best to dress and act cool. Yeah. And that is a like, like big deterrence.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That sucks when you're around a bunch of people with that energy.

[Harry]

That's what the. The outdoor concerts that I would go. There was. There was a festival where I'm from that happened like every summer that I would go to and they had like big bands and stuff that would come play. But then I would went. I went to another. I've. I've pretty much only been to reggae concerts. I've seen like Slightly stupid and like Robert Randolph. Yeah. Like Stick figure shoe. What is the one with an R? Like Rebecca. I don't forget what they're called.

[Roan]

We had Reggae Fest on Peaks island

[Harry]

every year, but I never went to one in Maine.

[Roan]

I saw that's probably what you went to Peaks Island.

[Harry]

This wasn't a festival though.

[Francis]

Dandelion Festival off of Nantucket. Yeah.

[Harry]

I've been to a lot of reggae concerts, but those ones are. There's a vibe that's fine, that's relaxed. No, no, it's not. No, it's very like everyone's.

[Francis]

You have to be reggae enough.

[Harry]

You got to be reggae enough.

[Francis]

You can't be. You have to be like tie dyed and like. It's the kind where you want to put on Some fake dreadlocks just to kind of fit in.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Okay, but fine. But, like, there's not. You're never gonna have your eardrums blown to pieces at a reggae.

[Francis]

Yeah. But everybody, like, rode there on a Frisbee. Like, everybody is. You know, it's a very specific crowd.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And I think that the people who are at Coachella are the biggest representation of. Dress cool. Huh?

[Harry]

Revolution.

[Francis]

Oar.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Of a revolution.

[Harry]

Revolution.

[Francis]

Oh, Revolution. Oh. Got it, got it, got it.

[Harry]

I mean, I've seen them. I've seen the Marleys, all the. All the brothers.

[Francis]

But everybody at Coachella thinks that they're the main character.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Field of people. Everybody thinks that they're there to just get some Instagram posts off. Actually, there might be some people. I think tech guy Andrews out there. There.

[Roan]

Really?

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. I think he might just be there for the music and the Blue Yodas.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I'm trying to think of. I think I'm one more concert effort away from making a decision for the rest of my life.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

On whether or not I will ever attend a concert again. So I think I could. I could be convinced by the right person for the right act. It would probably be Coldplay, if I'm honest. I'm dying to see Coldplay.

[Harry]

Apparently, their concerts are great.

[Roan]

Want to see Coldplay? Call me gay. Whatever.

[Harry]

I. I mean, I like Cold.

[Roan]

Their music is amazing. Yeah.

[Harry]

They make good music.

[Roan]

And I would like to go to one of these stadium fucking concerts for Coldplay. Or you two. I would like to see you two, potentially. Or the Rolling Stones, maybe before they're all dead. Maybe they're too old now.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think they're too old.

[Roan]

Maybe it's too old now, but one of those bands, maybe. And then depending on how that goes, it will either affirm my decision to place a lifelong moratorium on concerts, or maybe I'll say, oh, maybe I'll try one more.

[Francis]

People try to tell you that you gotta go see a Grateful Dead show. If you like. You want to get re. Enthused about concerts, they'll push you towards

[Roan]

the Grateful Dead or Fish, Right?

[Francis]

Yeah. And then, yeah, you go to a Fish show, and it's just like. And for, like, four hours, and that's one song. Like, that can't be. I don't. I don't know what kind of drugs people will have to be on for that, but that's a whole different type of enjoyment of music that I have not been able to break through to. I. I'd love to love it. But how do you even. Like, this is one of Trey's best riffs. Like, he plays a 45 minute song he's never played before. War. It's like, dude, like who?

[Roan]

It's about the people. They say, somehow I'm not opposed to that either. Again, it's just. I. What I. All I want is it to not be too fucking aggressive and loud because you go to like anything else, it's too aggressive and loud.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's. I mean, I don't even mind the loudness. I like. I like feeling the bass in my chest, you know, it's just. I wish I was the only one there.

[Roan]

Air. Yeah.

[Harry]

I wish it was them performing and then it was me in the nosebleeds by myself.

[Roan]

Spot on.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

What I would really like is an intimate evening with Nora Jones. I'm not kidding you. That, to me, sounds magical.

[Francis]

I feel your ideal way of seeing a concert is how, like, they watch the concert in Home Alone 2 where they just like sneak into the top of the orchestra. The old lady with the. The pigeons just watches the show. Yeah, something like that. Where you're just kind of on your belly and you can watch in your own time and have a side combo.

[Harry]

Yeah, like, watch it like where, like, Lincoln got shot. Like, something like that. And I set up like that.

[Roan]

You know that viral video of Lil Yachty coming out on stage where he's like, super hype? Yeah, that's my worst nightmare.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

All I can think, people are like, wow, this gets me so hype. I'm like. I'm looking at that crowd and I'm like, I would be on the floor getting trampled by girls in sports bras who can't even pass their driver's tests. I would. I would be so dead at that concert from panicking.

[Francis]

No, I think you would. You would have to force yourself to fit in and just be like, oh, oh, oh, for like four hours. And you would be like, crying on the inside, just emotionally exhausted from having.

[Roan]

That's my nightmare. Is beautiful. Is like faking energy. That's what adult.

[Harry]

That's what it is for me. Every time, though.

[Roan]

Yes, exactly.

[Harry]

Except for Cousin Stiz.

[Francis]

Bob and pills is all we know.

[Harry]

Cousin Stiz was. Was an experience. I was. We were hammered. There was dudes in the line giving us Hennessy.

[Roan]

Oh, damn.

[Harry]

We were like fucking 16.

[Roan]

We went to Sensation White in Copenhagen when I was in college.

[Francis]

We went to what?

[Roan]

Sensation White in Copenhagen.

[Harry]

I don't know if I'm familiar with Sensation White.

[Roan]

It was a Huge house concert. I think the Swedish House Mafia was there. I mean, it was, like, crazy. And that would have been like 2009 probably. Maybe 10, 20, 10. And that was all right. I don't know. But that was like the last. Everyone wears white. It's crazy. And they have all these crazy things in the fucking ceiling and shit.

[Francis]

Michael Rubin's there. Diddy's there.

[Harry]

Yeah, I would probably go see Fitty if Fitty were to come tour.

[Roan]

What's he playing these days?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Francis]

The same shit.

[Roan]

No, but I'm saying, like, what venues?

[Francis]

Oh, he's probably playing low. He's probably playing Helium Philly. Oh, he's coming to Boston.

[Harry]

The Grand.

[Francis]

Oh, I'll be there.

[Roan]

Oh, he's doing nightclubs. Yeah, that makes sense. But they get paid a lot for that.

[Harry]

Oh, probably getting paid, like, half a million a show.

[Roan]

I don't know about that.

[Francis]

I'm gonna see Zed's Dead this summer. That's some real base. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Harry]

That'll be fun.

[Francis]

Some like that. Some dubstep. That'll be sick. Anything at Forest Hills? I heard they're reopening Brooklyn Mirage.

[Harry]

I heard that Forest Hills would be good. Little Forest Hills action.

[Francis]

That's going to be right by you. True Queens, man. The king of Queens.

[Roan]

Are you moving out there? Did you finalize that?

[Harry]

No, I have not finalized that.

[Roan]

Where are you at with your.

[Francis]

You're thinking of the Bronx, right?

[Harry]

I honestly have no idea. The people are looking at my apartment today, so.

[Roan]

To do what?

[Harry]

What? They're touring it.

[Roan]

To rent it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Which would get you out of your lease.

[Harry]

My lease is up at the end of this month.

[Roan]

So you have to leave.

[Harry]

Yes. I have to find somewhere to live.

[Roan]

You're talking about the end of April.

[Harry]

Yeah, but it's a very quick process.

[Francis]

Yeah, Once you pick a place I

[Harry]

already had, like, I like. That's. You go, you tour it, and then you sign it. It's easy.

[Roan]

That has not been my experience. One time. Time. And I've lived in my seven different apartments in New York. Maybe 10.

[Harry]

I've lived in four.

[Roan]

It's a feeding frenzy out there, brother. You got to be the first. First on the scene. You got to bring certified checks.

[Harry]

Yeah, I already got them.

[Roan]

You have that?

[Harry]

I got. I'm good to go. You don't got to worry about it.

[Francis]

Sass is ready for a bidding war.

[Harry]

He said, my shit's packed.

[Roan]

You're just living.

[Harry]

I'm just living with boxes everywhere.

[Francis]

Because you already had the.

[Harry]

Because I was gonna move. I was already planning on moving.

[Roan]

How long have you been living with boxes?

[Harry]

12 days or no, I guess like three weeks.

[Roan]

You've been living in a packed apartment.

[Harry]

No couch is still there.

[Francis]

Okay?

[Harry]

The only thing I have is my desk and my PC and your couch.

[Roan]

That's some real hacker shit.

[Harry]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Francis]

You need to be ready to leave. That's like Jason Bourne. Yeah, I mean, I told you your Israeli passport.

[Harry]

You know what's a little weird?

[Roan]

You're going to hit Escape twice on your keyboard and the entire apartment's going to catch fire.

[Harry]

You know what's weird?

[Roan]

Weird?

[Harry]

The guy that, that the broker, when I signed the lease originally is the guy that had texted me, being like, hey, we're going to show the apartment, blah, blah, blah. He was like, so like, like, like, sucks to hear you're leaving all this. But when I signed that lease, it was before, like, the broker's fee was illegal. So I'm like, bro, like, I hate you. Don't text me.

[Francis]

Yeah, he prayed on you.

[Harry]

Like, I paid that guy. I want to. Like, if I see him, I'm gonna be like, yo, give me the. My. You gotta that money back.

[Roan]

Oh, man.

[Harry]

Like, I gave him how many years of broker. Absurd amounts of money or was it

[Francis]

just for the original signing?

[Harry]

It was for the original signing.

[Francis]

It was like.

[Harry]

I mean, dude, it was like 15 grand.

[Francis]

What?

[Roan]

No, that's not right.

[Harry]

I swear to God.

[Roan]

No, it's not right. You can only charge 15% of the year rent at most.

[Harry]

That's the normal rent is a lot of money.

[Roan]

It's like, it's like a month and a half of. Of. Of rent is what they would charge at most.

[Harry]

No, this guy charged a ton.

[Roan]

No, unless you're talking about. Unless you're adding your security deposit in as well. They are capped at what they.

[Harry]

So it was probably around. Yeah, you're probably right. It was probably around 8k.

[Francis]

So this guy probably loves you. He's probably.

[Harry]

Yeah, he's like texting me like, we're like, buddy, buddy. I'm like, bro, you didn't even. He didn't even show me the apartment. He buzzed me in. He wasn't even there.

[Roan]

I remember talking to you about this and that. There are listings that are broker free or.

[Francis]

I remember. That's why you started stand up because you needed to make some extra cash to cover your nut.

[Roan]

You were surprised by the broker fee. You rented the apartment and then found out you had to pay that.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Stunned.

[Francis]

Why do they call it the broker fee.

[Harry]

Well, I've just never dealt.

[Francis]

Broker.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly.

[Francis]

You know what I mean?

[Harry]

I've never dealt with someone who doesn't show you the apartment and then you still have to pay them. I thought that was bizarre, Bar. Yeah, and I know he's about to run the same scheme on these people.

[Roan]

No, I. I'm. Isn't it illegal now?

[Harry]

Yeah, but he's not going to show up. Like he's getting paid to do nothing.

[Roan]

It's built in. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.

[Harry]

Which I don't fuck with. I don't. I don't. I don't like people that are getting paid for nothing.

[Francis]

So where are you going? You're. You're thinking Coney island still?

[Harry]

Yeah, probably.

[Francis]

That'll be the gondola.

[Harry]

Take the gondola in every day.

[Roan]

No, that's where Clemmer lives. What's that called? Randall's Island.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sullivan's Island, Sully's or take. Go. You go to Rockaway. Take the hour long Rockaway ferry in every day.

[Harry]

Not bad.

[Francis]

That would be so sick.

[Harry]

I just got a place out in Staten Island.

[Francis]

I love Staten bro.

[Roan]

I'm.

[Francis]

I'm gonna get a Vesuva statin.

[Roan]

I'm on Staten island right now with my. Yeah, with my cholesterol medication.

[Francis]

Is it working?

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Francis]

Just get blood work to see if it was.

[Roan]

Actually, I'm gonna have to go back in for a trial.

[Francis]

Really?

[Roan]

They're using me as a guinea pig, actually.

[Francis]

Trial while. Yeah, I heard that they're gonna have a thing soon that zaps your cholesterol. That zaps the fattiness. It like shocks it out of you.

[Roan]

I can't really like be mad that. I mean, that would be amazing. That's the other thing. It's like if you can just hold on for 15 years. Medicines change, like change every. Whatever so dramatically 15 years from now that it. It. It'll add 10 years to our lives. Life.

[Francis]

Yeah. They didn't even have peptides back then.

[Roan]

Yeah, they probably did.

[Harry]

They probably just weren't giving them out.

[Francis]

Clav was just on Adderall. He was just on an Adderall antidepressant stack.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yeah. Back in the day.

[Harry]

Put the meth down.

[Francis]

Well, back in the day, that's all they had.

[Harry]

Oh.

[Francis]

Oh. So foregone era.

[Harry]

Interesting.

[Roan]

All right, let's. Let's go. We got stuff tomorrow. Got big things tomorrow.

[Harry]

I was trying to think if I have anything else.

[Roan]

Tyler, we're yet. Oh, never mind. Let's go for five more minutes.

[Francis]

Oh, I didn't watch Euphoria. I got to watch Euphoria. Isn't there a scene where Sydney Sweeney like takes a dump or something like that? She like takes a dump on someone.

[Roan]

Euphoria is back.

[Francis]

I got your favorite show.

[Roan]

I love that show.

[Harry]

Yeah, she's like a porn star in this one. Right, right.

[Francis]

People keep on asking me to. To comment on the last episode of Neighborhood.

[Harry]

Oh, don't say I haven't seen any of the new season.

[Francis]

No, there's a new season. It's the season that we watch.

[Harry]

Oh, Neighbor. I thought you meant Friends and Neighbors.

[Francis]

My bad neighbors. I. But I watched that with my. The last episode with my mother in law. She was just there. And it's the most penis, vagina, breasts

[Roan]

episode nudity you've never seen before.

[Francis]

But I was like, I just have to. I have to normalize this. If I turn it off, it's like calling it the. A jungle gym.

[Harry]

Yeah, if you turn it off then it makes it all awkward.

[Francis]

Then it's more racist if you turn it off.

[Harry]

I thought it was funny as it was great.

[Francis]

The finale, it was fantastic. I gotta watch Neighbors and Friends. I gotta watch Euphoria now. I gotta watch.

[Harry]

I got a lot of. I gotta watch. I got a lot of. I gotta catch up on.

[Francis]

Yeah, I gotta re. Watch the Justin Bieber.

[Roan]

I rewatched the Prestige last night.

[Harry]

So good.

[Roan]

For the fifth time.

[Harry]

So good.

[Roan]

Unbelievable. How can he not know?

[Francis]

It is whenever somebody just has a twin in a movie though. Though.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Played by the same person.

[Harry]

Played by the same guy.

[Francis]

Paul Dano. There will be blood work. Social Network. Come on, get actual twins. Let actual twins get some work.

[Harry]

I know, right?

[Roan]

Paul Dano has a twin and there will be blood.

[Francis]

I think so. Do I remember that wrong?

[Harry]

I think so. I believe you've remembered that incorrectly. But I could be wrong.

[Francis]

Paul Dano.

[Harry]

Yeah, see, he does what? Why does he have a twin in it though?

[Roan]

I don't remember him having two.

[Harry]

Is this his brother?

[Francis]

Oh, Paul and Eli Sunday.

[Roan]

Oh my God.

[Francis]

He's a blood Eli.

[Roan]

I didn't know that. Oh, wow.

[Harry]

Interesting.

[Francis]

You got to rewatch it. You got to rewatch that and Interstellar.

[Roan]

I saw that one again not too long ago and I watched Interstellar. I'm rewatching some good ones. I watched the worst woman in the world. That was a good movie. Did you see that?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Who is that?

[Roan]

That some Danish girl. Or maybe she's Norwegian.

[Francis]

I love Danish.

[Roan]

I think in the World. Yeah. The worst person in the world.

[Harry]

No, I know that one.

[Roan]

I never watch Great Movie 7.7 on IMDb.

[Harry]

Is it in, In English?

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's what I thought. I knew there was a reason I

[Roan]

didn't watch it, but it's pretty romantic.

[Francis]

And sometimes I'll watch a movie that has subtitles. I'll just forget that. Or like, I won't even realize there's subtitles until like a little. Or dubbed over. Sometimes I won't even realize until a little bit.

[Roan]

Oh, that's terrible. Well, I can't watch.

[Francis]

All's quiet on the western front. I feel like it took me a second to be like, wait, is this dubbed over?

[Harry]

I didn't even know they had a dubbed version.

[Francis]

What do you mean?

[Harry]

I only saw the subtitles.

[Francis]

One dub is crazy.

[Harry]

Yesterday I, I, I overslept. We had. We had our stream and I overslept. I, I woke up luckily before we had even started. But I literally opened my eyes, started turned on the stream, and then I. We were live until like 11:30. And then I went to bed. Just the whole day was just in the chair.

[Francis]

That's so bad.

[Harry]

Full day just looking at the monitor.

[Francis]

That's so bad for your body.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Your body's gonna hate you.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You need to do some cat.

[Roan]

Do you love it, though?

[Harry]

I feel.

[Roan]

I get the sense you love this.

[Harry]

Yeah, I, I like doing it a lot.

[Roan]

I, I think you like. I get the sense that Telluride Bush has taken over. It's like, so you so passionate about it.

[Harry]

I would say I'm passionate about this just as much.

[Roan]

What, this show? No, there's no way.

[Harry]

100.

[Roan]

Dude, I could. I. You've never, I've never seen you get mad about anything about this show.

[Harry]

Because we don't have any problems. We have no issues. There's nothing to get mad about. The bush stuff was like. There were a ton of problems that were. That we were just creating. They were like, fake problems.

[Francis]

You've never yelled at Austin over this

[Harry]

show because it would be like, there was nothing. There's nothing. Like, the things that we were arguing about were, like, so stupid. And I was just like, guys, we gotta cut this and stop talk. Like, this is nothing we're talking about. Like, are we gonna get like X amount of money to go do this? And it was like the amount of money that we're talking about. It's like, if we're not gonna get it, like, we'll just pay it ourselves. Like, it's not. This isn't like life or death.

[Francis]

How much money was it?

[Harry]

It's probably like two grand or something.

[Francis]

Who are you fighting with?

[Roan]

With.

[Francis]

It was just.

[Harry]

We were trying to get the budget approved.

[Francis]

Austin was being tied over two grand.

[Harry]

No, Austin was being tied over the. This was also months ago. Austin's been great since this. But since you.

[Francis]

Since you set him straight.

[Harry]

No, no, he's been, he's been great the entire time, but the arguments that we were having were just. They were just pointless and I.

[Roan]

That's just Captain Jeff.

[Francis]

Oh, answer, answer.

[Roan]

Should I answer it?

[Francis]

Yes, he was.

[Roan]

I don't know. I don't want to spook him off.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't answer, don't answer.

[Roan]

I'll just text him.

[Harry]

Yeah, just text him and just be like, some of the guys are curious, like, what if we're using like, lures or live bait?

[Roan]

That's what I'll ask him on text.

[Francis]

Sorry about that. Sorry about my buddy. Sorry about my buddy. He's just curious.

[Harry]

But what I will say is it's. It's a lot harder to stay engaged and stay like super passionate about it online. Like when we're playing the online tournament after seeing the in person tournaments.

[Francis]

Because you're gonna have to start traveling.

[Harry]

Well, there isn't. The problem is there isn't a lot of in person tournaments. There's only like four or five.

[Francis]

You're gonna have to throw an in person tournament. Is that the cards?

[Harry]

That's what we wanted to do. Something like that.

[Francis]

But in Chicago.

[Harry]

Yeah, but they said no.

[Francis]

Who said no?

[Harry]

Whoever asked. I don't know who they asked.

[Francis]

I'm saying, did you ask internally or externally?

[Harry]

Internally.

[Francis]

So Austin said no?

[Harry]

No. Austin had no. No party in it.

[Francis]

Got it. So Austin's derelict on his duties.

[Harry]

Austin's doing a great job, and he actually said he's going to start doing more stuff for us, so.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That Adderall must be working overtime.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, he watches. I mean, he, he, he'll like claim that he doesn't care about it and then he'll watch the entire 12 hour stream. He's in the chat the entire time.

[Roan]

Wow.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Nice.

[Francis]

The guy just wants to be content.

[Roan]

You could tell Austin was so fucking helpful. Helpful on the book stuff?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

He was having to deal with the photos.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

In a way that was.

[Francis]

I mean, where is he getting the photos from? Is there any unseen photos or is it just stuff that's online?

[Roan]

A combination of both. But. But having to get like legal clearance for photographs is so hard we were having to reach out to people, like photographers from like 20 years ago.

[Francis]

And the guy picture of David, DP40 in there where he has like the skinny tie. Surprised that wasn't the COVID Yeah, I

[Roan]

don't know if I've seen that.

[Francis]

Of course you've seen it, bro. DP40. You wish you were there. You wish you were at DP40.

[Roan]

I think it's an illusion, though. I don't think he's wearing a tie. I think it's just part of the shirt, which was a cool shirt.

[Francis]

So, yeah, he's not wearing a tie. There's just a skinny striped on the shirt. Dave Portnoy, Maybe. Maybe. Only we call it DP40.

[Harry]

That combine video that they did is like the funniest video I think barstool's ever made.

[Francis]

Wow. Did they scrub it from the Internet after you guys bought it for the book? Oh, there it is. There it is. Go down, go down. There it is.

[Roan]

Yeah, that one.

[Francis]

Oh, God. DP40.

[Roan]

That's not a. I don't think that's.

[Harry]

Look at the towel hanging out of the pocket.

[Roan]

I think that was the super bowl party that they threw in Houston with Ja Rule and Ashanti.

[Francis]

Right. In Houston. That's when it was when Dave got initiated into the Crip set. That's why he has that blue flag hanging out of his. I keep a blue flag hanging out the left side. Only on the Crip side. Yeah, it was. Him and Snoop were there there they got. He got jumped in that night. Him and Nardini got jumped into the Crip set by back back 15 seconds. Name 15 cereals. You ever watch those videos of the dudes getting jumped into the Crips?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. The fight. That's the fight back.

[Roan]

Is it?

[Harry]

Yeah. They're beating the out of him and they're just going, fight back, fight back.

[Roan]

And he's not supposed to fight back.

[Harry]

No, he is, but he's not.

[Francis]

You can't fight back.

[Roan]

I don't want to watch this.

[Francis]

It's not bad.

[Roan]

I truly don't want to watch one guy getting beaten up by 12.

[Harry]

It's like.

[Roan]

That's what I feel like when I'm at a concert.

[Harry]

It's like 1v3. But it's part of the initiation. It's not in bad blood. They love him blood. It's not in bed.

[Roan]

I saw reasons that I got rid of the ins. My well was such negative energy. I saw. No, I saw a clip on Instagram. It was like it was my fault for Watching it as we've all.

[Harry]

I've had these before.

[Roan]

It was a takes it out bare knuckle fight in. Call it Russia, Slovakia, who the hell knows? Georgia, perhaps Hungary, maybe, who the fuck knows? And two guys who like knew how to fight too.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roan]

And they're heavyweights, trained killers. So their hands are wrapped and tape. That's it. And they're in a parking garage or a fucking wet. You know.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Dripping wet. Like abandoned factory. Some. Some really dim place. Really dark and dangerous. Damn.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And they come out and they're like, you know, and they're. They finally meet and one guy's winning the whole time.

[Harry]

So this is a long video.

[Roan]

Yeah. Yeah. And again, shame on me for watching it as long as I did and. But he's punching himself out and the other guy is just, you know, taking it on the arms. A fewer get through and I'm like, man, this guy's really. And then once the guy. Guy who had thrown all the punches and had won the first 99% of the fight got tired, the other guy just started punching him in the face and he couldn't block.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

A single punch and this cut opened up around his eye that looked like his entire eye ball was bleeding.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I mean the whole thing was blood.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And I was sick of. And the sound of the fist hitting him in that same spot over and over. Yeah. And nobody's stepping in because it's like, oh, yeah, they fight till they die.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And I haven't been able to eat red meat since then. It's. But that's really because of the cholesterol.

[Francis]

But couldn't you have just scrolled though?

[Harry]

It sounds like you were too engaged.

[Francis]

It was just good content sometimes. This is like Tyler the creator cyberbullying tweet. Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

Just shut it off and just walk.

[Francis]

Walk away.

[Harry]

But I guess you did. You deleted.

[Francis]

You fully deleted it.

[Roan]

Yeah, I set up a. An infrastructure.

[Francis]

I think there is some truth to it again, of like that you get negative energy when you watch stuff that have negative energy and you feel negative and you feel bad. I think there is a way to kind of scroll past that and just like, oh, I only want to watch some nice today.

[Harry]

Yeah, I agree.

[Francis]

They just wind up getting like sentimental videos of soldiers coming home and like that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Dads being good dads and stuff.

[Roan]

But if I want that, I'll go. Just go to YouTube now on my computer.

[Harry]

And YouTube's all you really need. Yeah, I have. I have my brick set up so it. I'LL have one where it blocks everything but Jess. And then I have another one that blocks everything but chess and YouTube.

[Francis]

Did you see the new brick app that you have to do a certain number of you to do 10 push ups to get a minute of scrolling time. And it does like a anatomical scan of your push ups to make sure you're getting. Getting deep enough to actually get your one minute.

[Roan]

That's pretty good.

[Francis]

So you need to do 120 push ups to get 12 minutes of scrolling time. Jesus, that's so insane.

[Roan]

That's great.

[Francis]

You got to get it, Francis.

[Roan]

I like that. Yeah. But no, I mean I'm completely off scrolling, which, I don't know. We'll see.

[Francis]

Don't let it ruin your push ups.

[Roan]

I don't really know a whole lot about what's going on.

[Francis]

It's nice.

[Roan]

Didn't know much about that Bieber concert. You start to feel like pretty stupid. I feel stupid.

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean, I guess it's just like you're gonna have to start just watching the news or something.

[Roan]

But what the. That's not what we talk about.

[Harry]

We're gonna have to start, you know, start their bomb.

[Francis]

They've wiped a bunch of cities off the map in Jordan. Jordan almost doesn't exist anymore. Or no, Lebanon. Excuse me?

[Harry]

Yeah, Lebanon. They're really just killing it.

[Francis]

Lebanon seems like a beautiful country.

[Roan]

I had a crush on the girl, girl from Lebanon when I was in. When I was studying abroad. Her name was Diala. She was so pretty.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Roan]

But there was a huge cultural divide between us.

[Francis]

Why? Well, you know, hummus.

[Roan]

Yeah, she comes from like a strict, I don't know, Middle Eastern Lebanese, like Christian family.

[Francis]

I feel like the Lebanese are kind of outside like Lebanon. The Lebanese have a good time.

[Roan]

They pretend to do.

[Francis]

Oh, really?

[Roan]

I think, I think, I think so. I don't know. They've got a little bit of a party culture in Beirut, but it's not like the way that we.

[Francis]

I thought Beirut was like one of the best party cities in the world.

[Roan]

It may be. I could be wrong. Probably not anymore though. Do you know that Steve Kerr's dad was, I think, the president of the American University of Beirut and he was assassinated?

[Francis]

Yes.

[Harry]

Really? Really.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That is crazy. Mike Kerr.

[Harry]

I heard it was because he was actually in gambling debt.

[Roan]

Well, I got every one of my pieces of that fact. Right. That's got to be the first time that's ever happened on this show.

[Francis]

You know what Steve Kerr's son's name is? It's disgusting.

[Roan]

What?

[Francis]

Nicholas, I swear to God. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's disgusting.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, it is. That's tough. It should change that.

[Roan]

That.

[Francis]

Yeah. It kind of undoes all the good work that he's done.

[Harry]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Francis]

That's why he's always posting so leftly. He feels that. That strong guilt about the. Come on, that's bad.

[Roan]

That is bad.

[Francis]

Bad and wrong.

[Harry]

I would just call him, like, Nick K. Nikki. Yeah. Nikki K. Nikki. Yeah. Or just Kerr. What up, Kerr?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

All right.

[Harry]

Well, thank you guys for listening. We'll be back with Fish Week.

[Roan]

Fish Week.

[Francis]

Lots of merchant.

[Harry]

Stay tuned.

[Roan]

Goodbye.