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This week, we’re diving into the Sentient Object Holiday Series, a collection of romance novellas featuring everything from bathtubs and books to rubber duckies, white t-shirts, light bulbs, mountains, and more. Yes, really.

We discuss our favorites, rank the stories, debate which object romances were surprisingly believable, and try to explain these books with a straight face. Along the way, we chat about curiosity, imagination, self-discovery, and why sometimes the most unexpected stories end up being the most memorable.

What surprised us most wasn’t the premise. It was how much heart, humor, creativity, and genuine charm each story contained.

We expected to have favorites. We did not expect to fall a little bit in love with every single story in the series.

Join us for one of the funniest, most chaotic, and unexpectedly wholesome episodes we’ve recorded in a long time.

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