Story Warz Episode 015: Vinny Guadagnino, Derek Gaines, & Mike Feeney | Bad Behavior

Introduction

Welcome to Episode 015 of Story Warz, a dynamic game of deceptive storytelling hosted by comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Louis J. Gomez. In this installment titled "Bad Behavior," the hosts welcome special guests Vinny Guadagnino, Derek Gaines, and Mike Feeney. Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, the episode promises a blend of humor, wit, and engaging stories as the panel navigates through tales of mischief and misconduct.

Meet the Guests

• Vinny Guadagnino: Known from the Something Went Wrong podcast and his stint on Jersey Shore, Vinny brings his charismatic personality to the panel.
• Derek Gaines: Featuring from the No Need for Apologies podcast on the GAS Digital Network, Derek adds a unique perspective with his storytelling prowess.
• Mike Feeney: A comedian with a recent special titled A Night at the Comedy Cellar available on YouTube, Mike engages the audience with his candid humor.

Game Rules Overview

At the outset (03:07), Big Jay and Louis explain the rules of Story Warz:

• Submission: Each panelist submits stories on the designated topic—in this episode, "Bad Behavior."
• Deception: When a story is read, if it's your own, you must deceive the other panelists into thinking it's not yours.
• Guessing: The remaining panelists attempt to identify the true author of the story.
• Scoring: Points are awarded both for successfully deceiving others and for correctly guessing the story's origin.

Round 1: Middle School Shenanigans

• Story 1 (05:47): A panelist shares a story about being suspended from middle school for pretending to stab an art teacher with an exacto knife, witnessed through a two-way mirror.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Big Jay (05:47): "Two way mirror?"
  • Derek Gaines (07:03): "You also have stabbings in your family."

Mike Feeney successfully deceives the panel, leading to his story being correctly identified (10:32).

Round 2: Cigarettes and Chaos

• Story 2 (15:39): A tale of stealing a mother's cigarettes and smoking them in the attic, resulting in confrontation and a two-week suspension.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Mike Feeney (15:39): "Clerkenstein suspension."
  • Vinnie Guadagnino (16:10): "My first story is I killed a toddler."

Derek Gaines's story is revealed as the correct author (21:23).

Round 3: Amusement Park Hustle

• Story 3 (23:28): Selling prizes under the table at a neighborhood amusement park and being threatened by the police during a family picnic.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Vinnie Guadagnino (28:15): "I should fuck."
  • Derek Gaines (29:24): "Lewis is an entrepreneur at a young age."

Vinny Guadagnino uncovers Derek Gaines's deceit, awarding him three points (30:33).

Round 4: Digital Deceit

• Story 4 (32:27): Downloading pornography from LimeWire, burning it onto CDs, and selling them.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Mike Feeney (35:00): "I'm canceled."
  • Big Jay (36:24): "Damn, he did get it right."

The story is confirmed as Vinny Guadagnino's, granting him five points (35:49).

Round 5: Schoolyard Brawls

• Story 5 (45:27): Being kicked out of middle school on the first day due to a fight.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Big Jay (53:09): "I got my ass."
  • Mike Feeney (53:14): "Why did you go up and start talking to him?"

Big Jay Oakerson's own story is identified, awarding him two points (54:28).

Round 6: Graffiti Gone Wrong

• Story 6 (55:31): Writing an inappropriate word on the school wall in fourth grade, claiming ignorance and pressure from a friend.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Mike Feeney (60:09): "I have to scrub the word off the wall."
  • Louis J. Gomez (63:30): "I can't wait for the one time."

Louis J. Gomez's story emerges as the correct one, adding four points to his tally (65:34).

Round 7: Frog Folly

• Story 7 (61:35): Pouring bleach on a frog, resulting in its transformation and eventual explosion.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Vinny Guadagnino (66:15): "They didn't believe me."
  • Big Jay (62:22): "You could have done it to your car."

Derek Gaines's story is identified, granting him six points (67:06).

Round 8: Hit and Run Havoc

• Story 8 (68:31): Involvement in a hit and run with a school bus, leading to legal repercussions and family confrontations.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Big Jay (69:34): "I drove and I tried to hit school buses."
  • Derek Gaines (70:49): "I'm committed."

Louis J. Gomez's final story claim concludes the game, securing his position as the episode's winner (75:10).

Final Scores

• Louis J. Gomez: 22 points
• Mike Feeney: 19 points
• Vinnie Guadagnino: 18 points
• Derek Gaines: 14 points
• Big Jay Oakerson: 6 points

Concluding Remarks

The episode wraps up with congratulations to Louis J. Gomez for securing the highest points, claiming the week’s prize: a used copy of Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break Ins and Breakdown that Put Donald Trump in the White House. The hosts express excitement for future episodes and engage in light-hearted banter, ensuring the audience remains entertained until the end.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Mike Feeney (02:04): "I support the death penalty."
• Big Jay Oakerson (07:03): "You also have stabbings in your family."
• Vinnie Guadagnino (12:10): "I got my ass."
• Derek Gaines (29:24): "Lewis is an entrepreneur at a young age."
• Louis J. Gomez (63:30): "I can't wait for the one time."
• Derek Gaines (66:15): "They didn't believe me."
• Big Jay Oakerson (69:34): "I drove and I tried to hit school buses."

Conclusion

Episode 015 of Story Warz masterfully combines humor with engaging storytelling, allowing guests to showcase their deceptive skills while recounting tales of questionable behavior. The competitive yet friendly atmosphere keeps listeners entertained, making it a standout episode in the Story Warz series.