Co-host 1 (2:22)

I know.

Caller Seeking Advice (2:23)

I just need some like, game. Basically my question is like, can you, can you put me on game? Like, can you, you help me?

Co-host 2 (2:31)

Want me to put you on with a great girl?

Co-host 1 (2:33)

I don't know.

Caller Seeking Advice (2:34)

Goddess Bitty at work. I don't know if that's like speaking Greek to her.

Caller Seeking Advice (2:42)

Or like cooking her. Greek me. I don't fucking Know what the fuck? Put me onto some game, my guy. Also, side note, you're the fucking greatest fandom comedian out of the dmv.

Co-host 2 (2:57)

Thank you.

Caller Seeking Advice (2:57)

Fuck them other motherfuckers.

Co-host 2 (2:59)

Well, you know, some of them are my friends.

Co-host 1 (3:00)

Love you, brother.

Co-host 2 (3:01)

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Caller Seeking Advice (3:02)

And thank you for everything you put out. Much love. And you too, eldest, I guess.

Co-host 2 (3:08)

Okay. I like how he ended being disrespectful to eldest and complimenting me. That's. I hope he doesn't get Greek pussy.

Co-host 1 (3:17)

I mean, this is describing. My middle sister is a Greek woman in stem.

Co-host 2 (3:21)

Yeah.

Co-host 1 (3:22)

Who is. She's not reserved in the sense. She's like very funny, very outgoing. But I would imagine she is someone who is more reserved at work. She's not one of these people that's like, happy Friday every day at the office.

Co-host 1 (3:37)

That said, how would I advise someone who wants to fuck her?

Co-host 1 (3:46)

Well, you were saying that he shouldn't fuck his co worker, which I think is correct.

Co-host 2 (3:49)

Number one. I mean, here's the. Here's the thing, right? His question is, hey, man, do you have any Greek insight on having sex with Greek girl? It's like, first of all, no.

Co-host 1 (3:58)

Yeah.

Co-host 2 (3:58)

Like, we're just from the same country. Do you have any insight of me fucking an American girl? But, I mean, I guess I could give you so. And look, we'll give you some general pointers about that. Sure. But it's a girl that you're a coworker who generally you shouldn't try and fuck. And I have heard nothing from his retelling that makes it sound like this is someone who wants to fuck him in the least. Now, the gift, I think that's way more. She has some manners. Completely. And by the way, she re gifted you a mug. There was a fucking vase or something she wanted to get rid of. You're a nice enough guy. And she was like, I'll put this in a fucking bag. I'll put a little bow on it. I'll give it to fucking whatever.

Co-host 1 (4:44)

I would even say housewarming gift is like sexless. Like, it is.

Co-host 2 (4:48)

It kind of is.

Co-host 1 (4:49)

It's like something you do give to someone you want to be friends with.

Co-host 2 (4:52)

Well, I guess it also. What was the gift? I don't want him to get Greek.

Co-host 1 (4:56)

Pussy, but I do think, like, I'm.

Co-host 2 (4:59)

Like, would I ever get any coworker a housewarming? You're an Albanian boar. Especially if you're a boorish Albanian. Especially if I wasn't going to their fucking party. I don't know. Okay, first of all, like I said, you have no manners. You're classless. That's number one.

Co-host 2 (5:19)

Now, to play devil's advocate, there are two readings on this. One is that she is an ultra conservative, ultra, like, polite, really good.

Co-host 2 (5:29)

Kind of reserved Greek girl who's like, that's my work friend. I don't want to go to the party because I'm not gonna go out drinking. What will yaya say about that?

Co-host 1 (5:40)

I have to go light a candle at church.

Co-host 2 (5:41)

I have to. Yeah, I have to go pray, but I will get him a fucking whatever. What the gift is kind of is interesting. Is it something that's easily re. Giftable? Is it something generic? Was there something that was even a little thought into it? Was there something, an inside joke? So there is. There is one very generous reading that's like she kind of likes him at least a little more than a regular co worker from that gift, maybe, right?

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Co-host 2 (6:08)

I'm more partial to the first read, but I'm open to that. Ma. That's the one sliver of silver lining that he's. That his recounting tells me maybe there's something and. Okay, let's go with that logic. Right. Well, then you just do it like anybody else you're interested in who might be a little reserved. You get to know her, you talk to her. If we're especially at work, it's not a good idea to. But you, if you're the kind of person who doesn't give a fuck about that, work's actually not a bad place to try. And that's why the whole work, husband, work wife thing is so a part of our understanding why it's having this big moment now. I think. I mean, great, Drew. Ski skit aside, I think it is a little in the consciousness because that's one of the easiest places to slowly fall in love with someone.

Co-host 1 (6:56)

I just went to a wedding of two people that met at work, and they're so in love. And I think it's going to last and it's great.

Co-host 2 (7:03)

Yeah, you have lunches, you have little inside jokes. Slowly, over time, with no pressure. If again, you are not worried about the ethical part of trying to fuck your coworker who might not be into it at all. And you know, then if it's someone you get along with and you both don't care about the job, it's actually a great place to kind of slowly, with no pressure.

Co-host 1 (7:23)

I agree.

Co-host 2 (7:23)

Get to know someone. And that's really it. There's no Riz. There's no secret here. Now, why do I think is happening? There's a girl you want to fuck, and there's, you know, nothing else about her really.

Co-host 1 (7:36)

Right.

Co-host 2 (7:37)

Other than that she's Greek and a guy who has a podcast that you like happens to be Greek. So you're like, I know the secret, but in reality, I don't even know that you have a connection to this person. I'm not really. Like, nothing is like, I'm getting no alarm bells ringing right now. But, you know, well, okay, first of.

Co-host 1 (7:54)

All, I actually want to completely. Both of us had such a negative reaction to the whole fucking a co worker thing, and I'm actually doing a 180 on that. I'm like, it's. It's like if.

Co-host 2 (8:03)

It depends what your job is, whatever.

Co-host 1 (8:05)

If you're fine with it and she's fine with it, then I don't want to be a scold.

Co-host 1 (8:11)

And I do agree, generally speaking, there's no secret to a. To. To bagging a Greek woman.

Co-host 2 (8:15)

Yeah.

Co-host 1 (8:16)

But we could give him some. Some things he could mention in passing. Like, guess what? Mention the Olympics. Sure. Like, that's true.

Co-host 2 (8:25)

Like, just reading the odd. You know, I've read this great translation of the Odyssey. Odyssey, no joke. If a fogging person. I didn't give a fuck about it. I'll drop that. I'd be like that.

Co-host 1 (8:35)

Well, that's what I mean. And I actually think that would work on. That is. I think he's maybe framing it in a more dramatic way, that it needs to be framed. But ultimately, the answer to the question of, like, how do you get in with any Greek person? Is just, like, express affection for Greek culture in any way. Because that's about Greece. Ask them about Greece.

Co-host 2 (8:53)

Say, I've always wanted to visit.

Co-host 1 (8:54)

I've always wanted to visit. Look up like an island isn't Mykonos or Santorini, and be like, you know, I've heard full egos is like, huge this year.

Co-host 2 (9:01)

Right, right, right, right.

Co-host 1 (9:03)

Be like, watch the one random Greek Netflix show and be like, it was served to me. And then I actually ended up watching a whole.

Co-host 2 (9:11)

I like that.

Co-host 1 (9:12)

Yeah. So I do think. And a little goes a long way.

Co-host 2 (9:17)

Yes.

Co-host 1 (9:17)

But she will appreciate. Her face will light up if you suddenly, you know, tell her that. Did you know John Stamos is Greek?

Co-host 2 (9:24)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Stavros or cousin Stavros, of course. My claim to fame in elementary school. Although I didn't like the prosthetic work they did on him. But.

Co-host 2 (9:35)

Yeah, I think like slow. Play it slow, slowly drop a couple Greek hints. Try and again. I'm not. If you don't give a fuck about the job and you have any vibes and you're being respectful, that's fine. But, but the, the. Where I will say, where I will keep a little negativity about the fucking coworker thing is the second she makes it clear she's not interested, you have to fully drop it. You can't, you can't like even bring it up again playfully. Like you might if it was somebody you went to like class with or something. Like, that's when you have to drop. Because now we're getting into harassing someone in their workplace territory. But provided that doesn't happen and you're just kind of slow playing it, you're becoming co. You know, friends, whatever.

Co-host 2 (10:19)

You know, Then if she's like kind of this reserved Greek girl, kind of be very traditional about it and understand this is going to be a long play. You're not like. And that's where I'm like, is this what you actually want? Do you want a long, drawn out courtship? Because I think that's the way you actually end up with this.

Co-host 1 (10:35)

Yeah, watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding and then, and then see how you feel.

Co-host 2 (10:39)

But yeah, you're going to have to like, slowly build stuff up over time. Make sure she's even interested so that you're not committing a crime, you know, a workplace crime. And then like hang out outside of. She didn't even come to your fucking housewarming party. You're gonna have to get her outside of work at some point just to see if you have any actual, you know.

Co-host 2 (11:00)

You know, chemistry out in a, in an outside of work environment. And then from there it's like first date that's barely a date into like a nice. And then you kind of have to take her to like a nice dinner, you know, ask her about a good Greek place, you know, whatever. Like that could be good Greek people loves taking you to a Greek restaurant. And that could be kind of like a quasi. We're friends. But maybe this is the turning point. Yeah, hang out. You know what I mean? But I don't know, man.

Co-host 1 (11:26)

You're like entrap yourself into just learning about Greek culture.

Co-host 2 (11:28)

Yeah, yeah.

Co-host 1 (11:29)

And like, and, and she. It's like going to be like a comedy thing where she keeps thinking you're just interested in Greek culture. We could go to Astoria and like explore the scene there.

Co-host 2 (11:39)

Like, yeah, that sounds like I really like this guy. But like keeps asking me.

Co-host 1 (11:41)

About three years later, you're like converting to orthographic Orthodox, but you're still not.

Co-host 2 (11:46)

She's getting married. You're like, I got. I know. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna be the priest that marries them and then I'll say, no, I'll take it off. I want you. But yeah, dude, it's just like anybody else. But sprinkle a little Greek dust on there, you'll be fine. Very funny call though. I really have no indication that they have any natural chemistry.

Co-host 1 (12:06)

I know this is a pattern. You know, we need there need to be better written female characters in these.

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