Miles’s son, sister, and mother all brush with the infamous, while Bob can’t believe Miles got something almost right.

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I don’t think anybody wants to hear that, honestly. I hope that wasn’t recorded. No, come on. Oh, no. Oh, no. There he is. Okay. I lost your audio. No, it’s still there. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. Miles. Miles self-pleasuring himself. Oh. My family’s starting to listen to the show, so please, yeah, let’s not. Hey, I wasn’t the one who was moaning at the beginning of the show. I had some things going on, okay? I can’t really go into it. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. I don’t think… trying to upstage Conan O’Brien’s masturbating bear is really the way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, welcome to my fans only. So you’re only fans. You always do everything. I know I have a thing. I don’t know. I do that. It’s like you got word dyslexia or something for you to say. Instead of letter dyslexia, it’s word dyslexia. So it’s like,
I don’t need any TCH. Be funny. You will. Yeah. I don’t know. That’s so funny. Yoda syndrome. Also. I do. I know. A little claws for hands from. Yeah. Hey, everybody. It’s. It’s been one of those days. Yeah. Whatever’s going on in your life. I’m hoping it’s okay. It’s. It’s doing okay now. I just have to get resituated now. So we had a sick animal and they’re convalescing. So we’re dealing with that. So everything’s okay at the moment. Okay, good. Nothing tragic. Although there is something tragic that happened recently. Yeah. Although you probably won’t think it’s so tragic. Well, first of all, Detroit Lions didn’t win. I just wanted to mention that. Yeah. So your first Polish Nostradamus prediction was Kansas City Chiefs versus Detroit Lions. Detroit wins. Never going to happen. Damn it. Never, ever going to happen. I thought I picked Eagles. God damn it. But…
and this is what pains me yeah say go ahead greatly you are you have a already have a partial hit on the list. Okay, go. Do you have any ideas which one no no do you want to take a guess no i don’t no i don’t want to guess! No, I don’t know i don’t guess no uh Michael is going to be in the Golden Girls. I will never hear the end of this. What? He is Michael Gardner from Savage Unfiltered. Has told me that That he is going to be in the Golden Girls stage play. Oh, no, he’s not. As a mailman. He’s not going to be Ma. Okay. If you take your Nostradamus powers, you could say, well, mailman starts with M-A. Yeah. So maybe you just didn’t get the whole thing.
Oh my God. He listened to the show and could not believe that this even came up. Really? And then divulged to me, uh, last week I held it because it was after Monday. I held it till tonight. Hey, yes, he will be in Chicago in July, Chicago even, uh, in July to be, uh, a mailman, uh, in the stage presentation of a golden girls. I mean, I have more than that. Wait a minute. Now he had not heard the show. He had not heard the predictions, right? No, no. This, this floored him as much as it’s it it floored him probably as much as it’s flooring me. Yes. How did you feel like, Oh my God. I thought first thing my first thought was you motherfuckers are in
And then I realized when I was talking to him that, well, that would entail you actually doing something beyond. And so I’m like, okay. The chances of that are even slimmer. He could be an understudy for Ma. Well, he actually told me his lines for the mailman, so… He read me the script. Hey, Dorothy, you want me to deliver this in the rear? I said, well, we know a mailman that could give you some inside tips. Yeah. Wow, that made my day. It makes your year. Are you kidding? This is the first one that you even get close to. Well, you know, they say. Not only is this you know i mean you couldn’t you’ll never get more right than this. Yeah, well, it’s pretty close. It’s pretty close. I mean, I don’t think any of the rest of them are gonna hit it was pretty close. Yeah. Oh, and, uh, you know, just another little, since we’re talking about, you know, insider bits here and so the uh i don’t know if i can look it up now while we’re
doing this but anyway people i did i do little short pieces of the show you know to kind of get people interested hopefully yeah and the floor is lava thing everybody was there was hundreds of people on the shorts that watched that stupid thing and we’re i guess that’s something of interest to people anyway My game show idea. The floor is lava. Well, there was a game show called the floor is lava, but you said the Hawaiian version or something. And then, yeah. Yeah. I mean, so maybe they’re mistaking it for a real game show, but I don’t know. But anyway, people seem to be, you know, more into that. That’s my Shyamalan twist. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Your Shyamalan twist. I would like to dance is the Shyamalan twist.
I would like to read you Michael’s social security number now, if I could. Yeah, his bank account. His bank account. His waistline. The street he grew up on. Yeah, well, I mean, that part you could do, because I watched you do that to people in college. And this is pre-Google, folks. Yeah. Miles would peruse various publications that would have information on people. And then he would go, hey, do you live over on, you know, Dart Drive over there? And they’ll be like, how do you know? Well, no, you talk to someone and you tell me their name and then I’d sneak away and find a phone book. Right. And like, hey, aren’t you at 123 College Avenue? Yeah. And they’re like, what? What? Are you spying on me? And usually it was women. And, you know, kind of like pre-stalker Miles there. There’s nothing funnier than a creeper that knows your address. Like, oh, what? Who’s this guy? Yeah. And then you’d say their phone number and it would just be. Oh, the phone number was even funnier. Isn’t your phone number 52?
One, two, three. Yeah. How did you know that? Wouldn’t you like to know? You were being a little stinker. That was like the best. Yeah. Like the closest I’ve ever come to like some kind of like magician or something. I don’t know. David Blaine before there was David Blaine. And just do the voice. So, but anyway, you picked… Michael’s audition for Ma on the stage show of Golden Girls as your pick. I’m supposed to buy you dinner at Twin Anchors in Chicago. It’s not Ma. It’s the mailman. I think I’m going to get you… Do you have a Jack in the Box there in town where you’re at? No. You told me you recently got a chicken place. I’ll owe you a chicken dinner.
You didn’t send me to KFC. That’s good enough. Okay, KFC. Deal. For your half-assed correct half answer, then I will get you one of those nasty bowls that they sell at KFC where they just sweep the floor and put it in a bowl. I just wish I could have been there when this all ca...

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