017. Adrienne Iapalucci, Katie Boyle, & Kerryn Feehan | The Kitchen

Summary

Story Warz Episode 017: Adrienne Iapalucci, Katie Boyle, & Kerryn Feehan | The Kitchen

Released on November 29, 2024

Welcome to Episode 017 of Story Warz, hosted by Big J Okerson and Louis J. Gomez of the GaS Digital Network. In this episode, titled "The Kitchen," the hosts welcome an all-female panel comprising Adrienne Iapalucci, Katie Boyle, and Kerryn Feehan. Filmed live at The Stand Comedy Club in New York City, the episode promises a blend of hilarious storytelling, sharp wit, and competitive deception as the panelists engage in a battle of wits centered around the theme of the kitchen.

Introduction of Hosts and Guests

The episode kicks off with the charismatic hosts setting the jovial tone. Big J Okerson enthusiastically introduces the show, highlighting the sold-out live audience:

[00:40] Big J Okerson: "This is going to be a big show. It's packed, sold out show here at The Stand Comedy Club."

Louis J. Gomez follows suit, introducing the panelists one by one with flair:

[01:10] Louis J. Gomez: "We have an amazing Story Warz for you guys today, everybody. Let's bring out our illustrious panel of guests who are going to be playing the game today."

The guests are introduced with their latest projects:

• Adrienne Iapalucci: Promoting her new Netflix special, The Dark Queen.
• Katie Boyle: Highlighting her debut special, I'll Do It Myself, available on YouTube.
• Kerryn Feehan: Known from the Only Phihans podcast.

Game Explanation

Big J and Louis explain the game's mechanics, ensuring listeners understand the competitive framework:

[03:02] Louis J. Gomez: "The game, everybody, is very, very simple."

Panelists submit three to five stories related to the kitchen. Host-producer Alex reads these stories randomly. If a story belongs to a panelist, they must deceive others into believing it's not theirs. Conversely, if a story isn't theirs, they must guess whose it is. Points are awarded based on successful deception and accurate guessing:

[03:32] Big J Okerson: "For every person you deceive, you get one point. And for every time you guess the right answer, you get two points."

The prize for the evening is announced: a copy of comedian K.P. Burke's History Isn't Boring.

Gameplay Highlights

Story 1: A Kitchen Fire

[06:24] Story Number 1: "The first time I remember my mother cooking, it ended with firemen at our house."

• Louis correctly identifies his own story, earning a clean sweep with four points.
• Notable Interaction:

  [10:34] Big J Okerson: "Adrian's sentence structure was so simple and elegant. I should have guessed you all along."

Story 2: Peeing Pants During Dinner

[11:46] Story Number 2: "Growing up, I often peed my pants during family dinner."

• Katie points out Karen's tendency, leading to Karen securing two points.
• Notable Exchange:

  [12:09] Big J Okerson: "Growing up, I often peed my pants during family dinner. When she's saying growing up as well, she was drinking when she was, like, 12."

Story 3: Cheating in the Kitchen

[17:25] Story Number 3: "I caught my significant other cheating on me in the kitchen of a party. It somehow made them seem hotter to me than before."

• Katie successfully deceives, scoring five points and leading the scoreboard.
• Notable Quote:

  [19:23] Katie Boyle: "I was with this really, really ugly guy, and everybody roast me for being a really ugly guy. But then this hot girl cheated. He cheated on her with me, and I was like, see? He's hot."

Story 4: Cat Eats Fish’s Tail

[21:44] Story Number 4: "My cat ate my fish's tail. So my mom gave my fish mouth to mouth in the kitchen to try to save its life. It died."

• Katie again deceives effectively, earning additional points.
• Humorous Debate:

  [22:27] Louis J. Gomez: "I was picturing a goldfish."

Story 5: Lasagna Disaster

[32:46] Story Number 5: "My mom cooked lasagna for Christmas and then dropped it on the floor, and we all had to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."

• Katie continues her winning streak, securing nine points and further establishing her lead.
• Notable Banter:

  [35:29] Big J Okerson: "What did you want her to cook? Anything. Spaghetti is Crazy for Christmas meatballs."

Story 6: Living Without a Kitchen

[41:28] Story Number 6: "In my 20s, I lived in an apartment that had no kitchen. Just a mini fridge in a microwave."

• Louis breaks through, correctly identifying his story and gaining eight points.

Story 7: Uncle's Knife Trick

[45:56] Story Number 7: "My drug-addicted, alcoholic uncle once pulled me into the kitchen during a family holiday dinner to show me how he could do the knife between the fingers trick."

• Louis deciphers his own story, accumulating 22 points and solidifying his position.

Story 8: Sex in a Fridge

[53:30] Story Number 8: "I've had sex in a fridge."

• Louis once again identifies his story correctly, culminating in a commanding 22-point lead.

Score Progression and Final Outcome

Throughout the game, the hosts and panelists engage in a series of humorous and rapid-fire exchanges, often ribbing each other and sharing personal anecdotes related to the stories. The competitive tension builds as points are tallied:

• Katie Boyle impressively leads with nine points initially, but Louis J. Gomez overtakes her with a total of 22 points by the final story.
• Big J Okerson maintains a strong presence with consistent points but falls behind.
• Adrienne Iapalucci and Kerryn Feehan struggle to accumulate points, each securing minimal scores.

Conclusion and Prize Distribution

Louis J. Gomez emerges as the victor of the evening, earning the coveted copy of History Isn't Boring. The hosts celebrate the victory with light-hearted banter and congratulate Louis on his strategic gameplay:

[59:04] Big J Okerson: "22 points. Am I too good? Am I too good? I'll retire if you guys really want me to."

The episode concludes with closing remarks, as the hosts encourage listeners to check out the guests' latest projects and subscribe to their respective channels, ensuring a vibrant and engaging finish to a night filled with laughter, storytelling, and competitive spirit.

Notable Quotes

• Big J Okerson on Hosting the Sold-Out Show:

  [00:40] Big J Okerson: "This is going to be a big show. It's packed, sold out show here at The Stand Comedy Club."

• Katie Boyle on Her Leading Score:

  [20:52] Big J Okerson: "Katie Boyle jumping in the lead."

• Louis J. Gomez Celebrating His Win:

  [59:16] Louis J. Gomez: "History isn't boring. Your teacher was."

Final Thoughts

Episode 017 of Story Warz exemplifies the show's signature blend of humor, competition, and engaging storytelling. With a dynamic all-female panel and spirited hosts, the episode offers laughter and entertainment while showcasing the panelists' ability to deceive and deduce effectively. Louis J. Gomez's triumph adds a memorable highlight, making this episode a must-listen for fans of comedy and clever game shows.

Transcript

[Big J Okerson]

Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network, ladies and gentlemen, in Story wars with the Story Warriors, Big J Okerson and Louis J. Go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Story Wars. We are your Story Warriors, Big J Okerson and Louis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

What's going on? Story Warriors. That's right. This is it. This is going to be a big show. It's packed, sold out show here at the Stan Comedy Club.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We are at capacity. The fire department came in. Sorry we started so late. Yes. Keep this near me.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God. Can we please bring back waitress too? And I'd have fucking skinny ass Joe Harari delivering the drink. Waitress sue is a goddamn angel. And fucking Joel Harari is a skinny dweeb.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We have an amazing Story wars for you guys today, everybody. Let's bring out our illustrious panel of guests who are going to be playing the game today. First, everybody, she has a brand new special right now, the Dark Queen. Available on Netflix. Watch it immediately. It is the hilarious Adrian Appalucci, everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Love it. Yeah, right here, Adrian, thank you very much. Very happy to have you here on Story Wars. And our next panelist, she just filmed a brand new special. You can check out her debut special, I'll do it myself. Available right now on YouTube. Ladies and gentlemen, clap it up as loud as can for the great Katie Bole. KT Bo. Yeah. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you for joining us, Katie. And last but not least, our final contestant of the evening, everybody. You know it from our podcast only Phihans. It's the hilarious Karen Feehan, everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

She's my cherry pie. Cool. Drinking water. Such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Hey, guys.

[Big J Okerson]

This is the first ever all female Story wars panel. Everyone's got their nails done. The ladies are coming out tonight. And I'll tell you right now, we picked a great topic for this week. This week's story, worst topics is the kitchen. That's right, ladies. The kitchen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I just. I just realized.

[Big J Okerson]

You just realized either because you're dumb women.

[Karen Feehan]

You guys are dumb. That's why no one's here. You booked all women. Well, joke's on you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, we really should have booked at least one guy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The game, everybody, is very, very simple. Very simple to explain. We have all submitted three to five stories. Everybody up here has submitted three to five stories on the topic the Kitchen to our producer, Alex. Alex is gonna read those stories off one at a time, randomly. And then if it is your story, it is your job to deceive everybody else and make them think it's not your story. If it is not your story, it's your job to guess whose story it is.

[Big J Okerson]

And if you guess the right story, you get one point. I'm sorry. For every person you deceive, you get one point. I got it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I.

[Big J Okerson]

For every person you deceive, you get one point. And for every time you guess the right answer, you get two points. It's nice and simple. You guys are gonna figure it out. You know how to play at home. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Story Wars.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You also, you cannot guess yourself.

[Big J Okerson]

Are we doing the new rule? No, Jay, the only reason you're saying not to do the new rule is because you're freaking out about the old rules.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's the old rule?

[Big J Okerson]

The old rule. So the new rule that was suggested by a fan on Twitter was that when we make our vote. So if you put. Once you vote, you put it in here, Your vote's final. But that we don't reveal the votes until everyone's votes are in.

[Katie Boyle]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

They hate it in the room. They're like, what the fuck was that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Means you kind of want to write your answer slyly before you.

[Big J Okerson]

Nah, you know what? We're not changing the rule.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Love it. All right, before you think you girls are here for nothing, by the way, let me tell you what we're playing for. This week's winner gets a brand new copy of comedian K.P. burke's history isn't Boring. Your teacher was a lighthearted, engaging book that condenses fascinating episodes from American history into quick, digestible stories.

[Big J Okerson]

Directly from the Story wars library. One person goes home with it. I hope we don't lose this book, Jay, because I love this book.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I want to keep this book in house. Now, me and Lewis are not playing as a team at all. We don't want each other to win either. But if we do, it does stay in the Story wars live.

[Big J Okerson]

And look how many books I have personally won.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's not true.

[Big J Okerson]

These are all my books as they are. I swear to God.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where's my books?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you're a loser, dude. You need to pay attention.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think all of our books are in that.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe they might be. I will say that Alex pointed something else out to me before we get started. She said that apparently 80 to 90% of the time, I'm the last person to put my answer in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're a cheater.

[Big J Okerson]

I've. There's. There's no strategy here. I just happen to do that, so I have no issue with.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You should add an element of time. You should do, like, a stopwatch.

[Big J Okerson]

A stopwatch?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah, that. You only have this much time to guess. 30 seconds. I'm in it.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, whatever your name is, Karen, I. I don't need you to throw other rules out there right now, okay? We just rejected one rule. We're not throwing other rules out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We also said it very passive aggressively, like it's dumb. We haven't thought of it yet. Yeah, why don't you just do this?

[Big J Okerson]

Idiot.

[Karen Feehan]

Are you gonna let your boyfriend talk to you like that?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Look, just an idea.

[Big J Okerson]

So Alex said whoever's in first place has to vote first. Is that was your. Your idea for a rule change, Alex?

[Alex]

Yeah, it's a suggestion I've been seeing in the YouTube channel.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I can't believe that we are working out the rules in front of a live audience.

[Big J Okerson]

They love it. They want to know how the sausage is made.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They thought they just figured out how the game was played.

[Karen Feehan]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea.

[Big J Okerson]

It's time for story wars.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't know what's going on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex, our first story, please.

[Alex]

Story number one. The first time I remember my mother cooking, it ended with firemen at our house.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hmm. Vague.

[Katie Boyle]

Do we guess?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everybody?

[Big J Okerson]

We all guess. We can look for a minute.

[Katie Boyle]

Defo Karen Vian.

[Big J Okerson]

It's defo Karen Feehan.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I think that's Irish for definitely.

[Karen Feehan]

But it could also be YouTube.

[Big J Okerson]

It could also be us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It could be any of us.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I think it's Katie because she accused me immediately.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're mad at her now, but then.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I was like, do they have firemen?

[Katie Boyle]

We don't have firemen.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I didn't think so.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. What do they do in Ireland when there's a fire? There's like, oh, just let it burn. We're gonna move.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're not gonna stop this wood from going up.

[Adrian Appalucci]

They're all hammered. They just pee on it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, I guess that I can see being Adrian.

[Big J Okerson]

Adrian's family's from the Bronx. I. I could. I don't know why. With Adrian's attitude, I'm assuming she was raised by a bad mother.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nailed it.

[Karen Feehan]

And a bad father.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Katie Boyle]

That's the combo.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Then again, it also could be big J. Your mom was a young mom. She had big tits when she was figuring it out. This is early in your memory. Jay's 47 years old.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It could be you. Your mother was a junkie, and she could have been cooking method.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, that's true. Good point.

[Big J Okerson]

If the firemen would have ended up at Our house. She would have offered them sexual favors.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, she can't tip.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Katie Boyle]

Are you meant to tip firemen? This country's crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

You should. Why do we tip fucking baristas but not firemen?

[Karen Feehan]

I don't tip baristas.

[Big J Okerson]

I do. You don't. You don't.

[Karen Feehan]

At this point, it depends how nice they are.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't like how Starbucks is like, well, we're just gonna leave that for you to, you know, make a decision with. And they don't say it like, oh.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They walk away. And you're like, don't walk away. Watch me push the button that gives you money. I want the credit. I have held a fucking $5 bill over a stupid tip bucket waiting for someone to turn back around before I drop this in there. You're gonna see it, fuck face.

[Big J Okerson]

I am genuinely getting a vibe that this is Adrian. This is. This is a Bronx mom. Well, you. Here's the thing. If it is you, you don't want people to think that it's you. You get points for tricking.

[Karen Feehan]

What if I trick people into thinking it is me?

[Big J Okerson]

We've. You know, what people suggested. It means nothing to you or the game.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay? This game means nothing to me either.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't be an the KP Burks. History isn't boring. Your teacher was. It means nothing to you. That's crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

With a focus on lesser known but intriguing events and figures, the book aims to show how captivating history can be when told.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I'm gonna start the voting first.

[Katie Boyle]

This is propaganda for sure. There's some Trump going on in here.

[Adrian Appalucci]

What is. What is it again, Alex? The first time my mom cooked, there was fire.

[Big J Okerson]

It was right in front of you. Karen can't read.

[Katie Boyle]

It was so Karen. She's like, I don't remember the story.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Karen could be playing the game right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll throw a vote out there.

[Karen Feehan]

I think if. If it was Karen, you would have the fireman.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah.

[Katie Boyle]

She was a child.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She may have been a child.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I was so hot when I was like, 11.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen, you did peak at 11. That is true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I am locking in. Final answer.

[Big J Okerson]

Final answer right here. Adrian, I apolucci. Oh, yeah. AR said you have a napkin in front of you. I'm locking in. Adrian.

[Adrian Appalucci]

This is the hardest part.

[Big J Okerson]

Beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen, everyone's answers are locked in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex, who'd you put?

[Alex]

Wow. Guys, in the first round, I have a clean sweep for Big J. Olson.

[Big J Okerson]

I knew it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was me.

[Big J Okerson]

Clean sweep.

[Adrian Appalucci]

The sentence structure was so simple and elegant. I should have guessed you all along.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you. Yeah, Pretty simple, Louis. Nailed it. I had a young mom, and then when she. When I would stay home with her, she would try to cook sometimes. I remember the first time she tried, she left something in the broiler underneath, and our whole kitchen caught on fire. And then firemen had to come. And then we just live with a black wall for a while.

[Big J Okerson]

It's better than my son who's living with a black guy for a while.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, which is better? It's all in the eye.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay, did you take. Did you steal my Diet Coke?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I asked Joe for Diet Coke.

[Big J Okerson]

Directly from in front of me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He put all the drinks in front of you. I just move him over here.

[Karen Feehan]

Alex, you have no drinks.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Also, Adrian also would like.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, can we get some Diet Cokes, Ken? Where are our points at, Alex?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, I think we know where they're at.

[Alex]

Well, I have big J on the board with four points.

[Katie Boyle]

Wow.

[Alex]

And everyone else with zero.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've been having a rough couple of weeks here on Story Wars.

[Big J Okerson]

This crowd's so good and energetic. Let's go. Story number two.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Calm down, Alex.

[Alex]

Story number two. Growing up, I often peed my pants during family dinner.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now I think it's Adrian afraid of these terrible parents.

[Karen Feehan]

Maybe.

[Big J Okerson]

I feel like it could be Katie, too. That seems like a very Irish piss pants sort of fucking.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, I pissed my pants again.

[Katie Boyle]

I definitely would not have owned up to it if it was. It's definitely you.

[Big J Okerson]

It's definitely me, Louis. I peed my pants often. That's. That's an actual psychopath.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Often is the key word.

[Big J Okerson]

Often is insane. Like, one time pissing your pants during dinner.

[Katie Boyle]

You're right. That's too.

[Adrian Appalucci]

What do you guys think? Often is.

[Big J Okerson]

Look at. Look at Karen. Look at Karen defending the act now. And she's drinking water right now. We know she pisses.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Karen pees.

[Big J Okerson]

That girl pees.

[Karen Feehan]

You peed a lot in a bed.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You peed the bed a lot, Karen.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah, Multiple other people's beds.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, that's right. You would get. You would get blackout drunk and piss in people's beds.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah. Night weather out, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

If a girl pissed in my bed, I would beat the out of her. I would beat her like she was a wet dog, you guys.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Lewis used to beat the out of me.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Very passionate.

[Katie Boyle]

She's joking, Katie.

[Adrian Appalucci]

We're joking, man.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm really between Karen and Adrian on this one.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think Adrian's tough.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Adrian's tough. She's not pissing her pants. Karen, you may have fallen to pieces.

[Big J Okerson]

Growing up, I often peed my pants during family dinner. When she's saying growing up as well, she. I mean, she. She was drinking when she was, like, 12. Oh, you.

[Adrian Appalucci]

So was Katie, though.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Katie, were you a big drinker when you were younger?

[Katie Boyle]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You know, Guinness, like, right away.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I never considered the idea that it was a child alcoholic from Ireland, because legal drinking age is seven.

[Adrian Appalucci]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big J Okerson]

Child alcohol.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know what, buddy? I'm going to go ahead and say.

[Katie Boyle]

It'S really not, but it could be.

[Adrian Appalucci]

So I'm ready to. I'm ready to lock in.

[Big J Okerson]

This is. I just know Karen. Karen is a true, deep down trash bag. And this sounds like a Karen story. So I'm going with Karen motherfucking Fien.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everybody's locked in, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

If it's Jay again, I will. I will beat him. Like, he just pissed in my bed.

[Karen Feehan]

I think it's Jay.

[Alex]

Alex, that was Karen Fihanna.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I. I didn't think Alex was gonna pick that one.

[Katie Boyle]

I'm so sad that so many people here thought I pissed myself a lot.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen, what the happened here? What do you mean? Growing up, how old were you when you were pissing your pants during family dinners?

[Adrian Appalucci]

I would say ages 4 to 14.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why are you not allowed to leave before you finish your food or some shit?

[Adrian Appalucci]

I was, but, like, my family was pretty funny. And my brother did this thing where he would tackle me before I got to the bathroom. So I pee my pants.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, he would make you. He would make you pee your pants by holding you so you couldn't pee.

[Adrian Appalucci]

And tickle me and all that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And everyone had a good laugh.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And everyone laughed. Karen's covered in piss.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Nobody ever helped me. My mom's like, la, la, la. Change your pants again. You guys are weird.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you very much. Appreciate it. On the other side. Thank you. See how much better it is when there's a hot waitress instead of Joe Harari?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, Joe Harari's hot.

[Adrian Appalucci]

He's a hot waitress.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, points.

[Alex]

All right, on the scoreboard, I have.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I got two.

[Karen Feehan]

I got two as well.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I don't.

[Alex]

I have Katie, Karen, and Lewis with two points each. Big J with four points. And Adrian not yet on the board.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Damn goose egg.

[Karen Feehan]

That hurts.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But make it up to her. Check out the Dark Queen, available right now on Netflix.

[Karen Feehan]

Let me disappoint you a second time.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's for Adrian.

[Karen Feehan]

It was for me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right. Sorry to hear that terrible thing about your past, Karen.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

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[Big J Okerson]

Kids presence, you're going to win. You're going to get the whole family the. Their dream holiday vacation. Every. It's. It's guaranteed. You know better than anyone who's going to win these games. And think about how often you're right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your wife's going to be in your ear the whole time. Stop. We need this money for the kids school. And you go. We can send them to school for the next hundred years if this hits.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. They don't need school if this hits.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No one needs school. We'll homeschool them.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Hell yes.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, where were we?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Story number three.

[Alex]

Story number three. I caught my significant other cheating on me in the kitchen of a party. It somehow made them seem hotter to me than before.

[Karen Feehan]

This is Louis.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I'm ready.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everyone's going. Lewis is right away. This could be Lewis. This does reek of Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

It somehow made them seem hotter to me than before.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know what, dude? I. I can't argue with this.

[Big J Okerson]

You're all fools.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We could be. We could be.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay, before you put that in there, I'm letting you know it's not me. We're about to. One of these bitches are stocking up on points right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who was the first?

[Big J Okerson]

I wouldn't think it's Jay. You know this about me. If a girl cheated on me, it's never hot. Ever. Not once. Too late. Your store, your Things are locked in. Okay, I'm not thinking that's hot. Actually, I don't know why I'm trying to give you points, but it's because it gives the person who tricks more points. Look, I. I already know who it is, but to be honest with you, I'm looking at your faces. Women are terrible at poker. Their poker faces are hot trash. I know 100 for a fact who it is. I'm not gonna tell Jay because I don't want to give Jay the points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Don't tell me, but will you vote at some point? I mean, you're always going last. Again, I voted filibustering to go last.

[Big J Okerson]

Happy New Year.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm gonna go. All right, I'm gone.

[Big J Okerson]

Here it is. You're a fool. I know for a fact who it was. I don't know why I let her get another point just now. I should have done it. But you know what? KT it is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But let me explain.

[Katie Boyle]

It's because I was with this really.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, wait, we have to give the official.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm sorry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex.

[Alex]

That was Kitty Boyle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You guys.

[Adrian Appalucci]

How did Lewis know?

[Katie Boyle]

Because I was laughing so much my poker face was bad. No, it's because I was a really, really ugly guy, and everybody was roast me for being a really ugly guy. But then this hot girl cheated. He cheated on her with me, and I was like, see? He's hot. But anyway, so it's kind of bad. I was 15.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait a minute, hold on.

[Katie Boyle]

He cheated on the hot. So the hot girl.

[Big J Okerson]

He cheated on you with a hot.

[Katie Boyle]

Girl for being with him. But then one of the hot girls from school started kissing him in the kitchen, and I was like, see? He is hot, but he was never hot.

[Big J Okerson]

And that made you feel better?

[Katie Boyle]

Yeah, it was, like, valid. It was validation.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That is better than getting cheated on by an ugly guy.

[Katie Boyle]

No, but he. He was ugly. But the girl he cheated on was hot, so it made me feel good. Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Better.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Made you feel like he was hotter?

[Katie Boyle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because what if he had cheated, but.

[Big J Okerson]

It made you feel less hot yourself?

[Katie Boyle]

No, it made me feel.

[Big J Okerson]

It should have, though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, you just accepted that at 15 it wasn't pure heartbreak and soul crushing.

[Katie Boyle]

I was kind of drunk.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Man, we gotta lower the drinking age in this country, get through all those teenage problems. No problem at all.

[Big J Okerson]

I would have killed myself, dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Damn. It's a shake up in the score, everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's go. Where are our scores at? Alex?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Katie?

[Karen Feehan]

I'm gonna try and lose everything.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex.

[Alex]

All right, on the scoreboard. I have Adrian with zero points, Karen with two points. Big J and Lewis tied with four points each, and Katie Boyle with five points.

[Big J Okerson]

Five points for Katie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Boyle jumps in the lead.

[Katie Boyle]

I really don't want the book, though. So if I win, can I just give it. I don't like American history.

[Big J Okerson]

It's K.P. burke. He's a comic that we all know. Jesus. Take the book, Katie. Jesus.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's American history. It's featuring 25 stories paired with illustrations. It blends humor, storytelling, and historical insight to appeal to readers who might have found history dull in school.

[Karen Feehan]

Am I allowed to thumb through it?

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm gonna lose. I.

[Big J Okerson]

No. You know, you specifically in last place are not allowed to thumb through the book. Anybody else on the panel can. You have to have points on the board to touch our books.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's get you on that board. You can.

[Big J Okerson]

You get one point on the board. You can touch the book.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, Adrian, just get something going crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

Zero points after three rounds. We've never seen it. We've never seen this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Something going.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, story number four.

[Katie Boyle]

Is there pictures?

[Alex]

Yes.

[Katie Boyle]

Oh, then I want the book.

[Karen Feehan]

You can't get it.

[Alex]

Story number four. My cat ate my fish's tail. So my mom gave my fish mouth to mouth in the kitchen to try to save its life. It died.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's crazy behavior. Which says Adrian.

[Adrian Appalucci]

It feels. Adrian.

[Big J Okerson]

It does feel, Adrian.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Very Adrianesque.

[Katie Boyle]

It is very.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't even like cats.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, especially after it ate your fish's tail.

[Karen Feehan]

That's right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mouth to mouth is batshit crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, how big of a fish is it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, is it like.

[Big J Okerson]

If it's like one of those ones that are on the wall that sings, that's got a big mouth. That makes sense.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Did someone. Did you keep a bull shark in your house? Somebody or.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, if it's a goldfish, that's crazy. Like, you're gonna fucking blow up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was picturing a goldfish.

[Big J Okerson]

I was picturing a goldfish with a little tiny mouth, and you fucking blow his fucking eyeballs out of his head. You don't want to give mouth to mouth to a goldfish. It's not gonna help.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I inflated its lungs too much.

[Big J Okerson]

But if it was like a fucking. Like a tuna. A tuna is a big old fish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Doggy. I don't know if you mouth to mouth any fish.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't think you can mouth to mouth resuscitate any fish.

[Big J Okerson]

I bet. I bet you they have lungs, they breathe well. No, they don't. They have Gills. They have gills, Jay. You have to spit water into their gills. Jay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're saying the word J. You were wrong about the thing I said. You can't give mouth to mouth to a fish. You were like, hang on, let me try to manipulate this into being a real thing. And then you find they don't even have lungs.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, they don't have lungs. They have gills. Do they have lungs, though?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Their lungs are.

[Big J Okerson]

Nobody knows if fish have lungs. You.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know you can't do cpr.

[Big J Okerson]

Assuming not, we're assuming they don't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know you can't do CPR on a fish. Facts. Look it up. It's very simple to look up, Mike. Let's get this answer and let's get it out of here fast.

[Big J Okerson]

Clear. No, you cannot effectively give mouth to mouth resuscitation to a fish because their breathing mechanism is completely different from a human gills, like I pointed out. Can you fucking, like just. You spit water under their gills? Could I spit water into their gills? G, Mike, before we keep the show going, let's just get it out of the way so we can all move on with our night.

[Adrian Appalucci]

If you have enough water to spit into its gills, why wouldn't you just put it in a cup of water?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What if I'm one of those regurgitators where I can swallow a gallon of water and just keep spitting?

[Big J Okerson]

And also, this is a. You didn't say that.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You didn't say that, Karen.

[Big J Okerson]

This is a 22 pound tuna. You're not putting it into a cup. You.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I thought we were selling the goldfish.

[Big J Okerson]

No, the goldfish is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The goldfish is dead. We'll blow his eyes out. We discovered that.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I apologize.

[Big J Okerson]

This is a 22 pound tuna. G, Mike. If you spit water into its gills, does that essentially save it? In a similar method to mouth to.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mouth, if you could have a regurgitator's amount of maybe a gallon of water resting inside your stomach? Mike, says here.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. Okay, all right, all right. You get a little fucking little fun.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I'm not convinced.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jury's out. As far as fee hands concerned, I'm going first.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm going to get the voting going. Adrian Apolucci is the fucking culprit here. Her. She's from a crazy family. She's from the Bronx. They're stupid up there. This is a stupid person's move. It's obviously Adrian.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think it's Adrian as well. And I'm locking it in.

[Big J Okerson]

Locked and loaded.

[Karen Feehan]

You voted for me, too.

[Big J Okerson]

I voted for you, too.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did you get Katie voted for Lewis.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, yeah, I'm voting for Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

Vote for me. My mom was a heroin addict. She did not have the. The wind capacity for her lungs.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She didn't drink.

[Big J Okerson]

She was asleep.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everyone's locked in, Alex.

[Alex]

This story belongs again to Katie. Boy.

[Big J Okerson]

God damn it. Two in a row for Katie.

[Adrian Appalucci]

She's doing some warlock on us, dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Two sweeps in a row.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she did another sweep.

[Adrian Appalucci]

This is bad.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no. This is really bad. She's pulling ahead. Katie, what happened here? Talk to me about this. How drunk was your mother?

[Katie Boyle]

She was just really crazy. No, my cat ate the fish's tail and then she tried to resuscitate it, which is weird because when the cat died, she just threw its body in the bin. So she's just very.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What kind of fish was it, like a Loch Ness monster or something?

[Big J Okerson]

It was a goldfish.

[Katie Boyle]

It didn't survive because its tail was off, so then she flushed it down the toilet.

[Big J Okerson]

First of all, they can survive. Maybe you never saw the movie A dolphin's tail.

[Katie Boyle]

No.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Enrapture us.

[Big J Okerson]

They can survive without a tail if you train them the right way. It's a very fun story. It's a very fun story. Dolphin's tail. And a dolphin's tail, too.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm just trying to think if once you bite the tail of a goldfish, it's gone. It's mostly just head.

[Big J Okerson]

It's just like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's this part.

[Big J Okerson]

A floating goldfish face. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And your mom. And your mom's over there like.

[Big J Okerson]

Like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Don't you die on me, you son.

[Big J Okerson]

Of a. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Don'T you. Not you. Are you Puddles?

[Katie Boyle]

It was a weird childhood.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, and were you upset? How old were you at this time?

[Katie Boyle]

Oh, I knew that fish was dead.

[Big J Okerson]

You were. You're like mom's.

[Katie Boyle]

I was like, seven.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, and you were like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You were drunk. Everyone was drunk. Man, that is a shake up. Holy.

[Big J Okerson]

That is a shake up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where are we at? Let's look at that scoreboard.

[Alex]

All right, everybody. On the scoreboard, I have Adrian with zero points, Karen Feehan with two points. Big J and Lewis tied with four points each, and Katie Boyle with nine.

[Big J Okerson]

Katie Boyle pulling ahead.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I believe, most confused with how the game works. Running away with it.

[Big J Okerson]

She does not want the book. She has stated five times out loud.

[Katie Boyle]

I'm gonna learn so much history.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wow. What are we on story four?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that was it. What are our halftime point. Guys, why don't we just.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was story four.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that was. Ladies and gentlemen, with the halftime Yay. Yay. It's a game show. Come on. The audience you matter. Everyone at home thinks it's sold out. Come on, let's go to our plugs. Karen Fian. What are you plugging?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Hey, check out my podcast, OnlyFiens. Subscribe to my YouTube channel. I'm on the road. I'm in Chicago. I'm in Tampa. Special coming out. That's it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hell yeah. Katie.

[Katie Boyle]

I have a special on YouTube, so go to my YouTube at. Katie World comic. I have another special coming out in Seattle, Chicago, Ireland, other places. Katie will comic. Oh, and if you want to sign up to OnlyFans, there's no naked photos.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's a fair.

[Big J Okerson]

You need to just. Here's the thing. Just tell them to sign up for your only fans and let them find out for themselves that there's no naked photos. You're not going to get anybody signing up.

[Katie Boyle]

Katie, you have zero photos.

[Big J Okerson]

I guarantee you she's promoted multiple times on my shows. You have zero subscribers because of the way your marketing is.

[Katie Boyle]

17. I put up pictures of the cat's paws.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen, how many subscribers? You have your only fans. Which is. Which features naked photos?

[Adrian Appalucci]

A lot more.

[Louis J. Gomez]

A lot more.

[Karen Feehan]

How many?

[Adrian Appalucci]

A lot.

[Karen Feehan]

100,000.

[Adrian Appalucci]

A little less.

[Big J Okerson]

You see?

[Katie Boyle]

We're so close.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Adrian, your plugs.

[Karen Feehan]

Watch my special the Dark Queen on Netflix. I don't know. Come see me on the road. Whatever.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hot take bigj. Comedy.com for all my dates, everybody. If you're listening to this live, you have one more day probably to see me in Houston, if there's still tickets available. Coming home from Philadelphia. Oh, yes, next Monday. Never mind then. You've already missed me in Houston, you fucking idiot. You dumb cowboy. You couldn't have come anyways. It was sold out. We're doing a live story, wars in Philadelphia. I think there are a few tickets left. I think there's a few tickets left. So if you want to check that out, go to bigjcomedy.com, look for a city near you. Boston, Providence, all coming up. And then of course, we're doing New Year's Legion of Skanks sold out. So, yeah, just know that we did. We did great. Watch my specials. Listen to the bonfire with me and the great Robert Kelly Faction Talk, SiriusXM103, and of course, the Legion of Skanks right here on the guest digital network.

[Big J Okerson]

See me live on the road. Lubusofskangs.com is the website. The regs at the Gramercy Theater right here in New York city on Wednesday, December 11th. Grab those tickets. It's gonna be a blast. We just confirmed our special guest, Secret Santa Claus. Can't say who it is, but he is huge. Then I'm at the dojo of Comedy, Morris Plains, New Jersey on December 12th. Emas, Pennsylvania on December 13th. Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas from December 20th through 22nd. And a lot of other brand new tour starting in January. The Bring 5 Friends tour coming to a city near you. Gonna be at Zany's Rosemont in January. I'm gonna be in North Charleston, South Carolina in January. A couple other dates.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Are we doing 2026 too?

[Big J Okerson]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Full nudity. Adrian, I know we've reached the second half of the game here. Our final four stories, and you're probably feeling pretty low.

[Karen Feehan]

Damn.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're probably feeling like there's no way.

[Karen Feehan]

To climb out that thing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I understand that, but I don't want you to feel I'm gonna buy it because we do a pretty funny thing, a pretty fun little thing we do over here for the final four stories.

[Karen Feehan]

Double points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Double points.

[Big J Okerson]

Double points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Meaning that before, every time you fooled somebody, you receive one point. Every time you guessed correctly, you got two points.

[Big J Okerson]

Now do the math.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Double points.

[Big J Okerson]

Big deal. It's a big deal.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The people have spoken. They love double points. Alex, Story number six. Story number five. Thank you.

[Alex]

Story number five. My mom cooked lasagna for Christmas and then dropped it on the floor and we all had to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This reeks of Lewis Le1.

[Karen Feehan]

Well, they spelled lasagna wrong.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did they though?

[Adrian Appalucci]

So that's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, that's correct.

[Katie Boyle]

I think on Mom Cooked, I think.

[Big J Okerson]

It would have been A at the end.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yes, that's right. There's an A at the end for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

They spelled mom cooked wrong. That's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Also, mom cooked is the way you say.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I pointed that out.

[Katie Boyle]

I just pointed that out. And you said it louder.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, Katie, I'm sorry.

[Karen Feehan]

Yikes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your voice was a wee bit too small.

[Katie Boyle]

I didn't even notice anything different when you do that. I don't realize It. You just sound normal to me.

[Big J Okerson]

I just sound. She's like, oh, funny, Lewis. I can understand him. My mom cooked lasagna for Christmas, then dropped it on the floor, and we all had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe this is how you spell lasagna in Ireland.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like, ye oldie lasagna.

[Alex]

The typo. I have to say.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's like the lasagna shop. Shopping.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes. Old lasagna shopping. Lasagna shopping.

[Karen Feehan]

I think it is Lewis also.

[Adrian Appalucci]

It's so Louis.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It smells like Lewis.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I don't know, though. I feel like it would be, like, peanut butter and heroin sandwiches or something.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This smells like Lewis.

[Karen Feehan]

This smells like Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

I think that could be big. I think we're giving Adrian. I think we're giving Adrian points right now. Adrian's from an Italian family. Apolucci lasagna. Yeah, but the team. The team might have spelled it wrong. And then she's pointing it out because she was like, I doesn't have as well. Lasagna.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You're trying to throw.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Once again, Lewis goes last.

[Big J Okerson]

Fine. I think it's Adrian. Guys. I think we just. You guys all just let Adrian. Now she's gonna touch the book.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's probably gonna end up touching this book.

[Big J Okerson]

Final answer.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everybody's locked in. Alex.

[Alex]

Lewis is correct. That was Adrienne.

[Big J Okerson]

What did I tell you? Damn it. She can touch our book now.

[Karen Feehan]

Thank you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go on, touch the book and tell everyone the story.

[Karen Feehan]

My mom's dumb. She cooked lasagna in, like, not a real pan and one you throw out. And she took it out and it just buckled.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no.

[Karen Feehan]

And then my dad beat her.

[Big J Okerson]

Which is what an Italian man would do if you dropped his lasagna on Christmas.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I would have guessed Adrian if he left that part of the story in.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So you guys said peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

[Louis J. Gomez]

There are other solutions.

[Karen Feehan]

Peanut butter and jelly is pretty good.

[Big J Okerson]

Peanut butter jelly's solid, but not for Christmas. That's depressing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You could have whipped up something. A digiorno pizza. For Christ's sakes.

[Big J Okerson]

My. My sister cooked spaghetti two years ago on Christmas, and I'll never forgive her. I think about it every morning when I wake up. How. How mad I was. You fucking bitch. Spaghetti.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Was it a good gravy?

[Big J Okerson]

No, it was a fucking ragu. Fucking jarred sauce.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Unacceptable on Christmas. Unacceptable.

[Big J Okerson]

It was crazy.

[Karen Feehan]

What did you want to eat?

[Big J Okerson]

Spaghetti. It takes seven minutes to boil. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen.

[Karen Feehan]

What did you want her to cook?

[Big J Okerson]

Anything. Spaghetti is Crazy for Christmas meatballs.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, it's gotta have some stuff with it. Spaghetti's not crazy idea. But there's gotta be some meatballs.

[Big J Okerson]

There was meatballs. They were dry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay. Sausage.

[Big J Okerson]

Nope. Spaghetti meatballs. That's it. It was shitty garlic bread.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Store bought frozen garlic bread or.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she made it with like bread and butter and garlic.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, that's delicious.

[Big J Okerson]

That sucked. It sucked.

[Katie Boyle]

Sounds lovely.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Christine, my girlfriend, can cook nothing good except she makes a of a garlic bread.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought you're gonna say she makes a. Of a spaghetti.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, her spaghetti's trash too. But that's impossible.

[Big J Okerson]

It's impossible to cook bad spaghetti.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But it is also jarred sauce. Beggars. Can't be true. She's not. Yeah, she's Armenian. She's not Italian. I don't want to eat that. Yeah, I don't want to eat that wacky ass food. A grape leaf. But it's called something else.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it's nuts.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's just Greek food. Renamed.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, where are our points at, Alex?

[Alex]

All right, on the scoreboard I have Karen Feehan with two points.

[Katie Boyle]

Wow.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm beating so many of you.

[Alex]

Big J with four points.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I fucking cleaned up round one and fell back ever since.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm in third place.

[Alex]

I have Adrian in third place with six points.

[Katie Boyle]

Everyone, this is your comeback.

[Karen Feehan]

It's my comeback.

[Alex]

Lewis with eight points and Katie with nine points.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm coming for that ass, Katie.

[Katie Boyle]

I know.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm coming for that flat Irish ass, Katie. I have a curve. You have a curve now.

[Katie Boyle]

I've always had a curve.

[Big J Okerson]

You've been working on it.

[Katie Boyle]

I just wear baggy pants, all right? I don't want anybody coming looking at my arse.

[Big J Okerson]

Arse. Don't anybody look at me. Or.

[Katie Boyle]

I know. I. I look at my. I look at my arse In a tongue.

[Big J Okerson]

I look at your arse too.

[Katie Boyle]

No, in a tongue is better in a thong. Why am I doing this.

[Alex]

During her.

[Karen Feehan]

Only fans and our.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sounds like a. Like a desert dwelling reptile. An arse. Alex.

[Big J Okerson]

Or Alex, whatever. Katie, why don't you do just our shots in thong on your only fans?

[Katie Boyle]

We'll see.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's progress.

[Katie Boyle]

Okay. That's like what women wear in the beach now anyway.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes, exactly. See?

[Louis J. Gomez]

By the way, I'd like to tell you that big huge shift in score where you are now in third place, brought to you by double points.

[Big J Okerson]

Adrian, don't get too comfortable with that book. Bring it back over here. Let's take a quick moment to thank one of Our incredible sponsors, which is IP Vanish. They make it really easy to hide what you're doing on the Internet. Which our audience, our audience ever needed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

One thing. Yeah, we were hawking.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You don't want people to know what you're looking at. I don't want to know what you're looking at. Honestly. Don't tell me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Remember how many times you've typed in just the first parts of the words or in this state and you can't do that.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

Jay, we're gonna have to edit that out. That's crazy. You can't, you can't encourage these people to look up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why would you need your IP to vanish?

[Big J Okerson]

But, but I mean if they wanted to IP Vanish would be the website.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That they could use.

[Big J Okerson]

We can't tell them to do that though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm not saying do it. If you do it. I just know in the, in this, in the court of Big J, you're.

[Big J Okerson]

A deplorable piece of scumbag.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm just letting you know.

[Big J Okerson]

What are you doing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Probably walk scot free. I'll never even know.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just trying to say maybe you have. This is for people. People that have maybe websites blocked at work or something like that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sure, sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Sorry. There was a chair moving.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is that an airplane?

[Big J Okerson]

Look, we are just kidding. Don't do anything illegal. But if you do want to get around online sensors that you might face. Sometimes, sometimes you're in public WI fi and you can't go to certain websites. Sometimes you're going to try to check.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Off in the airport. Man.

[Big J Okerson]

IP van says you got.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm trying to whack off in my car using the WI fi from my kids daycare before I pick them up. They also offer you tell me watch me grow. Children's learning center has fucking blocked WI fi. My two year old's not going to look up porn.

[Big J Okerson]

This is story words, not Legion of Skanks. What are we doing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, this is ipv. This is what they want you guys to know. This solves. You don't have to have these conversations with anybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen to me. They also offer secure file management so you can back up and encrypt all of your files. You creep.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your motto right here. It's the promo code. Wink wink.

[Big J Okerson]

Look, right now just go to ipvanish.com they have different packages with affordable pricing. And if you use the promo code wars with a Z warz, they're going to give you an extra 10% off. This is the time to sign up. And with Our discount and their current promotional offerings. You can get a VPN for about 85% off what they're usually offering.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm telling you, once you get IP Vanish, once you find out you're officially on IP Vanish, whatever crazy plan you have, start planning it.

[Big J Okerson]

You can start breathing free.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Breathe easy. Why not? Dude, I just call that the web at this point.

[Big J Okerson]

You are alive. You are part of the IP Vanish universe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I will not buy a. But I'd like to browse a website where I could.

[Big J Okerson]

That's a great way to put it. All right, let's get back into it.

[Alex]

Story number six. In my 20s, I lived in an apartment that had no kitchen. Just a mini fridge in a microwave.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Fucking this Lewis for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I lived in three apartments with no kitchens in my life.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't even know if you had a mini fridge.

[Big J Okerson]

I had one that was just a toaster in my bathroom.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We used to say Lewis lived with a dog in a ton tile room. It was crazy.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I feel like everybody's lived this life.

[Big J Okerson]

This is. Yeah, I feel like literally everyone has lived in this. Karen, did you. When I was dating you did. You didn't have a kitchen, did you.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Do you wear home.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Before we start throwing stones?

[Big J Okerson]

You know, cuz you didn't have kitchen. We would go to your corner deli and we get sandwiches on credit to split. It was such a sad relationship.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You were so mean to the guys from Yemen.

[Big J Okerson]

They. They loved you. They were trying to have sex with you and your dog.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Those are my guys. I don't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Katie, I see you've early written my name and I'll tell you. We don't know each other well, but I would never live like this. I would have moved home first.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Really?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You couldn't rough it a little in the Big Apple?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I roughed it plenty. Kurt Metzger was my roommate and he had night terrors, so I needed a full size fridge.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, this seems like a Karen story. Yeah, I think when I dated you, that was the appointment.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Karen, look at it closer. She was like, wait, is this me? This could be. I guess.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I don't.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm gonna go. Karen.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it is.

[Adrian Appalucci]

It's not. But I've done a good job throwing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It could just be okay, I'm going.

[Big J Okerson]

Lewis, please.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I'm thinking, please.

[Big J Okerson]

Stupid.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go ahead, call me stupid. Stupid.

[Big J Okerson]

Dumbass.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're a dumbass.

[Big J Okerson]

Fucking dumbass. J Choosing me.

[Adrian Appalucci]

If it's Katie again.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it is if it's Katie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Katie just said great information. Fuck you. I'm still voting you. Everyone is locked in. Ooh, this is gonna be an interesting one. The answer, Alex.

[Alex]

That was Luis J. Gomez.

[Big J Okerson]

The boys let me pull ahead. Thank you very much.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know one thing I know about me and Louis. We can live very differently.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And I genuinely have lived in multiple apartments that have had no kitchen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

But this one. This one in particular was the one that I. Where I threatened my roommate to. To stab him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why?

[Big J Okerson]

Didn't threaten to stab him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know. I left everyone, though, so for the.

[Big J Okerson]

I left. He tried to take my cable box out of my bedroom because it was his cable box and I wasn't paying for the cable fair.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's all tracks.

[Big J Okerson]

So then I left a knife on top of the cable box to let him know, if you touch this cable box, I'm going to fucking stab you to death.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I thought you said. I thought you said I would stab you, but not with a knife. And then left a knife around so he could see it.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no, no, no. I said.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, right. For legal purposes.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no. I said no. I said I was going to be. We were arguing. I said I would kill him in front of a bunch of witnesses. Then he left because he was afraid of me. Then I put the knife on top of my cable box for when he. For when he came home to see that. If you touch his cable box, I'm going to stab you to death. I. Fun fact. Fun fact.

[Karen Feehan]

What if he took.

[Big J Okerson]

I was arrested that night. Fun fact. I spent my weekend in jail and Big J's lawyer wife got me out.

[Karen Feehan]

He called the cops on you?

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Karen Feehan]

He called the cops on you.

[Big J Okerson]

He called the cops on me? Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Ex wife, by the way. She's trash.

[Katie Boyle]

I was like, you have a wife, you have a girlfriend. America's crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a lot. There was a little bit of overlap. Alex, where we have the points?

[Adrian Appalucci]

All right.

[Alex]

On the board.

[Katie Boyle]

Jesus. Lewis.

[Alex]

I have Karen with two points. I have Adrian with six points, Big J with eight points, Katie Boyle with nine points. And Lewis in the lead with 14 points.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It is anybody's game except probably Karen.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she can still win.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I know.

[Big J Okerson]

Ladies and gentlemen, story number seven.

[Alex]

Story number seven. My drug addicted, alcoholic uncle once.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen, once fingered me in the kitchen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I just saw the word finger. I thought that was fingering in a kitchen.

[Big J Okerson]

Sorry. Good. Sorry.

[Alex]

My drug addicted, alcoholic uncle once pulled me into the kitchen during a family holiday dinner to show me how he could do the knife between the fingers trick.

[Big J Okerson]

Still gonna say it sounds like a Karen Origin story.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You guys didn't do that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought he pulled you into the kitchen to show you the fingers between the leg strike.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah, no, this isn't me, but my. My uncles used to give me booze, but this isn't me now.

[Big J Okerson]

Just audiences give you booze.

[Adrian Appalucci]

That's how you know it's good.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad.

[Big J Okerson]

What does. Chris, are you selling us to investors? Chris, you. This place. This place is built on an Indian burial ground. Guys don't invest. Don't invest. It's all bodies under here. It's dope.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They moved the head headstones. They never move the bodies. So the first big rain, a tree's going to come to life and there's going to be a bunch of coffins and skeletons popping up. Enjoy your time in New York, though.

[Big J Okerson]

Every time we're in here, there's people that I believe are investors staring at us. There's Japanese business.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Seven Japanese guys just staring at us like a terrarium.

[Karen Feehan]

They were here last night or Monday.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Monday.

[Big J Okerson]

Monday, yeah. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And they came in and then they started bowing at us. I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

It was crazy. I don't know, but it's not good. Look us up. Look up Legion of Skank. See if you still want to invest. See if you still want to invest in this place. Who? They've tied their fucking.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They give us their main room show on Mondays.

[Big J Okerson]

Crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's what this place believes in.

[Big J Okerson]

Yep. And we have said the N word a lot.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's in print.

[Big J Okerson]

On camera. Sorry. Good.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex, Apologies.

[Big J Okerson]

We got distracted.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I do agree with Karen, but I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everyone has it sounds like Katie's had a lot of it.

[Karen Feehan]

Could be Katie or you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Troublesome things.

[Katie Boyle]

My aunt would give me booze.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait.

[Katie Boyle]

What happened here? Oh, knife trick. No, every.

[Big J Okerson]

Every. Yeah, that thing. Every person has a drunk, drug addicted uncle. Everyone. Yeah, right. My was my Uncle Raymond. He bought me my first bag of weed. He was great. He did not pull me into the kitchen to teach me the knife between the fingers.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I think I'm feeling Katie for some reason.

[Karen Feehan]

Katie, Lewis or Karen?

[Louis J. Gomez]

This isn't Lewis. I don't think this is. By the way.

[Karen Feehan]

The way he's lying.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Every week I say I would know this about Lewis if this was Louis.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Who is it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Are you changing your answer?

[Adrian Appalucci]

I don't. I'm losing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I guess not. Probably not. You didn't take that. Yeah.

[Katie Boyle]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is one of those. I would know this about Lewis, but I've done this and then I convince everybody else to not say Louis. And then it's Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me think how to play this game right now. Do I want to give everyone else the points and say who it obviously is to me because everyone should follow.

[Adrian Appalucci]

My lead because I'm instinct has been wrong every time.

[Big J Okerson]

Gut instinct. Big J. Louise.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sorry. My special gut instincts.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm going with the man himself, Big J. Oh, he's a bad actor. This is why he has to do this podcast. And he.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll be acting in. In Netflix's tires this Friday.

[Big J Okerson]

He started throwing.

[Karen Feehan]

Karen is also on the show.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Thank you, Adrian.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she's on the show. She's on the show. Flat tires.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everybody's locked.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a great joke. Oh, that's your flat tits, folks.

[Katie Boyle]

Oh, I didn't get that.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you didn't get it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, spit the monthly money.

[Katie Boyle]

No, these tits look amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

Look, she's got decent titties. These decent small tits.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Thanks, Katie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sign up for our only fans.

[Katie Boyle]

Maybe I have. No, I haven't. That'd be too. That'd be too inappropriate.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Get a lot of shamrocks in the wet.

[Katie Boyle]

Mark.

[Big J Okerson]

After them, Alex. All the answers are in.

[Alex]

All the answers are in. That was Big J. O. I'm just good.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I got a. I got two points.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not about me voting last. It's not about anything. I can just read these people. They are not as good as me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's got a lot to do with you going last.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And cheating.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not true. No, I didn't want to give everyone the points because I obviously.

[Adrian Appalucci]

And I also think you're cheating.

[Big J Okerson]

How am I cheating? I didn't go last either. You went before me.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I'm figuring out how to cheat off you. I'm getting my ass kicked.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll go first every fucking time. But you guys are just gonna follow my lead because I'm great.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The story was I was about 8 years old. Passover dinner at my grandmother's house. Yeah, this was a Jewish family. You didn't see that coming.

[Big J Okerson]

No way. I was not expecting that at all.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My uncle Mark, who did not look Jewish, he was all tatted up. I thought he was the coolest. He had the big beard and like his hair was in a braid.

[Big J Okerson]

Curly cues, big black hat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now that I think he had no.

[Big J Okerson]

Idea he was Jewish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He was always going like this. No, he was so like baby bikery looking. But like he. He was an alcoholic and a drug addict and he did it. He's like Nephew, come here real quick. And he took me to the thing, and he's so whacked out of his head, he goes, look at this. Look how good I can do this. And on the counter. I mean, on a very small part of the counter, front of the microwave, took a fucking steak knife and started doing the. Between the fingers. And he started, like, really slow and then start showing. And then starts doing it where he's looking at me and doing it to show me how good he is. Meanwhile, he is knifing his hand to smithereens. He never. He never not hit his hand. One stab, and there was like, slices through the sides of each finger, right through the webbings. And he was like. And he had a cigarette hanging on his mouth. And he goes. He's like. He just goes like, mic dropped. He was like, there you have it. And then everyone's like, mark, oh, my God. And everyone had to go like, wrap him up and take him to a doctor. But when he started, he was already knifing himself, looking at it, and then he goes and look. And he started looking at me and he just. I'm like, ah. I was eight.

[Big J Okerson]

Alex, where our points at? I mean, it's. I'm really pulling. Pulling away with this.

[Katie Boyle]

You've won.

[Alex]

All right. On the scoreboard, buddy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It ain't over. No, it's over.

[Karen Feehan]

We're tied.

[Alex]

I have Karen and Adrian tied with six points each. Katie Boyle with nine points. Points. Big J Okerson with 14 points, and Lewis with 18 points.

[Big J Okerson]

Right, folks? Oh, they hate it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, they.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm like a villain here. I'm getting booze.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis, you're the heel.

[Big J Okerson]

People are pissed right now. I win too many.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's sort of over.

[Big J Okerson]

We have one more. One more. I mean, look, Story wars are probably running away with this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Story wars. Look, it's gonna stay in house. And I'll tell you, I'm pretty happy about that because if it is your. Wait, what? That's not the right thing. History isn't boring. Your teacher was beautifully reflects Burke's comedic background and passion for history.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Final story, Alex.

[Alex]

I'm sorry, by the way. I misspoke. Big J has 12 points, not 14.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Sit down, Sit down. Jay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What did I have before this round?

[Alex]

You had eight. Yeah, so you gained four, not six.

[Katie Boyle]

That's my bad.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, give my lighter, Lily.

[Big J Okerson]

Final story, Alex.

[Alex]

Okay, everyone, story number eight. I've had sex in a fridge.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

Now, we all pictured like a regular sized kitchen fridge. I don't think that's what it is. This has to be a walk in fridge at a restaurant, which is a Karen Feehan type of thing to do.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Can I tell you something? When I thought that it was fridge, fridge.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought it was Karen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I also thought it was Karen, but that was more from going for the tiniest person to fit in a fridge. That wasn't calling you. That wasn't a horror claim in any kind. I was like, who could In a fridge.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I'm cold all the time. I couldn't imagine. In a fridge.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, it's her, but you love.

[Karen Feehan]

It is.

[Adrian Appalucci]

He's got me there.

[Katie Boyle]

This is not my story, but I have had sex in a fridge.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Stop trying to one up me, Boyle.

[Big J Okerson]

If I had sex in a fridge.

[Katie Boyle]

Walk in fridge. Everybody's had sex in a walk in fridge.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no. I would never have sex in a wall. I would never go to a freezing cold place.

[Katie Boyle]

Nobody. Have you worked in the hospitality?

[Big J Okerson]

If you have work? She was a bartender, restaurant employee.

[Katie Boyle]

That's what we do. When you wear.

[Big J Okerson]

Jay spends half his life in a fridge. So it could be him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I've had my dick suck while I was figuring out the door open.

[Adrian Appalucci]

That counts. That counts.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Next to the fridge. If I'm going like, hey, when you're done down there, can you make me some Eggos?

[Adrian Appalucci]

You count that you're like, fridge sex. You have like, a counter next to it seven times this week.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I think this just seems like a very Karen type story. We haven't gotten a lot of stories, though. We have had a Karen story. It was an uncle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Adrian Appalucci]

The uncle wasn't mine.

[Karen Feehan]

That was.

[Katie Boyle]

Yeah, we just did that, Lewis.

[Big J Okerson]

No, we did a Karen story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Karen peed constantly.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you peed all the time. We only did one Adrian story.

[Adrian Appalucci]

We still haven't gotten over what often means to him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Karen peed every time she ate. It was Pavlovian. I'm gonna go with Adrian on this one.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think that Adrian's a public sex type of person.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think this is at work.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think Adrian ever worked in as a waitress. Adrian would not last. You did. For how long did you work as a waitress?

[Karen Feehan]

A couple days.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So she got fired for walking in the fridge.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm going with the great Karen Feehan. Me and Karen used to have a ton of public sex all over the place. On top of a cop car. One time, right in this neighborhood.

[Katie Boyle]

A cop.

[Big J Okerson]

Like 88pm in the. In the evening, people were walking by.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Calm down.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it Was one time it was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

On me while I was playing video games.

[Big J Okerson]

We used to go into, like, Chinese delis, and I just pull her pants down. I'd bang her in the back of the deli with a cat. While a cat was watching us, I was always there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But if I snored, she would believe I was asleep. Even in the deli.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen Fianna's.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Who did you guys guess?

[Katie Boyle]

I bet you.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Oh, you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I said, Adrian. I'm throwing caution to the wind. Alex, break our hearts.

[Alex]

That was Karen Fee.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course it was.

[Adrian Appalucci]

You guys aren't having sex. First of all, it was a sake fridge.

[Big J Okerson]

It was a sucky fridge.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sake. Sake.

[Big J Okerson]

Sucky, sucky. We love you a long time.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sock it to me. I sock it to you.

[Big J Okerson]

It was a sake fridge at Sushi Samba.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Sushi Samba.

[Big J Okerson]

Sushi Samba. My favorite restaurant in Las Vegas. Vegas.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Delicious.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nice. Now featuring some guys. Come. Sushi Samba. I'll have the tempura. Shrimp slash cumroll.

[Big J Okerson]

Karen, who was this lucky man? Was it one of the other employees? Was it the Japanese guy that you were dating that. That was there?

[Adrian Appalucci]

Listen to you.

[Big J Okerson]

I listened to all those stories.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Sweaty.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, soul.

[Adrian Appalucci]

We used to call him Shogun. And he would wear his buttons all the way down. He was like clean shaven Japanese into the ponytail. He was hot.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You him in the fridge A couple times. Japanese guy.

[Adrian Appalucci]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did it go in your butt and you didn't notice the difference?

[Adrian Appalucci]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

Did he ever smell dick?

[Louis J. Gomez]

You.

[Adrian Appalucci]

It was you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

A Japanese guy in a fridge. Sounds like if you were like, I'm gonna say something so small, like, hey, how small of a portion to give you, like a Japanese dick in a fridge? It's not worth 30 bucks. That's a perfect analogy.

[Adrian Appalucci]

It was big for an Asian guy. It was big for a Japanese dick Godzilla.

[Katie Boyle]

How many Japanese penises have you had that you're able to make this scale?

[Adrian Appalucci]

I was a top seller at Sushi Saga. I was there. Yeah, I was there for a few years.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She was Miss Congeniality at Ninja Camp.

[Adrian Appalucci]

I was there for a few years.

[Big J Okerson]

Katie, let's go with our final score here.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Alex, it looks like the obvious has happened.

[Alex]

Wow. Our final scores, everybody. I have Karen Feehan with eight points. Came up Adrian with 10 points. Big J with 12 points. In second place, I have Katie Boyle with 13 points. And in first place, our winner tonight, Luis J. Gomez with 22 points.

[Big J Okerson]

22 points. Am I too good? Am I too good? I'll retire if you guys really want me to. At this point, is there anything else I have left to prove in the sport.

[Louis J. Gomez]

History isn't boring. Your teacher was. Lewis stays in house with the story. War.

[Big J Okerson]

That's right. Sign that. Sign that for us, guys.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes. Everybody, if you could please sign the bill.

[Big J Okerson]

You can't keep it it. Adrian. I won it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis won it fair and square.

[Big J Okerson]

You know. No, you're not keeping my book.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is it fair, though, when Lewis is head.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't you dare. I swear to God, I'm. I. I'm not even kidding about that. Like, I could just give her that book. I have three more copies of KB's book, but she did not win it. I will not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

I would like to walk out with. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Katie Boyle]

Rules are rules.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you guys so much for being here.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thank you. Big special thank you to all of our guests, everybody. Karen, fan, check out the only fans podcast, Katie Boyle special. I'll do it myself. Available on YouTube. And Adrian Appalucci's new special, the Dark Queen, right now on Netflix. Get her in that algorithm. Go watch it right now, and we'll catch you guys next time on Story Wars. Thank you so much.