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Washington (0:08)
See, one of these is poison and one brings cursed luck. Take one in your stout feathers, the other run amok. One said to cause a scurvy. But one might make me rich. The trouble that I'm facing is I'm not sure which is which. You've crossed over to Spoot. Stay tuned.
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Washington (1:35)
My grandmother had bad knees, which may be the only reason I survived childhood. Always a close thing. We have a routine, a pattern. First, she catches me doing the bad stuff. Lighting her Bible on fire with a magnifying glass, dumping her syrup on the ground to watch the ants, forgetting that I locked my little brother in the attic. Next, she narrows her eyes, she surveys the catastrophe. Then, like in a Western, she snatches up something to beat me with. A spatula, extension cord, whatever's handy. Gets to swinging. I run lickety split from the rain of blows. And if I'm lucky, very, very lucky, I sprint, leap, dive, tuck, roll straight underneath the dining room table. Safe. Just in time. And as Granny rages there, I see boy come out from under there. Uh, her bad knees won't let her bend down to snatch me up. Boy, you hear me? I already got snacks and a pile of book stash to wait out the storms while the world outside the table shakes. Boy, I go to love this time alone. Encyclopedia Brown, the Chronicles of Narnia. Vanilla wafers. You asking for it now. But I know better. Because no matter how loud she sputters, no matter how towering the rage, the danger will end at 3pm on the dot. Not 2:55, not 3:10. At 3pm Exactly. Why? Because on ABC, Detroit Channel 7, that's what time General Hospital comes on. And then Granny time. General Hospital time is sacred time. All debts forgiven, all slates wiped clean. Just don't you disturb her and don't get in the way of her stories. Crawl out from under the table, bring Granny something cold to drink and get back to doing bad stuff. And so many years later, strikes me now, right now, in my world, in your world as well, a storm rages, the world shakes and Is right there. Right there. And I find myself scared, fearful, reaching for a box of vanilla wafers in the Chronicles of Narnia for some peace, some respite. And I'm hoping it soon, once the panic, the terror has passed, I will crawl out from under this table and get back to doing bad things. Spook starts now. You see, there are many different types of hiding spaces. Now we're going to take you to India to meet Rashi. Rashi is a teenager, and she lives in Mumbai. She just graduated and wants to throw a party to celebrate. Naturally, Rashi has just one small problem. Spooked.
