#166 - Godfrey

Summary

Stavvy's World – Episode #166

Guest: Godfrey

Release Date: February 2, 2026
Host: Stavros Halkias
Summary By: Podcast Summarizer

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Episode Overview

In this laugh-packed episode, comedian Godfrey joins Stavros Halkias on the Stavvy's World couch. The conversation jumps from the quirks of fame, race, and language, to comedy industry pitfalls, classic commercials, sex and porn, culture clashes, and, as ever, wild and real listener call-ins. Godfrey discusses his new standup special "Rebel With a Cause" and the challenges and triumphs of doing comedy—and life—his own way. The chemistry between Stav and Godfrey is electric, filled with sharp takes, personal admissions, and affectionate roasting.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Getting to Know Godfrey (“Fully Buying Into the Theme”)

• Fame & Age Perception:
  • Talk about how seeing stars like Blake Griffin in comedy venues messes with perceptions of celebrity age vs. real-life age.
  • [03:00] Stavros: “It is crazy how the pop culture age versus your actual age. That’s got to be tough for somebody who, like, you know, Blake’s doing great…”
  • [02:30] Godfrey: “I go, you are my age doing albums. I was like, you must be older.”
• Language Talents:
  • Godfrey shares his skill in Spanish and French, and his mission to learn Chinese.
  • [05:13] Eldis: “So do you speak a lot of languages or what?”
  • [05:14] Godfrey: “My Spanish is the best… I taught myself to read French… trying to learn Chinese.”

2. Race, Immigration, and Identity

• Godfrey’s Immigrant Story:
  • Born in the U.S. to Nigerian parents.
  • Comparison of immigrant experiences, fading “immigrant hustle” narratives, and bicultural uncertainties.
  • [08:14] Godfrey: “It’s for a better life… now the immigrant story is hacky now, is it?”
• Greek-Nigerian Intersection:
  • Discussion of Giannis Antetokounmpo as a melting pot athlete—how basketball cut Greek racism “by 40%.”
  • [06:03] Eldis: “He has tamped down racism amongst Greeks… N-word use down.”

3. Masculinity, Sex, and Porn

• Comedic Analysis of Porn:
  • The psychology of what makes porn compelling, the “camera guy matters,” and the commonality in porn actors’ fandom.
  • [12:33] Godfrey: “That’s why people don’t realize it’s the cameraman that makes you jerk off… It’s camera work.”
  • Both swap notes on variety and relatability in porn preferences (amateur, body angles, etc.).
• Body Image and Sex:
  • Honest talk about seeing themselves during sex, exposure therapy, facing the mirror, plus fat jokes and self-acceptance.
  • [17:17] Godfrey: “Do you do that? You got—I can’t believe I’m f*cking this hot chick.”
• Threesomes, Gender Preferences, and Masculinity:
  • Open, comedic, and candid reflection on threesomes, sexuality, and why “running trains” isn’t for them.
  • [68:09] Godfrey: “Team building exercise?! What the fuck? You’re butt naked. I’m butt naked…”

4. Comedy, TV, and the Business of Entertainment

• Godfrey’s Early Career & Commercials:
  • Stories from the “Make 7-Up Yours” era and McDonald’s and MTV gigs; how commercials defined pop culture memories.
  • [27:08] Eldis: “You’re cemented in my—and you’ve done so much cool shit and I’ve—and it was the—that was pre—I—me loving standup so I know…”
  • Commercials as a gateway and how “branding” was more important than money at MTV/VH1.
• Comedy’s Lack of Meritocracy:
  • Both lament how comedy isn’t a meritocracy.
  • Godfrey's pride in craft: “I don’t want to be okay… I feel bad as an athlete. I feel bad if I get something because I was okay.” [53:03]
  • Irks at hacks, right-wing grifters, and the business side eclipsing talent.

5. Special Shout: Godfrey’s Standup Special “Rebel With a Cause”

• DIY special “Rebel With a Cause”—the hustle, self-funding via GoFundMe, with support from Will.i.am and Shaq.
• Discussing self-reliance, creative independence, and the joy of figuring it out without industry gatekeepers.
• [61:16] Godfrey: “That’s where the rebel comes from. That’s the story of my career. Him do it a different way.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On NBA Fame & Comedy:

  • “[03:00] Eldis: It is crazy how the pop culture age versus your actual age. That’s got to be tough for somebody who, like, you know, Blake’s doing great…”

• On Porn and Camera Work:

  • “[12:33] Godfrey: That’s why people don’t realize it’s the cameraman that makes you jerk off. It’s his camera work. You ever watch a porn, you go, who’s this camera guy?”

• On Standup Comedy as Craft:

  • “[53:03] Godfrey: One thing I take pride in is being a really good comedian… When you’re good at it, you should be rewarded.”

• On Meritocracy and Fame:

  • “[53:45] Godfrey: I don’t think you should be rewarded if you’re trash in comedy… You should not.”

• On DIY Hustle:

  • “[61:16] Godfrey: Stepping outside the box. That’s where the rebel comes from. Because that’s the story of my career.”

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Key Call-in Advice Segments

[63:14] “Brolic White Women and Shady Trainers”

• Caller: Unsure if she should hook up with her boxing instructor, a butch lesbian, both, or neither.
• Advice: Don’t stay if you’re being pressured—unless you’re genuinely into it. “She seems to be out for an adventure, right?” (Eldis).
• **Comedic riff on threesomes, with Godfrey stressing he's “100% heterosexual,” and a discussion about CrossFit women and body types.

[77:11] Sperm Donor & Lesbian Friends

• Caller: Asked to be donor for lesbian friends, wonders if it’s weird to want more (hinting at a threesome).
• Godfrey: Advises it won’t happen, says “Go get girls that want to fuck guys.” Both poke fun at the scenario’s absurdity and urge clear boundaries.

[85:03] “Men Can't Get It Up”

• Caller: Frustrated—all the men she’s dated lately have weak erections or premature ejaculation.
• Hosts: Blame modern health, bad habits, psychological pressure, and the state of the nation—not her.
• [90:31] Stavros: “Look, you’re talking to a man who, you know, pops a dick pill even though I’m 36…”

[94:04] “Leftist Incel Friend”

• Caller: Wants advice for a friend whose militant politics “scare the hoes.”
• Advice: Politics are important, but not during small talk—get social skills up first.
  • [95:34] Eldis: “Order of operations: Let’s get sucked off, second, you ask them how they feel about Israel.”

[101:05] “She Didn’t Leave Her Husband For Me”

• Caller: Left his partner for a woman who now won’t leave her own abusive relationship.
• Hosts: Tell him he “played himself,” it’s unlikely to work, and warn against being her emotional crutch.
• [104:34] Eldis: “The only thing you can do is tell her, like, okay… Unless you break it off with this guy, we can’t even talk…”

[108:00] “Greek Statues and Tiny Penises”

• Caller: Fun fact—Greek statues had small penises to signify intellect, not virility.
• Hosts: Joke that “things were right” back then for small-dicked intellectuals; Godfrey riffs on the “Greek ideal”; both laugh at historical revisionism.

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Noteworthy Cultural & Personal References

• Giannis Antetokounmpo’s influence on race in Greece
• Godfrey’s commercials: “Make 7-Up Yours,” McDonald’s, MTV Spring Break
• Soul Plane set stories: Snoop Dogg, DL Hughley, Kevin Hart
• Plug for his standup special with independent funding
  • Support from Shaquille O’Neal and Will.i.am
• Comedy’s “meritocracy” problem and right-wing grifters
• Exuberant riffs about porn tropes and camerawork
• References to pop culture (Real World, Club Shay Shay, Cat Williams' viral interview on Shannon Sharpe)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:00–07:00] Celebrity age, fame, race, Giannis talk
• [12:00–18:00] Sex, porn, camerawork, body image
• [26:30–32:30] Godfrey’s commercials/comedy beginnings
• [52:30–54:00] On “Rebel With a Cause,” career hurdles, comedy industry
• [63:00–74:00] Listener call: gym, sex, bisexuality, and sexual preferences
• [77:00–83:00] Listener call: sperm donor for lesbian friends, boundaries
• [85:00–91:30] Listener call: soft dicks & fast finishes, modern masculinity
• [94:00–99:00] Listener call: leftist incel friend, social skills > dogma
• [101:00–106:00] Listener call: left partner, cheating mess, hard advice
• [108:00–110:00] Closing: Greek statue penis education, ancient values

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Conclusion

This is classic Stavvy’s World: conversations that swerve between high and low, earnest and absurd, always sharply funny, and peppered with cultural self-awareness. Godfrey fits right in, dropping wisdom, hard truths, and killer punchlines about comedy, masculinity, fame, and the “rebel” path. Listeners get relationship advice, showbiz war stories, and hear the importance of doing things their own way.

Special Highlight:
Check out Godfrey’s independently produced standup special, “Rebel With a Cause,” hitting select theaters this February!

• Info: godfreylive.com

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Transcript

[Godfrey]

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[Eldis]

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[Caller]

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[Godfrey]

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[Caller]

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[Godfrey]

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[Eldis]

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[Godfrey]

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[Eldis]

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[Godfrey]

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[Eldis]

See terms, papa. Welcome, Everybody, to Stavi's World. 904, 800 STAV call in. We'll solve all your problems. We got Godfrey on the couch fully buying into the theme. Yeah, he did. Yes. Still Zorba the Great.

[Godfrey]

Let's go. Don't be a malaka. You understand me?

[Eldis]

That's right. Hell yeah, dude, we got. We're pumped to have you here, Godfrey.

[Godfrey]

Thanks, man.

[Eldis]

It's been a minute. We have been text. This is the most I've definitely got. Got no disrespect. Much harder. Gets much easier. Blake Griffin was two texts.

[Godfrey]

Blake loves comedy.

[Eldis]

Yeah, it's true. Exactly.

[Godfrey]

I was around him in Montreal when he was doing like hosting shows.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

He goes, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm doing comedy.

[Eldis]

You know, he's the man. He.

[Godfrey]

He's such a good dude, man.

[Eldis]

He clearly loves stand up. You're right.

[Godfrey]

He loves stand up.

[Eldis]

And it's the kind of thing where it's like, you realize, for me it was a realization where it's like you watch the guy play play ball since, you know, because I was a kid when he's in the league. Because he came out like one year. Yeah, he's in the league when he's 20. So I'm 20 watching him. And then you meet him, it's like in your head, you're like, he's old, but it's like he's a 36 year old dude. We're the exact same age. He just has like.

[Godfrey]

He was doing old shit.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Because you're, you're, you're like at home, you know, I don't know, doing homework, doing.

[Eldis]

Totally. I was literally doing. Yeah. Studying in college while he's getting his dick sucked.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Dunking and shit.

[Godfrey]

It's like when I see rappers when I was in college and I know them now.

[Eldis]

Ye.

[Godfrey]

I go, you are my age. Doing albums. I was like, you must be older.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

No, same age.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

I'm like, oh, you were on videos and on album covers in our college dorms.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And now I know you're at my show.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And you were the same age.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

I'm like, you got to be like 70, right?

[Eldis]

It is, it is crazy how that the pop culture age versus your actual age. That's got to be tough for somebody who, like, you know, Blake's doing great. That motherfucker Max contract. He's on TV right now. He's great.

[Godfrey]

Where's he what tv?

[Eldis]

He's on Amazon. He's great.

[Godfrey]

What is he doing?

[Eldis]

He's doing commentary.

[Godfrey]

Commentary. Oh, that's great.

[Eldis]

And he's, he's incredible at it. That whole show is actually really good.

[Godfrey]

That's, that's good. When they become good comment like Tony Romo is really good.

[Eldis]

He was, he's losing it.

[Godfrey]

I heard he's something. He said some up. Tom Brady's great at it.

[Eldis]

Tom Brady's coming around. He was.

[Godfrey]

Well, he, he just started.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You gotta give him some time.

[Eldis]

I'm, I'm on hater.

[Godfrey]

Amazing.

[Eldis]

Troy Aikman is amazing. Aikman's so Aikman works at it. But I want nothing good for Brady or, you know, he's had too much good life.

[Godfrey]

I'm tired of that. I, I, I hate the Patriots.

[Eldis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Godfrey]

So I'm such a Giants and what Anything else but them.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And I don't like that they won.

[Eldis]

It's tough that they're won and they're good again.

[Godfrey]

Good again.

[Eldis]

And this will probably come. This will come out after the super bowl probably. And if they won, I'm going to. They probably did, man.

[Godfrey]

The Bears. I'm, I grew up in Chicago, so.

[Eldis]

Oh, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. The Bears did pretty good that, that.

[Eldis]

Caleb.

[Godfrey]

Caleb. Good. Good job.

[Eldis]

How you feeling about Caleb?

[Godfrey]

He's amazing. He's gonna wear eyeliner.

[Eldis]

I don't give a. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Lipstick.

[Eldis]

I'm ready for a truly gay athlete, a truly gay quarterback. But I Want to. I want to see. I mean, his mom was like a nail tech. I think that's why.

[Godfrey]

That's where he gets to the. But he really took us to a really good place, and bears look good if we finally have balance in the offense because we were always a defensive team. Quarterbacks.

[Eldis]

You never had a single good quarterback. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

What is garbage in Greek?

[Eldis]

Scupia. Scupilia.

[Godfrey]

Scopa. Now I have beautiful.

[Eldis]

Scoopedia is good.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, because you guys got. The words are long, like you've been saying goodbye. Your shit's so long.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I'm good at language. Probably Albanians. What's. Do they say garbage in Albanian?

[Eldis]

He's blowing it. You're blowing it. Elders garbage is player. Layer.

[Godfrey]

Flair. Player.

[Eldis]

Yeah, that sounds Dutch. Player.

[Godfrey]

I know.

[Eldis]

Player, you're trash.

[Godfrey]

Because I know in Russian, Bled is like, Bled. Blake.

[Eldis]

So do you speak a lot of languages or what do you.

[Godfrey]

I mean, my Spanish is the best. I studied in high school and college, but I taught myself to read French because I was around French women, so. To impress them.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I. Basic French. Nothing. Sure crazy. But I'm trying to learn some Chinese.

[Eldis]

I'm just Chinese. Interesting. Man, that's tough.

[Godfrey]

I want to learn that.

[Eldis]

You're. You're Nigerian, right? 100 so do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Oh, look at this guy.

[Eldis]

You speak people. I like that.

[Godfrey]

He's like, I do my stories.

[Eldis]

Hey, Yanis, you're an Igbo. No, no, no. I've really. I've become. I've learned about Nigeria because of Giannis at that. The Kumbo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

He's a Greek.

[Eldis]

Exactly.

[Godfrey]

Kind of.

[Eldis]

Kind of like us melded together.

[Godfrey]

Look at this. So it was all because of that basketball you. Pie. He's like this. Hey, you got a Nigerian who lived in Greece. You got to bring Godfrey over.

[Eldis]

For real. I. Dude, I promise you, he is. He has tamped down racism Amongst Greeks, like, 40%, no question. N word. Use down.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, I know. Basketball. Basketball would do it. Basketball would do it. And you living in Baltimore, I would do it, too.

[Eldis]

100. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Baltimore city schools, did they go through hell in Greece? Did they go through hell?

[Eldis]

His life was bad, for sure. That's why he's a. I. I really respect that. He. I mean, he could easily be, like, Greek people. Like, I mean, his family was truly, like. They were like just the kids that would sell stuff at. At the red light. Like, they're selling trinkets, they're selling fruit, whatever. I mean, him and his brother, they. When they were started playing basketball. They shared one pair of shoes. Truly, like. And Greek people are really up to immigrants until you become the best basketball player in the world. And then they're like, yeah, we'll give you citizenship. Like, he was born in Athens, didn't have citizenship. Greece don't. Greeks don't do birthright citizenship. They kind of. They like to keep it racist. They kind of even.

[Godfrey]

No matter where you're from or just.

[Eldis]

Black people, it was easier for me born in America. Oh, with Greek parents.

[Godfrey]

What did they disrespect Greek Americans? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

[Eldis]

I'm sorry.

[Godfrey]

I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Do they. Do they hate Greek Americans in Greece, you mean?

[Eldis]

Yeah, there's a little bit of. There's a little bit of that. I mean, I think it's not. I don't know if it's as pronounced as like. I feel like that's the classic thing is Africans versus black Americans is like.

[Godfrey]

A very classic because not. But Nigerian. Because I'm Nigerian. When I went to Nigeria year and a half ago, my relatives. I'm like doing videos my. The Nigerians are like, you. I don't believe. You are not. You're not. You're from. Why are you here? Like that kind of.

[Eldis]

I was like, dude, purity test.

[Godfrey]

I mean, I know you Nigerians don't say, dude. I was born. My parents were Civil War parents. They left. I was born in Nebraska. Didn't mean to be Nebraska. My sister was born in Nigeria. But my. We didn't know any of that. And then my brother in Chicago. So I grew up in Chicago. But I'm Nigerian, dude. The food, the lake, my parents thick ass. All my relatives there's. Your people are here too.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

Like, yeah. And it's for a better life. I mean, it's. Now the immigrant story is hacky now, is it? How hacky is this now?

[Eldis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And then we were okay.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And then I smell work 10 job.

[Eldis]

Well, my family is kind of immigrants would be hacked. It is. It is the kind of thing where it's like. And first of all, not only is it hack. No, it doesn't matter anymore. They're like, get the out of here. Get the out of here, you piece of shit. Oh, you wanted a better life. Fuck you. They don't give a fuck at all. They don't give a at all. They'll even. They have like, even like a. Like. I'm literally like, damn, is my dad gonna get deported? We're in the zone where my dad could get deported because he failed his citizenship.

[Godfrey]

Regular he's outside going, he's hog tied in Bolivia.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

He's like, come here.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. Anybody can get it.

[Eldis]

It's fucking wild.

[Godfrey]

After this woman got.

[Eldis]

It's nuts, dude.

[Godfrey]

After this woman got shot, a white gay woman.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

God. It's like lgb.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Mayor. What?

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yo, this white dude up that well, yeah. And then laying down with a Filipino wife.

[Eldis]

I mean, that's one of the most classic, the most racist guy of all time.

[Godfrey]

I do racist white men love ethnic women. I want to know.

[Eldis]

I'm gonna put.

[Godfrey]

Please explain this.

[Eldis]

I think you guys, I know how racist guys are purely academ.

[Godfrey]

I just want to know fairly academically.

[Eldis]

I'd like to weigh in. This is not my. This is not. I'm not saying it's from personal experience, I think particularly Asian. To me, it feels like these guys literally see them as like almost high level pets. It's like, that's the.

[Godfrey]

It's really great description.

[Eldis]

It's like a Doberman with tits you can fuck. You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

Level pets.

[Eldis]

I really feel like they bring them out of the cage because they don't respect women. They don't want an equal.

[Godfrey]

No.

[Eldis]

Right?

[Godfrey]

Like, no, they don't.

[Eldis]

So they're already misogynist. So then.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

And they're racist.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

But they're. But they are horny. We.

[Godfrey]

How can they get away with it with a subservient?

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Always says yes.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Asian culture usually is. Because I remember being with a Japanese chick and she just never said no. And she was Japan, Japan. Learning English here. I just met her at this party and she. I would tell her I would just test her. Yeah, go get my shoes shine. She'd be like this. And she'd be like, hey. I'm like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I Just kidding. I'm like, just kidding. Say no. She's like, I said no. I was with you.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

No, you could say, yeah. Yeah. It's like, no, okay. Just say no. It's okay.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I don't. I. I don't like that. I don't like some certain. Nah. I like because my. Well man mainly love black women. So that's just 99. Every once in a while, some other women, you know, because I'm a man. It's like if you love Greek or you love Albanian women, every once in a while, other girls, you know, oh, I've had a black girl before. I'm from Baltimore.

[Eldis]

Of course it happens to us, man. If you go to Baltimore, like, most of my jacking off as a youth was to black women because you're in Baltimore city schools, so you're just looking at your. Your classmates. Tits. So a lot. And then all the porn is like, oh, it's black kids bringing, like black porn. You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

Black porn. Oh, speaking of that.

[Eldis]

A lot of. Lot of great stuff.

[Godfrey]

It's. But it's like, I like all kinds of.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

Different women and poor. I don't care. Sometimes I'm in the move for the Asian shit. Move for. Why? It depends on a sampler pack. Some sampler pack. You know, a variety pack.

[Eldis]

Variety pack. When it comes to jacking off, I'd like a variety pack, right.

[Godfrey]

Because you literally get. It's like women in real life, you get sick of watching this particular chick. You go, let me try this chick. You know what I mean? And there's something about when women lay down, they look amazing. No matter what their body looks like when they're laying down, you don't want to see them get up. Oh, but when they lay down and there's a certain angle, you're like, yeah, there's tricks, magic.

[Eldis]

There's the psychological thing of. Your brain sees that and it's like, oh, I guess if you see a naked woman lie down, your brain's like, well, you're about to her, right? So I feel like that's almost like. Is it a Pavlovian response? Do all women look good? Or is your brain like, well, I'm about to the lady.

[Godfrey]

Well, you're. You're. Because you're put right. Because you're. It's. That's why people don't realize it's the cameraman that makes you jerk off. It's his. It's. It's. It's. It's camera work. You ever, ever. You ever watching a porn? You go, who's this camera guy? Who's the. Like this. He went from. From woman to. To. To ball sack woman. Then on ball sack.

[Eldis]

The ball shots. Tough.

[Godfrey]

Yo, you shot. Why are you showing the dude? Yeah, because you know how you're trying to get to.

[Eldis]

Of course.

[Godfrey]

And you're looking at the girl like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoots to the dude and you busted a nut.

[Eldis]

That's a tough one.

[Godfrey]

You're like, am I gay by.

[Eldis]

By proxy.

[Godfrey]

Proxy.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I don't. Because this is voyeurism.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And remember, if you're a porn dude, and I've watched porn for years, you're this. This is what you become a fan of the certain dudes. Dicks. Because you go, oh, there's Lexington. That's my man. Yeah, it's like athletes.

[Eldis]

Oh, they brought in lyrics.

[Godfrey]

Hell yeah.

[Eldis]

I don't know. I don't know that I can go with you on this one.

[Godfrey]

I don't know that I can say Pause.

[Eldis]

No, I won't hit you with paws. Listen, that's your experience.

[Godfrey]

I don't even think it's gay. It's not even gay. Because you go, you know, okay, there's Lex. There's this dude. You're like, oh, we know who that.

[Eldis]

Oh, it's about to go down. You really want the woman worked over. And you know, this man's a professional.

[Godfrey]

If you want to see horrible sex, watch Indian porn.

[Eldis]

Indian.

[Godfrey]

They're terrible at this.

[Eldis]

I see.

[Godfrey]

I'm sorry. They're whack as fuck. That's why their marriages are erased. They have no game.

[Eldis]

And this is India with. I guess now that you're saying it, I can't think of a male desi.

[Godfrey]

It'd be like, desi, D E S I D S I D S I. And then you can go. And the dudes.

[Eldis]

I'm familiar with desi. Women. Sure.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. And they just. It's just when the dude shows that you're like, there's no. Because you want to see dude putting up. Put. Putting in work.

[Eldis]

No, no, no.

[Godfrey]

I don't want. I'm not gay at all. But when a dude. When a dude is like this. Sure. It's like when you move, you're messing it up.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put some effort.

[Godfrey]

Freaking.

[Eldis]

Yeah. I guess I'd like the average. Slightly above average. I like to at least imagine I could be in there.

[Godfrey]

No, no. But I don't like horny looking women either. You know what I'm talking about? There's the big. The fake.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure.

[Godfrey]

And then they're doing a lot of pointy the noises.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know, I want more like, I love those amateur. Where it's like, oh, I look like I would screw that chick.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

If I put myself in, if I.

[Eldis]

Could get in there. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

It looks like my. My that's attainable. Or even if the girl doesn't have to be super hot. But I go, I. I smash her on a Tuesday.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure.

[Godfrey]

But she's like the smashable girl.

[Eldis]

Of course.

[Godfrey]

I like that too, because I'm like, oh, I shouldn't be her. Yo.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I Could get in there.

[Godfrey]

Right?

[Eldis]

Right. Get in there. Right.

[Godfrey]

It's like when. When David Tell was talking about. He's like. And I know you can't say that now. He's like. He's like. I remember meeting this. Right. Tired. He's like, but those titties weren't a classic.

[Eldis]

The classic.

[Godfrey]

Those titties weren't.

[Eldis]

Movies. Those titties were. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Racist.

[Eldis]

Yeah. A classic.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. So I'm saying, porn is such a psychological game. I'm not even trying to be nasty, but it's such a psychological game. Angles count. Like some cameraman. You go, yo, that angle right there.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

That's good camera.

[Eldis]

So do you think that. Yeah. That teaches you the angles you like?

[Godfrey]

But because you. You know why?

[Eldis]

As an auteur.

[Godfrey]

No, here's the thing. Because when you're. As a filmmaker, you don't see those angles. You're just on top, right. You. You. You wish.

[Eldis]

Oh, I wish there was a camp pov. That's. I think that's pov. That's why we're talking about the proliferation of pov.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

Because people are like, yes, yes. That's what I see.

[Godfrey]

An angle. Because you're. If. When you're in it, you don't even see the angles you're at. But we're watching right angles that you wish you could see while you were doing it. Like, that's why people get mirrors. Like, mirrors. You're like, okay, yeah. It's almost your simila, right?

[Eldis]

Oh, there's nothing wrong. There's nothing worse than not expecting a mirror when you're fucking.

[Godfrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Eldis]

And just seeing how pathetic you are. I mean, my experience, anyway. Or just seeing your fat me. My fat red ass face. I'm just like. I saw a hotel mirror. I was not expecting to be there. And I'm just like, I'm so fat. And I'm just like. And then in a second, I'm like, this woman's fucking. Like, she's seeing this. She's seeing that face in, like, fat concentration. And she's like. And that. It kind of took me out of it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Do you do that? You got. I can't believe I'm this hot chick.

[Eldis]

I. Since the. Absolutely. But since then, it's like exposure therapy where now I. I seek the mirror out so that I can. So I'm like, this is who you are. Face it head on. Yeah. It's like when a fat person is like when you. When you. When a fat person looks at themselves in the mirror and it's like, like the head on angle. Same thing when you're balding, right? When you're balding and you comb for years, you comb your hair in a very specific way where you look in the mirror. But if you get a bird's eye or you get a 3/4 view. So now I watch myself as much as possible to really see the chins to read because that's, that's the most honest you're gonna be.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

You know when you're like purely animalistic.

[Godfrey]

I've. I've had. And it's, you know, where I'm like, ah, I'm not.

[Eldis]

Yeah, no, come on, get out of here a little bit. It's so up that you're literally 20 years older than me and you look much better. I'm. I'm literally. I have a heating pad on cuz I have a bad back. And you.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, you. I got, I got a bad knee though.

[Eldis]

No, nice. Come on.

[Godfrey]

Don't do football.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't.

[Godfrey]

Arthritic knee.

[Eldis]

Don't. Don't patronize me.

[Godfrey]

I'm serious. I got arthritic kn. Like from playing sports.

[Eldis]

Right.

[Godfrey]

This KN is.

[Eldis]

Oh, I got to do what you play.

[Godfrey]

You played football, baseball, track and field.

[Eldis]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know, acted like spider man.

[Eldis]

Did you go to school for. Do you play sports at all in school?

[Godfrey]

Illinois.

[Eldis]

Okay. An align night. Oh, yeah, get the mic.

[Godfrey]

Oh, sorry. I went to University of Illinois. Champaign Urbana.

[Eldis]

Nice.

[Godfrey]

You know football and. Yeah. High school track and field, baseball, you know, all the sports. Yeah. And then you got all the residue, the remnants of sports. Like.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Ankle.

[Eldis]

Yeah. I mean I have a shoulder from playing high school football. Why did I do that? I was a nose guard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the bills.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

Awesome, awesome position.

[Godfrey]

You gotta hit that line.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pug of the defensive line, you know, middle chest. Did your, did your parents like you play? Because I remember my Greek parents, they did not want me playing football.

[Godfrey]

Really?

[Eldis]

They thought it was dangerous.

[Godfrey]

Well, my mom was a little bothered me if you want to play football. My mother was like, but it was cool, you know, you really.

[Eldis]

I guess the other option was fight in a civil war. So it's like compared to that, they're like, yeah, what's a couple concussions?

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

You could have been a child soldier.

[Godfrey]

I played like my fresh. I played like senior year in high school. I wasn't even playing football. I was track and field. I said, why not senior? You go out with a bang.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And boom. I did that then in college, I played a little bit. I played some and I played baseball up to like, from little league up to high school.

[Eldis]

Gotcha.

[Godfrey]

I did a little bit of everything, man.

[Eldis]

What were you like, did your parent, your parents. Was it a very immigrant upbringing where it's like you have to be a lawyer? Like, what do they want for you?

[Godfrey]

Engineer, lawyer, Doctor. I was pre med psych major in college. I thought it was gonna be psychiatry because I love human behavior in the brain and administrating drugs to see.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Like some awakening type shit with De Niro, you know, that I wanted to. I wanted to, but I. Yeah, but then I was. I got that comedy bug in college. I say, well, let me. I think I want to try this, man. Yeah, I hung out with Tommy Davidson. He came to our college and. And yeah, I was like, so early on too.

[Eldis]

Yeah, I was the same way I was. I started doing. I was like 19.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. I did 20, 21. And then I said, yeah, I'm not go. I'm not turning back that his. I have any money. Have.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

But I go, God damn it. To get on that stage. And you go, I did it.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I think, yeah. And I working grocery store, working in odd jobs in Chicago. But I was doing comedy. I barely had any hours money. I had nothing. Yeah. Broke as. But God damn. I go, but I'm going to the living. I'm going to this open mic.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Oh, my living suit. I lived in a base, my parents house, the basement. I was cool. But my father's like, yeah, eventually you have to move out. And yeah, you don't want to be living with your parents. And my father.

[Eldis]

So you're the rare immigrant who the parents kick you out.

[Godfrey]

My father's like, okay, you. You finished color. Now you have to place to.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

So I got lucky and I booked a commercial. When I started, I had an agent, I started auditioning for commercial. I got a McDonald's commercial and I got money for that.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Got my first studio apartment. And my father was so right.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

He goes, if you need something, you call us. We give you anything. You can come and grab. But you see, my father was literally going, you don't want to be get bringing women over. And your mother's like. My father was basically like, you want to be able to, you know, spend without your mother going, what is that noise? You know what I'm saying?

[Eldis]

Of course.

[Godfrey]

So it was like the greatest. My father was so. My parents were so great at just raising us at certain level. My old. I have older sister, young brother, but they were just so good at it.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know, you look back, you know, they spanked us and all that. But I'm like, they really tried their best.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And my father was right. Every. When I moved out, I go, I'm never coming back. And then when I would come back to hang out at my parents house, I'm like, I'm so happy. I'm out. This for sure. Because they would. My mother would work. My mother was like, why are you leaving? I go, I want to hang. I want to be out till two.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Without you going, where were you?

[Eldis]

Totally. No, my parents want. I mean, I live with my parents.

[Godfrey]

Right.

[Eldis]

Before I had a very pathetic year in college. Had it off campus, then I had to go back home. And that's sad, dude, when you're like 23. And I was like working. I was a paralegal, which I was not qualified to do. I was like a poli sci and writing. Okay, writing. But I was. Same way I knew I wanted to do comedy very quickly. And I had a very pathetic year of just living at home. My grandma's in the. Sharing a wall with my grandmother. I'm 23. It's so sad. And then I just convinced my friends to let me. I kind of scammed my way to a bedroom in a townhouse in Baltimore with like I said, I was like, just pay. Can I pay? All I can afford is 300amonth.

[Godfrey]

And they let it sounds like your situation. Is it the same way now?

[Eldis]

No, we're doing good now.

[Godfrey]

But you're always like hustling your way into living.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. This is a weird sublet. There. Some might, things might.

[Godfrey]

I don't want you to get to live normally. I want you to like hustle.

[Eldis]

I do.

[Godfrey]

I've never hustled this mansion.

[Eldis]

Yeah, I did. I do. I did get a six month hustle of a weird mansion. Now we can't say some odd things are afoot with this place.

[Godfrey]

I don't.

[Eldis]

I hope it's not going to come to legal stuff. So I'm not going to talk about it yet. But put this. Mark this down, folks. This. You might be remembering this moment for very hilarious revelations later. Life is pretty busy for me right now. I'm on tour, I'm shooting a show. We do the podcast every week and we are planning my next special. Things are a little all over the place. I realized cooking healthy meals on my own that wasn't going to happen. I need a little help. And that's where factor comes in. Factor doesn't ask you to meal prep or follow recipes. It just removes the entire problem. Two minutes. Real food done. You're not failing at healthy eating. You're failing at having three extra hours every night. Factor is already made by chefs, designed by dietitians and delivered right to your door. Factor meals are made with lean proteins, colorful vegetables, whole food ingredients and healthy fats. The stuff you'd make if you had the time. I love the cilantro chicken. That just hits the spot. Nice spicy corn, little rice and beans, some chicken breasts. I get my proteins, I get my fiber. It's a wonderful meal. Head to factor meals.com stavi50off and use code STAVI50OFF to get 50% off your first factor box. Plus free breakfast for one year. Offer onlyval for new factor customers with code and qualifying auto renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor folks. It's a new year, A time to tackle new challenges, to finally do what you always have been dreaming of doing. 2026 is the year to launch your business. The year you transform into an entreprene, a founder, a boss. One powerful move puts your future firmly in your hands. Starting a business with Shopify. Shopify gives you all the tools to easily build your dream store. Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates that you can customize to match your brand. Your swag marketing is built in to create email and social campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll. Shopify completely changed my online business. I used to sell my own merch. I had no way to really keep track of it. I was probably losing money on it. Now Stavi baby, our online store, selling our calendar, selling our T shirts, powered by Shopify has made has really been a way for us to make a ton of money. You're going to love it. It's expanded our business. It'll expand yours too in 2026. Stop waiting and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com go to shopify.com stavi that's shopify.com stavi S T A V V Y Hear the sound of your first sale this new year with Shopify by your side. What? So one thing I'm curious. What do they have you doing in the McDonald's commercial?

[Godfrey]

Oh, something about. Can you set me up? Yeah, tell us, stupid.

[Eldis]

No, I'm curious.

[Godfrey]

It was like something doing something from McDonald's. It's like can 99 cents. What can you give for 99 cents? And it's like. And get this. I can get that.

[Eldis]

Okay.

[Godfrey]

It was pretty fire man.

[Eldis]

I mean I remember the first truly we're in the right generation to really know your work as the Make7Up Yours guy. I mean that.

[Godfrey]

That was fun.

[Eldis]

Literally it's. You're cemented in my. And you've done so much cool shit and I've. And it was the. That was pre I me loving standup so I know like you were in my head before like I knew about Davitel just cuz you were like the seven up yours guy. And we love and that's classic when you're a kid. Yeah up yours telling people up yours as a fat child Jones. Yes. After Atlanta it's the rare time where you did the handoff. It was like to. As a children. Commercials are like movies to you.

[Godfrey]

Amazing.

[Eldis]

So to me I was like who the fuck is this guy? And then I'm like wait a second. He's got. By God he's got it. Because we were Orlando Jones fans too. Because he did. He went on to like do a bunch of shit too. So it was like I was like.

[Godfrey]

I remember.

[Eldis]

I actively remember being pissed they replaced him. And then you winning me over in commercials like you're. It's one of the first like pieces of media. I have a relationship commercial was.

[Godfrey]

I took my. The first one. I took my shirt off. Oh wow. I was it. I was in shape like a motherfucker. I took my shirt off off. The other. The other guy gone. It was a new. And they were like I was. And I remember not telling anybody when I got I shot. Yeah about 10 or 12 of them things. And I didn't say a word.

[Eldis]

Yeah yeah.

[Godfrey]

And then it came out. The phone was just like yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh you're the new guy going yeah man, I just saw you. You knew I was know because this is like for the culture totally. Growing up, my brother, my sister, we all knew commercial jingles like Pop Tarts to Tony the Tiger to. To Toys to Toys R Us to you know, McDonald. Because a lot jingles were big time. I was growing up Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola just.

[Eldis]

Well people watch TV so like they.

[Godfrey]

Watch only so many channels too. So commercials are major. And then you realize commercials are what keep these fucking shows on.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

But we always thought it was the shows that make to keep the commercial.

[Eldis]

You work your whole life to hopefully be able to sell fucking Ford Focuses to just give them shit to play while between. Between Ford Focuses and, like, toothpaste timing.

[Godfrey]

Of it, you go, oh, all right. In the evening, they sell cars for parents. Oh. And during the afternoon, it's housewives.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Diapers. And it's just brilliant. But I never realized it was the reverse. The commercials are the reason why these. And it'd be like, whatever, whatever. Sponsored by.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Crest.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Sponsored by Ba Ba Ba.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And to be in a commercial. The McDonald's was big. McDonald's one of the biggest franchises in history.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And I'm on a. That people up.

[Eldis]

That was awesome.

[Godfrey]

If you're.

[Eldis]

You're an open mic. They were.

[Godfrey]

If you was, like, super exciting, because I.

[Eldis]

Did you get off the McDonald's commercial?

[Godfrey]

I got. I was getting pussy before that.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Godfrey]

I mean, people recognize.

[Eldis]

It's like one woman sucked you off because it makes seven up yours. There had to be at least one.

[Godfrey]

Well, there was some seven up. You know, it was a little bit of that, you know, little bit of.

[Eldis]

You know what I'm saying?

[Godfrey]

Little bit of groupy, bubbly groupies.

[Eldis]

Is this where the Japanese woman. Is that where the Japanese woman found you?

[Godfrey]

Seven? I was like, it didn't want it in. But no, I. I mean, it was a combination of.

[Eldis]

Yeah, of course.

[Godfrey]

And then, you know, doing that, I'm like, I'm part of American. The American, you know.

[Eldis]

Yeah, for sure.

[Godfrey]

Culture. Like, I did McDonald's. I did, like, a couple commercials. Then I did the 7 up. One was the biggest because I always wanted to be a spokesperson for a brand. Like, what's his name for the insurance Dean. Whatever he does. He's like, I'm.

[Eldis]

I'm.

[Godfrey]

I'm havoc.

[Eldis]

He's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Accidents.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from 30 Rock who played.

[Godfrey]

He was.

[Eldis]

Who played. Yes, yes, yes. Still.

[Godfrey]

He's. Or the progressive lady. I've always wanted to. And I was able to do the 7Up for two years. And they sponsored MTV. So that's. I was doing stuff on MTV at the same time, hosting. I hosted, like, spring break twice with Carson Daly. I was in Miami and Mexico. It was to be on MTV at the time.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You kidding me, bro? What is. Was when MTV was awesome. Like, yeah, it was music. I mean, I was with Fat Joe and Missy. I mean, I was. I was like, this is incredible. Like, totally. I'm in the middle of all this. Cool.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

And you didn't get that much money at MTV. But I didn't get involved. It's MTV.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

You know, there was VJs. I couldn't. I wasn't a VJ, but I was part of it. Hey, what's up? It's spring break. We're gonna crown it. It was just.

[Eldis]

Oh yeah.

[Godfrey]

Awesome. Like dudes be like, yo, I saw you at spring break.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

It was badass.

[Eldis]

I remember when I went to. We had like our senior. We had a senior trip. Yeah. And they. It was like, you know, the Bahamas. Right. It was crazy. Yeah. And they bring in like, like truly a guy I'd never even heard of. The most tertiary, like not even tertiary, like Real World road rules guy. And that guy was a God amongst 18 year olds. A guy I didn't even know. It was just like. You just heard he was on the Real World.

[Godfrey]

Oh, was it Eric Nice. I don't know.

[Eldis]

I don't remember.

[Godfrey]

That's the first Real World was New York.

[Eldis]

No, no, this is like, dude, this is. Think about the most.

[Godfrey]

It's.

[Eldis]

I mean just a guy no one even knows.

[Godfrey]

Like there's Brad.

[Eldis]

Literally. And you know, I don't know if what he was up to was strictly legal. I don't know what Brad. I don't know if he was kind of the, you know, the celebrity guest with children. And let's just say he mingled. Let's just put it that way. You know, I don't want to get any. I don't want Brad's lawyers coming after me. A lot of it was fucked up, but at the same. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

But I'm just saying like that was the level of celeb before. Right before the Internet became. Everyone became a micro celebrity. There was a couple spigots.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

That you could let. You could turn on and be famous and yeah. For youth culture. MTV was.

[Godfrey]

Oh was kidding me. I met all the. And all the different rock size. Because I knew Gwen Stefani. I would see her, she was so nice to me all the time. She still always like, yo, what's a Rob. Rob Thomas from Matchbox. The nicest dude.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Holy. I knew him and his wife. We did a Mark Maron pilot. It was supposed to be like this British Never mind the Buzzcocks. It was supposed to be a British adaptation.

[Eldis]

And Mark Marin, that's the most British sounding thing I've ever heard in my life. Never mind the Buzzcuss.

[Godfrey]

You know those British love talk. Those talk shows.

[Eldis]

Oh yeah.

[Godfrey]

You think about this headline. Right, right, right. Well I'll just feel, you know it was going to be one of those. With Mark Marin. Yeah. So and just Rob Thomas. I just met like, Cool. It was just awesome to be part of. And then I got into VH1.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

From there, they wanted me on VH1 to do all that.

[Eldis]

Oh, hell yeah. The talking head.

[Godfrey]

I was one of the first guys.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

And they saw that when I warmed up, I. One time we were doing Spring Break Miami and it was hot as fuck. And in between, you know, they're doing makeup cars, so the kids are just sitting there and I just got on the mic. Start fucking with people.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Just fucking around. And I was. And everyone. And the dudes. One of the cameras, like, hey, man, you'd be great for talking. You know, you do stand up and. And you know, Busta Rhymes. Like, yo, that was dope.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

It was like, yo, you mad funny, son. So I was like, that's how I got the talking head. I love the 80s, all that. And yeah, man, I was just. And like, I said, money wasn't great, but it's the branding.

[Eldis]

Yeah. It's like, must have felt awesome just.

[Godfrey]

To be around was what I would. And I would. They would bring me in because I would make a joke about anything. I said, what's the subject? I don't give a. I just want to be. I want FaceTime.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And they'd be like, here, we gotta. I have a stack of subjects, whatever. Oh, and then I. And then I would edit in my head. All you need is excerpts and like that. I would. I didn't give a. What the subject was.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yo, I don't understand that.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And they'll just. Also, it's all about manipulating airtime.

[Eldis]

Also. It feels like back then you didn't worry about it being forever, right? Not at all.

[Godfrey]

Never.

[Eldis]

You were just like, I'll say whatever the fuck I want. I never won't be. Yeah, this won't be. I never think.

[Godfrey]

That's why people go, man, you're mad cool. Cuz everything is transient to me.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

If I'm in a movie and I. And I think I'm the hot shit, I go, no one's gonna give a fuck at some point.

[Eldis]

Yeah. So unless you're involved in an all time classic like soul playing, which is a bad. Which for real, we watched on the tour bus.

[Godfrey]

What a transition.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Nice segue.

[Eldis]

I have no other point. I'm just saying I love soul.

[Godfrey]

I'm gonna keep it 100 though. I'll keep it 100.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

That was so fun. It looked fun as hanging with snoop dogg for 10 days. What the are we talking about here?

[Eldis]

Tom Arnold's great in it.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, Tom Arnold. Method Man's in their live. Johnny Love, monique, everybody's in D.L. hugh Kevin Hart.

[Eldis]

Before, he was the most famous guy in the world.

[Godfrey]

I was. And I remember the audition. The audition was my. Even my. My agents at the time, William Morris, they were like, yo, there's this. There's this script. Ghetto as hell, but Snoop Dogg's attached.

[Eldis]

So I was like, awesome.

[Godfrey]

I was like, oh. But the funny thing is, I was at the writer's house for a party months before that, and they. Were they bringing up a.

[Eldis]

Let me guess. They were working really hard on it.

[Godfrey]

Right, Right.

[Eldis]

It was a guy with a outline.

[Godfrey]

On a napkin, some guy named Chuck something. And we're at this party, and he was like, yeah, he's writing this thing with Snoop Dogg. It's gonna be like a spoof on Airplane, Another thing, but of Urban one. And then it comes up, and I go, that might be the same they were talking about. And I went in and I said. They were like, so, what do you got? And I knew the. I knew the casting director. Name is Ulysses. Ulysses Love. That great brother was the director, Jesse Torero. Ulysses Torero, Jerry Torero. They're both from New York, guys. And he goes. I go. And I go, you know what? I'm gonna do an African dude. Cause everybody was in there going, fuck that shit.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

It was too much of the black American. I said. Said an African would be perfect because we bump heads anyway. Totally for comedy.

[Eldis]

And it was great, fantastic.

[Godfrey]

So I go in there and I just do some. And they were like. And I got the part in the room. They like, you know, you got the part. You got that? And I come out and everyone's like, what the did you do in there? Everyone's cracking up. And so the whole movie, I'm really improving everything.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I threw the script away, and they just rolled the cameras, and me and Snoop just bounced. I had Snoop in tears every day.

[Eldis]

Now, was it annoying when Michael Blackson comes around with the African voice? No.

[Godfrey]

Did you.

[Eldis]

And is he real? When you saw Mudasaka, were you like, there it go? I mean, there it goes.

[Godfrey]

Michael's my man. Michael's my guy. No, Michael is my buddy. That's my dude. Michael's a Ghanaian dude out of Philly.

[Eldis]

Okay. All right.

[Godfrey]

And he lived in Africa, though.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

He lived in Africa. He lived in Nigeria. He told me when he was younger. Younger. But he's a Philly guy, you know. And people go, is that his real accent? I mean, he talks properly, but I hear a little bit of it. African accent, but he's not this. Listen. Yeah, that was an exaggeration to. With people.

[Eldis]

When I was 20 and I saw like a video of him talking normally. It was like finding out Santa Claus isn't real.

[Godfrey]

I was like, what?

[Eldis]

I'm just. What? I watch this Master P straight straight to DVD classics.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eldis]

That's not his real voice.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, he's.

[Eldis]

That.

[Godfrey]

That's. That's him. He talks normal.

[Eldis]

That's very.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, but there's a little bit like certain things he says I still influence, you know, African influence.

[Eldis]

Because he actually lived there, of course.

[Godfrey]

And he goes to Ghana all the time.

[Eldis]

Oh, interesting.

[Godfrey]

And he opened up a school. Shout out to my man Michael Black.

[Eldis]

You know what I'm saying? That is pretty sick.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, he's open to school and everything.

[Eldis]

School's sick.

[Godfrey]

He'll always have a spot in my heart.

[Eldis]

Cuz he did skits on Chief Ke.

[Godfrey]

Chief Keith's Bang 3 mixtape, which are awesome. Just like interspersed, barely connected.

[Eldis]

No, I love that.

[Godfrey]

Hey, yeah, that.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Ass.

[Eldis]

That's awesome. Because, you know, like, Chief Keef was just sort of trying to recreate stuff he vaguely remembered from his childhood. Like. And he was like, whatever, dude, just figure it out. I love, I love the 90s. Skits are thought out, but the ones.

[Godfrey]

But some rappers just want you on there. Yeah, Like Ghostface. I'm friends with Go Face. I'm a Wu Tang head. Yeah, yeah. And Ghostface just calls me. I'm at the gym. Him and Ghost Face was like, yo, God, what's up, man? Where you at? We. I'm like, I'm in the gym, man. I need you to do some voiceover on my new album.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I was like, okay, when? Now. Yo, yo, yo, son, yo, just start you in, my man. And I had my buddy Rip Michaels, who does from Wild N Out. Rip Michaels, another Chicago comedian who's fantastic. He. So it's me and him on. On a three way, just ripping on each other. Yo, we record, man, start up and all of a sudden it's like, man, yo, you look like a. And they put it on a truck.

[Eldis]

Awesome. No audio engineer.

[Godfrey]

It's terrible. It's just like, next. Next song.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah. What. Which album is that? Which one was that?

[Godfrey]

This newest one. Oh, God.

[Eldis]

Okay.

[Godfrey]

It's the. It's it Supreme Clientele 2 or.

[Eldis]

Oh, whoa.

[Godfrey]

It's like one of the one of the newest ones.

[Eldis]

Okay.

[Godfrey]

And I was like, cool, man. And it's Ghost man.

[Eldis]

Yeah, you gotta do it.

[Godfrey]

Oh, yeah, I'm doing it because sometimes he goes, yeah, man. Sometimes I try to get people. Do they be charging me. I'm like, first of all, you're Ghostface Killer, man. I'll do it for free. I don't give a.

[Eldis]

Another. Another.

[Godfrey]

Great.

[Eldis]

He was great on 30 Rock too, when he's doing Jack Donaghy's Wine. Oh, Donaghy Vineyards or whatever. And it's Ghost Face. Ghostface is doing the Ghost Face. Doing the commercial for it. Anything.

[Godfrey]

Ghost Faces. Like when Colin Quinn goes, he's like, he's like, I don't understand these names. You know, it's like, it's, you know, these, these rapper names. Like, it's kind of weird if you had like a real estate broker that goes, hey, I just bought a house from Ghostface Killer.

[Eldis]

Yeah, it's awesome. Because Colin's like, I don't get rap culture joke is from 1996. It's like he would, he would have an aneurysm if he like rap culture culture. If he like knew what they were named now. Oh, like, what was that guy that was like Rugrat kid's name. Like, there's the.

[Godfrey]

You know, they got blue face, they got young boy, blue faces really been.

[Eldis]

Been put through the ringer.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

Oh, yeah. 1900 Rugrat. Just a white trash kid. That's not a name.

[Godfrey]

I, I don't, I don't think they, they just put, put. They do it.

[Eldis]

I think they do it on their screen names now. Like every rap, Every rap name sounds like a screen name from like.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, yeah, you know, it's. It sounds like one of those, those, those racist trolls.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

1900 rugrat. Hate this guy.

[Eldis]

1900 is not great. You don't want a number. You don't want a number. That was a year that segregation was in place. You want to get those numbers out if you're a white rapper.

[Godfrey]

1823, it.

[Eldis]

That's my note to 1900 Rugrat. I did hear one of his freestyles. It was pretty good. Elis was a big blue faced believer when we were in college. I remember Eldest said, and I quote, blue Face is a star. I really thought he was gonna go.

[Godfrey]

Up big in a big way. But then he just kind of went.

[Eldis]

Away to jail for a couple years.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, he went. He just got out again.

[Eldis]

Yeah, he's back. He's fat now. He's fat. Which I like. Yeah, I Like I like a skinny hot guy aging into a fat guy.

[Godfrey]

Welcome.

[Eldis]

Welcome to the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

[Godfrey]

Does he have an only fans too?

[Eldis]

Or maybe he like someone he was.

[Godfrey]

I don't know. Come on, dude.

[Eldis]

You're like, let's talk about the camera angles. Not the guy's actual eldest. Let's talk about. Let's talk about their nuts swinging.

[Godfrey]

I'm not with you on that one. He thought he's going to be like, yo, what do you.

[Eldis]

My Blueface really is a star. Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

But women like the guy. He seems like he just did. Club Shay Shay with Shannon Sharp.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. So that's. Now that's two titans. Two intellectual titans back and forth. I would love to see that. We gotta dial that up later.

[Godfrey]

Elvis Sharp. Like I'm with Blue Faith now.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

We're gonna welcome Club Shay Shay and Blueface. Can I ask you a question? What the does he have to ask Blueface now? Now I'm gonna ask you this question. Where did you get blue. Where did the blue face come from?

[Eldis]

Hey, listen, super bowl champion with the Ravens.

[Godfrey]

No, first of all he got three rings. Don't get it twisted. Shannon Sharp.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Change the position of the.

[Eldis]

Absolutely.

[Godfrey]

Brother Sterling. If he didn't have a back injury. They were the coldest. And when you meet Shadow, you go. Yeah, let me not talk. No, that big.

[Eldis]

No, totally.

[Godfrey]

But he's a cool dude. But he. People understand his. His quarterback was John Elway.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Trent Dilfer. He won a Super bowl always with the Ravens.

[Godfrey]

Over was pretty.

[Eldis]

Yeah, listen, we won the Super Bowl.

[Godfrey]

That's. No, listen, I was a fan. Ed Reed, all those cats.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Ray Lewis.

[Eldis]

The Ray Lewis. This is before Ed Reed.

[Godfrey]

But yes, I, I, I like the Ravens. I like them.

[Eldis]

It's just very funny what Shannon Sharp's post gay like playing career has become like how he became essentially the black Joe Rogan. Like damn. For a second. Like for a second. Now obviously he doesn't. He's not. He doesn't put out as much stuff. But when someone wants to go to like, I mean it really is. It has a high ceiling like that. I mean the fucking Cat Williams was one amazing. It's insane.

[Godfrey]

It went. It, it was one of the skyrocketed. His crazy cuz Cat Williams.

[Eldis]

How did that happen?

[Godfrey]

Taking no prisoners.

[Eldis]

Exactly.

[Godfrey]

He was the dog and other comedians he was talking about Mother. I don't know if it was true or not. It was wonderful and it's.

[Eldis]

And trying to see Shannon try and like, keep up.

[Godfrey]

He was like, no, Cat. Come on, man.

[Eldis]

He's so you.

[Godfrey]

You got to be lying. You lying. Come on. K goes. I told you the truth is going to be going to be called out. He's doing that cat, like.

[Eldis]

Trying to parse Cat Williams like quasi mystical. Like he's not.

[Godfrey]

He's like a mysterious like a guy fictitious little figure.

[Eldis]

It's like you encounter a mage on a rock who gives you a riddle. Yes. You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

He's one of those follow the Y the road around, go twice around the trail tree. When I saw him talk on that, he would always remind me of like my grandma telling me some old like crazy.

[Eldis]

He's like rubbing his.

[Godfrey]

Hilarious. Is that a lot of his. He said came into fruition?

[Eldis]

Yeah. No, he's smart. The.

[Godfrey]

The downfalls of certain people. Yep. He called that out. And then every time these people fell all those memes of Cat Williams like.

[Eldis]

I mean, come on.

[Godfrey]

I mean, yeah. Cat's the man Cat. He's just what Cat is. It's just a phenomenal like, damn. This guy has made himself this entity of knowledge and gangster and just a combination of cool. Like I love. I love when have that Totally. Just see him anywhere.

[Eldis]

Totally.

[Godfrey]

He just appears. I just. He was just on Michelle Obama's podcast.

[Eldis]

Oh my God. Really? I haven't seen that glasses. So sick.

[Godfrey]

I'm so in really well spoken.

[Eldis]

Of course.

[Godfrey]

And he's smart and he's dope and. And whether you believe him or not, this is entertaining entities.

[Eldis]

I mean that's awesome. The backwards. He put on his formal backwards Cat.

[Godfrey]

He's with Michelle.

[Eldis]

He's the man, dude.

[Godfrey]

Michelle Obama's from Chicago. He's the man, dude. He's the man. And you can't. I'm not mad at it. And he's interesting. I watch him.

[Eldis]

Absolutely. Time entity is a great way to put it. He's an ethereal being.

[Godfrey]

He really is. What. Regardless of how you feel about him, you can't keep your eyes off the guy 100%. You got. What does he got to say? I want to see what he says. And he.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

And in terms of the specials, I mean some of the best specials.

[Godfrey]

The best specials. He's one of the greatest. Period. That's what it is.

[Eldis]

I just. Yeah. It just that. It just is so funny that.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

I mean also everyone. Michelle. Too many people. We gotta stop with podcasting. Michelle Obama should not lower herself to podcasting. That's fucking insane, dude.

[Godfrey]

Everybody at my podcast got a podcast. It's tough, dude. And there's a podcast called Everybody in Their Mother.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And sometimes when I get my DMs, in the DMs, everyone has a fucking. They'd be like, it would be a privilege to have you on my podcast.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, ugh. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I'm like, you know what happened? You know why people got to order microphones on Amazon?

[Eldis]

Yeah. It's too readily available.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. It was the. That's why I say it about drug dealing. It wasn't the drugs. It was the big ass North Face coats. That's what caused drug dealing.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Because I bought a North face coat, a big one, like some years ago. I was like, this shit is so fucking warm. And they have the pockets right here.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

I was like, it's meant for drugs. Like just being on the block. Like, what's good, baby? You know, the wires. Like, yo, what's up? So, got that rock, baby. Got that rock.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Yep. Absolutely.

[Godfrey]

It was the coats. Nice thin leather jackets or windbreakers. Wouldn't do no drugs.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Those big coats. Yeah. I be like, yo, I got rocks right here, baby. Got this right in here.

[Eldis]

So because of how weather proofed it was, you might as well be on crack all day. Yeah. Did you ever. What's the most criminal thing you dabbled in?

[Godfrey]

Do you ever stealing in college?

[Eldis]

Yeah. Some classic stealing.

[Godfrey]

College. Stealing, like college sweatshirts. My friends who work at the store, they go, yo, I'm there from four to eight, bro.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, come in.

[Godfrey]

You know what I mean? I'm going. Go in the back. Don't forget to get me Double X.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure.

[Godfrey]

We would do that.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

Classic stealing books. Yeah. Because books were expensive as.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

So I. I had friends, like, I'm at the bookstore. This is why get me that Thermodynamics joint. I had like organic chemistry. I had all. They were expensive. I was like, so I'm snap. You know, we had these.

[Eldis]

We were good at that. Were you like, did the science really?

[Godfrey]

Oh, you mean at science? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good at science. Yeah. Nigerians are smart as fuck.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. But math, I was. I wish I was really damn good at math. I'm all right.

[Eldis]

That pisses you off to this day.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. I still got to see the teachers.

[Eldis]

Okay. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Interesting. I still do this.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Mean, I'm bad at math.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. I. I wish I was like, like my ex girlfriend, she's a genius. She's applied chemistry, applied calculus type. Oh, wow. She's fine. She just.

[Eldis]

That's, that's the level of understanding math that is like beyond my comprehension.

[Godfrey]

Language that not everybody understands. And I think you and the people are born with that. Yeah, it's a level of like. Yeah, because math is everything. The reason why we can sit on these chairs is because the math is what?

[Eldis]

Right.

[Godfrey]

You know what I mean? The reason why. I guess the reason why. No.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. No, listen, think about it. You're sitting on this chair.

[Eldis]

It's weight bearing.

[Godfrey]

Weight bearing.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

It's all math.

[Eldis]

Great point.

[Godfrey]

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[Eldis]

We do, we have.

[Godfrey]

Go ahead.

[Eldis]

No, I was going to say I'd love to take this perspective because we have callers, we have our listeners here. They've put in some voicemails. So they're going to ask us, and you're a man with a wealth of experience, are they listening right now? No, no, no. They called in. They've already left voicemails for me, just for whatever guest. But I do think we want to get this. But we want your perspective with these callers right now. And we should say in the middle point of the, of the podcast, you got a special out.

[Godfrey]

Yes. It's called Rebel with a Pause.

[Eldis]

Rebel.

[Godfrey]

Rebel with the Cause.

[Eldis]

Rebel with a Pause.

[Godfrey]

Rebel with Public Enemy.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Rebel with a Cause because I took it from the Jimmy Dean movie Rebel Without Cause.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And I just thought because I feel like a rebel because I've always been kind of left out of a lot of shit. Just in the comedy game.

[Eldis]

Yes.

[Godfrey]

Hey, how come you're not on this? Okay. Well, they didn't want me, you know.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You talk about. So, yeah, so. And people had like a projection of how, where I would be as far as this business. And they were like, man, what the. I go, dog. I'm just myself.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I'm not the right black dude for them. They're black people. Judd Apatow put this black. Craig Robinson, who I came up with in Chicago, they put this. They picked Jay Farrell. I don't know.

[Eldis]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I just try to do more. One thing I take pride in is being a really good comedian. I want to be really good. I don't want to be Okay. I don't. I feel bad as an athlete. I feel bad if I get something because I was okay.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I want people to go, well, yeah, he fucking deserves it. That's me. I believe in meritocracy, you know, And I want to be really good at what I do. I think comedy, you should be good at that. It's hard as. And when you're good at it, you should be rewarded.

[Eldis]

Yeah, you should try.

[Godfrey]

I don't think you should be rewarded if you're trashing comedy. You should not be rewarded.

[Eldis]

Well, that's a.

[Godfrey]

You should not.

[Eldis]

That's just not how the world works.

[Godfrey]

I know.

[Eldis]

Yeah, I know that. I know.

[Godfrey]

I totally just say that. I know that. And so it's subjective. And they go, it's subjective. Yeah, yeah. Beauty's subjective, too.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

There's. And not. Shut the up. You know what I mean?

[Eldis]

Right?

[Godfrey]

Beyonce's homie hot. It's not really my type, but she's pretty.

[Eldis]

Of course.

[Godfrey]

You know what I mean? I'd rather have a certain type of woman. But they're all hot.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

It's like, in the whole scheme of hot. What the fuck are you talking about? Beyonce's fine.

[Eldis]

We can fit.

[Godfrey]

Yes, but he might not be my type. I'll go for this one instead. Maybe, you know, it was like, oh, I like this person, or I like Janelle Monae or whatever, whatever. But in comedy, I want to hear that shit. You know what I'm talking about? You're a funny guy.

[Eldis]

I do know what you're talking about.

[Godfrey]

You're a funny guy.

[Eldis]

I know what you're talking about. Where it's like, yeah, you.

[Godfrey]

You.

[Eldis]

You have to be the best at what you do now. The older I've gotten, the more I'm like, some just isn't for me, and I'll stop hating on it.

[Godfrey]

And I get it.

[Eldis]

But when I was younger, I'd be like, only, you know, specific joke writing and this kind of. But the older I get, the more I'm like, you know, there's some that I would have considered like that. I'm like. People that suck need some idiots need to laugh too. You know what I mean? Sometimes I feel that way.

[Godfrey]

People that suck in the different types of comedy.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You got one liner comics. You got. I mean look at like carrot time. He's fire when it comes to the props. I don't know how he comes up with this. I laugh. I go, that was funny.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

He's really he and he. That's his thing.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

But there's some sucky prop.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

There's like this. What do you call this?

[Eldis]

Boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Carrot Top with a yo had a whole joint. There's sucky musical comics.

[Eldis]

You want to be the best at your thing. I.

[Godfrey]

There's that subjective.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You are whack at that. You're whack at that. You're whack at the puppet. There's whack puppeteers. You're garbage dog. Man. Keep that up here, baby. Keep that up here, boy. You don't know how to move that puppet. The. You cheating right here.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Moving your mouth right. Good. I don't know who's who.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know what I mean?

[Eldis]

I know you mean there's technical ability.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. As a stand up. There are a of lot of bums them.

[Eldis]

I agree.

[Godfrey]

Men and women that are trash that are on TV and all this other. And I know women and men that are fire that I go, how is this person not there? Yeah. I was. And their styles are different. May not be for me, but I like what they're doing.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know what I mean?

[Eldis]

I know what you mean.

[Godfrey]

Go. I not really like that style. But they're good at it.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

So I don't want to hear that.

[Eldis]

I mean I get. I get the. I get the annoyance for sure. Because liking meritocracy see the world just so clearly doesn't work that way.

[Godfrey]

You know, Trump should just run comedy.

[Eldis]

Yeah. He's done a great job with everything.

[Godfrey]

So bad that was so bad. Can you believe it? I can't believe you even have a special.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I can't believe it. Who gave him our special that was so bad.

[Eldis]

I think he sort of is. I don't know if you see what's. You know. Yeah. Like there's a lot of stuff that aligns with Trump kind of the was selling out and you know, listen.

[Godfrey]

But the right wing like some of these comics are getting all right. And now they. Now they want to get on black people. I Go. But we were with. We were hanging out with you.

[Eldis]

Yeah, it's very. It's pathetic.

[Godfrey]

I mean, yeah, it's careerist, but my thing is, why are you going into the woods and on black people?

[Eldis]

Well, it goes back to what you're saying about, like, it's a lack of meritocracy. These people are not good. No, they understand that. Like, almost all these conservative figures started wanting to just be famous. Ben Shapiro wanted to be a screenwriter. I mean, that's real. And all these people wanted to be famous, and they realized they don't have the goods. And so then they. Then they decide, oh, well, no one's catering to these. And there's a lot of them. There's a lot of, you know, there's him.

[Godfrey]

All of those guys look like they'd be pushed in the bushes at school.

[Eldis]

Oh, I mean, those guys are just pathetic. I mean.

[Godfrey]

Shut up, McAffrey.

[Eldis]

It does get to a point where you're like. Like, is this what happens when bullying doesn't happen? You know, there's a little bit.

[Godfrey]

Bring it back.

[Eldis]

But, yeah, there's. There's a whole type of. Yeah, the. The. The pure racism comics engaging with that.

[Godfrey]

It's.

[Eldis]

It's. I'm done. Like, I don't even want to discuss it with them because it's like, once you engage, you're a idiot. You're so stupid.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

And it's like. And. And this is the problem with comedy's got to the point we'll move on, because I hate talking about comedy, but it's like, people don't care about. About being funny. They care about being successful and being rich. And so a lot of them see it as a smart market play. There's a big market to the. To. To conservatives who want to. On immigrants and on, you know, trans people. So why. And I don't have the jokes to just be funny, so why don't I make that pivot?

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

And it's. And they. The same. The same guys who were sucking Trump off, maybe they weren't huge supporters of his politics, but they saw it as an opportunity to court his fan base, and they put that over. It's so pathetic to be a freedom of speech guy and then be like, well, I support Trump. It's like, are you a. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

Just because you can. Because you'll be able to say the N word and you'll be able to say, like, that's. He's gonna put. He's talking about jailing journalists. That's not freedom. We don't matter. Comedians really think we matter.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

We don't. We don't matter at all.

[Godfrey]

True.

[Eldis]

It's like journalists journalism matters so much more. More. And like look what's happening. It's fucking CBS where it's like it's just that dumb. Barry Weiss is just basically doing Trump's. You know.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

It's just. It's just become an arm of the Trump propaganda. But yeah, it's fucking pathetic.

[Godfrey]

It's. I think it's gonna crash, but I. I do gonna fall within.

[Eldis]

We started plugging your special and talked about how bad comedy is Rebel with cause let me. And you're truly. I'm a huge fan. You're so. You're a hilarious and alleged.

[Godfrey]

And.

[Eldis]

And you. You're great as a stand up but it's like I don't think you get enough credit as a comedic actor too. I mean you're fucking. I love John Southside. That's a very underrated show. You were fucking great on that Chicago guys. Yes. Those guys are so funny.

[Godfrey]

We put.

[Eldis]

Zuri was in my movie. We put her in let's start a cult because I love that show so much. But anyway, check out the special.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. And I raised money on my own for it. I did it on my own because I wasn't a plus.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Yeah. But self funded.

[Godfrey]

We. In January 14th we. It was released in theaters.

[Eldis]

Oh nice.

[Godfrey]

We did a whole theater run.

[Eldis]

Yeah, dude.

[Godfrey]

Sold out around the country in some place like Atlanta, Chicago. It was. It did really well. So I'm gonna. It's gonna be a re release.

[Eldis]

Okay.

[Godfrey]

Again it's first week of February.

[Eldis]

All right, nice.

[Godfrey]

It's gonna be an amc.

[Eldis]

We'll put this out first week of February.

[Godfrey]

Okay. AMC Alamo Drafthouse, Sinopolis, Cinemark and Movie Grill. Wherever your local theaters are in America. We will be re releasing it for about a week because we did really well.

[Eldis]

Cool.

[Godfrey]

So my producer Rachel Frazier, she just came up, said all of that the regular way to do it.

[Eldis]

That's awesome.

[Godfrey]

We're gonna do it screen, you know, because. Screen. Because movies industry is weak.

[Eldis]

It is.

[Godfrey]

And they want some quality shit and they go a stand up special.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

And it worked out.

[Eldis]

Go see it. I mean. Yeah, we'll give us the dates. We'll put it out the week of.

[Godfrey]

Or the week before the first week of February, you know and yeah man. Wherever With a cause. And you go to my website godfreylive.com to. For information. And you go to my Instagram Godfrey Comic and you'll click the links and all that. But yeah, we're gonna re release that again because it did well. And so we have a different plan. Stepping outside the box. That's where the rebel comes from. Because it's. That's the story of my career.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Him do it a different way. Okay. And I want to say a shout out to Will. I am from Black Eyed Peas, who gave me funding. Shaq. Shaquille O' Neal was backing me up.

[Eldis]

Hell yeah.

[Godfrey]

And my GoFundMe for my fans.

[Eldis]

Great combo.

[Godfrey]

And a guy named Will.

[Eldis]

I am in Shaq.

[Godfrey]

Another guy named Rodrigo Silva, who was just a venture capitalist. Dude was a big fan of mine. Really came through with my. And I'm hell, yeah. And now that I've done it independently, it's. My attitude is so different than now. I go, oh, I know how to do this now. I have people around me who know how to get money. And they go, if you need money again, let us know. I'm like, oh, great. So, yeah.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Well, go watch it. Support independent creators. That's huge. Yeah, go watch it, guys. We'll put the. We'll pull all the info out with.

[Godfrey]

The Rebel with the cause.

[Eldis]

Rebel with the cause, baby. Let's take some calls. El this. What do we got? It's not playing God. Eldis, you're blowing it, man.

[Godfrey]

You got all nervous.

[Eldis]

Yeah, he does. He honestly had stopped doing this, and he started again recently. For a year and a half, he did this every time. Because we're back on the tv.

[Godfrey]

I will make excuses. Let's go with it.

[Eldis]

You immediately. Your immediate instinct was to make an excuse. And by the way, that's not. That's not an excuse excuse. Oh, because we can see it, you idiot. You know this is going to happen. We didn't. Didn't catch you by surprise.

[Godfrey]

I love that you still have your Christmas tree up.

[Eldis]

Yeah, well, I figured I'll take it down when I'm moving. I should take it down.

[Godfrey]

Merry Christmas.

[Caller]

Hi. I. I, El. High esteemed guest. Okay, so I have a boxing instructor. And I'm gonna be honest. The first thing he said to me is that he loves brolic white women.

[Eldis]

Nice.

[Caller]

And I am one of those, of course. So we train, like every week, and he gives me a deal, but I also pay to, like, use the gym, even though I live above my means already. And I have an Equinox membership that's over 300amonth, so I pay 50 every time I see him. Sometimes I just try to sneak in the gym I'll just like, look at them like the front desk person. Be like, hello. And pretend I have a membership. I do not have a membership at this gym. And I'm paying 50 times every time I see him. Another 25 to 30 to enter this gym. I. I do just want to. I love the idea of just being able to. I love Mike Tyson and I like to the idea of like beating someone up. And I would like to get into a fight, like a professional one. Not to. Maybe a street fight. I don't know. Someone plays their cards right, so it's awesome, I guess. My question is, my boxing instructor has been sending me videos of women that he has sex with and ask me for nudes sometimes. I don't really know what to do about.

[Eldis]

Where the did that come from?

[Caller]

He wants to set me up.

[Eldis]

She's talking about her budgeting her gym.

[Godfrey]

I was wondering when that was coming.

[Eldis]

Yes, yes, because. Leave.

[Godfrey]

Leave him alone. Because if he's hooking you up, making deals with you, he's gonna. He goes, I love Brolic White women.

[Eldis]

I mean, he's trying to. It is crazy to be a trainer and immediately be like, I like to people exactly like you, by the way. Anyway, hit the heavy bag for five minutes.

[Godfrey]

Get you real tight so I can smash that ass.

[Eldis]

Ready?

[Godfrey]

Let's go, Spritz. It's like, I love Brolic White when that's like. He likes. Yeah. I go mine this. Stop going there. Yeah. Unless you like this. You like this attention. Get the out of there. I'm at Equinox. Yeah, go to Equinox.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

A lot of gay dudes there. No one wants you there.

[Eldis]

Totally, totally.

[Godfrey]

Just you know what I mean?

[Eldis]

So. Yeah, it's also a great. A crazy move. He. He sends her videos of women. He.

[Godfrey]

That's just. First of all, that's a wild move. Yeah, that's violation. This is the problem. That's why women are so afraid of all kinds of now. Because you can't. The world is a little different now. It's dudes like that that make guys like me go, oh, how you doing? Ah, they're afraid of everything because of stupid shits like that. Why would you show. What the. That's just socially.

[Eldis]

That's a wild move. Well, let's. Let's let. Let's. There's a little more. I'll need to do like a tiny clarification. Okay, go ahead.

[Caller]

But he does say that he. He wants to set me up with some of the butch lesbians that he knows.

[Godfrey]

And.

[Caller]

And I kind of. Kind of also want the idea of a woman that could beat the out of me to have sex with me.

[Eldis]

So this lady's awesome.

[Caller]

I feel like whichever way I go, I'm losing, but I'm also winning.

[Eldis]

So am I a winner of both.

[Caller]

Of them right now? What should I do?

[Eldis]

And I'll just.

[Caller]

Don't let Stu be so mean to you. I know.

[Eldis]

Lloyd, shut up.

[Caller]

An employer being mean to you.

[Godfrey]

I think she's an ugly chick. She just has maybe a decent body. She's an ugly chick. No hot chicks talking like that.

[Eldis]

In the longer version of the call, her question basically was, should I fuck this butch lesbian he's trying to set me up with? Should I fuck him? She doesn't know what to do.

[Godfrey]

She's not leaning one way or the other.

[Eldis]

I say fuck both. Yeah. She seems to be out for an adventure, right?

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

She likes what she's doing. She does seem to like the attention. She's not. She's not mad. Right, Right. So I would say start with the lesbian. Cuz this guy's going to you no matter what.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

Right. There's nothing you can do to make this guy not set up. They're going to her.

[Godfrey]

They're all going to come together and Smash. He's like, let me set you up with my girl. She's like, oh, is this the rollick one you was talking about? Hell yeah, that's the one.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Oh, she nice, right? Yeah. That's how the talk is when they try to do a threesome, right? She dope, right? Good stock, baby.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, she is good stock.

[Eldis]

That's interesting. That's very interesting.

[Godfrey]

They're setting it up, man.

[Eldis]

Yeah, listen. Yeah, just have a good. You seem to be enjoying this. Your way out of this situation because financially it's not solvent here. You pay this much money every. You pay 75 bucks every time just to work out this guy on top of your Equinox membership. Too much, Get. Get dicked down, eat some, get free whatever you want. Want, and then move on. I think that would be. But this seems fun. You seem like you're having a good time. Yeah, it seems cool. I would love the concept of some like, jacked trainer lady sucking me off. Sounds awesome. If I. If we're flipped here now. I don't. I guess I. I guess if we're flipping it, I'd have to. Her gay friend. Her twink friend.

[Godfrey]

Whoa, whoa.

[Eldis]

I'm just trying to.

[Godfrey]

Whoa.

[Eldis]

I'm trying to make an equivalency.

[Godfrey]

Who let's look.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Whoa.

[Eldis]

I'm just trying to. I'm trying to be fair here. I wouldn't want to.

[Godfrey]

I would choose camera angles, buddy.

[Eldis]

Yeah, that is true now at the same time. I mean.

[Godfrey]

But you can't. Nah. Hell, you've done threesomes before.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. With two girls. Two girls.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Not interested in another guy in the mix?

[Godfrey]

No, fuck all that.

[Eldis]

I just don't want the. For me, it's more of a. I really prefer to be the center of attention. I don't want to compete with another man.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

But I have friends who've looked at it as a team building exercise with the guy. I feel like.

[Godfrey]

Team building exercise. That's how they get you. What the fuck? You're butt naked. I'm butt naked. Where is the team building here?

[Eldis]

I think they. And I feel like Greek people. Greek dudes, like villagers would like women together. And even in high school, I mean, I feel like in Baltimore kids were doing that and it really was like. For the bros activity. It was like they were. They were straight but wanted a type of intimacy.

[Godfrey]

They were, weren't.

[Eldis]

They weren't by the letter of the spectrum.

[Godfrey]

God damn it. Spectrum, bro. I am pure 100 heterosexual. Get the. Out the room.

[Eldis]

Yeah. So you're not interested in a. In a two guy, one woman?

[Godfrey]

No.

[Eldis]

Yeah, me neither.

[Godfrey]

But running train. Right?

[Eldis]

That's what I'm saying. The train. The. The idea of running a train. You would say that. That is sort of gay is what you're saying. Almost.

[Godfrey]

Unless it would have to be. Be, you know, one at a time. You leave. Your turn. Not. Yo. Yeah, yo. Going in there. Hell yeah. Let's go. Let's do that.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

That. Who is this towards, bro? Yeah, yeah. Come on.

[Eldis]

Get that.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, man. They're like this, yo. I gotta keep it hard, baby.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I'm like. Could you not stare at me? The. Out of here.

[Eldis]

I'm with you.

[Godfrey]

I'm.

[Eldis]

I'm not interested at all.

[Godfrey]

Hell no.

[Eldis]

I need. I would like it to be two women.

[Godfrey]

Two women. That's it.

[Eldis]

Which is pretty cool.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

I'm on the record. That is pretty sick. But yeah, both. Both these people. You're fine.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

I'm happy for you. You seem like you're. If I get the vibe that she's kind of doing a late in life sexual, like coming of age.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. She's like brolic.

[Eldis]

Maybe she got jacked recently. Hot.

[Godfrey]

But I don't think she's hot. She's in between mean, like sure.

[Eldis]

Because she's enjoying this attention. She's brolic and she's experienced and she's.

[Godfrey]

Experiencing probably like pasty but just like.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like jacked women interest.

[Godfrey]

You probably did like the CrossFit, right? Those kind. You said jacked women. I like the bikini fitness.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure.

[Godfrey]

Natural. The ones that are natural. I like that. I like girls in shape. I love that.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I love girls. What about you?

[Eldis]

I mean, I. I'm pretty, you know, I'm interested in whatever. Honestly.

[Godfrey]

You don't give a. You like thicker?

[Eldis]

I like thick girls. I like big titties.

[Godfrey]

You know, classic. Like big titties.

[Eldis]

I like like this.

[Godfrey]

I like the big titties right down the middle. Give me big titties big buddy. Like big titties. Sound like a cop.

[Eldis]

He's like this.

[Godfrey]

Hey, what do you do like a big titties with a side of fries.

[Eldis]

There's definitely a multiverse.

[Godfrey]

I like my heroes in my.

[Eldis]

Feed me some pork and with some fat tits. Suck me off.

[Godfrey]

You know me. I like the big three.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

What are those called in Greek?

[Eldis]

Visia.

[Godfrey]

Visia.

[Eldis]

Vis. Yeah, yeah. Is there.

[Godfrey]

Is there like a slang word or is it just visia?

[Eldis]

I.

[Godfrey]

You know, you guys go.

[Eldis]

There probably is. I have to be. That's the funny thing about being an immigrant. I'm sure you know it too. It's like your slang is kind of old fashioned because it's the immigrants that you're around.

[Caller]

Right.

[Eldis]

So I need to go back to Greece and figure out. I think means like boobs. But I wonder if there. There's got to be.

[Godfrey]

There's got to be a newer one. Oh, they would call it.

[Eldis]

In Albanian. It's. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

It's almost like tits.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Means naked kid. That's like slang. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You said what. How far is Albania from Greece on the border or. Next.

[Eldis]

We have ancient intra intro. European white racism.

[Godfrey]

But there's a lot of Greek, Indo. Greek. Greeks were all up in Africa too.

[Eldis]

Really?

[Godfrey]

Yeah. North.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

They came up in that.

[Eldis]

Boo the Greeks. Relax.

[Godfrey]

Eldis racism.

[Eldis]

Relax Albanian, you piece of.

[Godfrey]

Albanians and Greece are fighting.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're you know, there's. They're below us. They're sub. They're sub Greeks and they know it.

[Godfrey]

Sub Greeks want to be Greek. I always thought that Greeks always were. Want to be Italians in America. No.

[Eldis]

How dare. Godfrey. We're having a good time. There's no reason to say something that inflammatory like this.

[Godfrey]

I'm greedy.

[Eldis]

First of all, Italians. Oh no more overrated type of person. If it wasn't for Martin Scorsese. Italians are nothing. If it wasn't for a four mob movies. They really are absolutely nothing.

[Godfrey]

No goodfellas. No.

[Eldis]

You take away good fellas. Casino, you know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

Sopranos.

[Eldis]

You three movies in a TV show and you're nothing. Okay, you stole our whole. The Roman Empire stole everything from Greece. Our whole, our gods, the whole flow.

[Godfrey]

Roman took that. And then Greeks took from Africa. The Egyptians, sure.

[Eldis]

Well, all right, we got to get into this.

[Godfrey]

I went like this. I think you're wrong, brother. Your information is off. And that's the problem. You guys like to skew the truth. And that's why I came on here star bro. Cause I knew that. And your Greek you stole from Egypt. This has been a ploy. This whole time I was with you with the comedy, but I knew that if I came with the correct history.

[Eldis]

Here we go.

[Godfrey]

Here we go.

[Eldis]

We got here.

[Godfrey]

You being from Baltimore in math.

[Eldis]

Okay, fine.

[Godfrey]

Cuz you come from a black city and they should have taught you that in Baltimore.

[Eldis]

Ah, the mummies were doing calculus, I guess. Okay, fine. They were stripping it off and writing equations on the around their head.

[Godfrey]

And that's the problem. You don't understand. That was a code, brother.

[Eldis]

Oh, beautiful. I would honestly pay to see the real version of that argument. Some Greek diner guy. Yeah, that's good stuff. Next question. Eldest.

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[Godfrey]

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[Godfrey]

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[Godfrey]

Hey savvy.

[Caller]

Big, big fan, you know, long time, first time, whatever the fuck the saying is. Anyways, got a question for you. Very interesting situation I think I'm in right now. Okay, basically, me, I've been really good friends with this lesbian couple since high school. Like we all went to school together and I was around for when they got together. And basically, you know, I've always just been platonic friends with them. Like, no, like, never wanting anything. But like, as a guy being a friend of like a lesbian couple, there's always a little thought, I guess in the back of my head of like, like, what if they ever ask for a threesome? Or what if that ever happens. I know it never will. It probably never will, but it's always thought in my head, first of all.

[Eldis]

What kind of lesbians are these? I have some lesbian couples I've never considered. They're very clearly not independent. No, no, there's more. I'm just kind of roasting him in the middle of it.

[Godfrey]

These have long.

[Eldis]

They're lengthy.

[Godfrey]

Tough dissertation.

[Caller]

Anyway, I kind of had like a situation like that. They reached out to me and they were like, hit me with the like, hey, just want to ask you a question. And I'm like, oh, shit, is it happening? And basically they go, we wanted to know if you would be our sperm donor baby. And I don't know how I would feel about that because I basically, that would be my firstborn child technically. Like, so he.

[Eldis]

You're worried about his inheritance. He's gonna fucking take over your fucking pogs or whatever the fuck you have.

[Caller]

But I really like these. Despite everything, these are like some of my closest friends and I've known him for a long time.

[Eldis]

But you secretly want.

[Caller]

I don't know if I feel comfortable with them. It also, I would never do this, but would it be up to ask them? Like, yeah, I'll do it. But like, maybe we just do this old fashioned. Because of course what they said was like, I would have to do a bunch of like paperwork and I would have to like get my genes tested and like, thanks for thinking of me.

[Eldis]

As the father of your kids. Like, kind of like, can I propose raping you? Sort of, yeah. Can my, can my payment be A sexual assault. Salt. Hey, I know you wanted me to jack off to a. I mean, go ahead.

[Godfrey]

First of all, wondering whether a lesbian couple is going to. With you is just a Go get girls that want to guys.

[Eldis]

Also, he says they're his closest friends.

[Godfrey]

It's close. Like, what he's. It just.

[Eldis]

It's nuts.

[Godfrey]

You're in the path of the most resistance.

[Eldis]

What are you doing?

[Godfrey]

Go to where women like fuck dudes. Like, I never go into my lesbian friends going, oh, man, I feel like really having a difficult time.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Lesbians being. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Why you on that?

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Why would you do that? Like, and then to be a donor. Yeah. Why not be a sperm fucking donor, dude.

[Eldis]

I know him. We've. This has kind of come up on.

[Godfrey]

The show because you're jerking off to them anyway.

[Eldis]

Yeah. We talking about it being his firstborn child technically. And it's like, again, not really.

[Godfrey]

Not really? No.

[Eldis]

If you. If they adopt this kid, I mean, look, do the paperwork.

[Godfrey]

So you're not.

[Eldis]

So you're not legally. So you don't want them to be like child support or whatever.

[Godfrey]

Right.

[Eldis]

But if the. All they're saying is you're really close to. We don't know that you've been harboring this weird sexual fantasy. You've been wanting to take our men's jeans off us and eat our pussies. You've been wanting to get our carpenter cut boot. Our boot cut jeans off of us and our overalls. But like, they just. That's not. I go back to thinking, that's not your kid. I mean, I know obviously biologically it is, but it's like they like you enough to want to genetically.

[Godfrey]

And they tested. They said test you out, see if you're healthy and they don't actually breed someone like you who asks dumbass questions. Socially inept idiot. Yeah, yeah.

[Eldis]

It's also very. Like, again, I think about my. My lesbian friend couples and like, that's not. Of all the threesomes I've wanted.

[Godfrey]

Right, right.

[Eldis]

It's not like a. A girl in overall baking a quiche and her wife who looks exactly like me. You know what I mean? Like, that's not the two people I want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

Who's your barber?

[Eldis]

Yeah, so that's. I mean, I get. I don't know, maybe. Maybe these are too femme or maybe this guy's into that. Who knows?

[Godfrey]

Interesting. That's an interesting perspective.

[Eldis]

Maybe he's in love with them because they're so close and maybe kind of cute. You Know, maybe. Who knows?

[Godfrey]

I've seen some hot ass, like, dyke lesbian. I'm like, sure. Damn, she's pretty. But she's so a guy.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know, I've seen people pretty. They'd be like, yo, whoa. Like if I see a girl go, yo. And then they sit like this, like me.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

You know, cross your.

[Eldis]

No matter what the.

[Godfrey]

Have some mystery Jesus.

[Eldis]

Cross your legs. Yeah. I mean, look, dude, I guess we don't know. It's just very funny to secretly want to your friends this long. Don't act. I. I don't even believe him. This sounds kind of fake to ask.

[Godfrey]

You think sometimes they come up with some for you?

[Eldis]

Yeah, this feels a little fake to me. But anyway, you're firstborn. What are you talking about? You're not a land lord in England. He has nothing. They have no legal right. Because you jacked off in a solo cup and one of his moms squirted.

[Godfrey]

In her solo cup. Specific. I like that. Not Dixie.

[Eldis]

Yeah, they got the good stuff at this. This place. But yeah, whatever, man. You're fine. Just someone who's not your, you know, regular somebody who's not your friend, who's also. Also in a marriage, is also lesbian.

[Godfrey]

Right.

[Eldis]

That's three strikes right there. Wrong orientation. Close friend. Married.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Not the kind of people you want to. So. But yeah, if you want to be. If you feel comfortable and you're good with that, then yeah, I would. I would lend my jizz to a friend. I don't think they should want it. I think my genes should be out of the gene pool. I want to bring in my f. More of my family into the world. But if somebody asks. Masks. I would lend them my jizz.

[Godfrey]

Stavros, That's Kojak. He would call Stavros. That's his. I just love that.

[Eldis]

I think because I love.

[Godfrey]

I still watch Kojak.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Yeah. The first Greek representation on tv. Kojak.

[Godfrey]

I mean, little ball headed Greek dude on tv who loves you, baby.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Who loves Greek too.

[Godfrey]

And was best friends with Jennifer Addison's dad, who was. Was a soap opera star.

[Eldis]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Godfrey]

And he has a picture of Jennifer Aniston in his arms as a baby.

[Eldis]

That's hilarious.

[Godfrey]

Oh, yeah, Godfather. That's Godfather.

[Eldis]

We're bringing back Greek control of Hollywood, folks. This podcast is ground zero for it.

[Godfrey]

Greeks.

[Eldis]

Greeks.

[Godfrey]

I have a good line too. In one of the episodes, this dude Kojak comes in and he's making fun of everybody. He says. He goes. He said, what? What are you in here? Why are you here, Kojak? Are you here to work on your. Your nightclub act? And he goes. And in his lawyers, there he goes, hey, counselor, tell your man to keep his mouth shut, or he'll be a next contestant for a get well card.

[Eldis]

Right?

[Godfrey]

And he goes, yo, you see? He's threatening me. He's threatening me. He goes, greeks, we don't threaten. We order prophecy. That's the fucking coldest shit.

[Eldis]

And I'm thinking Egyptian wrote him for him. Oh, God.

[Godfrey]

Well, brother, that's how I suckered you into that. My whole point was the black man.

[Eldis]

Some Algerian sent it to him, wrote it on a note card.

[Godfrey]

See, that's the thing, brother.

[Eldis]

I'm.

[Godfrey]

I'm baiting you with the.

[Eldis]

What else we got? Elvis.

[Caller]

Hey, Sav. I started listening to your show to do research on boys.

[Eldis]

Nice.

[Caller]

And I thought maybe you could help me out. The last four or five guys that I've hooked up with have either not been able to get it up or. And. Or they last, like, less than three minutes.

[Godfrey]

Ooh.

[Eldis]

Both is tough.

[Caller]

Just, like, what's going on? Is there anything I'm doing wrong?

[Eldis]

No.

[Caller]

Maybe you can, like, give them another discount code on dicktails, because I'm really starting to take it personally, and I'm just. Yeah, I'm disappointed and confused.

[Eldis]

Sure, sure. This is an epidemic of not getting your dick hard.

[Godfrey]

So what is.

[Eldis]

She's basically like. She's. The last four or five guys she's hooked up with have either not been able to get hard or busted fast. And so now she's starting to take it personal. But she's getting a lot of weak dick out there. I don't think that's her. I think that's just the state of America. American male youth right now. Dick. Dick game is down. Health outcomes are down.

[Godfrey]

These are a lot of depression, too.

[Eldis]

People are depressed. They're fatter than ever. They're. You know, who knows what's in vapes? That hurts your dick vaping. You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

Also, there's a lot of stuff being put in the foods now. They're making shit worse. Yeah, it's affecting that also, I think after me too move movement along with lgbtq. This whole thing against heterosexual shit. The manhood has been attacked, I think.

[Eldis]

Yeah, but you're. You're already fucked. Your dick's out. Your dick. We can't blame soft cock on me, too. We can't. I think once your dick's out, we can throw away all the societal stuff. Dick is out. She's she's tugging on it, hoping to get anything out of it.

[Godfrey]

It's. He's just impotent, I guess he just.

[Eldis]

Yeah, I think there's some impotence going on.

[Godfrey]

There may be pressure of performance. Performance, sure. And then. But she said another guy came quick. Maybe it was that good. That's true.

[Eldis]

I don't understand why the coming quick is making you feel bad. Yeah, you know, let's throw that out. Let's just focus on the soft.

[Godfrey]

It depends on the minutes, though. If it's not like 20, because women say like 20 minutes is decent.

[Eldis]

That's.

[Godfrey]

That's when I.

[Eldis]

20 minutes of.

[Godfrey]

But if it's like 1, 2, then it's like.

[Eldis]

Let's hold on a second here. 20 minutes of penetration or the whole act is 20 minutes?

[Godfrey]

I don't know, I. I guess. What is the average. I think they said the average of actual penetration. A good sex. Like, we're talking. It's like 20 minutes or something. I got longer than that, though.

[Eldis]

Three to seven minutes going to AI. And that sounds a lot more like it to me. That's of pure penetration. Nah, bro, 20 minutes is nuts.

[Godfrey]

Is that long?

[Eldis]

Yes. Relax, dude. No, come on with this. Oh, I don't. Oh, shuck bucks. Wait, That's a long time. Oh, that's just me getting warmed up, I thought. No, it's a long time.

[Godfrey]

Hey, man, that's just one song.

[Eldis]

This isn't new information to you, Godfrey.

[Godfrey]

Here's the thing about what the Greek.

[Eldis]

You are and how everyone's you over. You've been around forever, but you don't know 20 minutes of penetration.

[Godfrey]

Five minutes was like a normal. Like with the foreplay.

[Eldis]

With the foreplay, sure. I'll give you eating, finger popping, the whole. Okay, okay, okay.

[Godfrey]

It's a combination.

[Eldis]

Okay, okay. Not penetrate. 20 minutes of pure penetration.

[Godfrey]

I mean, that's good.

[Eldis]

That's 20 to 30. Oh, no, no, no, no, NO, NO. 30. You were talking. The whole thing is.

[Godfrey]

No, no, I mean, I think.

[Eldis]

You think actual penetration is 20 to 30 minutes.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, but if it depends.

[Eldis]

Respect.

[Godfrey]

You watching TV together, you're smashing. Like, I love this commercial we're talking.

[Eldis]

I'm saying just ins Time spent inside.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, I go longer than that. Wow. No, but I'm saying it's not like you're going all day. It's different.

[Eldis]

You're pacing yourself, you're in molds, you're laying. So Africans take a marathon approach to sex as well.

[Godfrey]

Well, you know. I know, but it's like white porn. Guys and black porn guys. Black porn guys stay in it.

[Eldis]

Right.

[Godfrey]

White just be like.

[Eldis]

No, no. It.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. Black just be like this chill. Yeah, no, no, just sit on it.

[Eldis]

Yeah. There's no sitting on it. There's no.

[Godfrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Eldis]

There's no catching a F of something while my dick's inside. Certainly not. I'm not doing. I'm not leisurely. I'm in there. I'm really in there for that. Three to seven for that. Three. Exactly.

[Caller]

Clear.

[Eldis]

Clear. Team six, I'm knocking down doors. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

You shoot up the club and you're out of there.

[Eldis]

How long did it take him to find and kill Bill Nodden? That's. That's how long. Came in.

[Caller]

Boom.

[Godfrey]

I had my tactical team. Bam. Came in, shot up the club. Out. Clear.

[Eldis]

Clear.

[Godfrey]

Clear.

[Eldis]

Clear. Clear.

[Godfrey]

Came in with the night scopes.

[Eldis]

Po. Exactly. Yeah. Listen, I think there's plenty of bad generationally out there. And it's not your fault. It's truly not your fault, I would say.

[Godfrey]

I'm right here anytime you need.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah. Godfrey's in here, you know, but unfortunately there's a. There's a lot of bad dick going around for the youth. And look, you're talking to a man who, you know, pops a dick pill. Even though I'm 36. Yeah. I'll get in there. When I really want to impress someone. Day to day, I'll have normal, you know. Wow. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I don't know if you remember, Johnny. Wow. Good stuff. I did not know that is wild.

[Eldis]

Sure. When I want to. When I want to. Really, I can't be. Get. I need to, like, put. When I need to put a good effort in, I'll take a dick pill. And it's. I will say psychological more than anything.

[Godfrey]

That's what I'm saying.

[Eldis]

This has happened to me where I will and been like, whoa. Like, okay.

[Godfrey]

That I was.

[Eldis]

I'll be like, I'm not that impressed with that dick pill. And then like an hour later, my dick will get harder than it's ever been. And I'm like, whoa, the dick pill. Turns out the dick pill was inside you all along. You know, where it's like, I find out later the dick pill. I just mistimed it or whatever. But for me, it was like. What used to happen to me when I was younger was when I really liked a girl, my dick just wouldn't get hard the first couple times because I was like, nervous that I would fuck up. And then when I got over that, it was awesome. With somebody you cared about and that's so it's like that could be happening. I also think probably they're insanely unhealthy. That's also part. That's my issue.

[Godfrey]

That's why the pressure is on men is I think way higher because the girls just got a hole, man.

[Eldis]

From a technical standpoint, you're right.

[Godfrey]

It's just a hole. I just like to make it a layman's term.

[Eldis]

Let's not get technical. You're right.

[Godfrey]

Now we gotta make sure. Yes. You know, the pressure is on us.

[Eldis]

The pressure of performance, I think is definitely. Yeah. Especially in a hookup scenario.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. They don't have to do. They don't really have.

[Eldis]

Although if you're digging. I do think. I think the flip side of that is that they're not busting. Right. If you're not like a guy. Once you're. Once you're getting it going in a hookup, random hookup, you're going to bust. A woman's probably not coming from a completely random. I think though, most guys aren't really giving it their all with a completely random situation. But at the same time, from a just getting it up standpoint. Yes, there's a lot of pressure. And I would not. I would not be negative on yourself. This is. They have bad dick is really the problem.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eldis]

And unfortunately you're just going to come across a lot of that. And you know, I would say give them a dose them with dick pills. Tell them to use promo code Stavi. Do we have a. What's our most recent. Do we have anything going? We have a few floating, don't we? Hopefully by this. By the time this episode comes out, you know, we'll have the right sponsor for your fellow. Try promo code Savi for any of the dick pills. Yes. You know, we have a. We have a. You know, you're not the only pitch man here, Godfrey. You know, I'm also for 99 cents.

[Godfrey]

Yo. So stabos.

[Eldis]

I don't have my own personal dick pills. No, but. But you have for a company. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's not a bad idea. We should get in there. My own dick pills.

[Godfrey]

Stos.

[Eldis]

Yeah, some Greek them hosing up, man.

[Godfrey]

Stavros.

[Eldis]

We'll figure it it out.

[Godfrey]

Trying to tell you we'll figure it out. You got to take an excerpt from Kojak and use Stavros. Yeah. I'm being from.

[Eldis]

You're right.

[Godfrey]

Stos.

[Eldis]

I'm not sampling sample. Be good. Yeah, yeah.

[Godfrey]

I'm tell. You know what that I'm watching I'mma watch Kojak and I'm g to record off my television. I'm sitting.

[Eldis]

Please do get it on the soundboard. Yeah, we will put on the soundboard.

[Godfrey]

It'll be fire.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah. All right. Play something else. Little eldest, do a couple more calls here.

[Caller]

Yo, what's good, Stav? Eldest, esteemed guest. I'm calling about my friend who is pretty much a leftist incel. And not like some punk ass weak lib. He's like serious pro Palestine militant leftist. And he's a brutal dude to hang out with. He's the type of guy who just makes everything political. And he's like, right, but it's really hard. And we're both in our late 30s and I can tell bro just wants a genuine connection with women, but he is classically scaring the hoes.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And so I'm just wondering, man, do you have any advice on how I can talk to him or advice straight for him on how to care about good things but also be a little more chill about it? All right, man, thank you so much for the work you do. Peace and love.

[Eldis]

Yeah. Scaring the hoes. He's too military. I mean, look, he's. He's got the right politics, but yeah, you don't want. You don't need to bring them up when you're trying to get pussy. Like, it doesn't have to. Like the crimes, the crimes being committed against the Palestinian people don't have to come up at happy hour. You know what I mean? You don't have to talk about genocide when we're trying to get people.

[Godfrey]

Here's a way to dry them up.

[Eldis]

It's good to know that we're on the same page and you'd like to be with someone who agrees with you.

[Godfrey]

Right.

[Eldis]

But let's get sucked off first.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

You know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

Yeah, let's worry.

[Eldis]

Let's, let's order of operations. Let's get sucked off. Second, you ask them how they feel about Israel. All right.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, he blocks himself.

[Eldis]

Exactly. And this, and by the way, this can happen too. Like anytime someone is very into something, they can kind of retreat within them, within that too much much that becomes like a place of comfort no matter what you're into. And, and you kind of see and you hide within your beliefs or you hide within anything. And unfortunately, being a good member of like society, being a good. Actually putting some of your politics into practice also means talking to other people in a non scary way. You know what I mean? Like the room totally read the Room.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, that totally read the room. You know what? It's like that. That's why I'm surprised that some of these politicians have cute wives, because some of these bozos.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

So extreme that they're actually wives. Are kind of decent looking.

[Eldis]

Sure.

[Godfrey]

How the did you get that broad?

[Eldis]

Power. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Got. Sure.

[Eldis]

Power is important.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. But it's like.

[Eldis]

But this guy's not that right.

[Godfrey]

I don't know how he's screwing it up. He must be really like, hey, ladies, what do you think about the war?

[Eldis]

Yeah, I mean, you know what I mean?

[Godfrey]

It's like, what the are you doing?

[Eldis]

I think probably he just. If he's starting from this place, he probably just doesn't have a rich social life to begin with. And it's like, look, this is the kind of thing where we're glad he's on this side, but the way this fucks your brain up is the same as incels on the right, where it's like, your dogma is what's. Is all that's important because you're not getting pussy. You spend more time on message boards about, you know, this shit where it's like, he needs to under. And I think couch it in those terms of if you're serious about these politics, you have to be able to talk to regular people. Right. If. If that's. If it's his most important thing in life, which sounds like he's really into, then tell him, like, dude, you have to go work on your social skills.

[Godfrey]

Yes.

[Eldis]

For that, for the cause.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

And then while we're at it, why don't we talk to some women? You know what I mean? And it's like, let's, let's. Because he does want that. He does want a connection. He says it and it's like, it's not easy, but you're gonna have to just go out and, like, just make friends and like, what is your social circle? Is one big question I have. And who does he talk?

[Godfrey]

Should this guy stick around with this guy? Like, dude, if he's gonna keep doing that, don't be around him. Or tell him. If it's his boy, though, tell him. Well, yeah, first of all, that's why I'm surrounding myself. People that tell me about myself for sure, they go, dude, you up the pussy like that.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

Are you doing. Are you doing. You can't do. The Greeks stole a shit for me because I've even done that with women that, you know, even. I've been on one of those things where I'm Ranting about some race stuff.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

With a black woman. And they were like, now.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all right.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. And I go, oh, you're right. You're right. At least I have the wherewithal, for sure. You know what? It's too much. You know, just because she might. She didn't want to hear that right now.

[Eldis]

I. I think the problem with this guy is I don't even think he gets there. Right. It sounds like. Like he's just straight. He's just on the incel. Timeline.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

And I think the politics are almost secondary. I think what I would say to this guy, if you want to get your friend to talk to women, make a connection, he's just going to have to f. It's almost like it doesn't. His politics don't really matter right now. What matters is go just get it. Do him, queer. Eye him a little bit. You know what I mean? Like, if he's in his late 30s, you say he's a brutal dude. Like, get him a fucking shirt. Get him a haircut. Like, fudgeing. Go do more fun shit. Like. Like. Like before you start worrying about talking to women, you have just talked to anyone. Before you worry about a dating life, you have to have a social life. So go do some shit. Go to bars with him. Go fudgeing, Join a bowling league, for fuck's sake. Like, just random. Go to, like, parties, whatever.

[Godfrey]

Build up is.

[Eldis]

You got to build that shit up slowly. Yeah. Yeah. And that's. I mean, this is a class. This is kind of the advice we give to all incels is. Is like, find something about yourself you want to change and slowly work on it. Because just making progress helps your confidence. All of this is ultimately confidence based, of course. So, yeah, that's what I would say. And then the. The politics are almost secondary in this case, but I get. I get, you know, yeah, good, good on him for being on the right side of things. But that doesn't matter when you're trying to get head. You can't cash in your. I'm correct. Suck me off token.

[Godfrey]

Hey, ladies. Netanyahu. Where we going?

[Eldis]

He should be in jail, right? That's not how it works.

[Godfrey]

I work for the Mossad. Yeah.

[Eldis]

It would be funny if he just switches up immediately. If some hot Mossad, like honey pot goes to him, he's like, you know what? I've been thinking about it. It's actually.

[Godfrey]

There's actually. Right.

[Eldis]

Yeah. If he's getting like, Cash Patel, he's getting his weird Israeli fake Girlfriend. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

I was like, how did he get. How did that goofy score that he's.

[Eldis]

Like, out of here. I think we all know.

[Godfrey]

No, definitely, that is. Oh, man.

[Eldis]

Yeah, dude, she's. She's rising up the ranks right now. Yeah, this is her assignment. This is. They're going to owe her one after this assignment. Oh, oh, give us another one, Eldis. Yeah, no worries. Take your time, man. How could you have fucking imagined I'd ask you to do this?

[Godfrey]

Yeah, great.

[Eldis]

Awesome. Dude.

[Caller]

Hey, Styles. Hello. Hey, eldest. I have a sticky situation. Right. So I've been seeing this woman for a while. We've been. Both have been unhappy in our relationships and sneaking around and we've been, you know, together for like seven, eight months. And I had left my previous partner to be with her and she got scared last minute because she's been with the same person, oh, 15 years.

[Eldis]

She made you break up with your girlfriend to be her side.

[Caller]

She doesn't feel confident and change and he's been emotionally abusing her, neglecting her. All the bad, misogynistic, narcissistic stuff you can do to a woman in a relationship. Right. And I did all the right steps to get to the point where, like, ready? And you know, all my friends are supporting me and my family and stuff. Even the. The girlfriend gave her her blessing because she kept worrying about her feelings and she got scared. And she has said that she loves me too much, she's in love with me and God, the pain of everything, the unknown, that she feels like a burden. She feels like she's too much and that eventually I'm going to leave her when she's talking about stuff that never happened that's not tangible. And I just wanted advice to really see what can I do what. And what should I do? Because I just don't know. So. Thanks, guys.

[Eldis]

So, I'm sorry, this guy's in love with a woman. So is he cheating with. Does he fucking? They. They were cheating. He said it sounds like they have, but he left his girl.

[Godfrey]

He left his girl?

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

To be with this one.

[Eldis]

Yeah. But then at the last moment, she got cold feet. Yeah, she. She's still with her with her boyfriend and she.

[Caller]

Ah.

[Eldis]

And she's been with her guy for like 15 years. He says, he says the guy's like.

[Godfrey]

Emotionally abusive, left his girl to get with her.

[Eldis]

Leave him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you got God today.

[Godfrey]

Look at you.

[Eldis]

Yeah, yeah. This is no good.

[Godfrey]

Yeah, that was pretty stupid, dude. That was just dumb. That was dumb.

[Eldis]

And even what he's saying now is like he's. I mean hearing, hearing it repeated is so stupid. Yeah, she's. She loves you too much.

[Godfrey]

Did you hear that?

[Eldis]

She loves you too much. She's scared you're going to leave her. So what? She'll just never be with you. You have fudgeing stupid. That sounds dude. Like, is she in a fucked up relationship? Maybe. I don't know.

[Godfrey]

Right.

[Eldis]

Is she brainwashed by this person? I don't fudgeing know, but I can tell you she's not. Doesn't. Whatever she claims to love you too much, she's not going to be with you. And it's like the more you make yourself available to her, her, the more she just kind of has her cake and eats it too. If you get to just sort of be her crutch through this. Abu, if this is an abusive relationship like you say you're her emotional outlet.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

But you're not her, you're not dating her. So the only thing you can do is tell her like, okay, I don't know, you could be like, look, whatever you want to say about this stuff, that's fine. I want to be with you, but I'm not going to be like your side here. I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to watch you stay in a relationship that's bad for you. And also you could also be like, you're essentially cheating on me with him. Now I consider if now that you told me you wanted to be together, you not leaving him is immaterial to me because we were in a relationship. As far as I'm concerned, you're Che. As far as I'm concerned, you're cheating on me. Unless you're over. Unless you break it off with this guy, we can't even talk now. Maybe she doesn't give a fuck. Maybe she's trying to break it off with you and that's what she wants is to lead you there. But either way.

[Godfrey]

But why would you want. She's all up.

[Eldis]

Yeah, that's true.

[Godfrey]

She gonna go from that to you. 15 years of that.

[Eldis]

That's a good point. That is a good. That's a good.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. Because she's damaged, dude.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

And you think it's gonna be better with you and then this dude and the dude who she's with, he's not giving that up. It's gonna be a fight. I think you know what I mean?

[Eldis]

Even if he does, you're right. She's up like leaving a 15 year relationship, you don't go right from that to an awesome, healthy, happy one.

[Godfrey]

No, that's. There's trying to be captain save a. Whatever the. And it's not going to. It's just dumb.

[Eldis]

You know, the moment he told her, it just became so real for her. And she's like, totally. Why'd you do that? Oh, yeah. She was not ex. Like, she was expecting. She just wanted to double cheat together. And then, like. And then you would get. You would get, like, guilty and break it off or some.

[Godfrey]

She's up. She's like, yeah, that'll be.

[Eldis]

You know, she's got a lot of going on for sure.

[Godfrey]

Yeah.

[Eldis]

So. Yeah. Dude, I don't know.

[Godfrey]

Look, how about this? Jackass. I don't know how they take that.

[Eldis]

Yeah.

[Godfrey]

But, yeah, don't play. You played yourself with that, man. You mean to go make amends with the one you left, hopefully, or just go.

[Eldis]

I mean, that was probably a bad relationship.

[Godfrey]

It's just bad. Just. You don't want to be in that. And it's. And it can be physically dangerous, too. You got to be careful.

[Eldis]

That's a good point.

[Godfrey]

That is a good point. Point B.

[Eldis]

These.

[Godfrey]

Yeah. You don't want someone running up on you, man.

[Eldis]

Especially if you're saying this guy's abusive and narcissistic. It's like, that's exactly the kind of guy. You're right. Who could go crazy.

[Godfrey]

Oh, no doubt.

[Eldis]

So, look, you're going to have to walk away completely and say, like, this isn't. You know, this isn't fair to me. Which is true. And if she wants to hop back in, if she wants to break up with this guy and figure her out for a little bit and then come see you. That's one thing. Thing. But you can't beg her to leave this because this. This will never work if you do that. Right. It already probably won't if I'm being honest with you. But there's no way unless you make a real clear. If you really stand up for yourself, set a boundary, whatever, and then she meets you on your own terms, there's a small chance it could work. But right now, there's no chance. Give us something fun to go out on here, little eldest. Yeah.

[Godfrey]

As we wrap up. Yeah.

[Eldis]

Let's wrap up on this one.

[Caller]

I saw Bros High eldest. This whomever might be the guest and listening since it started. I am a Patreon member.

[Eldis]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Caller]

Either way. But I more or less don't have a question. I have a comment. It's regarding Penis size. Now, I know we focus that on that a lot in the podcast, but I don't know if you've noticed, but all the Greek statues you see have little penises.

[Eldis]

Sure I have.

[Caller]

And I was wondering, do you know why that is? I'll tell you what. Used to be thought that if you had a small penis, small balls, you didn't rely on that to be a man. You were more intellectual and you were less of a.

[Eldis]

Excellent.

[Caller]

Now, that being said, of course, you have the body of a Greek God and you have the penis of a Greek God.

[Eldis]

That's right.

[Caller]

I'll let you know that. And my question, if I had a question, was, did you know that? All right, peace.

[Eldis]

Thanks for sharing a fun fact about.

[Godfrey]

So he said if you have a big penis, means you're not as intellectual in ancient.

[Eldis]

Exactly.

[Godfrey]

I told you I wasn't good at math.

[Eldis]

Yeah, in ancient Greece, back when the world was right. I can't really. These statues, I'm dyslexic. These statues, you know, this is what a man should be. Small dicked. Not one of these, you know, over the top, gauche, gigantic penises. None of the, you know, a real man. The ancient Greek ideal, you're having penetrative sex for two to four minutes, tops. You're not with some big sloppy dick.

[Godfrey]

I didn't make. I didn't graduate high school.

[Eldis]

It was thought of as ungentlemanly to have a big dick. And I think, how. I think that's a. A simpler time, you know, when things were run the wrong.

[Godfrey]

That's what the Greeks didn't learn from Africa. That's. That's what. That's when they had reach.

[Eldis]

Invention. That was. We got that. We were like, now this is. That's not.

[Godfrey]

That's nothing. That has given it up.

[Eldis]

Get this out. Get out of my face.

[Godfrey]

Just.

[Eldis]

I can't believe how they carry on. We'll keep the mask, but the. On the statue, that had nothing.

[Godfrey]

That was all Greek. That was an isolated incident right there. I don't know why I'm using this 70s voice to act like Egyptian. That's a weird juxtaposition. Everybody's Eddie Murphy now. Listen, man, that wasn't us, baby. Why am I talking like a 70s drug dealer?

[Eldis]

Well, that's a fun tidbit. And I do, I do recall. Thank you for sharing that with us, my friend. Godfrey, thanks for coming on the podcast.

[Godfrey]

This was badass.

[Eldis]

This was very fun. Anytime you want to come back, we.

[Godfrey]

Get to have you.

[Eldis]

Absolutely.

[Godfrey]

Oh, fuck yeah.

[Eldis]

Come back anytime. Check out the special guys rebel with the cause in theaters. We'll link it. We'll link it to it first week of February. First week in February. Thank you. And yeah, we will see you guys next time.

[Godfrey]

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

[Eldis]

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