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Stiff Socks
Hosted by Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios · EN
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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382: Adult Wet Dreams
2d ago01:15:05Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: GLD, Shopify, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Quince, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKSShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Golden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Quincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box with code SOCKS50OFF
Transcribe →381: We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabe
1w ago01:25:40Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksJessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar.Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trialBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSHimshims.com/socksGet a personalized, affordable planCash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.BetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month
Transcribe →380: DumbMaxxing ft. Terry Dubrow
2w ago01:34:05Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksTerry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comDr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification.Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trialLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKSChubbieschubbiesshorts.comGet 20% off with code STIFFBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month
Transcribe →379: Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-Spot
3w ago01:11:55Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, ShipStation, and GLD for sponsoring the podcastBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSPrizePicksprizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthShipStationshipstation.comTry free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 40% off with code SOCKS
Transcribe →378: God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete Holmes
Apr 1501:39:38Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️Pete Holmes Live: https://peteholmes.comFOLLOW Pete Holmes: Instagram: @peteholmes Twitter/X: @peteholmes YouTube: @PeteHolmesWATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL: Silly Silly Fun Boy – now available on YouTube 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing.Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, Good Chop, Quince, Shopify, and Hims for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get spins (50/day for 10 days) 21+ • Terms applyGood ChopUse code 50socks to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcastQuincequince.com/stiffsocksFree shipping + 365-day returnsShopifyshopify.com/socksStart selling with $1/month trialHimsVisit hims.com/socksto get a personalized plan
Transcribe →377: BrokeChella
Apr 801:18:18Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)9:40 - AD19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”21:18 - AD31:27 – First Chipotle experience34:17 - AD36:20 – Portion vs shake debate45:30 – Quesarito52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking59:36 – OJ chase breakdown01:01:00 - AD01:11:00 - Sock Talk01:15:11 - Secret SockThanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcastLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box (new subscribers)Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financialservices platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.
Transcribe →376: Buzzer Beat...off
Apr 101:20:01Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea34:00 – Flashbang36:30 – Glory hole39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys50:40 – First documented glory hole01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH01:12:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcastShipStationshipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 50% off with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply
Transcribe →375: Mormon Madness: Bachelorette vs. Chair
Mar 2501:02:58Tap to summarizeSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: BetterHelp, PrizePicks, ShipStation, GameTime, and Mint Mobile for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthPrizePicksprizepicks.comUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 playShipStationshipstation.comUse promo code SOCKSGameTimeDownload the GameTime appUse code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchaseMint Mobilemintmobile.com/socksGet 50% off unlimited premium wireless Plans start at $15/month
Transcribe →374: Measuring the Big Arch
Mar 1801:07:15Tap to summarizeThe episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS
Transcribe →373: SCRUB STEP DADDY
Mar 1001:30:53Tap to summarizeThe boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK
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