The Trout and The Hare | Son of a Boy Dad #395

Summary

Son of a Boy Dad #395: "The Trout and The Hare"

Podcast by Barstool Sports
Date: April 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This installment of Son of a Boy Dad marks the conclusion of the crew’s much-anticipated "Fish Week." Lil Sasquatch (Harry) joins hosts Rone and Francis, reflecting on days spent fishing, kayaking, and exploring the outdoors. The episode weaves together banter about fishing triumphs (and failures), musings on what it means to be self-sufficient (could they survive a Castaway situation?), and signature irreverent humor on everything from Publix sandwiches to weaponized rabbits. It’s a relaxed, sun-drenched, laughter-filled debrief with recurring themes of friendship, masculinity, and comedic self-deprecation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fish Week Recap and the Art of Patience

• Fish Count & Highlights: Each participant shares their haul, favorite catches, and "peach and pit" (best and worst moments).
  • Harry is relieved to have finally landed a fish, emphasizing the patience required in fishing:

    “Fishing, it's all about patience and relaxing, and it takes you into a meditative state… Was I a little bit flustered? Of course.” – Harry (03:32)

  • Rone reminisces about FaceTiming his kids and the group navigates feelings of embarrassment about public family affection (04:47).

2. Rivalry, Rituals, and Catching "The One"

• Reflecting on Catches:
  • Friendly rivalry surfaces as they compare numbers and sizes.
  • Francis describes catching a tarpon, admitting to a genuine moment of fear and adrenaline:

    “I was a little scared... I was worried that it was gonna— I was gonna lose it.” – Francis (10:40)

• Debates on Fish Mortality: The group discusses the fate of released fish and the delicate nature of trout:

  • “That trout had 1 million eggs… Not anymore. You think it genocide?” – Ron and Harry (09:24-09:34)

3. Publix: Peak and Pit

• Food as Joy and Existential Dread:
  Their "best" and "worst" moments of the trip both occur at Publix—the bliss of a perfectly crafted sandwich juxtaposed with discomfort at elderly deli workers possibly toiling out of necessity:

  • “I think they're all rich locals who are just doing it kind of as community service… They gotta be rich, right?!" – Ron (12:10)

  • This segues into reflections on aging, societal roles, and privilege.

4. Bunny Business: Primitive Instincts and Survival Fantasies

• Spotting a Hare:
  • Tongues-in-cheek, the crew debates if they could kill and eat a rabbit for survival.
  • Francis wonders if their collective survival instincts would kick in under "Castaway" circumstances:

    “Do you think that if Castaway happened to us… you'd survive?” – Francis (16:01)

  • They even strategize (absurdly) about catching a rabbit with bricks, highlighting their wilderness ineptitude and comic bloodlust.

5. Kayak Misadventures & Friendship Dynamics

• Grueling Mangroves:
  Harry recounts being left behind during a tough kayak segment, revealing how sudden physical exertion tests patience and unity. Playful bickering emerges about taking unanticipated "workouts" and the challenge of keeping up (31:20–32:15).

6. Reflections on Fishing Ethics

• Strict Adherence to Rules:
  Recognition that fishing guides and enthusiasts maintain a strong culture of rule-following for conservation and ethical reasons:

  • “Everyone involved in the fishing industry… is incredibly protective of the fish and adheres to the rules strictly.” – Francis (43:00)

7. Dream (Alternative) Lives

• If Not Barstool…:
  The hosts consider alternate careers—fishing guide, whitewater rafting guide, or a gig at Publix—as theoretical post-success pursuits. Skepticism remains about actually enjoying such work daily (22:07–22:25, 25:33).

8. Banter and Absurdity

• Silly, Viral Moments:
  • Peach and pit/rose and thorn routines are playfully mocked (“Peach and Pitt. Rose and Thorn. Peaks and valleys, brother.” – Harry, 06:19).
  • Francis is razzed about his weight and being called a “twink” by a local (34:03, 41:37).
  • Speculation about bringing "gun week" to Wyoming, Scotland, or Greenland, including jokes about arming unarmed nations and inventing invasive gun “species” (45:41–51:20).

9. Reflections on Place and Privilege

• Florida Real Estate:
  The group muses about owning vacation homes, Airbnb culture, and the mismatch between appearance and comfort.
• Cultural Observations:
  Discussion on the surprising homogeneity of the area's residents and employees, comparing ethnic grocery stores in Brooklyn to the local landscape (37:09–39:35).

10. Food, Chefs, and Aspirations

• Chef’d Life:
  Francis tells a story about dining on expert-made chicken Caesar wraps at Dave Portnoy’s house, musing on privilege and the fantasy of living large (63:08–64:28).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On fishing as meditation:

  “Fishing, it's all about patience and relaxing… it takes you into a meditative state.” — Harry (03:32)

• On male affection and fatherhood:

  “You don't think it's gay to have kids?” — Ron
  “No, not at all. I think it's a miracle that we should be celebrating.” — Harry (05:55–06:01)

• On existential Publix conundrums:

  “The pit was seeing how old those folks were, and the realization that they had to grind.” — Ron (12:19)

• On hypothetical survival:

  “Do you think that evolution would kick in quickly enough... to teach you your own survival skills?” — Francis (16:35)

• Friendly shade:

  “You sneak—you just threw me a… shot there because we all had shitty casts.” — Ron to Harry (27:16)

• Weight (and self-esteem) check:

  “I weighed myself, and it said 220.6. That's the heaviest I've ever been in my life.” — Francis (34:03)

• Inventing "gun week":

  “We've got to get gun week going. Maybe we go to Greenland.” — Ron (51:00)

• On property and Airbnb culture:

  “This is the Airbnb bubble. This house that we're at right now, it’s barely habitable… and it's just slopped together.” — Ron (54:30)

• On wrap superiority:

  “I'm telling you, they grilled the tortilla wrap on each side—the best chicken Caesar wraps I've ever had in my life.” — Francis (63:16)

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Notable Timeline Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Highlights | |:-----------|:------------------------------------------------------|:-------------------------------------------| | 03:13–07:46 | Fishing recap and numbers | Fish counts, friendly rivalries | | 11:16–12:25 | Publix "peak and pit" ritual | Sandwich joy & discomfort | | 15:36–18:20 | Rabbit hunting hypotheticals | Absurd survival banter | | 29:31–32:15 | Kayak drama | Bickering over being "left behind" | | 41:28–42:19 | Francis called a “twink” by a local | Body image, local color | | 43:00–44:29 | On fishing ethics and cheaters | Rule-following, “weights in fish” scandal | | 45:41–51:20 | “Gun week” & global trips brainstorm | Travel/fantasy, American gun culture | | 54:30–56:08 | Airbnb/rental misadventures & "slop" house | Critique of rental house | | 63:08–64:28 | Dave's chef story | Food envy, privilege |

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Tone and Style

The conversation is loose, irreverent, and built on inside jokes and gentle ribbing—a blend of earnest reflection and playful mockery. Slang, sarcasm, and exaggeration reflect their rapport and the Barstool aesthetic. At times, moments of genuine vulnerability or social commentary peek through the haze of humor.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a classic, meandering Boy Dad session—equal parts trip debrief, philosophical musing, and absurdist comedy. The hosts’ core concern with “fishing as manhood” quickly unspools into debates about Publix, hypothetical rabbit traps, and gun culture, with plenty of self-deprecation and homage to the friendship at its core. If you want podcast comfort food—equal measures banter, bonding, and bits—this is for you.

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Fish Week concluded, but the friendship—and the inside jokes—are just getting started.

Transcript

[Ron]

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[Harry]

Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy dad podcast. It is the last podcast of fish week.

[Francis]

That's it.

[Ron]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Ron]

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[Harry]

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[Ron]

I'm just glad Sass finally got one.

[Francis]

Well, it was touch and go there for a while.

[Ron]

After all of that. I'm just glad you finally got one on the board because Jesus Christ, if you hadn't, it would have ruined this trip.

[Harry]

What? What has come out at this time?

[Francis]

Everything.

[Harry]

Both fish episodes.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Okay. So we can freely. So I can freely speak? Yeah, I can speak my mind. Yeah. I mean, look, I wasn't worried about not catching one. I feel like you boys, you're too. You're too quick, you're moving too fast. Fishing, it's all about patience and relaxing, and it takes you into a meditative state and. Was I a little bit flustered? Of course. Of course I was a little bit flustered. It definitely doesn't help when I'm fucking mid cast. Like, we've been out there for, like, 15 minutes and I hear you guys fucking in my ear. The Smokestack Twins.

[Ron]

Nobody was fucking in your ear.

[Harry]

Smoking stack in my ear.

[Ron]

No, nobody was doing any of that. We were gassing you up, if anything.

[Harry]

No, you guys were, like, whispering like Harry's like, we're like. Like, I don't know if he's gonna catch a fish.

[Francis]

We got to that.

[Harry]

I was never worried. I never. I was never sweating it.

[Francis]

I sensed from your sort of growing, your fuse got shorter and shorter.

[Harry]

My fuse was never short. I was just trying to enjoy the moment, be in the present.

[Ron]

He was hot. There was the amount of times. What was your signature line when you didn't have something? Really?

[Harry]

I would say. Really?

[Ron]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean, because I thought I would get hit and then I would set the hook and I wouldn't. There wouldn't be a fish on the other end.

[Ron]

Yeah. I'm happy you got one. I probably had the biggest fish of my life. Was just telling my boys about it in front of you guys. I know, I know. I was just on FaceTime and. Yeah, I guess that was the first time you were around. Or I guess yesterday you were around when I was FaceTiming them. But my wife was like, sass probably thinks it's gay to say hi to your kids. So I got embarrassed and hung up.

[Harry]

That's crazy. I was howling, laughing when you were talking to the kids.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

You were at me.

[Harry]

No, I thought it was great. I was like, they look exactly like you.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like they have your Exact face.

[Ron]

Yeah. They're my seed.

[Harry]

It's funny, I didn't know that they were, like, so, like, developed and smart.

[Ron]

It's like the Baby Trump videos, honestly.

[Harry]

It honestly is. Yeah.

[Ron]

Just like the Baby Trump Baby Biden videos.

[Harry]

Like, when you were waving at the camera like they were waving back, like they recognized you through the phone.

[Ron]

Yeah. They're dialed the fuck in.

[Harry]

Yeah. I didn't know they would be capable of that. I thought it was just like you were. They were just hearing your voice.

[Ron]

Now they're along for the ride.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

It was cool to see it's happening fast.

[Francis]

So.

[Ron]

So you don't think it's gay to have kids?

[Harry]

No, not at all. I think it's a miracle that we should be celebrating, if anything.

[Ron]

Now you're fucking talking.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah. Let's give our fish count for the week. Let's all give our fish counts.

[Francis]

I think we should do our fish count and we should all say our favorite fish, Rose and Thorn. That we caught.

[Harry]

We'll do Rose and Thorn.

[Ron]

Let's do our peach in our pit.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Francis]

Okay.

[Harry]

You cool with that?

[Francis]

I don't know what kind of poetry shit you guys are talking about.

[Harry]

Peach and Pitt. Rose and Thorn. Peaks and valleys, brother.

[Ron]

It's like when girls go out to dinner after a long weekend and they have to say something.

[Harry]

What are your favorite.

[Francis]

What is your favorite thing that you

[Harry]

did in your least favorite thing? Yes, exactly.

[Francis]

It's a less fucking weird way to

[Ron]

say peach and pit.

[Francis]

Yes, tell me what, your peel, your stone.

[Ron]

Yeah. Your plum and your grape.

[Francis]

Your flower or your scythe?

[Ron]

Yeah, you're right. You're. You're. Yeah. What were they?

[Francis]

Well, for me. Okay, so final fish count for me was. How many did I catch today? I don't know. I think three today.

[Harry]

Three. So four.

[Francis]

So I got four, including my Megalodon yesterday.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. That was a beast.

[Ron]

Sash, what was your count?

[Harry]

I guess. How many did I get today? Two or three.

[Francis]

I think you got three today.

[Harry]

I got one of the jack and then I got the trout.

[Francis]

Trout.

[Harry]

And then I got another weird thing. Or no. Was that the jack?

[Ron]

That was.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think I only got two today.

[Francis]

Oh, you only got two?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Okay, so that gets you to three total.

[Harry]

No, there's no way, because I caught two back to back. Yeah.

[Ron]

And that was it. That was all she wrote. You had one minute of good fishing, and we were out for maybe 10 hours.

[Harry]

I mean, I was hot in that one minute, though. It was every cat. Matt can. Matt can, like it was everything.

[Francis]

I remember it was amazing. It was before the thing even hit the water.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

They'd be jumping at it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Sometimes you get that.

[Harry]

I guess my count was three. I mean, look, it's not. I wouldn't say it's tippable by any means.

[Ron]

Not to be at all.

[Harry]

I would say. But it's not bad. You know, we did what we had to do. We caught the fish we wanted to catch. Except for a tarpon, but that was a team effort.

[Francis]

It was. Ron, you had three.

[Ron]

I had three. I had three legits and one we threw back for being a big bass.

[Harry]

I mean Rowan might have been the mvp.

[Francis]

I think Rome was the MVP today for sure. Yeah.

[Ron]

And yesterday Francis was the. The MVP with the tarpon. I would have just loved to be unable to go head to head with the tarpon with my. With the 33. The 33 incher. But I. I reele and let out my rope while I was doing it.

[Francis]

He's like, wow, it's really getting into the mangroves. It's like. Yeah, he's giving it more leash.

[Harry]

I did. I missed that whole.

[Ron]

Dude, doesn't it feel like reeling in a fish should go the other way?

[Harry]

They make like other handed rods and

[Ron]

I. I thought I was going the other way.

[Harry]

There also are some rods that do reel that way, I believe.

[Ron]

And so that. So am I. Is it? That's pretty dumb and embarrassing. I mean I. I unscrewed the handle of the rod. Y.

[Harry]

That's crazy.

[Ron]

And then dropped to fish.

[Francis]

And it got all the way to the boat.

[Ron]

Yeah. And then. And I just went too fast.

[Francis]

She was gone.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

But then I dropped it. I dropped the other fish. It's just. I'm just not very sporting when it comes to handling the fish.

[Harry]

Yeah. You dropped that trout big time. That thing definitely died.

[Ron]

You think?

[Harry]

100%. 100%.

[Ron]

No. It's probably just loopy a little bit now.

[Harry]

Trout die like if you like flick them in the face.

[Ron]

They said that. That that trout had 1 million eggs. It was going to have 1 million. That it would single handedly repop.

[Harry]

Not anymore. You think it genocide?

[Ron]

You think it lost the baby? If.

[Harry]

I don't know. I actually have no. I don't know what the sea trout like, what the difference is. If that was like a freshwater trout. Dead. 100%.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Because they have such soft mouths.

[Harry]

Yeah, soft everything.

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[Ron]

How about the guy saying that they had soft mouths?

[Harry]

I know they do.

[Ron]

That's gay. That's gay. What he Said that's gay.

[Francis]

What was your favorite fish that you caught, Harry?

[Harry]

Definitely my trout.

[Francis]

Yeah, Trout. What about you, Ron?

[Ron]

I take my trout.

[Francis]

Big one. The big mama

[Ron]

Francis today.

[Francis]

I really. I liked catching the trout. Yeah. I think trout's the much cooler than jackfish, which I caught.

[Ron]

What about your fucking tarpon?

[Francis]

Tarpon was cool. Yeah. The tarpon was way better than any of the fish we caught today.

[Harry]

Would you say that it was.

[Francis]

It made today seem stupid, but would

[Harry]

you say that, like, actually, like, did you enjoy having, like, a longer fight?

[Francis]

Are you kidding? Did you see how much fun that was?

[Harry]

I don't know. You didn't really look like you were having fun in the moment.

[Francis]

I was a little scared.

[Harry]

You were like anybody else.

[Francis]

I was worried that it was gonna. I was gonna lose it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And I thought we needed to get it all the way to the boat.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Did you hear what he said today? He said that he took keep people out this morning. They hooked three tarpon and didn't get a single one.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. Now that is impressive.

[Francis]

Fact that we got it all the way in. It seems like a miracle to me.

[Harry]

Yeah. I mean. I mean, how many fish did we lose even today? Yeah, I probably lost like 4 ton.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Maybe even 10.

[Ron]

It might even been 10. There was a lot. What.

[Harry]

So what's all hooks down here?

[Ron]

Can I say what my peach. My. My peach was. I don't know what my pit was, but I think my peach was Publix. I. I feel like I really enjoy those. Those Publix sandwiches. So did I. I think I was hating on them, just being like, oh, it's just glorified Wawa or something like that. No, it's different.

[Francis]

That guy took so much pride in making the sandwich. He was 85 years old. Retire.

[Ron]

That was a little bit disconcerting that there was people with pink hair shaving down the roast beef.

[Francis]

I mean, the entire everybody behind the deli counter at Publix was 100, the oldest people. And you think, are they doing this because they like it or because they have to? Are they trying to stay sharp and social and purposeful?

[Harry]

I don't know.

[Ron]

I think they're all rich. I think they're all rich locals who are just doing it kind of as community service to guys like us who are shopping in Publix. They gotta be rich, right? I mean, don't tell me they're. They're poor and having to work into their 80 to their late 80s.

[Harry]

I mean, I would assume that's probably what it Is unfortunately.

[Ron]

Okay, well, that's my pit.

[Harry]

That's a pit?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So your p, your peach and your pit both happened at Publix?

[Ron]

Yeah. It was as soon the pit was seeing how old those folks were and the realization that they had to grind. But then the peak happened not three minutes later when I sunk teeth into that sub. Francis ate a sub right in front of the guy who made it.

[Francis]

It did.

[Ron]

Like, it was sushi.

[Francis]

And he looked up when I was taking my last bite and he went, huh?

[Ron]

He might have said, like, good sandwich, huh?

[Francis]

Like I said, I couldn't wait.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Hungry. Watched you make it. Couldn't wait.

[Ron]

Did you take a dump in that Publix?

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, big time.

[Ron]

You did?

[Harry]

Yeah, I needed to.

[Ron]

Why didn't you just do it here?

[Harry]

I did.

[Ron]

You doubled?

[Harry]

Doubled. I, I. And then I, I tried to shit at the, at the kayak place too. It was just like a non stop. I just had. It couldn't come out. I couldn't get it out.

[Francis]

Oh, you couldn't go?

[Harry]

Well, I went. But it was like. The first one was like, yeah, that's like. That's a quarter of the tank.

[Ron]

Yeah. At best, you don't screw the valve.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Harry]

And then the second one was like, that's half, but there's still probably a quarter.

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[Ron]

I think that if you had just had some leafy greens, it would have dragged everything through.

[Francis]

Who knows, man? With har.

[Harry]

Jolly rancher chews have some fiber in them.

[Ron]

No chance. That's pure gelatin. That's like putting a toilet plunger into your body and just eating it. That's disgusting.

[Harry]

That's true.

[Ron]

Where are we about to go tonight? And are they gonna laugh at us for bringing that amount of meat?

[Harry]

Yeah, definitely.

[Francis]

Probably.

[Harry]

They're gonna be like. Well, you could do like fish tacos, something like that.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ron]

We could make a ceviche.

[Francis]

We're bringing four filets of trout from two rather small trout, I would say.

[Harry]

He said, that's how big they are, though.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah. We just. They told. I said, what's the limit? And he said, we can take four per person. So I thought we were all gonna get four trout.

[Harry]

Yeah, I think he did too.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Because for a second there it was. We were. Things were picking up.

[Francis]

Yeah. We were hidden. We should never have left that place.

[Harry]

No, we really shouldn't have.

[Francis]

The first one, the one where we caught.

[Harry]

Second one.

[Ron]

Oh, the second one.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I love the first one.

[Harry]

I like the first one too. I Kind of wish we went back to the first one once all of our casting improved.

[Francis]

I hadn't figured it out yet. I also had no ability to judge whether something was biting the bait.

[Harry]

Yeah, it's tough to tell. I kind of figured it out at the end. Like I had a easier time when I was keeping tension on the line rather than letting out all that slack.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Where you. When we go out to dinner, they're gonna just what, grill up? Look at this fucking bunny right here.

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[Francis]

Others.

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I told you there was a fucking hair.

[Harry]

Yep, that's a beast. Shoot it dead.

[Francis]

Get it?

[Ron]

See, that's us.

[Harry]

Somebody gunned that bunny down immediately.

[Ron]

Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him? A double barreled shotgun.

[Francis]

I ate a rabbit a couple weeks ago. It was so delicious. I mean, it was really delicious. Better than chicken. Significantly.

[Harry]

Ew.

[Ron]

I almost think of it as like a dark.

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[Francis]

No, no, no. Not so dark.

[Harry]

Lights.

[Francis]

Very white.

[Harry]

Really?

[Francis]

Yes, really.

[Ron]

It must have been a bigger bunny than that one.

[Francis]

It was definitely bigger than that one.

[Harry]

Yeah, that one's pretty small. That would be tough to cook.

[Ron]

Today made me realize, because we have a video coming out about going through the mangroves. It made me realize how if I really had to fend for myself, how incapable that I would be.

[Francis]

I was just thinking about this, you know, do you guys think, well, I want to come back to that, but do you think that if Castaway happened to us, to any one of us, you'd survive?

[Harry]

Like what, like a full on tsunami?

[Francis]

No, Castaway, the movie, right? Tom Hanks.

[Harry]

Yeah, I know it. Oh, when he gets. When he crashes on an island, crashes the plane on the island, and at

[Francis]

best he has a few FedEx packages that wash up from which he can make tools. But besides that, he has to forge for all his own food and he lives for whatever 20 years or some shit because he's saying. Because he figures out how to make get fish and you know, it's like the Martian. Yeah, he only ate potatoes.

[Ron]

Yeah, I don't think I would be able to. I guess I would try my hardest.

[Francis]

But do you think that evolution would kick in quickly enough, effectively to teach you your own survival skills?

[Ron]

I think if you've never hunted a rabbit, I think it just really takes a different type of man to go hunt down a rabbit.

[Francis]

That's kind of what I mean, right? It's like how many times would I have to be sitting here getting hungry and hungrier and hungrier before I truly came up with A proper way to catch that rabbit and eat it.

[Ron]

But there's probably tons of people over the course of history that never thought of the solution. And they just, even as hungry as they were, they couldn't get a good ass rabbit trap.

[Francis]

I am desperate to kill that rabbit right now.

[Ron]

It has to be peanut butter filters.

[Francis]

I'm really looking around. We have a grill right here.

[Harry]

I know.

[Francis]

I, I am. I. I mean it's, it's taking one. I think the best bet right now with limited resources is taking one of these bricks and then throwing it really high in the air and having it land directly on top.

[Harry]

Yeah, but rabbits are so quick. Like it would see even the shadow.

[Francis]

I don't know. I don't really want to try because I worry I'd succeed.

[Ron]

Well, it inched away, but I think another way to do it would be you throw some bricks in one direction to make it go the other direction and try to be waiting with a more direct brick.

[Harry]

So you're talking about. You're talking about. I see what you're talking. Yeah.

[Ron]

You throw two bricks to the left, pump fake. And then he comes to the right. Like we throw them pretty high, like a game of dodgeball. And then as they're coming down and it starts to go the other direction, you try to smoke it with a smaller brick that you're throwing like a baseball.

[Harry]

Yeah. You're beaming that one.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

But you got to be accurate as.

[Ron]

So maybe we need a. Like a firing squad of.

[Francis]

Do you notice that it. It turns the other way? Right. And I know they can hear well, but I don't know if they can hear the sound of a brick sailing at the head.

[Harry]

It definitely can, you think?

[Francis]

100%.

[Harry]

Not even zero doubt.

[Ron]

Is that how they get away? They through listening?

[Harry]

I mean, they are fast as fuck. Like, they're literally a symbol of speed.

[Francis]

I think you're overestimating this rabbit here.

[Harry]

Dude, the symbol that people use to increase speed is a rabbit.

[Francis]

Pretty sure early, like fast Internet companies were like rabbit WI fi.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ron]

Task rabbit batteries.

[Harry]

Rabbit.

[Francis]

That's a bunny that's like never dies.

[Harry]

Exactly. So you think your bricks gonna take it out?

[Francis]

Fair point.

[Ron]

Energizer bunnies. Got to be from those videos on National Geographic. When there's like a leopard or something chasing a bunny and they just can outlast them, they just run forever. You think that's what it is?

[Harry]

I mean, I would assume. I think it's because they can just jump. Like they're like. Think about how like you're gonna throw. You're gonna throw it at the bunny. Don't. This will end up on fucking the news. It was like a Clive Clav move.

[Francis]

I want to disprove. I want to disprove you that it can hear the brick coming. So I almost want to throw it to the left. I don't think it'll move until the brick lands. I'll miss it on purpose. What do you think?

[Ron]

But that's the. That's the original.

[Harry]

That's the tactic that Rome was taught.

[Francis]

What if you have to have another brick ready?

[Harry]

But what if it. What if it hears it and then it. Instinct. It moves to the left and then it just. The block just lands directly on its head.

[Ron]

The defective rabbit.

[Francis]

Well, then I can't be blamed. I'm trying to miss on the head that goes under it to catch it.

[Harry]

He would be the only person responsible for that happening.

[Ron]

I love rabbits. That's one of the top 10 cutest animals.

[Harry]

And Francis wants to destroy it.

[Francis]

That one. That one looks sick. I think I'd be doing something humane.

[Harry]

It's probably having a fucking blast.

[Ron]

But if we saw a rat out there, imagine just a fat rat. We wouldn't be respecting it. Like this rat.

[Harry]

Rats are ugly and disgusting.

[Francis]

Maybe it's from. Maybe it's from fishing that I just have the blood. Blood loss.

[Ron]

Yeah, you definitely have the blood loss. After watching. You were eerily close when that fish was getting cleaned.

[Francis]

Yeah, I wanted to watch it.

[Ron]

Why were your hands on your. Your. Your elbows were like on the side of the boat with your supporting your head.

[Francis]

Yeah, I was just. I wanted to.

[Harry]

Kicking his feet.

[Francis]

I like that. I like the fact that the sort of gathering of pelicans kn. Come around for scraps and bits.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then he was able to throw bait to the snook. He knew everything in the water.

[Harry]

I mean. Yeah. He's probably there every day.

[Francis]

I wonder, I would assume.

[Ron]

Do you think that anything tastes good to a pelican? Or do you think that it's just going through the.

[Harry]

And he just goes right through the system, really. Yeah.

[Ron]

Like there's nothing they enjoy eating or is it just like something that's really meaty and so they don't have to try to eat for a while?

[Harry]

I don't know. I feel like that's like eating through like a fucking. Like a beer funnel. Like you're not getting any of the fucking taste.

[Francis]

Yeah. You're just getting it down.

[Harry]

Yeah. Just inhaling it.

[Ron]

But they have to like some things better. But Maybe it's like a steak. How it just fills you up.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, think about, like, sushi. Like, they're not. They're all kind of similar.

[Ron]

What, all fishes?

[Harry]

Yeah. Like, you ever get, like a bunch of different sushi rolls? By the end of them, you're like, this just tastes like fish.

[Ron]

Nah, not if they save that toro for the end.

[Francis]

Yeah. Harry, you see what these guys do for a living. Do you think this would be a job that you'd want if you weren't doing what you were doing?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Being a fishing guide?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

What about a fly fishing guide?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

Really?

[Harry]

Yeah. I don't, like. I don't want to. I just want to fish.

[Francis]

You don't want to deal with people.

[Ron]

He doesn't want to spend his entire life explaining shit to people.

[Harry]

Yeah. I also don't want to, like. Yeah, like, I would. I just want to go fishing.

[Francis]

I guess my question is then, let's say that you achieve your wildest dreams and sock away a ton of money and don't really feel the need to do this anymore. Is there a job that you would do that would keep you busy and interested, but was more fun?

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[Harry]

I have no idea.

[Francis]

Like if you couldn't just chill and fish and do your own fun stuff, but you actually had to do some kind of a job because Publix is hiring.

[Ron]

If you want to get your together.

[Harry]

I think I meet their age requirement. Yeah, I don't know anything really.

[Ron]

He would be a social media manager.

[Harry]

Social media manager.

[Ron]

He'd be making fucking sounds terrible. What are we talking, Baby Trump videos?

[Harry]

I mean, I don't know what you're asking. Like what's my dream job?

[Francis]

No, I think, I mean like if, you know, I've thought often about if all of this if I had everything I needed and had said I don't need to prove anything else to myself, I might become a whitewater rafting guide out on the middle fork of the Salmon river in Idaho.

[Harry]

Interesting.

[Ron]

That would be so nice I think I'd like that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Just that you can raft every day.

[Francis]

You're outside all day. Every day. You're meeting all kinds of different people who are having a lot of fun, and you're. Yeah, it's just. The job is clear.

[Ron]

I think the altruistic side of you also shines in this role. Maybe teach everybody every day.

[Francis]

It's for profit.

[Harry]

That's the thing, too. Like, I don't even think I would be a good guide. I think it would be like, this guy. This guy saw it. Probably, like, what we did, or not even what we did, but, like, if

[Ron]

you were trying to cast today for somebody. I know you're saying.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

The way that you were casting today, if you were like, yeah, I'm your guide, and you just, like, sent it 10ft and it helicoptered outside like a fidget spinner.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Like, that wouldn't be it.

[Harry]

Well, I don't think that's. That. That. That was more of a personal dig. What I was referencing was, like, I don't think I'm, like, a personable enough person.

[Ron]

Oh, God.

[Harry]

To be a good guy.

[Ron]

It's who you are, not what you like.

[Harry]

God. Yeah. I mean, you. You sneak. You just threw me a through a

[Ron]

shot there because we all had shitty cats.

[Harry]

I'll take it. I'll take it.

[Ron]

I'll accept Shitty cast. That's like that. You wanted me to come at you as a person. I just said you had a shitty hide. Shitty cast. Francis had shitty casts.

[Francis]

I had some really shitty casts, but

[Harry]

I really picked it up. I mean, you boys saw me at the end, too.

[Ron]

Francis. Francis picked it up

[Harry]

zipping through the air.

[Ron]

But you also didn't have the doohickey on it either.

[Harry]

Yeah, but even when I had it on, I was long. I was sending it further than you guys, and I was behind you.

[Francis]

It's much easier to cast that way.

[Harry]

I know, but I.

[Ron]

What, four armed with the back of the boat?

[Harry]

No, I'm saying when I wasn't using the lure.

[Francis]

Oh, were you going farther?

[Harry]

Yeah, I was going back, though.

[Francis]

No, I don't think you were going farther.

[Harry]

I swear I was. I was bombing it.

[Francis]

Well, we can do it.

[Harry]

Like, I saw one like, one of them. Like, it was like, it almost hit, like, the. Like, the bank.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I was like, oh, I didn't even know that was possible.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

They thought it was Artemis taking off.

[Harry]

Yeah. Once it's all about, you just got to figure out the tempo, you know? Find that rhythm.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Find that.

[Ron]

This is Backhand.

[Harry]

Find that beat.

[Francis]

I was throwing backhands like a pimp.

[Ron]

That looks like a little Rory swing.

[Francis]

Backing a.

[Ron]

You really do.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah. You were throwing a lot of backhand. I mean, maybe. You ever think that your backhand might be your forehand?

[Francis]

That's what I was starting to wonder.

[Ron]

You might be lefty.

[Harry]

Yeah, you might be.

[Francis]

You might be starting to think that way.

[Harry]

Only when it comes to casting, I

[Ron]

still need both your peach in your pit. And I also need to know if we get this trout tonight grilled at the restaurant or what are they gonna pan fry it?

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[Francis]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

[Ron]

What is that going to be one person's entree or are we also going to get.

[Harry]

What would be awesome is if we showed up and they were like. They were like, what the are you guys talking about? Why would you bring food to a restaurant?

[Francis]

See this here refrigerator? That's filled with what we're cooking tonight. I don't see your fish in there. You think this is some kind of picnic?

[Harry]

Is that the wrong place?

[Ron]

Just potlucking at a restaurant?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That is ridiculous.

[Harry]

Showing up with a cooler.

[Francis]

My peach of the day. My peach of the day was when Harry caught his first fish. Because I actually, as much as I joked and as silly as we were being about whatever, I would have been pretty down if Harry had not caught a fish.

[Harry]

I don't really think I would have been that down. I mean, I've been. I've been skunked.

[Francis]

It would have just been like, really sad.

[Harry]

No, it happens. Like you, I've. You go out fishing with your friends and you get skunked.

[Francis]

I get that. But I'm saying you're our. You know, it's kind of like when I beat you in video games.

[Harry]

But I don't do this. And also, it's live bait. Anyone can do it. Am I wrong?

[Francis]

Well, we don't really need to have the argument because you caught fish. I'm saying that had you not, I would have been sad for you.

[Harry]

Have you gotten excuse to accept you've

[Ron]

gotten skunk when there was just you and a couple other people? Yeah, that's tough. And they all caught fish and you didn't.

[Harry]

Yes, that happens.

[Ron]

Insane.

[Harry]

It happens. That happens all the time.

[Francis]

Damn. Even to the. The guy who fishes all the time.

[Harry]

Yup. Sometimes it's just. You're not on it.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Harry]

You're not getting on them.

[Ron]

I think that was my. One of my peaks as well when Harry caught one. Just because we could finally. We knew that you wouldn't be in a shitty mood all day. I think that you. There's a good chance that you would

[Francis]

have start sharing your chips more. Your candy.

[Harry]

All right, I'll go. I got a couple. I got a couple pits. My peach. Similar to you guys was probably when I caught my first trout today. I like that we all had that one. And then my pit. Let's.

[Francis]

I'm trying to think mangrove tunnel.

[Harry]

No, the mangrove tunnel.

[Ron]

What about when me and Francis paddled away from you?

[Harry]

When.

[Ron]

When we were going towards the mangrove tunnel? They said in the footage that you're just cursing the gods, just being like,

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[Ron]

me when I was trying to keep you close and keep up with Francis.

[Harry]

No, I. That. That.

[Francis]

I don't think I was waiting. It just looked like I had gone far, but I just got. I was waiting in the. Around the bend.

[Harry]

I don't think I was saying you guys, but I think I was definitely like, this. This is. I was pretty pissed. I mean, yeah, I was pretty pissed when we were going out to the mangrove.

[Francis]

Why were you mad?

[Harry]

I don't like, like, an unexpected, like, workout. I don't like, just like a sneak attack. Like, oh, shit, now we're using all of our energy.

[Ron]

I see you didn't want to. It was just like kayaking, though. It's not like.

[Harry]

Bro, what'd you think? It was like a paddle on the front of the boat and we're going into the current. I'm not saying it wasn't hard for all of us.

[Francis]

No crossing.

[Harry]

Definitely not easy crossing.

[Francis]

That sort of wide channel was hard for sure. And that's also why I knew that you guys wouldn't want to go. Maybe not Rome, but I knew you would not want to go to the dolphins. The dolphin wall.

[Harry]

Yeah, me and Tyler called that when we were going into the Man.

[Francis]

So I said to Mac, I was like, we need to just do this on our own. We're just gonna just solve this. We need. We need to see dolphins, so we're gonna go. And I struck out with a furious pace. I mean, the water behind me was frothing. There was. There were motorboats going by, and it was a no wake zone. And they went like this

[Ron]

for you.

[Francis]

Slow down. No wake.

[Ron]

With one man in a kayak and the other man sitting up front.

[Francis]

Slow. Said, I can't, I can't. I don't have time.

[Harry]

The way that we. Oh, what were you going to say?

[Ron]

No, just that. That I did Remember seeing Mac on the front of the boat like that little Indonesian kid. Like doing that dance just standing up there.

[Harry]

What do they call that name for it? Isn't it?

[Ron]

I don't know. But I just remember that one.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That dance.

[Francis]

Oh yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about.

[Ron]

You're about to say something earth shattering.

[Harry]

I forget what I was gonna say.

[Ron]

Crazy. You haven't matched socks. 1. One day this week.

[Harry]

No socks. I'm on a sock shortage right now. My pit. I guess. Yeah. I would say probably. My pit was probably just the five minute kayak over to the mangrove.

[Ron]

That's a shallow pit.

[Francis]

You know what my pit was? I weighed myself with a scale in there and it said 220.6.

[Ron]

That's a deep pit.

[Francis]

That's the heaviest I've ever been in my life. Legitimately.

[Harry]

You might be the heaviest person I know.

[Francis]

I don't think there's a way that that's correct. It sounds like I don't understand how that could be. That too. Fucking 20.

[Harry]

God damn.

[Francis]

I can't imagine that scale is accurate

[Harry]

because kayak didn't sink.

[Francis]

I weighed like 217 or 218 like three weeks ago when I went to my cardiologist appointment. And I made a vow at that moment to lose some weight. And I've been very much more conscious about it.

[Harry]

What weight do you have to lose?

[Francis]

I don't know. It's heavy.

[Harry]

10% body fat.

[Francis]

I don't. Fuck. I have no idea. I just. I'm scared of that number. Maybe it's healthy weight. But even if it were muscle, I don't want to be that big of a guy.

[Harry]

220.

[Francis]

I'm a 210 guy. I'm a 210 guy.

[Harry]

Just lay off the kettlebells.

[Francis]

I guess. Is it possible that 2 weeks of kettlebell workouts has added 5 pounds of muscle? No way. Steroids? That's crazy.

[Harry]

You can't gain five pounds of muscle in two weeks.

[Ron]

It could be due to the six beers and then four mixed drinks that you had before you had your seafood dinner.

[Francis]

I had two mixed drinks last night.

[Ron]

Two?

[Francis]

Yeah. But they were. There was no.

[Ron]

No, three, because the dessert one.

[Francis]

Oh, well, that was that.

[Ron]

What is. What was that drink?

[Francis]

It's called a hummer.

[Ron]

Holy. That's sick.

[Francis]

I'm having a ball. Guys. It's fun down here. This is cool. I'm gonna show her. When we go back for dinner. I'm gonna show you guys my house. If that's all right with You.

[Ron]

You got to.

[Harry]

Didn't we already go by.

[Francis]

I wanted to. We just briefly took a glance. But I'd like to walk you into the garden area and show you.

[Harry]

Oh, okay.

[Francis]

And show you the house.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That's a great honor.

[Harry]

Yeah, of course.

[Francis]

Oh.

[Ron]

Show a little bit of respect, a little bit of appreciation. I'd love to see that.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Maybe we get a bottle of white and walk around the grounds.

[Francis]

It's not. Not a bad idea at all. Pour one out. Pour one out for the house that once was.

[Ron]

I mean you showed us some of the area around there and it is fucking beautiful.

[Francis]

I'm excited for when it's fixed.

[Ron]

I heard movie just bought down here.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah, movie bought down here too. Well, the guy said there's a great time to buy. Interest rates are high in a couple

[Ron]

different areas that movies. Making a real estate empire.

[Harry]

Cali.

[Ron]

It's going to be like fox and roach. Florida, 21st century movie.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Peach and Pitt.

[Ron]

You've never. I can't believe you've never done Peach and Pitt.

[Harry]

Or Rose and Thorn.

[Francis]

Rose and Thorn. Rosenthorne. That sounds like a real estate company. Rosenthorne. Yeah.

[Ron]

Rosenthorne.

[Francis]

Rosenthorne.

[Harry]

Well, it's not. It's Rose and Thorn.

[Francis]

Rose and Thorn Realty. We have the best prices. You prick. Something like that.

[Ron]

Your prick is. Is great.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

You. They need to. They need to hear this. That made up company that we just made up.

[Harry]

It's crazy. I don't think I've seen someone that's not white once. I was just thinking about that. Like I don't think I've seen a single person who wasn't like 100 white.

[Ron]

That's true. When have you seen someone that's not true. When we were getting the like body armors and the body armor waters last night at the gas station.

[Harry]

Oh yeah. So one. Yeah, we saw a black guy.

[Ron]

We saw a black guy at the gas station.

[Harry]

Outside of the gas station.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But he was there though.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

He was real. What's that?

[Harry]

He was working at Publix too.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

But even like at the grocery store,

[Francis]

I don't know, we. If we looked around enough.

[Harry]

Oh, I was looking.

[Ron]

Publix is a well oiled machine. Yeah. I've never seen a grocery store that

[Francis]

runs like that's really good. It was impressive.

[Harry]

Yeah. Then they know how to operate. Yeah.

[Ron]

I guess it's that. That like. I think a lot of the grocery stores I go to have have Hispanic bros and sisters working.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yes. And here in Florida that Just does not fly.

[Harry]

No, they don't. Instead of having like. Yeah, it's just like really old white people and st. Bed.

[Ron]

Yeah. I wonder if that changes the wage. Can't. It shouldn't.

[Harry]

In my America paid like 75k a year benefits.

[Francis]

You know how in certain neighborhoods in New York you can go to grocery stores that are ethnically themed?

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

So there's a Chinese grocery store, the Japanese, you know, there's Korean market, whatever.

[Ron]

Yeah, of course.

[Francis]

What do you think if, if there were a grocery store in like China, the American store, the American grocery store, what would that have?

[Ron]

They have those in different countries. I think there's European ones and they have like Reese's puffs and like peanut butter and stuff like that.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. That's interesting.

[Francis]

Peanut butter is big. Other cultures don't really eat that. It was. I remember trying to find that in France and it was hard.

[Ron]

Yeah, they were like, we have Nutella.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

But yeah, they never have the.

[Francis]

I think it's. I think it's cow cawette.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

They should have like grocery stores. For every country I went to, people feel at home.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I went to the Brooklyn Children's Museum and the only exhibits were just ethnic grocery stores. That's the exhibits at the Brooklyn Children's Museum. It's just like 20 ethnic groceries.

[Harry]

What are the other ethnic grocery stores though?

[Ron]

Like, like there's Hispanic and Asian, Caribbean, African. And that was just like on one side it was. I mean it was. Go to the Brooklyn Children's Museum. It's been around for over 100 years.

[Francis]

You shouldn't go there without a child.

[Harry]

No, definitely not.

[Ron]

You get a better rate.

[Francis]

There was a sprinkler system that was really fun on the Brooklyn Bridge waterfront park that I used to want to go to all the time.

[Ron]

The splash pad.

[Francis]

Yeah, it had a thing that came out. You know what I'm talking about?

[Harry]

Yeah, of course.

[Francis]

But there was a sign on the gate in the front that said no. No one over the age of like 13 is allowed without the accompaniment of a child.

[Harry]

That's tough.

[Francis]

It's really rare to see a sign that. That's such a flip. Usually it's like 13 year olds are not allowed in here without adult supervision.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

But in this case.

[Harry]

But it's the other way around.

[Francis]

And I think that's all from what's happened to the world.

[Ron]

It is weird to see people take a stance against pedophilia. Usually it's just so ingrained. People just go with it so hard.

[Francis]

Well, also I mean, fundamentally, that sign would make me want, be more of a pedophile. It's like, I want to be in the water. So I'm going to get a kid. You can't just let me in as a completely normal adult to use the. I'm hot.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

What if you just want me to go find a child?

[Harry]

What if you just go to the lifeguard and you're like, keep an eye on me, like, I'll be the oldest.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly. I promise to keep my eyes above waist. Like.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

No, no touching. None of these kids are mine.

[Harry]

My hands are up. They're. They're going to be out of the water.

[Francis]

Give me 10 minutes. Give me 10 minutes.

[Harry]

Just going up to my waist. You don't got to worry about me.

[Francis]

Yeah. If I get hard at all, I'm out of here.

[Harry]

Yeah. Pull me. Blow the whistle. Blow the whistle.

[Francis]

Yag me, coach. I'm not gonna let you down.

[Ron]

How about that woman that, that called you skinny today?

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[Ron]

You should have hit her with the fact that you're 220.

[Francis]

She's just enabling me. It's horseshit.

[Harry]

Yeah, she flamed your ass.

[Ron]

She was like, you guys are all skinny.

[Harry]

She called you a twink.

[Francis]

She did?

[Harry]

Yeah. When we were walking away, she was. When we were, we were walking away, she goes, fucking twink.

[Francis]

Yeah, well, inbred hillbilly bitch.

[Harry]

Like, I didn't know people said that shit like that.

[Francis]

Sorry.

[Ron]

They're like, you skinny little six pack of twinks.

[Francis]

Where was that again?

[Harry]

I was at the, the life jackets.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you work in a life jacket rental place, bitch.

[Ron]

She was calling me a twink and you should have been like, I'm fucking 220.

[Harry]

Yeah, 220. Yeah.

[Francis]

How twink? How twink is that?

[Harry]

Yeah, more of a bear if anything.

[Francis]

220 pounds filled with cream Twink.

[Ron]

Like that fucking bunny over there. I would definitely sell that bunny.

[Francis]

You understand that the second we stop recording, I'm gonna try to kill it? No, that's been bothering me this whole time. It's so arrogant. It just. Look, it thinks it does.

[Harry]

It even got close, it would run away.

[Ron]

I also think that it is funny that you can just kill fish like that that you catch so easily, but if you killed that bunny, you would be the biggest monster of all time.

[Francis]

I do like the fact that the all everyone involved in the fishing industry that I've ever met seems to be incredibly protective of the fish and adheres to the rules pretty strictly.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, you got to.

[Francis]

Of Course. Pretty. But then again, you don't. In what other industry does everybody follow the rules like that?

[Harry]

I mean, you also like, well, first of all, people want to preserve the fish so that they can keep fishing.

[Francis]

Correct.

[Harry]

And then also if you like, break like any, like, if you break like any of the rules, like the game wardens can just take everything.

[Francis]

They'll. They'll take. And they'll take your license. So that's your job.

[Harry]

All of your gear.

[Francis]

You know that there are some fucking guys out there who are like. Like, yeah, we're not supposed to do this, but.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah, 100.

[Ron]

But we also had three cameras with us today, for sure.

[Francis]

I'm just saying the fact that they're those. Our captains know that know people like that and still they will play by the rules.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Which is to their credit.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Ron]

You got to be damn good if you're gonna cheat on fish. Like those geniuses that put the weights in the fish. Yeah, those are good, good fish.

[Francis]

Cheetahs. That video scares me. I'm pretty sure those guys were like strung up around a fucking light pole later that night in town, you know, hanged by fishing line.

[Ron]

It's a tight knit community. It's a great community.

[Harry]

They got weights and fish.

[Francis]

They got weights. And I remember someone yells. Someone yells, if they did it here, imagine how many times they've already done it.

[Ron]

Because you don't just come up with that once. You don't get caught your first time.

[Harry]

Yeah, people were really mad. I get it. I would be mad too.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Especially if you're dependent on that money.

[Ron]

There's no weights that were small enough to offset the fish that we caught today.

[Harry]

What do you mean that.

[Ron]

Those, like if you put weights in in those fish, it would just be the weights.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. There was.

[Ron]

There was no fish to go with it.

[Harry]

No, no.

[Francis]

Do you have a favorite fish you've ever caught in your life?

[Harry]

Yeah, I mean, it's always the next one.

[Francis]

Come on. There's no, There's. Is there a real prize moment that stands out to you?

[Harry]

That next fish? Yeah, I mean any. Probably just any of the big trout that I've caught. Like in Wyoming.

[Francis]

Huh. How are you run?

[Ron]

No, just the one you caught yesterday. Honestly, that's my biggest one.

[Harry]

I'm trying stripers too.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

What do you think yours is?

[Francis]

Well, I'm trying to decide if. If like my favorite trout that I caught in New Zealand or. Or that tarpon yesterday. It's one of those.

[Ron]

We got to get back to New Zealand.

[Francis]

Yeah. Just as guys, we'll go to New Zealand for our. Our seventh fish week.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Fish week seven.

[Harry]

Yeah, we gotta. Still gotta figure out where we're going for gun week.

[Francis]

Gun week?

[Ron]

Tennessee. Right?

[Francis]

Where are we going for gun week? Are we going to Tennessee for gun week?

[Ron]

Go to that bourbon factory.

[Francis]

Oh, we should go to the bourbon factory.

[Ron]

What are you going to do in Arizona with a gun?

[Francis]

What state is the best at guns?

[Harry]

Anything in Arizona.

[Francis]

What state's the best at guns? Honest question.

[Harry]

Probably Nevada, right? Vegas.

[Ron]

Colorado.

[Harry]

Vegas. You can shoot like tanks.

[Francis]

No, I think it's Texas. You need. You need tons of land so that you can just unload.

[Ron]

I think you're right. It's got to be Texas.

[Francis]

There's tons of land in Texas.

[Harry]

Yeah, it could be Texas. I mean, maybe it's Florida.

[Francis]

No, way too populated here.

[Ron]

Maybe most guns per. Per head.

[Harry]

It's Wyoming.

[Francis]

Wyoming. They're the best at guns. Oh, cool.

[Harry]

Gemini or Claude.

[Francis]

We'll go to Wyoming then. You love Wyoming.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. But to fast country.

[Ron]

That means if we go to for gun week, you ain't dropping lines.

[Harry]

Nothing wrong with a little.

[Ron]

Yeah, but that's not what that trip's for, bro.

[Harry]

A little fishing.

[Ron]

No, that's a boondoggle if you start going out there for that.

[Francis]

I think we do gun week in Wyoming.

[Harry]

Cast and blast.

[Ron]

I think we got to go to Edinburgh.

[Francis]

What's that for?

[Ron]

I've texted you guys for one of the fish weeks. We got to go for Edinburgh.

[Francis]

Are they known for that there?

[Ron]

Of course.

[Francis]

Well, I bet if we went into the Highlands of Scotland, they'd be good.

[Harry]

I have no idea.

[Ron]

Is there anyone you could ask?

[Harry]

No. Honestly, about Edinburgh, I mean, I could ask Claude.

[Ron]

You don't know anybody that's in Edinburgh right now?

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

For fringe. Is there. Is there some kind of thing I'm missing?

[Ron]

I don't know. He does.

[Harry]

In Scotland?

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[Ron]

You know someone that's in Edinburgh right now?

[Francis]

Who?

[Ron]

Your sister. Oh.

[Harry]

Oh, but they're in fucking Edinburgh?

[Ron]

Yeah, they're in Edinburgh, Scotland, today.

[Harry]

Oh, they must be doing, like, a

[Ron]

day trip there two hours ago.

[Francis]

He knows and you don't?

[Harry]

Well, he was clearly using that against me. He obviously was waiting for the big.

[Ron]

I wasn't. I was trying to just lead you to it because it's so obvious. I was like, I set you up five times. If you roll back the tape to be like, yeah, my sister's there right now.

[Harry]

The last person on earth that I thought you were referring to would be my sister, who you've never met.

[Ron]

What are you talking about?

[Harry]

Like that would like. I. I wasn't thinking of my family at all. I was like, who? I don't.

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[Harry]

I was like, is he doing a show in Scotland?

[Ron]

The first thing I think of is our families. That's all I'm ever thinking of is our families. Surely you follow his sister too.

[Francis]

On Instagram.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I don't. How. I don't. I don't think so.

[Ron]

I mean, we're friends.

[Francis]

I should have. I hope she's not insulted that I don't. But I've never met her. I'm not sure I respect the privacy of your family. I only follow your dad. I love talking to your. I do. I do like following your dad.

[Ron]

I love talking to your dad.

[Harry]

Neither of you know my dad or follow him on anything.

[Francis]

Why do you say that?

[Harry]

Because he doesn't have anything.

[Francis]

So you think,

[Harry]

who knows?

[Francis]

I'm his only follower.

[Ron]

Well, I want to go to Scotland. That was. That's my original point is that I want to go to Edinburgh with you fellas.

[Harry]

I'm down to go to Edinburgh.

[Francis]

Let's head and let's Edinburgh.

[Ron]

Edinburgh or Ireland would be sick. Or New Zealand if we have to.

[Francis]

New Zealand's tough. You gotta. You can't go to New Zealand. Shorter than in like a week.

[Ron]

See, that's why I'm pitching. That's why I'm pitching.

[Harry]

I think that's why we go Iceland.

[Ron]

Yeah. Iceland's on the table.

[Francis]

Iceland's on the table. Iceland would be cool. Iceland would be cool.

[Harry]

Patagonia.

[Francis]

That's tough.

[Ron]

See, that's off the table.

[Francis]

It's just too far. It's too hard to get down there.

[Ron]

What about Nova Scotia? Definitely get some mackerel right off the coast.

[Harry]

I'm down. I'm delving. I'm definitely down.

[Francis]

That's easy.

[Ron]

We can go one hour flight.

[Harry]

Is there another country we could go to for gun week or is that. That's probably a strictly American thing. Right?

[Francis]

We are the best country at guns. That's for sure.

[Harry]

The most.

[Ron]

I think some Middle Eastern countries have a lot now.

[Francis]

Oh yeah, they're pretty good.

[Harry]

What if we went to like. What if we went somewhere where there's no guns? We bring. We bring our own. That's the whole concept, Artem.

[Francis]

Stardom on them. Get them hooked.

[Harry]

Yeah, exactly. Gun week for shipping in guns.

[Ron]

They've never heard. They've never heard of guns before.

[Francis]

Yeah, we. It's like planting an invasive species.

[Harry]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Francis]

It's like. Oh, You've never seen an AK47?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Well, try it out.

[Harry]

Check this one out.

[Francis]

Hold the weight of that.

[Harry]

Yeah. Wow. That. Wow. You're a natural.

[Francis]

Careful there. That's going to give you a lot of power that you didn't ever know you were capable of possessing or wielding. Oh, we gotta go to north. Do I see a political future for you?

[Harry]

Do you like your area? What if it was bigger? If it was more vast?

[Francis]

I heard your neighbor's been your wife. Sergey.

[Harry]

What if your country's border was just a little bit wider?

[Ron]

That would be so nice. Yeah.

[Harry]

Gotta get Canada.

[Ron]

We gotta get gun week going. Maybe we go to Greenland.

[Harry]

Greenland for gun week?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Then we try to find just anyone with like. There's got to be someone here with a gun.

[Francis]

Where's the gun? In the country?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

We need to see it.

[Ron]

Hide the gun, Find the gun. Some shit like that would be incredible.

[Harry]

Do we work as a team or do we split up as soon as we get to Greenland? Probably cover ground faster.

[Francis]

You always want to split up.

[Harry]

Well, that could. We'd probably cover ground for bow hunting.

[Ron]

We could split up. But for this we have to stay together for the. For the raffles.

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[Francis]

Do you guys think, you know, that you could live in Florida?

[Harry]

I don't know. I really don't know. I don't really know what it's like to live here, you know, only been here for so long.

[Ron]

I want. I'd like to have a home here. Just a pad that I never go to.

[Harry]

Yeah. Having a spot here wouldn't be bad.

[Ron]

Having a spot that you don't go to.

[Harry]

Yeah. Where would you be in this exact area, or would you switch it up?

[Ron]

I wouldn't be in this exact area because the people who own this house are clearly just like Airbnb fiends, people who are just the air. This is the bubble right here. This is the Airbnb bubble. This house that we're at right now, it's barely habitable, especially for the amount of square feet that it has. And it's just slopped together.

[Harry]

Yeah, it really is slop. That couch setup is insane.

[Ron]

It's a line of couches facing the wall.

[Francis]

It's slop.

[Harry]

Like, if you're on the second couch, you just can't see the TV at all. Yeah.

[Ron]

But you just are looking dead at another wall.

[Harry]

Yeah. Yeah. You're looking at the edge of the tv.

[Ron]

It's so unintelligently designed. The bedrooms are all, oh, my God,

[Harry]

my bed is awful.

[Ron]

Yeah. And they're all saying their beds are great on the other.

[Harry]

Oh, really? They got mine. Fucking rock.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And it's like the. Like, my. My sheets are like. They literally feels like Plexiglas.

[Francis]

This. This Situation is so bad that I almost wish it would get out the way that, like your Telluride bush stuff.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

So that, like. Like, it would change people's opinions of us.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Like, wow, those guys are really, like, really roughing it.

[Ron]

I gotta show them the single beds that I'm sleeping in. Yeah. If they see the single beds.

[Francis]

I feel like if Dave found out where we were sleeping, he'd be like, come on, guys, you can do a little better.

[Ron]

It's like when he went to the Chicago office.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ron]

The door, and he's like, what's.

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[Harry]

What are we.

[Francis]

What are you doing?

[Ron]

This is what you're doing fish week out of.

[Harry]

Yeah, I know. Fish week should be a celebration.

[Ron]

It should be.

[Harry]

That's a sacrifice.

[Ron]

We need to start. We need to start basing fish week around where we can get the fucking mansion.

[Harry]

I know, right?

[Ron]

We get the man.

[Harry]

You'd think Florida.

[Francis]

We'll be doing gun week on Nantucket. Beverly Hills, California, or Malibu.

[Ron]

Getting the Malibu house would be sick.

[Francis]

That would be sick.

[Ron]

You have to share rooms. What about fish week in Hawaii? Yeah, you're not built for that.

[Harry]

Alaska.

[Ron]

Is it always going to be fish week? If it's not gun week, are we going to. Can we pivot to something else?

[Harry]

We can be. Other week.

[Francis]

We can pivot.

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What's another type of week?

[Francis]

Well, the thing is, is it has to be something that Harry's interested. That's why we keep doing fish week, right?

[Harry]

No, I mean, I'm down for anything.

[Ron]

What if we start, like, a video game team?

[Harry]

Oh, we could do a bush week.

[Francis]

Yeah, we could do. We could do bush week.

[Ron]

How would that work? We come to Atlanta. We film content every day in Atlanta. And then we have two podcast episodes, one with Jerry and one with, like, somebody with. With Mook, one with Mooc and Jerry, one with somebody famous from esports.

[Harry]

I mean, yeah, we could do something like that, but it might be a problem with if we're. If we're filming content for both. I mean, I would have to do all the stuff for Bush, too.

[Francis]

Yeah, it doesn't sound possible.

[Ron]

Sounds like he's breaking up with us.

[Francis]

Doesn't sound impossible to do stuff or both.

[Harry]

Well, we have to stream all day, right?

[Ron]

Maybe Bo could come and hang out with me and Francis.

[Harry]

I think Bo is going to come. You guys are more than welcome to come.

[Francis]

How big of a deal is this upcoming Met Major?

[Harry]

Well, it's only a big deal if we make the pro Amount. And we. So we have, like, these elites next week or maybe in two weeks. And the elite is like, an online qualifier tournament. And if we win it, we will get into the Pro Am, which there's four teams going to the Pro Am that'll play against the professional league on, like, the main stage.

[Francis]

And what happens if you do well in the Pro Am? Could you get promoted?

[Harry]

I mean, technically, you can win the Pro Am.

[Francis]

And if you won the Pro Am, would you become a. A member of the pro team?

[Harry]

No, but they would probably have to, like, reconsider the entire setup of the league.

[Francis]

Oh, that's cool.

[Harry]

Yeah, but I mean, like, winning it would be crazy. But even just making it would be sick.

[Francis]

That's like.

[Harry]

And then if you get knocked out of the Pro Am, they let you go and play in the challengers major. Cool. Yeah.

[Ron]

Was it. Weren't you guys expected to win while you were in England?

[Harry]

Yeah, we were. So if we won or we came in second, I think the. The two. Two top two teams, I believe from that both went to are both automatically qualified for the Pro Am.

[Ron]

That's so we can't do. He basically. He offered us bush week and said that I'm too busy to do anything with you.

[Francis]

That's what he said.

[Ron]

Even though you said bush week. And I was like, okay, how can we make that happen?

[Harry]

Well, I didn't know we were turning it around next week.

[Ron]

Well, when are we doing bush week?

[Harry]

I don't know, but that's literally in, like, two weeks.

[Ron]

All right, we'll put a pin in bush week.

[Harry]

You just want to get right back out there.

[Ron]

Yeah, I'm trying to grow the bush more than anything.

[Francis]

Trying to be unshaven more than anything.

[Harry]

Well, you guys are more than welcome to come.

[Ron]

It'll be amazing.

[Francis]

I love May and Atlanta.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

There's such good seafood food there. I actually think there is really good food in Atlanta.

[Harry]

There is.

[Francis]

Atlanta is a city that kind of is overwhelming to me.

[Harry]

I love Atlanta.

[Francis]

I haven't figured it out, and I

[Ron]

think they have some of the most creative food.

[Francis]

It's too much. It's too big for me to figure out, so I'm just gonna let them do their thing and maintain a healthy respect for the city.

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[Ron]

and, like, multicolored, like. Like, hot chicken and stuff.

[Francis]

You know that. Do you guys know that I'm a huge Outkast fan? Andre 3K and Big Boy, sing a

[Ron]

little bit for us.

[Harry]

Hey, Biggie Piggy. That's Honey Piggy, Piggy.

[Ron]

That's Bones. That's Bone Thugs and hormones.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah.

[Francis]

That's not it.

[Ron]

It's. But the words are literally. It's Bone and Biggie. Biggie. It's Bone and Biggie.

[Francis]

Biggie.

[Ron]

It's Bone and Biggie. Oh, yeah. Outcast.

[Harry]

Outcast is what?

[Ron]

Sorry, Ms. Jackson.

[Francis]

Yeah, that one.

[Ron]

I am. For real. Yeah, that's like.

[Harry]

That's a banger.

[Francis]

The whole world. What a great song that was. Do you remember that song?

[Ron]

Of course.

[Francis]

Cause the whole world loves it when you don't get.

[Harry]

We should see if we can find like a pit bull show to go to down here. Yeah.

[Ron]

Flow Rider.

[Harry]

Since we're going to be done with everything after we end this.

[Ron]

Yeah, we got to do something else. We got to find more cos see

[Harry]

if we can go find Mr. 3 305.

[Ron]

What. What counter year are we in right now? What area code are we in? It's not 305, obviously.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Harry]

412-330-305 is what Miami.

[Ron]

Can I say something? That we did this episode out of respect for. For the viewers at home. No Doritos on the table.

[Harry]

Yeah, we did do that.

[Ron]

How nice of that. Of us is that.

[Harry]

I don't think we're allowed to say it.

[Ron]

We didn't put. We can't say Doritos. No way.

[Harry]

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Ron]

We didn't put.

[Harry]

We're gonna have to bleep that out

[Ron]

our cylinder chip can. Yeah.

[Harry]

Frito Lay is not gonna be happy.

[Ron]

We couldn't put our. Our, our chips on the table. And then they also told us that we can't have. We can't have YouTube. And I'm gonna try to work on that. We can't put YouTube videos up.

[Francis]

Yeah, that's.

[Ron]

That's insane to me.

[Francis]

We're gonna keep trying to pull stuff

[Harry]

up on the podcast.

[Ron]

Yeah, right.

[Harry]

Like, we can't even use, like, pictures. Right.

[Ron]

Anything if you just scroll.

[Harry]

Yeah, basically.

[Francis]

I see.

[Harry]

Interesting.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Ron]

Well, we need. We are going to fight that head, head, tooth and nail.

[Harry]

Looks like we're going to have to go down to Miami.

[Ron]

Looks like we're going to Key West.

[Francis]

Find a lawyer.

[Harry]

Got to find Prez941.

[Ron]

Shout out to the 941.

[Harry]

We should roll up at Dave's place and be like, what is this I'm hearing about YouTube videos? Why are you guys here?

[Francis]

Knocking on his front door, Francis remembered where the house was.

[Ron]

You remember the Latitude and Longitude house off the top of his head. He triangulated. You rode up on the back of a.

[Francis]

When I went to Dave's house, I think I said this, but he's got a chef and his chef made for lunch chicken Caesar wraps that I'm. This is a absolutely thought through statement were the best chicken Caesar wraps I've ever had in my life.

[Ron]

Wow. I wonder what was so good about it. How fast.

[Francis]

I'll tell you what was so good. They grilled the tortilla wrap on each side.

[Ron]

That's pretty good.

[Harry]

That's good.

[Francis]

The chicken was moist and warm.

[Ron]

Was it fried or grilled?

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[Francis]

Grilled.

[Ron]

Was it wasn't breaded?

[Francis]

No.

[Ron]

Was it pretty well seasoned?

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The chicken, Any chances?

[Francis]

Blackened seasoning was perfect. Not overly dressed. Not too crouton heavy. I don't like super crouton heavy wraps. We got enough carbs as it is. Just add a little something for the texture and let me enjoy some nice long strings of parmesan especially. I. I don't even want. I want it to be a somewhat interesting lettuce.

[Ron]

So day traders got a chef. Holy

[Harry]

page views.

[Ron]

Page views at it again. I'm surprised it took him this long. He should not be cooking anything. You think he ever scurries down in the middle of the night for a PB and J or something American like that?

[Francis]

I bet there's just snacks that are created for him in the night.

[Harry]

He'd probably just leave them right outside of his bedroom door. We had a feeling you'd get hungry.

[Ron]

Here's your cheesy bites, Dave. Damn. I didn't realize he had a chef. I don't think you have told that. Has he told that?

[Harry]

No, I don't think that's public info.

[Francis]

Whatever.

[Ron]

Pager's got a chef.

[Francis]

I got three more.

[Harry]

So much for. For the common man.

[Ron]

Seriously, he probably wants that under wraps.

[Harry]

You probably just exposed him and probably hurt his brand.

[Francis]

Oh no. I'm sorry.

[Ron]

The guy on the the publicly 28 million dollar house isn't cooking for himself. He's taking an indulgence. They have to live with him, right?

[Francis]

I don't know. I don't think so. I think he lives in Miami or something. I'm not sure. Yeah.

[Harry]

So he's flying the chef in every night?

[Francis]

No, the guy drives down from Miami.

[Ron]

Maybe it was just when you were around and he wanted to impress you. Like when people.

[Francis]

It did not seem.

[Harry]

Yeah, maybe he hired the chef because you were there. Just like.

[Francis]

That was not my impression.

[Ron]

We fly someone in. I can't take Francis to the restaurant.

[Francis]

I don't think Dave was like, oh, fuck, Francis is coming.

[Ron]

What do I have in the house?

[Francis]

I wish people felt that way.

[Ron]

That's how I feel.

[Francis]

That would be cool.

[Ron]

That's how I feel when you come around this house.

[Francis]

No way.

[Ron]

Now.

[Harry]

All right, all right.

[Ron]

That's gonna do it.

[Harry]

That's gonna do it.

[Francis]

For. For.

[Harry]

Well, I guess no. Tomorrow the kayaking video comes out.

[Francis]

So pretty funny.

[Ron]

And there. Will there be a best of something maybe. We've been filming some of the car. We need to re boot it. But there might be some stuff from that. Even if there's not. It's been so fun doing fish week. And we grind to get this. All this stuff out. And it's not. Obviously it's not hard, but it's one thing after another after another.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

And so the dudes working behind the scenes, it's significantly less fun for these three brothers. So definitely W's for these bros. W's in the chat. Yeah.

[Francis]

All right, thanks. Come see me in San Francisco in a couple weeks. Cobs for the weekend.

[Ron]

Dude, I feel like I just. I thought I just saw a person behind you. I might be. Yeah, I. I don't know if that was just a face in the palms, but I feel like I just saw a good, good ghost behind you.

[Francis]

All right.

[Ron]

Did you see that kid run through the backyard earlier? Was that a figment bicycle?

[Harry]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Ron]

Was that real?

[Francis]

That was real. All right.

[Ron]

All right.

[Francis]

Thank you.

[Harry]

Thank you.

[Francis]

That's fish week.

[Harry]

That is fish week. Goodbye.

[Ron]

Back tomorrow for some more fish week.