Will Angus | Son of a Boy Dad #354

Summary

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Son of a Boy Dad #354: Will Angus

Podcast by Barstool Sports | November 20, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes comedian and actor Will Angus as the featured guest. The hosts (Roan, Harry, and Francis) guide a conversation that floats between deadpan personal anecdotes, bro-y bits, contemplative banter about life changes, and Will’s career. The episode embodies the show's signature style: modern slacker comedy with warm sarcasm, riffing, and surprising sincerity. Topics include surviving NYC winters, masculinity, comedic rap failures, gun safety mishaps, industry woes, and generational confusion.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introductions, Gifts, and NYC Winter

• Will is greeted as “Sasquatch” and “Sassy” as the episode eases in with group banter.

• The crew gifts Will a battle rap event shirt, which he jokes he'll add to his T-shirt quilt, appreciating the thoughtful gesture ([07:44]).

  • [07:44] Will: “Would you be upset if I added [this shirt] to my T-shirt quilt? …I’d just love to snooze under this.”

• Discussion about the misery of NYC's dark, cold winter – a recurring theme with Will (from Dallas/LA) lamenting his first New York winter.

  • Will struggles to adapt: “I don’t know how there’s not a line out every building to jump off the roof.” ([13:50])
  • Harry and Francis offer “getting into coats” as a Northeast survival mechanism. Buying a new coat becomes the high point of suffering through winter ([14:18]).

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2. Golf Course Vandalism & Groundskeeping

• Harry tells an over-the-top story about vandals ruining his golf course's green with vehicles right before a big tournament ([03:46–04:59]).
  • Groundskeepers called "magicians" for their overnight fix.
  • Digressions about turf management majors and the cult knowledge around sports field care.

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3. Physical Wellness, Masculinity & Gym Talk

• Roan asks Will why his "forearms are so jacked.”
  • Will: “It’s the only way to maintain my sanity out here.” ([10:31])
  • Joking about training for war, prepping for a draft, and competing in macho lat spreads ([10:36–11:12]).
    • The crew riffs on undercarriage hygiene, thick thighs, and “featureless penises” for comic relief.

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4. Shoes, Stealing Valor, and Ludicrous Brags

• Extended joke about shoe size, with hosts confessing lies about their foot size for clout, and roasting Ludacris for rapping about “seven and a half gators” ([43:11]).
  • [43:26] Roan: "That’s not a whole foot—Ludacris is bragging about a seven and a half is crazy."

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5. Fish Week & Outing Disasters

• Tales from “Fish Week”: fishing trips gone wrong, weapons mishaps, falling into rivers, and general lack of outdoorsy competence.
  • "Within all within like 30 minutes...Francis fell asleep, Ron fell in the water, and I broke my rod." ([26:32])
• The group jokes about combining their limited skills—fishing, shooting, making fires—into "one Captain Planet-type Outdoorsman."
  • “Together, our powers combined, we would survive. Unfortunately, we don't get along, so we will never coalesce.” ([27:21–27:23])

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6. Millennial/Gen Z Blurred Lines & Generational Bits

• Will, aged 29, jokes about being lost between generational labels.
  • Harry: “Goddamn geriatric soul over here.” ([71:16])
  • Debate on whether he's "Zillennial" or "Gen A," leading to a Forrest Gump reference ([71:39–71:54]).

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7. The Hollywood Recession

• Will discusses how skilled camera/sound workers are struggling for work: “Some of the talented DPs helping us around the office are asking if we need help cleaning because there’s just no work.” ([68:50])
• SORA and AI are blamed for making content but cutting jobs ([69:57]).
• Off-color joke confusion about “DP” (director of photography vs. double penetration), in classic Barstool fashion.

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8. Music, Rap Failures, & Embarrassing Artistic Childhoods

• Discussion about childhood and college-era attempts at rapping and making beats. Francis rapped for Ludacris (!), Will admits to terrible Lonely Island-inspired recordings ([56:22]).
  • Will: “We were absolutely hammered trying to do a Lonely Island type song junior year and it’s the worst piece of shit ever made. We looked at each other like, we have to kill ourselves.” ([56:55])
• Francis: “Everyone, I feel like, has that desire. Like, I could do it if I just figured it out.” ([57:27–57:32])

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9. Comedy, AI, & Cultural Weirdness

• Will takes a moment to describe “YouTube Poop” as the ur-prototype for current surreal meme content, and jokes about writing a thesis on it ([70:29]).
• Banter about NPR humor (“Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me”), ChatGPT hiring TaskRabbit to solve CAPTCHAs, and unsettling mixes of highbrow/lowbrow culture ([37:03–39:07]).

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10. Will’s Film Project with Luca Guadagnino

• The group pivots to Will’s appearance in an upcoming Luca Guadagnino film, shot in Italy.
  • Will plays down expectations: “I’m definitely not going to be a star. The cast is stacked in this movie. I’m going to be overshadowed by everybody.” ([65:27])
  • “Well, the second I realized I was the least important person in the movie, I nuked every take because I realized it wasn’t going to do anything for me.” ([66:03])
• Comic riffing on how only in porn can you be called a star for your very first film ([64:45]).

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11. Sappy Support & The Almost Friday Podcast

• Closing notes shower Will with support and plug his "Almost Friday" podcast and sketches, as well as his collaborations with roommate/friend Liam. ([74:44])
  • “Please keep watching [our sketches]. We need the views. We need to generate some revenue.” ([72:56])
• Banter about living with friends, “common law” relationships, and managing each other's health (“I take care of him and I take him to the doctor when he needs it.”) ([75:30])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On NYC Winter & Mental Health:
  • Will: “I don’t know how there’s not a line out every building to jump off the roof.” ([13:50])
• On Golf Greens:
  • Harry: "The grounds crew is a group of magicians...did a remarkable job of laying an entirely new green down the day that the tournament started." ([04:43])
• On Trying to be Artists:
  • Will: "We looked at each other like, we have to take our own lives… If I ever have a chance of having a career, this has to die here, dude, or I'll kill all of you." ([56:57])
• On Being Discovered:
  • Harry: “Every time I leave the house is an opportunity, is an interview. And I need to walk down the street with no sunglasses, no hat on, you know, looking the part.” ([59:02])
• On Gen Divides:
  • Harry: “Goddamn geriatric soul over here.” ([71:16])
• On Movie Stardom:
  • Will: “I’m definitely not going to be a star. The cast is stacked in this movie. I’m going to be overshadowed by everybody.” ([65:27])
• On Podcasting and Comedy:
  • Francis: "We like to say things in confidence, and then when they're wrong, we say, it's a comedy podcast." ([40:15])

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Timestamps of Major Segments

• 07:44 — Will receives and reacts to his battle rap event shirt gift
• 13:50 — Will on NYC winters and existential dread
• 27:12 — “Captain Planet” ensemble: combining half-skills to make an outdoorsman
• 43:11 — Ludacris and shoe size bravado
• 65:27 — Will on not being “a star” in the new movie
• 66:03 — “I nuked every take...” (on being the least important on set)
• 72:56 — Will’s humble plug: “Please keep watching them. We need the views.”
• 74:44 — Almost Friday Podcast, roommate bits, closing support

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Tone & Vibe

• Self-effacing, irreverent, bro-humor (with more sincerity than first appears)
• Replete with deadpan anecdotes, self-roasts, and moments of real-life vulnerability woven among bits and hyperbole
• Will fits the boyish, drifting comic worldview: poking fun at “trying to learn how to be a man,” failing, and finding camaraderie in the mess.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a meandering, emotionally sincere, and consistently funny group hang with a dash of inside-baseball from content creators surviving post-pandemic, post-college, post-traditional media landscapes. Will Angus brings dry humor and honest self-doubt, fitting right in with the Son of a Boy Dad’s unique recipe of self-mocking masculinity and sidewise heart.

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Recommended for: fans of bro-com and podcasting culture, anyone curious about “making it” in comedy/content in 2025, and listeners who appreciate humor that’s one part bit, one part unexpectedly real.

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Transcript

[Roan]

Hey, son of a boy. Dad. Listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Harry]

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[Will Angus]

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[Roan]

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[Will Angus]

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[Will Angus]

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[Roan]

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[Will Angus]

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[Roan]

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[Will Angus]

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[Roan]

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[Harry]

Little Sasquatch is his government name.

[Will Angus]

Oh, I see. Dude, you guys are so far away.

[Roan]

You could sit over here if you want him. You know what I mean?

[Will Angus]

Well, I don't. I'm gonna be. I'd like to have. You know, actually. Yeah, I probably will. Yeah.

[Roan]

But you will have to swivel at some points if you're. If you're in the inside. If you don't mind, I don't plan.

[Will Angus]

On speaking to him once the entire.

[Roan]

Don't even look at him.

[Will Angus]

No good.

[Harry]

That's what we like to hear.

[Will Angus]

Yo, what's up, dude? How are you, sir? Nice to see you. Great to see you.

[Roan]

He took. He. He decided to take this seat because you're a little bit late, if that's all right with you.

[Will Angus]

Doesn't care. Okay, I don't mind.

[Roan]

How you feeling, brother?

[Will Angus]

Good.

[Roan]

It's cold as. Huh? It's freezing. Is it snowing out right now?

[Francis]

Yeah, maybe some flurries.

[Harry]

It was snowing upstate.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was snowing up there.

[Roan]

Did you get a nice dusting?

[Harry]

It was sort of just. That's. It was almost like the end scene of a movie where just disparate flakes were gently finding their way to the ground and my shoulders and thought about looking up and wondering how I got there.

[Roan]

That's nice.

[Francis]

Nice frost.

[Roan]

That's.

[Francis]

Get out on. Get it on the course. No little golfing in the frost.

[Harry]

No, you're not allowed to golf when there's a frost. You have to wait till it. It.

[Will Angus]

Why is that?

[Harry]

Because you can hurt the course.

[Will Angus]

God forbid.

[Harry]

Take a divot in the cross. It's a scar. It'll scar it up.

[Will Angus]

I'm sorry I asked.

[Roan]

Yeah. And what happens if there's a scar? Can you. Is there any coming back from that?

[Harry]

Well, then you'll have to go to a sod farm. You're gonna need to relace with new grass. Probably that won't be able to happen until. I mean, until the spring. Until the next season.

[Will Angus]

Good Lord.

[Roan]

And you'd have to probably do like a whole patch around it. Like a skin grass.

[Harry]

Yes, exactly. Yeah, it's probably that. All of that.

[Will Angus]

It's very surgical. It's very serious.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, it's dead serious.

[Francis]

I love watching the. You ever see those videos of them filling the green?

[Will Angus]

I have.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Or when they move.

[Francis]

They move the hole.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Well, you guys, probably a lot of these courses will keep an area of sod, like a sod farm growing secretly somewhere. This is real because, like for my course in New Jersey, the vandals came in the middle of the night and rode their mopeds and e bikes around the green doing donuts on it. The day before the biggest member guest tournament of the year.

[Roan]

Were they from a rival course?

[Harry]

No, I think they were just from like the slums or maybe like a bad neighborhood nearby.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Probably feels good as hell in the moment when you're just tearing up the course.

[Harry]

You're that guy. You're that guy.

[Francis]

Just sticking a shovel straight into the.

[Harry]

Green, digging it up, throwing weed killer all over the fescue.

[Francis]

And that's a. That's a good strategy.

[Roan]

So they went to the backup sod and just relayed it.

[Harry]

The grounds crew is a group of magicians, and they got there probably at 4am realized the destruction that had happened, and immediately got to work and did a remarkable job of laying an entirely new green down the day that the tournament started.

[Francis]

Did it look like noticeable? Like could you tell?

[Harry]

You could tell, but they showed us pictures of what it looked like before and it looked like a fucking carnival parking lot, you know, with ruts and wet trough areas videos and that's foul.

[Roan]

That must have made you sick to your stomach.

[Harry]

It made me want to spend the night with a shotgun sitting on the.

[Will Angus]

Green, you know, I don't even want to keep talking about it.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's one of the worst crimes that someone can commit.

[Francis]

Showing up with some roundup is funny.

[Harry]

I got no time for vandalism.

[Will Angus]

That's against the Geneva convention right there. Bringing round up to a golf course. Those groundskeeper people, they are like a special breed.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Like I think of like the baseball people, they're just.

[Harry]

Is that what you mean by Mexican?

[Will Angus]

I guess? No, those. The people that like it's their groundskeepers. The people that take care of like the baseball greens.

[Harry]

Oh, Venezuelans.

[Will Angus]

Oh right, of course.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Will Angus]

And Dominicans.

[Roan]

Yeah, they're like geniuses at grass.

[Will Angus]

Well, they're like. They have this. It's almost like an autistic knowledge of. It's impressive. I'll leave it at that. I don't want to go down this rabbit hole.

[Harry]

You have a real career.

[Roan]

You can't get into the.

[Harry]

I'm saying.

[Roan]

But no, yeah, it's a major at Penn State. Like lawn and turf management, like golf course management. I believe that people study that.

[Harry]

Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Will Angus.

[Roan]

Sassy. Start us off, Sass.

[Harry]

Let's get the intro.

[Francis]

Welcome to the show. Welcome. Welcome back to Son of a Boy. Dad.

[Will Angus]

Thanks.

[Roan]

Actually got you a gift. We brought you a gift.

[Francis]

Please.

[Will Angus]

Are you serious?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

I deserve nothing.

[Roan]

No, it's a gift.

[Will Angus]

What is this? Any last. This is sick.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

May I open it?

[Roan]

Of course. Yeah. Hold it up for the camera.

[Will Angus]

Should I do a little asmr?

[Roan]

Yeah. This is nice.

[Will Angus]

It's a Christmas asmr.

[Roan]

This is really just going for the journey. That crackle is like fall leaves.

[Will Angus]

I'm guessing what it is.

[Harry]

I'm guessing, guessing what it is.

[Roan]

I'm guessing could be anything.

[Will Angus]

A blanket of some sorts.

[Roan]

It could be. It could be. You're gonna have to open it up and see.

[Will Angus]

Oh man.

[Roan]

Have to open it and see.

[Will Angus]

Did that get picked up? I hope so.

[Roan]

Oh, wow. Yeah. A black shirt, a T shirt from a battle rap event in from February. From back in February. If you look closely at the fine print it has the website on the T shirt. So if you want to share that with anybody.

[Will Angus]

I would love to.

[Roan]

Yeah. You can always let them know the website's right there on the T shirt.

[Will Angus]

Wow.

[Roan]

Hosted by. You could. You could read it off there.

[Will Angus]

Hosted by. Hosted by Tony Bro in Too High.

[Roan]

Yep. Hosted by Tony Bro and Too High.

[Harry]

They don't. They're not making those anymore.

[Francis]

Yeah, that was a one addition.

[Will Angus]

Would you be upset if I added this to, like, my T shirt quilt?

[Roan]

That'd be such an honor.

[Will Angus]

Oh, my goodness. I would just love to snooze under this.

[Roan]

So soft. It's the right thread count for that.

[Harry]

That's a shirt you send home with a woman you don't plan to see.

[Will Angus]

A curse to pass.

[Harry]

Yeah, you can wear that out. Yeah.

[Roan]

Monkey's paw.

[Francis]

This morning, I was going through, like. I was, like, getting dressed, and I was going through my closet, and I found just, like, a Jordan. A T shirt with Jordan Love on it. Like, like, just with this packers jersey on. Throwing a football.

[Roan]

Where'd you get it?

[Francis]

When would I have possibly acquired this shirt? It had a barstool logo on. I was like, when do we even make this shirt? No, just Jordan Love.

[Will Angus]

I guess he needs no words.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roan]

Why did you have that, though?

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Roan]

You're not, like.

[Francis]

It must have been from, like, the yak or something.

[Harry]

Could you give us a day? A clap? I'm getting antsy.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. I thought you guys already did that.

[Harry]

No.

[Francis]

There we go.

[Harry]

Where are we?

[Francis]

Welcome to Son of a Boy die podcast. It's November 11th, correct?

[Will Angus]

Yes.

[Francis]

Right.

[Roan]

11. 11. Of course.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Roan]

Make a freaking wish.

[Francis]

And it's. Yeah, we're here. We're in New York City HQ3. Veterans Day was yesterday.

[Roan]

No, it's today.

[Francis]

It's today.

[Roan]

Yeah. They have it on a Tuesday.

[Francis]

It's on a Tuesday.

[Will Angus]

That's right.

[Francis]

That's the ultimate disrespect.

[Roan]

I agree. I saw in the news this morning that you're supposed to wear camo to honor the veterans. That's what they were saying. I was like, that's setting people up for stolen val.

[Will Angus]

That's cultural appropriation.

[Roan]

Yeah. That's like, they're, like, gonna pick you.

[Francis]

Off just going to work in a ghillie suit.

[Roan]

Veterans on a Tuesday this year?

[Harry]

Weirdly.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

It doesn't make any sense. Some night vision goggles to honor the vets.

[Harry]

Do I have a piece of salad in my teeth?

[Roan]

Let's see.

[Francis]

No.

[Roan]

Yeah, you do. No, you do.

[Harry]

I thought so.

[Roan]

You felt It.

[Harry]

Well, I had it earlier, and then I thought, I'll deal with that later, and I didn't.

[Will Angus]

Is that still all good, what we just got? Or is that unusable now?

[Roan]

No.

[Will Angus]

You wouldn't mind.

[Francis]

This will be trimmed down to probably 15 minutes. We shoot for around two hours.

[Roan]

It's only the best. We can probably blur your face if there's any gems in there. Why are you. Can I ask you a question?

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Why are your forearms so jacked?

[Will Angus]

Are they?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Do have a jacked forearm.

[Will Angus]

You weren't swole as hell. Well, I'm trying. I'm working on myself.

[Francis]

Going to the gym a lot.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, I. It's the only way to maintain my sanity out here.

[Francis]

Oh, really?

[Harry]

Are you. Are you getting ready for war?

[Will Angus]

I. Well, I'm just. In case. I'm preparing in case there's a draft.

[Roan]

You never know, Francis.

[Francis]

On the path as well you are.

[Harry]

I'm on the war path.

[Will Angus]

Let me see. Can we do a lat spread right now? I would love to see.

[Roan]

Just see how wide you can get.

[Harry]

No, no, no. I want to see. I'm saving myself for war, okay? Saving myself for war. I don't want my enemies to see what I've done and then come up with a game plan to counteract it.

[Will Angus]

That's so smart. The problem is, I don't even care because they can't stop me. So I'll lat spread right now.

[Harry]

Must be.

[Will Angus]

There's literally nothing there.

[Roan]

You would.

[Will Angus]

I would. It ain't free, but I would do it.

[Roan]

Dreamy. Oh, my God. It's probably hard.

[Francis]

I haven't hit a good lat spread in a minute. What do you go hips? You put your hands on the hips.

[Will Angus]

No, you'd start at pits, drop to hips for full range.

[Roan]

Oh, I thought you kind of hook thumb in behind the latch.

[Will Angus]

That is what most people think.

[Roan]

Yeah, I thought that kind of accentuated like a girl lifting the. The cheek, but I didn't realize you go all the way down to hip, huh? A lot.

[Francis]

It's got to be hard if you're like a guy who's got super nice lats because it's not like a bicep flex, you know? You can't just hit a lat spread. You gotta have your shirt off, too. Yeah, yeah. And then you got to get in formation, and then you got to make sure the lighting's good. You can't just hit a lat spread. You get it?

[Will Angus]

It's a whole dog and pony show. You good?

[Harry]

I got It. I'm sorry.

[Will Angus]

Welcome back.

[Harry]

I couldn't.

[Roan]

Maybe another clap Forward.

[Francis]

Francis just pulled a full iceberg lettuce.

[Roan]

Out of his teeth like a magician. Sarah, is there.

[Francis]

Do I got anything in my teeth?

[Roan]

Oh, God.

[Will Angus]

Oh, man.

[Roan]

Jesus Christ, brother. I also. We were. I was doing my. Where's our prep sheets? The top of the prep sheet said X. Eczema. It was like big eczema. It says like eczema.

[Will Angus]

Big eczema. They're sponsoring me.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Will Angus]

Huge. Well, big psoriasis, according to another dermatologist. They can't. They can't get it together. I put them in a room in a think tank for a month. They can't figure out if it's eczema or psoriasis.

[Francis]

That's brutal. It could be pityriasis rosea.

[Roan]

That's what. Yeah, I said.

[Will Angus]

I don't even want to go down.

[Harry]

That road right now.

[Roan]

You can't even say the word. You'll catch it.

[Harry]

It's a Latin name for a rare butterfly. This is the pit. Ariasis rosacea.

[Will Angus]

Dude, this damn weather's got my psoriasis acting up.

[Roan]

Does it?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Well, it's really only on my thumb right here. You can't see it. What is.

[Roan]

What is psoriasis?

[Will Angus]

I don't know.

[Roan]

Is it like. Is it a joint thing or a skin thing?

[Will Angus]

Skin.

[Roan]

Skin.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And the weather. The weather makes it flare, I guess.

[Will Angus]

It's so cold and dry.

[Roan]

Jesus Christ.

[Will Angus]

It's. I did not. This is my first winter in New York. I guess it's winter now, right?

[Roan]

Yeah, it's winter. Snowfall.

[Francis]

Close.

[Will Angus]

Snowfall. That counts. Blistering cold.

[Francis]

Freezing.

[Will Angus]

I don't understand how. And. And it gets dark at 4pm that's right.

[Francis]

That almost feels new. I feel like that wasn't a thing. I feel like they might have cranked it back another hour without telling us.

[Will Angus]

I don't know how there's not a line out every building to jump off the roof.

[Roan]

Yeah, that is.

[Will Angus]

It's tough, miserable out here. I'm not made for this.

[Francis]

Two more weeks. Two more weeks. Oh, you'll be fin.

[Will Angus]

Two weeks, but. Well, we're cutting it close.

[Roan]

They just started selling Christmas trees.

[Harry]

Where'd you come from? Where are you from?

[Will Angus]

I'm from Dallas, so I'm used to the extreme heat.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

And you live in la, and I live in la.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Bro, you know what you need to do is you need to get into coats.

[Will Angus]

Okay, Continue.

[Harry]

This is. This is how people from the Northeast fool themselves into embracing winter.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Is they Say, I can't wait for to. I'm going to get a new coat. You get a new coat every winter and that is. And you say, I can't wait to show off my new coat.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You develop an ever expanding closet of coats.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And that's, that's.

[Roan]

Did you just acquire one? Did you just get.

[Harry]

No, I haven't bought one yet this year, but I got one last summer or last winter that I'm still so excited about.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

What a long one?

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Harry]

Green one.

[Roan]

Dreamy. Dreamy duster. Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Something about that whole thing makes me really depressed. Like my, like five months of my life can't be Like, I can't wait to put this fucking coat on. And like, I can't make that. Like, that scares the hell out of me. I want to leave early.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Will Angus]

But I need to get out of it.

[Roan]

That's all we have.

[Harry]

Do you not feel in a Dallas summer from June through Labor day of 150, 15 degree humidity and heat, is it. It's humid there, right?

[Will Angus]

Not.

[Roan]

Dallas gets cold.

[Will Angus]

Dallas gets cold, but in this summer, yeah, it gets really hot and pretty humid. Yeah.

[Harry]

So that's what I'm saying. That to me is more unlivable than 20 degree weather in New York City.

[Will Angus]

Well, it's a nightmare. I had no choice. I couldn't move.

[Harry]

So. Yeah, nor, nor can we. I, I.

[Will Angus]

Well, you. Yeah, well, you could.

[Roan]

You're saying as a child, watch what.

[Harry]

I do with all my coats. I don't know how on earth I would even transport them all. And I built this collection. I'm not going to move somewhere warm and waste all these great coats I've acquired.

[Francis]

Now you'd have to go back to New York for the winter. I went to New York.

[Harry]

Summer in Dallas.

[Roan]

But it does get cold. I was shocked when I went to Dallas or maybe I was in Fort Worth. Oh, sorry about that.

[Will Angus]

No, it's all good.

[Roan]

We'll talk about it after all good managers off camera. Camera pissed. I was shocked that it was like, it was a little bit like chilly and it was like March there and it was like it was kind of chilly.

[Will Angus]

So.

[Roan]

You know, coach, you've experienced coach before, right?

[Will Angus]

Oh, I've experienced, yeah. A lot of people don't realize this. Coming out of Dallas, we're coming out of the mud.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

We had to work hard to get out of there. Of course you get, we've seen the extremes.

[Harry]

What kind of coats do you wear in Dallas?

[Will Angus]

A lot of sweaters, believe it or not.

[Harry]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. I'm warm blooded. I run hot.

[Harry]

So do I.

[Will Angus]

You do?

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Okay, guys, clear out for a second. I'm gonna dig into this.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Angus]

I want to have a real conversation.

[Harry]

My blood has the consistency of porridge.

[Will Angus]

Oh no.

[Harry]

When I bleed, it clots immediately.

[Roan]

Like putting off.

[Harry]

I've never had stitches. And I've had gaping wounds. Tell you that much right now, if.

[Francis]

You'Re being dead serious, I would believe you.

[Harry]

Ye, I, I run insanely hot. I run really, really, really hot.

[Francis]

Like you're like no matter what the temperature is, you got to sleep like fully just undies on.

[Harry]

No, I mean I, I crank, unfortunately.

[Francis]

Are you AC in the winter?

[Harry]

No. Now I've taken to opening the window.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

But then it's so loud in New York that I have two white noise machines going.

[Will Angus]

Whoa.

[Harry]

And when I wake up, it takes me a while before I can hear again.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Do you think it's because both you guys are just ready for war? And it's just like you're, you're exercising so much that you're raising the internal temperature like global warming yourself.

[Harry]

I like that thought.

[Will Angus]

Well, I think we just put so much pressure on ourselves. Oh yeah. It internally, when you're cranking up the pressure that much, it's going to crank up the heat stadium through the roof.

[Francis]

24 hours a day.

[Roan]

And it's maybe the undercarriage too, if I am picking this up. You guys both have life saving thick thighs. Really nice.

[Harry]

Oh, I thought you meant like my genitals are sweaty all the time. Well, yeah, yeah, I, you're not wrong. In fact, I will not allow a woman to go down on me until I've bathed.

[Francis]

Go down on you?

[Harry]

For her sake. Got West Nile virus down there.

[Francis]

You can't say that as a man.

[Harry]

No, I'm sorry.

[Francis]

Had a woman went down on you.

[Harry]

Why can't you say that?

[Francis]

That just sounds wrong.

[Will Angus]

No, it sounded so classic.

[Harry]

You've never been eaten out before. What are you talking about?

[Roan]

You strike me as having a odorless undercarriage.

[Harry]

Clearly Harry's never been blown back.

[Will Angus]

An odorless, featureless penis.

[Harry]

Can't fig it out of a line. No bells, no whistles, you know, you never notice it walking down the street.

[Roan]

But completely nondescript. Yeah. Straightforward. You get a hot undercarriage.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, I do. I'm so sweaty it's bad. I am one of those guys that like winter. I will. I have to sleep in my underwear because I'll be drenched in sweat.

[Francis]

Yeah. Are you. Right now. Are you staying in, like, a hotel?

[Will Angus]

No, I'm in, like, an Airbnb.

[Francis]

Does it have like a. Like, do you have, like, central air? Is like a radiator?

[Will Angus]

Got an AC unit in every room.

[Harry]

Nice window unit, though, right? No. Oh, you got central air, I think.

[Francis]

Is it the thing that's like, above.

[Harry]

You have a wall thermostat. Thermostat on the wall.

[Will Angus]

It's a remote. Remote goes to the ac.

[Harry]

Again, big ac. Just to be.

[Francis]

It's one of those big things.

[Harry]

That's a wall unit.

[Will Angus]

Okay. Wall unit.

[Harry]

You gotta. But is it in the window?

[Roan]

No, I know exactly what you're.

[Francis]

It's like the thin.

[Roan]

Yay. Wide.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Thin line.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

And then there. But.

[Roan]

So.

[Harry]

Okay, I got it. I got it.

[Francis]

Oh, man. We had those when we lived in Hell's Kitchen. It was awesome, bro.

[Harry]

Wait till you get into central air.

[Francis]

Yeah, that would be central.

[Harry]

There is when there's, like, vents just in the ceiling. Just in the ceiling. And it keeps the temperature consistent. You don't have to, like, heat it up, cool it down. It just stays level. And believe it or not, it's actually more cost efficient than those units.

[Will Angus]

Well, I don't care because it's coming out of. It's.

[Harry]

You don't pay utilities.

[Will Angus]

I don't pay utilities. So, like, I'll leave with AC on.

[Harry]

Right?

[Will Angus]

Just. And I. And I have to turn it off to punish them. Just to be clear.

[Harry]

Yeah, you should.

[Will Angus]

With the windows open, you're raining. Refrigerator open, refrigerator open, windows open, it's raining.

[Roan]

You could kind of recoup the cost by doing that.

[Francis]

Yeah, in a way. Just have the washing machine running 24 hours a day. Nothing's in it.

[Harry]

That's his white noise machine.

[Will Angus]

Actually.

[Roan]

I try to recoup at. At hotels sometimes. I'll, like, empty the air. The. The hair conditioner. You know, I'll empty the shampoo and just use. You try to use all of it at once.

[Harry]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I'll line up all the towels on the ground and see how many I can. Come on.

[Roan]

Yeah, that is nice.

[Harry]

My record is four.

[Roan]

Like, ruin them so they can't use them anymore.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Just make sure, you know.

[Will Angus]

Do you lay them out, like, long wise and you see like a. Is it like a length thing?

[Harry]

I. I wish.

[Francis]

Well, it's side to side.

[Harry]

No, they're going. Yeah.

[Roan]

No, they're stacked up. There's how many he can get through.

[Will Angus]

I see.

[Harry]

I can't go long ways. I'm not creating like a red carpet.

[Will Angus]

Wait, so you're doing like thickness and seeing how many it'll.

[Roan]

It'll blast through?

[Harry]

No, no, I'm just. Yes. If I can get the fourth one away.

[Will Angus]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Harry]

And you know what I mean, it.

[Roan]

Was like one of those. Those videos when they put like a hotel coal onto something and it like.

[Harry]

I see why.

[Will Angus]

It's like a block of ice.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

It sinks in.

[Harry]

No, no, no.

[Will Angus]

Does it? And it. I would assume it sizzles. When it makes contact with.

[Harry]

Sizzles, it hisses.

[Will Angus]

Yes, a violent bubbling hiss.

[Harry]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Angus]

Okay.

[Harry]

I have to use polyurethane beneath it to protect the floor and those beneath.

[Francis]

That's a. That's quite a setup.

[Roan]

Yeah. That's nice. You stay at nice hotels too. Those are thick towels.

[Harry]

They sure are seasoned. But again, I'm going one layer, not four. And I'm going for distance, not depth.

[Roan]

Got it. We'll try. You should try depth. You should. You should aim straight at the ground, like kind of like a firing range and see if you can just like.

[Harry]

Oh, like shooting into a pool.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Like one of those videos where. Yeah. Like have someone shooting like. Like multiple cinder blocks and they're like, how many cinder blocks?

[Harry]

Yeah, I actually really like those videos.

[Francis]

They're great videos.

[Roan]

They are crazy.

[Francis]

Sometimes I wish they would stop around with the beginning guns though, because they're always like, the bullets are like bouncing off. It's like, why are we wasting time here?

[Roan]

Right?

[Francis]

Go to the big gun, get through the cinder block and let's move on.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

You know, right to the 50 cal.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly. There's always the 9 millimeter ricochet off.

[Harry]

Dude, dude, where can you buy a 50 cal is that?

[Roan]

I think from like Halliburton. You have to go Lockheed Martin.

[Harry]

Can you buy. Does he own those guns or is he being like granted use of it by a military.

[Francis]

There was one of those videos I saw where one of the guns he was like loaned like they gave it to him for like the video and then he had to give it back. But I think you can have a 50 cal.

[Harry]

No.

[Roan]

Which is crazy.

[Francis]

It's just.

[Harry]

Yeah. You can own an anti aircraft gun for pigs.

[Roan]

For the pigs. Like for the feral hall.

[Harry]

Want to come check out my flak just in case the bombing raid happens again tonight?

[Francis]

Have you ever shot a gun like that?

[Harry]

The mo. I think the. The highest caliber gun I've shot is an ar.

[Francis]

I feel like if like we did skeet shooting Last week. And I feel like if it was like, if it was a 50 cal, like, we wouldn't be able to like move our arms the next day or.

[Roan]

Here.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You shot you shotguns growing up. You're from Dallas?

[Will Angus]

No, not really. But I would go on like, you know, trips with friends to like a ranch and we'd shoot sometimes like probably like three or four times in my life of shotguns.

[Francis]

Nice.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And you just shoot into the woods.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, or shoot into a lake with like a tire floating on the. Oh, it's like a target.

[Harry]

That's cool.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's fun. I, We. We shot together and Francis mercilessly set me up with the Instagram. I had the barrel in the dirt and I'm getting dragged for it.

[Francis]

Yeah, I know you're not supposed to.

[Roan]

Put barrel in the dirt.

[Harry]

Well, we only had those two photos and you were doing it in both of them.

[Roan]

I didn't. I was thinking we could do some kind of Photoshop situation where I didn't look like such a fucking idiot.

[Harry]

Chicken runs. Sawed off shotgun. The other two have full size. Where did he get that?

[Roan]

Feel so dumb. All the outside guys that I'm like trying to court are. They're embarrassed of me.

[Harry]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to drag you. I mean, not for nothing, I look like a complete cunt myself.

[Francis]

Are you guys getting torched? I'm getting just dragged for my trigger discipline.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

People are killed. Furious.

[Roan]

I don't even know what I'm doing wrong.

[Harry]

It's all going to come out in.

[Roan]

The wash because the video's out by now.

[Harry]

Is it out now?

[Roan]

I mean, it is recording.

[Harry]

Your performance was so, so superior to ours that whatever people be like, I'm going to start leaving my muzzle in the dirt too. I can shoot the way Rome does.

[Will Angus]

This is for your. Your. You were ski. Shooting, you're saying?

[Roan]

Yeah, we went.

[Francis]

We shot plays for fish week. Yeah.

[Roan]

Yep.

[Will Angus]

Can. Well, how was fish week? Are you allowed to talk about it yet?

[Harry]

We can talk about fish.

[Roan]

It'll be out by the time this.

[Harry]

I'm not sure if I'm ready to.

[Will Angus]

Sure.

[Harry]

I remember. I remember being starving because Harry wouldn't share his Pringles or his fish that he caught.

[Roan]

All the fish that he caught.

[Francis]

No fish were caught, unfortunately.

[Roan]

I fell into the river.

[Francis]

Ron fell into the river.

[Will Angus]

Refly fishing?

[Francis]

Yeah, I took my.

[Harry]

On the bank. You did like Moses's parents or something. I don't know what they did. They. They. I guess they just sent him on his way. But I think they might have slept a little bit.

[Roan]

Yeah, definitely.

[Francis]

Yeah. Francis fell asleep, Ron fell in the water, and I broke my rod. Within all within like 30 minutes, probably.

[Roan]

It was a disaster. Yeah, it was embarrassing. We're not quite outdoorsmen.

[Will Angus]

You're out. You were. You went outdoors. Yeah, but you're outdoorsman.

[Roan]

I think that people would be disappointed a bit by our performance, but I think that's what they want. They want to be able to look down on us and say, you're not out.

[Francis]

They want to look at us superior humans or inferior.

[Will Angus]

Yes.

[Harry]

Look, here's the thing. We are a little bit of a Captain planet ensemble. And what by that, I mean, if you took our disparate skills and combined them together, you would have one outdoorsman.

[Francis]

You.

[Will Angus]

I just. You superhuman.

[Harry]

Harry can fish, Roan can shoot, and I can make fires. And together our.

[Roan]

Our powers combined, we would survive.

[Harry]

Unfortunately, we don't get along, so we will never coalesce, Unfortunately.

[Francis]

Put a camera on any of us to do any of those tasks. None of us can do them.

[Roan]

But he is war ready for sure. He was just killing uncatchable, unkeepable fish. Just like.

[Francis]

Yeah, he used fishing with just his mouth, head first, fat facing off water.

[Harry]

Just swimming, Playing hungry hippos with the trout.

[Francis]

This the first time I've ever seen a human swim. Like, side to side like that.

[Harry]

No arms.

[Will Angus]

Swimming upstream, up waterfalls.

[Harry]

He's been under for a while.

[Roan]

Unhinged his jaw.

[Harry]

Did he breathe?

[Roan]

It was nice, though. It was. It was just great to get outside with the fellas. Honestly.

[Harry]

It was.

[Francis]

Yeah, it was fun.

[Roan]

It makes you want to do more like that. I've never really been on an outdoors trip with the boys.

[Will Angus]

Oh, that's sick.

[Roan]

I went camping one time and it was like, it started raining. We got there after it was dark and it rained down into our tent, and we left within like, like, probably four hours of getting there. We just went home. Like, it wasn't for us. It was just like we bailed badly. It was.

[Francis]

Dude, I don't know if I've ever been camping when it doesn't rain. Like, I think it just rains way more in the woods than people think. It's just pouring constantly.

[Roan]

Does that make sense?

[Francis]

Sort of. Yeah, kind of.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Will Angus]

That's what all the trees are there for, a reason.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. To protect you from the rain.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Roan]

The ground from the rain.

[Harry]

Of course.

[Roan]

But I'd love to do more of that. That dude, your producer, used to work for us. With us.

[Will Angus]

Emily.

[Roan]

Yes, yes. Emily used to work here at Barstool.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

She was an intern. Do you guys remember her?

[Francis]

I. I don't remember when she worked here. I just know her from doing their show.

[Roan]

Has she ever talked about her time at Barstool?

[Will Angus]

Brief we talked about it when she interview.

[Roan]

She seemed so much more happy on your guys show than she. She was at Barstool.

[Will Angus]

That's surprising. All I remember is she really. I don't even remember what pod she produced. But she was in love with the people who of the pod she produced. That's the only thing I remember. She's in love with two men. She just loved. She said she had the best time.

[Roan]

Did she do out and about?

[Francis]

Out and about?

[Roan]

Maybe with a gay men?

[Will Angus]

Yes.

[Roan]

Out and about.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

That would have been mostly sports.

[Roan]

Our gayest podcast, Two gay dudes. But she was, she was so nice. But I feel like it seems like such a good home hanging out with her.

[Will Angus]

She's great. I mean, yeah, like it's fun. We fight all the Me, her and Liam fight all the time. But we love each other.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's nice. I think that when she. She was like an intern, I did like her intern interview and I asked her about like dressing for like the male gaze versus this, the female gaze or something.

[Harry]

Where are you talking G A Z E or G A Y S?

[Roan]

I think that that was a point of consternation.

[Harry]

She kept dressing for her podcast.

[Roan]

But that was a big thing at that time. Like the male gaze and just girls dressing for girls, which I support like they should be.

[Will Angus]

Male gaze is still a thing. It was, you know, it's.

[Roan]

I thought it stopped. No, I thought we stopped looking is.

[Francis]

The day we die.

[Harry]

If that's true, what's up?

[Will Angus]

What's up?

[Harry]

If that's true, if that's true that women are dressing more for women, I gotta wonder. Like, it seems to me that the trend over the last whatever number of years is that less clothing is more for. For women. What do you mean? Like, I think that the whole crop top movement has gotten shorter and shorter. Right? Huh?

[Francis]

The tops have gotten shorter?

[Harry]

Yeah, they are coming up higher and higher. Like the water's rising or something.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

And. And I'm just wondering, like, what. Where is this group of women that like sees a clothed girl and is like, she needs to wear a lot less? Like, where is pressure that women are exerting on other women to be like, ugh, too much fabric show more ew.

[Roan]

I think this is like Just a good part of the body. Like, I wish that there was something I could do to show off this part of my body.

[Harry]

You could play football like. Oh, yeah. College football players have gone back to that like Miami crop top mesh jerseys.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Have you seen college football players are wearing like they're making their pants really short now.

[Harry]

I have.

[Roan]

And like people, the announcers are disgusted by it.

[Will Angus]

That's what we gotta do.

[Harry]

We should. That would allow a lot more ventilation.

[Roan]

Let the undercarriage breeze.

[Will Angus]

Let the undercarriage. Let's go. Let's turn the male gaze upon ourselves for once. Let's start dressing for each other, for our brothers.

[Francis]

Yeah, Yeah, I support that.

[Will Angus]

Can we start something here? Can we do something with our platform finally?

[Harry]

Well, I'm going to say this right now. Harry is. Is wore some nice today.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I got to believe it's because he knew you were coming.

[Francis]

What?

[Harry]

This is a great outfit you have on. I think you look fantastic. You look great also. Do you have a boner right now?

[Francis]

I do, yeah.

[Harry]

Is that why you put a pillow on your lap?

[Francis]

No, no.

[Roan]

Don't move it. No.

[Francis]

I actually got my penis removed this morning.

[Will Angus]

It looks like.

[Roan]

Just screwed it off like the leg of a chair.

[Francis]

I've never seen a less impressive bulge than when I removed that pillow. Why is the bulge going in?

[Roan]

I saw Ronald Reagan getting flamed for his bulge.

[Francis]

Really?

[Will Angus]

What?

[Roan]

There was like a picture of Ronald Reagan on an airplane in sweatpants. And the whole Internet was just like, no bulge like in sweatpants. In gray sweatpants. No wonder Nancy was the throat goat. No wonder she was. Was looking outside the home.

[Francis]

She sucked it off.

[Will Angus]

He drove her away.

[Roan]

He drove her away with his. His penisless crotch.

[Harry]

Lyndon Baines Johnson famously had a humongous penis.

[Francis]

Really?

[Roan]

Yes.

[Harry]

Dallas, man. Right? From Dallas?

[Will Angus]

I think so.

[Harry]

Or am I just.

[Will Angus]

I know we have. We have a highway named after him, so. I think so. Yeah.

[Harry]

Right. Yes.

[Roan]

He had a famous. A famous big penis.

[Harry]

Huge.

[Roan]

It was like there was like a audio of him at a tailor. Right. And they had a tailor around his big penis. We all know this. We all know this.

[Francis]

I did not know that.

[Roan]

We're just sharing stuff. We know.

[Francis]

Is that true?

[Roan]

Ye.

[Will Angus]

It is true.

[Francis]

He was at the tailor and they had to measure his dick.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, well, they had to.

[Roan]

Like one of his pant legs had to be like a jco and the other one was a skinny jean just.

[Will Angus]

Because, well, he would tuck his. His left nut into his left sock and his right into his right sock. Two sheaths and it would. Yeah, just a.

[Francis]

Built into his.

[Harry]

Would go between his legs and up his back like one of those camelback straws. Just run it up his back like a lav mic.

[Will Angus]

Poor guy. He passed out when he got a boner. No blood in his brain to have to give him cpr.

[Roan]

That football player Matt Khalil just. He got divorced and his. His ex wife is going on a media tour saying that their divorce was because his penis prohibited any. Any type of sexual intercourse.

[Harry]

That sounds like the type of.

[Francis]

That's good guess.

[Harry]

That sounds like a Incredible gas. Yeah. Like he gave her a bigger settlement for her.

[Francis]

Yeah. Now she's going on podcasts and she's like, I just have to get one thing clear.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

The reason we broke up is because his dick was too big. He's listening to that like, this is going way better than I thought it was going to go.

[Harry]

I'll throw in the Malibu home if you do six podcasts where you tell people, I just couldn't fit it, couldn't get it in, had to split.

[Roan]

Now, you were about to muse on this. What was your musing about to be or about the muse on this man's be?

[Will Angus]

Well, it's muse. Sounded like she left it kind of open to interpretation. His penis. What was the exact wording his penis was The. Was a reason we couldn't have sex.

[Roan]

Yeah. Yeah, Maybe it was square.

[Francis]

It could have been like a h. Round.

[Harry]

I actually fought round before. You said like a globe. Like just perfectly round. Just like a.

[Roan]

Like an obsidian ball.

[Harry]

Like an apple.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

No point. There's no point. What do you put in the whole thing?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Where do you start? With a perfect sphere.

[Will Angus]

Maybe it's like a duck's penis, which is corkscrewed, as we all know, for some reason.

[Francis]

Of course, we do know that.

[Roan]

Yeah. Why do we know that one?

[Will Angus]

What else do we know?

[Roan]

Yeah, we did.

[Will Angus]

What else do we all know?

[Francis]

The corkscrew's got to be. It's got to be crazy with that.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You're locked in.

[Roan]

Like when you see a cross section.

[Francis]

All right, you lay flat. I'm gonna start. Start working my way left.

[Roan]

Is the female duck built like that on the inside? Yes, she is.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, it doesn't. And it only works for authority. It only works for duck penises. Yeah, scratch that off the list.

[Harry]

And female ducks from, like, Myrtle beach are twist offs. Just the trashy ones, sir. That's not gonna work on me. I. I don't know my dad that well.

[Will Angus]

Wait, I got A great joke. You guys will like this one. I don't remember where I heard this from.

[Francis]

All right.

[Will Angus]

Okay. Did you know that pigeons. This is actually true. Did you know that pigeons, when they have sex, they die?

[Roan]

I don't think I knew that.

[Will Angus]

Well, the one I did.

[Roan]

Unbelievable. That's been. Son of a boy. Dad. Guys, what's up? Unbelievable.

[Francis]

That is a banger. I like that.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, it's fun, right?

[Francis]

I like that.

[Will Angus]

Fun.

[Francis]

I like that. It is fun.

[Will Angus]

I like stuff quick and it's fun. Smart. Yeah.

[Francis]

Or it's just.

[Roan]

Yeah. Highbrow. It's the kind of stuff you'd hear on Wait, wait, Don't tell me. Or something like that. It's kind of the NPR style. NPR style humor.

[Will Angus]

What's a Thinker? Because once the show ends, you're going.

[Roan]

Oh, you revisit that. You'll revisit it tomorrow and next month and next year.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

And in that way, the pod kind of keeps going.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I was listening to NPR the other day, and they were talking about AI and they'd played a clip, clip of MLK giving a speech, but he was talking about, like, landing in, like, Tilted Towers in Fortnite. And I was like, they shouldn't even be showing people, like, what the potential of this is. Yeah, exactly. Like, that's like showing a. A group of students and being like, don't do this. And then they're all going to go.

[Roan]

Do it the funnest possible.

[Francis]

Howling, laughing, like, listening to NPR. And then all of a sudden, it's MLK's voice talking about Fortnite or some.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

What is the. And like, I didn't know the NPR audience knew Tilted Towers.

[Francis]

No, it was like a deep cut.

[Roan]

It was for you.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

There's.

[Will Angus]

There's like a weird. There's got to be a word for this weird, like, sensation of, like, seeing those two worlds collide.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

That's happening more and more. It's really unsettling to hear them talking about Tilted. Yeah, I don't like that.

[Roan]

It's weird. What were you doing? Listening to npr. Where were you? In a car. I'm always listening.

[Will Angus]

You don't listen every day, Animal.

[Roan]

You tune your tall ass radio to it. Your big ass radio. I don't know. The last time I cracked open npr. I miss it.

[Francis]

Some talk. I needed some talking points for today.

[Roan]

It is nice.

[Will Angus]

What's the scariest thing they said about AI?

[Francis]

Nothing new.

[Will Angus]

It's all terrifying.

[Roan]

It is just very, like, all the AI I've been getting is Just like, affirming. It just tells me what I want to hear. It's. It's like, I could use a little dissent from my AI.

[Francis]

It's totally. That's what it is. They just lie. It's just a lot.

[Roan]

It's all a lie.

[Francis]

It's a lot. What's two plus two? And it'd be like four, and then you could be like, you sure about that? I think it's actually five. And they'd be like, you're totally right.

[Roan]

My mistake.

[Francis]

I was wrong.

[Will Angus]

Did you guys Hear about the TaskRabbit thing when they were first building chat GBG?

[Roan]

No.

[Will Angus]

They had it. I forgot. I can't remember the exact details, but they had it. It like they needed chat GPT to do a task, so it was like running on its own. And in order to, like, complete whatever the task was, it had to solve, like, a captcha when it made an account.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

So Chad GBT on its, like, on its own decision, went to task rabbit and hired someone to solve the captcha. And the guy, the guy said, are you AI in ch that?

[Francis]

No. That's crazy.

[Will Angus]

So it solved it for them.

[Harry]

Don't ask those questions and just choose. How many of these photos have bridges in them.

[Will Angus]

Think it said, like, I'm an old person and I lost my sight or something like that. Fact check me. I got like 40% of it right.

[Roan]

So that's fine. We're not. We are not fact based.

[Francis]

No.

[Will Angus]

Cool.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Harry]

Neither are.

[Roan]

We're vibes based. And then that. Vibes were good. Vibes were good.

[Will Angus]

Vibes were pretty.

[Francis]

We like to say things in confidence, and then when they're wrong, we say, it's comedy podcast.

[Will Angus]

Prick.

[Roan]

Our show's crank anchors. I feel like that's what Jon Stewart always used to say. Whenever people would criticize him, he'd be like, I'm on before crank anchors.

[Francis]

You can't say.

[Will Angus]

That's awesome.

[Roan]

It's such a good get out of jail free card before. Call her daddy.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

True. Harry, I do really like your outfit today.

[Will Angus]

You look so good.

[Roan]

Thank you.

[Francis]

I've worn this outfit dozens.

[Harry]

Don't you do that now?

[Will Angus]

Can we kick our shoes?

[Roan]

Of course.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. What do you got on?

[Will Angus]

We got the same thing.

[Roan]

Well, same type.

[Francis]

Close.

[Will Angus]

Stan. Stan Smiths.

[Francis]

Are those Stan Smiths?

[Will Angus]

I believe so.

[Roan]

There's a documentary about him.

[Francis]

Stan.

[Roan]

About Stan Smith? I didn't know.

[Will Angus]

How have I not seen this?

[Roan]

He did enough. You're gonna have to check this out.

[Francis]

What size shoes do you wear? You make me look like I got.

[Will Angus]

11S. I'm a size 7. I just buy stuff. The end. Because I'm deeply insecure.

[Harry]

He leaves, leaves the paper in the shoe.

[Will Angus]

Cardboard.

[Harry]

You take out of the toe.

[Francis]

There probably is people on that.

[Roan]

I used to, when I was in like high school, I bought a pair of size 18 orange shoes and I just wore them around and I like, I don't know if I was convinced that it was going to be like wearing baggy pants. Like it was going to be like the next wave of just wearing massive shoes. But I, I, I, I fooled some people. Like I went to my mom's work and like a guy was like what size shoes are those? You're going to be tall as. I just didn't have the heart to tell him that I was stealing valor of a big footed man.

[Will Angus]

Stolen valor.

[Harry]

I, I went, I did something not dissimilar to that. Where I remember my friend Michael and I were both growing at, at a crazy rate. We were the biggest kids in the, in the grade. And I got to like like 6 foot 3 and size 13 shoe. And then like the next pair of shoes I bought, I went to 14 without even thinking that there was a world where I could have stopped growing.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And I wore these 14s. It was a pair of Air force ones for like a year. And I had to pull the laces so tight. They were a tourniquet to the top of my foot foot and But I was like, I liked telling people that I was a size 14.

[Roan]

It feels nice.

[Harry]

Then I had to move backwards to a 13. That is a, that's a tough feeling.

[Francis]

I went back to, I had to go back to a nine from, from a nine and a half.

[Roan]

You're still, you might be, you might have to keep.

[Francis]

I think I could go, I could go to an eight and a half. It's pretty crazy.

[Harry]

It is. Half is when you start measuring in women's sizes.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm a six.

[Roan]

I was listening to a ludicrous song the other day and he was like stepped out the swamp and seven and a half gators. And he like flexes. He said stepped out the swamp and seven and a half gators. It's like seven and a half. Like he's flexing that he's wearing gator boots that are size seven and a half.

[Will Angus]

Those are petite feet.

[Roan]

That's a petite feet. That's a hoof. That's not a whole foot. That that ludicrous is bragging about a seven and a Half is crazy. Put it in a lyric of a. Of a bragging song of a Missy Ell Play it song. But it didn't sit right with me.

[Francis]

Insane.

[Roan]

Seven and a half. You keep that to yourself.

[Francis]

How big is he? How tall is he?

[Harry]

He's really short.

[Roan]

Lud is.

[Harry]

Luda is. Yeah.

[Roan]

Maybe he's just proud. Maybe.

[Harry]

We did a. We did a par. Breakfast with him once. He. Yeah.

[Roan]

What?

[Francis]

Really? Chris.

[Roan]

He's one of my favorite concerts I ever been to was a Chris concert.

[Francis]

Chris.

[Harry]

Did you see his rider when it went viral?

[Roan]

No.

[Harry]

He performed at a college, and his rider got published.

[Roan]

What was it?

[Harry]

I remember it was like, I want eight white washcloths of this brand.

[Roan]

Damn.

[Harry]

Among a list of 100 other 8 white women.

[Roan]

When you said the woo.

[Will Angus]

He's getting there.

[Harry]

Yeah. Don't. You'll see. No, I remember. And he wanted a. Like, a box. A box of, like, 24 XL condoms or whatever.

[Roan]

Jesus Christ.

[Harry]

Like, dude, you don't.

[Francis]

You don't want to just grocery shopping.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Like, don't you?

[Roan]

Don't.

[Harry]

She. Like, don't. Why are you telling a sophomore who's on the planning committee.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

For the college student life thing to go out and buy you XL condoms.

[Will Angus]

I would do that. I'm doing absolutely no. And I'm like, I need 60.

[Francis]

How big do you have to be to have your rider be like, some expensive. Like, what if I just started being.

[Harry]

Like, well, you can do that. It just comes out of your back end.

[Roan]

Oh, he was a poor man.

[Francis]

I thought it was kind of like, you know, the club with the club. I guess Ludicrous probably isn't doing clubs, comedy clubs. Zany's just a little bit of a different rider situation.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Brings him a fresh box.

[Harry]

Sure. He made, like, 300 grand for that.

[Francis]

Yeah, probably.

[Roan]

Was he nice on Barstow Breakfast? Breakfast.

[Harry]

He was really nice, actually. I hate to say it. I'm embarrassed. I rapped for him.

[Francis]

Oh, embarrassing.

[Harry]

No, no, no. It's just something I had, like, written years earlier that might be worse. No, Roan, I would never rap in front of you. I'd rather rap. I would rather rap in front of Ludicrous than you.

[Roan]

Don't say that. I just want to hear it. I just want to know.

[Harry]

Too much respect for you because, you.

[Francis]

Know Roan's going back behind your back, and he's like, yeah, Francis is trash.

[Harry]

Link up with Luda.

[Roan]

We would not do that.

[Francis]

Finally see what you're talking about, Luda. It's wrapped for me, too.

[Harry]

He'd run straight to Pat Bev and be like, you got. I got something for you. I wouldn't do that guy. This guy thinks he's black.

[Roan]

Should they go drop.

[Harry]

Drop the whole trust fund thing? That's not it. Again, go for this.

[Roan]

Do they go you into large and Willie cologne push you into doing that?

[Harry]

I think Willie encouraged it and maybe Pat too do.

[Roan]

So you just had it. You had it in the tuck ready?

[Harry]

Well, I had recorded a song when I was a senior in college just for fun. I was gifted a, like a three hour session at a recording studio in Boston. So I like wrote something for that. It was a cool present. I was. I liked making music. I mean, not like not making music, but I like watching engineers, like beats and going into a studio or whatever.

[Roan]

And who gifted it to you?

[Harry]

My girlfriend at the time.

[Roan]

She went to foster your dreams.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was a really cool present.

[Roan]

Nice. That's sweet.

[Harry]

Yeah, it was like a make a wish, except I was healthy.

[Francis]

What did. What did the sound engineer say when you went in?

[Harry]

He told me that I had a few pitching issues, but the issue that I had there. The issue I had there because I sang the chorus to the song. What I did, what I. I didn't know is that when I had the headphones on.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I couldn't hear my own voice that well.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And if I took them off, I could sing on key, because I can sing on key. But I. I was losing this, the sort of sound a little bit with the headphones on.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Francis]

You need to. You need to have them crack. That's why you're hearing like the beginning of a rap song. Like, give me a little bit more reverb.

[Roan]

Yeah. Turn me up.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Turn up my snare. Yeah.

[Harry]

For me it was like, I want to take these off. I'm going to take them off. Is that okay? Okay.

[Roan]

Did you sing with vibrato?

[Francis]

This is so funny. I got to hear more about this.

[Harry]

This is insane.

[Roan]

Do you have the song or at least what's.

[Harry]

I wonder if I have a copy of it.

[Roan]

What was the chorus? What was the hook? What. What was like the words of it. You don't have to sing it.

[Harry]

I'm trying to think.

[Francis]

You got to know.

[Roan]

What was it about?

[Francis]

I know you know right now you're just contemplating if you want to say.

[Harry]

The song was called. No, no, no, no. I don't remember the chorus exactly. I remember the verses more.

[Roan]

Uhhuh.

[Francis]

Give us. Hit us with one.

[Harry]

No, I'm.

[Francis]

Just say it. Just say it.

[Harry]

Back off.

[Roan]

He's being vulnerable.

[Harry]

A guest. We have company. For God's sake. Isn't a talent show.

[Francis]

I'm dying to hear.

[Harry]

The song was called Renaissance Man. I think that's badass.

[Roan]

That is badass.

[Harry]

And it was just about, like, you know, it was me bragging. That was it.

[Will Angus]

That's sick.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Nice. That's what rap is.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Just bragging.

[Harry]

Yeah, that was it.

[Roan]

I'd love to hear.

[Harry]

I think there's a clip of this somewhere of me rapping for Ludicrous. Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah. I'm more interested on the actual. The set, the studio session. Like, did you roll up solo? It's just you and the engine.

[Roan]

Did you have the guys? Were you smoking? Were you smoking that tree?

[Francis]

Yeah, we did the tree.

[Harry]

This place was really professional. They were. This was not like some guy's, you know, Shed.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

That he had soundproofed. It wasn't what Hustle and Flow or whatever the. That movie is.

[Roan]

It was like, a nice studio.

[Harry]

Yeah. What's that movie called? That was a good movie.

[Francis]

Hustle and Flow.

[Roan]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I saw Hustle and Flow. Was it. Is that a ludicrous movie?

[Harry]

It's got Terence Howard in it, and he's a rapper. Ludacris is in it.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

He beats A up. Yeah. It's about Atlanta, I think. Or maybe it's Memphis.

[Will Angus]

How recent did this come out?

[Harry]

A while ago.

[Will Angus]

Okay.

[Harry]

It had DJ Quals in it.

[Roan]

That's. It's Coward.

[Will Angus]

DJ Quals?

[Francis]

Yeah. You're a big DJ Quals guy.

[Will Angus]

DJ Qual guy, right?

[Harry]

Do you guys know DJ Quals? DJ Quals was in Road Trip.

[Will Angus]

Oh, wow.

[Harry]

Kyle from Road Trip Banger. Yeah.

[Roan]

The thin guy.

[Harry]

The really mousy thin guy.

[Francis]

Original.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Not the remake. Who?

[Harry]

This is crazy. When I was a senior, I grad finished senior year of high school, me and my buddies went and did a, like, a hostile backpacking trip through Europe, and we had a Eurail pass, and we went to Cinque Terre in Italy, and we were at a rooftop. Not like a cliff top, like, cafe. And DJ Quals and his buddy were there, and we ended up having drinks with him and, like, partying with him and a bunch of the staff from that cafe that night.

[Francis]

That's pretty cool.

[Harry]

I'm gonna find this picture. This is actually a cool picture. I have this.

[Will Angus]

Were you doing ad libs in the.

[Harry]

Studio where I wanted the summer of junior year. You don't have to play. You don't have to play it. I hate it. I hate it.

[Will Angus]

It was pretty. Are you pretty good at that?

[Roan]

I was just sent it by.

[Harry]

Perfect. I mean, it's gonna get found. I'm not like, I don't. I just don't want to listen to it right now.

[Roan]

You seem pretty laid back.

[Francis]

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[Harry]

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[Francis]

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[Will Angus]

Easy.

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[Francis]

Cracking.

[Roan]

Let's get it cracking.

[Harry]

I posted that on my Instagram.

[Roan]

Ludicrous.

[Harry]

Why would I ever.

[Will Angus]

That's pretty sick.

[Roan]

That's sick.

[Will Angus]

That's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[Harry]

No, I'm not that embarrassed. Ludicrous was, like, pretty nice about it in. In the end. But hold on, I want to find this DJ quality.

[Francis]

Ludicrous is the one with the. He's got the music video where he's got the massive arms.

[Will Angus]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

Classic.

[Roan]

Did you ever. Do you ever try to rap?

[Will Angus]

We. Me and my friend. I mean, we would like freestyle rap on the bus was horrible. Yeah, like, all the time.

[Roan]

Do you remember what words you rhymed with each other? Any, like, standout rhymes, Words that rhymed?

[Will Angus]

No, I mean, they were all stand out, so I can't really.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was all.

[Will Angus]

It was all kind of like. It was like, really heady. Yeah, it was dumb. I do remember in college, my buddy had a. Like a mic and he was into music and we, like, tried to do like. We were like, absolutely hammered in my house trying to do like a Lonely island type song junior year. And it's the worst piece of ever made. We looked at each other like, we have to kill ourselves.

[Roan]

In the moment, you knew right away what. In the moment, you knew right away that you had to.

[Will Angus]

Once he, like, pieced it together, we were like, we have to take our own lives. Like, if I ever have a chance of having a career, this has to die here, dude, or I'll kill all of you. I don't think I ever tried to.

[Francis]

Break into the rap scene. I tried to be. I tried to make beats for a.

[Roan]

While and we found those.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah, I deleted them all.

[Roan]

Yeah, right after we found them. They were good.

[Francis]

There were a couple heaters in there.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Everyone, I feel like, has that desire.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah. Obviously it's like the coolest job of all time.

[Will Angus]

And everyone thinks they're like, I could do it if I figured it out.

[Francis]

But I don't think if I could.

[Will Angus]

Just make it click beats.

[Francis]

I. Making beats, I feel like, like is easier than. It's a lot of just like adding.

[Roan]

It's less embarrassing.

[Will Angus]

It's.

[Francis]

Well, no, it's definitely less. It's definitely less embarrass.

[Roan]

It's like less of a risk.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Look at this.

[Will Angus]

Damn.

[Harry]

That's DJ Quals. That's Kyle from Road Trip. Oh, that is Cliff in Chinquera.

[Roan]

Wow. That's the chin. And you can see it's chin in the background.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, dude.

[Harry]

By the way, we met him and I asked him about. I was. Was 18, I asked him about his like story or whatever and he was like, yeah, I was living in London, whatever, working some job I think or something like that. And he was just walking down the street one day.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

When a scout for they said you Dolce and Gabbana was like, I love your look, you're a model.

[Will Angus]

Whoa.

[Harry]

And then he was a fucking model.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

And he's like a very weird looking dude. And from that is how he got the casting call for Road Trip.

[Roan]

He's a pretty good actor.

[Francis]

I feel like you see a lot more of getting discovered.

[Will Angus]

Yes.

[Francis]

Like you just be walking down. Yeah, dude.

[Harry]

That's where I swear to you for the next like once I moved to New York, my belief was that I was like, I just need to walk the correct way.

[Francis]

Yeah. I just got to get out more.

[Harry]

I need steps in. Yeah. I need. Every time I leave the house is an opportunity, is an interview.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

And I need to walk down the street with no sunglasses, no hat on, you know, looking the part.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Harry]

Clearly I did not.

[Roan]

My mom was at a mall, probably like 2012 or 2013. And she was like, I just like ran into a talent, like a talent scout. And like they want to meet you just off of like you want to.

[Will Angus]

Set up a general.

[Roan]

Yeah. Just off the word of my mom.

[Will Angus]

Crazy.

[Roan]

And I, and I, and I did. I like drove down and it was like the craziest pyramid scheme. I walked into an office, just nothing on the walls, nothing on the desk. And they had like a binder.

[Harry]

Have you ever done any adult films before?

[Roan]

Your mom said you'd be great at this.

[Francis]

How old were you?

[Roan]

I was probably like like 24.

[Francis]

That's so funny.

[Roan]

And I was like, rules. Yeah. I like drove from like Pennsylvania down to like the Just like be in this meeting. And they were like, it was such a pyramid scheme that they didn't want to take no for an answer. Like they wanted me to agree to something financially before it was very predatory. But she just. So, yeah, she was just like, yeah, there's some talents got at the mall.

[Francis]

We're taking the meeting though.

[Will Angus]

I was talking to some actress who like told me when she was like 13, she like got discovered at the mall mall and like her whole career started from there. But I was like, it's Such a weird business for like a 30 year old dude to see like a 13 year old.

[Francis]

Oh.

[Harry]

And be like.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, we're like, we're gonna be in each other's lives.

[Francis]

Driving to the mall every morning. Like, you know, in the back of your head, this is bad.

[Harry]

I just re. Watched. Watched Gary Gallman's the Great Great Depression. Yeah. And he talks about how back in the day, there was this fear in the 70s and in the 80s that because there was someone misquoted the statistics on number of children that have been kidnapped.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

In the country, they said it was 50,000 a year. Went missing and it was 300. Oh my God. And. And he goes, he goes, so the guy was off by 50,000? No. But he goes, he goes, listen, finding a kid, if you were missing back then, like, we, we. We didn't have social media. We didn't have that. He goes, we had milk.

[Francis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Harry]

And every time you had milk, you stared at the face of this missing child. Like, shouldn't I be out there? Oh, God, it's so good.

[Roan]

Now waste the side of milk. Honestly.

[Harry]

I know.

[Francis]

No ads.

[Harry]

I heard that brief clip of the. Of me doing the wrapping. Now I remember distinct that because I was rapping for ludicrous. I got rid of the black scent with which I had actually done the song and made it as I white ified my voice for him. And it comes off worse.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

You gotta find that middle.

[Francis]

You gotta find it.

[Will Angus]

Sure.

[Harry]

There's a middle ground.

[Francis]

Yeah, there definitely is.

[Roan]

Totally. Damn.

[Harry]

So I don't think that I'm gonna have that struck from my Instagram timeline before this airs. Which isn't to say that people won't still find it on. On, I think Twitter, but.

[Francis]

Well, good thing he was on Sirius.

[Harry]

It was.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's gone.

[Harry]

It was.

[Francis]

It's in the void.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But you have to talk to like the head of Sirius to get a hold of that.

[Roan]

Howard Stern.

[Francis]

Yeah. Locked away.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I saw Stavi just signed with Sirius.

[Harry]

Did he?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Wow.

[Francis]

I know. Cool.

[Roan]

I'm happy for my brother.

[Francis]

I know.

[Will Angus]

Well, like, his pod is now on Sirius.

[Francis]

I think so. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Will Angus]

Do you guys see him in Bonia?

[Francis]

I haven't seen it yet. I think I'm. I might actually see it today.

[Will Angus]

Dude, it's great.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

It's so good. What is really good?

[Harry]

What is the Luca. Can you talk about the Luca movie you did? Luca Guadal?

[Will Angus]

Yeah, I can give like surface level stuff.

[Harry]

You did a Luca Guag? How do you say?

[Francis]

I thought you were going to talk about the Luca trade.

[Will Angus]

Well, speaking of Nico Harrison fired this morning. Why are we doing.

[Roan]

You guys, get away from.

[Will Angus]

Shut up.

[Harry]

You guys, don't do this.

[Will Angus]

I hate Nico. Tell the team. Okay. Go on.

[Harry]

How do you say his last name?

[Will Angus]

Guada Nino.

[Harry]

Guada Nino. I think there's a silent G in there somewhere. Am I wrong?

[Will Angus]

There might be a few.

[Roan]

What?

[Harry]

That's greedy.

[Will Angus]

Hanging on at the end.

[Harry]

Or dare I say Reedy.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

So you did a film, and it was in. I did Italy that you shot?

[Will Angus]

Yeah, we filmed in Italy.

[Harry]

This is cool, man.

[Will Angus]

It was really cool. It was like the highlight of my. My life. I was there for, like, three weeks.

[Harry]

And we're asking. I find myself. We. We are asking you a question now. You did a film? You. You. I did a film in Italy. Yeah. Like, the conversation has shifted from, like.

[Will Angus]

Well, it was more of a picture to be. I did this Guadagnino picture.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Yeah. I read. I shot it in Italy. It was cool.

[Harry]

It was a talkie. Talkie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I mean, you know, the first. Whatever. First part of this podcast has been us. Just. You're our.

[Francis]

Our.

[Harry]

Our compadre, our peer.

[Will Angus]

Well, that's how I like it.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

I like to live in that pocket.

[Harry]

And now it's like, oh, he's a.

[Roan]

Because then you can just play.

[Will Angus]

Well, I'm not a movie star by any means, but I'm in the movie. So some gray area there.

[Harry]

It hasn't come out yet.

[Will Angus]

That's right.

[Harry]

So perhaps that is where your star was. Will ascend to the heavens.

[Will Angus]

It won't. I like where you're thinking. I like where your head's at.

[Roan]

Porn's the only thing where you just can be a star by being in it the first time.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You just do a porn. You're a porn star.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah. Right away.

[Francis]

That's true.

[Roan]

It's not like that with movies.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Though you are a star in my eyes. Thank you. I will tell you that. I'd like to share that with you.

[Francis]

You like Italy?

[Will Angus]

Yeah, it was sick.

[Francis]

Better than New York.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, significantly. Of course.

[Harry]

Did you go to Cinque Terre? No.

[Will Angus]

No, I didn't.

[Harry]

You should go there.

[Will Angus]

I wasn't interested.

[Francis]

Oh, that's more just about typing it into maps. That was the whole.

[Roan]

You get five letters in, you get flagged.

[Will Angus]

Couldn't bring myself to it.

[Roan]

Yeah. That's nasty.

[Will Angus]

It was awesome, though. I loved Italy. I'd never been to Italy, and I got to explore. Met some very Cool people. And I'm definitely. I'm definitely not going to be a star. This. The cast is stacked in this movie. I'm going to be over, outshined, overshadowed by everybody.

[Harry]

You could steal the show though.

[Will Angus]

I could.

[Harry]

And that's where. That's where you need. You need. You need people of higher billing so that you can steal from them.

[Francis]

True.

[Will Angus]

Well, the second I realized that. That I was the least important person in the movie, I nuked every take cuz I realized it wasn't going to.

[Harry]

Do anything for me. Why am I even here?

[Will Angus]

I didn't even look up. I didn't even look up.

[Roan]

We just look dead at the camera every time.

[Will Angus]

This is just crazy.

[Harry]

We.

[Will Angus]

We have to start working on ChatGPT 2.0 or we're going to lose funding.

[Francis]

I would love to be just a problem on set. Just the worst person to work with.

[Will Angus]

Exactly.

[Francis]

I don't think I'm gonna do that right now.

[Will Angus]

I don't wanna. Sorry. Sorry. It's too late to recast.

[Roan]

You guys are already over budget.

[Will Angus]

So. Yeah, it's gonna set me back a little bit, but I'll be fine.

[Roan]

Worth it, though. Yeah, definitely worth it.

[Harry]

Cool.

[Francis]

Big time.

[Roan]

Sash was a problem on set one time with a show that we did. Oh yeah, reality show. And. And he grabbed one of the like pa's walkie talkies and just went, mayday.

[Francis]

Mayday. It was a way bigger deal than I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be nothing.

[Roan]

And that was gonna be like a.

[Francis]

Couple laughs through the walkie talkie. Like I was funny.

[Roan]

People were.

[Francis]

People went into me like.

[Will Angus]

Like.

[Roan]

They like, had to sit him down. And then all the pas were like, you're the kid that said mayday, huh? Like you think it's a big. Like these dudes in like fingerless gloves.

[Francis]

Like coming up to me like six hours after the fact and be like, not funny.

[Roan]

That was not cool.

[Francis]

Understood. Understand.

[Will Angus]

Oh, I love seeing people on set with fingerless gloves.

[Francis]

Oh, everyone.

[Will Angus]

It's awesome.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

So awesome.

[Francis]

They don't want their fingers getting hot. Just a perfect amount of comfort.

[Roan]

But they don't want calluses on their palms.

[Francis]

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Got to find that in between.

[Harry]

I have a pair of only fingered gloves.

[Will Angus]

Get out of town.

[Harry]

There's no palm.

[Roan]

They do. You know who uses those? Deli workers. They have like finger. Finger condoms. They like, we'll do like five finger condoms.

[Francis]

Am I crazy thinking that would actually be the most effective? Like, your fingers are the part that gets cold. It's not the palm.

[Roan]

You know, it's like a assless chat for the hand. Kind of.

[Francis]

Like I feel like the. The palm is actually where the heat generates from. Right.

[Roan]

Yeah, I got sweat, a little sweat to my palm right now.

[Francis]

Like, I could. I think I could use a pair of those. Just fingers, the palms free.

[Will Angus]

Well, I know the, the sound guys I talked to that have the fingers.

[Francis]

Oh, of course.

[Will Angus]

It's for. It's for. It doesn't make sound when they grip the pole, but they still need to be dexterous.

[Roan]

So I heard a nasty podcast about sound guys that. That they're actually going through a terrible recession right now. That Hollywood in general is going through a bad recession. Have you experience this?

[Will Angus]

I haven't, cuz I mostly work on like Internet stuff. So like, I'm all good. But yeah, it's. It's bad. People are. You know, we have people who like, are helping us around our office sometimes that are like really talented, like dps or like.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Sound guys. And they're like, can we help you? Like, come clean your office? There's no work. And it's like such a. Their talents. But yeah, it's like.

[Francis]

Is that just like there's not enough shit being made?

[Will Angus]

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, especially in a way.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Harry]

I hate to say it, but I will never hear DP and not think Double penetrator.

[Francis]

Oh, I think Dave Portnoy, unfortunately.

[Harry]

Oh, that's a little clear, I think.

[Will Angus]

Double penetration.

[Roan]

Yeah, Double penetration.

[Will Angus]

I think of the woman, not the penetrator.

[Roan]

Yes, the act.

[Harry]

Right.

[Will Angus]

And I think of that poor lady. What does she. What is happened to her?

[Roan]

What's her story?

[Harry]

Well, you said that they. They can't find work. And I was like, I guess everybody's finished. Build no more holes.

[Roan]

They said it was because the studios, like, were urged to. I don't.

[Francis]

Because they're making all the movies on SORA too.

[Roan]

It was just Martin Luther King starring and everything.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Have you all seen those mlk, like WWE SORA videos?

[Francis]

I don't think so.

[Will Angus]

They are unfortunately the funniest thing, dude.

[Harry]

The Stephen Hawking WWE video and then the chiropractor videos of the old people.

[Will Angus]

Yes.

[Harry]

Throwing them through the wall.

[Will Angus]

Do you guys remember YouTube poop? Do you guys remember what that was?

[Francis]

I don't think so. Is that a thing?

[Roan]

Sean's knowingly nodding.

[Will Angus]

Yeah, it was like really like. It was like really short, like animated videos on YouTube. Kind of like brain rot before brain rot.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

And I feel like this is literally just like the new incarnation. I'm writing a whole thesis on this. It's the new incarnation of YouTube poop. It's so cyclical.

[Francis]

I agree.

[Will Angus]

Thanks.

[Francis]

Yeah, I agree. I don't know what YouTube poop is, but I'm right there with you.

[Will Angus]

Come on.

[Francis]

Thanks.

[Roan]

Go ahead.

[Harry]

Go ahead.

[Will Angus]

It's right there.

[Harry]

Will, how old are you?

[Will Angus]

29.

[Harry]

Okay. I was gonna say that's strange to hear you mention something that is of the younger Zeitgeist that he wouldn't know about.

[Will Angus]

How old are you?

[Francis]

24.

[Will Angus]

Get out of town.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

You're an old soul, though.

[Francis]

I know.

[Harry]

Sure is.

[Roan]

He really is.

[Harry]

Ancient soul.

[Roan]

Just a dress.

[Harry]

Goddamn geriatric soul over here.

[Will Angus]

Well, I'm. I teeter on Millennial Gen Z. So I'm kind of in. I'm in. I'm a forgotten generation.

[Francis]

What generation are you?

[Roan]

Actually?

[Will Angus]

I think. I think technically I've seen Millennial angins. I've seen like two different.

[Francis]

Yeah, I forgot. There's not actually, like.

[Will Angus]

It's not a defined.

[Roan]

Yeah, I've seen people claiming Zillow. Millennial.

[Harry]

Whoa.

[Roan]

I've heard that going around.

[Will Angus]

I'm claiming Jen A. I like that.

[Harry]

J is Forrest Gump's girlfriend.

[Francis]

Classic. That's a banger.

[Will Angus]

That's awesome. Look at that.

[Francis]

You want to hit a. Jenny.

[Will Angus]

Are you kidding me?

[Roan]

Jenny.

[Francis]

Yeah, Someone's got to hit.

[Roan]

This is every. And this is every episode with him.

[Harry]

No, it's not. I only do well when we have every episode. I'm not funny unless we have guests.

[Roan]

He's always like this, and it's freaking unbelievable.

[Harry]

I just need. I need some guy ooze his talent.

[Roan]

No, it's like. It's like his rap. It's. He's a Renaissance man.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, boy.

[Will Angus]

I told you we were gonna get up some crazy on this.

[Harry]

You did say.

[Will Angus]

I told you.

[Harry]

You did do say.

[Will Angus]

It's gonna be insane.

[Francis]

We're making history right now.

[Roan]

Here we are. It's nuts.

[Harry]

This is fun. I'm glad we got you on here. We're not done. I'm just. Yeah, we never said if. You don't know who will Angus is. He's the star of the all the Friday Beers sketches. Almost Friday. The podcast is called pod.

[Will Angus]

Almost Friday Podcast.

[Harry]

Almost Friday Podcast. You should check out a lot of your work. I mean, I could.

[Will Angus]

Thank you.

[Harry]

Cite specific things that I've seen you do that I have come back to because I like them so much.

[Will Angus]

Well, I appreciate that. Please keep watching them. We need the views. We need to Generate some revenue, so generation revenue, please.

[Harry]

I hit a drinks with Max Barrett, like a week or two.

[Will Angus]

Oh, nice.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Yeah. And I like. I like both the Barrett boys very much.

[Francis]

We can wrap it up, too.

[Will Angus]

How long we've been going?

[Francis]

Probably over an hour.

[Roan]

Whoa. Holy Cool. And it feels like that.

[Will Angus]

Wow.

[Harry]

You know, we need to have guests more often. Often.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Roan]

They're not.

[Harry]

You don't agree?

[Roan]

They're not all going to be like this.

[Harry]

I do.

[Roan]

You know what I mean? They're not all going to be gems.

[Harry]

You don't always get movie stars who still don't admit humbly that they have attained that.

[Will Angus]

Well, I literally haven't, so. It's easy to be like. It's easy to be like.

[Roan]

I have.

[Harry]

I think when that movie comes out, I think you're. I think everybody knows you're. You're the next guy.

[Will Angus]

No, because I'm. It's. There's so. The movie. There's so many roles.

[Roan]

He's trying to jinx you right now. You don't see what's going on?

[Harry]

No. We're all rooting. I'm. I'm rooting for you. Everybody's rooting for you.

[Will Angus]

Thank you.

[Roan]

We'd like you. Before you leave, we'd like you to peel a volume off one of these shelves and take it home for yourself.

[Will Angus]

Really?

[Roan]

Any of them?

[Francis]

We do with our guests.

[Will Angus]

This is like the Criterion Collection.

[Roan]

It's our best. It's our best.

[Will Angus]

I've always wanted to do that.

[Roan]

It's all of Dave Portnoy's works.

[Will Angus]

Okay. Ghost written or he hand wrote them.

[Francis]

He's written all of these.

[Will Angus]

Right.

[Francis]

They just haven't gone public.

[Harry]

I see.

[Francis]

So it's just a little.

[Roan]

They'll be leaking out.

[Francis]

Little slice of our worlds.

[Will Angus]

Wow. That's incredible.

[Roan]

Yeah. You'll really like it. Thanks for. Thanks for coming.

[Will Angus]

Thanks for having me on, guys. I had a blast.

[Harry]

Anything you want to. You want to tell people to check.

[Will Angus]

Out, Guys, please check out our YouTube channel, Almost Friday TV. We post sketches and then I also do the Almost Friday podcast with Liam, my. My funny little friend that I get back in la and my roommate and I miss him and I'm excited to be back.

[Roan]

So you live with one another.

[Will Angus]

What's that?

[Roan]

You live with one another. We do realize that.

[Will Angus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

The brick. Brick walls.

[Will Angus]

We're trying to go for that tax benefit in about four more years of living together. So.

[Roan]

Yeah, a little.

[Francis]

That would be huge.

[Will Angus]

We're getting there.

[Harry]

Wait, what's that? Is that.

[Will Angus]

I think if you live together with someone long enough, you don't have to. To marry them to get like some.

[Roan]

Sort of Chuck and Larry type of thing?

[Will Angus]

Yeah, I think so.

[Harry]

Yeah. So one, if one of you didn't have health care, you could actually go on the other person's health care at their work a lot of the time.

[Will Angus]

Well, Liam doesn't have health care. He doesn't need it. I take care of him and I take him to the doctor when he needs it and I make sure that he gets what he needs.

[Roan]

You pay out of pocket.

[Will Angus]

Correct. Diet wise, exercise wise, the type of content he's consuming, the TV shows he watch, I'm. I've got that all figured out for him. So.

[Roan]

So digestively. You just bicycle those legs, get them right.

[Will Angus]

Correct. Correct. You know, I. I keep him. I keep him grounded.

[Roan]

He's very sweet.

[Will Angus]

He is a sweet boy.

[Roan]

Yeah, he's very sweet.

[Harry]

Aside from the cold, is there any part of you that feels that being in New York City would benefit your creative career?

[Will Angus]

More Broadway, Off Broadway, maybe coming here more often to like work with people I like out here. But I don't think it would change the like the way I like write stuff or like. You know what I mean?

[Francis]

Yeah, just.

[Will Angus]

It's just about honestly, it's about like who you're working with. Yeah.

[Francis]

So totally agreed.

[Roan]

Cool. Sweet.

[Harry]

Will, Angus, everybody.

[Will Angus]

Thanks guys.

[Francis]

Listening.

[Will Angus]

Thanks for the shirt.

[Roan]

I hope you wear it. I'd like to see a picture of you wearing it the next time you do.

[Will Angus]

It'll be in my quilt in no time.

[Roan]

The screen printing is so bad on that.

[Will Angus]

So loud.

[Harry]

I'll be in Austin this weekend.

[Roan]

Next week.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

Sweet.

[Harry]

I'll be in Austin this weekend at Cap City, Friday and Saturday and then Boston. I think we're adding shows for Boston December 4th to the 7th.

[Francis]

Now I'll be in Baltimore coming off of a fantastic weekend in Chicago. Thank you everybody. Buddy. And I will be in Baltimore coming up or this weekend. Yeah, this weekend I'll be in Baltimore. Harry, set a website. Dot com.

[Will Angus]

What's your website?

[Francis]

Harry Settle. Website.

[Will Angus]

Okay, I'll check it out.

[Francis]

It's the perfect website for all things Harry Settle.

[Will Angus]

You got games on there?

[Francis]

Oh yeah.

[Will Angus]

Got flash games? Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Will Angus]

I want to play tanks on there.

[Francis]

Close.

[Harry]

Was over still, still underground.

[Francis]

So.

[Harry]

I looked older to you Came around.

[Francis]

I was only falling one way.

[Harry]

I.

[Francis]

Was only falling one way. I.

[Harry]

Come alive.

[Francis]

I was only falling one.

[Will Angus]

Way.

[Francis]

I was only falling one way.

[Harry]

I was already only falling one way I was only falling one way.

[Francis]

That.

[Roan]

Is to your eyes.

[Francis]

Did you realize no one can take me alive? I was only falling one way.

[Harry]

That you can see.

[Francis]

Ra.