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In an exciting, first-of-its-kind series, the boys talk directly to the fans… while hitting the kush. To kick off the exciting Call Brothers subseries, Stavvy, Eldy, and video extraordinaire Saxon AKA Saxton AKA “Ball Saxon” reflect on their travels on a quick Appalachian run of the Dreamboat Tour on their day off at the AirBNB in Asheville. The boys help beautiful Patreon members including a married man humblebragging about his wife turning a blind eye to his sugar baby situationship, a man whose sister cut off all contact with him because of a joke he made about Ruth Bader Ginsburg after her death, and a woman who’s stuck in a truly unbelievable, never-ending saga involving the death of her mother, the stepfather she suspects is the culprit, and the convoluted Albanian legal system. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. ☎️ Have a que...
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These Doritos Golden Sriracha aren't that spicy.
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Um, a little spicy, but also tangy and sweet.
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Spicy but not too spicy.
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Gandalf's Big Naturals, are you there? How's it going?
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Hey, hey. Gandalf's Big Naturals.
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I have strong doubts that your call is even real from your message, dude. But.
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Oh my God, man.
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But you know, your username really, really gets you. Gets you through here. So let's hear what you got and let's see.
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Oh, yeah, for sure. So I'm just going to go ahead and read my initial question as it was in the chat. Obviously there is. I mean, there's so much. But whatever you guys have questions on. Yeah, we can dig into it after we get it established.
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So you and Eldis is, by the way, is so stupid. He's let so many clearly fake calls through in the past. So to arouse his suspicion, you have to really. You have to be really bringing some heat. So I'm. And you sound earnest. You might be just a good actor. I don't know. But let's. Let's see. Let's. Without further ado, take it away. Gandalf's Big Naturals.
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Yep.
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Yeah, I. You know, so many people that I've talked to have been like, are you real? And oh my God, you guys, I wish that I was not. But here we are. We persist. So earlier this year, on May 2nd, my mom was murdered by her husband while they were traveling in Albania. I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry for laughing when I heard Albania.
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Okay. Preface. Listen, just to level my. My, like trauma response has been to compartmentalize this top tier and humor is the only way out, man. So it's all good. You don't have to tiptoe.
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I appreciate it and we won't further. But it's more that I. It's just an incredible job by Eldis. Because he's setting this up. Like, you're like, I got. I was in a gang bang with clowns and they came in me and I don't know which clown is. And they won't take a paternity test. And then the first thing you say is, my mother was murdered. I'm like, how about a fucking heads up eldest?
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That.
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That's what we're dealing with, you fucking piece of shit.
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I don't want to. I don't want to give any spoilers. I want you to. I want you to receive these cult.
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I get.
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I guess, like saying that I think it could be fake is kind of a spoiler.
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But anyway, sorry. Hey, we're here. We're here. So. In Albania. Okay. Sorry. They're traveling in Albania.
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Yeah.
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Where it is legal to kill your wife.
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Oh, go ahead.
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I was just gonna say he picked the right. The right country.
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My. Yeah, man. My aunt was like, so certain. She was like, he's gonna get life. And I was like, I don't know, dude. I would. Anyway, so. Okay, so on May 2nd, he murdered her. Jesus Christ. And. And yeah, not great.
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Kind of Albanian CSI was there. Albanian CSI was there. We are going to lick the finger. The finger. We are going to taste the fingerprints. And if the fingerprints taste the same, we will do it. We will like just. They're completely ruining the fucking. What kind of blood is this?
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The embassy had me, like, email like three or four different people at the prosecutor's office and not a single one of them responded to me. You know, they're not on their A game.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that happened.
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Yes. So fun fact.
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Look at them.
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If you are the beneficiary or next of kin of the person you murder, you do initially inherit all of their assets because you've not yet been deemed officially guilty of their murder in a court.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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So he gets.
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Yeah. And this.
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Wait, what?
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The. The husband, the guy who killed her get. Inherits all her mom's stuff because it's not proven. Because he's her husband.
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They're universal. Or Albanian dude.
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And here's the thing, like, not to get too graphic, but he was like, covered in her blood.
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Jesus.
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And they like, said, like, why did you do it? And he was still drunk, which I was really worried he was going to be able to say altered state or whatever. But, like, he was like. She was yelling at me and I was like, probably yelling at you to let her get out of the house.
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Jesus.
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So anyway, in the articles, they're like, he had weak motives. And I was like, okay, well, at least we're all on board for that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, what the fuck?
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Okay, so what's going on now?
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We're a little high. Yeah, I mean, we are high. Which is another hilarious move by Eldest to drop this at the end, literally. The conversation before was like, should we stop or do one more? And this is the fun one Eldest told us to go out on.
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So I had you. I had you on. I had you in the live. In the live room for so long. So I just want to make sure we got to you tonight.
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Anyway, we're. We're good enough to handle. We're, we're. We're sharp, our wits are about us.
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Don't worry. Gandalf's big naturals. I'm stone sober. I'll help crack this case.
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Don't worry. Gandalf's big naturals. We will get to the bottom of your mother's recent murder.
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Listen, I feel so satisfied that the OG Albanian is the captain of this ship. Good.
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Yeah. You're in his competent hands as we're at that Albanian embassy right now.
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It's good insight, actually.
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Oh, the email chain, man. The email chain is brutal. Okay, so. So did I have nothing? If they have a will, they didn't let me know where it was. My mom had retired six weeks before she died, so she had just cashed out her entire retirement fund because here's the thing, like, they had sold all of their property. They were technically US citizens, but their plan was to go to Albania and then do this fun little triangle where you do Albania, Turkey, Greece, and like three month rotations because you automatically, you just have to file some paperwork. But if you're an American citizen, you automatically qualify for Albanian citizenship if you just fill out the right shit. They love us for some reason over there right now or something. What a nightmare.
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Oh, my God. Interesting. So their plan was to retire in Albania.
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Yeah, Albania, Turkey, Greece. Because if you're out of the. If you're out of the country, I think for 90 days, then when you return, your. Your visa has reset for a whole other year. So anyway, if anybody wants to move to Albania, it seems like it's kind of tight.
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If you don't get married, I don't.
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Know.
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Seems like it could go wrong.
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Right? She had just killed her entire retirement. 401k. And anyway, so they were planning on traveling Europe and like, buying a house without working and living there until the day they died. So it's not like chump change I make 40 before taxes. And I live in the Midwest. Like, it's not looking up. I don't have like the money for legal health.
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Of course, of course.
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So two weeks ago, while he was incarcerated in Koder, even though. Yeah, yes, yes. Even though he had like. Anyway, half hearted. Attempted to like kill himself. After he killed her initially, I guess he wasn't on a watch list. So they like left him alone for a while and he hung himself with a bed sheet, but he didn't finish.
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That would have been awesome if he killed himself.
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Is in the north, by the way. They're real villagers up there. So I'm not surprised by the lax legal system. That's where they. I think they still like uphold the kanoon and shit there. The blood oath.
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Yeah.
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You know, they're especially laissez faire about.
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Right. About prisoners killing themselves and stuff. Okay, so he doesn't kill himself. Unfortunately.
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No, he does. He does kill himself. What? He succeeds. Yeah. On October 28th, he succeeded. And the Albanian embassy did not let me know, even though I had already emailed them two times this month. I guess, like I wasn't on the list of people to call. Like, I found out from a random lady in Connecticut.
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Holy shit. So he killed himself in fucking Schoder.
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That's crazy.
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And now, let me guess, Albania refuses to release your family's assets. Eldest cousins having you, Mercedes, right now off your mom's retirement plan.
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I just think they can't help me. Like, I don't know where the. The thing is, is, like, what I need is I need to be able to get in contact with the executor of his estate. Obviously I'm not a bitch because he hates my guts because I've been trying to get my mom to leave him since I was in high school.
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Right.
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So I'm not on that list.
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Holy fuck. So wait, if I'm understanding this correctly, the biggest legal problem is he was not yet. He was not yet like convicted. Convicted of the murder. So at the moment he died, he inherited all your mother's. He's in a gray area where now he. Whoever it was in his will, gets all your mom's shit.
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Exactly. So it's like. So, yeah. On the technicality that he had not yet been deemed guilty, he was still eligible to inherit her assets. And because he didn't have a guilty verdict, her assets are legally still part of his estate. And I asked the embassy, they were like, I asked the embassy, I was like, can you give me the contact of his executor because he only has like a 90 year old dad and a 70 year old sister I have never met before. And if they have an attorney, I don't know. Right. But like, this dude was like a yacht broker who was talking about how he bought like his 200th, like, share of stock in Tesla. So homie has an attorney.
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Right, Right, right.
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But due to privacy laws, the Albanian embassy cannot give me the contact information to his executor. So this is like, I don't know who this person is. So essentially, we're fucked. It's just this kind of scene. Like, I'm completely removed from the equation. And so I guess my question is, like, what we're getting to is not legal advice. But when all of this first started, like the first week that it happened, there was like a Tampa news station that reached out to my aunt and asked if they wanted to talk about it. And at the time we were like, no way, let's not blow up our. This is already so crazy.
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Right?
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But now, I mean, we're really running out of options. Yeah, I guess there's like a forensic accountant who might be able to. But listen, I'm broke. I'm sure you got to pay that guy.
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Sure.
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So I'm wondering if I should reach out to that news station in Florida and, like, ask if they want to, like, run my story to see if. I mean, like, I have no idea what being in the public eye would be like or what kind, like, what I would be like, opening, you know, the door to. But I would hope that maybe, like, visibility would get me in contact with resources of, like, some rich dude who's just bored and doesn't have enough going on. And, like, his favorite podcast is my favorite murder. You know, like, what do I. Yeah, yeah.
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So it gets to be in the middle of a true crime fucking podcast.
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A lot of news outlets would be happy.
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And I think what you're asking is like, is it worth opening Pandora's box? But I think what you're doing here is not. You're not trying to get fucking famous. In fact, my advice to you would be like, keep it as about the story as possible. Make it clear you're not. Your family is pushed into this. They don't want to do this at all. But you're really afraid that there's going to be, like, you know, because of some technicality and being overseas, that there's going to be a miscarriage of justice and that you just want to be able to, you know, claim your mother's Assets, you don't. It's not just about money, I would assume it's also, like, just every sentimental shit. And it's just the principle of the matter. The principal, the guy who fucking killed her should not be allowed to inherit her stuff. Yeah.
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Like, the thing. One of the things that he kept her. That kept her in the relationship was he would threaten. He said, whatever I need to say to take you to court will say anything I need to, to get you in jail. And I have enough money, everything is in my name. Like, I'm going to be able to afford an attorney and you're not. And you're going to get, like, sunk into debt or imprisoned if you try to leave me. So nightmare scenario. And now it's like, the law is structured such that, like, even in her death, the sanctity of her personhood cannot be, like.
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Yeah.
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Defined. It's crazy. But. But, yeah, I mean. I mean, like, my options. Like, I have spoken to so many probate and litigation lawyers and like, an international lawyer who was like, you did not have the money. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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But, like, the last lady I talked to was like, well, here's what you got. You could contact the people who, you know, he had an account with so much that the company opens a cease and desist suit against you. So you're responding to a suit that has already been put together, and you wouldn't have had to pay for it, and it would be dismissed in court because you technically hadn't broke the law. So it would be like, me versus Charles Schwab.
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Right.
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She also was like, have you contacted the FBI? And I was like, what? And she was like, yeah, go ahead, give them a call. So I did. And the FBI was like, why have you called us? And I was, they, you have to be speaking to an attorney. And I was like, the attorney told.
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Me, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Damn.
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And then this.
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Well, they are running a really tight ship at the FBI right now. They're too busy fucking posting memes.
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Crazy. Yeah, like, making, like, AI images of, like, Donald Trump on angel's wings, like.
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Children executing every drug dealer who deserves it.
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So. So they were like, okay, final option. You could open a posthumous wrongful death suit against him in Albania and then get the guilty verdict and then take that verdict to federal court where they would deem that the thing should not be in his estate. So only things that rich people in Hallmark and like, High Life movies can. Can do. So. So, yeah, thanks so much for listening. I know that is, like, so much detail, but it is I mean, it's important.
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Yeah. I mean it's so funny that this is the one. I'll just like. Something's fishy here.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought this was fake. I believe you. This is a harrowing journey.
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It is quite harrowing. Yes.
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Someone, as someone who has dealt with my parents death.
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Wow, look, you got him on his heels. Now he's bringing up his parents deaths.
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Dealt with my parents deaths and dealt with complicated legal matters.
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Yeah.
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Just very in over my head on including estate matters.
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Yeah.
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God damn.
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And the Byzantine Albanian government. Have you tried, have you tried giving the, the magistrate in the case a new baby goat as a bribe? Have you tried bribing him with. With a deformed Serbian slave? A house maybe that. That's what he wants. Chain up a Kosovar and send them over to the guy to the, the Albanian prime minister's house.
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So far, I'm wondering if like my, if the fact that my emails are in English, if they're like, man, it's probably spam. Like if they're just like directly deleting it as soon as they see it because it's silence on the Western front. I mean like. Yeah, no, yeah.
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I mean I do think, I do think. Like I don't think it's wrong to go the media route. Like you're just looking to get some attention here and to have some. Because I don't know, you said you've talked to a couple lawyers, but it's like, I don't know, do they even know what they're talking about in this case? Because this is such a complicated matter. I don't even know who's the expert for this. You know, like the fact that it's Albania is so crazy.
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I know.
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Because you can't even open the suit up here. I, I guess.
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No. Yeah. But the thing is, is like I don't even know. So whoever is. The thing is, is like I do not know where the assets are. Which, if you don't know where life insurance is, where a will is, where a bank account is, it might as well not exist.
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Interesting.
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But, but like, I mean, so we're going to talk to a forensic accountant and see if they are like have magic mystical powers and can shoot lightning bolts out of their hands or something.
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Yeah.
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Does this guy, does this guy have, does this guy have like any relatives or anything?
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That's the thing. So 90 year old dad. 90 year old dad, don't know how with it. His brain is.
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Right.
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Talked to him Once when I was in middle school, I think I ate brunch. I think I saw him for like, an hour and a half when I was 13. And then, like, he has a sister who I have never met before who, like, I think I did, like, a name search on the Internet and found, like, an email that's attached to the name in the city she lives in. But that's, like, the only way I would have to contact her. So that's kind of a crap shoot. Yeah.
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I don't know anything about the fucking legal system, but that sort of like, tracking a person down in your own country, like, if it seems pretty black and white, that that's like, they have no right to any of that. That is not how justice should work. And I feel like if you can get in touch with them and they could be like, okay, here you go.
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Like, that's like, what's crazy. It's like if the only obstacle is money or, like, the knowledge of how to do it, because you look at the situation and you're like, obviously.
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Right?
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So it's like, but you just have to have the hundred K on hand to file the PA that makes it official.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, I do think if that's the case, like, because what Saxon's saying is like, yes, you're completely in the right. And any moral person who got this money might even go so far as, like, in a perfect world, a good person. And not even a good person, just someone who could, like, you know, has some basic moral code, would be like, I have to give this $40,000 or whatever it is to the person who actually, like, I don't. I couldn't live with myself if I took this money because my fucking piece of shit brother killed someone and now I get her money. That doesn't make any sense right now. Do we know that this is a moral person? We don't. Right? We don't know who the fuck this is. So that's why I do think you saying, like, at the very least, talking about it, because that other motivator might just be shame, right? Like, maybe if. Maybe in a. In a vacuum, this person would never give the money back. But if this becomes even sort of a story that gets back to them, if a reporter tracks them down and is like, what is your. You know. Do you have a. Do you have a comment on this? If people know them as the person who stole the money that should have gone to the, you know, someone who their relative killed, that might actually help. And I think, you know, just Saying this, just even getting your story out there might lead to the attention of someone who actually knows these. That might not be a hundred grand, right? You talked to somebody who told you to call the fucking FBI. Clearly that bitch didn't exactly know what she was doing. There might be a lawyer who.
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Person I've spoken to. So shout out to her.
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Shout out to her. She was doing her best. But I mean, there might be somebody who actually has dealt with this exact thing, as specialized as it is. There might be someone who knows the actual way to do this, you know, in a.
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More.
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Who has not just theoretical advice, but has done this in other countries or whatever.
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Yeah.
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And getting your story out there might not hurt, you know, so I don't think it's a bad idea. I don't. I would say avoid. I would tell people in general to avoid this kind of stuff if you could. And I think your first instinct was correct. But now that things have gotten such. Taken such a weird turn, as long as you don't let this kind of become a circus and just kind of to put the story forward and say, hey, we're just trying to get our mom's, you know, we just want to, we just want to respect her final wishes and, and kind of honor our mom. And you know, like you said, it's, it's definition.
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It was an situation. I'm an only child.
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Oh, no. Who did you. Oh. So when you said when you were okay. Damn, that's brutal. This is all on you. Yeah.
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Foreign.
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Host: Stavros Halkias and friends
Episode Date: November 20, 2025
In this emotionally charged and uniquely comedic episode, Stavros Halkias and his crew field one of their wildest and most sobering calls to date: a listener, calling under the name “Gandalf’s Big Naturals,” shares the harrowing story of their mother’s murder while traveling in Albania and the absurd, Kafkaesque legal aftermath that followed. Balancing stark tragedy with dark humor, the hosts offer empathy, practical advice (as best they can), and plenty of characteristically irreverent banter.
The conversation is a masterclass in dark, compassionate comedy—hosts make light of bureaucratic absurdity, their own lack of expertise, and Balkan stereotypes, but never at the expense of the caller’s pain. The episode balances pathos with offbeat humor, maintaining deep empathy for the caller’s situation.
This episode is a raw, unforgettable glimpse into how surreal and daunting international legal matters can become amidst personal tragedy—and how, sometimes, the only available tools are gallows humor, public shaming, and the hope that someone, somewhere, is listening and able to help.
If you or anyone you know is caught in similar cross-border legal nightmares, you’re not alone—and sometimes telling your story, as painful as it is, might be the only way forward.