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Narrator (0:04)
Twinkle, twinkle pox and toy. What's inside this little boy? Strings and fur and mud and sticks. And if you poke it, it'll kick. Ah, listen to Spooked. Stay tuned. At Ameca Insurance, we know it's more than just a car. It's the two door coupe that was for your first drive, the hatchback that took you cross country and back, and the minivan that tackles the weekly carpool for the cars you couldn't live without. Trust Amica Auto Insurance Amica Empathy is our best policy if you've been having your McDonald's sausage McMuffin with an iced coffee from somewhere else, now is a great time to reconsider.
Dawn Presley (1:06)
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Narrator (2:28)
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