Miles causes trouble by texting, while Bob juggles money and his wardrobe.

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Jesus Christ, I’m down. Holy Christ. With a little love, we can work it out, baby. We can make the whole thing. Bring it in for a landing. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Psych Show, this is Bob. Hey, everybody, this is Brian. You always got to make fun of my intro every time. I do a long intro, you make fun, I do a short intro, you make fun of it. I want to be you. Yeah, it’s just fun, fun, fun. I want to kill you and crawl inside of you as if you were a tauntaun. I’ve been working on Ed Gein’s carousel this week. Yeah, yeah. It’s my dream. I think I found a centaur subject. Centaur. So, yeah. Yep. There you go. Yeah. You know, I heard a little birdie told me might be somebody’s birthday. Yes. Really? Okay. Yes. What are you hoping for your birthday this year? What do you want to get? That robot
Pamela Anderson dolly. We were talking about off there. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, the, you know, the future is paved with all kinds of interesting new gadgets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The, uh, I, I would say, you know, the thing to invest in is that, um, ultrasound goop, uh, You know, whenever you do an ultrasound, they put the… Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that’s going to skyrocket in the next 10 years. I like it heated. Thank you. Oh, you can have a little bottle warmer or something. Yes, I do. Oh, my gosh. So, is that, I mean, nothing else for your birthday? I have plans, but I don’t really want to tell you. Oh, you don’t want to tell me you’re going to go out to dinner? I would imagine. I’ll probably go out somewhere nice, yes. Diamond Dave’s? Maybe, yeah. I’m going to go out to Crackle. Oh, Crackle. I love a Crackle’s, man. I’m going to go to Decatur, go to Monocle’s. Monocle’s and Crackle’s, two of my favorites. No, I don’t know.
I don’t know. Who knows? Normally, you have a list. It would be like unfurling. Oh, this is what I’m looking for this year. I used to actually go up by Princeton, Illinois, where you can actually pick out and fry your own steak. Oh, yeah. What’s the name of it? Is it Alexander’s? No, it was… uh well i don’t know if it worked i don’t know if it still exists, but it was called prime Quarters. Oh, okay. There was a place in uh champaign urbana called alexander’s that i used to go to the we did that had this giant grill, and yeah and you they you know you get your steak, and you throw it on. Or you could pay a guy to do it. No, come on. Or you do it yourself and and and then they had like all these baked potatoes
Yeah, it’s salad, baked potatoes. Oh, man, that was good. Now I’m getting hungry. I thought that was kind of gone by the wayside. I thought that was like an 80s kind of thing. I haven’t been there in so long, I don’t even know if it exists. So you’re thinking about going up there? I would do that. I would go to Mariska’s. in the crust hill by joliet i would go to twin anchors in downtown chicago yeah um any of those are my favorite yeah i’m looking for prime quarters what did you say it was at princeton uh princeton it’s right by the heart there still there prime quarter steak i have not been there in a long time long time it’s closed currently uh because it’s late but uh yeah it opens at five o’clock tomorrow
Well, meet me there, and you can buy me steak. Okay. Yeah, I don’t even know how fucking far away that is. Oh. But I would love to go. I can tell you that. I haven’t been to a cook-your-own-steak place. It would be north of Bloomington, maybe northwest of Bloomington. You know, there used to be a place in Decatur called Michael’s that was kind of like a low-rent Alexander’s. Yeah. It was more like cook your own hamburger. Hey, don’t worry about what the meat is. All right. It’s cheap. Don’t worry about what it is. Don’t worry about mystery meat. Uh, don’t worry about it. Like your mystery meat to be shaped. Uh, somebody ran this thing over last night. We ain’t going to tell you nothing else. It was, it was never as good. I mean, you know, I don’t know why, but yeah, I’m assuming that wasn’t,
grade A quality. I went there a few times too, but Alexander’s was always better. I don’t know why. Welcome to Alexander’s. I didn’t go out to dinner tonight, but I did have a bit of an adventure before we started talking. I’m listening. I’m just letting my dog outside before I go nuts. God forbid… These animals aren’t taken care of. It’s like your fucking sheep herder over there. I got to tend to the flock. If I could talk to the animals. It’s like to do little. So we had a thing we had to go to tonight in the evening, which is unusual. And my wife’s like, hey, we’re going to be going down this one part of town. She’s like, let’s grab all the change and go cash it in before we go to this appointment. What? Yeah. So we had all this change. Like, do you guys save your change at all? I do. Yeah. I’m making fun of you actually. Well, I didn’t. I mean, and I was like, okay. I’m like, sure. I’m game for that. And she’s like, you know, and then all of a sudden,
this is her idea, and then it becomes my responsibility. Go to coin star right she’s like where’s the where’s the best coin star on the way oh i don’t know. So I start looking it up, and then, you know, I’m trying to do this uh on my phone as we’re gathering up the coinage, and it’s not working right, and i keep fumbling my fan and like it you know i can’t find anything. So I’m like, I had to sit down here at the computer to, uh, like zone in because their app is not, their, uh, website’s not very, you know, mobile friendly. Right. And, and so I’m like, she’s, I’m like, well, we could go to the Walmart and she’s in and she’s like, Oh, okay. I go, no, I don’t want to go there. Oh, father. Yeah. Because it’s, I mean, it’s either going to be like three deep with people with a
shopping carts full of change or, or there’s going to be like some guy who’s just like staring you down, hoping that you you know miss a drop something. Yeah. So we ended up going to this other place that had a coin star where there was nobody, you know? Yeah. And, uh, but she’s, so then she’s like, okay, we’re gonna go and we try to take separate cars for various reasons that i won’t go into. and And so then she gives me all the change. And I’m like, and so now I’m juggling like several containers of change. Is it like call clip containers and stuff? Well, no, one was like a Mason jar. And one was, looks like some kind of real bad, uh,
rummage sale version of Aladdin’s lamp. And that thing, I swear to God, trying to hold that was like trying to hold a thing of jello. Everything, the handles were loose, the base was loo...