Miles finally takes Bob’s advice and likes it, while Bob is mesmerized by the differently abled.

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Static. Hey everybody, welcome to the show. This is Bob. Hey everyone, this is Miles with some really cool animation. Really cool animation, yeah, that’s true. I just was watching your animation. It looked pretty cool. Yeah, it was alright. We did alright there. Yeah, we did a good job. Yeah. So, yeah. A little bit of a different thing today because of what’s going on here. Oh, I didn’t really mean to use that picture. Oh, wow. No one knows who that is. They can’t change it now. Yeah. Well, he’ll never listen to this, so no one needs to know who that is. True, true. Let’s not even mention it. Yeah, we won’t even talk about this. You mentioned it short round. yeah oh yeah i didn’t mean to have short round on there either well tonight’s been a trial by fire here, so uh we’re having some technical issues, and so we’re here dealing with it and yeah we’re gonna make it happen. That’s all there is to it that’s that’s what we do apparently that’s yeah it’s really the only thing we have going for us.
Is making it happen. That’s us. We make it happen. Make it happen. Well, somebody makes it happen. Yeah. We’re glad you made it here and you’re listening and I hope you’re relaxed. Yeah. Ready to laugh. Get ready. I hope you’re ready to laugh. Let’s use our imaginations. Yes. Um, so, you know, it’s been, I realized that, uh, The delivery was a day late last week, but anything you want to mention? Oh, yeah, right. That you lost a bet and you did that Welch, which I was surprised at. And you sent me a gift card to Chick-fil-A, which I had never been to before. Yeah, that’s hard to believe, but I guess there’s not. You live further north than I do. Yeah, they don’t have much here. It used to be that Chick-fil-A’s didn’t come above the Mason-Dixon line. Yeah. But now they’re everywhere. It was good. I enjoyed it. It was very good. Yeah. And if people don’t know what the Mason-Dixon line is, you can look it up on Google or something. Yeah, Google it. Google it. Google it, dummy. Google it. Google it.
so yeah i know and and apparently it was so good that you ate it again. Uh, no. Oh, I thought you got a free sandwich. And so you went again. No, we, uh, this is not my story, but, uh, we, uh, my wife’s like, let’s order it online and um you know, you can just go pick it up. I’m like, okay, what could go wrong? Right. What could go wrong? And, uh, so i’m all, I have like 100 questions and she’s like, well, just, you know, show the kid you’re you know, tell them what you’re up to. And I’m like, okay, well, I talked to this kid who’s in this like plastic box or something that’s where he’s like free that’s where they keep all the employees and the quick chick-fil-a is in plastic boxes like it’s like a john travolta movie. Like, oh, wow, this is like really cool. Boy in the plastic bubble. Yeah.
Like, can I help you, sir? I’m like, yeah, I’m here. Oh, all right. And my wife said something like, well, they’re going to make it as soon as like you announce your presence there. They’ll start. Right. Yeah. It’s like you go to the drive-thru before you go to the drive-thru. Yeah. And, uh, so the drive-thru was going like really quick. I’m like, wow, this is like, next thing I know I’m like up in like this receiving area, you know? Ah, yeah. And, uh, And it’s like, oh, you’re here for Daisy Piles. I’m like, yes, that’s right. It’s my wife, Daisy Piles. Daisy Piles, yeah. And she’s like, oh, okay, all right. And she keeps bringing out bags of food, but it’s for, like, the people behind me. Right, yeah. And so, like, three or four cars go by. I’m, like, just looking at her with sad eyes, like, where’s my nanny? Where’s my chick-fil-A?
And she’s like, oh, oh, oh, well, you wanted the spicy chicken, huh? Oh, yeah. Which I knew was my son’s order because my son never gets what he orders because they’re always out, you know, wherever he goes. He’s got this black cloud following him. They’re like, oh, well, that’s going to be at least 10 minutes. We got to make it spicy. I’m like, well, I don’t know. I’ll tell you what, if you make it a regular one, I’ll just give you a free coupon. Oh, wow. So I got the boy a free coupon. And then Mr. Dealmaker is like, done. Make it two. You know, I had to wait here an awfully long time. I’m a fat guy, and I’m sitting in drive-thru. I was going to go back to the home and play cribbage with all my friends. No, I can’t. Yeah. Well, hey, that’s all right. So how did you like it? Did you enjoy it?
Well, I guess he didn’t get his spicy sandwich. It was a 15-1, 15-2. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. I enjoyed it. I got a regular sandwich, and it was good. Really? Oh, wow. A few days after that, I had Cane’s, and I’m going to have to say right now that I’m glad I had the Chick-fil-A first. Oh, really? Cane’s can be hit or miss. I mean, it wasn’t horrible, but it’s like night and day. I’m like, wow. Yeah. I love the Chick-fil-A better than the Cane’s, I would say. Like Cane’s, I’m like, I could have probably went to Wendy’s and got a similar. Oh, really? Yeah. Sandwich. Okay. Well, I just, I just wanted to get your reaction there. And also, I wanted to make sure everybody heard that I did not, I did not, you know, I paid. Welch. I paid up. Could you use the word Welch? No, I don’t like to use that word. I do.
Can you just say that like, hey, I did not Welch? I believe it’s racist. What? That’s racist. I have no idea why Welch is racist, but I believe it is. I don’t know anything about that. Yeah. It’s racist against Raquel Welch. Oh, okay. All right. Or sexist or misogynist. I don’t know. One of those. Okay. Well, as long as it makes sense to somebody. So anyway, thank you. Okay. you helped feed my family, so thank you. Yeah, and uh apparently yeah i fed more than just you, so maybe i should have got a lesser gift card. Hey, it’s your fault, dude It’s my fault okay oh well oh well whatever yeah well i went out to lunch recently and had what I would call an interesting experience. Okay. So my wife is like, come take me out to lunch. That’s usually what happens. If I say, I would really like to go to lunch, she’s like, no, we’re not eating out. That’s a dumb idea. Yeah, but then she’ll send me a note and say, hey, come pick me up, we’ll go to lunch. So we went to this…
like the subway for pizza where they make the pizza in front of you, a little pizza. You ever seen this? Oh, no. No, there’s a bunch of different ones. This one’s called, what is it called? Chartreuse. Chartreuse. No, there’s ...