Miles finds out how important his BIL is while Bob catches his BIL in the act.

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I’m waiting for the live stream. That’s what I was waiting for. Silly live streaming. Live stream this. Sometimes it’s not on, you know. Sometimes it’s just… Turn it on. Turn it on. Turn it on again. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Shows. This is Bob. Thank you, Lizzo. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio. Thank you, Lizzo. What the hell? What the hell was that? I just like to provoke you a little bit. Thank you, Liz. I was like, what? I like to throw you off a little bit. I do play a mean flute. Remember that time in band camp? Wow. Hey. It’s a brand new year. It is 2025. Believe it or not. 2025. It’s hard to realize that. Yeah. i’ve i’ve thought for sure after i met you and there’s no way in hell he’s making it 2025. i thought when i first met you there’s no way he still has teeth like 2025. thanks i appreciate that because i was right about losing his hair though i was right yeah that’s true it’s unfortunate i still have most of my teeth
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, 2025 has brought us some snow. Did you get any snow at all? Not a whole lot. Well, the other day, I guess. It was a Thursday, Friday or something. We got like almost probably 10 inches of snow. No. Nope. Yeah. The first snow was the best snow. It was everywhere. and then we’ve got another another dusting of snow that’s pretty much gone i mean yeah it’s all gone. In the driveway, but the other snow’s still here yeah no considering we don’t normally we get snow and then it goes away right right you know yeah yeah but the interesting thing to me that comes with the snow is we get to see all the little critters skittering about because they’re
exposed. You can see their footprints. You can see them because there’s no camouflage. I recently saw two foxes frolicking in the snow. That was nice. Two of them. Not just one fox. Two foxes chasing each other, having fun. I’m like… hey, I wonder what else… This was during the day. I was like, hey, I wonder what else has been around at night. So I got all these cameras set up, and so I proceeded one evening to kind of… Anytime there’s movement near the camera, it records a little bit. And so I’m like, maybe I’ll find some stuff. It’d be cool. So I’m going through the… The camera, the different cameras and looking at the, you know, it keeps, I have a big memory thing, so it keeps it for weeks. Yeah. It’s not just like a day or something. It’ll just keep it. And then when it gets full, then eventually it’ll delete the old ones. And, but I mean, it’s going to take like a month or something to fill up this, the, you know, memory. Yeah. So I’m buzzing through things real quick. Oh, there’s a rabbit, right? Squirrels. There’s the dog running in front of the camera.
i think we’re working up to a slender man story here. Really? You think that’s where we’re going with this? I’m sure of it so i’m i’m going back through, you know, going through time, backwards in time, looking at all these things and you know let me mute myself. I’m sorry. You don’t need to hear this. I’m sorry. What are you doing? what’s happening over there? I ran out of peanut butter and the dog’s upset. I’m sorry. This dog is slender. I’m like, maybe you had a slender man thing going on there for some reason continue i’m gonna just mute this till this dog is done. Okay. Well, what is he doing? I don’t know. The dog heard something and now the dog’s upset. No, don’t worry about it. It’ll add some flavor to the story. Okay.
my sister is taking care of it. Okay. Choosy mothers choose Jeff. The, um, so, you know, I’m, I’m kind of buzzing through sitting in my, in my usual spot, you know, I think we’re kind of half-assed watching the show or something. And I get back to around christmas time and i’m clicking through, you know, Oh, you know, people coming and going in the front, you know, cars going yeah in the front and everything. And then, i’m I click and then there’s one of the back patio. And I’m like, wait, wait a minute. That’s, uh, my brother-in-law what he’s on the back patio at christmas time. Okay. And then the next thing i know, he’s taking a whiz. Oh, no, he’s not. He is not. Yeah. Oh, my God. So I start cracking up. I’m like laughing. Everybody’s like, what’s wrong? What is wrong with you? What is wrong? I’m like, I passed the iPad over to my wife, and I’m like, look at this. Your brother’s hanging dong. Your brother’s taking a whiz out on the patio.
and so then we’re all laughing he’s not there this is weeks you know it’s yeah recently it’s like the time has gone he’s gone and yeah and everything and i’m like oh my gosh i’m like oh my god you didn’t actually see you know his junk and stuff this was the even funnier part is is his back was to the camera yeah now my neighbors aren’t very close But he was pointed toward the neighbors. Oh, Jesus. He was, yeah, full frontal towards the neighbors. Oh, God, no. Yeah. But, I mean, they’re not close or anything. That’s hilarious. Oh, my God. And then I go, I’m like, did you know your brother was pissing outside on the patio? So everybody’s laughing and everything. There’s so many questions with this. Was this the first time? I’m assuming not, because here’s the kicker, right? Because everybody was at our house, right? My wife asked her mother, she’s like, did you know your son was out peeing on the patio? I’m like, oh yeah, he told me. My God, the kid’s like 50 for Christ’s sake. Jesus Christ. Oh my gosh.
Well, let me just say, unlike, you know, probably both of us, he is much more comfortable with himself. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I would have to be like deep in the tree line. Oh, no, no. This literally took about five steps out from the patio peeing in the grass. No, there’s no way I would have the confidence to do that. I’m like, I’m so P shy. I’d be like, no, I’m trying to, he may have been on his phone. I don’t even remember. Oh my God. He’s whizzing and on his phone. He’s like doing that. So isn’t he like some like backroom bookie guy or something? Yeah. Right. Yeah. He does some gambling. Yes. Well, yeah. What do you, how do you, how do you like the saints this year? Let me see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Clippers. I’ll put 10 bucks on the Clippers. Who played on Netflix this year? That’s probably what he was talking about. Oh my God.
That is hilarious. It was really funny, and so we’re all laughing. Why didn’t he just go and use your bathroom? You guys got, like, nice, clean bathrooms. Well, this was also during, you know, the mini-pandemic that was happening, so there may have been no room at the inn during that time peri...

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