Host 3 (2:16)

Yeah.

Host 2 (2:16)

Look, the best interest of the kid always comes first. It's a fucking dog man. Either give her the fucking dog or keep the dog. But anyway, does he have. Let's just let him finish. But I. I don't think my opinion is going to change much much is it?

Caller Ethan (2:29)

Should I just say it all and tell the to walk. She had an affair on me. So.

Host 2 (2:34)

Oh, yeah.

Caller Ethan (2:36)

Now I'm being nice, but I don't know what to do. So. Yeah, you don't know what to do from you and all the guys. It would be great. Thanks.

Host 2 (2:46)

Come on, dude.

Host 3 (2:47)

So he's asking whether or not he.

Advertiser/Host 4 (2:50)

Should.

Host 2 (2:52)

Which makes me sick.

Host 3 (2:53)

Does he want the. Like. I'm trying to understand what he prefers to have the dog.

Host 2 (2:57)

He wants the dog. First of all, just a cuffed man.

Host 3 (3:00)

Yeah.

Host 2 (3:00)

Who's. Who's looking? Who's putting on the. Like he has. He's putting on the armor of being mad, but in his heart he is still cares about this person and is so destroyed that he is using the excuse of the dog to pretend he's being forced into having a relationship with this woman.

Host 1 (3:24)

This is his pathetic. This is his pathetic, desperate attempt at like, trying to.

Host 2 (3:28)

I don't want her in my life. I don't want her in my life. But she's got to see the dog.

Host 3 (3:33)

The dog is potential.

Host 2 (3:34)

She another guy. But I'm going to hate seeing her. But I couldn't possibly take this dog, which by my own admission I actually only love. And she probably doesn't even give a fuck. Dude, come on.

Host 3 (3:47)

I believe that's it. The dog is like a potential. It's like the last vestige. Right.

Host 2 (3:52)

It gives. Yes. It gives him plausible deniability for the reason he's in her life. It's like, oh, I hate this. I have to. She has to see the dogs like, brother move on.

Host 1 (4:03)

Fuck yeah. He needs to like, look within and be like, am I just trying to find an excuse to continue contact with her? Of course, when she's cheated on me, of course she's moved on.

Host 2 (4:15)

Yeah.

Host 1 (4:15)

She's done. I have nothing left.

Host 2 (4:18)

Right.

Host 1 (4:18)

All I have is this dog. If I tell her I want this dog full time, well, she'd be like, okay, fine.

Host 2 (4:24)

She'd be like, whatever.

Advertiser/Host 4 (4:25)

Right.

Host 1 (4:26)

That's what you have to ask yourself.

Host 2 (4:27)

Yeah.

Host 3 (4:27)

Because she doesn't have leverage of her if she's the one that cheated. And that's the reason the relationship ended. I can't imagine her being like, no, I'm keeping the dog.

Host 2 (4:38)

Right.

Host 3 (4:38)

Those are the terms. The terms are not hers. Exactly. Right.

Host 2 (4:41)

And in fact, here's what I would say. This is. This goes back to our classic. Our classic advice to someone who's been kind of cucked or in a bad way is like. It's like, dispense. Like, you should be mean to her. You should be kind of a dickhead to her, right? You should be trying to lash out where it's like, in fact, if she loved the dog, you should be like, you know what, bitch, I'm keeping the fucking dog. Maybe you can suck a schnauzer out of Eric's cock, you fucking slut. That's how you should be behaving. Like we've said, you shouldn't be a misogynist, but when you're going through a situation like this, misogyny is like chemotherapy where it's a little bit of poison that's going to harm you for a little bit, but it'll kill being a cuck. And that's what you need momentarily. You need to only put yourself forward. Don't think about this person who wronged you and move on with your life.

Advertiser/Host 4 (5:31)

And in a year or so, if.

Host 2 (5:33)

You want to be cordial with her, I don't, that's fine.

Advertiser/Host 4 (5:36)

But also, you probably shouldn't have them in your life. This is over, bro.

Host 2 (5:40)

It's an ex wife who cheated on you. And you know, for the time being, this dog shit is fucking ridiculous. So hopefully you know this episode is one of the four you've seen when this comes out and you hear and you hear our advice because you need it. And we've all been there. Again, I'm only harsh with you because I've been in this exact when you're pathetically looking for excuses to get back into the life of your ex. Come on, we've all been there, but we're trying to save you from that, from that fate. The quicker you just the quicker she's out of your mind, the better.

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Host 2 (7:25)

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Advertiser/Host 4 (7:31)

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Host 2 (7:34)

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Advertiser/Host 4 (7:42)

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Host 2 (7:52)

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Host 2 (8:18)

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