Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by.

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Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by.

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You can keep singing, Miles. Go ahead and sing. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Bob wax it to Jessica Pandy. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Hey Miles. Hey Jim. Jim from the doors. Wink. Yeah, I don’t buy it. Yeah, I think that is him. I don’t even know what I’m doing. Look, look, there’s my little pit. There I am right there. Oh. Is that right there? It’s hard to see your name’s cover now. Is that Hulk Hogan? No, that’s my logo for my podcast, The Old Man’s Podcast. Oh, okay. Oh, I see it now. Okay. I don’t see it. I don’t see it. I can’t see it. Well, you got cartoon eyes, Bob. That’s true. I’m looking through cartoons. You got cartoon eyes.
How do I make my screen small to join? I mean, like we were, we had the three screens up there. If you go to the bottom and click on the little four squares, you go… There you go. There you go. Welcome, everybody. Miles is still alive. We’re on Death Watch. Yeah, I’m back. Miles is on Death Watch, so thankfully he’s not dead. The devil tried to get me, but… Actually, I was just going to log in and listen, listen to you guys. And then I started clicking buttons. And before I know it, bing, bang, boom, here I am. There he is. Yeah. I’m here. I’m not listening to the show. I am in the show. You’re in the show. That’s what happens. Dan Haggerty. I was going to say Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse. Yeah. This is a good old boy.
Never meaning no harm. All you ever saw in the trouble with the law since the day they was born. Yeah. Miles is wearing his Daisy Dukes in memory. How Kamala can see in Miles is just that profile pic. That’s why he looks like a dumb guy. Yeah. Oh, so I get it. So you guys are incognito. Nobody knows what you guys really look like. And everybody look at me and go, oh, they’re going to. Yeah. Well, you look like 100 other people at Christmastime. What do you mean? I’ve had death threats. So I just kind of use that picture at this point. I’m going to be honest with this. Not even his own picture. Yeah. No, it’s true. He has in the past. He did have death threats. Oh, yeah.
We’re not talking about a lot of stuff. You can go read them if you want. Your comedy is that bad? Yeah. Well, maybe misdirected. I stepped on some sacred ground, so to speak. Yeah, people are too touchy. I don’t know, man. I don’t know when people want to drown me in a lake and stuff like that. This was decades ago even. Yeah. Well, actually, we started our careers being threatened. Yeah, that’s true. In college, we were on the radio in college. If you play that song again, I’m going to come up there and kill you. No kidding. Amazing. I guess maybe I’ve had death threats. I don’t know. But I think if I had, I’ve just laughed at him. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I’m an old man.
Now? Now you’re gonna speed up the process? Yeah, this is what 30 some years ago i was a young man. I didn’t want to die. I still don’t come on. Man, man. I wrestle with the grim reaper every day. You look like richard dreyfus a little bit. Oh, my goodness. It’s Mr. Holland’s opus. Yeah. Really? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Did he have a beard in that movie? I don’t think he did in that one, but he’s got one now, I think. Yeah. Hoopa. Drive the boat. Hoopa. So the old man’s with us. We got Miles, who’s still alive and kicking. Yeah. Good job. I was going to tell a story about, you know, Miles had a, we’ll say a near-death experience. Why not?
Okay. Right. Yeah. And he’s still recovering from it. And then he commented last week about how all these people I’ve known, not just him, but I’ve known have passed away. And so this last weekend, I was helping a friend of mine do some stuff. And we went to school together, high school. And I got like about 10 more people on the list, Miles. What? Yeah, he’s like, oh, yeah. So he’s like, hey, did you know this David guy, he died from cancer? I’m like, what? When did this happen? Oh, my God. I spent like six hours learning about all these people who have died slowly over an afternoon. What about that girl you screwed in the rock quarry? Is she still alive? She’s still alive, yes. What about the girl that held your penis at Burger King? Is she still alive?
Still alive. Still alive. Mostly men have died. Mostly guys. Yeah, I couldn’t believe it. I was just like, what? It was like non-stop. We’d talk about something and they’d be like, yeah, oh yeah, so-and-so died. I’m like, what? Where was I? Where have I been? I got a story for you. What’s up? A guy I went to school, a friend of mine in high school, when we graduated. Did he die? No. He joined the Tucson Police Department. And he had been there for a couple of years. And I went down and I hooked up with him. And I started asking him about all the people we went to school with. And he goes, oh, yeah, we get these perp books to look at, you know, people with mugshots. He goes, yeah, I see people in there all the time. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I flip through the book and I go, oh, he’s dead.
Oh, yeah, he died. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he’s in jail. It’s like an after-school yearbook. It’s like the never-ending after-school special. I’m only a perp. You’re the angel dust. You know, well, I’m at that age, Bob, where every, you know, people I know, everybody’s dying around me. I mean, it’s like, you know, it’s like my neighbor, Bob, he’s a couple of years older than me. He’s the guy I used to go golfing with. And he’d say, he’d come over, he’d go, hey, hey, old man, you know, we’re next. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, everybody’s dying. You and I, we’re left. We’re the only ones left. We’re next. I’m going, hey, get away from me, morbid. death angel it’s a death angel. I mean, it’s one thing, I mean, you expect that you’re you know, your folks, your parents, and whatnot yeah aunts and uncles, all that is expected because of the progression of time, but yeah, your your compadres right your peers you’re not ready, I’m not ready for that. This is terrible. I’m never ready for someone to tell me somebody died. Like, I had a
a person I went to school with contacted me and said, oh, my mother passed away. And I’m going, oh. And I’...