Miles is mad because his neighbor won’t work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well.

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Miles is mad because his neighbor won’t work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well.

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I like my blue jeans blue. Thank you. Mmhmm. it puts the lotion in the basket. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. It’s Miles Tittle. Hi, Miles. That’s right. That’s right. How’s Miles Tittle doing tonight yeah all right doing all right yeah yeah Someone mispronounced my name and now Bob thinks it’s funny to make fun of the lady. It’s a nice lady, but yet Bob has made fun of her and her. Mispronunciation. Mispronunciation and some other things he said, which I will not repeat. There’s somebody that’s not me in this conversation who’s like, you’re supposed to put a comma there. You’re supposed to put a thing there. You’re messing up your grammar. I love that voice. It was so disturbing. Don’t you know how to write? Did you go to school? You got a degree, don’t you? Okay, can you say it puts the lotion in the basket with that voice? It puts the ellipses on the line. Thank you.
That’s your Mr. Grammar Police every time I write an email. I’m like quickly going, and you’re like, God, did you know how to write? Jesus Christ, God damn. Well, you just used the wrong form of a word from time to time. You’re not doing third person all the time, for Christ’s sake. You’re wrong. You’re one of those people that doesn’t know the difference between there, there, and there. You know what I’m saying? There, there, there. And I have to correct you. And you’re like, oh, I missed that day in school. You got the idea across. Quit being such a, you know, goddamn stickler. Yeah. But. But. You do know how to, you know, read your last name and say it. Say my name, say my name. Yeah.
at the very very least you know she could have listened just to the show. just Not even very long into the show. She could listen to this the first, like, three seconds of the show. You say your goddamn name no i she didn’t hear the show. I wrote her. I know, but she took a moment. No. Why does she want to take a moment and listen to our shitty show for my God. a million shows out there to avoid. This is one of them. Mr. Miles Tittle wrote me today and he said, are ghosts real? I wrote several questions. Of course they are. What are you asking me for? Because I want to make money off it. So what? How many questions did you send this poor woman? No wonder she’s just
wore down from you sending her questions. I might as well answer this. I’ll get this guy’s name wrong so he’ll never write me again. This is what we do. We pool our money. We buy some old shitty buildings about ready to fall down and we swear that it’s haunted. It is haunted. And then we bring in groups and they’ll immediately fall for it and be like, hey, you’re right. Okay. Where’s the building at? I mean, property’s probably cheaper, like, closer to where you live. Oh, you think? Oh, yeah, you’re in the French Riviera up there, sure. Yes, I’m on Lake Okeechobee, yes. Don’t want to brag. Everything is so high-priced, you can’t even get anything for under five grand. I’m somewhere between Clive and West Des Moines, yes. Oh, yeah. Love you.
This is the most haunted house. This is the most haunted house in Iowa. Can you believe it? God damn. I’m telling you. This is how you get rich. You charge everyone. Ed Gein took a dump here two years ago. I swear to God. Hey, whatever. I’d make up shit. You know what? Everywhere around here is like Al Capone was here. I would immediately throw that in. Al Capone was here. It’s documented. He ejaculated in here somewhere. I swear to God. Found it. Oh, my God. That’s not ectoplasm. There’s a question for you to write that, lady. Do ghosts have orgasms? You know what? I’m not going to write that. I’m not going to write that. You know, this is what got me in trouble with Will Wheaton.
Okay, the actor yes i i try to do, like, this funny bit that you’re doing right now, and it completely imploded. And you never forgave me for it okay well but now you know why. It’s all happening right now. I know. Now it’s going back files well wheaton was flown to the island. Come on. Yeah. When he was a young act when he was a kid actor. And he’s traumatized. And then here you’re like, who’s got the biggest ding dong in the mud pit? It was a legit question. I don’t know what, you know, it triggered him. You triggered. I don’t know. I mean, I would guess river Phoenix, but I don’t know. We’ll know now. Two things that never get old river jokes and river Phoenix, you know, that’s what I say. Oh my goodness. Gracious me. Yeah. I was a little bit of a mood tonight. I’m very tired. I’ve been,
traveling okay grouchy pants tonight. Yeah, a little grouchy really tired man you know i will be traveling forever. So yeah, I’m just a little, I’m a little tired i’ve been oh no i just i was waiting for your story to begin. I was like okay i’m trying to i’m trying to think of what i feel like talking about. That’s the problem. There’s so much so much happening. The tittle thing, everything is going off here. Apparently, the lady set you off. I know. You’re like, who the hell do you think you are? I’m trying to think of what I’m allowed to talk about here. Don’t worry. We’ll cut out this part. Why don’t you go first and let me think a little bit. I’m a little bit pissed off about international events right now.
Oh, what? Iran? No. Oh. Something a little bit more important than Iran. Oh, really? Something more important than that. Okay. Yes. Much more important. You’re so small-minded. Yeah. Okay. That you even say that. What should I be? Like the International Bikini Fest is not going to happen this year or what? This is typically not a political show, but it’s going to become one. Oh, Christ. Maybe we should go back to Tittle. So I’m at work, and I have kind of this cheap security camera set up on my front door. Oh, yeah. Like, it’s not a ring. It’s a knockoff. It’s kind of through my phone carrier. I don’t even know what that means. Anyway. Is that your house, or is it at the office?
No, it’s at my house, but it alerts me on my phone. It’ll either say animal, person, or vehicle. Animal, mineral, or vegetable. Is that your door? We keep getting so many minerals stopping by the house. Ball site or whatever the fuck. I don’t know...