Spooked - "Pee Afraid: Classic"
Podcast: Spooked
Host: Glynn Washington
Release Date: February 6, 2026
Episode Overview
This episode of Spooked, titled "Pee Afraid," delivers a first-person tale of supernatural terror from Dr. Ampton, a medical professional living in Brunei. The story unfolds during a work retreat deep in the Borneo rainforest, exploring themes of respect for the unseen, traditional spiritual taboos, and the sometimes dire consequences of challenging the supernatural. Vivid storytelling and cultural context make it an especially haunting entry in the Spooked series.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Setting the Scene: The Borneo Work Retreat
[03:19 - 05:30]
- Dr. Ampton sets out with colleagues on a team-bonding retreat in Sukang, a deep rural village surrounded by tropical rainforest and accessible only after hours of muddy off-road driving.
- Describes the adventure of traveling in government-issued 4x4s, the habit of bringing a karaoke set (a must in Southeast Asia), and the atmosphere of forgiveness and camaraderie among the team.
“It was like we were young again, set loose upon the world... Whatever fights you’ve had before, that’s forgotten.” (Dr. Ampton, 03:58)
2. Local Customs and Spiritual Taboos
[08:15 - 10:15]
- Upon arrival, Dr. Ampton discusses the concept of "chabul"—certain rules and taboos when entering the jungle, believed to appease or not offend spirits.
- When nature calls, Dr. Ampton pees into the river, in defiance of the traditional warning not to, prompting a colleague (or so he thinks) to caution him against disrespecting local spirits.
“Are you sure you want to do that? What if someone is down there?” (Voice of Dr. Zim?, 09:18)
- Dr. Ampton, feeling bold, openly challenges any spirits:
“Here’s my golden shower!” (Dr. Ampton, 09:40)
3. The Invocation of the Unseen
[14:02 - 18:00]
- That night, after an evening of American Pie karaoke and team fun, Dr. Ampton wakes up at 2 AM to inexplicable thumping beneath the clinic, shadowy movements past his window and door, and tiny feet visible in the darkness.
“No, no, no, no. That’s just your mind playing games... But I’m sure I saw feet. One pair of feet moving fast by the door.” (Dr. Ampton, 15:27)
- He senses a presence “piggybacking” on him, clinging to his back as he walks down a long, dark balustrade. Fear is overwhelming and physical.
“If I saw it—whatever it was—I’m going to die on the spot. Because I was so scared. My heart was pounding, I was sweating, I was trembling.” (Dr. Ampton, 16:05)
4. A Powerful Manifestation
[18:25 - 19:55]
- In an escalating vision or dream state, all the water beneath the stilted building abruptly vanishes, exposing the mud, boats, and roots—a supernatural display of power that sends Dr. Ampton into panic.
“Whatever can make water disappear must be more powerful than you can imagine.” (Dr. Ampton, 19:33)
- His state-of-the-art flashlight dies, compounding his terror, and he grows desperate for company or intervention.
5. Breaking the Spell
[20:05 - 21:15]
- Finally, Dr. Ampton wakes his friend, a urologist, by force. The friend—calmly and with belief—leads him to the hall, prays for him, and helps him get back to sleep.
6. Aftermath, Realization, and Spiritual Lessons
[21:20 - 22:45]
- The next morning is filled with embarrassment and confusion, but reflection sets in as Dr. Ampton recounts to Dr. Zim what happened.
- Dr. Zim is confused and seems unaware of the warning he’d supposedly issued; Dr. Ampton realizes he never actually saw Zim’s face—perhaps, it was a spirit itself that warned him.
“I think it was the spirit itself was warning me. It must have been the spirit that I pissed off. Literally.” (Dr. Ampton, 22:25)
- Spiritual consultation afterwards confirms the incident likely took place in a spirit-induced “dream state,” hard to break except through drastic action.
- Dr. Ampton, once a fearless challenger, now confesses to thinking twice before confronting the supernatural—even in everyday situations.
“You gotta show that you are stronger-willed than you actually are. Like how a cat puffs up its fur. You know, we’re humans. We never learn.” (Dr. Ampton, 23:40)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On breaking taboo:
“I didn’t just pee there. I challenged it. … Golden shower! … I thought I’m indestructible.” (Dr. Ampton, 09:40)
- On supernatural fear:
“If I saw it, whatever it was, I’m going to die on the spot. Because I was so scared.” (16:05)
- On being warned by the unknown:
“I think it was the spirit itself was warning me. It must have been the spirit that I pissed off. Literally.” (22:25)
- On human nature:
“You gotta show that you are stronger-willed than you actually are…We’re humans. We never learn.” (23:40)
Important Timestamps
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 03:19 | Introduction to Dr. Ampton, start of the trip | | 08:15 | Discussion of jungle taboos and spiritual conduct | | 09:18 | Warning from ‘Dr. Zim’ about peeing in the river | | 15:27 | First signs of the haunting: noises, shadows, feet | | 16:05 | Describing the sense of terror and presence | | 19:33 | Vision of the vanished water | | 22:25 | Realization that a spirit gave the warning | | 23:40 | Reflections on challenging the supernatural |
Episode Tone & Style
The narrative voice is deeply honest, self-deprecating, and often humorous despite the fear. Cultural details about Brunei and local beliefs bring authentic grounding, and Dr. Ampton’s candor about his fear and regret highlight both the universality and specificity of supernatural encounters.
Summary
"Pee Afraid: Classic" plunges listeners into a lush, fear-filled tale that’s as much about cultural respect and humility as it is about the supernatural. Dr. Ampton’s experience powerfully demonstrates the costs of ignoring local wisdom—and the ability of unseen forces to command awe and terror. Listeners come away with a chilling reminder, in the words of host Glynn Washington: “The unknown does not mean the evil… But one—one does not fight shadow… Never ever, ever, ever… Never turn out the light.” (Glynn Washington, 24:50)