Nick (2:04)

This is like, what's the Jim Carrey?

Stav (2:06)

Eternal Sunshine.

Nick (2:07)

Eternal sunshine. But like, if you're not in love with her, you just gotta.

Stav (2:11)

It's like, yeah, you forgot her, because neither of you are interesting.

Nick (2:14)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is very. I wonder if he improved or her life got worse in three years. Which happened. Keep going, Eldis.

Caller Eldis (2:21)

Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like I'm being dishonest in not telling her that we have met up before. But, you know, I wanted a second chance and I. It got. I got it and it totally worked.

Stav (2:36)

So he got to repeat it.

Caller Eldis (2:39)

Do I take this to the grave or do I tell her at some point? I. I feel like that might fuck up the dynamic a little bit. So, I don't know, do I just kind of take this as a win and just keep it with me. Whatever your thoughts are. Would appreciate it.

Nick (2:59)

This is really interesting.

Stav (3:02)

I think on the next first date, they go on. I think, well, I mean.

Nick (3:14)

Yeah, you kind.

Elvis (3:15)

How. How many first dates have you fucked up? That was just like, oh, it feels a little different. I went, you know, I wasn't in. I wasn't on my A game. I wish I could do it differently. The universe just gave him a second chance for no reason at all.

Nick (3:30)

And.

Elvis (3:32)

I don't know.

Nick (3:32)

Same bar is so funny.

Stav (3:34)

Yeah, well, yeah. Creatures of habit. Yeah, I. I think he should. I think he should always tell the person because if you do end up spending, there's a chance you could spend the rest of your life with this person. You're just. What? You just got to carry that secret around. So I think you should always. If it's someone you actually think is someone that you really like, I think you have to tell them.

Nick (3:55)

There is a type of dishonesty here, though. At the end of the day, Eldis, where it's like. And look, you can meet us halfway and pretend you were going through your texts or something, or you can make up something to be like, yeah. And be like, hey, I was going through my imessage. And unless you popped up, like, did we. We went on a date. Like, this is so insane. We were. Yeah, you could do it that way. Because the good news is she doesn't.

Stav (4:22)

Remember you either, though at the same time that she could be fudgeing, calling into, you know, girls. We.

Nick (4:29)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stav (4:30)

Guys roped or whatever.

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Stav (4:32)

And asking the same thing. You don't know. She could have been like, oh, fuck, we went on a date before.

Elvis (4:36)

I don't know. I don't think. I don't think you need to. Unless, like, it ever gets serious. And then if it does get serious, you get.

Stav (4:43)

You can bring it up.

Nick (4:43)

You wait. This is one of those classic. The longer you wait, the weirder it is.

Elvis (4:47)

Something like this is, like, so inconsequential.

Nick (4:50)

And is it. He's fucking the Count of Monte Cristo over here. Monte Cristo. Monte Cristo.

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Nick (4:58)

Oh, man. Young men. Them Thousand island stair zone. Now you said it wrong. I said the Mont Crisco, which is my. Which is my remake of I'm Fox. Here. I'm Fox.

Stav (5:14)

I don't.

Nick (5:15)

Crisco doesn't even taste good.

Stav (5:16)

It's doesn't.

Nick (5:17)

I don't even like Crisco. It's shortening. My mom used to make for cookies.

Elvis (5:22)

Sa wants pie.

Nick (5:25)

God, Damn it. I was thinking about pie. It's. This is happening on purpose now, subconsciously, anyway. This guy's the Count of Monte Cristo for pussy. He's been scheming. He was scheming on this pussy dude.

Stav (5:38)

Yeah.

Elvis (5:38)

It's not a scheme though.

Nick (5:39)

It's a bit of a. It's scheming the British sense, which is not necessarily negative.

Elvis (5:43)

If, if we want to trust him. He didn't realize it until after the first day.

Nick (5:47)

No, no, he knew.

Elvis (5:49)

Oh, really?

Nick (5:50)

He said he wanted a second chance.

Elvis (5:52)

Oh, well, I think it's. Well, I think it's the easiest thing because if it occurs to her one day, it's the easiest side to be like, what?

Nick (6:00)

Oh yeah, he cannot pull that. He cannot pull that.

Elvis (6:04)

I think he can.

Nick (6:05)

I think.

Elvis (6:05)

I think that's the easiest.

Nick (6:07)

You could never pull that off.

Stav (6:08)

I could pull it off, but I keep it cool.

Nick (6:11)

But I also.

Stav (6:12)

It's not like he did something so bad. You know what I mean?

Elvis (6:14)

Yeah.

Nick (6:15)

That's why I'm saying it's. Yes, but I think it's the kind of thing where the longer you wait, the weirder it is. The less weird thing is to be like as soon as you're on the date, you could be like, we've done this before. Or like you bring this up at some point. I would say some people would see this as dishonest and we. Which I'm not going that far. I don't think this guy's a criminal or anything like that. I'm just saying the quicker you say it and yeah, you can couch it in the terms of like, hey, oh, we went on a day before, whatever. I don't know.

Stav (6:54)

I think what you said is perfect because you shouldn't. Because I guess the problem now is that he, He. The whole. This whole new date was kind of a lie. Cuz the actor.

Nick (7:01)

It's a lie.

Stav (7:02)

But I think, I think the lie you said, you lie the truth out.

Nick (7:05)

I would lie the truth out.

Stav (7:06)

Say like I look back, oh, we went on a date. I guess we're both not very.

Nick (7:09)

Which maybe is even more dis. Maybe people are like, that's actually the worst thing you could do.

Stav (7:13)

I would lie the truth. I will say if two people go on a date and neither of them remember, it's probably not a good sign for the future members though. Oh, but he didn't remember enough.

Nick (7:22)

He did remember he didn't want to tell her because he didn't want to fuck it up.

Stav (7:25)

I thought he realized it at the Bar. Did he know the whole time he knew.

Nick (7:29)

Oh, that's how I took it.

Stav (7:31)

But wait, I'm confused.

Nick (7:32)

He realized it at the bar. That's different.

Stav (7:34)

I'm confused though, because how did he even. How did the date even get arranged then? Like, he messaged her.

Nick (7:39)

He saw her on a fucking dating app or some shit. She didn't remember.

Elvis (7:41)

Yeah.

Nick (7:42)

And he did.

Stav (7:43)

Oh, so. So it really started as a lie. So so far this relationship has been her completely forgetting his existence and then him lying.

Ad Host (7:52)

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Stav (7:53)

Sounds like they're going to make it.

Elvis (7:56)

I guess I wouldn't worry about it because it's like, what are the odds that it'll get serious? Even. That's when you have to worry about it.

Nick (8:05)

There's a thing about. But we have to have some morality in Stavi's. Within Stavi's world. And we're not even saying come fully clean. We're even saying, like, I. I was, you know, I had such a great time and I started getting this feeling of deja vu. And I look back through like, whatever. Like, I think we matched before. But he. Dude, he remembers and she doesn't remember at all. That's a little weird.

Stav (8:27)

Yeah. That's a little drunk. Did he roofie her? Is this the party?

Nick (8:31)

Yeah. So, I mean, you know, I really sure she didn't remember.

Stav (8:36)

Yeah, I mean, I. I think obviously the long. It doesn't get easier to tell her. Yes, it only gets harder.

Nick (8:43)

Best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is right now. Yeah, that's how it is with lies too.

Stav (8:48)

Yeah, exactly. You. You. It's not like you don't want to tell her this. Like you don't want to be like, you know, she's on her deathbed. You gotta be like our whole relationship with a lie from the beginning. Yeah, I would just tell her. I don't think it's such a. Yeah, lie. That's a perfect compromise. You're lying.

Nick (9:04)

A soft lie about like having a. And by the way, prepare yourself to lie. Unlike eldest, hoping he's gotta be at the ready in case she remembers. And he's gonna fucking be Daniel Day Lewis all of a sudden.

Stav (9:16)

But you know why the advice is great though too, is because what you're kind of saying by that is that the lie. It really isn't about morality. It's just simply, like, this is inconvenient for you to have to like. It's not good for you to have to like, have this in your head.

Nick (9:32)

Right?

Stav (9:33)

So, like. So like lie a little to get a little on the same page.

Nick (9:37)

There's a little morality to it too.

Stav (9:38)

Where it's like, you're nihilist.

Nick (9:40)

You're harboring a little. Yeah, you're right. It would be good to free yourself of the burden. But you are harboring a. An untruth here.

Stav (9:49)

But you are. But the lie to get that out kind of shows. It's not just morality.

Nick (9:53)

What I would exactly would that. I guess what I'm proposing is almost like you have gangrene in your pinky right now.

Stav (10:00)

Yeah.

Nick (10:00)

Right. Pinky's gone.

Stav (10:02)

Yeah.

Nick (10:02)

Cut the pinky off with. With a different lie.

Stav (10:05)

Yes.

Nick (10:05)

A. A different lie cuts the pinky off. It doesn't spread. If you.

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Nick (10:10)

It doesn't spread. Now coming fully clean would be curing the gang Green.

Stav (10:14)

Right.

Nick (10:14)

Right. Being like, I have something to tell you. I. But that's weird.

Ad Host (10:20)

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Nick (10:20)

Now you sound like a criminal.

Stav (10:22)

You sound like a criminal.

Nick (10:23)

You confess to it. Now you're like, I've been plotting this day. And also like, why should this guy.

Elvis (10:28)

Be plotting, punished for the universe giving him this gift of this second chance. It's not his fault he lied.

Nick (10:35)

The universe didn't do it.

Stav (10:37)

Boring ass gave.

Nick (10:38)

The universe didn't knock you plunk him on the head. He had temporary amnesia and he had.

Ad Host (10:43)

A great date with this woman.

Nick (10:44)

He. Who broke up with him.

Stav (10:46)

Did he use stuff from the first day to like, learn?

Nick (10:49)

That's interesting.

Stav (10:50)

Yeah, okay.

Nick (10:51)

That's a good point.

Ad Voice (10:53)

Right?

Nick (10:54)

Was this Groundhog Day for you? Have you been thinking.

Ad Host (10:56)

Have you been.

Nick (10:56)

Have you been reading up on her interest?

Ad Voice (10:58)

Yeah.

Stav (10:58)

Did she say she liked French poetry on the first one. He's going to speak out of associates.

Nick (11:03)

In French poetry the last couple years. Yeah, that's it. That actually. How much now did you just match with a girl who didn't remember you? You went on a date and went, well, then I feel like you can fucking just be like, hey, I had some deja vu. I looked at it. We had matched. Whatever. If you've been plotting this a lot, you did something up. Yeah, you did something that makes me feel a little uneasy.

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