Bob gets caught in the act of relief, while Miles earns bonus points at the ER with his wife.

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Are you arranged now? I’ve got to check what condition my condition is in. What condition my condition is in. Ooh. Nah. Hey, everybody. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. You stole fizzy lifting drink. It’s in my cheeks. I just want to give a big thank you to Miles for cheering me up tonight. I was having a shit day, and then I get on with him, and he’s doing stupid, goofy shit, and then I made fun of him, and I felt so much better. I ain’t dressed in front of a camera for him. I wasn’t going to mention that part. That was the negative aspect of things. He started to feel a lot better about himself when he’s like, you know what, maybe I am not a loser after all. Yeah, I’m not such a loser. God damn. I will tell you, though, if you really want to force yourself to throw up, have Miles call you, FaceTime you,
With his phone sitting on a table looking up at his naked body while a ceiling fan is spinning in the ceiling. It was my only fans. I was getting nauseous and then the fan made me dizzy. Oh, yeah. They do it in Apocalypse Valley. They’re geniuses. If only I was in Vietnam and drunk on my ass. Quad cities. Yeah. Quad cities. I’m going to go up the Danang River. Bob keeps getting stronger and I keep getting weaker. Getting weaker. I’ll go down to Mississippi. That’s right. Go down to Mississippi. That gave me a mission. I’m heading down to New Orleans to get a beignet. Bob is working on his own accord. Oh, yeah. No one’s going to claim us. We’re off the map. This mission never exists, nor has it ever existed. So, I think you should start tonight because you sent me a doozy of a picture this week.
You know what? I did. I sent you this picture because we were laughing because that’s not even me. That’s my wife’s leg. Oh, my gosh. I didn’t even notice. It’s horribly bruised. She bruises very easily. What was funny was she had her foot tucked in under her leg, so her foot almost looks like a ball sack. I totally assumed that was your leg, to be honest. It looks like someone’s had their ass cheeks whipped pretty well and like they’re like on their stomach or something it’s a weird it’s a weird picture like ass cheeks to me but you’re right that does look like a ball bag yeah it did i’m we’re all laughing like god what the hell i’m looking at it right now but to be honest i thought that was your leg honestly no no no wow miles’s leg i mean he always teases me for not having any hair but gosh yeah like it’s supple
I didn’t even realize it wasn’t your leg. Well, there you go. Yeah. Cause it looks terrible. No, he’s not. Okay. As he laughs maniacally. Well, we’ve almost filled up our punch card for the ER. Well, I think, I think they give you like a couple of free ones every year. Anyway. Yeah. It’s not, you know, start of a year without the ER, you know, Mrs. Tidal, so good to see you. It’s only the second week of January. We’re like Elvis. We have our own room in there. What’s going on? Did you push her off the patio or what the hell’s going on? Luckily, I’m old and I was just kind of getting over that illness. I was dealing with that bad thing, cold or whatever. You were sick for about a month and a half.
It seemed like it. And I actually had gone to bed before 10 o’clock that night. So I’m like, okay, all right. I can’t sleep normally. Yeah. Well, I don’t usually go to bed. I’m not old. You know, I don’t go to bed that early. But anyway, so. You know, Netflix has got a lesbian channel. We’re going to watch Wives, I guess, here. Okay. And so I’m asleep. And now all of a sudden. Oh, my gosh. I’m like, what? I’m like, all this crazy screaming. I’m like, what? And you’re like, honey, I didn’t even make it to REM yet, and you already brought the boyfriend in? Yeah, I know. I was getting a REM job. And no, I thought it was actually time to get up. I thought it was like 630 or something. I’m like, what? I look. It’s like one o’clock. One o’clock in the morning.
And then the screaming stopped, so I thought, well, maybe I’ll just wait and see. Well, it was dark. I mean, I didn’t want to get hurt. There’s wild screaming in the house. You wake up, and then you’re like, well, I mean, that could mean a lot of different things. I go, maybe if it quit, though, maybe it’s not as bad as I thought. I think it’s worth investigating. And I thought, what would Bob do? I thought, okay, I better get out of here. I better check this out. You know, God only knows he’s cut off her finger again or whatever. She’s in the dark. She’s in the bathroom and she has decided she had to go to the bathroom. It’s dark. She lost her footing and she fell and she tried to catch herself and she ended up fracturing, uh, her wrist. Oh my Lord.
her wrist is even worse than her leg? Yes. Yes. But she bumped her leg too like she almost like fell into the into the uh tub yeah our tub is somewhat close to the, uh, we have a small bathroom so yeah well you didn’t want to pay you wouldn’t want to spend uh extra for the wide angle lens yeah i’m like yeah you know, I’ll wait till bob gets here, and i’ll get a nice camera. And I’m like, oh, shit. I’m like, are you okay? I was tired. I’m like, are you okay? I’m not okay. Don’t you guys have a nightlight in there or anything? Well, no. No, we can’t afford one now. We can’t afford a nightlight. That trip for… to New Orleans clean me out, I’ll be honest. Yeah, well, if you didn’t go gambling and playing the slot machines all the time. Yeah. So I’m like, well, come on, I’m getting back in bed here. Come on, I’m going to shake it off. Come on. Shake it off. I think it’s broken. You’re so nice. Come on. I’m like, you know, I go, maybe we better go to the ER. No, no, I’ll be tough. Don’t worry. I go, I think you broke something. Let’s go. All right. Oh, my gosh.
well, you know, okay. And you go there and, uh, there’s just about no one there. Like, well, this may be, this is good. You know, maybe the best time we’ve ever come here. Yeah. Yeah. Cause usually it’s all everyone, you know, with the flu and shit, you know, little kids crying and old people that, you know, and, um, we actually have a whole thing like worked out. We’ve been there so many times. It’s like, I know where to drop her off. She’ll hobble in and then I’ll go park and then I’ll meet up with her. You don’t even go get her the wheelchair or anything. She always, no, she refuses. She refuses. Every time I mentioned, no, no, no. I’m like, okay. So, uh, she goes in and I walk in and I, you know, like, sir, did you come in with that lady? I’m lik...