D (2:26)

Would you date a woman that used

B (2:28)

to date a cop, that used to date a cop? I guess it's in the context like is it. She did it when she was like young and didn't really think about it and then it's since been like. Because we all you know, make mistakes in that sense. But if it's the kind of thing where she respects cops. No, I mean, I wouldn't date someone who respects cops or is a cop. I mean, there's no way. I just don't. We would. We would have such an incompatible worldview. And it's not this. Look, I have friends who are cops, but it's like they're kind of grandfathered in, you know what I mean? And it's like, look, I see a cop on the street, it's like, I'm not gonna immediately think he's a fucking bad person, you know, Or I'm gonna, like, I'm not gonna be a dickhead to just some random person I see at their job. I don't think being a cop is good. Like, I don't think. And I think obviously the. There's this weird, outsized reputation cop. Some people put on cops where it's like, they're heroes. Where it's like, in reality, their jobs are really not that fucking dangerous compared to other stuff and other careers. And they're paid. It's. It's an incredibly corrupt job. The fucking overtime they rack up. The, you know, like, the, The. The. The com. The refusal to have outside people like. To have outside, like an outside agency be the one who. Who handles investigating, like, cop incidents. Right? Like, it's. It's like a weird mafia, like, sort of culture. And I just. I don't think that I could be in a serious relationship with someone who. Who was a cop. I could probably fuck a hot girl who was a cop for a month and make fun of her about being a cop while I do it. And they could be a fling. I don't know, though. I don't know that I could. If it was serious. I don't think I could do that.

D (4:25)

I think it's going to eat this, dude. Like, yeah, she's definitely Latina. That's the thing. She's definitely like, I know it. Or she's like one of those whites with a fat ass. Like, you know, like, sure, she's outbanked or something.

B (4:45)

I mean, I don't know. You asked the question about would I date a girl who dated a cop?

D (4:48)

My girlfriend, her ex was a cop.

B (4:51)

Wow. A recent ex.

D (4:53)

Yeah.

B (4:54)

Wow. And what, what's that? Like, what have you taught. Have you delved into that?

D (4:59)

I think, I think she. I think early on I checked. I think she was like, second date, I asked her. I was like, are you a Zionist? That's important.

B (5:13)

That's important.

D (5:14)

Are you a Zionist? Like, nah. Because she's half, she's half Japanese, half Jewish and so. But she did not have a good relationship with her dad, who's Jewish. So like she went to like Tel Aviv once to like visit him. It was a terrible experience.

B (5:27)

So I was like, oh man, he's in her descent. Tel Aviv.

D (5:30)

Yeah. Can't, can't. And I was like, I can't. I'm just gonna let you know that's. Yeah, I don't do that. And she knows my stance. Like, yeah, I'm a socialist.

B (5:40)

Yeah.

D (5:41)

I don't think socialists, I don't think. We don't necessarily like, not fuck with cops. I think we don't fuck with non community people.

B (5:54)

Right.

D (5:54)

Like, like, yeah, like there shouldn't be people who aren't like community based like that. The only time you see him is when like something either goes wrong.

B (6:04)

Right.

D (6:05)

Or like you said, just like no checks and balances and racking up like. Yeah.

B (6:10)

And the thing is, it's like, are these even people who live in these communities, like people who fucking come in from the suburbs to police the cities? There's something inherently fucked up about that.

D (6:19)

Yeah.

B (6:20)

And people. And look, is it possible, I guess, that there are people whose heart is in the right place and. And think they are going to be one of the good ones and then spend time in the system, realize there's no such thing as being one of the good ones, and leave, you know what I mean? Like, is it possible that this, this person he's with could be kind of naive about what being a cop is like? She's like, oh, you can be one of the good ones. I'm going to make change from within. You go there, you see how fucking impossible that is, and then you leave the job. Yeah, that's possible. She could, she could, you know, that could happen. I'm just saying it's something to monitor.

D (6:58)

And it's like, you can barely do that shit in comedy. You think you could do that shit as a cop? I'm going to. I'll be one of the good ones. Like, nah, you're going to be opening up for the devil or somebody. You know what I mean?

B (7:12)

Yeah. So that's interesting though. That is the. It is, it is important to. I mean, sec. You said the second date you kind

D (7:21)

of were like, I pressed her on her, like, and then like I found out she. And it was like, like almost like two, you know, not two strikes, but two, like red reddish flags.

B (7:31)

Absolutely.

D (7:32)

But like, yeah, I don't Know, I have never gotten the vibe from her that she's a person. It's like, you know, I mean, it's also.

B (7:41)

Look, here's the thing.

D (7:42)

Like, her politics are in the right place now.

B (7:44)

Yeah.

D (7:44)

So. And I don't know if her politics were in the wrong place. You never know. Sometimes, you know, women, they come from all. They face all types of trauma.

B (7:52)

Yeah.

D (7:53)

They might be, you know, and sometimes women fall in love with pieces of. I've fall. Falling in love with women that I knew I shouldn't have been with. You know what I mean?

B (8:00)

And I do think there can be something attractive about something that is like. I mean the like man in uniform thing I think is also wrapped up in a type of masculinity and a type of like being attracted to things that are bad for you. Right. Like, so who knows? And maybe, just maybe the guy was a good guy and it didn't get that deep and ultimately it didn't work out. So who gives a fuck? People can make mistakes. But if, if some, If I was with someone who dated a cop and was like, they're just so brave. There are. What would we do without them? I mean, no, I'm not dating that person. No. You know what I mean? But if I could date someone who has a less extreme view. As long as we align on, you know, the, what you, you know, other criminal justice shit, but, you know, her being a cop. If this is eating you alive, brother, it's not going to get better. And I would say you, you probably should not do it. Or if you do, look, if it's something to monitor in the relationship. Right.

D (9:03)

Like, it's hard when that ass is fat, though.

B (9:06)

I, I agree.

D (9:07)

It's hard. And she. This, this girl could probably do pull ups.

B (9:11)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows? Maybe I don't know.

D (9:14)

Or no, I think like something. Yeah, you recruit.

B (9:18)

Look, I mean, maybe a new recruit. Yes.

D (9:19)

But these ICE dudes ain.

B (9:21)

No, no, no, she's not nice. ICE is a complete and utter. You can't be fucking dating anybody in ice. They're complete pieces of shit. Anyone who's in ice, quit or kill yourself. Those are. That's. That's the only way you can be a good person. If you work for ICE or border patrol right now, kill yourself. Kill yourself or quit or even better be a whistleblower, record some shit, put it out there and then quit. But you know, everyone who works rice is a fucking coward. They would never do it.

D (9:52)

Don't be fudgeing them girls in the mossad you know, I mean.

B (9:55)

Yeah, yeah. Don't get. Don't get. Got Cash Patel style. It was funny to think about the, like the. The. The hot women that aren't as good at acting as Gal Gadot in Israel become honeypot Mossad agents. It's crazy that she was the best actress. She's the one out of the honeypot group that they chose to act. That bitch with Cash Patel can't give a better. Or actually, maybe that's who they. The shitty actors get to go to Hollywood because the good ones have to pretend they want to fuck Cash Patel or whoever else. Maybe that's how they're doing it. But anyway, man. Yeah, look, personally, I don't think I could do it. I don't think I could be in a serious relationship with a cop. And you know, I had friends. I've had friends who were cops and it really fucked our relationship up for a while.

D (10:47)

But.

B (10:48)

But then it comes back around where someone isn't their whole identity and, you know, then your friend is just a guy who got into the wrong career. But also to the extent that you could be one of the good ones kind of is. Has a fucking family. I would still be like, get a different job. But it's like, you know, he is. He didn't turn him evil or anything. And so it's like you can turn back around. But when someone is a new recruit and they're zealous about being a cop and is excited about it, I don't know that I could do that shit. But if you catch someone kind of jaded on the way out, it's like about to retire and thinks it was a mistake. I could see dating somebody like that, but I think move on, dude. Unless the ass is that fat.

D (11:37)

It's gotta be, man. Yeah.

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