Transcript
Chase (0:08)
Little pig, little pig, let me come in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin. Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house in. Do what you will, but I won't let you in. Spooked Season of the Wolf is at the door. Stay tuned. Step Judgment is brought to you by Progressive, where customers who save by switching their home and car save nearly $800 on average. Quote@progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates national average 12 month savings of $793 by new customers surveyed who saved Progressive between June 2021 and May 2022. Potential savings will vary.
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Chase (3:07)
Every year I go to my dear friends Jim and Kate's house a little before Halloween to help them decorate to transform their lovely home into a haunted house. Some fake cobwebs here, a few candles, a badly carved pumpkin, maybe a heavy pour of brandy for Jim and I. And then we're ready to greet the first wave of trick or treaters. Now the little little little kids come first. Eyes big with fright, walking up the stairs past the candles, still propelled forward by the promise of candy. Trick or treat. He makes sure they get to Kit Kats or the Almond Joys and watch them. I love that they imagine this is what a haunted house looks like. I think it brings me a special joy because I've never, not once, gone trick or treating as a child. I didn't need to imagine a haunted house because my grandparents, they lived in one. And I knew the ghost, too, because before he became a ghost, he used to give me piggyback rides and bowls of ice cream. He was my Uncle Lewis. And later, when he returned to haunt his childhood home, I knew why. He smashed plates on the ground. While sometimes he screamed, he cried. While occasionally the entire house shook as if in the middle of a maelstrom, because he was so angry, Furious that his own brother accepted his challenge and finally did what he dared him to do. What he shouted. What he taught him to do. Do it. You ain't gonna do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. That day, I hid under the dining room table. Do it. And he did it. He pulled the trigger. And since then, not only has he haunted that house, he's haunted whole lives. His fury rattling the windows, cracking the foundation, making the walls bleed, splitting my family into pieces. And now a play act every Halloween, pretending that this home of love and warmth and joy is that house of shadow and terror.
