Bob can’t go out at night anymore, while Miles puts his high school rival in its place.

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Ow, fuck. Holy fuck, right in the ear. Jesus fucking Christ. Ow. I’m fucking deaf. Holy Christ. You turned too low before. Now you’re deaf. You can’t make up your mind. Holy Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, get off my nuts. Get off my nuts, man. Get out of here. hey everybody, welcome to snake show this is bob hey everyone this is miles with static Radio. Miles the super savvy. Off my nuts, man, Jesus. What is going on there? No, it’s just a personal thing going on. I live with goats, and they like to walk all over my testicles. And testicles. And I have alpha titus. My midgets love testicles. Well, happy Dr. Reverend Martin Luther King Day. Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Day. Yep, that’s about it. Yeah, happy MLK Day to you. To everyone.
Everybody. Everybody. Everybody listening. Not just for the cool kids. For everybody. Yeah. Even the dorks, you know. What? Even the dorks, you know, they can enjoy it. Yes, even for the dorks. Dorks, all the computer nerds. Yeah, all the computer nerds, unlike yourself that’s right we had we’ve had quite the evening here. Yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, his wife as well yeah who has you know you know whenever she’s wiping your butt, when you get a little older, a couple, about three, four years, she’ll be like, this is easier The woman’s already given me an enema. So really at this point, I’m not even. Oh my gosh. I’m not even going to. Yeah. Romantic thing. It was Valentine’s day, 1989. And we liked it. And she’s like, look, what’s look what I got free with my Walgreens points.
I had to have a procedure done a long time ago and she helped me clean out. So what? I thought you were always cleaned out. That’s the thing. No, I had to have a procedure done and she had… You practically sound like an empty tanker truck most of the time. Yeah, I know. No, I’m recording now. Quiet. There’s no talking. Go get my fleet Enema kit, please. Thank you. She’s already done some really gross stuff. I’m filling some peanuts that haven’t shifted. Yes. She’s done some gross stuff with two children. She has tended to my sebaceous cysts. Multiple? Plural. Do you have names for them? Yeah, I do actually. Site A and Site B. Yeah, okay. It’s neither here nor there. Secret bases in Antarctica. We call them Site A and Site B. Yeah. Oh, nice. A’s kind of gone dormant now. I hope there’s no Site C. I hope not either. A has gone dormant?
A is going dormant, but B is starting to grow. Oh, no. It looks like a marble under my skin. Oh, my Lord. Someday I’ll go on the beach and be like… Why do you have to be on the beach for this to happen? I don’t know. Maybe the sun rips it open. Oh, really? I have no clue on this. No, I don’t know. This is all news to me. You got to want it. You got to want it. Does she have a scalpel? Maybe she could cut it. No, just teeth. Oh, my Lord. Maybe she should just get a melon baller. A juicer. She puts a juicer. Honey, a knife, a meat skewer, and a roll of paper towels. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? Yeah. Who wouldn’t? Yeah. What are you like a bunch of monkeys over there picking nits off each other? Jesus. No. Like the first time she did it though, she screamed out. She goes, Oh my God, it’s coming out three different holes at once. I remember the three hole story. Yeah. Yeah. That is. Yeah. I’ll never forget that. War of the worlds or something. I don’t know. Yeah. Everyone. I was like, wow. Mr. And Mrs. Schmingy in New Jersey.
It’s coming out of three holes, everyone. Look, we’ve got confirmation. That was before cell phones. We have no evidence that that actually happened. I’m sure the evidence was all over the place. Yeah, there was DNA. Yeah. Anyway, people don’t want to hear this. I’m sure they don’t. At this point, everyone’s tuned out. Yeah, all your techie friends are like, out, out, dump, dump, dump. We’re not listening to… You know, oozings from people’s bodies. Yeah. Yeah. Especially Miles Title’s body oozing. Right. Something like Guy, you talked to last week. He’s like, I’m not going to listen to this. Right. We’re just talking about dickfoot and stuff. All you guys say is balls deep. Balls deep. I haven’t said that for a few weeks. I know. I’m just saying if they go back and listen. I know. I don’t like to go back to old material, though. I don’t like that.
Always new, always fresh. Always fresh. We’re always talking about fresh stuff. Fresh and new. I’m trying to decide what story I’m going to talk about. Are you going to go with a story? I’ll give you the choice. Me playing with myself? Do you want to hear about wildlife or do you want to hear about home improvement? Man, God damn it. Oh, I like your wildlife stories a little bit better, I guess. Unless you are hurt in the home improvement. No, I’m not hurt in either one of them, thank God. Okay. So maybe you won’t like either one of them at this rate. I won’t. They’re going to suck. So have I told you about the wolf sighting? No. Oh, okay. Well, let’s see. This is all new.
for you. All right, we’ll bring it on, Cork. Yeah, exactly. A wolf. So, a couple of three years ago, thereabouts, I was driving in the country between little towns, and I saw a wolf running across the field, like full speed, full tilt. Okay. And it ran in front of my car. All right. And it ran from, you know, one field over into the woods. Okay. And I came home and i’m like, you won’t believe it. I was driving and this wolf ran in front of my car. Oh, that you’re so full of shit. Yeah. There’s no wolves here. It was a Husky. It was, it had to be a coyote. I’m sure. Right. Right. I’m like, no, no, it was a wolf. And they’re like, yeah, it’s corky was a wolf exactly
and they’re like, no, no, no. So I’m like, whatever. So then probably about, this is pre-Christmas. So, you know, back here, my wife starts, we’re both home. My wife starts yelling. Oh my gosh. I think there’s a wolf in the backyard. I told you i told you. And I was busy. I was busy. And I’m like, what? And she’s like, well, it’s either a really muscular coyote or a wolf. And so I tried to get up to see it. It’s gone. So then I’m like, we have a little, you know, I have a little time. And I said, I bring up a picture of a coyote and I bring up a picture of a wolf. And I go, which one was it? She’s like, it was the wolf. What? Yes, it was the wolf. So we had a wolf in the backyard.
You mean I was exposed to danger potentially when I was there at your house, like there’s been wolves and stuff. What are you talking about? We got danger around here constantly, like 24-7. No, no one told me this. Why? So, you know, I talked about last week how I like to check the cameras. Mm-hmm. I caught my brother-in-law, you know. He saw his do...

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