Transcript

Stavi (0:00)

Nirvana the Band the Show the movie is the highest rated movie of the year on letterboxd.

Eldis (0:05)

I told you it was the holiday.

Stavi (0:08)

Critics are raving. It's a roof shaking blast.

Alex (0:10)

Yeah.

Stavi (0:11)

That will leave you in disbelief that they didn't get arrested. This could have insane ramifications.

Alex (0:17)

Oh, my God.

Stavi (0:18)

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Alex (1:16)

Look at us.

Eldis (1:17)

It's not even Black History Month.

Stavi (1:19)

It actually is.

Alex (1:20)

It is. When this comes out. Yeah.

Eldis (1:23)

Stop you not sleep the first Monday.

Alex (1:25)

Of Black History Month.

Guest Caller 1 (1:26)

Okay.

Stavi (1:27)

We kicking it off? It could be. I don't know. Actually. It's definitely in February right now. I don't know if it will be exclusively black for Black History Month.

Eldis (1:35)

You should do all black guests.

Stavi (1:37)

That would be. And then never let the rest of the year.

Stavvy’s World #167 – Marie Faustin & Alex English (Feb 9, 2026)

Episode Overview

Comedian Stavros Halkias welcomes stand-up stars Marie Faustin and Alex English for a rollicking, honest, and often outrageous hangout. The crew dives into everything from Black History Month banter and celebrity scandals, to wild dating norms, roommate ethics, and sexual relationships—answering a slew of listener call-ins with their signature irreverence and together roasting contemporary culture. The energy is goofy, fast-paced, and deeply candid, especially on topics that range from race and sexuality to being late for your own podcast.

Main Themes & Highlights

1. Black History Month & Rachel Dolezal’s Legacy (01:17—06:05)

The crew kicks off by joking about the guest lineup for Black History Month, with wisecracks about “exclusively black bookings,” and Rachel Dolezal being the “civil rights hero.”
Hilarious breakdown of Dolezal’s ongoing career, social media presence, and her documentary.
- Marie (05:02): “Say her motherfucking name is awesome.”
- Banter about Dolezal’s evolving racial claims, online behavior, and defense of her choices, with Alex and Eldis (producer) hyped over her commitment to the bit.
Jests about Dolezal’s Instagram community and new identity.
- Alex (05:44): “Marie, you should be her for Halloween. You should be that exact.”

2. Being Perpetually Late, Podcast Chaos & West Coast Trips (06:07—10:04)

Marie is ribbed for being late—despite not having to commute to Queens. Alex jokes about LA and Austin comedy scenes, the “fake” friendliness of LA, and how people observe his relentless walking without offering rides.
Digs at celeb-run clubs like Joe Rogan’s Mothership in Austin, their military-level security, and the unique crowd at such venues.

3. Dating, Division of Checks, and Gendered Expectations (15:52—19:13)

Eldis recounts seeing online “50/50” dating debates, where a woman shows up unkempt if she’s paying half, with collective bewilderment at modern dating games.
Stav lays out old-school vs. new-school dating etiquette, debate over splitting bills, and Marie’s take: (17:44) “I'm not going 50/50. ... If I want to pay, I'll pay the whole thing. Not splitting.”
Alex roasts heteronormativity: (18:33) “Heterosexuality is a prison.”
The group riff on queer dating logic, from “dining and dashing” to who actually pays for dinner.

4. Gay Sex, Topping vs. Bottoming, and Hygiene Riffs (19:04—20:54)

Deeply comic discussion of gay sex roles, hygiene, and “sniff tests” before bottoming.
Alex’s pride at never having had an “accident” and the overlooked discipline required for bottoming.
- Alex (19:39): “So I don’t get how these boys are running around like, thank you... nobody’s applauding at home.”
Tangent on old men in porn, “bidets and enemas,” and Bill Cosby’s prognosis: “Conservative homosexuals for Bill Cosby’s release!” (20:15)

5. Cancelled Celebrities & Musical Cuckoldry (20:18—25:15)

They muse on what it would be like to be locked up with Diddy or R. Kelly (“the music is everywhere”), dig into the meaning of Diddy’s verse on “I Don’t Wanna Know” (“the greatest cuck anthem of all time”), and speculate on R. Kelly’s problematic legacy.
- Stavi (21:40): “That’s an insane life philosophy.”
Extended debate about whether it’s possible to ethically listen to R. Kelly (hint: non-streamed airplane mode only).

6. Crime & Childhood Mischief (31:12–38:22)

Each shares stories of childhood punishments, stealing snacks, and getting whupped. Alex’s story about the last time he was hit by his mom (33:01) is particularly hilarious and honest.
Marie admits to being a school snack klepto, later shoplifting at malls in her teens. Alex investigates his own wild pre-teen years, late-night music pirating, and accidentally outing himself with gay porn found on a family computer (39:02–40:38).

7. Culture, Accents & Age-Gap Dating (44:45—58:15)

The panel discuss Cher’s SNL party appearance, being big fans, and Cher’s young boyfriend being her food-cutter. Marie’s experience complimenting Cher, only to be stonewalled, is a major laugh moment.
- Marie (44:24): “Hey Cher, you look fab.” (Cher just stares and is hustled away by her boyfriend.)
Fantasizing about growing old—what they'll be like in their 80s, the freedom to dress wild, and employing a “young boo who slices their cutlets.”
Banter about “fixing up” Stavi with different types of women—especially debates about older black women vs. bimbos with “a long back.”

Listener Calls & Advice

1. Roommate Stealing Testosterone (64:43–74:37)

A trans man suspects his gym-bro roommate is stealing his T injections and getting swole.
Panel recommends:
- First, confirm the theft.
- Suggests “chemical warfare” (Marie): swap out testosterone for estrogen, watch for sudden breast growth.
- If not up for a prank, confront directly: “Bro, my T is missing. If you need stuff, I can put you in touch with a guy—but don’t take my prescription.”
- General consensus: a roommate stealing your prescription meds should probably not be your roommate anymore.
- Marie (68:26): “Please go back to the doctor, get some estrogen vials. If he starts to develop titties…”
- Stavi (70:54): “Hide all your T and switch it out with… even something that would make it clear, like methylene blue… turns you into a Smurf…”

2. Resenting a Roommate’s Future Inheritance (75:16—83:15)

Caller is jealous/resentful of a roommate inheriting millions from his grandma, despite being well off herself.
Panel roasts this “class divide” and points out:
- “He doesn’t even have the money yet, what are you mad about?”
- “Stop pocket watching."
- Alex (79:06): “He doesn’t have the money.”
- If desperate, charm the grandma with a Twisted Tea.
- Best advice: focus on your own life, support charity, and don’t be bitter about money that isn’t yours.

3. Boyfriend Won’t Go Down (83:15—95:06)

A woman’s long-term boyfriend (for whom she co-signed a car!) refuses oral sex, citing weak reasons about smell.
Advice:
- All: Girl, you need to leave. He sounds selfish and manipulative.
- At minimum, stop giving him oral until he reciprocates.
- Alex (85:02): “Never. Never buy a man a car. He will never eat your [pussy] again.”
- Blatant lack of reciprocity is a major red flag.
- Consider deeper self-worth issues; don’t be gaslit about your hygiene.

4. Listener with Strong Accent & Dating Struggles (96:14—110:53)

6’4”, shredded Canadian man is deeply self-conscious about his thick, rural Manitoba accent; women can’t get past it in person.
Advice:
- “Talk more”—don’t isolate yourself; try to socialize more, even start a podcast.
- Seek out friends, practice speech, but don’t let shame hold you back.
- You can work on the accent if you wish, but confidence and self-acceptance are more important.
- Alex (104:49): “Don’t dim your light, King.”
- There are people who will find you charming; it may even become a strength.

5. The “Sofa King Hot” Boyfriend (110:56—117:14)

Woman is icked out that her 45-year-old boyfriend responds to nudes with “sofa king HAWT” and weird internet spellings.
Advice:
- You’re not overreacting; it’s “cornball” behavior, especially at his age.
- If it’s a dealbreaker, move on. Otherwise, maybe tease him out of it.
- Alex (113:12): “So hot. So. I mean, that's hot.”
- Golden line: “It could be worse. You could have co-signed a car.” (Eldis, 116:46)

6. Should I Move to My Ex’s Town for Work? (117:21—122:41)

A summer camp worker considers whether it’s “crazy” to move near his ex (who dumped him).
Advice is harsh but honest:
- “Don’t do it. It’s over.”
- Ack for feelings—don’t justify a move by pretending you’re just interested in the job.
- Stavi: “All we know here is that you had a fling… don’t relocate your life for a maybe with someone who dumped you.”

7. Sweaty Sex: The Great Debate (122:59—126:22)

A charmingly honest call: does Stavi get sweaty during sex? His girlfriend wants to know.
Stavi: “Yes, of course... if it’s not cold in the room, yes.”
Marie: “A guy sweat in my eye once, I said, ‘I will never come back.’”
Panel consensus: sex is hot, sweat is normal—if there’s no smell or sweat, “you’re not doing it right!”

Notable Quotes & Moments

“Heterosexuality is a prison.” – Alex English (18:33)
“That’s the greatest cuck anthem of all time.” – Stavi on Diddy (21:40)
“Never buy a man a car. He will never eat your again.” – Alex (85:02)
“Don’t dim your light, King.” – Alex (104:49)
“Put your pussy on the dash, babe.” – Eldis (91:58)
“Leave that lady alone.” – Alex (119:17)
“You could have co-signed a car.” – Eldis (116:46)
“Sex is hot. If you’re not sweating, you’re not doing it right.” – All (124:45+)

Structure & Format

Episode flows as a wild, free-form but well-paced hang, alternating pop culture riffs with direct, no-BS advice.
Key discussions often spiral into larger cultural or societal critiques.
Segments include call-in questions on relationships, roommates, and etiquette.
Banter is inclusive, playful, but doesn’t shy away from direct criticism or being blunt with advice.

Overall Vibe

Stavvy’s World #167 is classic Stavros: big laughs, raw opinions, and a sense of chaos made warm and welcoming by the comfort of friends riffing hard. The episode covers a sweep of real-world dilemmas, all refracted through this cast’s distinctive funny, conversational, and deeply honest lens. Fans of stand-up and down-to-earth advice podcasts will find themselves alternately cackling and nodding with recognition throughout.

Time Notations

Black History Month/Rachel Dolezal: 01:17–06:05
Dating etiquette/50-50: 15:52–19:13
Hormone theft roommate: 64:43–74:37
Inheritance envy caller: 75:16–83:15
Boyfriend won’t go down: 83:15–95:06
Accent struggles: 96:14–110:53
Sofa King Hot: 110:56–117:14
The ex’s town dilemma: 117:21–122:41
Sweaty sex: 122:59–126:22

Guests:

Marie Faustin: Stand-up, host of The unofficial Expert podcast
Alex English: Stand-up, SNL writer

For more:
Follow Stavi on tour and check out Alex and Marie on their respective social media and podcasts.

Happy Black History Month, and remember: Never co-sign a car for a man who won’t go down on you!

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#167 - Marie Faustin and Alex English