Miles gets bamboozled into a strange work duty that leaves him without proper facilities, while Bob marvels at how he and Michael B Jordan sat in the same booth at In-N-Out.

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Miles gets bamboozled into a strange work duty that leaves him without proper facilities, while Bob marvels at how he and Michael B Jordan sat in the same booth at In-N-Out.

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It’s on. It’s on. Let me see that. I want you all to sing along to the fifth dimension now. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. What song are you going to sing? The fifth dimension. You have to get some better references, I think. No, I was just watching that DTF St. Louis. Oh, you were? I haven’t watched it yet. How was it? Boy, if you like dong, man, is it loaded? Oh, really? Well. I know you don’t care, but there you are. I don’t care. I think that’s fine. No, I don’t. Yes. I don’t know. Whatever. I’m a little old-fashioned. How many different penises would you say you saw on the show so far? I don’t know. So many you can’t count? There was just one is enough. One. Yeah, one.
I think you’re right. No, it’s good. Besides that, Jason Bateman, oh, he’s great. Linda Gargolini. Did Jason Bateman show his penis? Is that what you’re talking about? No, no, no. What about the Stranger Things guy? Well, I can’t really go into it. Oh, okay. It’s one of those you have to see it? Yeah. It turns out Linda Cardellini is actually tucked. which is like the surprise shocker, like the Stomelon twist that you were not expecting. Oh. Yeah. Why would you reveal that? You wouldn’t talk about the stranger thing. I thought you were going to watch this show, so I don’t want to ruin it for you. Yeah, you’ll just tell me that. Oh, Linda Carlini, by the way. No, I made that up. Oh, okay. There you go. I do. I am curious to watch it.
I doubt if it was even shot down here. I’m sure they have some establishing shots or something. I think I saw your house in the background. It wasn’t there. Are they in the burbs or are they in the city? They’re in the burbs. Is there a city called Twyla or something like that? No. I made it up, I think. Oh, they wouldn’t do that. They’re going to show dicks. They’re not going to pick anything up. Yeah. penis is the only honest. Yeah, it’s not an honest show unless you see all yeah if you see a penis, it’s an honest show for christ then you know it’s real. Yeah, salt of the earth. Yeah, that’s what i can’t enjoy myself i yeah i um i do have that on my, uh, list of things to watch. I think you would enjoy it well okay good is it funny
Did you know? Well, see, I saw the preview, and I thought, hmm, this is right up my alley, you know? All right. We’re going to show dicks. Yeah, like, no, no. No, like, Linda’s at this ball game with Jason, and she’s got this beers in her hand, and she puts one in between her legs. And she’s like, this one’s for you, Bob. And he’s like, no, no, no, I can’t. She’s like, yeah, I know. All right. Can I have a straw? Huh? That would have added something to it. Yeah. Yeah. They’re a Bush stadium, which. Oh my God. I didn’t look at that. That’s the funniest joke. I didn’t even think about it. Yeah. Yeah. You’re right. Bush, which is, yeah. And she puts the beer between your legs. Huh? Yeah. Huh?
naturally brewed. She didn’t call herself, you know, get your beer from Little Augie, did she? Yeah, I don’t know. It’s my own IPA, you know what I’m saying? Belma from the Scooby-Doo movies? Oh my gosh. Yeah, so I see the preview, I’m like, oh, all right, this is right up Miles’ alley, and then I start watching, I’m like, pump the brakes. It really is up my alley. so i think you’ll like it. Okay, well, I’ll check it out. I’ve got, for some reason, I’ve got uh things stacking up here, so. Yeah. On the show front, because i like to have a good show, you know. All the kids, you know, from stranger things do cameos and stuff they’re all We’re all 18. We’re going to show our dicks. Yeah, the kid with no teeth shows up. You’re a bush team. This beer tastes a little flat. Got a hair in it. What do you call this? Chlamydia. Nice, nice.
I love to watch these shows that supposedly take place in places that I’ve been just to see if they really were there. There’s a lot of product placement, too, in it. Oh, really? Because Ozark was not shot in the Ozarks. I’ve been to the Ozarks many, many, many times. Many times. And there’s a few scenes that are actually in the Ozarks. Very few. Most of that was not shot in the Ozarks, I can tell you. I believe it. Yeah, it was shot actually up in Michigan. Toronto. Yeah. No, Michigan. Michigan. No, no. That was a good show, too. I didn’t watch it. Oh, you didn’t? Oh, you should watch that. Uh-oh. I’m watching One Piece right now. You watch One Piece on Netflix? No. Oh, you should. It’s a good show. I’m going to research shows now. I’m going to be honest with you. I’m going to research the shows a little bit.
I don’t think you got your free subscription to Mr. Skin anymore. Yeah, I know. Stupid jerk. Bastard. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, so, you know. I don’t know. Does he talk about penises? I have no idea. You’re the one that researched. You actually went on Mr. Skin when we actually had that. Well, don’t make it sound like it was just me on there. Now, you… No, I never even looked at the site. I think you did. I did not. Because you already nabbed the free one. Yeah. Snooze you lose, man. Whatever, man. There was only one free subscription, and so you got it. Right. Correct. Oh, like you’d be on there. You’d be like, no, I can’t look at it. Don’t show me. don’t show me. The puppet show. The puppet show. So, yeah. I do think that uh we’ll claim we’ll lay claim to this, whether it’s true or not how’s that okay that we got Mr. Skin in trouble with howard stern yeah yeah yeah i don’t know if people know that yeah so mr skin was on our show many, many, many moons ago. And
At that time, Howard Stern was actually syndicated on regular radio stations, and he was on the station here in St. Louis, and I was listening to it. And shortly after Mr. Skin was on our show, Howard Stern yelled at him on air and said, what are you doing all these other shows for? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And he had just done our show, so there you go. What? We were talking about Ruth Gordon. I mean, what? Come on. Yeah. You know, I mean, come on, Howard. Geez. Give me a break. Well, that’s my territory. Oh, you know. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Robin. Robin. Let me tell you, Ruth Gordon, the sexiest woman, Robin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think that was, that did the, it was a weird coincidence that actually happened. Well, another bridge burnt. Yeah. Go put that in the list. So, uh, did you watch the Oscars at all?
No. Do you have any know...