Bob has a terrible time travelling during the World Cup, while Miles takes us back to a simpler time where a 10-year-old could see celebrities in Dallas on their own.

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Bob has a terrible time travelling during the World Cup, while Miles takes us back to a simpler time where a 10-year-old could see celebrities in Dallas on their own.

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How are you, young man? Which item do you identify with? The scotch tape? Ha ha! Bye. Hey, everyone. Miles with this podcast thing called Static Radio here. I love how you’re so enthusiastic. You really get people into the mood of the show. I’m just an average guy. I’m just an average man living an average life. I work from 9 to 5. Hey, hell, I’ve paid the price. I’ve never done good things. I’ve never done bad things. You know, sometimes in your life, it’s like feast or famine for stories. The night, it’s feast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rather than just run right into it, how are you doing tonight? I’m, I’m doing well. I’m all right are you Do you want to tell the story first? No, I just have a really short thing I want to talk about because I know you’re going to have a pretty long thing going on here. I’m a rambling man. Just because I had a request from one of our biggest fans. Oh, really? I wanted to honor that young man’s request. Who was requesting this? Are we privy? It is a loyal listener by the name of CB. Oh, CB. A good old CB. CB.
He’s battling psoriasis right now, so he’s like, Miles. Is he really? I’m just making that up. I don’t know. Psoriasis kind of has negative connotations. You might want to say he’s just got like pink eye or infantile. Yeah. Gingivitis. Gingivitis, yeah. I can see him having like fist disease or something weird, you know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m not sure what he does, but anyway. We are brothers in arms. The disease of. but um no uh and unfortunately i’ve really through captions on tiktok and Facebook, I’ve actually told most of the story, but he wanted to hear a little bit more about, I’d posted some pictures, like they weren’t really postcards, but kind of headshots of a couple of people from an old, old, old show that was on nbc called real people, people, uh, which was kind of a feel good stories, I guess, a
lifting feel good stories that, uh, there was like, what about six people on the cast? Uh, various times. Yeah. There was Skip Stevenson. I’m going on a memory here. Yeah. Barbara. Yep. Uh, uh, who’s the Byron Allen. He was on later though. Oh, okay. Peter Billingsley was on Bill Rafferty as well. Bill Rafferty. That’s what I was trying to remember. Bill Rafferty. And, um, Everybody’s favorite porn house viewer. captain Willard, Fred Willard. Yeah. Yeah. And I think there was, I don’t think there was anybody else that i can recall. Oh, Mark Russell appeared early on in the earlier seasons. And I think they got rid of that guy. Remember he played the piano and like did political songs. Oh, that guy. Was he on there? Yeah. He was on real people for a while. He played i’m gonna tell you, I’ll tell you skip i’m gonna play a song
You know, Jimmy Carter, he likes peanuts. Wait, did you say peanuts? Yeah, it’s peanuts. Peanuts. And then I think they got rid of him, and that’s when Byron Allen came on. Oh. You know, I didn’t. Wow, man, this guy knows his real people. Let’s get rid of that stupid-ass white guy playing the piano, singing songs about, you know, Millard Fillmore. Yeah. Somebody hip in here, like Byron Allen. If you knew Susie like I knew Susie. What was the question? What was his question about it? You seem to be intrigued by it. Have you pleasured yourself to Sarah Pichelle? Not at that point. I was too young. Or was I? I was going to say, I didn’t think you were too young. I don’t know. I’ve probably been about 10 when that show came out. I know.
Uh, but anyway, they had done, I kind of looked this up a little bit, but they had kind of done like this promotional thing where they rode like a train around United States. They had different promotional stops in different cities and they had, this was, I think early on. Cause, uh, as fate would have it, I was actually at one of these stops, um, down in Dallas, Texas. Yeah. I was like, hey, hey, where’s the free stuff? My kid needs it. Interesting enough, I think I was there by myself. That’s the weird part. Yeah, I was like a young kid. This is before you knew kids could be kidnapped and murdered. Hey, kid, go run around Daly Plaza or whatever it was. Kennedy got shot in the head. See what it’s all about. There’s this weird phallic-like
building, uh, in dallas called like the reunion center or something called the book depository. No, it’s come on. It’s a, come on. You know, I’m talking about, it’s kind of a funky looking i’ve been to dallas actually. So, and i’m sure you have, I’m sure i’ve seen the area. Yeah. And, um, nap on the grassy knoll. No, I had, no, this has nothing to do with the grass. Get it Yeah. Get past that. Yeah. It has nothing to do with the book depository. The grass, you know, it has nothing, nothing. and uh so oddly and i don’t know, I don’t, I somehow happened upon this or i don’t know how i heard about it. I went out. I remember being by myself though, like in this crowd of people, which i can’t see sarah purcell i’ll show her, you know, that’s not the first time I, because my dad would win like this yearly trips for his company he worked for. And,
I remember like walking around like downtown Toronto by myself when I was a kid. I’m like, wow. I mean, I’m like, I’m even here to tell you the truth. I’m lucky. I’m just that, you know, it’s not like you’re like prime. pickens as a child you know what i’m saying i don’t know people are looking for you you’re like one of those kids in the uh far side comics that you know sticks his head in the trap and whatnot i look like uh when i was kind of look like peter billing...