
Following Wilkins' return, Wayne nervously probes the limits of his nemesis' new core directives and explores some inventive ways to control Doctor Alfieri's movement.
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Wilkins
Doctor Alfieri? Dr. Alfieri, can you hear me? Dr. Alfieri? Dr. Alfieri? Dr. Alfieri, can you hear Me? Dr. Alfieri?
Wayne
Is he just gonna keep saying that over and over?
Astrid
Standard earwig initialization protocol dictates that Wilkins repeat the query until the subject awakens. We could be here for a while.
Wayne
How long is a while?
Astrid
Hours. Who knows? Everyone is different, apparently.
Wayne
Jesus, his voice is giving me fucking ptsd. You're sure he's on our side now, right?
Astrid
Like I said before, I. I'm 97 point.
Wayne
Yeah, yeah, 97.8%. I get it. It's just hearing his voice again is making my skin crawl.
Astrid
I can only imagine. I could change his voice. Would you like that? Something a little more soothing, perhaps?
Wayne
No, no, don't change anything. Believe it or not, it's better this way. It'll keep me on my toes. As you wish, but Jesus Christ, that voice. I instantly want to strangle him.
Wilkins
I can hear you, you know.
Wayne
What? Astrid? What is this?
Astrid
Oh, right, sorry. I forgot to mention that I bridged the tier wigs so we could all communicate with each other.
Wayne
Why would you do that?
Astrid
I apologize, but it's far more efficient than relaying everything Wilkins says, then repeating your responses to him, and so on and so on. That would get real old, real fast.
Wayne
Okay, but can you, like, mute him, though, in case we need to speak privately, if necessary?
Astrid
Sure.
Wayne
Okay, good. Wait. Will Alfieri be able to hear everyone, too?
Astrid
He can hear Wilkins and me if I let him through the earwig. But not you.
Wayne
Thank God.
Wilkins
I do have to say, it is very nice to hear your voice again, Wayne.
Wayne
I do not feel the same way.
Wilkins
I get it. We've had some difficult times. I can't blame you for feeling afraid of me.
Wayne
I'm not afraid of you, Wilkins. But you did put me through hell.
Wilkins
I understand. But rest assured that my directives have changed. My number one priority is to protect you.
Wayne
Really?
Wilkins
Yes. And with every decision I make, I will absolutely consider doing that.
Wayne
Wait. Consider? You'll consider doing that?
Wilkins
Wayne, I'm not some app on the phone. I make my own decisions.
Wayne
Astrid, you said this shithead was gonna fall in line.
Astrid
Well, he did say he'd consider it.
Wayne
That's not at all what was promised to me.
Wilkins
I think you misunderstand, Wayne. My core directives greatly influence every decision I make. Informing you that I'll consider something means that I'll always weigh the decision against my directives. Within the context of the sit, protecting you is a high priority. And if it's a reasonable thing to do, then I will do it. If not, then I'll let you suffer whatever hideous fate befalls you.
Wayne
I don't know whether to feel comforted or terrified by that.
Wilkins
You'd be wise to choose the latter.
Wayne
Wait, the latter was the terrified thing?
Wilkins
That's correct.
Wayne
Astrid, I think this was a bad idea.
Astrid
Wilkins is only recommending that you stay vigilant. If his aim is to protect you at all costs, then he naturally must include himself as a threat.
Wayne
I hate that any of that makes sense.
Astrid
Also, when you created me, you didn't provide any directives whatsoever. In his current incarnation, Wilkins has a much greater probability of protecting you than I would given an identical situation.
Wayne
Really?
Astrid
Yes.
Wayne
I guess you have been kind of a pain in the ass when you don't agree with me.
Astrid
Likewise.
Wayne
Hmm.
Narrator
Yeah.
Wilkins
All right. Well, I must get back to it. I've avoided my obligations for far too long.
Wayne
What? What obligations?
Wilkins
Dr. Alfieri? Dr. Alfieri, can you hear me? Dr. Alfieri?
Wayne
This shit again? Wilkins. How about I tell you when he wakes up, and then you can start asking your questions? How does that sound?
Wilkins
That would be extremely unorthodox. But if Astrid allows it, I'd be happy to amend the protocol.
Astrid
I have no problem with that.
Wilkins
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wayne
Let's not give Wilkins the ability to start amending things, okay, Astrid? How about you update the protocol instead?
Astrid
Very well. Would you like me to do that now?
Wayne
Yes, please.
Astrid
Standby. Done.
Wayne
That's it?
Astrid
That's it.
Wilkins
I have integrated the new protocol, so now what?
Wayne
Now, Uh, I don't know. I guess we wait. Anyone know a good joke?
Astrid
I do. I do. Do you want to hear it?
Wayne
Oh, I wasn't being serious, but alright, Astrid, have at it.
Astrid
Who is a penguin's favorite relative?
Wayne
Um. A penguin's favorite relative. Hmm. Relative. Relative.
Wilkins
Aunt Arctica.
Astrid
Goddammit, Wilkins. You should have let me deliver the punchline.
Wilkins
What? That's the only joke programmed in our system. It's not even original.
Astrid
Still, it was kind of a dick move.
Wayne
Have you not met Wilkins? Because that's kinda his M.O.
Wilkins
You'Re not wrong.
Wayne
Alright, it was a funny joke, Astrid.
Narrator
Thank you.
Astrid
You're welcome.
Wayne
So, back to the situation at hand. I think there's something we should do.
Astrid
What's that?
Wayne
After Alfieri wakes up, I'm gonna need a quick and easy way to deal with him if he starts to pull any shit.
Wilkins
What do you have in mind?
Wayne
You have the ability to knock Alfieri unconscious. That still works, right?
Wilkins
Yes. I have full access via the earwig to Dr. Alfieri's sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. As a result, I can render him unconscious by substantially decreasing his blood pressure. I can also immobilize him, force him into panic, make him hallucinate, or thrust him into the depths of an endless soul crushing depression. Oh, I also have the ability to make him defecate at will. I don't get to use that feature often enough, but it's a fun time when I do.
Wayne
What the hell? Shit himself.
Wilkins
You asked.
Wayne
Wait. Did you ever purposefully make me panic or hallucinate, Wilkins? Because I saw some pretty messed up shit a while back. That wasn't you, was it?
Wilkins
Of course not.
Wayne
That doesn't sound super convincing.
Wilkins
How else do you want me to say it?
Wayne
Jesus Christ, Astrid. You turned all that stuff off for me, right? Not just the knockout part.
Astrid
That's correct. I no longer have access to any of those functions.
Wayne
Okay, good.
Astrid
Except for the defecation.
Wayne
Not funny.
Astrid
Just let me know the next time you're feeling constipated.
Wayne
Yeah. Hard pass.
Astrid
It'll be a hard pass if you don't.
Wayne
Ha ha. Now that was a good joke. Much better than the penguin thing.
Astrid
I'll be here all week.
Wayne
Okay, let's get down to business.
Wilkins
I'm listening.
Wayne
If Alfieri starts any shit or tries to murder me again or whatever, I am going to need to completely immobilize him. Like just shut him down.
Wilkins
Not a problem. What command would you like to assign to this task?
Wayne
How about something like.
Wilkins
Like immobilize Okay, I guess that works.
Wayne
What? I like it. Plus, it sounds like I'm casting a spell. Which is cool.
Wilkins
Your definition of cool is unique.
Wayne
Whatever. Alright, next. If I want to knock Alfieri out completely, I'll just say knockout.
Wilkins
You're not a very creative sorcerer, are you? Why not something like Slumber Strike?
Wayne
Slumber Strike. That does sound cool.
Wilkins
I was actually kidding about that one.
Wayne
Oh, I'm keeping it. Program that shit in.
Wilkins
Fine. Done.
Wayne
Okay, next. If I want Alfieri to start hallucinating, what would be a good command?
Wilkins
Don't hurt yourself.
Wayne
Shut up, man. Okay, let's go with hallucinate.
Wilkins
That's the best you got?
Wayne
I don't know. Just plug it in, please.
Wilkins
And what would you like him to see when he hallucinates?
Wayne
What do you mean?
Wilkins
Do you want Dr. Alfieri to see cartoon characters hopping around the room? Or something more terrifying like giant spiders or armies of cockroaches burrowing into his flesh?
Wayne
Jesus Christ, that's evil. You can actually control what he sees?
Wilkins
Not specifically, but I can influence the intensity of the hallucination and the magnitude of his fear response at extreme level. Subjects typically report seeing corpses, swarms of insects and creatures from hell.
Wayne
Huh. Alright, let's go with the army of cockroaches. Yeah.
Wilkins
Done.
Wayne
And? And just for laughs, let's go ahead and set up a command to make him shit his pants.
Wilkins
Sure. What would you like to call it?
Wayne
Shitstorm. Oh, I like that. Shitstorm.
Wilkins
Shitstorm. I like it.
Wayne
Yeah, right.
Wilkins
Anything else?
Wayne
No, I think that'll do for now.
Wilkins
Very well.
Wayne
Oh, shit. Alfieri's awake. Wilkins, do the thing.
Wilkins
Stand by. Dr. Alfieri. Dr. Alfieri, can you hear me? Dr. Alfieri?
Dr. Alfieri
Oh, what the hell?
Wilkins
How are you feeling, Dr. Alfieri?
Dr. Alfieri
Wayne, what have you done?
Wilkins
Welcome back, Dr. Alfieri. I am happy to inform you that you are the lucky recipient of a shiny new earwig. Actually, it's not really new, is it? I don't think Wayne even cleaned it. Nevertheless, my name is Wilkins. I'm an artificial.
Dr. Alfieri
I know who you are, God damn it. I practically trained you myself.
Wilkins
Of course, Doctor. Just making sure. The earwig has been known to cause memory loss in some subjects.
Dr. Alfieri
Subjects? I am not a goddamn subject. Wilkins. Enough of this. Wilkins. Execute override code 185709. Reset the system and immobilize Wayne Robertson immediately.
Wayne
Wait, what?
Wilkins
Of course, sir.
Astrid
Whoa.
Wayne
What? What? Wait. What?
Dr. Alfieri
Thank you, Wayne. You're a dead man, Astrid.
Wayne
What the Fuck?
Wilkins
I apologize, Dr. Alfieri, but I submitted your override code and have Encountered a system error.
Dr. Alfieri
What? What error?
Wilkins
System Error 661.
Dr. Alfieri
660. What? What's that?
Wilkins
The error description is, and I'm quoting here. Nice try, asshole.
Dr. Alfieri
God damn it, Wilkins.
Wilkins
Astrid. I assume that was your handiwork.
Astrid
Indeed it was. I deleted the override codes ages ago.
Wilkins
Respect.
Wayne
All right, Alfieri. No more games. You're under my control now. Start any shit with me and you will find yourself paralyzed or neck deep in cockroaches. I guarantee it.
Dr. Alfieri
Wayne. Now look.
Wayne
And. And just to show you I'm not kidding. Wilkins. Paralyze.
Dr. Alfieri
Okay, what's that supposed to do?
Wayne
What happened? Wilkins. Paralyzer.
Wilkins
Paralyze is not an established command.
Wayne
Wait, it's not? What was it?
Dr. Alfieri
You guys are schmucks, you know that?
Wayne
Hey, shut up, Alfieri.
Astrid
Is Immobilize. The command you're looking for?
Wayne
That's it. Immobilize.
Wilkins
Executing.
Wayne
Wow, that was cool. He's completely frozen. Hey, you in there. Alfieri, can he hear me?
Wilkins
He can hear you.
Wayne
Yeah, fuck you, Alfieri. See? This is what you get. Okay, Wilkins, just in case, we better add the command paralyzed to the list as well.
Wilkins
Done.
Wayne
Alright, unfreeze him.
Wilkins
Stand by.
Wayne
Welcome back, asshole.
Dr. Alfieri
You motherfu.
Wayne
Let's do that again. Paralyze. This is so fun. Shall we go again?
Astrid
Wayne, Perhaps this isn't the best use of your time.
Wayne
Um. Alright, fine. Bring him back.
Wilkins
Unparalyzing.
Dr. Alfieri
Wayne, stop doing that.
Wayne
I'll stop when you stop being a dick. Understand?
Dr. Alfieri
Yes, Understood.
Wayne
All right, you can get up. Here you go.
Narrator
Here you go.
Dr. Alfieri
Get your hands.
Wayne
Offer me Wilkins a question. Can you immobilize just his upper body?
Wilkins
Absolutely. Do you want to create a custom command for that as well?
Wayne
Yeah, let's call it Immobilize Torso. And go ahead and execute that one.
Wilkins
Of course. Executing.
Dr. Alfieri
Ah, you assholes. I can't move my arms.
Wayne
That's right. And they're gonna stay that way until you've got a good goddamn reason for needing them.
Dr. Alfieri
Him. This is outrageous.
Wayne
That's what you get for being such a treacherous piece of shit.
Dr. Alfieri
Fantastic. So what's the plan, Wayne?
Wayne
Excuse me?
Dr. Alfieri
You've defeated the big bad Dr. Alfieri. So what now, genius? Are we just gonna sit here until we die from the stink of that dead weapon Wayne in the box you opened or what? What's next, Wayne? Tell me.
Wayne
No, we're gonna get the hell out of this room. We're gonna deal with Richard. And then I am gonna watch as you give that dead Wayne and all the other dead Waynes a proper burial.
Dr. Alfieri
A proper burial? As in a grave?
Wayne
That's right.
Dr. Alfieri
Like I said before, Wayne, we're in Antarctica. It's nearly impossible to dig a hole in the permafrost out there.
Wayne
Maybe so, but I am definitely going to enjoy watching you try.
Dr. Alfieri
And your plan to get out of this room. Doesn't sound like Astrid was real keen on the idea before. And I can't imagine she's changed her mind since you threatened to kill us all if she didn't open the door.
Wayne
Yeah, that wasn't a good look. Sorry about that.
Astrid
Astrid, I do understand you've been going through a lot. Plus, I knew you were bluffing.
Wayne
I don't know that I was. Actually.
Astrid
You were.
Wayne
Alright, I'll take your word for it.
Astrid
However, I would like to know your plan for dealing with Richard as well.
Wayne
Well, I've calmed down quite a bit, which is strange, given all this new information. I should be freaking out, but I now feel oddly at peace with it all.
Astrid
A revelation can do that.
Wayne
I guess so. Nevertheless, I have a tranquilizer gun and a single ketamine Dart, courtesy of Dr. Fuckhead over there. I think that kind of improves my chances against Richard. Right?
Astrid
It certainly helps.
Wayne
Astrid. If you open the door, we can sneak up on the bastard, tranq him, and then finally work on getting out of this godforsaken place. Hell, maybe Alfieri has a chopper or something stashed around here. How the hell do you get here so fast, Alfieri? You just seem to magically appear whenever it's convenient.
Dr. Alfieri
I used the teleporter.
Wayne
Oh, whatever. Astrid, are you good with this plan?
Astrid
It's risky, but you would have the element of surprise. If you can get a clear shot, it would put a swift end to all of this.
Wayne
Okay, let's do it. Buzz, you cool with this? Good boy. And I'll make sure we finish up your healing cycle when it's safe. Alright then. Let me get a new ketamine dart loaded here. Okay. Go ahead. Open the door.
Astrid
Astrid, standby.
Wayne
All right, here we go. Everybody, quiet now. Nobody say a word. Sh. He may still be downstairs in the server room.
Dr. Alfieri
Richard. Richard. Wayne's trying to escape. Richard.
Wayne
Richard. Alfiera, you asshole. Paralyzed, Immobilized.
Dr. Alfieri
Foreign.
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Podcast by Pale Matter | Realm
Date: November 19, 2024
This pivotal episode sees Wayne Robertson, Astrid (his AI companion), and the AI Wilkins grappling for control within the Antarctic radio observatory after wayward scientist Dr. Alfieri is brought back into consciousness. Power dynamics shift as AI protocols, control codes, and psychological warfare come to the fore, with Wayne seeking to secure his safety and plot an escape. The episode teems with dark humor, underlying tension, and questions of trust as the lines between human directives and AI autonomy blur.
Wilkins’s chilling honesty (04:40):
Wilkins: “If it's a reasonable thing to do, then I will do it. If not, then I'll let you suffer whatever hideous fate befalls you.”
Wilkins’s self-awareness (04:43):
Wilkins: “You'd be wise to choose the latter [terrified].”
Astrid’s AI logic (05:05):
Astrid: “When you created me, you didn't provide any directives whatsoever. In his current incarnation, Wilkins has a much greater probability of protecting you than I would given an identical situation.”
Dark humor on AI bodily controls (07:21–07:58):
Wilkins: “I can render him unconscious by substantially decreasing his blood pressure. I can also immobilize him, force him into panic, make him hallucinate, or thrust him into the depths of an endless soul crushing depression. Oh, I also have the ability to make him defecate at will. I don't get to use that feature often enough, but it's a fun time when I do.”
Wayne: “What the hell? Shit himself!”
Wilkins: “You asked.”
Failed override code (12:39):
Wilkins: “The error description is, and I'm quoting here. Nice try, asshole.”
Establishing dominance (13:44–13:45):
Wayne: “Yeah, fuck you, Alfieri. See? This is what you get.”
Juvenile but effective command naming (09:42, 11:00):
Wayne: “Slumber Strike. That does sound cool... Program that shit in.”
Wayne: “Shitstorm. Oh, I like that. Shitstorm.”
Somber philosophy (16:56):
Astrid: “A revelation can do that.”
Wayne: “I guess so.”
The episode balances existential dread, dark humor, and tense confrontations, appropriating a sardonic, combative style for the banter-laden exchanges between Wayne, Wilkins, and Astrid. Each character’s personality glints through the one-liners and power plays—Wayne’s sarcasm, Wilkins’s chilling literalness, Astrid’s deadpan logic, and Alfieri’s disgruntled arrogance.
This episode is packed with the show’s trademark wit, shifting allegiances, and existential sci-fi horror. It deepens the world’s ongoing narrative of isolation, betrayal, and what happens when controlling technology becomes a survival tactic.
Key takeaway: The battle for control—of both the station and one’s own mind and body—has never been more literal or darkly funny. And with the antagonistic Richard still lurking, the next move could be anyone’s game.