Stavvy's World #146 – Feitelberg (September 15, 2025)

Overview

In episode 146 of Stavvy’s World, comedian Stavros Halkias welcomes Feitelberg (“Johnny Fights” of Barstool Sports fame) for a wide-ranging, hilarious conversation, blending infectious banter with real-life stories, personal introspection, and plenty of advice to callers. The pair discuss life as the eldest sibling, study abroad misadventures, cultural observations, adulthood, masculinity, sports, and friendship (with Feitelberg’s signature self-deprecation and sly wit). In the latter half, they tackle relationship and life dilemmas from listeners, delivering insights equal parts sincere and irreverent.

Main Discussion Highlights

1. Feitelberg’s Study Abroad/Spain Hijinks

[00:52–08:21]

• Mispronounced French and “Le Mascots” Show: The pair jokingly debate the French pronunciation of Feitelberg's new series (“Le Mascots?” “Les?” “Less mascots?”), launching into Barstool/YouTube project talk.
• Spanish Host Family Chaos: Feitelberg recounts a high school summer in Salamanca, Spain, with a family for whom siesta culture was paramount.
  • He and his friend, both teenagers, couldn't adapt to the nap routine, so they’d get drunk instead (“we just get faced in our bedroom” - 02:48).
  • Simpsons Obsession: “I stayed with a Spanish family that loved The Simpsons. It played 24/7.” [05:15]
  • Dinner Offense: Feitelberg jokes he offended the host mom over her "invented" sausages and potatoes dish: “I was like, I’m pretty sure the Polish invented this one.” – [04:21]
  • The mom hit him with a spoon. “[She] whacked me with the big spoon...I earned it.” – [04:27]
• Reflections on Sending Kids Abroad: Both comedians express astonishment at how common it was to send teens to live with strangers in another country: “It seems like more people should get sex trafficked doing that type of shit” – Stavi [07:18]

2. Sibling Dynamics & Family Reflections

[08:22–14:40]

• Four-Kid Households & Family Culture: Feitelberg reflects on growing up as the eldest of four (“a roaming baby factory”), with parents each from even bigger families.
  • His dad claimed, dubiously, that testicular cancer prevented more children ((“I was like, did my dad just lie?... My dad was lying.” – [10:33–11:00]))
• Ideal Family Makeup: They riff on old sayings about the “millionaire family” (boy and girl): “I want both – gay son and thot daughter.” – Stavi [13:25]
• The Adorable Gentleness of Young Boys: Both riff on the inherent “touch of gayness” in little boys’ gentle play, sword-fighting, roughhousing, and the unique joys of being the “fun uncle.” [13:53–15:34]

3. Aging, Careers, and Social Perception

[18:39–23:22]

• The Delayed Adulthood of “Entertainment Lifestyles”: Both discuss how careers in entertainment make it easy to feel perpetually young (“You can always trick yourself into thinking you’re young.” – Stavi [18:41])
• Age and Self-Image:
  • Studies suggest that under-25s perceive themselves as older, while over-40s see themselves as younger (“I had a phase where I thought I was 24... now I think I’m like 50.” – Feitelberg [21:29])
  • “Something shifted... when I would watch the NBA draft and want to fuck the moms instead of the girlfriends.” – Stavi [22:05]

4. Middle School Trauma, Bullying, and Comedy

[24:28–28:32]

• Being Bullied at Hockey Camp: Feitelberg recalls being incorrectly assumed Jewish at hockey camp and waking up to swastika notes (“I just stepped over them every day. Those kids thought I was the proudest Jew ever.” – [24:51])
• The Power of Adolescent Roasting: Both discuss how being roasted in middle school forges one’s sense of humor and how middle schoolers remain intimidating: “You’ll never really win a roast off with middle schoolers anymore.” – Stavi [27:42]
• Comparing Roasting to Martial Arts: “It’s like going and training with the Shaolin monks.” – Stavi [28:30]

5. Sports: Wemby, Olympics, and Nationalism

[28:44–41:22]

• Wembanyama Fandom: They praise Wemby for his monk-like devotion, leftist politics, and generational talent (“He seems like the man… the best player in the world could be a left-leaning Shaolin Monk…” – Stavi [30:11])
• Human Limits in Sports: Tangent about how much faster humans have gotten at Olympic events, though unsure on stats.
• Olympics and World Cup Love: Lament the wastefulness of host city infrastructure and marvel at global tribalism (“Sports are a safe way to channel the stupidest urges of humanity…” – Stavi [41:26])

6. European & Irish/British Rivalries

[41:41–47:20]

• Cultural Baggage in Sports: Anecdotes about English–Irish–German–Italian rivalries and how historic conflict “makes sense” as sports animosity (“…crazy to still be talking about the Blitz.” – Stavi [43:02])
• Ireland vs. England: The Irish “don’t joke” about hating England (“To them, it’s not a joke. It pretty much just happened.” – Stavi [45:45])
• British Monarchy Obsession: Amused by how modern Britons still parade their dark history in tourist attractions (“…put 400 Irish guys in a tower and just locked the door and walked away… why are you telling us this?” – Feitelberg [47:43])

Listener Callers & Advice Segments

1. Sexless Relationship Dilemma

[52:24–64:29]

• Issue: Caller hasn’t had sex with her boyfriend in a “concerningly long time” due to his erectile issues (possibly stemming from autoimmune problems).
• Advice:
  • Communication is key: “I’m a huge communication guy. Every problem is just miscommunication.” – Feitelberg [56:01]
  • Stay open to non-penetrative intimacy and patience around medical issues.
  • Reopening the relationship? Both agree that’s risky unless there’s clear mutual desire.
• Memorable Moment: Stavi’s quip: “My dick doesn’t work half the time. Doesn’t stop me from trying to fuck.” [56:47]

2. Friendship Breakup Over Wedding

[65:13–74:54]

• Issue: Caller discovers his "group of four" friends didn’t invite him to one’s wedding; everyone else was a groomsman.
• Advice:
  • “That friend group is over.” – Stavi [71:32]
  • Acknowledge when people show you their true colors, grieve, and move on: “There’s kind of beauty in that… in the rest of your life you won’t walk around thinking they’re your best friends.” – Feitelberg [73:23]

3. How to “Learn Sports” for Social Survival

[76:44–83:20]

• Issue: Alabama college student feels lost in sports conversations (“I just know stuff about ultimate frisbee”).
• Advice:
  • You don’t have to talk sports, but knowing basics is helpful.
  • “Pick one sport—football is bang for your buck.” – Stavi [77:37]
  • Try fantasy football, listen to an Alabama sports podcast, or attend games to soak up culture.
  • Use social lubricants: “A couple cliches will take you a very, very long way.” [83:00]

4. In-Laws Slept in Their Bed (While House Sitting)

[83:30–93:10]

• Issue: Caller and fiancée are weirded out that her parents stayed (and didn't change sheets) in the couple’s bed while pet-sitting.
• Hosts’ Take:
  • Both agree: “You sound immature here.” – Stavi [87:44]
  • It’s normal to offer your bed to house sitters, especially in-laws, unless explicit instructions to use guest space were given.
  • Not changing sheets isn’t great, but the onus is on the host to provide clean bedding and clear expectations.
  • “If someone is doing you a favor… that’s how this works.” [91:25]

5. Quick Finisher Needs Vibrator Advice

[93:31–100:16]

• Issue: Long-term girlfriend complains about early ejaculation—is ready to introduce a vibrator into sex life, but both are new and shy.
• Advice:
  • A vibrator is “another arrow in the quiver” – good idea.
  • Research basic, user-friendly models (“best vibrators for partner to control”).
  • If she’s shy about shopping, you take the initiative; keep it simple to start.
  • “If you’re not eating pussy, get eating.” – Feitelberg [100:16]
  • Start slow and keep communication open; this may help her (and you) get comfortable with more adventurous toys in the future.

6. Listener With One Testicle After Cancer

[100:28–108:27]

• Issue: Caller recently had a testicle removed; worries about dating, masculinity, and whether to get a prosthetic.
• Hosts’ Take:
  • “Girls aren’t measuring nuts… guys with little nuts get pussy as well.” – Stavi [102:50]
  • Most partners will not notice or care, especially if health/survival is the reason.
  • “There are many things that make you less of a man than having one nut.” – Stavi [102:36]
  • Example: Fellow comedian Nimesh Patel has a silicone nut, but both hosts agree: this is not a dealbreaker and should not define your self-worth.

Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Middle School Bullying:
  “You'll never really win a roast off with middle schoolers anymore. You can't come out of that looking good.” – Stavi [27:42]
• On Growing Up in a Big Family:
  “When I hit probably like 8, 10... we were a roaming baby factory.” – Feitelberg [09:50]
• On Sex Drought:
  “My dick doesn’t work half the time. Doesn’t stop me from trying to fuck. I’ll eat pussy and jack my pathetic little dick off, but I’m doing it with a woman I love, Stavi.” – Stavi [56:47]
• On Aging & Self-Perception:
  “Something shifted when I would watch the NBA draft and want to fuck the moms instead of the girlfriends.” – Stavi [22:05]
• Quick Relationship Diagnostic:
  “If your best friends had a wedding and you didn’t hear about it, they’re not your friends.” – Stavi [67:49]
• Handling a Single Testicle:
  “Girls aren’t measuring nuts. They don’t know shit about your balls.” – Stavi [102:50]
• On Being the Fun Uncle:
  “I don’t know if the kids can sniff it out, but they just run up to you and they’re like, ‘Throw me! Throw me!’” – Feitelberg [14:43]

Tone and Chemistry

The episode is packed with comedic self-deprecation, authenticity, R-rated honesty, and the loose, sincere camaraderie that defines Stavvy’s World. Both hosts are quick to poke fun at themselves and each other, spinning personal failures into cathartic laughs, while also showing genuine warmth and compassion in their advice segments.

Conclusion

This episode typifies Stavvy’s World at its best: real-life stories blend with brash insight and solid advice, filtered through the hosts’ fearsome wit and lived experience. If you’re seeking a mix of hilarity, anxiety, and sage perspective—on everything from Spanish siestas to sexual technique—this is 100% your show.

Notable Segments (Timestamps):

• [00:52] – French/Spanish mascots, siesta & study abroad recollections
• [10:33–11:00] – Did my dad lie about testicular cancer?
• [13:25] – “I want gay son and thot daughter.”
• [22:05] – The NBA Draft and wanting to fuck the moms
• [24:51] – Swastika notes at hockey camp
• [27:42] – On losing a roast battle with middle schoolers
• [30:11–31:46] – Wemby as Shaolin Monk + generational basketball talent
• [41:26] – Sports as safe tribalism
• [56:47] – “My dick’s not working, but I’m trying anyway.”
• [67:49–74:54] – Friend group not inviting the caller to a wedding
• [102:50] – “Girls aren’t measuring nuts.”

Check out Feitelberg’s new project, "Le Mascots," on the Out of Order channel!